mod6: log format makes my eyes bleed
assbot: Families of victims killed, shot at 137 times by Cleveland Police to get $3 million - newsnet5.com Cleveland ... (
http://bit.ly/1p0en75 )
nubbins`: <@assbot> Families of victims killed, shot at 137 times by Cleveland Police to get $3 million <<< dat ambiguous grammar
nubbins`: "Ruth strikes home run to win World Series"
nubbins`: "Police shoot families 137 times to get $3mm"
nubbins`: block 188470 and counting. man, this slows down.
mats_cd03: 17:42:51 <+PBMining> hello everyone, is anyone interested in Bitcoin cloud mining? we offer 5 year contracts at 0.0013 BTC / GHs, no maintenance fees << best proposal yet. 5 years!
mats_cd03: 19:59:25 <fivezerotwo> wanna ddos anybody? << a nice PM. whaddya all think? got any targets?
mats_cd03: i wonder what tat wanted an army for...
cazalla: fivezerotwo, can you stop for 5 minutes so i can publish an article
fivezerotwo: cazalla, that is the point of the ddos lol
cazalla: oh, i thought it was to stop others reading
nubbins`: he can publish the article anywhere ;/
nubbins`: fivezerotwo what's your favourite type of cheese?
cazalla: it even mirrors the bitcoin chart for the past year
mats_cd03: i wonder how many bots contribute to those stats
cazalla: i don't think ddos is counted
mike_c: some do. google bot runs JS.
mike_c: but i think it's smart enough not to trigger analytic scripts.
assbot: Ukraine Admits Its Gold Is Gone: "There Is Almost No Gold Left In The Central Bank Vault" | Zero Hedge ... (
http://bit.ly/1EXYCiY )
JorgePasada: All the shiny things are where they should be
decimation: mircea_popescu: you make a good point re: plastic forks - generally in the us they are supplied with low quality food
decimation: although they have their uses at picnics, etc
decimation: asciilifeform: re: medium << usg had a point, now encryption is 'available'
decimation: as to whether anyone uses it properly is another point
mircea_popescu: decimation yeah, ok, but look at it. what do you do with the leftovers ? do you throw them out on the spot ?
decimation: giant mountains of trash aren't my problem :)
mircea_popescu: suppose you carried actual cutlery. you can carry it back the same way. many problems actually solved.
decimation: yes, and in fact I've done exactly that because it is rare to find properly sharpened knives in the us
decimation: asciilifeform: I think the pros only accept bars they personally melt
nubbins`: occasionally people sell fake gold on the forums
decimation: asciilifeform: agreed. unfortunately, unlike the blockchain, very few have personally witnessed a real gold stash
decimation: at any rate, the biggest problem with hoarding gold is the fact that you really have no idea how big your enemy's hordes are
mircea_popescu: <assbot> German Gold Stays in New York in Rebuff to Euro Doubters - Bloomberg <<< well the problem there is that it;s damned hard to move something that doesn't exist.
mircea_popescu: pretty much the only thing it can do is stay where it "is"
mircea_popescu: <decimation> asciilifeform: agreed. unfortunately, unlike the blockchain, very few have personally witnessed a real gold stash << actually, romanian central bank holds ~112 tons currently, you can pay ~15 bucks and go on a tour
mircea_popescu: (contrary to common belief, a ton of gold isn't that impressive a pile_
mircea_popescu: <decimation> at any rate, the biggest problem with hoarding gold is the fact that you really have no idea how big your enemy's hordes are << actually, yes, the total gold on earth is known within reasonable precision. one of the few proper fields of statistics.
kakobrekla: at least as accurate as 'time till we run out of oil'
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla no, because oil is locally made. gold was not made on earth, nor by the sun.
mircea_popescu: it's kinda funny, the ancients thougt the sun and gold are cosubstantial.
mircea_popescu: but in fact stuff past nickel/iron requires a supernva.
undata: meanwhile there are *colossally* bigger ones
mircea_popescu: otherwise you just get a jupiter, aka gas giant. not a star, but a planet.
JorgePasada: I saw this anamation of the lagrange points of Jupiter and how they drag asteroids around the sun with them. Pretty badass.
JorgePasada: don't think about that stuff too often, but that's what kept us alive all these years
kakobrekla: red dwarfs is as much as a star as sun is
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla not necessarily. here's the catch : they evolve slowly, and our models would require them to have no metals
mircea_popescu: maybe some trace li. yet all obseved ones have metals in them. so, must be end products of something else.
kakobrekla: anyway still the measurements are moot
kakobrekla: a reasonably sized undiscovered gold meteorite would change this significantly ?
mircea_popescu: a pure gold meteorite is about as likely as a prostitute with a heart of gold
undata: I was too slow to bash :(
kakobrekla: unlikley is also a block at 100 bn diff
decimation: the best place to find them is an ancient ice sheet
mircea_popescu: anyway, meteorites are mostly iron-nickel, much like the eart hand everying else in the solid range
mircea_popescu: the lulz of all time, of course, is if someone finds a ten or fifty cubic kilometer solid gold meteorite in the ice sheet, however deep
mircea_popescu: and it turns out it's a ... tungsten rock, with a few milimeters of gold on top
JorgePasada: mircea_popescu: wolud be funny but physics wouldn't let that happen, at least no mix of physics I can think of
mircea_popescu: JorgePasada which is why it'd be the perfect argument for divine comedy.
JorgePasada: God does not cast dice, just... large metal rocks at the biosphere you're floating around in
mats_cd03: 21:04:31 <+asciilifeform> the one thing i would do if permitted to walk in a mega-vault of au is... bring a pocket geiger along (the kind that logs to flash rom, not the kind that 'clicks') << what would be the purpose of this exercise?
