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ben_vulpes: sassafras
ben_vulpes: davout: you still alive? ☟︎
ben_vulpes: yo so was it $epithet in paris or what?
trinque: ben_vulpes: news is reporting people at least claiming ISIS affiliation in the thing, not that I count that as hard confirmation
trinque: flatten that part of syria and iraq yet? guess not
trinque: and so I suppose the west truly does not want to live, and so be it
BingoBoingo: <pete_dushenski> BingoBoingo: could you be persuaded to represent qntra for a voice interview ? << The onus is on them to do the text to voice thing.
ben_vulpes: "how do we keep terrorists out?"
ben_vulpes: "welcome refugees from syria with open arms!"
mats: nobody has the stomach to detonate a nuke over al-raqqah ☟︎
mats: its already over, man
trinque: yep, I know they don't.
BingoBoingo: The latest person out at Mizzou is Coach Gary Pinkel. https://archive.is/RTE27
assbot: Updated: Gary Pinkel announces retirement due to health reasons – The Maneater ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pslh0S )
mats: actually, maybe putin does
mats: that would set isis back a few years
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/AFP/status/665321462442528768
BingoBoingo: Round a hundred thought dead in the theater
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7785 @ 0.00054727 = 4.2605 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: 'Expertise in any combination of the following cryptographic primitives is desired: private information retrieval, fully homomorphic encryption, pairing- or lattice-based cryptography, multi-party computation, and distributed key management architectures.' -- from a nazi help-wanted ad
deedbot-: [cascadian hacker] Don't say tragedy of the commons. Don't say it! - http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2015/11/13_dont-say-tragedy-of-the-commons-dont-say-it.html
hdbuck: realityshitshow, the new ISIS MO. and the media loves it.
trinque: ben_vulpes: can't even solve the corner pallet crisis; west is toast!
ben_vulpes: https://gcaptain.com/rolls-royce-reveals-entrenched-failings-to-stunned-investors << on the "britain sucks" thread
assbot: Rolls-Royce Reveals Entrenched Failings to Stunned Investors - gCaptain ... ( http://bit.ly/1Psma9C )
asciilifeform: no mention of dip in airline motor demand, curious.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2264 @ 0.00053773 = 1.2174 BTC [-] {2}
ben_vulpes: it's subtle but i thought i saw it
mircea_popescu: <mats> nobody has the stomach to detonate a nuke over al-raqqah << it wouldn't take one. it would take about fifty or so to properly glass the place.
ben_vulpes: "The newcomer cut full-year forecasts, halted a share buyback and said 2016 numbers would be hurt by slowing sales of engines for smaller aircraft and ships that serve the beleaguered offshore oil industry."
mircea_popescu: nobody EVEN HAS fifty functional ones.
ben_vulpes: what's wrong with firebombing?
mircea_popescu: they grow back.
asciilifeform: ^
mircea_popescu: russians tried it to death\
mircea_popescu: can't say they don't have the oil for it.
ben_vulpes: "Earnings will now be hurt by “sharply lower” sales of corporate jets powered by Rolls engines, together with a more sluggish maintenance market both for those aircraft and bigger regional jets"
asciilifeform wonders about ground-penetrating nukez + natural petro deposits
ben_vulpes shudders
mircea_popescu: needs air to burn.
trinque: that every "great power" is perturbed by this religion and yet it remains speaks endlessly to the weakness of "great power"
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the air comes back after the initial vacuum funnel
mircea_popescu: trinque you realise religion has nothing to do with it.
mircea_popescu: you can't run a country on women only.
trinque: this group of people who have functioning hierarchy and men, yes
mircea_popescu: so then... of fucking course bipedal lifeforms with both eyes will own lame blind asses ?
mircea_popescu: what the fuck is "fully homomorphic encryption" supposed to be. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: holy shit even the words of this doomed civilisation are aspirational now. "it means nothing, but what does it aspire to mean ?"
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the problem being that rolls was one of the precious few spots where britain didn't suck.
mircea_popescu: now they're going to scrap high performance engine production also, so next time they want to invade argentina they rent cessnas in peru or some shit.
BingoBoingo: rent low performance engines in Detroit
mircea_popescu eagerly awaits the photoproof of the new nigger-rigged british airforce.
mircea_popescu: per ardua ad astra!11
BingoBoingo: Pretty sure Britain can't afford that rigging. Spent everything in F-35 pre-orders
trinque: the linksys router of the skies
trinque: fuck it all, better learn mandarin or russian. there's nothing left in the european sack
BingoBoingo: No, linksys delivered eventually. Even fucking Duke Nukem forever got delivered
trinque: I recall that some "selling point" of the thing was its role as a network node other devices would use
trinque: but too true, why insult linksys so
BingoBoingo: Also as far as places to go, consider learning penguin
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: no habla espanol trinque ?
trinque: un poco
mircea_popescu: last time there was a war the argentines came out of it better than literally everyone else.
mircea_popescu: how the god forsaken shithole even got to be a country in the first place, all that war profiteering.
mircea_popescu: reminds me of romania to a rather large degree, if off by a century or two.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes so what'd you have preferred, a notice that "I am watching this spot - if you dump trash here I will shoot you. Here's a pic of the rifle."
mircea_popescu: https://d19hkjflplfhx2.cloudfront.net/media/about-us/group.jpg << build a more diverse workforce, women still cluster together. ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1PsnNUP )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10604 @ 0.00052543 = 5.5717 BTC [-] {5}
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: that is the only solution, right?
ben_vulpes: "pick another corner, dumbshits, this one is mine."
ben_vulpes doesn't know how this nugget failed to make it into the turd
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323303 << see logz!! ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 01:02:07; mircea_popescu: what the fuck is "fully homomorphic encryption" supposed to be.
mircea_popescu: in unrelated news, my pickled gerkins (industria argentina!) are "kosher". except no rabi is mentioned.
asciilifeform: !s homomorphic
assbot: 32 results for 'homomorphic' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=homomorphic
mircea_popescu: i can't decide which side of retarded this falls on.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform except no such thing actually exists, so what "basics" and "primitives" ? suppose i hire solid state engineers, and want them to know the basics such as cold fusion ?
asciilifeform: it's a kind of cryptographolysenkoism aha ☟︎
mircea_popescu: these ain't the basics of no physics i ever heard of.
asciilifeform: thing is (again see logz) there are gibblets of usable mechanism scattered throughout the field
asciilifeform: (e.g., 'millinaire protocol' etc)
asciilifeform: *millionaire
mircea_popescu: sure, sure. how much do you want to bet that won't be on the test.
asciilifeform did not go and take 'the test'
asciilifeform: (yet...)
mircea_popescu: anyone have any experience with internet.bs ? ☟︎
asciilifeform: looks like a possible swap-in for namecheap!
asciilifeform writes down
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323324 << who are they ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 01:24:17; mircea_popescu: https://d19hkjflplfhx2.cloudfront.net/media/about-us/group.jpg << build a more diverse workforce, women still cluster together.
mircea_popescu: right.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the derp[s working for name.com
asciilifeform: ah
asciilifeform: incl. the dog..
asciilifeform: and the cardboard man
asciilifeform: (right-hand)
ben_vulpes: "socialist millionaires protocol", too lol
asciilifeform: !s paillier
assbot: 15 results for 'paillier' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=paillier
asciilifeform: ^ prolly best-known 'homomorphic' thing
mircea_popescu: in other news, http://40.media.tumblr.com/3ea4c6cfd1af432bba0675b8bde21056/tumblr_n74hilKQPB1qzuheco1_1280.jpg (nsfa) ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1HIwFmy )
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-09-2015#1258158 << today i learned! ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 01-09-2015 04:12:57; asciilifeform: incidentally, your unixlike box almost certainly has 'tsort' utility
asciilifeform brushes up on homomorphic idiocy for his inevitable tour in шарашка
mircea_popescu: namecheap "upgraded" it's website. and it's been a nightmare ever since. now i can't even get a list of my fucking domains the normal way. but lo and behold... they have an "export as csv".
ben_vulpes: so asciilifeform i notice that none of the "flow" implementations to date have matching output, and the "press" all depend to one degree or another on the inputs to the relevant "tsort" implementations, they're not guaranteed to "press" the same trees. non determinism at this endpoint gives me the willies, is that stupid?
mircea_popescu: i click it and... nothing happens. of course.
mircea_popescu: i review source and.... wait for it....
mircea_popescu: <div class="dropdown-content dropdown-list"> <ul> <li><a ng-click="FeatureNotEmplemented();" href="#">CSV</a></li> <li><a ng-click="FeatureNotEmplemented();" href="#">PDF</a></li>
ben_vulpes: ANGULAR
mircea_popescu: emplement my fucking fist up your fucking stupid ass.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: that's a js app not a web page
mircea_popescu: o it is.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: all correct implementations will press the same tree ~given the same leaf~ !!
asciilifeform: as in, the leaf whereby it is pressed.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes is "FeatureNotEmplemented();" a magic word in jstardation ?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: stare into the void
ben_vulpes: no man its so much worse
mircea_popescu: i just want all these stupid faggots to be raped, basically.
mircea_popescu: and i don't mean, incidentally. i mean, to death.
ben_vulpes: yes yes
mircea_popescu: fucking bullshit. i can almost fucking hear it, buncha tards thinking they're "corporate officers" sitting around a cheap glue-and-woodchips table finished in plastic going "hey bill... i think we're getting a great deal on this website outsourcing stuff."
asciilifeform: and... they are
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: the press algo must then press all same-tree-level leaves for the given leaf, correct? ☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: yeah, im sure they are. meanwhile i'm buying a baseball bat and separately a rusty nail.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: wake me up when.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: correct. ☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes do you know how one unwinds this retarded bullshit into actual urls ?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: you don't. there are no urls, there's a javascript application that stands on the dom. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: ...
mircea_popescu: they reimplemented cgi in javascript ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is like asking how to reconnect the buttons at an old derelict petrol station
asciilifeform: there is not, likely, a useful thing to be gained
mircea_popescu: so what, i'm to buy an ipad to get access to my domains because namecheap went full retard ?
asciilifeform: last i used it - it worked...
mircea_popescu: the dumbass cgi-in-javascript thing still gets data somewhere.
