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mircea_popescu: mthreat lol can one marry them yet ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Gotta remember it is 'Murica so Arm ripping chimps, not blowjob chimps.
mircea_popescu: "On Monday, Manhattan supreme court justice Barbara Jaffe granted a writ of habeas corpus on behalf of two non-human plaintiffs"
mircea_popescu: this is so fucking stupid...
mircea_popescu: how exactly does the us expect to ever be taken seriously ?
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105894 << $64KBez question, why mircea_popescu gets precisely same spams as i do ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 18:58:13; mircea_popescu: Subject: Your FED TAX payment (ID:11HIRS244242490) was Rejected
ascii_lander: (who else? raise hands?)
mircea_popescu: probably someone bought a list of "business"
ascii_lander: i wonder if it includes, say, my garbage man
ascii_lander: ( if it can fit both mircea_popescu and i )
mircea_popescu: we prolly all ended up on it because someone or other did a harvesting run of ba stuff
BingoBoingo finally filed his annual IRS papers this week. Another 0 tax year. ☟︎
ascii_lander: the lulzy part is that the addr where i get these isn't even the one in my wot key
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105915 << ahhaha. i have this thing going with pet, where in some sf universe there are differing, say, sugar chiralities for males and females to eat ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 19:24:03; mircea_popescu: but you can't make "woman flour", so just fuck up everyone.
ascii_lander: implications would make for a good yarn
ascii_lander: (e.g., folks eating wrong-handed foods to diet and shitting selves as per 'olestra' , etc)
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/04/windows-servers-pwnd-by-jpeg-uploads/
assbot: Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1HSnH3Z )
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105935 << sop. the 'usaschwitz' thing is merely becoming formalized into written law ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 20:31:48; chetty: http://www.wired.com/2015/04/dmca-ownership-john-deere/
ascii_lander: (no one owns anything, not even own pathetic carcass)
BingoBoingo: I honestly could see the Tractor Pull lobby and John Deere coming to blows over this
ascii_lander: the basic precedent is nailed down long ago.
BingoBoingo: Things change when dealing with people who throw additional motors on a chassis more enthusiastically than AMD throws more core on a die
BingoBoingo: Tractor Pull is a phenomenon like Hamas that attracts an strong overlap of people with engineering talent and a love of firearms.
BingoBoingo: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/Tractor_pull_02.JPG << Sample of the small end of serious pulling tractors https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/Tractor_pull_02.JPG
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1HSomSM )
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1HSomSP )
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: tractor is a strategic good
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: esp. the type that matters, the robotic/self-driving one
ascii_lander: hence the importance, to the buggers, of nailing down 'no, you don't get to examine or change the fw'
BingoBoingo: I want to understand that, but have trouble taking that seriously when this happens 200-400 yards from my front door http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-359hBzEV4
assbot: Combine Demolition Derby, 2010 - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1aQieNH )
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: two worlds. one that is palpable with unarmed eye, and the one that matters.
BingoBoingo: It's interesting the ways that sports men and women weaponize these things that evade the inspectors and referees until the machines break
ascii_lander: mod6, ben_vulpes, mike_c: note to usaschwitz inmates: 10x the usual frequency of scam callz to my u.s. phone, during voyage. somewhere there is a db of folks who went off the reservation. don't be surprised if phones in your social graph were similarly targeted.
BingoBoingo: hopper full of telephone pole segments was my favorite. I have no idea what serious advantafe they were aiming for there
ascii_lander: betcha somebody got the traditional 'ransom scam' for instance. ☟︎
ascii_lander: point being, that not only do things widely known to leak - leak, but also other things
mircea_popescu: lol john deere selling "licenses to operate" tractors now ?
ascii_lander: and one ought not to expect to hear any 'official' discussion thereof.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: in precisely the same way as crapple sells license to operate iPnohe, toyota - to operate toyota, etc. and the rest of the firmwarederpological world
mircea_popescu: so illegal, all of this.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: ECU firmware license with purchase of tractor apparently
ascii_lander: started -at least- with ibm selling permission to use that 31st cpu etc
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ascii_lander: l0l, 'illegal' is a concept only meaningful to commoners, in usa
ascii_lander: it does not apply to anything usg or its tentacles might do.
mircea_popescu: i was speaking of the proper term, illegal as deemed by the most serene republic.
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mircea_popescu: not pale fiat scamversions of the concept.
ascii_lander: might as well go straight to 'epidemiological hazard, nominated for glassing'
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/pgp-keyserver/#comment-113787 << check that guy out
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1HSpYfh )
ascii_lander: rather than merely 'illegal'
ascii_lander just noticed the steady drip of derpcomments on trilema re: the fetlife thing
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu that commenter sounds pretty... simple.
ascii_lander wonders when the swarm will tire
mircea_popescu: even the longest journey...
ascii_lander: 'Or any recommendations in general for someone who is quite tech savvy, but whose programming skills and experience don't go beyond writing some basic scripts.' << what does 'tech savvy' mean?
mircea_popescu: maybe he works a cnc mill
pete_dushenski: he owns an ipod
ascii_lander: that'd be a bit further than 'basic scripts'
mircea_popescu: maybe he runs an engine mod shop
ascii_lander: (cnc is a fairly legit variant of what we understand as 'programming') ☟︎
pete_dushenski: and he can sync it to itunes. his grandma cannot do this.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander yes but like jourdain speaking in prose, he might not realise that's what it is.
pete_dushenski: so he was called 'tech savvy' once
mircea_popescu: if it were the only thing he does
pete_dushenski: !up ascii_lander
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu so how did the first conference in bsas stack up with the romanian editions ?
mircea_popescu: i would say steady improvement
mircea_popescu: i dunno, what do folk that went to both/all think ?
mircea_popescu: davout, which was best conf to date ?
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander seems to be lingering longer this time
ascii_lander: l0l aha still here
ascii_lander: and for most of tomorrow even.
mircea_popescu: so is the consensus that one can't be tech savvy without being a programmer ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: idk but i still remember when that -meant- - if meant anything - that one could program
pete_dushenski: well are you not tech savvy then ?
BingoBoingo: One probably at least needs be know of programming.
pete_dushenski: ^mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: i can code in whatever language you feel like,
mircea_popescu: i just can't be arsed to.
ascii_lander: ^
pete_dushenski: aha
mircea_popescu: i used to read diskedit printouts looking for Stoned B as a kid, i CAN do it.
ascii_lander: ^ m3m0ri1z
pete_dushenski: i can see it. savvy basically meaning that you can make the machine do what you want
ascii_lander nostalgic for clever virii
mircea_popescu: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Stoned-virus-hexacode.png << dude check it out
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1aQk9lp )
mircea_popescu: many people remember, apparently.
ascii_lander: of course we remember.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: re: earlier thread: you would, i think, like this place.
pete_dushenski: ;;ticker
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ascii_lander 's least favourite part is...
ascii_lander: ...
ascii_lander: … going home.
ascii_lander: i'm convinced that if most u.s. folks knew what kind of jail they live in, they would go full bore apeshit.
BingoBoingo: When I make it out I'd like to avoid that part. Probably not stay in hardware B-A too long first visit, but definitely temped to spend decade+ outsid of Illinois.
mircea_popescu: and if earthworms knew what their fate is they'd miss being the emperors of china, and the throne.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: they would if they could.
BingoBoingo: Maybe earthworms are wired to like living in the shit?
ascii_lander: 'We are worms, we're the best, and we've come to win the war. / We'll stand, we'll never run; stay until it's done.' (™) (R)
mircea_popescu: "She got the dogs safely out of the house, just as multiple armed agents rushed inside. Some even barged into the bathroom, where her partner was in the shower."
ascii_lander: ^ davout might recognize the source
mircea_popescu: lol derps timed it to bother the woman post-coitally?
ascii_lander: wai wat
pete_dushenski: they probably enjoyed the entertainment before busting in
mircea_popescu: some link in the logs.
mircea_popescu: to do with wisconsin.
ascii_lander: found it aha
mircea_popescu: anyway, people just need to start shooting.
mircea_popescu: put up signs "groups of police not allowed on this property. come alone or get shot."
BingoBoingo: Wisconsin was too polite, It's almost pete_dushenski land
mircea_popescu: and then start shooting at any groups of cops larger than one.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo apparently the border is increasingly blurry
pete_dushenski: now us border guards can patrol canadian rail stations and airports and if they kill someone, be subject only to us law
ascii_lander: nato colony.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Wisconsin has culturally been the land of you fuckers forever. The new stuff is all things that should concern you
pete_dushenski: so ascii_lander quite that.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo that didn't parse ?
pete_dushenski: 'us fuckers' being canuckians ?
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Wisconsin's basically been Canadian since... the 1920's
BingoBoingo: As soon as there were enough people there to commune with yall
mircea_popescu: that'd explain the cheese.
ascii_lander: '… next came ominous warnings. Don’t call your lawyer. Don’t tell anyone about this raid. Not even your mother, your father, or your closest friends.' << l0l
mircea_popescu: otherwise us cheese is like tall chinese strippers.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander meanwhile i'm like, "yeah totally, go read trilema tomorrow."
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo well then wisconsin has been part of canada longer than (half) my family!
pete_dushenski: is wisconsin cheese actually decent? not sure i've tried any
ascii_lander: 'And she realized, “Every aspect of my life is in their hands. And they hate me.”'
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Yeah, but it's also an avenue for contagion. US badgov goes to Canada through Green Bay
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski it's actually not bad. well,m the better stuff anyway
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo 'then straight on till morning'
ascii_lander: the only answer is something like total cultural dismantlement (see carthage) and the proverbial 1000 years of colonial ball-crusher.
mircea_popescu: in other news, http://33.media.tumblr.com/2e4abde700722943b58acc7eb4b2b8a9/tumblr_ncmjn3Ymmz1tmc6gao6_r1_400.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1aQlDff )
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu i'd have to figure that everywhere has at least some variant of edible, even enjoyable cheese.
pete_dushenski: whether this is normal or not..
mircea_popescu: not necessarily.
ascii_lander: 400.gif << somebody isn't eager to take in the american cheese emitter
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu btw i didn't fully grok your comment on my infanticide article. sarcasm or no ?
pete_dushenski: not sure that being in favour of baby killin' makes one more or less attractive to opposite sex, but would guess the latter
BingoBoingo: California cheese pretty shitty, dunno why they are burning so much water on that and Alfalfa
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski i don't think any woman is going to score the male propensity to infanticide positively.
mircea_popescu: for that matter, any female, of any mammal species.
mircea_popescu: is the fundamental disagreement between the genders.
pete_dushenski: females want their children to survive, males want their children to perform
mircea_popescu: females strongly wish the offspring to survive. males weakly wish the offspring to perish.
mircea_popescu: performance is a byproduct.
pete_dushenski: a byproduct of what?
ascii_lander: of the opposite death ray beams
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski of that imbalance.
pete_dushenski: hmm
mircea_popescu: this is how everything works, incidentally.
mircea_popescu: the sun wants particles strongly energized, thermodynamics wants particles weakly de-energized.
mircea_popescu: as a result, coriolis storms, rainbows, deep throating and daisies.
mircea_popescu: all epiphenomena of the fundamental imbalance.
pete_dushenski: deep throating being when the father doesn't wish his offspring to perish strongly enough ? or too strongly ?
pete_dushenski: s/being/resulting
mircea_popescu: unrelated. it's a false bridge between the two example cases.
pete_dushenski: ok
pete_dushenski: i can see it.
mircea_popescu: point being, the strong push weak pull device drives all performance, but performance is a byproduct.
pete_dushenski: thankfully most contravex readers have dongs
mircea_popescu: if it doesn't make sense to women, it doesn't make sense to men, either. whether they're poorly equipped to figure it out or not, notwithstanding.
pete_dushenski: how so ? are there not differing perspectives ? differing inclinations between the sexes ?
BingoBoingo: Anything younger than 10 is probably too early to cull anyways
ascii_lander: cheapest infanticide is simpy: not making'em in the first place
ascii_lander: *simply
ascii_lander: just like the 'best car'
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski different perspectives of what ?
BingoBoingo: At least for cases not obviously cullable in womb
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander notrly how this works. cheapest computer is not "no computer". that's cheapest noncomputer.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu towards the value of a child, particularly if handicapped
pete_dushenski: !up ascii_lander
mircea_popescu: eh, "value of a child" is like iq.
pete_dushenski: ok, value of your own freedom and independence
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: whatchatalkingabout, works great. just like the 'noncomputers' running my knives, forks, shoes work great.
ascii_lander: best computerz.
mircea_popescu: lol k
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski that's like the value of god.
pete_dushenski: or of heaven and hell, ya
ascii_lander: how do you even comment on the 'value' of something which pretty much no one has anything like a reasonable reason to want.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu i guess i'm still wondering why the 'making sense' equation has women leading and men following
ascii_lander: what is the 'value' of being dragged behind a truck until nothing remains on the rope but a small flap of skin ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, this "natural" thing... shitting in the bed is also natural. something being natural offers little ethical indication.