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decimation: you don't need a visa but the queen wouldn't mind a tenner
mircea_popescu: this trend where us folk are charged to leave their ghetto (pioneered by argentina, of all places) is going to only grow.
nubbins`: costs me at least a couple hundred to leave this island
JorgePasada: "What do you mean you don't know?" - 'I mean I'm going to a wedding and it's in 3 days and I have a phone and the internet'
decimation: "Shadow work and pensions secretary Rachel Reeves wants to extend the qualifying period for out of work benefits for EU migrants from three months. She also wants to ban child benefit and tax credits for families living abroad."
JorgePasada: "How do we know you won't stay here if you don't have a return ticket?" - 'For starters I can work from wherever I want and It's 3 times the cost of living here..."
mircea_popescu: JorgePasada me coming here, "where are you going to stay ?" "no idea" "you know i have to put something in the machine ?" "recomend a good hotel ?" "x" "wut ?" "X!" "write it down wouldja" guy gives me a postit. "ok, so that's where i'll be staying".
decimation: apparently if you camp for 3 months you deserve a pension
nubbins`: happened to me once: "so you flew to london for a day, spent a week in marrakech... then back to london for 12 hours, and now back to canada?" "ah... when you put it that way..."
JorgePasada: "Ok I'll let you in, even though I shouldn't. Don't come here again without a plan."
mircea_popescu: anyway, i still don't know why anyone in his right mind would go to that stinky, crowded, desperate shitstain of an island.
JorgePasada: I hardly know what I'm doing tomorrow when I'm in the country I live in
mircea_popescu: they can't cook, they can't fuck and they think they somehow matter.
JorgePasada: when I travel, everything is up in the air :-)
decimation: well, after 100 years of communism what do you expect
mircea_popescu: dude, i expect the world out of 100 years of communism.
mircea_popescu: you know the sort of blowjobs you'd get in moscow for a pair of jeans, cca 1993 ?
mircea_popescu: dja know how you'd distinguish the brothel and the campus housing in Krivoy Rog ?
decimation: yeah, they had the kind of communism where there was plenty of cheap shit for the masses, without the upside desperation to motivate self improvement
ben_vulpes: <cazalla> !up PBMining << shockingly close to PMB.
cazalla: decimation, give em more benefits, i'm over fighting it, better to accelerate the demise
mircea_popescu: so bookshop owner also had a mechanic shop and the two were next to each other but the later was in argentina ?
decimation: if a lion could speak we would not understand him
mircea_popescu: mats_cd03:you have potential for the stage my man << he has a point, you know.
mircea_popescu: your pauses are pregnant like a thousand cockapedes fucked them raw.
mircea_popescu: (a cockapede, being, of course, a creature walking on its cocks)
mircea_popescu: it could be one of those annoying chicks trying to impede sexual congress with their "friends" at parties ?
mircea_popescu: i don't share the power rangers' suspicions of Werner Koch.
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> the one thing i would do if permitted to walk in a mega-vault of au is... bring a pocket geiger along (the kind that logs to flash rom, not the kind that 'clicks') << video camera inline with sensor axis too, yeah?
decimation:
http://spaceweather.com/ "Some experts reading these reports on Spaceweather.com have pointed out that X-rays and gamma-rays represent only a fraction of the radiation present at aviation altitudes. The true dose could be doubled or tripled by neutrons, a component of cosmic rays known to be especially good at delivering energy to human tissue. "
assbot: SpaceWeather.com -- News and information about meteor showers, solar flares, auroras, and near-Earth asteroids ... (
http://bit.ly/1EY7VQ2 )
ben_vulpes: oh i thought we were playing "if i could stroll into the gold vaults with toys" game
JorgePasada: ben_vulpes: Sorry I didn't get back to you the other night, lady friend dragged me kicking and singing to Karaoke
ben_vulpes: what, you don't have your duets locked down?
mircea_popescu: mike_c: some do. google bot runs JS. << last i heard it was buggy as hell
mike_c: that's what they built it for
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> what, you don't have your duets locked down? << can you explain this to the innocent ?
decimation: asciilifeform: you can put one on an airplane too
mircea_popescu: i suppose one could put their bed on a gravimeter, the evaluate the fucking quality
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: karaorke << ayn rand singalong?
undata: ben_vulpes: ha, nicely done
undata imagines Rand's singing voice, shudders
mircea_popescu: so is this qntra down thing actually ? cuz i still see it...
mircea_popescu: well, if you can't see it, send me your ip and you too can be whitelisted!
☟︎ decimation: for some reason our ddos friend tends to ddos only at daytime over the pacific
JorgePasada: Man, I have way too many blockchains on this machine
mircea_popescu: decimation well, prolly trying to make the most out of his budget.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, it's intermittent, can't get a post up though :\
decimation: are you saying chumpnets charge 'off-peak' hours?
mircea_popescu: no, but if you only can afford 10 hours a week, what do you do ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i imagined the way this works is, an actual provider somewhere gets orders from random derps on whatever forum
decimation: do chumps actually turn off their computers at night?
decimation: I guess local routers are more trafficed during daylight
decimation: interesting. one can probably determine a fair bit by examine the phase of the sine
decimation: at any rate, I'm sure the qntra readers in French Polynesia are disappointed
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decimation: " A former U.S. ambassador who had dealt with Lavrov at the United Nations described him to me as disciplined, witty and charming, a diplomat so skilled “he runs rings around us in the multilateral sphere.”"
mircea_popescu: There is the moral of all human tales '(tis but the same rehearsal of the past) : first Freedom, and then Glory when that fails. Wealth, vice, corruption, barbarism at last. For History, with all her volumes vast, hath but one page.
mircea_popescu: cazalla just between you and me, this bullshit "cloud mining" is a step away from pool mining in the utterly wrong direction.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, but it's in the cloud so it has to be good! soon we will be living in the cloud, storing our wallets in the cloud and mining in the cloud
mircea_popescu: yes, except now pushed by the more corrupt of the mining gear manufacturers.
cazalla: i suspect most of them are ponzi and some operate as such until they collect enough funds to actually mine, fake it till you make it "the secret" type shit
cazalla: in the case of GAW, they point to bitmain and had them confirm that they placed an order as proof that they mine and people fall for it all the same
mircea_popescu: a well, sure, plenty of scams. those are of little consequence.