ben_vulpes is trying to understand how this is cgi
mircea_popescu: " a javascript application that stands on the dom." makes no sense to me.
ben_vulpes: cgi is still request loop stuff, right?
ben_vulpes: "dynamically generated pages" but generated in response to a specific HTTP request.
mircea_popescu: well yes ?
mircea_popescu: what, they have a special non-http server ?
ben_vulpes: okay well a js application contains the state of user interaction with the "app". when it *needs* to talk to the server, it makes api calls for data and then renders that or does calculations or whatever might need to be done.
ben_vulpes: ugh why do i know this
asciilifeform puts on gas mask
mircea_popescu: but javascript is still run in the browser, right ?
ben_vulpes: yeah...
mircea_popescu: and the server itself is still running http
mircea_popescu: so what bs is this, "no urls"
mircea_popescu: OF CUFING FORSE there's urls.
ben_vulpes: okay, simpler
ben_vulpes: yes yes yes
ben_vulpes: very little html is sent over the wire
ben_vulpes: server sez: "here's the js to run, here are the deps, here's the css, go to town"
mircea_popescu: right, but in general, how do i just hook into the datastream of this bs.
mircea_popescu: how do i normallty access "the deps" ?
ben_vulpes: other script tags
mircea_popescu: that's what i imagine i want, i expect a serialized base64
ben_vulpes: that you don't load either
mircea_popescu: what ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: likely thing is that the box returns 'json' turds (javascript lists populated with crud)
mircea_popescu: look, how do i cut through the chase, so that i don't actually use the js.
ben_vulpes: "the deps" are the rest of the js and html that the thing needs to run
ben_vulpes: read the source, or run the thing and monitor its api calls.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes either you're proposing it guesses the data, or else it gets the data from the server.
mircea_popescu: uh. isn't there a standard way you people do this ? like, hm, how should i explain myself.
ben_vulpes: go find the api client js file and read through that. if you're lucky enough they factored the js so cleanly that you can find the api endpoints.
mircea_popescu: in all my interactions with idiocy to date (and this is very banal and ancient idiocy, nothing novel here) there's always a spigot the actual tech people use.
mircea_popescu: that's built in a "standards" model or whatever. "it's called TruDataAccess" or whathaveyou
mircea_popescu: <link href="/assets/css/main?v=phbjMcurPxAMALWheG3gR3Pt1PkGb2rDzmtxXbmwvgE1" rel="stylesheet"/>
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: yes and?
mircea_popescu: check that stupid shit out, they gotta have a ?v=garbage approach to css because reddit does it and so they gotta be professional.
mircea_popescu: as if there's really any point to it.
ben_vulpes: oh i'm sure it's crucial to the functioning of some AWESOME tool
ben_vulpes: like versioned css or something insane
mircea_popescu: yeah, tool is right.
mircea_popescu: a dumbass dude with no prospects. aka tool.
asciilifeform wonders if mircea_popescu realizes that the design space of http slides inevitably into this kind of insanity
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
mircea_popescu: any of it.
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: me neither...
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: do you know what he means by "spigot the actual tech people use"?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: prolly something like the pure-http version of 'gmail'
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes how do you debug this ?
asciilifeform: (does that still work..?)
ben_vulpes: terminal into production?
trinque ears perk up for browser lamentations
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: aaaah, other html pages showing the same data
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'firebug' + 'wireshark'
mircea_popescu: suppose the "data isn';t right". you know you load it somehow.
ben_vulpes: ^^
mircea_popescu: and it's not gonna be fucking wireshark.
asciilifeform: it is always, in the end, wireshark
mircea_popescu: it's gonna be http://techsuport.namecheap.com/fuckthisstupidshit.cgi
asciilifeform: (or tcpdump+perl)
ben_vulpes: aheuahuea
mircea_popescu: or hwatevers, .js
asciilifeform: '#BREAKING Paris attacks not just on people of France but on 'all humanity': Obama'
asciilifeform: l0ltr0n1c
mircea_popescu: what ?
mircea_popescu: the nation of humanity ?
asciilifeform: sumthinglikethat
mircea_popescu: i am starting to miss Mr Nucular.
asciilifeform: ask ~him~ not me.
mircea_popescu: at least that was a harmless idiot.
asciilifeform: nyooooookyooooolar!!
mircea_popescu: <script src="/assets/js/main?v=jads0k1x6UN013WQFtBAc6UH0GHeRLPBfF-91kq4R8w1"></script>
mircea_popescu: <script src="/assets/js/xregexp?v=40sPTcMHxMpVEBfrk9PvYkihDvG0lcAp_jescN71YMo1"></script>
mircea_popescu: <script src="/assets/js/angular?v=Kq6-8uYn0o--kc3XolG8nQqh5qaZM-QoJMXpnK1goLk1"></script>
mircea_popescu: js/xregexp
mircea_popescu: gaze upon it and weep.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i haven't seen many things that i could reproduce in the production environment that i couldn't reproduce in my local environments, but even for weirdness showing up in production that needs debugging there, i run the application in the browser to get it to the bad state, attach to the code running on the server (however that works for $turdlang), and inspect what the browser is doing and how the server responds.
ben_vulpes: if it's weird data in the actual database, i fire up a goddamn sql terminal.
ben_vulpes: trinque: help
ben_vulpes: trinque: send help
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu's trying to reason about the browser shitstack
mircea_popescu: im going to break into their fucking servers just to read my lousy domain list ?
ben_vulpes: saas boss, they show you what they want to show you
trinque gives ben_vulpes a can of gas and a strike-anywhere match
ben_vulpes: maybe there's an endpoint you can curl to get your domain list
ben_vulpes: maybe that data comes over the wire on app boot up
ben_vulpes: WHO KNOWS
mircea_popescu: it's beyong me how the business people can be this abandonware level stupid.
mircea_popescu: seriously, let the dumbass tech kids get away with this stupid shit ? ☟︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it is trivially explained by 'fat cheques keep coming, while the rusty nail bat is always tomorrow and tomorrow'
mircea_popescu: i'd flail them alive, stuff the skin and flail it again.
asciilifeform: plz wake me up when selling tickets to this
ben_vulpes: so a twist
asciilifeform: i wanna watch. srsly.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform dude get the fuck off, you know what % of us corps fail ? you know average lifespan ?
mircea_popescu: what "keep coming".
ben_vulpes: to get "nice interactions" on mobile devices, your options are to write objective c, java, or js.
mircea_popescu: they don't fucking keep coming.
asciilifeform: the corpses fail, the corpses (ah) move to the next one.
asciilifeform: they come.
mircea_popescu: yeah, right.
mircea_popescu: dream on, firefly.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile you're looking for a meal ticket because the checks came.
asciilifeform: aha same basic idea
mircea_popescu: so they came right ?
mircea_popescu: like they come for mfa/spammers.
ben_vulpes spots a fat tailed distribution
mircea_popescu: jam tomorrow, nail today, while we pretend jam today nail tomorrow.
mircea_popescu: nuts.
asciilifeform: the folks discussed earlier don't sit and look for tickets. they get golden parachuted and immediately hop to next gig
asciilifeform: before corpse is even cold.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes how about ban anyone who ever connects from a mobile item.
mircea_popescu: "fuck you, go play angry birds. this is for real people."
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: that's what's going on!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you only think this because you have a weird sort of delusion going where everyone else has it rosy.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: and we haven't even gotten to the maintenance cost of this shit.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: my weird delusion is 100% based on my to-date contact with physical reality (tm) (r) ☟︎
trinque: that's a feature bub
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes lost business + maintenance = "technology of progress is the future"
ben_vulpes: which as trinque says is a feature of the whole thing.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform as interpreted by you!
asciilifeform: aha
asciilifeform: by who else.
ben_vulpes: and now we know why startups can justify a staff of 150 for a web site, as if it were ever in question.
mircea_popescu: the interpreter!
mircea_popescu: i took over a whole fucking province with less than 150 people./ ☟︎
mircea_popescu: if you need 150 people you're fucking wrong.
asciilifeform: the one interesting observation here is that this mostly-not-works thing is the essential characteristic of 'job-creating' tech
asciilifeform: if it worked, there'd be approx. 0 'help-wanted'
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that's what they said.
ben_vulpes: modern ui tech is horrendously time intensive to make do things.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: right! why does github need so many people around?
ben_vulpes: or heroku?
ben_vulpes: or like pick i don't know any other web tech tar baby
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: because ol' paul g. has many nephews ?
mircea_popescu: anyway. i suppose what i do here is ima log in from a play box sometime, and push all the domains away in one session.
asciilifeform: ... and the nephews have nephews ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if only. the fucktard's going to die alone like the raymond nobody loves.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: yeah
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i'm personally astonished you held out this long
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: playbox << that's kinda what i did.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i'm rich. money insulates people. TO THEIR DETRIMENT. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you ditched namecheap ?
asciilifeform: oh no
asciilifeform: still there.
asciilifeform: but used a 'play box'
asciilifeform: that ran js etc
mircea_popescu: ah
asciilifeform: 'nosuchlabs' is there, that is
ben_vulpes: oh man this is a riot
ben_vulpes: the day mircea_popescu ran javascript
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: i'm told there are times when even rms runs js !
asciilifeform: betcha he puts on a particular robe of mourning for the occasion
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes afaik opera runs a bunch of js.
mircea_popescu: heck, if you recall trilema has a js based selectofunction.
ben_vulpes: mhm
mircea_popescu: just, this fucktardation is beyond the pale. it has TO WORK.
mircea_popescu: who the fuck ok'd this is still a mystery my head can't wrap around.
ben_vulpes: they cater to consumers. it's fine for them.
ben_vulpes: ipxcore i don't think has any js.
asciilifeform: vendor prolly tested for ie6 and called it a day
mircea_popescu: o look! i get a 12 month free extension on transferred domains.
ben_vulpes: lovely backyard vps provider that does domains too.
trinque: can we kill dns and http yet?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes dude get out, what consumers. this is a pro biz if there ever was one. ☟︎
asciilifeform: trinque: dns was never alive
asciilifeform: so you can't kill it
trinque: silver bullet then
asciilifeform: stake
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no way this works on ie6. vendor prolly tested it on latest chrome .