BingoBoingo: http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/04/21/michele_leonhart_resigns_dea_head_steps_down_after_prostitution_scandal.html << Mega lol, leaving when the opportunity for side income dries
assbot: Michele Leonhart resigns: DEA head steps down after prostitution scandal, disagreement over marijuana. ... ( http://bit.ly/1aQncK7 )
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski it doesn't. if something makes sense to only one gender, specifically, it's probably stupid.
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pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu that's general enough that i can't argue with that
mircea_popescu: and kids are drastically distinguishable from animals, at any age.
mircea_popescu: for one thing, they grab.
ascii_lander: cat grabs
mircea_popescu: kitten doth not.
ascii_lander: one grabbed me at the old cemetary just today
ascii_lander: hm
mircea_popescu: monkeys do not, either. they eventually learn to, but if you watch it specifically, the difference is striking.
BingoBoingo: Racoons grab, play hockey
mircea_popescu: adfults, yes.
BingoBoingo: With a life expectancy of 2 years hard to call any racoons adults
mircea_popescu: haha ok
BingoBoingo: I have seem a great many short flat citronella candle in tin leave the bounds of the picnic table in the backyard due to those masked bandits
mircea_popescu: anyway, this entire discussion of interests and bs... i dunno that there's any value in trying to re-write the protestant ethics-as-capitalism.
mircea_popescu: it's been amply documented and vastly shown to not work, one's probably better served by reading the past three centuries of various attempts.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu this a romanian article you're referring to ?
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski which this ?
pete_dushenski: the 're-write'
mircea_popescu: no, yours.
pete_dushenski: lol aok
ascii_lander: just what is it that was shown not to work ?
mircea_popescu: "it can’t possibly outweigh the interests of " etc
ascii_lander: it is like saying that meteorite does not work. for the man whose head it falls on - it 'worked.'
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mircea_popescu: ascii_lander the idea that you can calculate the sum-value-in-the-future for alternative courses of actions and pick like you pick an investment
ascii_lander: aha that
mircea_popescu: ie, protestant ethics-as-capitalism
ascii_lander: rawls being the most well-known offender here
ascii_lander: but others, aha
mircea_popescu: at least in fashionable contemporary english, sure.
ascii_lander: revolting gasbags
ascii_lander sat for a while in the tango place after mircea_popescu and hanbot went home, and reread favourite parts in ben_vulpes's copy of 'asylum', and contemplated lessons thereof
mircea_popescu: it's squarely irrelevant "where this leads". lead it where it may, do it or don't do it on some basis other than you know, "expectations".
mircea_popescu: all the derps pushing gaw, for instance, neglected proper causes of action because of their retarded dreams as to the future.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu ok so 'can't possibly' is too strong.
mircea_popescu: it's not a very sane approach to action.
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski no, just, the approach is meaningless. who cares what outweighs what.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: it is the logic of hunger. or, more to the point, of thirst. what is the logic of a stranded sailor deciding to drink sea water ?
mircea_popescu: if some "public interest" however defines "exceeds" however defined my pleasure at cutting the bankrupt's heart, what of it ?
mircea_popescu: until you can rail the seal from off my bond...
mircea_popescu: "SHYLOCK: Till thou canst rail the seal from off my bond, thou but offend'st thy lungs to speak so loud: repair thy wit, good youth, or it will fall to cureless ruin. I stand here for law."
pete_dushenski: hm ya, it's all exceedingly vague and nebulous
pete_dushenski: so it doesn't really create anything that can be compared
pete_dushenski: so... it's useless!
pete_dushenski should know better than to compare purposes
BingoBoingo makes first mint julep of the year with yard mint
chatquack cheers
mircea_popescu: !up SquirtPrincess
mircea_popescu: mint julep best julep
pete_dushenski: needless to say, i can see why some people would choose a "post-birth abortion" aka infanticide
pete_dushenski: even if i wouldn't choose it myself
mircea_popescu: i can see why people that just killed a kid would tend to represent this as a choice
mircea_popescu: as i can see why people'd tend to represent it as no choice at all
mircea_popescu: whatever, trauma logic.
ascii_lander: what'd be the, alternatively, trauma-surgeon-logic ?
ascii_lander: as in, perspective of reasonable thought outside of the trauma
mircea_popescu: the alternative is nothing. murder's not something to be explained. ☟︎
ascii_lander: ^
mircea_popescu: teh lion does not go into song after lightening the lioness' load.
ascii_lander: spartan speaks with sword (tm)
ascii_lander: (the thing where everything -has- to be explained/ratiocinated is a disease of modernity, aha)
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu curious, do you think abortion is murder ? if so, at what point ?
mircea_popescu: murder is a legal concept, i suppose i misspoke.
BingoBoingo: It depends on the mother, father, and the foetus
mircea_popescu: s/murder/*-cide/
pete_dushenski: that makes sense.
pete_dushenski: actually that clarifies things quite a bit.
mircea_popescu: During an appearance before the House Oversight Committee on April 14, Leonhart faced aggressive questioning over the punishment imposed on agents who were found to be engaging in “sex parties” in Colombia with prostitutes that were funded by drug cartels. Expressing displeasure that the agents were given suspensions of between two and 10 days and did not lose their positions or security clearance, Republican Rep.
mircea_popescu: Trey Gowdy of South Carolina asked, “What would it take to get fired at the DEA? The DEA agents I used to work with were worried about using their cars to pick up dry-cleaning.”
mircea_popescu: lmao.
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: buenos noches
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes tangoed his fill ?
mircea_popescu: the weirdest prt being that what, you actually have to organize columbian prostitutes to fuck gringos now ?
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: more than
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: of course they have to be organized, l0l. as you can see, even basic whore can see radiation damage from a cannon-shot's distance.
mircea_popescu: lol
pete_dushenski: "Furthermore, she has retarded reactions to murder. Murder is a fact of life. It's what healthy, adult men do, exactly as much and exactly the same as having babies is what healthy, adult women do. Her reaction to murder is akin to current day bois' reaction to birth, you'd think the sky just fell over." << closest i came to digging up an 'explanation of murder' via http://trilema.com/2013/la-strada/
assbot: La Strada on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1cXWwsJ )
ascii_lander searched for an iconic article re: how violent death is a necessary garbage collector for a healthy civilization, found it, realized that it's a nearly untranslatable ru piece
BingoBoingo: fucking worthless pseudo-expert http://www.ext.nodak.edu/extnews/hortiscope/flowers/hllyhock.htm
assbot: Questions On Hollyhocks ... ( http://bit.ly/1cXWJMA )
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski you seen that film ?
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu have not, i'm guessing that it's going on the list though!
mircea_popescu: it's pretty good.
ben_vulpes: <lobbes> re: coffee. Once you go black, you can't go back. Added benefit of $maxcaffeine per cup << you're missing so much context here i don't know that it's worth fixing
ben_vulpes: but let's try anyways: "pragmatic coffee nerd in buenos aires" ☟︎
ben_vulpes: glhf
ben_vulpes: <mod6> oh wow. good for you. i never sleep on planes hardly. << oh man i'm going to sleep sooooo welllll
ben_vulpes: another night of tango at least
ascii_lander contemplates the tech level of the junk stores. grew up an orc, yes, but i never touched a fucking gramophone
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105853 << you know i always get wicked child no matter how old i am ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 17:14:27; pete_dushenski: and lemme guess, the oldest people in the room asked the four questions instead of the youngest
mircea_popescu: haha you buying one for your antique stores ?
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes lol atta boy.
ascii_lander: won't buy, no. but marvelled at it.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105859 << imma troll the fam with this next year ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 17:16:05; pete_dushenski: "Susannah Heschel, a well-known Jewish feminist scholar, was introduced to an early feminist Haggadah that suggested adding a crust of bread on the seder plate, as a sign of solidarity with Jewish lesbians (which was intended to convey the idea that there’s as much room for a lesbian in Judaism as there is for a crust of bread on the seder plate)."
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo would appreciate the fella who was selling, among many other things of this flavour: the back half of a Luger.
ben_vulpes: perhaps i even stay for something past the ceremonial pre-sunset whiskeys next year too
ben_vulpes: WHO KNOWS
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: also had something recognizable as a schmeisser mag
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes then you come out of the closet ?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105886 << for better or worse top posting is now required to interact with gmail users ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 18:53:58; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105803 << because they don't know how to use email. a) they top answer ; b) they add all that signature spam.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: in a country where apparently no one shoots recreationally, these were peculiar sights
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105904 << soaked in fernet? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 19:07:48; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105868 << i think it's time the republic starts oppressing teh jews like any real country. how about, forcing them to add a slice of black forest cake to the seder.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105918 << me too ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 19:26:27; *: lobbes now feels compelled to read flour labels before buying
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105923 << nono this is entirely bass ackwards. those children should be born as apparently defective as possible. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 19:28:57; mircea_popescu: but for the record : the case for dosing women, especially the sort likely to have kids unexpectedly (young, addicted, poor) and the sort likely to be depleted (oyung, addicted, poor) is extremely compelling.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19624 @ 0.00032633 = 6.4039 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes why ?
ben_vulpes: too many people already!
mircea_popescu: so ?
mircea_popescu: i don't think i ever met a girl i actually liked whose parents were not poor.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: this is how you get usa. just as crowded, but with cthonian horrors walking around, instead of pretty gurlz
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16298 @ 0.00032696 = 5.3288 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: hm
ben_vulpes: well a) your taste in girlie lineage isn't relevant to the discussion
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: substitute your own, see if answer differs
mircea_popescu: something like that.
ben_vulpes: you'll find plenty you like from poor parents who accidentally got all the nutrition they need
mircea_popescu: more trustworthy brothers to be had among the children of whores than among the children of whatever, "women in tech"
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: WHich half of it?
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: ?
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: you're plenty familiar with the quality of usa girls
ben_vulpes: is propping the market up really doing anyone any favors?
ben_vulpes: iodized salt?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16400 @ 0.00032855 = 5.3882 BTC [+]
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: the thing that blew me away (ben_vulpes saw, but putting it here for the permanent record) was the difference in faces.
mircea_popescu: there's not actually anything wrong with iodized salt.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1105966 << good for you - suck the beast dry ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 00:35:49; *: BingoBoingo finally filed his annual IRS papers this week. Another 0 tax year.
ascii_lander: in usa perhaps 1 in 10 20-30y.o. females has the face of a human being, rather than a malignant motorized plastic doll ☟︎
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Only filed because necessary to certify with USG 0 payments on stafford loan repayment plan. Can only tolerate so much phone spam
ascii_lander: here, perhaps 19/20
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander how does that work ?
ascii_lander: how it works? damned if i know
trinque: really depends on the city
ascii_lander: but this is my observation which i will sign under.
trinque: tons of beautiful women in austin, tx
ascii_lander: applies to everywhere i've set foot in.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1105993 << all of my people know how to reach me ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 00:54:00; ascii_lander: betcha somebody got the traditional 'ransom scam' for instance.
ascii_lander: (east coast usa)
mircea_popescu: what's this "malignant motorized plastic doll" look ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: hard to describe if you don't already know
BingoBoingo: This year experimenting with expanding the side gig from lawn mowing to lawn mowing and de-orcing front gardens. liking results so far.
ascii_lander: need better artist than i
mircea_popescu: link some examples ?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what they look like before a year of real food
ascii_lander: 'describe the face of an angry dog'
ben_vulpes: i don't have any, 'cuz port towns lend
trinque: ascii_lander: female fox news anchor?
ascii_lander: trinque: approximately. except that it's attenuated for the camera
ascii_lander: trinque: to get a picture of this face, you more or less have to be an unremarkable male civilian with a camera built into your nostril.
ascii_lander: if someone issues me a nostril cam, i promise to take this photo when i come home.
trinque: lol
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: My hypothesis is the particular type of birth control pill which is trendy now. Definitely an effect on skin though, more... textured latex look shits the girls between 17-20, rather sudden onset.
mircea_popescu: what do they use ?
trinque: surely BsAs chicks are on the pill in similar proportions
BingoBoingo: As always a mix of things, but progesterone-only mixes are very popular.
trinque: probably even have a fancy govt thing to get it from
BingoBoingo: trinque: There's so many varieties of chemical called progesterone.
mircea_popescu: trinque actually abortion is illegal in argentina.
trinque: mircea_popescu: hah! I wouldn't have guessed
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo afaik combos are still the bulk used everywhere.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: But progesterone only is "great for acne" hence exceedily popular in overweight America
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1106020 << let the permanent record show permanently that i got started "programming" with cnc strange and motoman ladder logic ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 01:01:26; ascii_lander: (cnc is a fairly legit variant of what we understand as 'programming')
mircea_popescu: it's not, is it ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, afaik a typical pill is 0.050mg desogestrel (DSG) + 0.035mg etinilestradiol(EE) / 0.100mg DSG + 0.030mg EE / 0.150mg DSG + 0.030mg EE / dextrose.
ascii_lander: incidentally, is there a canonical mircea_popescu article re: the pill psycho-reversal thing ?
ascii_lander: or was that an al schwartz piece
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Depends. When I was TA'ing pharm school there was noise that combo pills with estrogen included presented health risks in the form of exciting ER positive breast cancer and "blood clot promotion".