JorgePasada: cazalla: People actually think GAW is anything but a ponzi scheme?
cazalla: eventually someone will come up with the idea of renaming the ponzi to a mining simulator and pitch it as such
mircea_popescu: the fact that chip manufacturers are mostly not selling to individuals anymore, and the fact that mining is moving towards meaningless "cloud" derivatives is some point of concern.
JorgePasada: asciilifeform: vertically integrated miner?
cazalla: i imagine knc will mine and then once returns drop, they'll begin selling the cloud services to mine from customers wallets than bitcoin mining itself
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it finally danwed on me after seeing that comment on the humble proposal to miners
mircea_popescu: that indeed preheating water with the extracted heat would boost efficiency enormously.
JorgePasada: I don't think it'll happen, too much concentration of risk. Maybe in like 3 years after the next reward cut
JorgePasada: But, there would be enormous amonuts of risk in something like that
JorgePasada: that wouldn't be outweighed by the efficiency gains from the vertical integration IMO
JorgePasada: mircea_popescu: No, but you'd have to find a way to not make it a 100% deep 0% wide business, you'd need wiggle room
JorgePasada: if the only point of the thing is to churn out more mining chips to put in the space of the thing
JorgePasada: and if anything changes in the market, it could crash the whole thing
JorgePasada: for stuff they're going to do anyway in the plant
mircea_popescu: "The resultant society, however, was still reasonably stable and probably would have lasted a very long time if it had not been for Rome’s expansionist policies, which led to the establishment of the Empire." << this notion, that it was "expansionism" that broke rome's back, together with the previous "Its power was not based on hereditary status but much more on wealth. Such a change in itself must have seriously un
mircea_popescu: dermined the basis of social stability, by substituting the bonds established by “contract” for those dependent on “status” as a basis for social order." are little more than present nonsense anachronised.
JorgePasada: but then instead of going all out with the mining
JorgePasada: Just have the plant be 20% mining but only the 20% where you're gonna be wasting the energy anyway
mircea_popescu: it is not true that money and wealth is "wrong" or "corrupts", as the fucking protestants would have you believe. it is not true that appetite or expansion are evil, as the puritans would hae you believe.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform note that it was trying to administer the lands that ruined them. not conquering them in the first place.
JorgePasada: mircea_popescu: Yeah, I'd agree with that quote and your subsiquent comment for the most part
JorgePasada: It's just that, if we're still talking about the vertically integrated mining thing, I don't see it as a viable play to accumulate wealth
mircea_popescu: well, why not ? let me run a quick model for you here.
mircea_popescu: 1MW is used to generate hashing power. this means it turns into 9.999 MJ of heat. This heat is extracted, by compressor using 180kJ, and 6MJ of it are used to preheat some water.
mircea_popescu: this water has another .7MJ added by a nuclear power plant, turns to steam, powers a turbine, putting out 1MW of electricity which restarts the cycle.
mircea_popescu: your costs ? .18 + .3 = ~.5 MJ to keep a 1MW circuit going perpetually.
mircea_popescu: this is roughly speaking 3 to 5x the efficiency your competition gets.
mircea_popescu: (i obviously fucked up my digit breaks, but i think the idea carries anyway ?)
mircea_popescu: right ? turning a simple one way consumer into an actual integrated cycle is huge.
mircea_popescu: it's not just "an improvement". it's cultural revolution huge, like the automobile.
mircea_popescu: who the fuck do you think can put up with constantly rubbing against other dudes ?
mircea_popescu: course these days due to automation, crews are kinda obsolete in both aviation and submersion roles.
JorgePasada: asciilifeform: We've had peacetime in the last 100 years?
ben_vulpes: i seek that bh letter mpoe-pr posted that talks about diminishing returns on hardware investments
ben_vulpes: drew a parallel between mining and weaving
ben_vulpes: k well pegged for this search next quarter
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes how do i do it lol. she's on my payroll and keeps things organised for my convenience ?
ben_vulpes: i felt a great disturbance in the blockchain
mircea_popescu: "Also he possessed a wife and child. This, too, was a great innovation."
mircea_popescu: i so loathe it when people try to serve a solid point by pious fraud.
ben_vulpes: as if a million log readers wondered what happened to a slave's salary, and were suddently silenced
mircea_popescu: “The poor citizen found almost all the spheres in which an honourable livelihood might be obtained wholly or at least in a very great degree preoccupied by slaves, while he had learnt to regard trade with an invincible repugnance." <<< here's a good question. how come the "free citizen" aka, delusional derp can not compete with the slave ?
mircea_popescu: is it that the slave is actually a better human being, strictly for having had the sense to be a slave, and follow the will of a worthy master
mircea_popescu: rather than just pretend like "everything's equalk anyway"
ben_vulpes: americans envy each other the "good boss"
mircea_popescu: anyway. the problem of re-reading. i find goldsmith much less on point than i did back when i first read him.