asciilifeform behind the idiot www stack timez
asciilifeform will next see it in hell, in a cauldron
mircea_popescu: omfg but they have all the dnssec theatre ! !!! they;'re so credible, with their "And then we boot the single failure point laptop from ~~~a dvd~~~" bullshit.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: the people buying domains like slug.dance
trinque: autoupdates too, so you're always safe
ben_vulpes: dns, pro, lol
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes may i remind you of the "cryptsy couldn't move a bitcoin because doesn't have a bitcoin" ?
ben_vulpes: dns is some dum shit
mircea_popescu: the people "buying" domains like slug.dance are 98743985743987 people who ARE GOING TO, and 3 idiots that do.
ben_vulpes: whatever, pennies for paupers and britni
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what do you expect from a usg ministry. of course they have torchlight parades and weird masonic ritual
asciilifeform: that sums to nil
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323561 << afaik this is not so. derps buy domains like there's no tomorrow, for no apparent reason ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 02:35:56; mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes dude get out, what consumers. this is a pro biz if there ever was one.
mircea_popescu: "Sergey Kabarukhin" << and they outsourced tech support to .ua
asciilifeform: e.g., domains with their name, etc
mircea_popescu: anyway, everyone that needs my domains : dig/write down ips, just in case.
trinque: deedbot-: http://dpaste.com/240MPHP.txt
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1MHKX7m )
deedbot-: accepted: 1
trinque: ^ and so on
mircea_popescu: trinque i dun own that one iirc.
mircea_popescu: well, some of them.
mircea_popescu: i now see the wisdom of your deed.
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asciilifeform: i'm actually kind surprised that none of these dns records suddenly decided to point to dhs 'confiscated!1111' page, quite yet ☟︎
trinque: apparently all these types in the west welcome conquest with an open ass
trinque: so why would they
asciilifeform: trinque: i still don't see it.
asciilifeform: usg decided to burn eu, so it burns.
asciilifeform: snore.
trinque: don't know, there were a lot of guys dressed up just like soldiers in the streets in france today
trinque: against 4 or whatever it was
trinque: the cutter cuts but is not a victor because the cutting is her decision
asciilifeform: oh fr is conquered
asciilifeform: ... by usg.
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell mod6 your auto reconnect a) doesn't auth b) leaks your ip
gribble: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: ... in 1945.
kakobrekla: everyone leaks.
asciilifeform: ^
trinque: I fail to see how USG panopticon megastate can live any longer than the soviet megastate
trinque: has the same problems
asciilifeform: trinque: one had a ready devourer sitting by, waiting
asciilifeform: other - not.
trinque: so one infection, the other cancer?
asciilifeform: if it is not clear why the difference matters, consider,
asciilifeform: su had a ready warm place for all the competent folks to ~defect~ (DEFECT, not flee like rats and into pederasty, but fucking defect) to ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: us - does not.
trinque: how does one get coherent action out of a thing where there is so much internal conflict?
asciilifeform: and since mircea_popescu is asleep, i must fill in for him and '... REAL MEN don't need warm places! they live on flesh of their enemies, and tree bark! in orbit!'
asciilifeform: trinque: how does maniac swing an axe!?
asciilifeform: consider how much conflict can be in his poor skull
asciilifeform: and he still can swing.
trinque: but we're discussing the logistics of massive empire
asciilifeform: ask albert speere
trinque: his thing was even shorter lived
asciilifeform: aha but illustrative.
asciilifeform: (incl. of 'empire with internal conflict but coherent action')
trinque: for a time
trinque: the effectiveness of the internal USG hierarchy is unknown to me
trinque: if such a thing can be described, and it's not some other messier topology
asciilifeform: effectiveness at what ?
asciilifeform: if it's at keeping mircea_popescu's rusty nail baseball bat at bay, i dare say it still works ☟︎
trinque: accomplishing operational goals
asciilifeform: if it's at supplying clean water out of the tap - it sorta works ☟︎
asciilifeform: if at preventing traffic jams - doesn't work, never has
trinque: but "works" is not necessarily to say what topology it is
trinque: perhaps pieces work
trinque: and perhaps someone breaks them off in whole chunks
trinque: attaches them to something else
trinque: or runs them headlong into each other
asciilifeform: all i can say is that usg is the only major economic actor remaining, or at least in so far as is visible from my dismal tower ☟︎
asciilifeform: where i live.
asciilifeform: on mars, where mircea_popescu et al live, perhaps sanity prevails.
trinque: yep, I have only said what I do not know
asciilifeform: but here, my phone's been ringing off the hook for a week, and it almost always turned out to be usg folks
asciilifeform: (apparently not everyone got the memo that i'm a dalit)
trinque: admirers eh?
phf: election donations?
asciilifeform: no
asciilifeform: inquiries re: work for hire
phf: oh god.
trinque: this does not surprise me
asciilifeform: trinque: not so many folks outside of usg need reversing. ☟︎
phf: kaspersky lab!!1
trinque: furthermore if I were an ogre allergic to sane computing, I would eat a man describing it
trinque: :p
asciilifeform: phf: i wouldn't hire a fella with u.s. passport if i were k.
asciilifeform: in fact, i will lose all respect for k. if i ever learn that they did so.
asciilifeform: trinque: none of the folks calling give a tinker's damn re: 'sane computing' or b-a reich or whatnot. they just want good ol'fashioned reversing.
asciilifeform: but i'd still rather not perish in salt mine.
asciilifeform: if can escape it.
trinque: I don't care what work I do on this side of things; the stars were already coming unglued from the sky by the time I was born.
trinque: but maybe asciilifeform is yet more alive
asciilifeform: well as it is i have a little bit of energy & time to work on things that you lot consider mildly interesting
asciilifeform: when i was in a salt mine - i did not
mats: huh? I know several kaspersky employees that are americans
asciilifeform: mats: and i remembered that i already lost respect, when i learned that they run shitblowz internally
asciilifeform: so i can't exactly lose it again
ben_vulpes: gotta love how quickly this guy goes from
ben_vulpes: "gonna starve"
ben_vulpes: to
mats: the number of shops that don't, I can count on one hand
ben_vulpes: "phone ringing off hook"
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: didja miss the line in the logz where i said ~who~ calls.
ben_vulpes: the web is always there
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu's "street" for programmers
asciilifeform: the nagant is also there.
mats: and even those, hr types run it anyways, for word and excel and what not
asciilifeform: mats: you can't count them because no public face.
asciilifeform: pretty much everything with a public face and ANY 'hr types' is - by definition - salt mine. ☟︎
asciilifeform: it is what it is.
phf: agile consultants, HR, "junior developers", etc.
asciilifeform: any of them.
mats: b-a doesn't run winders and is also accurately described as salt mine
asciilifeform: mats: where's the salt ?
phf: asciilifeform: have you had your hands on thinkpad 755cd?
mats: rolling off the cheeks of the slaves doncha know
asciilifeform: phf: the one with the folding keyboard ?
asciilifeform: i had one, it died eons ago
asciilifeform: or was that 705c.
asciilifeform: what's so great about 755cd ?
asciilifeform: 701c, it was.
asciilifeform: not related.
phf: it's a fanless 486, one of the first "multimedia" laptops, i.e. has cdrom and midi chip. seems like the kind of device to play sierra games on
phf: i've been trying to track it down for a while now, was curious if you've had a personal experience with one. i suspect there are very few actual units around, though ebay has a steady supply of replacement parts
phf: http://retro-pc.ucoz.ru/index/thinkpad_755cd_type_9545/0-321
assbot: Коллекция ретро ноутбуков и прочих РС - ThinkPad 755CD (Type 9545) ... ( http://bit.ly/1NvY0VH )
phf: (and there are stats somewhere on thinkwiki)
asciilifeform: wtf do you need the cdrom drive for !??
asciilifeform: dunno about you, i've never once touched the ~disks~ for any of these gamez.
phf: phantasmagoria? :)
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> in unrelated news, my pickled gerkins (industria argentina!) are "kosher". except no rabi is mentioned. << With gherkins Kosher is a style meaning "with Garlic" ☟︎☟︎
phf: i think gabriel knight was also quite beefy..
asciilifeform: the voice version aha
asciilifeform never had any of the voice cd vers
asciilifeform: 'cause they didn't fit through a 28k modem, naturally
phf: i bought phantasmagoria of a stand in VDNKh back when the place was basically a giant electronics store, mixed with retrofuturist curio (holographic art exhibition! plasma globes!). it was a, heavily discounted, non-pirated version, but it took me forever to save up
asciilifeform: neato
phf: that 755cd has a completely weird feature, can remove screen back to use it with a transparency projector, http://img1.qq.com/digi/20060425/3566815.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1QBKC7N )
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> asciilifeform no way this works on ie6. vendor prolly tested it on latest chrome . << In the last year and a half this seems to become "OMG NEW BEST PRAKATIZ"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what domains ?
mircea_popescu: in other news, the new registrar does not actually handle .ws or .bz apparently. so i got a bunch of other domains for proxies, whatevs.
mircea_popescu: somebody really needs to write a better interwebs.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5714 @ 0.00053179 = 3.0386 BTC [+] {4}
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-11-2015#1323169 << o, rly? are they finally going to mention an MPEx property? I met Stephanie Murphy (one of that show's hosts) at porcfest. She claimed to have never heard of MPEx, to which I replied that she must be a USG stooge. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 13-11-2015 21:46:32; pete_dushenski: said podcast, "let's talk bitcoin" may also be interested in talking to BingoBoingo and asciilifeform regarding their respective projects.