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander moar detail ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: the mega-boojum of the bc pill
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: recall the t-shirt study ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo afaik never really substantiated.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Never really substantiated yes, but 'Murican courts have a "chilling effect" so... progesterone only promoted under guise of acne control.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: the one where women in differing parts of cycle were attracted to proximate histocompatibility-pattern males (prefers 'related' during pregnancy) and distant mhc. during ovulation (prefers 'unrelated' to avoid recessive zap) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: except it's not really very good. but w/e.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander i think there was one, lettuce see
BingoBoingo: Eh, that's what the "Hope Clinic" is for
BingoBoingo: ;;google hope clinic
gribble: Hope Clinic Home - Ypsilanti: <http://www.thehopeclinic.org/>; The Hope Clinics - Seattle: <http://www.thehopeclinics.com/>; HOPE Clinic - Houston: <http://hopechc.org/>
BingoBoingo: ;;google hope clinic granite city
gribble: The Hope Clinic for Women, Ltd.: <http://www.hopeclinic.com/>; Abortion Fees - The Hope Clinic for Women, Ltd.: <http://www.hopeclinic.com/abortion-gyn/abortion-services/abortion-fees>; Contact Us - The Hope Clinic for Women, Ltd.: <http://www.hopeclinic.com/contact-us>
ascii_lander: and so basic pattern is, people marry, and it's time for the offspring, woman goes off the pill, and - zap. no more attraction to the male
ascii_lander: because they met while the mhc toggle was flipped.
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
BingoBoingo personally never understood why implanon et al were never more popular than they are
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/that-aint-the-maslow-pyramid-yo/ ?
assbot: That ain't the Maslow pyramid, yo! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1cY0XDO )
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: quoted item applies to -all- hormonal bc mechanisms
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander tbh, that's drastically overstated.
mircea_popescu: the reason zap no more attraction is that people by and large suck, and you don't want to be stuck with them.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: if it were brick-in-the-face obvious, folks might notice.
ascii_lander: just as if one cig gave you cancer next day
mircea_popescu: and it'd appear everywhere except for portland, the cultural notion ofwhat marriage is pretty much is constructed so it won't work.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Sure, addressing other positives... easy for partner to verify by light touch of the arm... extended cycle...
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: verify?!
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Implanon and its ilk go into the subcutaneous fat. easily palpated
BingoBoingo: brb
mircea_popescu: btw, i was watching some derps getting in ben_vulpes' way at a milonga today, and omfg are the gringos ridiculous. i dunno if anyone here knows how to tango, but the idea is you drive the woman.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: are we also to propose verifying woman not stabbing you while you sleep? and if so, how ?
mircea_popescu: this dude was holding on to her arm like he was going to drown i nthe floor
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: By waking with lack of new orfices
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: point was, at some point you trust the parachute
BingoBoingo: Sure
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: there is not a spare parachute for the spare parachute of the spare parachute.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: l0l
ascii_lander: and after mircea_popescu left, that dude drowned in the floor
ascii_lander: when the woman let go
mircea_popescu: what rly ?
ascii_lander: or perhaps he didn't. i didn't stick around long enough
ben_vulpes: and after ascii_lander left, ben_vulpes got intimidated off the floor
ascii_lander: can only suppose.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the advanced class started ?
ascii_lander: i went back to $lander to drown in floor there.
ascii_lander: sorta half way in now.
ben_vulpes: 7pm "todos nieveles" is not 9pm "todos nieveles"
mircea_popescu: (ftr i was kind-of chuckling to myself the other day when you were derping about how you want to lead bla bla. you couldn't possibly have been that good, i thought.)
ben_vulpes: mwell imma take that as a compliement
ben_vulpes: compliment*
mircea_popescu: how ?
ben_vulpes: :(
mircea_popescu: awww!
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> [00:40] (no one owns anything, not even own pathetic carcass) << http://opensourceecology.org/wiki/LifeTrac there is yet hope
assbot: LifeTrac - Open Source Ecology ... ( http://bit.ly/1cY2wl7 )
ben_vulpes: leading is maybe a thing one is tuned for but it is not a thing one "does" without lots of work
ben_vulpes: maybe next year i go to the 9pm todos nieveles session
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Spare parachutes are always good, but some times you have to plan to win the game of civil court
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: 'the only winning move is not to play' (™) ® 'war games'
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Well next month I'll have a better idea if I was made to win criminal law. Still kinda perturbed recon_eric didn't try harder...
ascii_lander wonders how ben_vulpes could have been intimidated by those folks he was wiping the floor with
BingoBoingo: !up recon_eric
recon_eric: Guess I'd have to care more to try harder =P
recon_eric: I hated bullshit tasks like that
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: mebbe i shoulda stuck around and been the derp in the room for the second session, but my sugar high from mister_p's icecreamstravaganza'd worn off at that point and all the phrienz had left
ben_vulpes: i'll probably do like 4 hours tomorrow night
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: are you still parked near there, with the suitcase nuke ?
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: I could have probably saved 10-50k easily from your scamming childhood friend, but then again I may have had to pay taxes...
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: roll in enough dough to take and run with
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: did not actually carry nuke around today, just matching desert eagles
ascii_lander: aha
ascii_lander: so ben_vulpes is probably within 20 metres, l0l
ben_vulpes: myeah
ben_vulpes: hoping for a reasonable bedtime for once
ascii_lander: l0l sleep
ascii_lander: who sleeps.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Wouldn't it have been grand to have the chance. 10-50k would have been so much rocket fuel on a Bingo-Budget
ben_vulpes: !h
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williamdunne: !s cuckold
assbot: 8 results for 'cuckold' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=cuckold
recon_eric: Sorry BingoBoingo .... I hope he faces the consequences for his actions. He's still trying to scam more people =\ https://hashtalk.org/topic/36879/paybase-2/2
assbot: HashTalk - Ideas, Talk, and Hardware - Bitcoin & Scrypt Mining ... ( http://bit.ly/1cY3kXc )
ben_vulpes: !gettrust assbot williamdunne
assbot: Trust relationship from user assbot to user williamdunne: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. | http://w.b-a.link/trust/assbot/williamdunne | http://w.b-a.link/user/williamdunne
williamdunne: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105412 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 09:41:05; cazalla: williamdunne, maybe they touched swords long ago and recon_eric hoped by eating garza's shit on top of it, he'd keep quiet about that time they, you know, did their thing
ascii_lander: re: cuckolds:
williamdunne: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105416 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 09:44:07; cazalla: recon_eric, pretty sure garza was banging amber as well tbh, what with the constant text messages and shit
ascii_lander wonders who will be the first fella to get a 'dear john' telegram while at a trilema meetup
ben_vulpes: hey kakobrekla talk to mike and get the appropriate links dialed into assbot pwetty pwease? eg http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=assbot&to=williamdunne
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BingoBoingo: recon_eric: Honestly holds as little interest of mine as a zoo animal. Josh is only interesting at the points where he almost touches real persons.
williamdunne: recon_eric: Thread might be worth reading that I linked
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: imho garza et al are about as interesting as, e.g., buruli ulcer.
ascii_lander: which is to say very, if you're afflicted
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander, mircea_popescu: you know, wot solves the buenos aires black market labor problem too
ben_vulpes: i am probably late to this party as well
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Chives that escape containement do not mortally endanger yards in my care, but they interest me.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: i think he was looking for (or at least didactically portraying) conveyor men, not programmers.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: as i understand there are no programmers here
ascii_lander: we will have to learn new profession.
BingoBoingo: Oh shit, and I was starting to python decent without dead trees next to computing monitor
ascii_lander: and l0l, i don't even remember how to program any more (at least in the traditional sense where someone gives you a spec & pays)
williamdunne: ascii_lander: Use Node and 7 frameworks, apparently
ascii_lander: williamdunne: this is only vaguely meaningful in my head.
BingoBoingo would like to see a WordPress 2.X replacement in SBCL
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: would you also like to see a vietnamese water buffalo replacement that runs on jp-A ?
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: actually... yeah
ascii_lander: not everything is a category that ought to be replaced and live
BingoBoingo: I would love a pack animal that runs on Jet-A
ben_vulpes: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/417155/wisconsins-shame-i-thought-it-was-home-invasion-david-french << induced a product idea: video camera that streams to bulletproof storage
assbot: Wisconsin's Shame: ‘I Thought It Was a Home Invasion’ | National Review Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1cY4yBO )
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: robert heinlein thought of it 1st
ben_vulpes: so?
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: hint hint - everyone who needs this - has.
ben_vulpes: no, fuck "needs".
ascii_lander: and if you have it, and it isn't obvious, then it doesn't work.
ascii_lander: like nuke deterrent.
trinque: BingoBoingo: https://github.com/redline6561/coleslaw
assbot: redline6561/coleslaw · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1cY4K48 )
trinque: common lisp static site generator
ben_vulpes: the point is to make it so painfully impossible for this to happent to ordinary mortals that the bastards can't pull this kind of stunt anymore.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Wisconsin situation had an easier solution... Disclosure when contacted by LeX as per http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/25/a-law-enforcement-encounter-if-you-ran-a-bitcoin-related-service-before-the-thing-hit-100-you-prolly-ought-to-be-somewhat-concerned-andor-prepared/
assbot: A Law Enforcement Encounter: If you ran a Bitcoin related service before the thing hit $100 you prolly ought to be somewhat concerned and/or prepared | Bingo Blog ... ( http://bit.ly/1cY4Qsw )
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: thing is, doesn't work unless you are holed up in fuhrerbunker 24/7
williamdunne: ben_vulpes: Alternatively people need to start shooting so that its too risky for them to continue running into houses
ascii_lander: if it becomes known that you've cemented a toiletcam into every brick in your house - you will be beaten and arrested/'shot on escape' elsewhere
ben_vulpes: williamdunne: kind of a nonstarter.
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: they go after der boxen.
ben_vulpes: house entry is a terror tactic, not actually performing research.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: if you have something of actual value on these - pull the pin.
ben_vulpes: how would they know though
ben_vulpes: they are the most derpy of derps.
ascii_lander: i mean, when the battering ram crashes through
ascii_lander: then - pull the pin, what else.
BingoBoingo would like girls with Yugo SKS, nato grenade combo
ben_vulpes: pulling the pin does nothing to humiliate everyone involved.
ben_vulpes: in painstaking detail.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Pin activates thermite, thermite brings liberty
ascii_lander: how does ending on on 'youtube' humiliate the thugs?
ascii_lander: they love exposure. can terrorize 1000 people instead of 1
ascii_lander: the only useful application would be to avoid 'nailgunning'
ben_vulpes: in courtroom.
ascii_lander: l0lr00m
ben_vulpes: also pill against nailgunning.
ben_vulpes: 'pill'
BingoBoingo: COurtroom is zoo pen at best, county far at worst
ascii_lander: at any rate, if anyone here does not have -some- variant of this in place, now would be the time to make arrangements.
ben_vulpes: and if the things are incredibly low cost and easily hidden, the unknowability of where its deployed makes people start to think multiple times.
ascii_lander: tip: avoid powering with obvious wires.
ben_vulpes: especially if their names end up rather publically attached to such actions.
ben_vulpes: "we know where you live" (tm) ☟︎
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: does the name lon horiuchi ring a bell ?
ben_vulpes: <trinque> BingoBoingo: https://github.com/redline6561/coleslaw << heh neat
assbot: redline6561/coleslaw · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1DbTaHx )
BingoBoingo: bastard file + aluminum can = half of thermite, bastard file + rustocalypse + other half. Triggering is your problem
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: trinque Git, kinda a dealbreaker.
ascii_lander: i learned his name many years ago, shortly after the thing that made him famous. what of it. he wasn't, afaik, lynched
ascii_lander: and all legal avenues failed
ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then
trinque: ben_vulpes: I've been writing quite a bit of it myself lately
ascii_lander: to no one's great surprise
trinque: CL that is
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: why u no git?
ben_vulpes: and trinque: why u CL?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: git has an unacceptabru weakest link to constitute improvament
trinque: ben_vulpes: drives a little device I'm fielding to let the kitchens increase prep time on orders
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
williamdunne: !up ascii_lander
trinque: has a dial and a shitty lcd screen
trinque: good for queso-covered fingers
ben_vulpes: trinque: ha! neat
ben_vulpes: trinque: you should bring the thinger down south
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet
ben_vulpes: yet.
ben_vulpes: i'd have us be prepared.
trinque: ben_vulpes: yeah I wouldn't mind
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: that did not parse.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: git's pinacle of security is https, WP killer demands moar
ben_vulpes: it's actually ssh.
BingoBoingo not most attentive to linus drools
ben_vulpes: k so research first then, derp about my toolset later
trinque: git's fine
BingoBoingo: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet << Serenisima protected a cat last week from larger predator...
trinque: the git command's pretty arcane, but the data model's relatively straightforward
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: and last year let a cat starve
trinque: just a derpy key value store where the keys are hashes
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: But as ascii_lander posed it, the victory is what was killed
ben_vulpes: there was no honor in the kittens demise.