ben_vulpes: so i've pushed my 0.5.3 up to block 249618, and am now going to run it past the block at which asciilifeform reports wedging, and hopefully all the way to memory exhaustion
kakobrekla: btw not too much relevant but i wedged 0.7 at 252450
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17250 @ 0.00075787 = 13.0733 BTC [+]
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kakobrekla: im gonna try with set_lk_max_locks 40000
kakobrekla: db.log sez >Lock table is out of available lock entries
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user thomas_d has changed from 1 to -1.
xanthyos: [12:12:03 AM] eric: shouldn't have brought yotu ointo the wot
xanthyos: [12:12:17 AM] eric: i saw that fuck slater come on earlier with "weboftrust" as nis name to troll sophie and me when we were on tinychatr
xanthyos: [12:12:19 AM] eric: your doing i presume
cazalla: ;;rate -10 xanthyos uses tiny chat
gribble: Error: 'xanthyos' is not a valid integer.
xanthyos: i use tinychat because i'm fucking depressed and i get stuck in my room for weeks at time or stuck at the ktichen sink for a 40 minute block
xanthyos: and i don't see other faces otherwise
xanthyos: i find myself under a faucet of some kind or other for several hours a day
cazalla: like junior did in sopranos?
xanthyos: i try to pretend it's nto a serious medical problem
xanthyos: because i don't externally show symptoms
xanthyos: having to hide my hands when i'm webcam so people don't see me comparing my left index fingernail to my right
xanthyos: to see if any friction amde them uneven
cazalla: i dunno, not having anyone in the house sounds pretty sweet to me, nice and quiet
cazalla: neither have my wife and i for some time plus she is getting fat so you know, prob won't ever again!
xanthyos: maybe it's good that my emotional vomit is taken with such a cavalier attitude here
rithm: what is a tinychat
cazalla: what is wrong with your hands anyway xanthyos
cazalla: xanthyos, it just sounds like you're bitching about a bachelor pad
ben_vulpes: lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the dog
xanthyos: it sounds one way and is another way
xanthyos: if i could enjoy a bachelor pad i'd love it
xanthyos: and have to repeat a perfect sequence to get out of it
xanthyos: it's like the most maddening thing and i can't imagine having gotten into it if i didn't get into it
cazalla: xanthyos, come and clean my house then, wife is useless
xanthyos: like painting the brain into a corner
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: Oh response<< any idea what that's supposed to mean ? << Not much, I think @TheRealSolid impiled my stupidity is why qntra is under constant DoS
cazalla: xanthyos, maybe you just need to get laid, i dunno, i mean 10 years is a long time
cazalla: just go out and harpoon the biggest whale you can find, no-one has to know
nubbins`: <+cazalla> neither have my wife and i for some time plus she is getting fat so you know, prob won't ever again! <<< lel show her how to irc, maybe you guys can hang out in here together
mats_cd03: the most skilled reverser i have ever met has OCD
mats_cd03: you got that govt dole, what do you do with your free time? smoke pot and go on tinychat?
cazalla: nubbins`, she has facebook and her ipad, too busy with that
mats_cd03: choose something you want to be good at it, and own it.
cazalla: nubbins`, bummer? yeah right lol
cazalla: xanthyos> i don't even want it <<< but it was the first thing you complained about
xanthyos: not the first, more of a symptom of the whole
cazalla: <xanthyos> and have to repeat a perfect sequence to get out of it <<< is this like, numbers like 2 4 6 8 10 are ok, 5 gets a pass because it can be mulitply to 10 but 1 3 7 9 are annoying?
gribble: Current Blocks: 330676 | Current Difficulty: 4.03000303278914E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 332639 | Next Difficulty In: 1963 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 5 days, 10 hours, 10 minutes, and 37 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 42839414253.6 | Estimated Percent Change: 6.3012
xanthyos: cazalla: i write down numbers and have to later check them for significance
mircea_popescu: xanthyos: stuck at the ktichen sink for a 40 minute block << this is called "doing the dishes"
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the dog << it'd be funnier if you had a cat.
TheNewDeal: they didnt accept bitcoin for the bitcoin art?
dartv: blockstream inc smells like ripple
dartv: SPV = so-so security unacceptable for money
BingoBoingo: Eh, SPV wallets have a nich if they are simple, but probably a poor solution for building anything complex
dartv: BingoBoingo: there's a difference between SPV wallets and SPV blockchains
BingoBoingo: dartv: SPV wallets exist. Multibit and the Schildbach Android wallet for example.
BingoBoingo: Dunno how an SPV blockchain works, seems like almost a contradiction...
punkman: dartv: I doubt they'll ever get their sidechain circus running
Vexual: it either is or it isnt
BingoBoingo: Well, if you try to build a whole chain of Simplified Payment Verification... Probably going to get Sybil attacked to hell
dartv: blockstream will add a few operations that allow locking or unlocking of Bitcoins, called transferring to a sidechain (or transferring back)
dartv: the "unlock this coin" operation uses SPV proof (SPVP)
punkman: dartv, do they need the revised nlocktime stuff for that?
dartv: punkman: no totally unrelated
dartv: this means that the state of Bitcoin's UXTO / ledger is dependent on miners accepting SPV proofs from sidechains
punkman: they need an opcode/softfork
dartv: yeah they need to add these opcodes
dartv: doesn't mean it won't be attempted. i feel bitcoin will be fractured in the near future
dartv: BingoBoingo: so far most people agree which address has how many BTC. i think I mean hard fork
Vexual: I just saw two in two hours
dartv: BingoBoingo: there's definitely room for hard forks
dartv: it just has to be uncontroversial enough. something like sidechains? most likely won't pass, but behavior of the bitcoin ecosystem is hard to predict
BingoBoingo: dartv: Well, what sort of hardforks do you imagine could happen?