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-11-2015#1323211 << lolz >> http://qntra.net/2014/10/caleb-chen-stephanie-murphy-brian-sovryn-assist-ponzi-scheme/ >> Stephanie Murphy of Let's Talk Bitcoin and her partner in crime Brian Sovryn provided the voice overs used as part of the marketing campaign. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 13-11-2015 22:25:14; pete_dushenski: i'm proposing that they come here and, if they so desire, have a voice actor play the role of interviewee for the program
assbot: Caleb Chen, Stephanie Murphy & Brian Sovryn Assist Ponzi Scheme | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1YaisTO )
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron people can be simply stupid/clueless/etc you know.
danielpbarron: that show's other host is antonopolous, the guy that you got kicked off of twatter for threatening to kill
phf: mircea_popescu: what's the new registrar? is it less retarded then namecheap?
mircea_popescu: well the website works, at least.
mircea_popescu: internet.bs
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron so clearly pete is doing his job lol
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323592 << to satisfy alf : http://trilema.com/2010/am-fost-hacuit/ ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 03:02:58; asciilifeform: i'm actually kind surprised that none of these dns records suddenly decided to point to dhs 'confiscated!1111' page, quite yet
assbot: Am fost hacuit on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1YaiP0z )
mircea_popescu: that was a lulzdefacement on trilema years ago. the "romanian blogging community" ie a few dozen derps with shitty jobs in media was rather indignant that o noes, such desperation, to mis en scene your own defacement!!
mircea_popescu: then a coupla years later went into an epidemy of doing it, because hey, the sure mark of the insecure faggot is pretending superiority while attempting immitation.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323614 << this is a VERY naive objection. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 03:10:49; asciilifeform: su had a ready warm place for all the competent folks to ~defect~ (DEFECT, not flee like rats and into pederasty, but fucking defect) to
mircea_popescu: the "defectors" that didn't get killed (seriously, who the fuck is going to shoot ricin at you for leaving the us ?) mostly picked up trash. if lucky, ran cabs. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: what the rats in the burning hole imagine the outside is, and what the outside is are different matters. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: and the rats are ALWAYS imbecile. take you, for instqance : you imagine the outside "is bad". take them, for instance. they imagined the outside "is good". BOTH entirely, utterly and completely wrong, on an objective basis. but objective has absolutely nothing to do with it.
mircea_popescu: do you know what informs their position, in all cases, then as now ? the same thing : they thought it's good because it seemed impopssible. you tihnk it's bad because it seems easy. that's the whole charade. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: all the cunning of a pubescent female, trying to get what it perceives it can't have while discounting with both hands what's easy to get.
mircea_popescu: so she sits around with idiots that don't know how to wash properly (no, they don't OPT to not wash properly, they simply don't know how to do it, through parental neglect) and cuts class.
mircea_popescu: anyway. real men don't need more than what they carry with themselves. that's what fucking distinguishes them from women.
mircea_popescu: women miss a bit.
mircea_popescu: albert who ? speer, the nazi architect ? looky here : at the time the action was coherent there was no conflict. by the time there was conflict coherent action was practically absent. what have you done here, averaged over two decades ?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323630 << you need a very weird thought process to at the same time discount all the NUMEROUS idiots with nail marks all over the face and somehow hallucinate some imaginary protection for the remainder through a concerted, name-able agency. really, usg protected all the vermin i didn't yet get to ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 03:16:04; asciilifeform: if it's at keeping mircea_popescu's rusty nail baseball bat at bay, i dare say it still works
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: re:nailbat, I interpreted that as when you take your physical trip to the US to play around in New Reno at some point in the future
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo the problem with this is that the javascript "coder" without an eye and with two amputated legs will sit on an old skateboard and try to get rentacoder javascript work to pay his hospital bills.
BingoBoingo: But can they in two decades?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323632 << go buy some icecream get back to me. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 03:16:17; asciilifeform: if it's at supplying clean water out of the tap - it sorta works
mircea_popescu: jesus the delusion is strong with this one, he goes to sleep, comes back with it whole.
asciilifeform: didn't say 'works', but 'sorta works'
mircea_popescu: stop sleeping alf, it regenerates while you do.
mircea_popescu: eh get out. "sorta works" is not a thing.
asciilifeform working on this.
asciilifeform: srsly can barely sleep at all nowadays.
mircea_popescu: good.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323639 << the degree of psychosis required for this is not curable outside of solaris-level sleep deprivation. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 03:17:59; asciilifeform: all i can say is that usg is the only major economic actor remaining, or at least in so far as is visible from my dismal tower
mircea_popescu: you must not sleep for like five - six years or some shit.
mircea_popescu: fucking united states of kermit are an "economic actor" now, fancy that. what do they act, the chinese handpuppet ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: where i live, psychosis 'is' sanity. as in, the furniture ~is~ glued to the ceiling, the folks with the ~normal~ vestibular ear are the ones throwing chunkz
asciilifeform: kermit << kermit roosevelt jr !!111
asciilifeform always wondered if the fscking frog was named for him
mircea_popescu: "from my tower built out of old fishwraps atop slightly fresher fishwraps, the chinese freedom of navigation exercises all around japan are entirely invisible" ☟︎
asciilifeform: whaddayawant, it's a jail, cans of sardines are currency, usg is the only economic actor here, yes
mircea_popescu: what else!
asciilifeform: yes fishwraps
asciilifeform: how else.
mircea_popescu: do you do a lot of this begging the question and implying the conclusions business ?
mircea_popescu: "in any set of one bottle all the things are a bottle!"
asciilifeform: no 'any' in there
asciilifeform: see logz.
asciilifeform: i live in this here aquarium. describing the contents thereof.
mircea_popescu: "in this set of one bottle all things are a bottle! also in speer's case!"
mircea_popescu: the acquarium is entirely in your head, is the problem.
asciilifeform: speer helped preside over a similar aquarium. his was saltwater, mine - freshwater. but similar.
mircea_popescu: i personaly suspect the only reason we even know the name of that B actor in the nazi state is that he was the first/only/most coherent man the brits could find in uniform.
asciilifeform: also because wrote a megalith turd
asciilifeform read.
mircea_popescu: sounds a lot like taking the governor of missouri as some sort of relevant political force.
asciilifeform: he's relevant if you're in the motherfuking electric chair
asciilifeform: in misouri
asciilifeform: sorta my attempted point.
mircea_popescu: dude, you're not even in jail.
asciilifeform: in большая зона.
mircea_popescu: some respek for the erotically electro cuties!
asciilifeform: where was hanbot's article about the jail
asciilifeform: 'you're already in, they can move you to the big cell or small one whenever'
asciilifeform: iirc it was inside mircea_popescu's article re: that schmuck
asciilifeform: garret something or other...?
mircea_popescu: o the death and taxes dood ?
asciilifeform: aha!
asciilifeform: him.
mircea_popescu: to quote from a piece i linked earlier,
mircea_popescu: "If Republicans continue to moan about "liberal bias" and "losing the culture wars" without mustering the courage to do something about it – à la Ben Carson's stoppage of funding or Glenn Reynolds's abolition of aristocratic loopholes for Ivy League tithing – then the whole notion of higher education is going to be lost." ☟︎
mircea_popescu: fancy that! that's exactly what is ~going to~ happen! the whole notion! will be lost!
asciilifeform: was lost long before tlp was born.
mircea_popescu: if the republicans don't act!
asciilifeform: l0lz aha
mircea_popescu: nah, this is "americanthinker"
asciilifeform: reads like tlp
asciilifeform: same supporating sores from same radiation damage
mircea_popescu: yeah, because they're the same age, and the same deffective minds.
mircea_popescu: suppurating!
asciilifeform: aha yes
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323732 << now this is true. but the defection gave su its 'control shot' in the head nonetheless. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 05:10:37; mircea_popescu: the "defectors" that didn't get killed (seriously, who the fuck is going to shoot ricin at you for leaving the us ?) mostly picked up trash. if lucky, ran cabs.
mircea_popescu: who tothe what now ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3419 @ 0.00052821 = 1.8059 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: the competent folks who could leave - left; who could turn profiteer - did; etc
mircea_popescu: if only.
mircea_popescu: the principal problem of man, as an alive, in vivo beast, is that he has no fucking idea.
mircea_popescu: is he competent ? to what ?
mircea_popescu: once dead it becomes apparent, but to no further use to him
asciilifeform: the folks who could add and subtract, say.
mircea_popescu: back in 1970 even schoolchildren could add and substract
mircea_popescu: this, recall, was before 1993.
asciilifeform: aha.
mircea_popescu: jesus fuck, we're digging in the past decades like it's postgraduade class in etruscan art.
asciilifeform: it is sorta lulzy, my father actually thought he could be an engineer in usa
asciilifeform: with his black ink pen.
asciilifeform: nobody sent the memo to the contrary.
mircea_popescu: said so right on the form, "you can be whatever"
asciilifeform: aha lol exactly.
asciilifeform: i still remember the motherfucking 'form'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.00052808 = 3.1157 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: came in the very odd 'letter' size env. with plastic window
asciilifeform: never seen one of those before
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323678 << we're getting a pr face! in yo face! ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 03:30:32; asciilifeform: pretty much everything with a public face and ANY 'hr types' is - by definition - salt mine.
asciilifeform: (no such animal in su)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'hr type' means a very specific sort of gorlum in usa
mircea_popescu: it's coming.
mircea_popescu: the subversion will be complete ou ne sera pas.
asciilifeform: i don't think hr gorlum could survive exposure to mircea_popescuray without immediate demagnetization and reformatting
mircea_popescu: subverted hr!
asciilifeform: thread was where i tried to explain to mats that there are these islands in usa
asciilifeform: like little leaves still green in your kitchen garbage disposal
mircea_popescu: haha
mircea_popescu: now this is poetic.
asciilifeform: not so green, and never for long.
asciilifeform: but there.
mircea_popescu: actually... it IS a verse isn't it
asciilifeform: if you eat greens ever.
mircea_popescu: i have a vague memory of having read this line
asciilifeform: probably did, somewhere.
asciilifeform: !s garbage disposal
assbot: 12 results for 'garbage disposal' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=garbage+disposal
mircea_popescu: i suspect it wasn't in this language.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323700 << thart doesn't explain the david shield does it. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 03:42:57; BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> in unrelated news, my pickled gerkins (industria argentina!) are "kosher". except no rabi is mentioned. << With gherkins Kosher is a style meaning "with Garlic"
asciilifeform often can no longer remember in what language somethign was
mircea_popescu: which does not help with the search ;/
mircea_popescu: anyway, im not gonna waste the night hunting this, instead, i think ima translate rabinul si oaia.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323733 << i probably ought to explain this ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 05:10:56; mircea_popescu: what the rats in the burning hole imagine the outside is, and what the outside is are different matters.
asciilifeform: i'm not yet convinced that i'm people and not furniture of this here hole.
asciilifeform: not even the fella in the electric chair. but just the sponge in the headpiece.
asciilifeform: the sponge is this very particular custom thing, it isn't of much use as a sponge in the bath
asciilifeform: only makes sense in the context of the chair.
asciilifeform: does this make sense to anybody?
mircea_popescu: so psychosis AND depersonalization ?
asciilifeform: (if it does not, try not sleeping for a spell)
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323762 << wake me up when the middle kingdom births (yes DESIGNS on MACHINES OF OWN DESIGN) a cpu that can eat the britneychain ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 05:27:05; mircea_popescu: "from my tower built out of old fishwraps atop slightly fresher fishwraps, the chinese freedom of navigation exercises all around japan are entirely invisible"
asciilifeform: i.e. is an actual sovereign.
mircea_popescu: don't you need to sleep for that ?
asciilifeform: i would wouldnt i.
asciilifeform: l0l
mircea_popescu: SETTING ME UP FOR FAILURE
asciilifeform: 'set up us the bomb' (tm) (r)
asciilifeform: !up artifexd
asciilifeform: artifexd: anybody home ?
