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ben_vulpes is having a blast nesting with the girl. today, we finished scaffolding the builtin to house the dog and spawngear: http://imgur.com/Z9iBUv3 ☟︎
asciilifeform: (can one milk dog ?)
asciilifeform: nah, dog i could go for
asciilifeform: at any rate, who am i to say that mircea_popescu would not fit in cn. perhaps he has always wanted to eat roast dog, pay 90% of his revenue as bakshish to local party 'райком', and endure the stench of the most packed mass of beoble known...
asciilifeform: the one thing which may have been the boojum, other than straight laundry, is a secret dog-whistle via the price that the unit is modded
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if he paid out to a random keyless amoeba, that'd be reason to conclude that he was shot and replaced not even by hitler's agent but by a street dog
ascii_field: 'There is nothing illegal that the government there is not into. The government is smart if you just go there as an American you will not be bothered. I lived in the jungles where I was the only white person, and they were on to me. They asked me for $2M, weeks later 40+ armed men stormed my house, shot my favorite dog, and held me in the sun with my hands tied. The next day the congressman came and apoligized and asked
asciilifeform: nah, in the land of the cat&dog eaters
ascii_field: (where a serf drowns his dog, the only thing he ever loved)
ascii_field: which lucky nord (can we call'em nords?) will be the first to be carved up for his dog tag ?
asciilifeform: not sure if involved. at least in the usual sense. thing isn't a horse, or dog, more like a very ill-tuned piano
asciilifeform: 'what, my dog ate your baby? fuck your baby'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu volunteers to shoot it, not realizing that the dog-kicker will kick every dog mircea_popescu ever bends to pet
asciilifeform: ~they~ kick the dog
ben_vulpes really off with dog now
ascii_field: nubbins`: reads, i must confess, quite like those 'eaten by friend's dog' reports
asciilifeform: 'consistently broken' is not quite it. a 'consistently littered' city may have many dog turds, but one does not expect to find unexploded ordnance from ww2 on the sidewalk
asciilifeform: that is, updates - dog-slow, for example
ben_vulpes: Those supplies had to be delivered to the men patiently waiting for them at the far end of the trail, So he cached the supplies, hoiseted as many carcases of the dead horses as possible into trees where the wolves could not get them, and went all the way back to Hazelton to get dog-teams.
asciilifeform: in order for the narrative to turn into 'dog bit, we shot it'
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-07-2015#1188084 << this is known, from mr mold's articles, as the 'kick the dog till it bites then shoot it' algo ☝︎☟︎
ben_vulpes: anyways, i'm off to grill chicken and romp dog with other junior members of the clan
ben_vulpes: trinque: does it have 'naughty dog' as well?
asciilifeform: trinque: last time i played with clim under sbcl it was dog-slow
asciilifeform: dog in dog
asciilifeform: but evidence for actual case of 'stuck' (in man, not dog) is approx. on par with evidence for loch ness dinosaur
asciilifeform: dog - still alive (or dogcatcher suspects at any rate)
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/06/pressure-in-the-united-states-mounts-to-ban-symbols-of-rebellion-against-federal-government << is pretty plainly a 'kick the dog till it bites, then shoot it' gambit on usg's part
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: almost exactly! except it's pulled by my giant dog instead of any sort of horse
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how do i know that not a dog
asciilifeform: and yes, if dog could get ddt - he would
asciilifeform: i like converse 'on the net, though no one might know, i am still a dog'
asciilifeform: and phone flash is typically dog-slow
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: hard to trust a tree that struggles to live twice as long as a dog << brings up a point re: another tree. in ru, folks traditionally are fascinated with the huge birch forests. but consider, birch is a short-lived 'pioneer species'
ben_vulpes: mats: as a new dog i must piss on each and every electric fence
ben_vulpes: "i am medicated for schizophrenia and what is dog"
asciilifeform: as to dog 'food' means 'dog food', to homo derpicus - 'isp' means his local telecom monopolist ☟︎
ascii_field: to be fair, the first time i wrote it, it sucked donkey cock (wrote gcd in python, it was dog-slow and O(n^2) )
asciilifeform: <mircea_popescu> the computer's job is NOT to be the fucking master, and make its own decisions a la windows. the computer's job is NOT to be a solipsistic retarded geek and just do its own thing like anal children do ... the computer's job is to be a most humbly abject slave, perpetually and consumatedly on its knees following you around, with the dedication and unwavering insistence no dog can summon << obligatory http://ww
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-04-2015#1112442 << imho this is catastrophically misguided. in the same logic one might suppose that experience manufacturing dog food should be best qualifier for opening a fine steak restaurant ☝︎
ascii_panama: they even halted boarding because dog snorted
ascii_lander: 'describe the face of an angry dog'
ascii_field: whereas i have zero patience with the very concept of having the very smell of a rabid dog in my home.
ascii_field: nubbins`: but i'll note that this is a problem with alf, not with walking away << i've noticed that even you have exhausted your patience with the bipedal rabid dog in your home...
ascii_field: sooner i am a dog.
asciilifeform: 'who will speak of what, but the dog - of fleas', yes
asciilifeform: anyway the point, again, would not be to ever -run- bitcoind in the dog-slow emulated linux
asciilifeform: damnit, it wasn't to fly every man woman child dog cat around for the next eternity.
ascii_field: 'It is my aim to set a new high-water mark for transparency in parameter generation. To that end, all of these values are nothing-up-my-sleeve numbers which I generated by singing the Bohemian Rhapsody backward with my dog barking in the background, digitizing the audio as an MP3 at a bitrate of 192kbit/s, and taking every 17th byte of the result. Their integrity can easily be verified by repeating this procedure.'