dartv: BingoBoingo: blockchain forks in reference client, eg apr 2013
BingoBoingo: dartv: Well, that wasn't intention for anyone other than Herr Hearn's handlers
gribble: Error: You provided an empty string as argument. Your command: ;;gettrust [ident dartv].
dartv: changes might be snuck into emergency hardforks
BingoBoingo: dartv: Well, that's why there's a new Bitcoin foundation
Vexual: I haven't paid my dues yet
Vexual: I loathe to calc the jukebox rate
punkbot: [trust-update] added: phillipsjk | removed: phillipsjk
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00074954 = 9.6691 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3300 @ 0.00074954 = 2.4735 BTC [-]
punkman: punkbot: [trust-update] added: phillipsjk | removed: phillipsjk << there's the bug again. How is that possible when added = new - old, removed = old - new. Also doesn't seem phillip received or lost any ratings.
assbot: Abolitionists knew definitions of race were insane. Used it against slaveholders by depicting "white" slaves.
http://t.co/tV8SCHQXrH mircea_popescu: well obviously race as a legal concept is going to diverge from sanity.
mircea_popescu: that's the point of having legal definitions in the first place.
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Vexual: thats it, im buying peacefulram
BingoBoingo: * assets_idle_bot (~fivezerot@unaffiliated/fivezerotwo) has joined #bitcoin-assets << You know... there's a log...
☟︎ BingoBoingo: Well I guess it is time for anyone who doesn't already have a cloak to prolly get one.
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Vexual: its wrong more often than its right
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32629 @ 0.00075787 = 24.7285 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9850 @ 0.00074954 = 7.383 BTC [-]
Vexual: rubber ducky just went soft
Vexual: this is where sd had an advantage; bill gates didnt braintsotorm it
Vexual: well you still camt get one thats all writable, so dont get too excited
punkman: "Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity."
Vexual: peek poke at a smart toilet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12150 @ 0.00049941 = 6.0678 BTC [-]
davout: such timeout, very down
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xanthyos: i broke my penis. ocd was so bad i folded my penis to crack but now it's all deformed and i think i have to go to the ER
xanthyos: dude i have a physical and metal problem
xanthyos: i can't be seen or touched by a doctor
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: The longer you take to get medical attention the less chance your penis has of surviving
Azelphur: not sure if trolling or legit...
Azelphur: but just in case, most places in the UK will offer to sedate people for treatment if they have extreme anxiety/OCD
Azelphur: just go, explain your condition, they can work around these things
TomServo: what is "folded my penis to crack" ?
xanthyos: REALLY NOT TROLLING I PROMISE I NEVER TRY
Azelphur: xanthyos: then I just answered your question, go to ER :)
mod6: then dude, don't be an irc-hero, go get your shaft fixed.
Azelphur: xanthyos: you can't be upset while your sedated, sedation is the solution to lifes problems.
xanthyos: TRYING TO CALL MOM BUT SHE'S W/DAD BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO HOSP TO GET DIAGNOSIS RE: LUNG CANCER
xanthyos: I JUST WANT TO JUMP ON THE TRAIN TRACKS
xanthyos: GET THE VIOLENT THUGS WHO HAVE BEATEN ME UP IN THE PAT SO MANY TIMES
TomServo: idk, a beating for a working cock might be worth it.
BingoBoingo: Just tell the operator you broke your dick and need an ambulance
xanthyos: PEOPLE THINK I TRoll because no one on the internet is as overt as i am
xanthyos: but i dont' think it's appropriate to link
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: Then convey yourself to the hospital in the most expedient manner available
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: You've seen how much porn is on here
xanthyos: just bitched at the receptionist for trying to timeslot me when i said i hav ean anxiety disorder, no car, and a broken penis
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: You need an ambulance, they'll drug you sooner
xanthyos: you don't understand that cannot happen
xanthyos: has dpb shared the video with you where they beat the shit out of me, throw me out he ground so my mouth bleeds, and when i shit my pants they say "Good"
xanthyos: i filmed it, it was so truamatic i had to run away and be homeless for 5 months
BingoBoingo: I did not see that one. You however need conveyance to an emergency room
xanthyos: i have been shaken uop and truamatized by that since march 2013
xanthyos: people come over and i don't let them in
xanthyos: i look thru the window which often i cant' even touch
xanthyos: not a troll, promise i'm just exposing my very fragile and sensitive self
xanthyos: if it bites me in the ass it won't be the first time
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: You need conveyance to a place that can swiftly deliver you to a surgeon.
xanthyos: i only have a bike and it's 30 degrees out
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xanthyos: i'd show a pic to prove no troll
xanthyos: but then it'll be out there forever to be used against me as a joke later
punkman: you don't need to prove shit right now, focus on repairing cocks
xanthyos: so i'm going to ignore the problem
xanthyos: and jump in teh shower ande take advil
BingoBoingo: If you ignore the problem you might not hace a dick
xanthyos: oh i'd be dead by 34 in caveman times
BingoBoingo: Then caveman you would be out of the gene pool, and the rest of your cave tribe would learn from the example
xanthyos: i already have a mood disorder, scoliosis, and bad eyesight
xanthyos: i know the things i talk about in this channel are off-topic from bitcoin often
xanthyos: i hope that's not seen as a troll
xanthyos: i act and speak with total sincerity at all times
BingoBoingo: Eh, most thing in this channel are still... to the hospital with you
TomServo: Being off topic is not at all uncommon here, but for the sake of log readers - just go get your shit fixed.