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323793 << oh and this also reminds me of my grandfolks who thought, to the chagrin of younger folk, that the talking heads of late '80s su ~counted somehow~ ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 05:34:17; mircea_popescu: "If Republicans continue to moan about "liberal bias" and "losing the culture wars" without mustering the courage to do something about it – à la Ben Carson's stoppage of funding or Glenn Reynolds's abolition of aristocratic loopholes for Ivy League tithing – then the whole notion of higher education is going to be lost."
asciilifeform: as in the notion that it mattered what they said or did
asciilifeform: or that their names had a reason to be distinct names
asciilifeform: etc
mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: i recall this chagrin.
asciilifeform: this thing where the afflicted tries to avoid the realization that the buttons are no longer (or worse, were never) plugged into anything -- is probably in tlp somewhere
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323735 << i would happily move to the ar where mircea_popescu lives, but i will happily be shot in the head three times before i move to the ar where the argentines live. ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 05:12:10; mircea_popescu: do you know what informs their position, in all cases, then as now ? the same thing : they thought it's good because it seemed impopssible. you tihnk it's bad because it seems easy. that's the whole charade.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: 'hr type' means a very specific sort of gorlum in usa << very usually a buttergolem
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: fwiw in my own experience it's the opposite
asciilifeform: these fish-like creatures
asciilifeform: skin, bones, and pheminizm
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there's crossover. i beat their women and eat their icecream.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: aha, how else
asciilifeform: they are the furniture
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323700 << thart doesn't explain the david shield does it. << k, that's just gotta be retard locals ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 03:42:57; BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> in unrelated news, my pickled gerkins (industria argentina!) are "kosher". except no rabi is mentioned. << With gherkins Kosher is a style meaning "with Garlic"
asciilifeform: i already have a gig as furniture, don't need to move for that
asciilifeform: even if could get out from under the arse
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> (if it does not, try not sleeping for a spell) << usually does the trick
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Maybe a regional difference? Tend here to be proud pheminismist "persons of size"
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: it's the money
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: close to the printing press, the vermin can afford to... remain thin (yes)
asciilifeform: in nebraskalabama, cis-kensaw, whatever, they're stuck eating petrogreaseburgers
asciilifeform: here - 'organik' kitten fillet
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Here it's they have they money and power over other people's access to money, so why not become monsters ☟︎
asciilifeform: there's money in mizuri ?
asciilifeform had no idea.
BingoBoingo: Sure, in the lead mines
BingoBoingo: And the Boeing and Monsanto
BingoBoingo: And Mallinkrodt
BingoBoingo: Monsanto makes its home in StL
asciilifeform: and i bet their hr chix are thin.
asciilifeform: and have the face of war.
BingoBoingo: Missourah even has TWO federal reserve banks
BingoBoingo: Mebbe?
asciilifeform: can't speak for BingoBoingo, but i don't think i've ever seen epicly, memorably fat people outside of places where dirt poor folk habitually gather
asciilifeform: if mircea_popescu were awake, he might say 'poor and stupid is the same' and i can't say that he's wrong, but to try to put an arrow of causality in either direction is imho stark nonsense
BingoBoingo: Well you live in a different part of the zoo's anatomy
asciilifeform: go broke in usa (and i mean ~properly~ broke, no backup) and you will be poor, fat, and permanently stupid in short order
asciilifeform: in a hole from which there is no ladder.
asciilifeform: (because not even satan can help stupid)
mircea_popescu: i know at least a coupla girls that were dirt poor.
asciilifeform: being a girl == not ~properly~ broke
asciilifeform: because has a ladder out.
asciilifeform: (at least if not old)
BingoBoingo: The truly broke here do lean out
mircea_popescu: funny how that owrks.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i dun think i've ever seen this.
mircea_popescu: "properly broke", like the true scotsman, is not a thing of this world.
asciilifeform: neh it's a thing
asciilifeform: just not for long.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> BingoBoingo: i dun think i've ever seen this. << have you checked the gutter down by the river?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i haven't checked the inside of the fish either
BingoBoingo: Why not check?
asciilifeform: will check eventually when inside.
mircea_popescu can confirm, actual tramps [used to be] thin.
mircea_popescu: course, meanwhile obola.
asciilifeform: before mcfood.
asciilifeform: aha
asciilifeform: in ru they're thin still.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323899 << also wtf was this about, hr are these poor devils who shuffle papers ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 06:12:28; BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Here it's they have they money and power over other people's access to money, so why not become monsters
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Here in my experience they admonish, shame, and "train" things that ought not be trained
mircea_popescu: pedagogues without a pedophile streak end up working in hr.
mircea_popescu: the rest usually work the schools.
asciilifeform: interesting, mallinckrodt makes... dope ?
asciilifeform: whodathought
BingoBoingo: Dope and radioisotopes
asciilifeform once worked in a lab with a titanic fridge full of crates labeled 'mallinckrodt' but it was all obscure diagnostic crud
BingoBoingo: If it is chemical weird off patent mallinckrodt makes it, which is why China is eating their lunch
asciilifeform surprised that anybody in usa still manages to make anything.
phf: was looking at the 60s photos of hells angels, all of them skinny. which by the dates the spittoon story, since "fat bikers"
asciilifeform: phf: story appeared on alt.tasteless some time around '97 iirc.
mircea_popescu: phf that culture got raped about as badly as "gays" got destroyed by the faux-gays of the "rights movement".
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Seemms mostly operating on inertia
mircea_popescu: originally, it was a very different crowd than the mancave type of dudes post vhs.
mircea_popescu: everything in the us gets its own september.
mircea_popescu: fortunately, so does the us itself.
mircea_popescu considers 7/11 partial payment for aol.
asciilifeform: longest september on record
asciilifeform: (was it ever august, even, in usa ?)
mircea_popescu: 1880.
asciilifeform: certainly no later.
asciilifeform: this is incidentally the year which i inhabit in my delusion.
phf: was it carlin who ranted about dentists and pussyboy programmers on harleys
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: the vhs tape stuck every housewife with having to be deep throat and consumer credit saddled every husband with having to be a knight, not even a squire.
phf: http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/9982/hellsangels.jpg << i mean they look almost effeminate by present herpaderp standards, because fat==muscle
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1WXNKuC )
asciilifeform: i think at least 1 in that photo is actually female
mircea_popescu: two
mircea_popescu: always remember : hairdo dates the coin.
asciilifeform: 1880 usa was something like the first and last time,place where 'inventor' was a semi-respectable thing to be
mircea_popescu: not respectable or respected by anyone or anything outside teenaged girls.
mircea_popescu: ask tesla.
asciilifeform: actually t was courted by, iirc, high-test gurlz
asciilifeform: incl daughter of jpm
mircea_popescu: quite.
asciilifeform: perhaps 'respect' is the wrong word
asciilifeform: respected as in how one respects one's expensive clock or pair of boots, rather than a man
asciilifeform: (respect as in man - now that is a thing that never was, or will be, for them.)
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mircea_popescu: you familiar with the strange case of mr rimbaud ?
BingoBoingo: phf: Also other confounding factors http://www.prehabbeforerehab.com/ped-use-the-crossfit-games/
assbot: PED Use & The CrossFit Games? | Prehab Before Rehab ... ( http://bit.ly/1NRNInt )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: well ?
asciilifeform: was poet, not inventor ?
asciilifeform: or what
phf: BingoBoingo: ah, yeah, that's a fair point
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mircea_popescu: asciilifeform poet from 10 to about 16, then went to africa made his name trading arms.
mircea_popescu: respected, for what, at which point, by whom ?
phf: mp is partial to french scoundrel poets
mircea_popescu: there is a dearth of poets. especially in nonfrench, nonlatin languages. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: who am i going to name, the rich teutonic tradition ?
mircea_popescu: Obscurus of Hyperborea ?
phf: certainly few that "grew up in the market-place"
mircea_popescu: iirc this guy grew up in a convent, with a schizogenic mother.
phf: huh, that's true, i might have a romanticized view of rimbaud
mircea_popescu: " Maintenant, je m'encrapule le plus possible. Pourquoi ? Je veux être poète, et je travaille à me rendre voyant : vous ne comprendrez pas du tout, et je ne saurais presque vous expliquer. Il s'agit d'arriver à l'inconnu par le dérèglement de tous les sens. Les souffrances sont énormes, mais il faut être fort, être né poète, et je me suis reconnu poète. Ce n'est pas du tout ma faute."