BingoBoingo: Oh, kittens didn't die. A -redacted- met the spade
ben_vulpes: you recall the scottish kitten?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: moiety?
ben_vulpes: aha
ascii_lander: yes. that one.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:19] ascii_lander meanwhile i'm like, "yeah totally, go read trilema tomorrow." << precisely my point
ascii_lander: RIP moiety
ben_vulpes: RIP moiety
BingoBoingo: RIP moiety
ascii_lander: i picked up and played with a small moiety earlier today, in the cemetary
ben_vulpes: i'll buy her a great big fuck off box in recolata after victory
ascii_lander: they have them running around, there are dishes with food.
ben_vulpes: redactoleta i mean
ascii_lander: the small moiety sqeaked, purred
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:21] in other news, http://33.media.tumblr.com/2e4abde700722943b58acc7eb4b2b8a9/tumblr_ncmjn3Ymmz1tmc6gao6_r1_400.gif << i think this is the first mircea_popescu link where the gurl's apparently winning to untrained eyes
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1DbU5Yl )
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes no, it does not, because the locals are either mentally retarded or mentally ill.
mircea_popescu: before you can have good tools, you need the orcs developed enough to use them.
mircea_popescu: imagine arming the mongol horde with ak-47s only to discover they use it as a club.
ben_vulpes: i suppose implicit is the importing of staff
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: mosin was a club quite often.
ben_vulpes: (st4ph)
mircea_popescu: yeah but mosin sucked.
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> [01:31] just like the 'best car' << "cultures that do not cherish the young mother perish", and we want this for la serenissima?
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> not everything is a category that ought to be replaced and live << very much this.
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BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: But the cat was saved because shelter it takes on day one of 10 day rotation was occupied on day 9 by a [canine/avian/reptilian] and trespasser was dispatched.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: only pointing out that i, for example, would rather eat nagant than raise offspring
mircea_popescu: there's really no further point for most of ba's population. alf likes the women, some light industry (cooks, etc) are salavageable,
mircea_popescu: but by and large these derps are about as needed as any black african from africa.
mircea_popescu: the sooner they go the way of malaria, the better.
ben_vulpes: kind of my point
ascii_lander: come now, who is to be the worker bee in the hive ?
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> like nuke deterrent. << no, he has a point. the footage is valuable.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> the sooner they go the way of malaria, the better. << falcipram?
ascii_lander really does like them
ben_vulpes: so go out and talk to them!
mircea_popescu: but by and large im with williamdunne on this : if what it takes to force the usg into abject surrender is turning suburbia into iraq, fucking turn suburbia into iraq.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: too high tech for my illiterate mind
ben_vulpes: fistful of tacks, i know
ascii_lander: ^
ben_vulpes: all tech though is learnable
ben_vulpes: you're just lazy and i think possibly scared
mircea_popescu: that simple policy : no groups allowed on this property. enforced with guns.
mircea_popescu: let them try and get around it. as the costs baloon they will give up.
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: The men bursting through doors are men like any other, if they think they will be met with a chestful of lead they are going to want a little more compensation for doing their job..
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: i understand, the actual nuke-carriers chased me off the floor tonight.
ben_vulpes: but someday(!) i'll have their ears 'pon me necklace
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: 'lazy' is not quite the word. imagine you grew up without ever interacting with cars in any way other than jumping out from under the wheels of a speeding semi every other day.
BingoBoingo: Who wouldn't want to give process servers a bit of disincentive, right recon_eric ?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes there's a subtle difference re "young mothers". serenissima is an elective thing. you don't get born into it, quite specifically.
ben_vulpes: no clearly, but the young can be set upon the road much more early can they not?
ascii_lander: williamdunne: … if they think they will be met with a chestful of lead they are going to want a little more compensation for doing their job.. << this is part of the process of how we got the 'no-knock warrant.' the next step is, of course, the 'shoot-first' warrant.
ascii_lander: we will get there.
BingoBoingo: <ben_vulpes> all tech though is learnable << Not to all people. The engineering students who failed at video conferencing as the other part of my pharmacy school TA pairing.
BingoBoingo: Maybe the beatings were too few?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i have no idea. maybe. you think ?
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: 'twas directed at ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i do intend to run the assperiment
ascii_lander: assperiment ?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: But applies everywhere
mircea_popescu: how does it go ? "honey, you're sixteen now, time to go be a whore in hong kong" ?
ben_vulpes: i suspect the odds are something abhorrent like 1/10 in each event
williamdunne: ascii_lander: There cannot be infinite escalation, and I would bet on the police being on the losing end. Shoot first warrants would end up with the neighbours making potshots at the police
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander nothing wrong with the "no knock" warrant. the point of escalation is escalation.
mircea_popescu: fucking shoot them.
ascii_lander: williamdunne: pot shots at the police are not compatible with glass-house civilization.
mircea_popescu: obviously.
ben_vulpes: if whoring is what she's bound to do she'll go into it well knowledgeable of the various optimizations to be made
ascii_lander: folks who need daily deliveries of $everything - won't be shooting at anyone.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes how is this bound thing go ?
ben_vulpes: peonage?
ben_vulpes: you tell me, you actually do the binding
mircea_popescu: use numerous words rather than have me guess. uh...
mircea_popescu: wait, so basically your plan is "whatever, i'll feed her, maybe she meets some guy that trains her" ?
ben_vulpes: why though is going off to whore necessary?
mircea_popescu: for teh experience, i imagined.
BingoBoingo offers that coyote hindquarters grill out to between 2-3 times the size of roid'd up 'Murican chikken thighs
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: the essential thing to realize is that mircea_popescu-ine methods only work with mircea_popescu-ine tech leve
ascii_lander: l
ascii_lander: and that attempting them elsewhere may disappoint, like trying to create doped diamond semiconductor in edison's lab
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mircea_popescu: i certainly do not propose i am in possession of answers to the world's problems.
mircea_popescu: HOWEVER! I do have some pretty good questions.
ben_vulpes: one does not train daughters in the way one trains wives and girlfriends.
mircea_popescu: so then what's an assperiment ?
ben_vulpes: while there are parallels, they as all must pick their masters.
ben_vulpes: a derpy pun!
ben_vulpes: #bitcoin-assets
mircea_popescu: anyway, the "i'll feed her and we'll see" plan is not really all that bad.
BingoBoingo: How much malbec is ben_vulpes's score tonight?
ascii_lander knows of no other algos that make any sense for this
ben_vulpes shrugs
ben_vulpes: worked for me
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: do you want to count the whole day's titration?
ascii_lander actually had nothing alcoholic today
ben_vulpes: anyways, at no point did my BAC approach anything interesting.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes anyway, the problem of women, by and large, is that they're naturally afraid and most environments encourage this and bring them up cowardly.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Total + hours is how I usually self-assess
ascii_lander was keeping brain working in reserve for… something.
mircea_popescu: a whore's just that : a symbol for "fearless woman".
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: shouldn't it be total/hours?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Nah, + because alliteration with party
ben_vulpes: #bitcoin-parenting
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> they love exposure. can terrorize 1000 people instead of 1 << this is false, ftr.
BingoBoingo: The / is a differnet metric ben_vulpes
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: how's that
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "fearless" is what i seek to instill.
BingoBoingo: The / is how drunk you are, The + is cumulative party value
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:49] !up SquirtPrincess << she's probably going to get more out of this than that indianchocolate
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: aha
ascii_lander realizes that he still has a full bag of hundies
ben_vulpes: well call it 1.25 liters and 8 hours
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander do you suppose the german concentration camps "terrorized" anyone ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: nope because wasn't build for it
BingoBoingo: Now there are derived metrics ben_vulpes that can be used to score time, value, and Xtreme of party ben_vulpes
ascii_lander: it wasn't a public impalement in the proper eurasian tradition
ascii_lander: *built
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander but they were put on the youtube of that time
ascii_lander: umm wat no.
mircea_popescu: who in the reich went "great, now terrorizes 1000 instead of 1"
ascii_lander: no they weren't
mircea_popescu: how do you then know of them ?
ascii_lander: come on, 'nacht und nebel' etc
mircea_popescu: no, after.
ascii_lander: we know from the post-war derpage
mircea_popescu: exactly.
mircea_popescu: this is what this is : the usg has been defeated.
mircea_popescu: now we are doing the post-war derpage.
ascii_lander: for a dead horse, it still gallops rather well.
mircea_popescu: the reich did too.
ascii_lander: or is the algo 1) get killed messily by usg 2) while camera rolls 3) ??? 4) profit
ascii_lander: i think i can probably manage 1 and 2
mircea_popescu: actually, if it hadn't had all its industry destroyed and a desperate want of money, it'd have continued practically unabated.
ascii_lander: but someone else will need to do 3 and 4
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mircea_popescu: the usg has similarly had all its industry destroyed and is entirely out of money.
ascii_lander: it isn't out of slaves yet
mircea_popescu: neither was the reich, in 1949
mircea_popescu: heck, the even built a wall!
ascii_lander: the one genuinely convertible wealth
ascii_lander: that wall would still be standing if there weren't a 'pepsi' competing reich to poke at it
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> this is what this is : the usg has been defeated. << Last I checked Will Smith was still president
mircea_popescu: but as to the subject of "slaves" : turns out the dea agents exist to go to parties in columbia and steal the stashes of bitcoin the usms was "auctioning"
mircea_popescu: ya know ? doesn't sound like much slaves to me.
mircea_popescu: more like odoacer slavery.
ascii_lander: the folks with the keys are the actual rulers, 'news at eleven'
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> i think i can probably manage 1 and 2 << this though is the point
ben_vulpes: if one and two are to happen to one, at least ensure three and four
ascii_lander: 3 is ??? though.
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet << yeah, tell that to poor derpopo.
ben_vulpes: three only included for symmetry
BingoBoingo: !up recon_eric What's your liquid like? Homeowner? I'm kinda a savant when it comes to pointing at mexicans.
BingoBoingo: !up OldBenjamin
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> BingoBoingo: and last year let a cat starve << that cat wouldn't eat.
ben_vulpes: wait i thought she was on payroll
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Coyote also doesn't taste bad
ben_vulpes: may i inquire as to the terms of that contract?
ben_vulpes: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: danke ben_vulpes
ben_vulpes: bitte ascii_lander
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: She was on payroll and left reservation to maintain lifesupport on ventures that ought to dry
ascii_lander: wouldn't eat?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes http://33.media.tumblr.com/a423a5c63dcb18f25e02418a90ceaddd/tumblr_ncmjn3Ymmz1tmc6gao8_r1_400.gif apparent winning doth not last.
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ben_vulpes: (ascii_lander: is that an actual tab?!)
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: stray tab
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes: only pointing out that i, for example, would rather eat nagant than raise offspring << suppose pet lets you in on her secret : she's pregnant. what now ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: suppose lets in on secret that she was usg mole all along also.
ascii_lander: suppose xxxxx.
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ascii_lander: 'and what if the truck had been carrying ammo?' (™) ® © my father
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes she got a small advance to do some bits of work, turned out she needed more to live off, but it wasn't really enough, she decided that the process which found her the place to stay in the first place couldn't possibly work to keep her in it, and wandered off to meatspace.
mircea_popescu: whatever, people get to live their own lives.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander so you won't entertain this theoretical ?
ascii_lander: i will entertain anything
mircea_popescu: ok, so what if ?
ascii_lander: but this is in the realm of 'wat if your mother were aggripina and plotting against you'
mircea_popescu: women can get pregnant, no ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: aha but we don't live in ar.
mircea_popescu: how do you mean ?
ascii_lander: we live where folks abort every morning before breakfast six times.
mircea_popescu: so if woman were pregnant you'd want her to abort, because lyf sucks ?
ascii_lander is as certain that woman is in full agreement re: this issue as that she isn't a usg succubus
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell josh_garza There should be enough information in the past 24 hours in the logs to determine which person with my slave name I am, please pursue legal action over http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/29/what-the-fuck-is-a-hashlet/ please unbored me with civil suit. Would love the chance to become a priority creditor with claims upon your whatever.
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gribble: The operation succeeded.
ascii_lander: which is to say, if wrong about this, it makes sense to eat nagant
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander and so if she didn't want to you'd break up ?
ascii_lander: aha
mircea_popescu: and if you did break up, and she had no money,
mircea_popescu: you'd let her starve ?
ascii_lander: (does nagant count as breaking up?)
ascii_lander: aha
trinque: lol
mircea_popescu: seems a bit much.
trinque: feeding a kid and handing him books doesn't seem so bad
BingoBoingo: ^methotrexate oatmeal
ascii_lander: trinque: i need a usa kid slightly less than i need an extra hole in skull
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mircea_popescu: what if she wanted to move to odessa to have it ?
ascii_lander: circa 1980 ?
ascii_lander: sure.
mircea_popescu: well then i guess tashkent
mircea_popescu: should be just about 1980 there.
ascii_lander: l0lno.
ascii_lander: it's somewhere south of 1989 here
ascii_lander: in ba
mircea_popescu: ok, so she wanted to move to santa fe
ascii_lander: waiwat
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mircea_popescu: Santa Fe de la Vera Cruz, it's a city.
ascii_lander: we are nearing exhaustion of supply of unobtainium here
ascii_lander: for this gedankenexperiment
ascii_lander: at some point it has to touch earth
ascii_lander: or crashes
trinque: ascii_lander | trinque: i need a usa kid slightly less than i need an extra hole in skull << up to you if that's what he becomes
mircea_popescu: so a woman that gets pregnant and wants to move to argentina to raise her kid could not exist ?
