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mircea_popescu: guy comes in, "hey, isn't that
dog pissing in your shoe bothering you ?!"
mircea_popescu: romanian joke, for you. man sitting at desk,
dog next to him pissing in his shoe.
mircea_popescu: (there's a very good reason they keep going on with cow and
dog are animal. there was a great paper in the log about "you know what, just change your chosen names to hashes, see if teh system appears to be doing as much "understanding" as it did before.)
mircea_popescu: you gotta raise the kids yourself, because everyone's parents have been a coupla
dog vomits and there's no adults inhabiting the world.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field incidentally, you know the joke with the two jews and the piece of
dog turd ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, gotta try. one of these days you're gonna manage to connect a mad
dog, and it might even do some damage.
mircea_popescu: "oh, income equality". brazil has A LOT more of it than the us. in the us everyone is poor. i mean this, literally, there are NO RICH PEOPLE in the us. nobody is rich there. everyone is poor like a fucking
dog, like the soviets were poor in 1980.
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski im not so sure of the entire moulding thing. i think i met more competent dogs than competent humans in my life, mostly because the bar so much lower for
dog. and it's self-moulding really, just as long as you don't get in th way too much.
mircea_popescu: i mean, a blob i can see, for whatever crazy purposes. but an actual fucking picture ? with like a
dog and a dumbass hat too ? shoot the fucker.
mircea_popescu: mno, the problem with dating sites is that unless you intend to meet a
dog, you're in the wrong place.
mircea_popescu: every[one,twerp,clueless derp,idiot,internet
dog] thinks this is how it goes. and you hear about it, because [somehow] they have all the time in the world to tell you it is so.
mircea_popescu wasn't there, hasn't seen, everyone on internet ~=
dog.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field: they happily send their sons to army so they can 'die for a fat bitch's right to marry her
dog' << wow. that, right there, is more valuable to orlov's employer than orlov's entire body of work to date. mebbe you get job offers nao.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: how to annoy large dogs : while
dog is in front and you're sitting in back seat, wait for it to stick its muzzle through the headrest, at which point put a strip of bacon flush on it. hide it once he withdraws. repeat.
mircea_popescu: what, "i'm a boy from tenesee here to die for some fat bitch's right to marry her
dog" ?
☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎ mircea_popescu: if i ever want to buy a bible, i do not wish to buy a soggy
dog eared piece of composted toilet paper ensmeared with the biological refuse of five generations of idiots of the sort that'd misread a bible.
mircea_popescu: the amusing thing to me is that all the libertard anglos read baudrillard, deleuze, lyotard, & co like the
dog listens to music.
mircea_popescu: the alternative, where he texts a chick "hey, we got our sister, we're torturing her, come join" just as the chick in question was giving testimony to the supposed government of the uk - a more illegitimate contrivance never having been known to man, incidentally, they have all the legitimacy to govern kim jong il's favourite
dog does.
mircea_popescu: i have a
dog that can slobber better than any race horse :D
mircea_popescu: decimation if you shoot my
dog by accident ima bury you
mircea_popescu: just like women gotta "be sluts" or else your paniced bipedal
dog is too afraid of black holes to stick his wee wee into the right hole, just so microsoft must be there for a hundred milion autistic schmucks to be even able to get out of bed i nthe morning.
mircea_popescu: that's a guy "thinking about big problems". he is no different from a
dog thinking about bacon.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> trinque: actually 'lisps' happen because the alternative would be a civilization that doesn't leak. and we don't have one of those to kick around << amusingly enough, re the earlier
dog discussion :
dog cunt seals, for this reason.
mircea_popescu: and obviously mike & gavincoin's
dog and pony show have yet to address the fact that "hey, we are ehtereum 2.0, we have the support of "investors" and so on"
mircea_popescu: and the explanation comes out to "any girl can get so horny one night she fucks a
dog"
mircea_popescu: eh, 0.8+ is the kindergarten. if it splits the total loss is ~= two fatties and a stray
dog.
mircea_popescu: maybe
dog knows but believes it somehow is exceptional for him.
mircea_popescu: mats eh, this is just a
dog and pony show for young rand etc. what'll happen is the wh backe,d house vetted solution where the nsa doesn't keep the records, phone companies do, nsa just asks for what it needs.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: anyway,
dog ended up with strange ideas about the world, scared the shit out of this chick i visited with once.
mircea_popescu: for the record, i knew a chick that had a relationship with her
dog.