mike_c: srsly.. i could barely read that article on fractures.
lampelina: xanthyos, how about if you go to your GP tomorrrow morning
nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> xanthyos: stuck at the ktichen sink for a 40 minute block << this is called "doing the dishes" <<< hahaha
nubbins`: if it takes you 40 minutes to do the dishes, maybe you should do them more often than once every two days 8)
nubbins`: in 8 hours i've gone from block 190k to block 194k
mike_c: it continues to slow down
nubbins`: mike_c no kidding, at this rate i'll be getting a block every ten minutes before too long
nubbins`: xanthyos what if you get strep throat
mike_c: I know, right? that is exactly how I felt when I was loading up a DB with the blockchain.
xanthyos: that's the cavalier attitude that is passive bullying that is thrown out in this channel a lot
xanthyos: it must be nice to have all the money in the world and no empathy
nubbins`: xanthyos if you'll examine closer, mp suggested you were doing dishes and i had a lel at his suggestion
TomServo: xanthyos: cavalier is not heading sound advice
nubbins`: further, get out w/ your "passive bullying"
nubbins`: you want me to rub you behind the ears instead?
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xanthyos: my doctor just hung up on me bcv i said he's a faggot
xanthyos: i was testing him to see his empathy and he failed
nubbins`: what the fuck good is being a lord
nubbins`: BingoBoingo cazalla let's see a qntra story about blazedout's 28btc piece of wood
xanthyos: my doctor hung up bc i spoke out in pain on the line
devthedev: I want to see the pictures so bad.
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: Is there anyone local who can drive you?
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kakobrekla: blazedout's 28btc piece of wood < wha?
punkman: xanthyos: pick one of those two and do it
nubbins`: fwiw i see "turning squares" (for lathe work) of this wood selling for $80, 3x3x13"
nubbins`: what, you can't walk two hours with a broken dick?
xanthyos: it's about the anxitey of being seen
xanthyos: the mental problem makes the physical so much worse
xanthyos: all i have is a shitty 5 year old computer
xanthyos: i can't even go shopping for a new one because of the ocd in choosing a new one i'm totally locked up
xanthyos: and trying to avoid getting physically locked up in a jail or hospital
xanthyos: i've never trolled this channel
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: Could danielpb1rron perhaps convey you
nubbins`: an hour closer than the hospital
kakobrekla: xanthyos i was talking about the wood.
nubbins`: dude, your dick's been broken for an hour
xanthyos: they won't even see me because i called the dr a faggot
xanthyos: when i was testing his empathy level on the phone
xanthyos: that's the borderline personality disorder
nubbins`: uh, the hospital does not, in fact, turn people away for calling doctors faggots
kakobrekla: idk call wildlife control so they shoot you with a tranquilizer then docs can fix you in the while
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: You have to be decisive... for your dick's sake
kakobrekla: of administer yourself, call ambulance beforehand.
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: If you really can't call 9-11, maybe pirate some surgical urology textbooks on thepiratebay and practice of a few hotdogs before self repairing?
devthedev: Ha, it's funny that they include Bitsafe first on the list.
kakobrekla: >Open Whisper Systems partners with WhatsApp to provide end-to-end encryption
kakobrekla: avg yearly supercomputer speedup in top 500, between the years 1993 and 2008: 90%
TomServo: Did xanthyos just get a broke penis swatting?
BingoBoingo: I dunno. Maybe one of the inevitable FBI lurkers that must be here called it in.
nubbins`: "As of October 2014, Pi Wallet is currently sold out"
nubbins`: "we are currently sold out of raspberry pi. you can buy one yourself from a thousand different places, but uh... we're sold out"
nubbins`: ;;google FBI don't you be watchin' me
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Well, mircea_popescu says erect penis is a scarce resource. US can't have a penis gap.
danielpbarron: weird; i thought !up without auth was supposed to give a notification
davout: the guy seems to have a weird mix of sanity and insanity
kakobrekla: aha usg stoped making plutonium 238 in 1988, they just ordered it from russia
kakobrekla: and they got 16kg of it but ru doesnt make it anymore as well
davout: $10 well spent : poorchan.com
nubbins`: <+danielpbarron> weird; i thought !up without auth was supposed to give a notification <<< !up without trust gives notification in-chan
nubbins`: i should make some more kimbap tonight
TomServo: Co-workers creaming themselves over using applepay at mcdonalds.
thestringpuller: and the only reason I use it is because google play forces you to use google wallet
TomServo: Nah dude, google wallet is super clunky and slow. /s
thestringpuller: how apple managed to get everyone to use them as a payment processor really kinda mind boggles me
TomServo: Bandwagon effect? I'm not sure.
mats_cd03: 'apple users have money and they want to spend it here'
BingoBoingo: I really need to start waking up later than midnight.
assbot: . /DevinSenaUI I guess it is a good time to remind everybody that in the event of genital injury /hashtag/TimeIsTestical?src=hash
http://t.co/lSnpLoBwuN nubbins`: i actually thought he was joking
nubbins`: BingoBoingo one of my friends went to the ER with testicular torsion in HS
BingoBoingo: Dunno how anyone could not go if it struck them
devthedev: nubbins`: That hurts just thinking about it.
chetty: jesus asciilifeform that even bothers me, and I am a girl :P
nubbins`: meat is perfectly well-baheved if you chill it properly
BingoBoingo wonders what better bedrock abstraction asciilifeform might propose to replace meat
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SonsofCrypto: I'm currently on workers compensation, playing with exchanges and more recently assets within the cryptocurrency community.