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, virginal tits! http://40.media.tumblr.com/c4cb4fda06777a6f9867db07077980ea/tumblr_ne7qx7JNVI1tvmbtao1_1280.jpg
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ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: high-tech yes!
mircea_popescu: (i think alf may recognize that window gauze)
ascii_lander: wai wut
mircea_popescu: very 1980s eastern yurp a thing
mircea_popescu: you didn't have it ?
ascii_lander: ah in that sense yes
mircea_popescu: yes in that sense lol.
ascii_lander: it didn't even strike me as remarkable
ascii_lander: i actually have it in my sorry hovel in usa
mircea_popescu: i never saw it anywhere else.
ascii_lander: recreated from ancestral instinct lol
mircea_popescu: lol
ascii_lander assumed that mircea_popescu recognized it from my cam feedz or the like
mircea_popescu: "In cooperation with CoinStand, I will be launching a new version of Paybase. For now I call it Paybase2.
mircea_popescu: We are not ready to talk about what it will do yet. I will only say that when we launched Paybase we did it backwards. We build the software but did not have the financial relationships in place to support our goals (finished and tested deals with card networks, FIAT to crypto licenses, banks fully committed to supporting us, etc)."
mircea_popescu: ahaha fucktard.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: to round off the offspring thread: remember the case of the sea anemone ?
mircea_popescu: wasn't he derping about how the coin can't go under, financial relationships, etc ?
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander mno ?
ascii_lander: 'The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain anymore, so it eats it! It's rather like getting tenure.'
ascii_lander: or mircea_popescu's essay about his father
mircea_popescu: ah yes
ascii_lander: so this.
ascii_lander will die with his brain still in
mircea_popescu: you know, it's not written in the fucking repository of thermodynamic laws you have to raise your children like the retarded americans.
mircea_popescu: how about, the women raise them, in the gyneceum, and you just sit ?
BingoBoingo will only go so far as to say I will probably die
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: gyneceum - aha would sign up for that.
ascii_lander: right now.
ascii_lander: where's the fucking dotted line to sign, l0l
ascii_lander: but that isn't on the dial, aha
mircea_popescu: i dunno, just looking around.
ascii_lander: on the dial - derpistan.
ascii_lander: 'greatest country in the wurld
mircea_popescu: why not, your gf's jealous ?
ascii_lander: ' (TM)
mircea_popescu: !up jayk
ascii_lander: ah no. just that yours truly is a bound peon of derpistan
mircea_popescu: so ?
mircea_popescu: im pretty sure you can have people living together in the us
ascii_lander: 'filtration system a marvel to behold! it removes eighty percent of huuuuman sooolid waaaaste..!'
mircea_popescu: maybe not in wisconsin, but generally.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: recall the 'fool's gasout' thread ?
mircea_popescu: 800 lines in 3 hours, myeah ok, clearly y'all are a buncha addicts.
mircea_popescu: and no
ascii_lander: to entirely insulate from derpization, need lethal enforcement of separation from derpistani rules
ascii_lander: as in, full martian dome
mircea_popescu: ...
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander is probably regretting seriously his not expatirating his keys with self.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: actually i did
mircea_popescu: is the contention here that you'd get fired it word got out that you and three women are raising two children or something ?
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: fat lotta good
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: And why aren't you pricing empenada carts yet?
ascii_lander: !s free range children
assbot: 0 results for 'free range children' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=free+range+children
ascii_lander: !s freerange
assbot: 1 results for 'freerange' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=freerange
ascii_lander: damnit we had this thread
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander but if the women raise them what do you care ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: if they get usderpized what do i need them for again ?
mircea_popescu: interesting.
ascii_lander: i would like the ability to shoot them, for example, at any age ☟︎
mircea_popescu: what if it comes with their ability to shoot you ?
ascii_lander: if they are a waste of oxygen
ascii_lander: ability to shoot me is a given already
ascii_lander: happens often enough as it is where i live
mircea_popescu: aha
ascii_lander: but to get back the unobtainium - aha, gynacaeum, sure
ascii_lander: signmeup.
ascii_lander: let's the dirigible too
mircea_popescu: that'd be one hell of a murder trial. "why did you kill your own children!!11" "they... weren't all that impressive"
ascii_lander: !s dumplings
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ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-02-2014#509010 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 16-02-2014 22:04:18; asciilifeform: they pass an old man who says, 'don't drown this fellow. i'll feed him dumplings, he won't have to do any work but to dip them'
ascii_lander: ^ it
mircea_popescu: but alf, what if they happen to excel at something you just don't happen to recognize as a thing ?
ascii_lander: then i suck and hopefully they poison me 1st
mircea_popescu: and then later you figure out you murdered turing for being gay and are all regretful and gotta poke out your eyes ?
ascii_lander: for the sake of phyooture(tm)
ascii_lander: then clearly.
mircea_popescu: this should be a play, if we got any playwrights in the audience :D
ascii_lander: but at any rate, we can play the unobtainium game, great phun. yes, if had starship, would travel to proxima centauri, would xxxxx, yyyy.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: You are too valuable to been poisoned by cunt snot like that. Go for adoption and multi-continent ascii proliferation
mircea_popescu: ;;google sweet dreams are made of this
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ascii_lander: none of it seems the least bit applicable to my actual meatengineering constraints
mircea_popescu: i dunno dood. even ncos manage to get azn chicks pregnant.
ascii_lander: ncos are three 'ph.d.'s ahead of
ascii_lander .
trinque: to be fair, the east coast is pretty dystopian
mircea_popescu: you looked at pay grades ?
trinque: I dunno that I'd want to raise a kid there
ascii_lander: the only formula i'd sign up for is mircea_popescu's gynacaeum
BingoBoingo: Middle west isn't so bad other than Ohio and Kansas
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander maybe mine doesn't fit ?
ascii_lander: l0l
mircea_popescu: guy walks into tailor's, "gimme a suit just like that guy's!"
ascii_lander: obviously every man - own emacs config!
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu would not use my emacs
ascii_lander: or vice-versa.
ascii_lander: not without some serious work under magnifying glass, at least.
ascii_lander does see emacs as most intimate item, more than eyeglasses
ascii_lander: there probably liveth somebody who could see pretty well with mine on
mircea_popescu: eyeglasses aren't that intimate yo.
ascii_lander: but my emacs? fuhgettaboutit
mircea_popescu: try anal hooks.
ascii_lander: precisely
ascii_lander: but yes, mircea_popescu can feel victorious, l0l, he satisfied the system of simultanous equations which point to a solution, far from physical space, where i'd want offsprint.
ascii_lander: *offspring
BingoBoingo: So, even reddit has one bright corner https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/32ze1v/working_in_a_food_bank_i_am_a_useless_piece_of/
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mircea_popescu: ascii_lander hey, nothing wrong with a little exploration.
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: danke BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo thought dank was yesterday, but accepts
ascii_lander getting emacs withdrawal pinky-twitch
BingoBoingo: * ascii_lander getting emacs withdrawal pinky-twitch << Girl sounds like solid solution to this problem
ascii_lander: solution to just about everything
ascii_lander eyes attison detector
ben_vulpes: it twitched, you didn't notice
BingoBoingo: It's slammed to the right, too late
ben_vulpes: more likely, suborned from get-go right?
ascii_lander: 'arrow hasn't moved, how could it' (™) (r)
BingoBoingo: Lizards are over, all hail our Avian overlords
ben_vulpes: aves uber alles
ascii_lander: 'He does, but as he's walking out the door, he yells his parting words loudly enough for half the food bank to hear, "YOU NOTHIN BUT A SEXY PIECE OF ASS. USELESS FOR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST A USELESS, SEXY PIECE OF ASS."'
BingoBoingo: lol
ascii_lander: 'you nothing but a fast cpu, useless for anything else' he said to the pentium
ascii_lander: pentium: '....'
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: How close is your ghetto to Baltimore?
ascii_lander: close enough
ascii_lander: i wander in there on occasion
ascii_lander: see the fishes.
BingoBoingo: Because Baltimore is having its own "Ferguson" moment that started in your absence
ascii_lander: (for free-world folks: that's where they keep the mega-aquarium)
BingoBoingo: Tread lightly, tan, and work on that Rioplantentanese.
ascii_lander hasn't been there in a good long while.
BingoBoingo: Your region jsut recently had a ferguson. Pick up a jerzy of a darker baseball player and wear it when transiting dark places. Embrace the foreigner card.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: i don't do much movement on foot there, at any rate
BingoBoingo: Still, if like Fergonson pedestrians will try to jump on motor carriages.
ascii_lander isn't to be found often in urban zones at all, in usa
BingoBoingo: You'd be surprised how far out of the Urban core a 'Ferguson' affects a certain subspecies of Homo Spaniens.
ascii_lander: eventually - all of it
ascii_lander: axe-time, sword-time.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Baltimore incident was spinal injury in City holding cell. I'd recommend pricing empenada stands in #b-a
ascii_lander: i'm pricing garbage sorter stand
ascii_lander: (apparently this is a mega-business here, like in ussr)
ben_vulpes: lol ascii_lander they don't have stands
BingoBoingo: I am totally unaware.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: they have… turf
BingoBoingo: just... Ferguson style protestors when they can't hang the cops become a regional blight.
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ascii_lander: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=honKKT4azhQ << for phans of ' axe-time sword-time '
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ascii_lander: as mentioned to hanbot in the sushi place
BingoBoingo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF-yvoF5rEc
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BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: I dunno how organized you local fauna, but you mentioned bicycling places. I am clearly exurbanly located and... Close encounters with wild like happen
BingoBoingo: *wild life
BingoBoingo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36wFh06pd0w
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ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: mostly in the past
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Check your local news. It looks like your croppers are full Ferguson mode.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: they were in d.c. proper, during ferguson proper
ascii_lander: it was an interesting sight
ascii_lander: all the cops in the city standing around, in boredom, collecting overtime pay
ascii_lander: waiting for the wildfire that never came
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: But now they have a local injury. Does your foot get red when your thigh has an abcese?
ascii_lander: incidentally d.c. proper is an educational museum of how orc riots are quite precisely centrally organized and decreed
BingoBoingo: Of course.
ascii_lander: various streets can be distinguished as 'permissible for orc burn' or not, to the naked eye
BingoBoingo: Unfortunately US-50 connects StL and DC
ascii_lander: ones not 'permissible' - are, to date, impregnable
ascii_lander: wake me up when they overrun the armory.
BingoBoingo: The StL varietal has a history of burning buildings to sell bricks to Atlanta and Florida subdivisions
ascii_lander: until then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure)
BingoBoingo: ANd of course there is US-50
BingoBoingo: <ascii_lander> until then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure) << I only worry because I've pointed local orcs to qntra posts
ascii_lander wonders if even in mircea_popescu
ascii_lander: 's formula,
ascii_lander: offspring are still a liability, because one might conceivably grow attached to them
ascii_lander: and then hostages
ascii_lander: consider why there was successful uprising at treblinka
ascii_lander: but scarcely anywhere else among the camps
ascii_lander: (because, elementarily, was full of unattached young men. who understood their proper natural function, that of kamikaze)
BingoBoingo: The brewing Chicom problem
BingoBoingo hopes ascii_lander lives long enough to see burned out ruins on the U Maryland campus nearly as glamorous as I saw at MIssou
BingoBoingo: *Mizzou
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: umd actually has some (lame) ruins
ascii_lander: from old fires
ascii_lander: properly speaking, most of it is a ruin as it is. simply, an inhabited one.
BingoBoingo: Mizzou only needed one big fire to get big ruins that are still the campus centerpiece
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mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> incidentally d.c. proper is an educational museum << same bs in ba
ascii_lander: who burned ba ?
ascii_lander: 'respekt the wurkerz' ?
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander attached, sure. doesn't prevent one making more. there's a line between attachment and mania.
ascii_lander: making more << again with atomic dirigible
ascii_lander: yes, with it - turn on 7Hz blaster, cities fall
ascii_lander: can make 'more' of anything
ascii_lander: without it - dig in mud, with other ants
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> 'respekt the wurkerz' ? << basically.
ascii_lander notes for folks who missed the 'fool's gasout' thread that: atomic dirigible isn't 'money'
ascii_lander: it's this thing that mircea_popescu flies around on
ascii_lander: mighty spiffy
mircea_popescu: pregnant virgin angel wings ?
ascii_lander: aha.
ascii_lander: morphs into these when parking's tight
ascii_lander: at other times, normal zeppelin
ascii_lander: but atomic.
mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/32ze1v/working_in_a_food_bank_i_am_a_useless_piece_of/ << myeah, if average donor had an idea what the beneficiaries are like, they'd donate warm lead.
assbot: Working in a food bank: I am a "useless piece of sexy ass" : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1GhDBFN )
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: as it is, the warm lead (and jizzm) is donated by the beneficiaries, not vice-versa
mircea_popescu: backwards world.
ascii_lander: as with any thermodynamic atrocity, this one is maintained at tremendous expense.
mircea_popescu: "And on through eeeeeevery item. "I'm just gunna take two milks." "No, you aren't, unless that second milk is worth being thrown out of this food bank." And on. And on. Really, people end up with several bags of food anyway. Provided they take the "wimmin food" like fruit and peanut butter."
mircea_popescu: it's basically, the same children that needed to be beaten 50 years ago,
mircea_popescu: still begging for that one beating that'd have sorted them out.
mircea_popescu: 50 years later.