mircea_popescu: maybe you know, random idiots who failed in academia and took to the internet with their
dog and pony "scientific" show did this FOR A REASON,
mircea_popescu: the computer's job is to be a most humbly abject slave, perpetually and consumatedly on its knees following you around, with the dedication and unwavering insistence no
dog can summon.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform trompi is a very common name for a cute small toy elephant. romanians have names for everything - for instance azorel is what a cartoon
dog should be called ideally.
mircea_popescu: felipelalli go sign "Hello this is not
dog" with the address in question.
mircea_popescu: that url scheme looks like it's channeling django the drupal
dog.
mircea_popescu: btw, ask her what's the similarity between a practicing gynecologist and a healthy
dog.
mircea_popescu: actually hanbot used to feed chicken livers to this blind
dog that had a helper tripod
dog (one limb cut off, prolly in tram accident).
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 "you're the man now,
dog" , aka ytmnd is this internet phenomenon
mircea_popescu: investing in this infrastructure is 3 or more degrees of magnitude more valuable than investing in college for you your kid your slave your
dog.
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: "And if some high official, such as the president, says zhe will use gender-neutral pronouns for zher own writing, and ask that those writing to zhim do so also, that would provide a powerful boost." << conversely, if some hehigh officialman such as the manpresidentguy fucked a
dog^H^H^H bitch
mircea_popescu: this is like asking wyatt earp "how do you distinguish between the f brothers and stray
dog"
☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎ mircea_popescu: yeah, you want her to learn german, get her a german speaking
dog/
mircea_popescu: "What is this? The first*, the biggest** and the best*** IRC community." kakobrekla you sly*
dog** you*** :D
mircea_popescu: have you talked with the
dog about this, or is it entirely your own opinion ?"
mircea_popescu: a scrawny jewish real estate agent is going down the street to show a house to a customer. on the way, a large butchery, and in it a huge
dog mircea_popescu: asciilifeform which reminds me, you know the joke with the jew an' the big mean
dog ?
mircea_popescu: in case it's not clear, no anything authored by hearn may ever be merged into anything. i don't care what it is. the
dog learns to shine shoes or do carpentry or whatever, but he does not work wioth computers anymore.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla for a moment there i had a vision of a tiny
dog pack coursing for mice over a tiny field.
mircea_popescu: had the meddlesome leopold been still involved, how was england to push south africa to abandon rhodesia, with empty promises that once the man shots his own
dog, the man won't be hanged himself.
mircea_popescu: decimation i doubt they would meet my definition. things like "every boy under 16 must have 4 acres of forested hillside and a
dog"
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: chef, grocery shopper,
dog walker <<< burlesque dancer, escort ?
mircea_popescu: <assbot> BBC News - 'In
dog we trust' misprint on US sheriff's office rug << aww that';s so cute
mircea_popescu: jurov lol no fucking way, the stranded
dog's name actually is kako ?!
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla he probably even struggles in opposition of bathing as much as the usual
dog.
mircea_popescu: the difference between rights and freedoms being essentially the difference between pearl necklaces and
dog collars.
mircea_popescu: much of what YOU know is learned like what a
dog learns. specifically, where the fuck the control key is and how to make pretty letters on the screen.
mircea_popescu: leia*. for some reason i keep conflating her with the
dog.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the
dog << it'd be funnier if you had a cat.
mircea_popescu: why do you think you take the bitch to the
dog, not vice-versa ? males are shy.
mircea_popescu: i mean sure, the hamburger & canned hot
dog crowd is eating very poorly, but that's not the same thing.
mircea_popescu: i was going to send you a pack of biscuits, peanut for the
dog, chocolate for the fox. none for you, ofcourse, as men don't need to eat. sadly thestringpuller doesn't seem ready to take orders still.
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> ripping usg crud out of the thing is a recipe to endanger any coins i'd have if i were not eating ramen so that the
dog might eat << dude that's touching, srsly.
mircea_popescu: undata what do you thing slavegirls wear
dog collars for :D
mircea_popescu: as per usual, reddit makes a mess of things. they're like ten year olds, those people. "o did you hear sugar kills ? sure, it killed sam's
dog!"
mircea_popescu: the
dog's memory is good for minutes, and his representative bubble can't exceed that.
mircea_popescu: forget it, it's like asking a
dog to relate cause and effect across a week
mircea_popescu: china is traditionally a sort of
dog vomit (the fungus). it doesn't really war.
mircea_popescu: i knew a chick that had named her cat
Dog, but at least that was a) funny and b) not the cat's doing. too much pseudo-irony for lyfe.