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benkay: if you've never trained a dog, set both of yourselves up for success.
benkay: DreadKnight: this is the kind of advice that ruins people's lives: "go adopt a rescue animal for your first dog! you'll have no idea what it's suffered through or how trainable it is! think of the poor dogs!"
benkay: (my dog just sneezed in his sleep and narrowly avoided rolling off the couch)
asciilifeform: now, if you're willing to live like a feral dog, it isn't even necessary to leave the country. i recall, a few years ago, an article about one fellow who lived in a dugout in a u.s. national park. for ~30 years. he was caught by pure chance. ☟︎
asciilifeform: short version - bacterium isn't a sled dog. he won't work if he doesn't 'want' to. (expressed in actual flesh as the formulation: the ones without the 'work' trait - e.g. secreting dope - tend to outperform their 'useful' peers in reproduction)
benkay: 80 pounds of high-efficiency dog engine.
benkay: http://www.esquire.com/features/american-dog-0814
benkay: but i'm just a dog
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo, mircea_popescu, others: re: electronics-sniffing dog << distraction psyop. in real life, hidden electronics are found with a nonlinear junction detector. ☟︎
benkay: celebrating american independence day in true cascadian fashion by going up to the forest with the babe and the dog
benkay: hello_this_is_dog.png
benkay: drained the testes a few times, oversaw the wallpapering of lady v's office, wrestled with the dog...
benkay: hello this is dog
benkay: otherwise, dog.
benkay: BingoBoingo: YOU TRADE LIKE A DOG
asciilifeform: at dog shops
asciilifeform: there was, if i recall, suspicion that higher animals (e.g. dog catching ball) can crunch diff. equations - until high speed photography developed
asciilifeform: ThickAsThieves: no vamps tho << should've gone with me on expedition at night. i flushed out the wild dog packs that i -knew- existed.
asciilifeform: see mp's essay re: how dog sees every other creature as a type of dog
benkay: i have a great shaggy dog
asciilifeform: see mp's essay about 'your wife changes into dog'
asciilifeform: it is dog-slow - exactly what unfortunates who went to uni for 'comp sci' expect a lisp to be like.
benkay: this is dog.
asciilifeform: (executing from rom, esp. the 'serial' 8-legged variety, is dog-slow)
asciilifeform: curtis found a dog turd, dried for years, and decided that it is hard enough to whittle bullet from
asciilifeform: 'Russians! I'm speaking to all Russians, those of you who live in Ukraine and Belarus are also called Russians here in the Balkans. Look at us and remember - the very same thing will be done to you, should you break up and show weakness. The West - is a chained, rabid dog, that shall tear out your throat. Brothers, remember the fate of Yugoslavia! Do not allow the same to be done to you! Russians, why do you
benkay: well the pit is prepared for his afternoon training. i'm off to make him a better dog.
benderp: your dog?
asciilifeform: nubbins`: korean food is nothing if not frugal << 1 bear trap, 1 street dog ?
asciilifeform: ;;google man woman dog matching
asciilifeform: 'dog sees master as large dog' theorem.
benkay: dog ams need romp
asciilifeform: that rubber ball isn't a medical cure, it's a 'silicon valley' fucktard inc. 'dog whistle' signal.
asciilifeform: http://wonkette.com/541474/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-likes-to-get-hiiiiigh
asciilifeform: Mats_cd03: because the 'grandpas' (conscripts close to getting their walking papers) ate yer dinner, and the red army conveniently provided you with a dog.
asciilifeform: afaik every man who came of age in the post-soviet lands has eaten dog (army)
benkay: i personally walk my dog
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this more or less reduces to your old observation that 'your dog thinks that you are an exceptionally large dog of the same type'
asciilifeform: 'hot dog in hallway'
benkay: or on a dog tag
benkay: hello this is dog
benkay: http://media.coindesk.com/2013/10/Google-Glass-Dog.jpg
benkay: dog save us from serious internets
benkay: dear dog save us all
asciilifeform: take mr. levison's wife, dog, cat, whatever, hold them hostage while he dutifully operates his honeypot
asciilifeform: a barking dog
asciilifeform: KRS-1: Next from the WSJ: "From Wienerschnitzel to dog turds: a guide to cylindrical delicacies."
asciilifeform: time to call it what it is: obedience training. like the dog kind.
benkay: when i want funny, i go to the dog park and watch my dog hump other dogs
benkay: can back securities with dog?
benkay: wat about dog
benkay: in reality, dog needs tiring first
benkay: but also would like to close out workblock, make commits, email people "yay" and go play with dog and lady