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ascii_lander: aha
ascii_lander: but,
ascii_lander: 'hunchback is straightened by his grave'
ascii_lander saw some truly kick-ass graves today
ascii_lander: spiffier than any flat i've ever lived in
mircea_popescu: lol
ascii_lander: some probably more sq. m. than my current pad
ascii_lander: if you add up the levels
ascii_lander: (one appeared to go 4 stories down, and then to water)
mircea_popescu: "I'll post this in my next story, but a line said by a lady I very much admire that has stuck with me: "Those who are the least likeable are also the most in need of your help."
mircea_popescu: Sometimes I give an extra item to people I especially dislike, or go out of my way to compliment them. Many people, given a chance, will be friendly, even if they're often quick to anger/lash out otherwise."
mircea_popescu: imbeciles.
ascii_lander: wtf
BingoBoingo worries ascii_lander is unprepared for changes in local climate
mircea_popescu: hunting the image. "were friendly". as if the appearance of friendliness is worth two shits.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: as prepared as the next schmuck
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: wonder what said organism would answer if told that 'friendly' means 'open to spreading legs'
ascii_lander: all of a sudden - not so friendly
ascii_lander: easy to throw bone that costs nothing
ascii_lander: now throw own hip bone
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: If you can find historical "sundown town" of similar inconvenience to yourself may be worth investment to move rent beams
ascii_lander: as in mircea_popescu's rhyme
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander as the tango dancer put it, "the man pushes so the woman knows to spread her legs and let him get in"
ascii_lander: l0l
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: funnily enough, i live in a sector of suburb full of south amer. in particular, argentinians...
ascii_lander: (as far as can tell)
ascii_lander: mainly artisans (mechanics, builders, plumbers, etc)
BingoBoingo: Oh, dunno if those would past muster last century
ascii_lander isn't in their wot, expects to be killed for supplies
ascii_lander will disappoint the cannibals. hasn't much of any use to anyone
BingoBoingo offers screening towns by when they got rid of breaking wheel in town square
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: historical… inconvenience… << if could move, would move here. as it is, gluetrap.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: but to put things in perspective: you and i won't be moving to the b-a mircea_popescu, hanbot, mthreat et al live in
ascii_lander: but to the one the stray cats in the cemetary live in
mircea_popescu: wait, meta-bsas ? already ?
ascii_lander: they are, one might correctly presume, somewhat different places.
ascii_lander: in one, for instance, folks sleep ad libitum.
ascii_lander: now, the cat-b-a is still lightyears ahead of, e.g., wash., d.c.
ascii_lander: but important to keep a handle on the picture.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: I'll probably move to boring Expat B-A, after financial center of plain 3rd world country. Does not alleviate your need to get a Nyjer Morgan Washington Nationals Jersey for driving cross town.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes this especially is written for you ^ compadre.
ascii_lander: incidentally, the cemetery cats are of the highest quality.
ascii_lander: top pet.
ascii_lander: moiety valhalla.
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BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
BingoBoingo was "Go, Go, Fergusson"
BingoBoingo: Now understands the horror
ascii_lander: horror or 'go go' depends on which side of the guernica you're sitting on
ascii_lander: as always.
BingoBoingo: Some battles, literally color coded.... Zulu vs. Boer
ascii_lander: welcome to yugousaia
ascii_lander: (as if it were new)
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BingoBoingo: lol
BingoBoingo: !up badon
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo et al: http://www.sfgate.com/travel/article/Buenos-Aires-crypts-full-of-unusual-sights-tales-2370223.php
assbot: Buenos Aires crypts full of unusual sights, tales - SFGate ... ( http://bit.ly/1bsWdWn )
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BingoBoingo: !up psztorc
BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/33flsl/the_day_i_realized_i_officially_cant_stand_nilla/
assbot: The Day I Realized I Officially Can’t Stand Nilla Wafer : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1bsZepN )
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: wut
ascii_lander: this even exists.
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BingoBoingo: seriously /r/fatpeoplestories is the only readable /r/
ascii_lander: readable?!
BingoBoingo: compared to /r/bitcoin
BingoBoingo: Content is basically the same
BingoBoingo: Illustrations are much more vivid in /r/fatpeoplestories though
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BingoBoingo bed time
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> morphs into these when parking's tight << i imagine a special flat where he relaxes into his final chthonian form
ben_vulpes: likely next to evita - subterranean access from nearby barrio
ben_vulpes: because? why not
ben_vulpes: "we must because we can"
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/32ze1v/working_in_a_food_bank_i_am_a_useless_piece_of/ << myeah, if average donor had an idea what the beneficiaries are like, they'd donate warm lead. << folks frequently exhort me to "donate time at redacted house", to see what life is like for these people.
assbot: Working in a food bank: I am a "useless piece of sexy ass" : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1bt5qxZ )
mircea_popescu: who the fuck cares what "life is like" ?
ben_vulpes: little do they know that the episcopalians dragged me through this particular gutter as a youth and cemented my opinions of the subhumans.
ben_vulpes: i suppose it is supposed to inspire pity?
mircea_popescu: ...
ben_vulpes: "you've never worked a service industry job, have you?"
ben_vulpes: "you've never lived on $10/hr, have you?"
mircea_popescu: "this person sucks because of his sucky environment" "yes, that is exactly what i was saying : that this person is an empty vessel. he contributes nothing from inside."
ben_vulpes: both of which - yes.
mircea_popescu: logic.
mircea_popescu: !up aabtc
mircea_popescu: i've done neither. i've also not laid eggs, nor have i been a steel girder to "see what it's like" for rebar.
ben_vulpes: almost died of co poisoning one time cutting radiant heat lines into concrete in a basement.
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ben_vulpes: swore shortly thereafter to claw my way out of potentially lethal and unremunerative work.
ben_vulpes: am rather pleased with my progress.
ben_vulpes: * ascii_lander saw some truly kick-ass graves today << i have such a greater appreciation for mod6, ascii_*, mircea_popescu, mike_c, davout, hanbot in-chan utterances now
ben_vulpes: !up psztorc
ben_vulpes: we have orcs now?
ben_vulpes: explicit orcs i suppose
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes whyssat ?
ben_vulpes: pszt/orc/
ben_vulpes: or the flavor of utterances?
ben_vulpes: (mthreat too, i should add)
mircea_popescu: the flavour
mircea_popescu: i can tokenize strings too you know!
ben_vulpes: an example'd be the "kick-ass" utterance.
ben_vulpes: ascii_* has a /way/ of saying it that must be seen for the grokking
ben_vulpes: idem with your impatient hand-fluttering at my nitwitisms
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: well, im off! laters artists & artisans
ben_vulpes: and the cadence of speech you employ when forced to beat sense into such as me
ben_vulpes: da da, da da, da da, da da!
ben_vulpes: bon chance, mircea_popescu
psztorc: that's my polish last name Sztorc
ben_vulpes: psztorc: fitting
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes this especially is written for you ^ compadre. << d'you know how far forward i look to the ancient stone warehouse of garbage that must be cleared by hand?!
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ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/2oujsf/the_saga_of_the_great_white_land_whale_part_1/ << what have you done ☟︎
assbot: The Saga of The Great White Land Whale - Part 1 : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1FdfmXE )
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ben_vulpes: cazalla: oh man you gotta read this series
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ben_vulpes: GTS managed to get a grip on the box, which sent JLW into a Fat-Fury™ frenzy of incoherant screaming and flailing limbs. One of which smacked GTS right in the face, causing her to spill the remaining slices all over the ground. Her fist clenched as her arm drew back and I knew nothing would stop her from punching JLW right in the face. Except JLW was already on the ground, desperately trying to
ben_vulpes: scoop up bits of dough and toppings and
ben_vulpes: stuff them into her mouth. The anger drained out of GTS, to be replaced by disbelief and disgust, as she stood there watching JLW eat floor pizza.
ben_vulpes: floor pizza!
ben_vulpes: dude this is 100x better than the gaw shit
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cazalla: ben_vulpes, why would i wanna read stories about fat shaming plus anyway, nothing tops http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/a5/7c/a57c21_4510731.jpg ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1IGmmeJ )
cazalla: looks like beauregard got in contact, time to update that post
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ben_vulpes: ;;later tell cazalla there are worse ways to spend a few hours and also better but few with comprable lulzdensity
gribble: The operation succeeded.
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell ascii_lander don't wait up for me tomorrow ☟︎
gribble: The operation succeeded.
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davout: !r ben_vulpes 3 met IRL, malbec-immune
davout: !rate ben_vulpes 3 met IRL, malbec-immune
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assbot: Successfully added a rating of 3 for ben_vulpes with note: met IRL, malbec-immune
davout: !rate mod6 met IRL
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davout: !rate 3 mod6 met IRL
assbot: 3 is not registered in WoT.
davout: !rate mod6 3 met IRL
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davout: !v assbot:davout.rate.mod6.3:cf77b2e068a59b777dfb7853810e7f4f206a1dea39b049984c4f6827054b3b13
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 3 for mod6 with note: met IRL
davout: kakobrekla: out of curiosity, how are the OTP hashes computed?
davout: !rate mthreat 2 met IRL
assbot: Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/3172af9ef21c82b0
davout: !v assbot:davout.rate.mthreat.2:92c90f3070c48c815840fbc6676f032e8d2cf0a86efffc9825b23411541c2b0e
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 2 for mthreat with note: met IRL
davout: !rate chetty 2 met IRL
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davout: !v assbot:davout.rate.chetty.2:8d8afec373d02ac71e1fb8ae1ea6fa5b86f14f50cf2f8964b8a82cf929f9729e
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 2 for chetty with note: met IRL
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cazalla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKCRHhmHvjg ☟︎
assbot: Mes Aïeux - Dégénération (English Subtitles) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1aRrctV )
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mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107087 << he lives in a sheltered bubble, never heard any of this before. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 07:21:15; cazalla: ben_vulpes, why would i wanna read stories about fat shaming plus anyway, nothing tops http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/a5/7c/a57c21_4510731.jpg
cazalla: i guess reddit generation think such stories are new, having never heard of grouphug.us etc
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mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107127 << pretty decent that ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 10:15:15; cazalla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKCRHhmHvjg
cazalla: yeah, i like it
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107076 << the one thing that seems remarkable to me about the otherwise illiterate prose typical of rettardit is, just how desocialised these people are. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 06:36:01; ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/2oujsf/the_saga_of_the_great_white_land_whale_part_1/ << what have you done
mircea_popescu: so, a guy and his best friend. ok, this happens. they're friends for the usual stupid reasons : lived nearby, and never contradicted each other.
mircea_popescu: only fucktarded teens think this way, but then again i guess that's what they are.
mircea_popescu: then one's family is a military man and his pliable wife. but no, not for shithead. "B&P (Booze&Pills) : Ahabs good for almost nothing, rehab bound mother. Major Asshole : Ahabs equally absent and physically abusive military father."
mircea_popescu: you know, if THAT woman had an equally uncharitable view of the speaker, he'd probably read "good for almost nothing but shitting diapers idiot"
mircea_popescu: now why exactly would someone decide that their home life is miserable ? oh, because that's how fucktarded adolescents think. okay.
mircea_popescu: viva la reddit, but at least learn teh fucking rhetorics, rather than deluge the interwebs in chicken scribblings.
mircea_popescu: but the kicker : the other family is a successful man and his ambitious wife. THIS IS ALSO NOT GOOD.
mircea_popescu: what the fuck would it take for these idiots to think their parents ~their superiors~ ?
mircea_popescu: cuz i suspect this is the deep reason asciilifeform doesn't want offspring. i tell you if the 19 yo snot that imagines he's better than me (like you know, every single fuctkared 19 yo snot "being famous in the bitcoin community" etc that we see here periodically bubble up his idiocy and then six months later fail abjectly and disappear) actually grew up in my house, i'd shoot it to death with blunt toothpicks.
mircea_popescu: which i suppose makes me the perfect storm of a horribru father (as per reddit) : the cross between "absent and physically abusive military father." and "coke snorting, random hooker banging, land development dealing father."
mircea_popescu: fucking hell, they hold whoring against the man that does it but not in favour of the man that doesn't do it ? ball beatings already.
mircea_popescu: "a girl whose sense of worth was so over-inflated it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins." yeah, totally. this is probably the iconic reddit comment. what, buoyancy ? words are words and the world consists of pictures. blips are big, so this simile works!
davout: "it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins" <<< bwhahah
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mircea_popescu: pretty much all the derpternet is good for these days is this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000
jurov: lolk, but.. what would be better simile example to overinflated self-worth?
mircea_popescu: i dunno dood, lift the washington monument, realign jupiter, fill the mariane gap, cover the usg deficit
mircea_popescu: not like there's a shortage.
