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ben_vulpes: lol omfg rescue
dog food from child, only to be blessed by cries of anger when
dog takes banana from child
☟︎ ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: counteroffer impending, rescuing
dog food from child
ben_vulpes: "help" is the motherfucking
dog whistle of the left
ben_vulpes: (b-
dog, amusingly, a nickname of mine from the nineties)
ascii_butugychag: in other equally-interesting news, somebody somewhere prolly got mauled by a rabid
dog today.
ascii_field: pete_dushenski: hey one time i left for an hour and came back to discover that i suffer from depersonalization and am
dog-who-identifies-as-cat
ascii_field: 'You have the fucking time to fuck shit up. That is what you are saying. Most normal people on nights and weekends fuck their significant others, go to parks with the kids and enjoy life. But you spend your nights and weekends writing
dog shit that fucks up my weeks. We are paid to fix the damage you do.' << mega-winner
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: 'increase defense spending' in usa is
dog whistle for 'moar f35 plz'
ascii_field: notice how
dog sleds exist, but not rat sleds.
ascii_field: the land of plastic rice gives a fuck about 'posterity' like a
dog about beets.
ascii_field: they happily send their sons to army so they can 'die for a fat bitch's right to marry her
dog'