SonsofCrypto: I've come across this channel and was interested in what it might provide. Hoping to add new revenues.
gribble: Nick 'SonsofCrypto', with hostmask 'SonsofCrypto!46b9eb74@gateway/web/freenode/ip.70.185.235.116', is not identified.
mike_c: what. the fuck. awards for vapor-ware now?
mike_c: i mean, if they had given him the marketing award i would understand
BingoBoingo: mike_c: Well... Time & Life still gets the name of a building while being dyingware.
Namworld: BingoBoingo, what's your url again? cazalla too. And anyone publishing Bitcoin related content, really.
mircea_popescu: so am i the only one displeased but unsurprised that not.a.single."foss".implementation out there has yet come up with a way for the user to bind a sole keyboard to kernel bus ? and all others get rejected ?
mircea_popescu: if i was running things that'd have been the only thing being worked on.
mircea_popescu: this is the fucking point. it's not just bitcoin "core" that's irrelevant
mircea_popescu: the entire fucking movement is in point of fact about as related to the reality of computers as party clowns are related to fucking.
Namworld: Need to have enough traffic. Probably only qntra has enough. Messaging you Bingo
Namworld: Hmm, looks like I'm talking to wrong person.
Namworld: Would need to talk to cazalla or mircea.
Namworld: I have a feeling partner program is not your thing tho. Flat fee for advertising only. You're kind of a no fluff deals guy.
Namworld: We're rolling out rev share program with publishers at Coinroll.
BingoBoingo: cazalla should be awake between nao and a few hours from nao
Namworld: So far I've sent email out to gambling directories. It's functional but no interface yet, wao is working on it.
Namworld: So I'm generating reports for now.
BingoBoingo: Oh look advertising on Qntra might start because advertisers are soliciting qntras instead of qntras soliciting advertisers
Namworld: We had an ad placed there in the past.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's sad yo, back as a wee kitten in romania i had a lotta respect for the whole shebang.
wao: and also chat loaded, but need some styling and polishing over it!
Namworld: He has to complete many things, will push all new features along partner interface.
wao: oh, yes, I'm sometimes lurk here but mostly dont have that opinion that could be readed any other of you .)
wao: not that in nsfw meaning!
wao: yeah, I plan refactor whole coinroll code and convert it to responsive web, as now it's fixed :|
wao: just catch up year 2013..
wao: Coinroll - first gambling site that will pay you for UX opinion. <- suggestion for AD
wao: people want consume digital content on their smartwatchs!
wao: I lately seen Watch SDK
wao: I see it comming, like Swift made it.
wao: oh I have content for you!
wao: ok, this is why I dont have voice, spent lot of time of talking )
wao: mircea_popescu: did you catch that friends of mine opened only bitcoin caffe?
wao: they called it Institue of Cryptoanarchy :)
wao: Ztohoven art group founded the Cryptoanarchy institute
wao: Ztohoven in english means like One hundred shits
wao: it's pop-art group, which hacked czech parlament
wao: we 'hacked' their phones :)
wao: use timeslider there
wao: and go with mouse over line
wao: one mistake there was
wao: they found that, that one politic doesnt hold his phone in hand, so how he can send sms? :/
wao: or another was like asleep or sleeping :D
wao: during work hours of parlament :)
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mircea_popescu: and for our fellow usians watching this : the guy isn't in jale, either.
wao: oh yes, they also did Direct Democracy == published all politics cellphone numbers on wall and attached phone with spoofed sms.
mircea_popescu: because eastern europe is the fucking bastion of western civilisation these days,
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BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I'm vaguely familiar with the concept
BingoBoingo: I just have trouble beliving in them given the lack of compelling use cases
BingoBoingo: The concept of the motorcycle also leaves me a bit wary as it can be heisted by a cheap angry compact pickup truck
BingoBoingo: Sure they were frequently so in one place i lived.
BingoBoingo: Compact mobile crane "can have problems" too
BingoBoingo: For distant readers Clayton is separated from Ferguson by most of St Louis City.
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: how have you gotten your machine to only recognize one keyboard?
assbot: Logged on 19-11-2014 19:36:54; asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: unreleased for the same reason as your bitcoind
mike_c: ;;isup qietghsaldkf.foo
kakobrekla: turns out qietghsaldkf.foo is really down.
mike_c: maybe it just pings the server?
mike_c: who knows. it does seem too optimistic.
mike_c: hm. that seems legit. I guess they just have better routes or something.
kakobrekla: my up/down monitor sez its down also not working for me this time
BingoBoingo: So we need BTC to hit the moon already so we can roll our own transoceanic fiber.
kakobrekla: if its going to the moon you need lazers or dunno space elevator
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Prolly can encode BTC transactions in Baudot and send to the moon with lasers
kakobrekla: yeah but need some mighty lazerz and clear sky
kakobrekla: prolly just like the one ascii has or something
BingoBoingo: Not so sure about clear sky, can prolly just use stronger laser
kakobrekla: well yeah if you can burn a hole in the universe you can prolly flash to moon
kakobrekla: i guess it strongly depends on recipient
kakobrekla: if you have phone camera or a kepler on the other end
cazalla: holy fuck logs, what reading!