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jurov: i don't see how these are better (with exception of the usg deficit maybe)
mircea_popescu: because a zepellin has 0 apparent weight, so it lifts itself ?
jurov: i understood it as the overinflated self-worth replacing the hydrogen, not adding a lift :)
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mircea_popescu: " Unsurprisingly, this level of (motherly) indulgence and (fatherly) neglect had produced a girl whose sense of worth was so over-inflated it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins."
mircea_popescu: a fleet of zeppelins needs no further lift.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> pretty much all the derpternet is good for these days is this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000 << Aha, you've hit the funniest part. The self described peaks of physical fitness can observe the fat logic, but are nearly incapable of realizing most of them are entirely unsocialized. Lulz on both sides.
mircea_popescu: "hey, i'm just as stupid as him, but at least i'm not fat!"
mircea_popescu: "so what's your excuse then"
mircea_popescu: "what ?!?!?"
BingoBoingo probably should have waited until later in the year to start making juleps with yard mint.
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/04/theymos-complies-with-yet-another-subpoena/#comment-19355 << Morning lols
assbot: Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1DAmmIO )
mircea_popescu: i don't understand how beautyon wants this gpg forum thing to work ☟︎
mircea_popescu: how do you encrypt a posting today to the key of future readers ?
BingoBoingo: Seriously
BingoBoingo: Public information generally needs to go plaintext or clearsigned
davout: ^this
davout: for those who enjoyed the tango show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbioJazMnW8
assbot: Astor Piazzolla Libertango(piano and violoncello).flv - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1DAn2Oe )
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mats: http://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/futures-trader-charged-illegally-manipulating-stock-market-contributing-may-2010-market-flash
assbot: Futures Trader Charged with Illegally Manipulating Stock Market, Contributing to the May 2010 Market ‘Flash Crash’ | OPA | Department of Justice ... ( http://bit.ly/1DAo3pE )
mircea_popescu: lol they found the culprit huh
mircea_popescu: "I’m not going to make this about the so-called hacker who is responsible for the list, claiming he did it to prove a point about the safety of Fetlife’s members. Attention is what the douchebag wants and I refuse to give it to him. Now, did he breach Fetlife as he’s claimed? Of course not. That takes a skill he lacks."
mircea_popescu: dude why is it that every internet derp thinks his attention is important, valuable or desired ?
mircea_popescu: other than the obvious "well it's all he's got, it'd better be"
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mircea_popescu: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: good morning mircea_popescu!
mircea_popescu: hai!
ascii_lander preparing lander probe for earthfall
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107093 << i'll be wandering around town until 1900 or so (blast-off at 2215) ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 08:05:42; ben_vulpes: ;;later tell ascii_lander don't wait up for me tomorrow
ascii_lander: will check #b-a a few times b/w now and then
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: at any rate, will need your help to pass sack of pesos to mircea_popescu
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: if we don't run across each other today, i might have it sent to your room
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander ima go for a salmon sandwich say 1ish.
ascii_lander: aha!
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ascii_lander: same spot?
ascii_lander: or meet at $hotel
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14500 @ 0.00032647 = 4.7338 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: same spot.
ascii_lander: works
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107172 << as per mircea_popescu's old article where 'this rifle is so spiffy, i'ma go fishing with it' ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 12:09:29; mircea_popescu: i don't understand how beautyon wants this gpg forum thing to work
mircea_popescu: lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28700 @ 0.00033222 = 9.5347 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16858 @ 0.00032752 = 5.5213 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26700 @ 0.00031553 = 8.4247 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6042 @ 0.00031553 = 1.9064 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18800 @ 0.00032404 = 6.092 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: http://www.vitavonni.de/blog/201503/2015031201-the-sad-state-of-sysadmin-in-the-age-of-containers.html << lotsa yup
assbot: The sad state of sysadmin in the age of containers ... ( http://bit.ly/1HUSzAE )
ben_vulpes: davout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL5D84D432BD104069&v=TFdfdLCZjT8
assbot: Libertango - Astor Piazzolla - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1HUSIUI )
davout: ben_vulpes: ¡che boludo!
davout: gracias
davout: imma make my own version
ben_vulpes: eyy chetty, still game for ceviche?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42252 @ 0.00031273 = 13.2135 BTC [-] {2}
lobbes: !up ascii_lander
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14675 @ 0.00033705 = 4.9462 BTC [+] {2}
mats: http://vortessence.org
assbot: Vortessence ... ( http://bit.ly/1GiZDrG )
mod6: !up assbot
mod6: bah
mod6: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: mats: looka quite like the ubiquitous 'volatility'
ascii_lander: mebbe with spiffier gui
ascii_lander: (why need the gui, don't ask me...)
mats: is almost exactly volatility
mats: uses Django and bootstrap!
ben_vulpes: how did they get django into a memory forensics tool?
ben_vulpes: o.O
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13300 @ 0.00031887 = 4.241 BTC [-]
ascii_lander spews chunder
ascii_lander: 'Django, have you always been alone? Django! Django, have you never loved again?' (™) (R)
ascii_lander off for some lulz with mircea_popescu
ben_vulpes will join
davout: obligatory django https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpmOTGungnA
assbot: Minor Swing - Django Reinhardt & Stéphane Grappelli - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Piyd6w )
davout: from the time guitar heroes were actually guitar heroes
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mats: http://www.gsma.com/newsroom/wp-content/uploads/WWG-04-v1-0.pdf GSMA's guide on encrypted traffic
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1PiBkLI )
Pierre_Rochard: vessenes fundation burned to the ground: http://gavintech.blogspot.com/2015/04/joining-mit-media-lab-digital-currency.html
assbot: GavinTech: Joining the MIT Media Lab Digital Currency Initiative ... ( http://bit.ly/1PiDJWV )
Pierre_Rochard: Next on the chopping block: MIT
mats: http://www.zawya.com/mobile/default.cfm/actstory/sidZAWYA20150326055449
assbot: Jordan seeks further cooperation with Russia in nuclear field ... ( http://bit.ly/1PiDOK1 )
mod6: Pierre_Rochard: ah!
lobbes: <davout> from the time guitar heroes were actually guitar heroes << all you need these days is to know three chords and have a pretty face.
lobbes: Hell, it is like a sin to have a good guitar instrumental these days. And I could never get into 'metal'; too much speed, not enough soul
davout: lobbes: too many pedals
davout: funnily enough, "pédale" in french is a derogatory word for a man who likes to receive butseks
lobbes: aha
Pierre_Rochard: from their forums: “As of 4/15/15 total cash less current liabilities was ~$75K.”
davout: Pierre_Rochard: in a few months it'll be "current liabilities less total cash"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8017 @ 0.00032432 = 2.6001 BTC [+]
Pierre_Rochard: davout: perhaps bruce fenton will find a wealthy sheikh to revive this particular abomination. They have wasted their oil wealth in worse ways
Pierre_Rochard: > is MIT, a center of tech innovation
Pierre_Rochard: > is media lab, focused on intersection of tech, design, art etc
Pierre_Rochard: > presents “About” in a series of pdf documents http://www.media.mit.edu/about/about-the-lab
assbot: About the Lab | MIT Media Lab ... ( http://bit.ly/1PiGTKc )
Pierre_Rochard: can’t make this stuff up
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00032647 = 4.5706 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30000 @ 0.00033859 = 10.1577 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 750 @ 0.00451775 = 3.3883 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16950 @ 0.0003194 = 5.4138 BTC [-]
funkenstein_: from comments to gavintech announcement: "I'm very happy that you found a good place to land" <-- like he's a helpless orphan
funkenstein_: "that's great you found somebody to tell you what to do".. i think MP's comments are more respectful of gavin
mircea_popescu: <Pierre_Rochard> vessenes fundation burned to the ground: http://gavintech.blogspot.com/2015/04/joining-mit-media-lab-digital-currency.html << merely usg being forced to assume its minions.
assbot: GavinTech: Joining the MIT Media Lab Digital Currency Initiative ... ( http://bit.ly/1yT2R2K )
mircea_popescu: http://imgur.com/CQ5qgvu << marginally lulzy stuff
assbot: Oh Gawker Media. You so silly. - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1HVoelq )
jurov: http://insidebitcoins.com/news/not-so-decentralized-ripple-freezes-1m-in-user-funds/31862 "it's a feature!!!"
assbot: “Not-So-Decentralized” Ripple Freezes $1m in User Funds | Inside Bitcoins | Bitcoin news | Price | Bitcoin Conferences ... ( http://bit.ly/1HVoAIW )
mats: "MIT is no longer the hallowed Library of Alexandria that shared the Lisp Machine and SICP with the world. Today, its made up of showmen and fools like Gavin, who endeavor to destroy software they don't understand, on behalf of a handler. Your relevance fades, and in a decade your cohorts will disavow any knowledge of you. Enjoy your faux relevancy as long
mats: as it lasts."
mats: looks like someone has been reading the logs...
mircea_popescu: lmao
mircea_popescu: on both counts!
ben_vulpes: high grade lulzatronium
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: l0l as if it wasn't clear that gavin will not starve or be reduced to honest work
ascii_lander: he laughs 'all the way to the bank'
ascii_lander: moiety - starved, moat monster - never. ☟︎
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 985 @ 0.0020109 = 1.9807 BTC [+] {22}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7082 @ 0.00032697 = 2.3156 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19550 @ 0.00032797 = 6.4118 BTC [+] {2}
funkenstein_: anybody catch a look at the LMC from buenos aires?
funkenstein_: by the way while you were meeting there I caught two back to back Clinton shows
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20153 @ 0.00032509 = 6.5515 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10547 @ 0.00032509 = 3.4287 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: lmc ?
funkenstein_: magellanic cloud
funkenstein_: much better viewing without the light pollution of course but one takes what one can get
mircea_popescu: oic
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00032134 = 2.153 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10850 @ 0.0003194 = 3.4655 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23000 @ 0.00032134 = 7.3908 BTC [+]
mike_c: "I’m offering MIT as a neutral academic home for some of the conversations and the technical coordination"
mike_c: first best neutral home.
mircea_popescu: :D
mircea_popescu: anwyay, yeah, people were derping about hoiw forcing usg to assume its assets is "bad" and the foundation pretense was somehow "better"
mircea_popescu: it never stuck.
mircea_popescu: anyway, b-a vs mit is a lot better than b-a vs some scammer's fake "foundation". we're going up in the world.
mircea_popescu: (i dun imagine anyone seriously deluded themselves into the belief that mit's involvement is going to disuade anyone one ; i do imagine mit thought itself large enough to absorb the shock and not end up like mtgox as a result - which is just as silly, but not necessarily visible from boston)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21087 @ 0.00032541 = 6.8619 BTC [+] {3}
funkenstein_: <mircea_popescu> and then $ gpg --keyserver sks-keyservers.net --send-key <KEYID> and $ gpg --keyserver pgp.mit.edu --send-key <KEYID> where keyid you just copy from the line above. <-- what about those three letters showing up here?
mircea_popescu: which ?
funkenstein_: mit
mircea_popescu: well... http://trilema.com/2015/pgp-keyserver/
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1PjwEFm )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.00033874 = 4.9625 BTC [+]
funkenstein_: ok then, i am going to take a closer look
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.00033918 = 3.4596 BTC [+]
funkenstein_: i'll take notes
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21169 @ 0.00033918 = 7.1801 BTC [+]
funkenstein_: in other news today
funkenstein_: http://blog.kraken.com/post/116672768472/file-your-mtgox-creditor-claim-with-kraken-and
assbot: Kraken Bitcoin Exchange — File your MtGox Creditor Claim with Kraken and... ... ( http://bit.ly/1GjGRAo )
BingoBoingo: http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/uploads/2015/4/22/rtx19ups.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1PjyJkG )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6750 @ 0.00033918 = 2.2895 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43676 @ 0.00032792 = 14.3222 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 66524 @ 0.00031927 = 21.2391 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31400 @ 0.00031174 = 9.7886 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6850 @ 0.0003112 = 2.1317 BTC [-]
jurov: http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/apr/22/wi-fi-hack-ios-iphone-ipad-apple
assbot: Wi-Fi hack creates 'no iOS zone' that cripples iPhones and iPads | Technology | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1Del6dQ )
jurov: android can be battery drained by the same way, but at least i was able to turn wifi off
mircea_popescu: this bs where you can't turn wifi off...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26049 @ 0.0003112 = 8.1064 BTC [-]
lobbes: one more reason to never touch an iTurd
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33425 @ 0.00031276 = 10.454 BTC [+]
lobbes owns an android, but rarely downloads any apps. Usually leaves wi-fi 'off' unless absolutely necessary
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17850 @ 0.00033008 = 5.8919 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20450 @ 0.00033918 = 6.9362 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24400 @ 0.0003318 = 8.0959 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33936 @ 0.0003127 = 10.6118 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.0003185 = 4.666 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9800 @ 0.0003185 = 3.1213 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31195 @ 0.00030981 = 9.6645 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: "Nobody seems to know how to build Hadoop from scratch. It's an incredible mess of dependencies, version requirements and build tools."