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mircea_popescu: actually, the whole thing's worth a read, http://abardel.free.fr/petite_anthologie/lettre_du_voyant.htm
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1NRPLbh )
mircea_popescu: "− Je me dois à la Société, c'est juste, − et j'ai raison. − Vous aussi, vous avez raison, pour aujourd'hui. Au fond, vous ne voyez en votre principe que poésie subjective : votre obstination à regagner le râtelier universitaire, − pardon! − le prouve ! Mais vous finirez toujours comme un satisfait qui n'a rien fait, n'ayant voulu rien faire. Sans compter que votre poésie subjective sera toujours horri
mircea_popescu: blement fadasse."
mircea_popescu: etc etc.
mircea_popescu: "There’s no sugar-coating the following fact: We’ve helped people beat drug tests. We’ve studied the most current drug tests, we know what’s in play, where the learning curves are, we know what’s trending in the sporting community, and what new drugs are coming down the pipeline from China and elsewhere. Simply stated, we can help anyone, in any sport – including Crossfit – use performance enhancing drug
mircea_popescu: s and not get caught. Again, we’re not bragging, we’re trying to let you, (perhaps) a first time reader, see where we’re coming from. We know without a doubt that steroids are already in Crossfit, because instructors have already been arrested for dealing them. So that’s an irrefutable fact."
mircea_popescu: this guy's prose reads like he belongs loading traincars.
mircea_popescu: what the fuck is a crossfit anyway
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punkman: damn 120+ dead, 200+ injured now
punkman: "The eight attackers are also dead, seven of them after detonating suicide belts."
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punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323345 << I've heard a couple cases where they suspended bunch of domains for stupid reasons ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 01:53:05; mircea_popescu: anyone have any experience with internet.bs ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21937 @ 0.00052342 = 11.4823 BTC [-]
punkman: ah seems like they were bought out http://www.thedomains.com/2014/06/17/centralnic-to-acquire-internet-bs-in-a-deal-worth-up-to-7-5-million/
assbot: CentralNic to Acquire Internet.BS In A Deal Worth Up to $7.5 Million ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lf8irN )
punkman: heh https://www.reddit.com/r/SEO/comments/3g42lq/internet_bs_trying_to_take_back_my_short_domain/
assbot: Internet BS trying to take back my short domain : SEO ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lf8s27 )
punkman: anyway, they were best known for http://morganlinton.com/44-of-rogue-online-pharmacies-are-registered-at-internet-bs-how-pharmacy-plans-to-change-that/
assbot: 44% Of Rogue Online Pharmacies Are Registered At Internet.bs – How .Pharmacy Plans To Change That | MorganLinton.com | Living in a world of 1's and 0's ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lf8K9e )
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fluffypony: punkman: yeah it's crazy
fluffypony: also they declared a state of emergency for the first time in decades
fluffypony: "First time since 1945 that France has declared a nationwide state of emergency. Means state can control the press and enter private homes at any time (according to the French Government website)"
punkman: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5d_1447479813
assbot: LiveLeak.com - Paris Attack: Lucky Guy Mobile Phone Stopped Bullet ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lf9rzl )
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punkman: "That does it. We're going nuclear on their asses." "But your enemy is actually *a meme*." "Fuck it. I said nuclear."
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mircea_popescu: 7.5mn ? da fuq ?
mircea_popescu: whatg, they got no women in tech at .bs or wtf is this.
mircea_popescu: o hey check it out, joining charlie yankee in his Operation Being Stupid I through XXVIII reeeeally paid off for the euros.
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BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> what the fuck is a crossfit anyway << Going to Gym, but with cult elements
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 330.99, vol: 23066.87221308 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 327.125, vol: 5169.36562 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 332.36, vol: 21746.44572604 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 280.0, vol: 2.81121347 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 332.279682, vol: 61707.09840000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 328.0, vol: 153.56202846 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 331.79289, vol: 224.19960282 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: 331.783903795
BingoBoingo: Allegedly https://imgur.com/sabA0Jd
assbot: Gemini $2200 per Bitcoin! Are they out of Bitcoin to sell? - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1H1Wyh8 )
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> this guy's prose reads like he belongs loading traincars. << He prolly does belong in such an occupation. Much of their subculture apparently proses like that or worse.
BingoBoingo: But basically that is the sort of prose used when addressing persons who aspire to be pickup trucks
punkman: BingoBoingo: Allegedly https://imgur.com/sabA0Jd << "did they run out of bitcoinz?" lolderp
assbot: Gemini $2200 per Bitcoin! Are they out of Bitcoin to sell? - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1H1Wyh8 )
adlai: such leet, very price
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BingoBoingo: Seems like the Winkelvii exchange just might have
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adlai: yours today for only 49.99! ((terms, conditions, and gpg contracts may apply))
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34850 @ 0.00049196 = 17.1448 BTC [-] {5}
shinohai: https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/3sq3oc/interviewed_with_iot_company/cwzvvz0
assbot: meziti comments on Interviewed with IoT company ... ( http://bit.ly/1HPMGSv )
mircea_popescu: o check it out, reddit stopped loading worth a shit either sometime in between today and last i looked
mircea_popescu: archive.is is becoming the main interface to the retardweb
mircea_popescu: "The Ethereum ecosystem is incredibly exciting, but from an outsider perspective it might seem like just another fringe idea"
mircea_popescu: mno. from the outside it looks like a bunch of unemployable / mentally retarded adults + a bunch of homeless/orphan/parentally neglected children getting frothed at the mouth over the third pass of incredibly banal, fundamentally broken nonsense.
shinohai: Probab;y why Micorsit hopped on their train.
shinohai: *microsoft
BingoBoingo: I like MicOrSit as in "Get slipped a mickey or sit on this cock already"
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mircea_popescu: ;;seen pete_dushenski
gribble: pete_dushenski was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 17 hours, 28 minutes, and 22 seconds ago: * pete_dushenski to go pick up saddam from mechanic then to dinner. later !
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell pete_dushenski What is you opinion on the "mini moon" style hubcaps as applied to sedans. I'm thinking about removing the cheap plastic wheel covers and classing up my steelies.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
shinohai: BingoBoingo: didja see this? http://soopermexican.com/2015/11/13/un-effing-believable-mizzou-protesters-are-angry-paris-terror-attacks-stole-their-media-spotlight/
assbot: UN-EFFING-BELIEVABLE! Mizzou Protesters Are ANGRY Paris Terror Attacks Stole Their MEDIA SPOTLIGHT!!! ... ( http://bit.ly/1HPPGhO )
BingoBoingo: lol
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Honestly Mizzou protester lost the spotlight at MIZZOU on Thursday when Gary Pinkel announced he was retiring at the end of the year because he has cancer.
shinohai: Such narcissism.
BingoBoingo: Seriously.
BingoBoingo: Since deepbutt seems to be missing http://qntra.net/2015/11/core-bitcoin-client-to-drop-transaction-priority/
assbot: "Core" Bitcoin Client to Drop Transaction Priority | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1kwdqTa )
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BingoBoingo: shinohai: Weren't you working on a qntra piece about something?
shinohai: At one time ... I am the worst person at over-analyzing anything I write to death. I may shock you and submit something one day.
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Well, then the proper course of action is to submit a draft and let me overanal-ice it to death
BingoBoingo: Seriously the protests at Mizzou aren't even local news anymoar http://www.stltoday.com/sports/college/mizzou/eye-on-the-tigers/tributes-to-pinkel-he-resurrected-missouri-football/article_893a3418-052a-5fec-80d6-9e608925c2d3.html
assbot: Tributes to Pinkel: 'He resurrected Missouri football' : Sports ... ( http://bit.ly/1HPQtiR )
shinohai: I also have a bad habit of mocking ppl like Gavin and R. Ver which makes me look unprofessional. Funny though.
shinohai: Ad-hominem attacks really have no place in serious writing.
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Have you ever read qntra?
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2014/10/gaw-miners-revealed-as-the-jizz-moppers-supreme/
assbot: GAW Miners Revealed As The Jizz Moppers Supreme | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1VWjEwn )
BingoBoingo: Calling people what they are is not ad hominen
shinohai: Roger Ver strikes me as the type that would sue Qntra and myself if I wrote apiece on him and his vote-brigading bitcoin forum for example.
BingoBoingo: How would he even get standing to do that?
punkman: from the i-dont-even department http://www.dailydot.com/politics/paris-attack-encryption-snowden/ ☟︎
assbot: Edward Snowden and spread of encryption blamed after Paris terror attacks ... ( http://bit.ly/1kwetCH )
shinohai: Every problem needs a scapegoat to cover incompetence !
punkman: that's not how scapegoat works
punkman: speaking of which, I have the cutest little goat ribs marinating in the fridge
BingoBoingo: nice
trinque: did they encrypt raqqa?
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27230 @ 0.00050666 = 13.7964 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: lol the murican college kids have come to expect ?
mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/2015/11/core-bitcoin-client-to-drop-transaction-priority/ << so basically they're doing the best they can to ruin a functional system to create a perceived need for the nonsense hm ? ☟︎
assbot: "Core" Bitcoin Client to Drop Transaction Priority | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1kwdqTa )
mircea_popescu: meanwhile on the other end, we still dun have pogos going, because reasons of racial purity. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: <shinohai> Roger Ver strikes me as the type that would << roger ver is the type that can afford a cup of coffee if you're paying it. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Seriously
BingoBoingo: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/34811896
assbot: Athletics doping: Russia provisionally suspended by IAAF - BBC Sport ... ( http://bit.ly/1NwGcKh )
mircea_popescu: in fairness, calling that thing functional is a bit of an overstatement.
BingoBoingo: Sometimes you gotta support the fee-fees a bit only to rip them away harder
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo anyway, the angry cartloader's main point stands : your chances of "detecting" doping are exactly akin to the prospects of every other bayesian pseudoscientific approach.
mircea_popescu: nil, if colorful.
BingoBoingo: Yeah. nil, unless doping with all sorts of exotic that isn't natural.
BingoBoingo: The people who get caught generally order shit online hoping to stay in front of testing, while A-Rod goes to the pharmacy.
BingoBoingo: Florida's quarterback this year was suspended because he was doping with a research chemical being tested for muscle wasting in cancer patients, aka the idiot college way ☟︎
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shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324109 <<< also he is the type that thinks paying for a single cup of coffee with bitcoin is good and revolutionary. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 17:17:12; mircea_popescu: <shinohai> Roger Ver strikes me as the type that would << roger ver is the type that can afford a cup of coffee if you're paying it.