BingoBoingo: cazalla: People need to understand the urgency of their situations
BingoBoingo: And maybe he'll get revenge with pictures of the gross sutures
cazalla: xanthyos: my doctor just hung up on me bcv i said he's a faggot <<< that's a good example of "passive bullying"
cazalla: nubbins`: BingoBoingo cazalla let's see a qntra story about blazedout's 28btc piece of wood <<< identifying wood.. it's wood type article? heh, i wouldn't buy that but i'll leave the man alone to enjoy his wood collection
cazalla: xanthyos: when i was testing his empathy level on the phone <<< are you sure you're not a woman?
cazalla: danielpbarron: anyway his mom called the cops <<< is she trying to get him killed or what
mats_cd03: hey man, you're actively bullying him
mircea_popescu: an outbound router i sometimes use got attacked earlier.
mircea_popescu: no idea exactly how this worked, will know more once the cutup shop is done cutting it up. in any case, it had an over-the-net update somehow.
mircea_popescu: the only problem being that the server is supposedly inactive, HOWEVER
mircea_popescu: holy shit all these image pastebins want you to "malke an account wtf"
mircea_popescu: nah, im preliminary convinced this is the nsa something-or-the-other
assbot: Logged on 19-11-2014 09:07:55; BingoBoingo: * assets_idle_bot (~fivezerot@unaffiliated/fivezerotwo) has joined #bitcoin-assets << You know... there's a log...
chetty: trying to install a sniffer?
mircea_popescu: anyway, that favico was briefly reditrcting to 127.0.0.1 earlier, which is why i went to all the trouble of pasting it etc.
mircea_popescu: chetty, i imagine some sort of dns mitm or whatever noob "techz" the nsa script kiddies worship\
punkman: icon is from broadbandreports.com
cazalla: well, fivezerotwo did tell me he would have a surprise for #b-a in a few days
cazalla: i thought it would amount to nothing more than ddos of pizza deliveries though
mircea_popescu: punkbot, yeah, but supposedly nothing was ever hosted there.
punkman: it's a nameserver, has like 10k websites associated
BingoBoingo: The 90's are far enough in the past for some people to have nostalgia
davout: seriously, it's just me, on different computers, with different connections
rithm: sometimes i can't get to things on the internets and usually may tracerout to that ip fails but ymmv
cazalla: davout, it's down here too, all morning as well as last night before zzz
davout: rithm: thanks for the tip, just had a look seems DNS related
rithm: DNS is a good place to start too
davout: dig NS qntra.net doesn't yield shit
rithm: i was gonna type that but i thought it was condescending :)
rithm: you know i manage like Tier A support peeople
davout: ;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: SERVFAIL, id: 64465
gribble: Error: "->>HEADER<<-" is not a valid command.
rithm: i have to remind them of what the fuck DNS is every goddamn day
davout: "SERVFAIL means that the domain does exist and the root name servers have information on this domain, but that the authoritative name servers are not answering queries for this domain."
davout: kakobrekla: domain names, too fucking mainstream
davout: kakobrekla: what exactly do you mean by "whitelisted" ?
davout: as in name-mapped in my hosts file?
assbot: Logged on 19-11-2014 02:41:42; mircea_popescu: well, if you can't see it, send me your ip and you too can be whitelisted!
kakobrekla: but yeah, hosts fix would fix dns issue
kakobrekla: but that whitelist is separate from dns
davout: kakobrekla: so you need to be whitelisted only when accessing it directly by IP?
davout: or is this some whitelist-only mirror?
kakobrekla: going by ip works most of the time but apparently not all the time
davout: deterministic behaviour, too fucking mainstream
davout: who configured the DNS ?
danielpbarron: 05:22 <+BingoBoingo> I suspected he was going to DoS home ips << p.sure that's what happened to me this morning
BingoBoingo: Well, prolly best to not connect or join chan without cloaks
kakobrekla: cant you stone someone to death over the internet?
BingoBoingo: Can't hide daggers in our IRC cloaks either, scam
danielpbarron: for those interested in an update to the "broken penis" drama; xanthyos went into surgery today
davout: danielpbarron: good for him, he seemed to be in quite a bit of pain and stress earlier
davout: mike_c: no everything went ok, they didn't have to cut it
davout: IT JUST FELL OFF BY ITSELF
mike_c: hehe. too much whining led to the penis just falling off ;)
BingoBoingo: <mike_c> did they unbreak it? << Reading up on the surgery today what the surgeon probably did was open it up to clear out the colugulated blood, sutured the broken boner fascia, and then put the whole thing back together as best they can
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Did he make it out of surgery yet?
mike_c: that's going to be a hell of a scar.
danielpbarron: i don't know; no contact since he was about to go in
davout: not to mention a story that's carved in the logs rock
mats_cd03: i will pray for the safe return of his dong
mats_cd03: (on another note: if mp's ego explodes, and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?)
danielpbarron: "This one really hurts.. like I got punched in the gut and betrayed by a friend." << lol thief is now his friend, or bitcoin is his friend; guy got his feelings hurt
danielpbarron: the address he included doesn't have any transactions, so i'm guessing he still has just the 0 bitcoin he probably started with
BingoBoingo: davout: Paymium should have an option to dispay BTC amounts in Butts, where a But = 210,000 BTC
BingoBoingo: davout: Butts simplify the monetary base since there's only 100 of them
BingoBoingo: davout: And when you implement the optional Butts denomination pls tell Qntra first for exclusive story and great /r/Bitcoin troll
davout: incidentally 1 butt-bit ~= 2.1 bitcoin
davout: i would totally click on qntra's contact link, if only it accepted to load
BingoBoingo: Magic how powers of 10 work. And a bitty bit butt would be 210 satoshis so still better than reddit currency.
BingoBoingo: Could be huge on /r/bitcoin and /r/buttcoin
davout: i think we could make a better headline : "How decentralized micro-tipping helped a man get his broken cock fixed"
cazalla: he could even use tips to pay for extension/reduction depending on the circumstances, in for surgery anyway so why not
BingoBoingo: And if the surgery doesn't work out, with the malpractice insurance money maybe he can reverse Buterin's waterfall.