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asciilifeform: the kindergarten term for the concept is 'side channel'.
asciilifeform: we already established that these folx never properly graduate from kindergarten.
mircea_popescu: totally such a land of opportunity, to get to play all the kindergarten games as adults.
mircea_popescu: but in fairness, i still've not recovered from the whole kindergarten game ustards apparently play at airports, where the genossen lehrerin yells "freeze" and everyone does.
asciilifeform: this might be kindergarten item , but :
asciilifeform: IamAGirlsoInever: it seems that you have mistook the address. the kindergarten door is three doors down.
pete_dushenski: wat. gotta teach the kids how to talk. not everyone went to asciilifeform's kindergarten in the clouds.
asciilifeform: compared performance of 'kindergarten' multiplier ( halfword at a time, uses machine's MUL instr. which apparently IS constant-time on x86 (but NOT on arm! would need test routine at warmup to establish if can use MUL ) )
mircea_popescu: i wasn't thinking of anything specific, past the indeed kindergarten intuition that there's more to the triplet than we figured out.
asciilifeform pictures tmsr number theory school. it's an earthen pit, with an old kindergarten textb00k...
Framedragger: mno, secrecy implies kindergarten perhaps, tho. anyway, impossible to argue due to the former
ben_vulpes: but the chemistry is of kindergarten grade. go, buy railcars of ni, fe, assemble.
mircea_popescu: i'm like in adult kindergarten.
mircea_popescu: i'm not about to hire any convicted child rapists to run my kindergarten, shock and awe.
asciilifeform: in kindergarten one learns that that's what defines scam
ben_vulpes: kindergarten ouch
mircea_popescu: lol ben_vulpes running his kindergarten with proper red/black stars an errythang!
mircea_popescu: phf this is sane, imo. exposes all the dirty hacks which "in kindergarten" etc.
mircea_popescu: kindergarten had a power outage one day.
pete_dushenski: you probably already know this but it's awfully hard to take your 'snore this' and 'kindergarten that' seriously when you move the goalposts so. but it's still fun trying to pin the lubed eel, don't get me wrong.
mircea_popescu: depends on which kindergarten one went to amirite alfier
mircea_popescu: (taking schoolgirl to abandoned / out of service train and fucking her is, i expect, kindergarten-universal yes.)
mircea_popescu: THIS KINDERGARTEN LEVEL BULLSHIT!!1
mircea_popescu: consider the point! http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-11#1625177 << to this i could say, "the defensive play, of course, being to always link to the baseline when a field is discussed" to which his retort would be, of course, "yeah and he;ll just say a string with kindergarten in it". ☝︎
asciilifeform: ought to help those folx for whom kindergarten happened long, long ago, to picture the subj of today's thread.
Framedragger: trinque: it's just a kindergarten way of wrapping up some syscalls. will obviously benchmark outside it later. i wasn't completely certain that my tool wouldn't trash the host fs. :)
Framedragger: (really kindergarten level simple but wanted to see this myself, could be useful for reference - unless it's incorrect..)
asciilifeform: ^ kindergarten basic
a111: Logged on 2017-02-27 19:24 asciilifeform: this is kindergarten fact. but still.
asciilifeform: this is kindergarten fact. but still. ☟︎
asciilifeform: fwiw in fact i never once saw up close the shooting of a chopper. and subj was not covered in my kindergarten.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: no pointer contemplated, just knuth's trinary arithmetic scheme, familiar from kindergarten.
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: funfact kindergarten cop is a textbook "comedic thriller"
asciilifeform: this is kindergarten material, i thought.
mircea_popescu: the "tools" are kindergarten items because the people are kindergarten kids.
pete_dushenski: thanks! putting these kindergarten compsci classes and node set-up skills to use. slowly making progress!
asciilifeform: i don't even see this as specifically greek - it is standard 'blub effect', modern plankton thinks 'maths is what i learned in kindergarten', negative space -- universal
a111: Logged on 2016-12-19 13:42 Framedragger: but also asciilifeform's; and if you google phuctor it's.. clear? hm. this goes back to the discussion of kindergarten kids stamping their name everywhere, cf. kids who don't
Framedragger: but also asciilifeform's; and if you google phuctor it's.. clear? hm. this goes back to the discussion of kindergarten kids stamping their name everywhere, cf. kids who don't ☟︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform your kindergarten went out of business, what can i tell you.
a111: Logged on 2016-12-17 13:25 mircea_popescu: this didn't seem worth the evaluation so i passed it) a "pyramid of science" pecking order may well be involved, in the sense that "oh, we learned null sets in kindergarten" and phf's english, while formally fine, does not actually serve him well enough to convey this difference i don't suspect. g) what's "das man" ? h) how did ph
mircea_popescu: but in truth there's two kinds of kids in the kindergarten, those who go around writing their name on all the cubes and those who go around pointing at all the things and saying "mine!"