BingoBoingo: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/15/11/14/1622253/brazilian-army-gets-hacked-after-allegations-of-cheating-in-security-cyber-games
assbot: Brazilian Army Gets Hacked After Allegations of Cheating In Security Cyber-Games - Slashdot ... ( http://bit.ly/1NwI9Gp )
mod6: 12:43AM up 315 days << the foundation site has been up for nearly a year. we've been told it requires a reboot. ☟︎
shinohai: requires a reboot ?
mod6: will be doing this shortly; outage shouldn't be long. will start this process in 27 minutes.
mod6: shinohai: we recieved an email that said if we do not reboot box in the next 24 hours, they will do it for us. ☟︎☟︎
punkman: is it on AWS?
jurov: seems on vultr.com
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45800 @ 0.00051243 = 23.4693 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo eating chicken hearts as part of a program to maximize the number of deaths that contribute to each meal
shinohai: I guess they have to apply their "yearly updates" or whatever. Never used AWS much.
jurov: *everyone* in the vps business had to update recently
deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] Why I’m not a Zionist. - http://www.contravex.com/2015/11/14/why-im-not-a-zionist/
mod6: 5 minutes until reboot.
mod6: Alright, stand by. Rebooting.
mod6: Complete.
mod6: Thanks for your patience.
BingoBoingo: ty for the rebooty
mod6: np
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asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324108 << wai wat ?? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 17:16:05; mircea_popescu: meanwhile on the other end, we still dun have pogos going, because reasons of racial purity.
trinque: !up Farlee
trinque: Farlee: hi, who are you?
punkman: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/xvyhbs/nathan-for-you-horsey-rides-for-the-morbidly-obese for you BingoBoingo
assbot: Horsey Rides for the Morbidly Obese - Video Clip | Comedy Central ... ( http://bit.ly/1NwMR7d )
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asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324094 << expect moar of this, ad nauseum ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 16:35:18; punkman: from the i-dont-even department http://www.dailydot.com/politics/paris-attack-encryption-snowden/
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324106 << afaik their incarnation of this never actually worked ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 17:15:48; mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/2015/11/core-bitcoin-client-to-drop-transaction-priority/ << so basically they're doing the best they can to ruin a functional system to create a perceived need for the nonsense hm ?
asciilifeform: (leaving entirely aside the question of whether phoundation's thing is in any actual sense a bitcoinatron or not)
asciilifeform: !up gabrielradio
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324125 << wtf, why ?@!! ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 18:02:37; mod6: 12:43AM up 315 days << the foundation site has been up for nearly a year. we've been told it requires a reboot.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323989 << more in ru than you could ever use ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 06:55:15; mircea_popescu: there is a dearth of poets. especially in nonfrench, nonlatin languages.
asciilifeform: gives the fr folks a run for their money ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5100 @ 0.00051153 = 2.6088 BTC [+] {2}
mod6: asciilifeform: something to the effect of ``update to network''. no idea.
mod6: for the money, i don't think its a big deal. one year of uptime, no problems, it's just a website.
mod6: with that in mind, going forward maybe something needs to be figured out with some redundancy for V's mirror. ☟︎☟︎
ben_vulpes: hola pete_dushenski
pete_dushenski: howdy ben_vulpes
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell danielpbarron mind dropping https://twitter.com/sam_kriss a link to the latest contravex, seeing as how he quite so eloquently inspired the thing ☟︎
assbot: Sam Kriss (@sam_kriss) | Twitter ... ( http://bit.ly/1WYXqEZ )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: how're the lady and boy keeping ?
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323337 << lel. now this is a turn of phrase. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 01:50:57; asciilifeform: it's a kind of cryptographolysenkoism aha
ben_vulpes: faaast asleep, and yours?
pete_dushenski: one out running errands, the other amusing himself on the change-table, strapped-in tightly (rolling off is, as of this morning, a risk!)
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323360 << cunegonde's brother and his naked mussulman ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 02:01:19; mircea_popescu: in other news, http://40.media.tumblr.com/3ea4c6cfd1af432bba0675b8bde21056/tumblr_n74hilKQPB1qzuheco1_1280.jpg (nsfa)
ben_vulpes: may he go from risk to risk ☟︎
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: re: israel article: anecdote. a few yrs back, on the porch of my old flat, neighbour playing guitar, 'hatikva' (why? no one knows.) pet, to me: 'why is this fella playing 'languishing in auschwitz' ??!' me: 'you forgot - this is an actual song, i broke it'
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324165 << imho this is a job for deedbot ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 20:16:58; mod6: with that in mind, going forward maybe something needs to be figured out with some redundancy for V's mirror.
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: haha
pete_dushenski: bbias.
ben_vulpes: lol asciilifeform share the lyrics for that?
pete_dushenski: back. (for now).
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: i thought of you when reading sam kriss' review of the latest bond flick, spectre. particularly the bits about Cthulhu and Necronomicon references
pete_dushenski: https://samkriss.wordpress.com/2015/11/08/the-englishman-and-the-octopus/ << this one
assbot: The Englishman and the Octopus | Idiot Joy Showland ... ( http://bit.ly/1j1d3hV )
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: one day
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jurov: mircea_popescu et al.: i am using joker.com registrar, it does have sane interface unchanged in past 10 years ☟︎
jurov: and as long swiss people are in charge, i don't expect them to
pete_dushenski: !up Soligor
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7946 @ 0.00051153 = 4.0646 BTC [-]
funkenstein_: pete_dushenski, applause to you for latest contravex
funkenstein_: bring on the zero state solution
funkenstein_: on a related note I never did care which sporting club logo is on the hat of the guys making the cpu
pete_dushenski: funkenstein_: cheers :)
pete_dushenski: but what's the cpu point ? reference ?
funkenstein_: as in, middle kingdom doesn't make one
pete_dushenski: why would they ?
pete_dushenski: i'm coming around to the theory that they're too smart to grant that much independence and autonomy willy nilly
funkenstein_: who's "they" here?
funkenstein_: guys with middle kingdom hats I guess
funkenstein_: anyway, well done. Sharing widely :)
pete_dushenski: and the amount of effort and energetic expenditure required by any centralised nation state to fashion proprietary cpu makes the prospect of the chinese undertaking the task assuredly improbable
pete_dushenski: funkenstein_: china, yes
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323513 << says mr. "require 10,001 things that i don't have. mainly abilities/proclivities/experiences/intuitions. incl. a basic meatspace social life" ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 02:29:03; asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: my weird delusion is 100% based on my to-date contact with physical reality (tm) (r)
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: much as i'd like, i haven't escaped earth orbit entirely (unlike, e.g., mircea_popescu)
pete_dushenski: no one else has either, don't feel bad
pete_dushenski: the point was that your personal experience with "coders" =! all the hungry kids derping up web 2.0
pete_dushenski: tis all
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pete_dushenski: well, and that most of the webkidz who aren't currently hungry are about to be, because they have no skillz.
pete_dushenski: and many who thought that "coding was kool" are currently confronting an entirely different reality from the one they presupposed
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: afaik most 'confront the reality' when they first clock in at 1st paying gig
pete_dushenski: right, which is why i doubt it takes much awareness to realise how garbage the webstack is.
pete_dushenski: but hey, "not starving today"
pete_dushenski: and what other options do they have ? not like they're actually talented at programming and can pick and choose they're work like you can
asciilifeform: who said i were or could, l0l
pete_dushenski: you COULD program webshitz. you WON'T
asciilifeform: i mean, i 'pick and choose' in the sense a surgeon chooses to slice guts instead of unloading railcars, yes
pete_dushenski: you have the technical capability, if not the mindset, patience, etc.
asciilifeform: but as mircea_popescu is fond of pointing out, everybody is a candidate for unloading railcars.
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: exactly
asciilifeform: just like everybody's a candidate for feeding worms
pete_dushenski: everyone is a candidate for webz, which is why it's unusable
pete_dushenski: and, like railcars, web takes a lot of mudferbrains to keep it going
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34350 @ 0.0005148 = 17.6834 BTC [+] {5}
pete_dushenski: at least in the direction it's currently heading.
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323522 << impressive. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 02:30:05; mircea_popescu: i took over a whole fucking province with less than 150 people./
mircea_popescu: hhhhola
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323538 << reducing noise is bad nao ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 02:32:37; mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i'm rich. money insulates people. TO THEIR DETRIMENT.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324119 << there is a very strict limit for testing, specifically that you can't test without reagent, and the reagent must react with something. ergo every single substance tested requires some blood. you can't take eight pints out of athletes, much less infinity pints, so you can't test for infinity things. ☝︎☟︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 17:29:23; BingoBoingo: Florida's quarterback this year was suspended because he was doping with a research chemical being tested for muscle wasting in cancer patients, aka the idiot college way
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: on the off chance that you find this interesting, i don't avoid www dev because 'it is dirty' - at this very moment i'm dealing with undocumented idiocies in the win7 kernel. but because it is a '17y.o. thing'
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you got your causalities backwards.
mircea_popescu: you don't avoid it because it "IS" anything. it isn't anything,
asciilifeform: well there is this it-shaped pit
mircea_popescu: it only became something once you started avoiding it.
asciilifeform: sorta like that animal in 'star wars' that digests for 800 years
mircea_popescu: this, unpleasant as it may sound, is still jwzism
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i did write 'phuctor'. i don't avoid dealing with www browser, what i avoid is being a labour peer with 17yo cannon fodder.
mircea_popescu: right. i know.
mircea_popescu: the objection here is to what you say, not to what you are.
asciilifeform: (for the elementary reason that a 33 y.o. fella doesn't make a good 17y.o. emulator. for instance, the latter's wage won't pay the rentz. etcetcetc)
mircea_popescu: this notion of one to one replacement as a necessity is a little bizarre, to my ears. also the notion that a 17yo could interdict any field to me is a little odd.
mircea_popescu: see, if i decide going back to 11th grade, i wouldn't replace ONE 17yo
asciilifeform: he can ~collectively~ by being cheap and disposable.
mircea_popescu: i would replace ALL of them
mircea_popescu: i mean... looky, my time wasn't free when i was 15, either.