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i give up, how are a practicing gynecologist and a healthy dog the same?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes got the dog properly level ?
asciilifeform: decimation: the dog was there to add 'spice'
asciilifeform: there's a great ru line from, i think, 'dog's heart'
ben_vulpes: and a dog.
asciilifeform: 'dog in the manger'
asciilifeform: dog barked - caravan moved.
asciilifeform: 'bus pirate' is dog slow
asciilifeform: not to mention dog slow
asciilifeform: big dog ?
asciilifeform: he knows full well that it is every bit as possible to transform from what a civilized man is to a stray dog as to the indian.
asciilifeform: why, i wonder, did he pick the indians as an example of 'the true path' and not, say, a stray dog ?
asciilifeform is not a soldier, but can hardly imagine an army having more use for 'individual thinking' at the platoon level than a dog has for beets
asciilifeform: fumes of confused teenagers are going to somehow coallesce into moving << 'dog barks, caravan moves'
asciilifeform: ';Urko is a dog. Urko is one of my best friends. Urko is a fantastic dog becoz sometimes..... Urko SPEAKS! Urko is very timid and only speaks to me...and not always...urko only speaks when both,urko and me,we start to smoke that rare cigarretes that urko has. Then urko start to speak a lot of :) and we stay all night speaking,smoking and seeing films orplaying trivial pursuit,or coding,or doing a lot of things :)'
ben_vulpes: chef, grocery shopper, dog walker
ben_vulpes: dog and babe both respond well to arched eyebrows, very little by way of slappings necessary :D
asciilifeform: 'hello fellow dog, you must also be a dog for every living thing is a dog; what kind of dog are you'
ascii_modem: fiat law apparatus is not an authority to be respected, but a military enemy that wants to render you for your body fat and deserves the same respect that dog owes dogcatcher, or jew - the nazi polizei
ben_vulpes: anyways can i do ya for anything else before emptying the dog's tanks?
asciilifeform: but more about the fact that once you've lived as a man, do not ever again wish to live as a dog.
asciilifeform: 'the art of saying 'good dog' until you can find a proper stone'
asciilifeform: pilot will readily concede that much of what he knows is trained like a dog is trained
asciilifeform: machine gun a hunting dog? sure. good sport, apparently.
asciilifeform: they machine-gunned his dog.
ben_vulpes: lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the dog
asciilifeform: at any rate, i can imagine only with great difficulty that a usg cryptologist of any actual stature (that is, creator of, or even privy to, a 'crown jewel') would be permitted to make public so much as a newspaper ad for a dog walker, much less a document pertaining to his profession.
asciilifeform: the dog eats and eats so the fleas can live.
asciilifeform: say, if it was able to distinguish cat from dog, and now operates an automated dogcatcher, prior to the renaming of strings, and still can - there was 'substance.'
asciilifeform: even the elixir of distinguishing cat from dog by mechanical means, so far escapes programmers.
asciilifeform: search dog != confiscation dog
asciilifeform: 'Minutes later, Trooper Vanderwiel arrived with the dog, which alerted on the back area of the car. That gave Simmons and Vanderwiel probable cause to search the vehicle without a warrant or the driver’s consent.' << lol re: the obvious implication, the beasts are trained to 'signal' on command rather than search
asciilifeform: tease the dog until it bites.
asciilifeform: never shoot the dog.
asciilifeform: junkyard dog is doomed to eat what he can.
asciilifeform: mr mold is a junkyard dog, with all that it entails. did not grow up with classical education, no latin, no greek. me neither.
ben_vulpes: ripping usg crud out of the thing is a recipe to endanger any coins i'd have if i were not eating ramen so that the dog might eat
ben_vulpes: "inside voice" is one of the more useful things to teach a dog: http://videos-f-16.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfa1/10745249_1722322861325716_1685564917_n.mp4
ben_vulpes: could be dog
asciilifeform: dog emulator?
asciilifeform: in 20 years the average us citizen is on dialup << copper phone net torn down. and where not torn down, scavengers are working. so no, not fiber, it'll be either nothing or dog-slow radio a la africa.
asciilifeform: (note that you could just as easily end up eating a dog turd from the market and a blade of grass from the dump)
asciilifeform: for a small dog.
asciilifeform: dog?
asciilifeform: decimation: catch a ball << bad example. when high-speed photography appeared, people learned that man (and dog, and circus lion) do not catch balls by computing integrals, but through 'bang-bang correction'
asciilifeform: this other picture, is that of a feral dog, who knows that the next stop is the soap boiler and carries on accordingly
ben_vulpes: with my dog curled at my feet
asciilifeform: a police dog (at least, ones trained in the russian tradition) will attack if fed by a stranger.
asciilifeform: he wrote an interesting autobio (afaik, never translated) about his dog work
asciilifeform: turns out his profession was - police dog trainer & handler.
asciilifeform: e.g, herr einstein: a junkyard dog, who took credit for the genuinely interesting late 19th. c. work