mircea_popescu: maybe this is what asciilifeform has to do in hell. build all the shit. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: Back then, years ago, Linux distributions were trying to provide you with a safe operating system. With signed packages, built from a web of trust. Some even work on reproducible builds.
mircea_popescu: But then, everything got Windows-ized. "Apps" were the rage, which you download and run, without being concerned about security, or the ability to upgrade the application to the next version. Because "you only live once".
mircea_popescu: or, in the words of tiffany, "Who cares if the security let u do this it doesn't mean u should have done it"
mircea_popescu: women (and children) in tech.
mircea_popescu: in other news... privilege http://33.media.tumblr.com/b1e1634e7529aab4aceba8767fe8d157/tumblr_nmqjw95Chn1t0np38o1_500.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvyP4V )
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107291 << rip moiety ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 17:52:12; ascii_lander: moiety - starved, moat monster - never.
ben_vulpes: !up ascii_lander
mircea_popescu: it still seems overdramatic to me. chick just didn't wanna bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: also in the news : joggers live for 6 years longer than non joggers
mircea_popescu: over the course of their lives, joggers spend about 6 years jogging
davout: more from nice-lipsync land http://i.imgur.com/iH7Ti0a.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvzB1T )
lobbes: I'm five years late, but I just read these. I wish an alf-machine existed: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=284
assbot: Loper OS » Seven Laws of Sane Personal Computing ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvAhnP )
lobbes: I find #7 especially intriguing
ascii_lander: lobbes: perhaps -you- can build it
ascii_lander preparing for blast-off back to earth
lobbes: perhaps -you- can build it << K. I'll cya in 50 years
trinque in ignorance reminds that once computers were built in garages
ascii_lander: trinque: if not i, then next soldier.
mircea_popescu: lobbes this is what happened to say, artifexd
mircea_popescu: and as far as the retarded look goes, http://36.media.tumblr.com/ae9008632a0a1e630226461f386eeabc/tumblr_neoysg91fJ1s9yfq0o1_500.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvB34d )
mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/e38cdfdbea363b37c8f7619380d125e0/tumblr_nn4khahGu81qjb4auo1_500.jpg << lulz
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvBdc1 )
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107350 << must already be in hell ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 21:39:33; mircea_popescu: maybe this is what asciilifeform has to do in hell. build all the shit.
artifexd: Security is hard, m'kay...
mircea_popescu: artifexd no contest.
mircea_popescu: how goes anyways ?
artifexd: I'm reviewing golang's crypto code. I have about 5 commits left.
ben_vulpes: does it wrap openssl?
artifexd: I have also been fleshing out internal organization.
mircea_popescu: artifexd you making all this audit process public somewhere ?
artifexd: Bottom line, I expect to have something to share for testing in 4 weeks. ☟︎
artifexd: I have my own fork of the code that has signed commits.
artifexd: Did you mean something else?
artifexd: ben_vulpes: no it does not
mircea_popescu: artifexd im not sure. mostly poking at it.
artifexd: I would prefer not to use the word "audit" as that implies I am qualified to do so.
ben_vulpes: artifexd: well that sets it apart from all of the other crypto libs ascii_lander was going on about over coffee today
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00031348 = 3.3542 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: artifexd defaudit ?
artifexd: I have not been keeping up with logs.
artifexd: I'm comfortable calling it a review. Not just of what it is but what it was and how it got to where it is.
mircea_popescu: aite.
mircea_popescu: apparently, paris hilton's dog died.
mircea_popescu: i'm putting that in here since we're doing all sorts of trivia shit like "who's paying usgavin to shit in bitcoin this week" and so on.
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 234.63, Best ask: 234.64, Bid-ask spread: 0.01000, Last trade: 234.63, 24 hour volume: 23879.93278316, 24 hour low: 232.0, 24 hour high: 238.99, 24 hour vwap: None
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the fact that the imbeciles commenting on that thing stupid shite like "you make a poor assumption that the NSA or whoever couldn't also add backdoors and other such snoop to the source code base, so when you compile it yourself, you are compiling the NSA right in. Yes it would be more difficult, because the maintainers should be watching, but if they've been forced into it, would you even know?" doesn't eve ☟︎
mircea_popescu: n grate as much as the dude using disqus.
mircea_popescu: fucking memory hole, "here guise, let me curl | sudo bash some stuff about how curl | sudo bash is bad mmkay"
ben_vulpes: mhm.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: valkyrie came riding
ben_vulpes: slaughtered derps
mircea_popescu: lol srsly ?
ben_vulpes: mhm!
mircea_popescu: i love this show...
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdMHgc2HzQU
assbot: Invader Zim - Gir - I love this show - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvDuE5 )
ben_vulpes: 'twas a very good show
ben_vulpes: even deflustered stan before packing him into cab
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: and i didn't even give her a rifle this time
mircea_popescu: you should see *that* shit.
BingoBoingo: !b 5 ✂︎
assbot: Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2QENGHW.txt )
lobbes: heh, coinreport trying to steal my scoop. Qntra ahead of game still: https://coinreport.net/activemining-corporation-ordered-to-pay-state-of-missouri/
assbot: CoinReport ActiveMining Corporation ordered to pay state of Missouri - CoinReport ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvH29p )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34200 @ 0.00031482 = 10.7668 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: lobbes no link eh ? (im too lazy to click)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00031397 = 1.7268 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26000 @ 0.00030893 = 8.0322 BTC [-]
lobbes: to the qntra version? tis here: http://qntra.net/2015/03/missouri-secretary-of-state-orders-slaughter-to-pay-civil-penalties/ ☟︎
assbot: Missouri Secretary of State Orders Slaughter to Pay Civil Penalties | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1d1S9wN )
mircea_popescu: i meant in the coinreport thing
lobbes: to the order? that be here: http://www.sos.mo.gov/securities/orders/AP-14-09b.pdf
mircea_popescu: to qntra :D
lobbes: ahhh now I see
lobbes: naw I don't think they linked to qntra directly, just funny that they did the same scoop a month after us
BingoBoingo: http://tktk.gawker.com/ben-smith-and-jonah-peretti-the-gawker-interview-1699230890/+trotter << Cripple fight
assbot: Ben Smith and Jonah Peretti: The Gawker Interview ... ( http://bit.ly/1d1Ta89 )
mircea_popescu: jonah got tits at least ?
BingoBoingo: Nah, but you get lines like "When we were sending around a draft of the standards document, what I said to everybody was, hey, read this really closely, because what you do when you publish standards, is that you make Gawker your public editor. Sure, we’ll be looking for [violations of standards internally]—[but] you’ve got all of Twitter, and you’ve got Gawker. So I have really little to complain about, in some sense. Do
BingoBoingo: you want to talk about this post that you emailed about? "
BingoBoingo: Or from Jonah: "We should give you a call-in number, just because you’ve sort of become our public editor, our ombudsman or something, our ombudsman at BuzzFeed."
mircea_popescu: ugh.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13600 @ 0.00030893 = 4.2014 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Gawker vs. TheCompanyThatPaysFaceSpaceToPromoteItsClickbait, I hope they both lose
mircea_popescu: welll... suppose they both win
mircea_popescu: win what ? a large bag of "you lose" ?
mircea_popescu: https://en.fiverr.com/ derps
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19327 @ 0.00031522 = 6.0923 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_launchpad
ascii_launchpad: danke mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: soo...
mircea_popescu: you come here often ?
ascii_launchpad: l0l never
mircea_popescu: lol
ascii_launchpad may or may not be zebrahitler
mircea_popescu: in other news, http://36.media.tumblr.com/3fac4807ca5528d300aef1e091faba94/tumblr_ne22qsZETK1slq74qo1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1bwY10H )
ascii_launchpad was -of course- put by cabbie at the, ahm, wrong terminal, had to do a bit of gymnastics
ascii_launchpad: ^ mega-table
ascii_launchpad: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107403 << wai wut... which imbeciles, which thing ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 22:21:59; mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the fact that the imbeciles commenting on that thing stupid shite like "you make a poor assumption that the NSA or whoever couldn't also add backdoors and other such snoop to the source code base, so when you compile it yourself, you are compiling the NSA right in. Yes it would be more difficult, because the maintainers should be watching, but if they've been forced into it, would you even
ascii_launchpad: has no one heard of reviewing binaries ?
mircea_popescu: http://www.vitavonni.de/blog/201503/2015031201-the-sad-state-of-sysadmin-in-the-age-of-containers.html
assbot: The sad state of sysadmin in the age of containers ... ( http://bit.ly/1bwZ3tx )
ascii_launchpad: aha
ascii_launchpad: aahahahahahaha
ascii_launchpad: that thing..
ascii_launchpad: 'Consider for example Hadoop. Nobody seems to know how to build Hadoop from scratch.' << no one knows how to recreate a turd 'from scratch' either. though, there was this one 'art installation' fella who tried. had whole synthetic digestion apparatus, looked sorta like a small pharma pilot plant
ascii_launchpad: wish i still had the link.
ascii_launchpad: 'To build Apache Bigtop, you apparently first have to install puppet3. Let it download magic data from the internet. Then it tries to run sudo puppet to enable the NSA backdoors (for example, it will download and install an outdated precompiled JDK, because it considers you too stupid to install Java.) And then hope the gradle build doesn't throw a 200 line useless backtrace.' << when do we set the biodiesel boilers
ascii_launchpad: srsly
mircea_popescu: ascii_launchpad turd is mostly processed hemoglobin.
mircea_popescu: no way to make that without a circulatory system
ascii_launchpad: 'artist' was going for 'look&feel' compat
ascii_launchpad: rather than, e.g., satisfying a dung beetle
mircea_popescu: take a simpler thing : i wish to install varnish.
mircea_popescu: http://www.cpanelkb.net/how-to-install-varnish-cache/
assbot: How to install Varnish Cache - cPanel KnowledgeBase ... ( http://bit.ly/1bwZRhQ )
mircea_popescu: # cd /usr/local/src
mircea_popescu: # wget "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/itseasy21/w3tools-varnish/master/install.sh" -O /usr/local/src/varnish-install.sh
mircea_popescu: # chmod +x varnish-install.sh
mircea_popescu: # ./varnish-install.sh
mircea_popescu: srsly ?
mircea_popescu: urmomseasy123.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile irl
mircea_popescu: # yum install varnish
mircea_popescu: No package varnish available.
mircea_popescu: Error: Nothing to do
ascii_launchpad: lol dead link
mircea_popescu: o is it ?
mircea_popescu: i hadn't even checked.
mircea_popescu: because wtf, random github derp
mircea_popescu: "Varnish Cache Proudly Presented by http://www.w3tool.blogspot.in/"
assbot: Page Not Found | W3 TOOLS - Making Web Easier..! ... ( http://bit.ly/1bx0c4g )
mircea_popescu: as if
ascii_launchpad: sp4m4tr0n!
ascii_launchpad: 'just werks' l0l
ascii_launchpad: until it doesn't and you're stranded on pluto and now what.
mircea_popescu: thing is, varnish is a kickass web cache.
trinque: friend made a github scraper to find perpetrators of this: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/infoforcefeed/curl2sudo/master/offenders.json
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1bx0t7n )
mircea_popescu: takes trilema from burning 10-15 gb / day to about 200 / month.
mircea_popescu: trinque gotta be more than that.
ascii_launchpad: cache is useful, sure
trinque: I don't think that was a complete run
mircea_popescu: ascii_launchpad this is a particularly good one.
trinque: he's got a twitter somewhere that farts 'em out
trinque: couldn't find it
ascii_launchpad knows of 'varnish'
mircea_popescu: orly ? so hoiw do you install it ?
mircea_popescu: "rpm -Uvh http://repo.varnish-cache.org/redhat/varnish-3.0/el5/noarch/varnish-release-3.0-1.noarch.rpm" ?
assbot: 404 Not Found ... ( http://bit.ly/1bx0S9I )
ascii_launchpad has not the faintest idea how to install it today
mircea_popescu: the web is so fulla win.
ascii_launchpad left this behind in a galaxy far away, long ago.
trinque: gentoo's ebuild doesn't look too heinous
mircea_popescu: centos 6.6
ascii_launchpad: 'Feels like downloading Windows shareware in the 90s to me.' << l0l aha. pretty much everything but a very finely cultivated gentoo or bsd box feels like ^
mircea_popescu: people who finely cultivate women do not have the time to spend on cultivating boxes.
ascii_launchpad: there is to be a solution to this
ascii_launchpad: (or not. i didn't make this universe, i just werk here)
trinque: solution's paying someone for a goddamn OS imo
mircea_popescu: You can start that process by grabbing the repository:
mircea_popescu: sudo curl http://repo.varnish-cache.org/debian/GPG-key.txt | sudo apt-key add -
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1bx21yf )
trinque: this is what free looks like
ascii_launchpad: trinque: check your sofa cushions
mircea_popescu: srsly ? apt-key add - ?
ascii_launchpad: trinque: see a spare $maxint or two, perhaps
trinque: ascii_launchpad: lol, no $maxint in there boss
ascii_launchpad: it was worth a try.