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323614 << or why stan is still in us of a. nowhere to defect to save isis. and they're internet's even worse. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 03:10:49; asciilifeform: su had a ready warm place for all the competent folks to ~defect~ (DEFECT, not flee like rats and into pederasty, but fucking defect) to
mircea_popescu: eh he's kidding himself.
mircea_popescu: tehran has better internet than wash dc. better food. better women.
mircea_popescu: there isn't a place on earth he'd be moving down to, not really.
pete_dushenski: he's just not enough of a jooey chameleon then ?
mircea_popescu: obviously there's religious nuts, but guess what, u of maryland has some derps "working on ethereum" right now.
mircea_popescu: i'd take the imams any day when it comes to religious nuts.
pete_dushenski: have to be pretty adaptable to cut it in tehran, i'd think
mircea_popescu: and you'd think this on the basis of what ?
mircea_popescu: for all you know they worship white folk.
asciilifeform: i don't disagree re: the imams.
asciilifeform: familiar enough with the subj.
pete_dushenski: iranians have too long a historical memory for white worship. still remember greek ass-kick.
asciilifeform: but i do know that ru folk contracting in ir get hazard pay.
asciilifeform: not because of imams, but because shithole.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you sure the "shithole" theory is not WHAT THEY WANT TO BELIEVE
mircea_popescu: because otherwise the theory would have to be "because russians, = shitheads" ?
asciilifeform: shitheads - sure. and i'm what, an instantly likable lolcat?
mircea_popescu: not the point tho.
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1323651 << have you checked tehranian job boards ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 03:21:13; asciilifeform: trinque: not so many folks outside of usg need reversing.
jurov: btw, i have never seen 17yo able to fix problem somewhere deep in html/js/css stack, or even being able to do multicolumn design with misc resize contraints from first principles ☟︎
mircea_popescu: also this.
mircea_popescu: honestly i've rarely seen a 17yo male able to find his way to cunt if blindfolded in a roomfull of spread eagled whores, but that's just my limited experience talking, i'm sure.
asciilifeform: jurov: no one is ever hired specifically to do this. certainly not without a track record and recs.
mircea_popescu: they exist, somewhere. in meta-nsa-high.
asciilifeform: the entire 'industry' is geared around the availability of disposable bodies.
jurov: asciilifeform: i was not hired specifically to do that, but had to. cuz i was the only one who had a clue in whole fucking company
jurov: i then squeezed $$$ out of them
jurov: not that hard. and i have social skills of practically deaf hermit
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324128 << whgart the shit is this ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 18:04:39; mod6: shinohai: we recieved an email that said if we do not reboot box in the next 24 hours, they will do it for us.
asciilifeform: jurov: you were already there
mircea_popescu: "oh, we installed new spyware, it is windowsware, must reboot" ?
jurov: i was "already" there as sysadmin, so what?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform dude, he was born into some random company he started working for this decade. wouldja get off ?
asciilifeform: jurov: so we aren't talking about the same problem.
jurov: imo you yourself don't know what your problem is
asciilifeform: paying the motherfucking bills
asciilifeform: like most folks.
jurov: how would positioning oneself as "the wizard" not pay the bills?
asciilifeform: because i'm a wizard ~of something~
asciilifeform: that is, the market is a lemon market, and folks tend to get recruited 95% via meatwot and the remainder via verifiable recs
jurov: If you insist.
asciilifeform: jurov: ever work in usa ?
mircea_popescu: he fucking has me there, i never worked, nor ever hired in the us.
asciilifeform: well:
asciilifeform: the rivers of lying, stinking meat ~have an effect~
asciilifeform: (as well described by naggum, who ~did~ live and work in usa for about a decade)
jurov: you say all usian corps are so rigid so as not to recognize clueful people at all?
asciilifeform: no.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324161 << this is actually true. it also happens to be that russians were the devil throughout my formative years. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 19:57:08; asciilifeform: gives the fr folks a run for their money
asciilifeform: i don't expect mircea_popescu to like ru poetry any more than i expect my phriend from .in to like british.
mircea_popescu: jurov no, the gist of his argument is that skill/competence are meaningless close enough to the money printer.
asciilifeform: ^ this, but also that the lemon market is so dire that folks trying to actually accomplish something tend to be ~extremely~ conservative
mircea_popescu: in the following sense : printing money renders sense arbitrary, and if sense is arbitrary then specialists become just another kind of voodoo practitioners. nobody cancelled the "if you're gonmna hire a voodoo priest, hire the cheapest" rule, and so here we are.
asciilifeform: advertise for just about ~any~ skilled labour thing and you are besieged with 1,001 lying idiots
asciilifeform: and yes! precisely as mircea_popescu describes
asciilifeform: and there is also a pestilence of credentialism
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this i saw in romania. was required by law to advertise job to create eu residency permit for slavegirl.
mircea_popescu: i took ad in obscure local paper, requiring complex engineering quals,
mircea_popescu: >100 people emailed me.
asciilifeform: it is no longer enough to have a uni degree (which i have, in ol'fashioned 'comp sci', fwiw) but also various trained monkey cert idiocies
mircea_popescu: it's not that none meeting the quals.
mircea_popescu: it's that 100% thereof having the quals for barrista and trying to wing it./
mircea_popescu: "we're all people after all rite" ?
asciilifeform: ^^ as naggum described
jurov: how comes then your phone keeps ringing off the hook?
asciilifeform: and as i saw personally when trying to hire folks
mircea_popescu: i should prolly publish those emails sometimes, it was a fucking riot.
mircea_popescu: the effects of "selfesteem" school quite evident.
asciilifeform: jurov: because usg has infinite budget and wants moar and moar reversers
asciilifeform: jurov: but i'd sorta like to avoid pederasty
mircea_popescu: jurov think in soviet yugo terms, which is exactly what the us is :
mircea_popescu: nobody had any trouble getting a job
mircea_popescu: except for the 5 or so jobs anyone ever wanted
mircea_popescu: (stewardess)
jurov: i don't get it. you could then get nice money fixing vhs recorders and smuggling diskettes and whatever
jurov: (but that's p3d3rastyyyyy!!!)
mircea_popescu: no, the stand-in objection to that is "social skillz"
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: actually it is more specifically that with my level of social skillz it doesn't pay the rentz.
mircea_popescu: he has a pretty elaborate thing secreted there.
jurov: *shrug*
mircea_popescu: also diskettes = plutonium, in soviet yugo alf would starve with a planeful of diskettes because "there's nothing can do with"
asciilifeform: believe or not i was a perfectly normal boy (complete with the normal fistfights etc) before being forcibly removed to the land of monkeys
trinque: pffff
trinque: I was born here and I still live as though in enemy territory
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i believe.
asciilifeform: so in soviet yugo, supposing i'd grown up there, i'd possibly be something more like jurov.
trinque: (gay?)
mircea_popescu: (deaf ?)
asciilifeform: but i'm running low on hypothetical-juice
trinque: I kid
asciilifeform: (elaborate counterfactuals use it up!)
jurov: btw, i was not normal boy. was never allowed out to the street, granny was too afraid
jurov: only to school and back
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324178 << check it out, childbirth turned vulpes into an old jewish woman. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 21:04:46; ben_vulpes: may he go from risk to risk
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mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324191 << ima see how this one holds up. it is kind-of refreshing that you don't have to ASK people about whether they accept bitcoin by now. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 21:49:33; jurov: mircea_popescu et al.: i am using joker.com registrar, it does have sane interface unchanged in past 10 years
mircea_popescu wonders idly how much of france's current problems actually have to do with its ill inspired continuation of a once expedient, long pointless alliance with the ustards, and how much has to do with the ill advised but tribally motivated amnesty miterrand gave to the italian terrorists back when italy decided it had enough of that shit.
jurov: i don't pay them bitcoins
jurov: and first thing they wanted was photo of my cc
mircea_popescu: hahahaah what ?
jurov: (front side only)
mircea_popescu would never use this if it came to not using dns altogether.
mircea_popescu: (i confess i have been contemplating changing to ip-based addresses instead of domains)
jurov: i already did for mpex proxies, they resolved very erratically
mircea_popescu: dns, a solution nobody wants for a problem nobody has.
mircea_popescu: where nobody = marketeers.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324128 << whgart the shit is this ? << it costs me $7 per month. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 18:04:39; mod6: shinohai: we recieved an email that said if we do not reboot box in the next 24 hours, they will do it for us.
mod6: at some point when the bitcoin isp is up and going and the foundation can afford it or the resources donated, we'll make the switch, happily.
mod6: <+asciilifeform> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2015#1324165 << imho this is a job for deedbot << eh, Mr. P. said deedbotting the vpatches was a death-wish. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 14-11-2015 20:16:58; mod6: with that in mind, going forward maybe something needs to be figured out with some redundancy for V's mirror.
asciilifeform: there is no other way to nail down chronology.
mod6: time doesn't matter, its the precedence. right?
asciilifeform: not only
asciilifeform: there is only one way to reliably broadcast 1) when a particular patch came to exist 2) what the present state of the art may be.
mod6: anyway, i think the real thing I was getting at there as sort of an alternative host incase of necessary reboot or maint to the other host.
asciilifeform: neither is required to build ~a~ press, no
asciilifeform: but enemy will attempt to leverage any serious uncertainty in 1 or 2
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20500 @ 0.00051375 = 10.5319 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: mod6 i c :p
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what the fuck ?
asciilifeform: ?
mircea_popescu: is this a recurring topic that never gets proper reference to past discussion ?
asciilifeform: did we do this one ?
mircea_popescu: multiple times.
mircea_popescu: patches reference antecedents. there is no notion of time.
mircea_popescu: because time isn't a thing.
asciilifeform: it is a thing in one and only one case
asciilifeform: where somebody gets trapped in a bubble and told 'the state of the art is this thing here and guess what they never got $longagosolveditem to work, therealbitcoin suxx!!1111'
mircea_popescu: this is not our concern.
asciilifeform: then can forget time.
mircea_popescu: stop trying to import usg into bitcoin through the negative.
mircea_popescu: i couldn't give less of a shit what they do. if tomorrow california falls in the ocean i won't notice, nor care.
asciilifeform: wanted to import blockchain time rather than nato time, but sure.
mircea_popescu: not like someone can't do this privately.
mircea_popescu: it's antidesign to bolt it on.
asciilifeform: did not suggest bolting it onto 'v' proper
asciilifeform: but as a thing that could exist independently.