mircea_popescu: this didn't seem worth the evaluation so i passed it) a "pyramid of science" pecking order may well be involved, in the sense that "oh, we learned null sets in kindergarten" and phf's english, while formally fine, does not actually serve him well enough to convey this difference i don't suspect. g) what's "das man" ? h) how did ph ☟︎
asciilifeform: as someone who ~likes~ 'functional' languages, etc., i still must point out that it is a highly questionable business to use a language where there is not a simple, kindergarten correspondence b/w each line of the program and what the machine physically does, for safety-critical equipment.
BingoBoingo: http://www.ew.com/article/2016/02/16/kindergarten-cop-2-trailer
a111: Logged on 2016-11-16 04:55 ben_vulpes: i thought this was kindergarten fuckatronix
ben_vulpes: i thought this was kindergarten fuckatronix ☟︎
asciilifeform: this we learn in kindergarten, yes, but i somehow pictured that mircea_popescu wanted to make a spectacle .
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-10#1565224 << jam, as we learn in kindergarten, happened yesterday, and will happen again -- tomorrow. but not today. ☝︎
asciilifeform: and to visit upstack, this is kindergarten intro-to-graphics матчасть ( http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-13#1541325 ) -- tear-flicker vanishes around 12-15 f.p.s. ☝︎
asciilifeform: other than this, it is an elementary, kindergarten 'you can't eat money' observation
hanbot: also, wikipedia pretense breaking down via kindergarten illustrations (found @ 'exertional rhabdomyolysis'): http://archive.is/dNLHL
ben_vulpes: get a temperature controllable oven, start with soft steel and harden it per the kindergarten heat treatment tables
asciilifeform: (incidentally, everybody in kindergarten makes fun of the italian tanks with 4 reverse gears, but for some reason nobody discusses american ejection seat developed for $maxint, but never deployed, in vietnam, with its own built-in little airplane wings, so as to skedaddle out of enemy lines when escaping!)
asciilifeform: 'tis a good thing that not everyone goes to same kindergarten..
mircea_popescu: hey, we didn't all go to the same kindergarten!
shinohai: Someone has to teach Republican Kindergarten
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform sometimes i suspect you might have been the only one at your kindergarten :)
asciilifeform: afaik we all here went to kindergarten, read of herr nietzsche's slave morality, etc..
asciilifeform: kindergarten thermodynamics.
asciilifeform: this is kindergarten material. (granted, it was not in '45)
asciilifeform: ... didn't mircea_popescu have a separate kindergarten for these folks..?
asciilifeform: this is kindergarten material.
asciilifeform: this is kindergarten material - does anyone really misconceive zeus et al as 'allahs' ?!
asciilifeform: herdimmunity is kindergarten material aha
mircea_popescu pictures someone who actually feels shame over not having read the references here. imagine! you got "i used to fuck lions in kindergarten" alf ; native russian poet afficionado and whatever else phf is, then there's the cinematic tradition, and the...
mircea_popescu: this is kindergarten-level stupid.
asciilifeform: to kindergarten pupils.
asciilifeform: (is it from first fight in kindergarten ?)
asciilifeform: derpus americanus can plagiarize essay in kindergarten and ~not feel like a dolt~
hanbot: oh i saw that in kindergarten (NO.)
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-17#1523013 << public hashrate tables can be made to look like anything you like - it is kindergarten-level spamatronics ☝︎
mircea_popescu: anyway. gathering some data would lead us to FIRST think about "disease, poverty war". THEN after we've grown out of kindergarten and its infantile emotional responses, it would lead us to think about our priors, such as "Every life is sacred", and so on.
ben_vulpes: "kindergarten opsec lessons!11!" as asciilifeform would say
ben_vulpes: srsly this is kindergarten rocket chem
mircea_popescu: re regexp : yes, kindergarten level but TOO MANY OF COMPLEX
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-12#1501996 << it is kindergarten-level discrete maths.. ☝︎
asciilifeform: 'Law enforcement officers, pre-Kindergarten through 12th grade teachers, firefighters and emergency medical technicians can contribute to community revitalization while becoming homeowners through HUD's Good Neighbor Next Door Sales Program. HUD offers a substantial incentive in the form of a discount of 50% from the list price of the home. In return you must commit to live in the property for 36 months as your sole residence.'
ben_vulpes: > kindergarten botronics
asciilifeform: so far this is kindergarten botronics
asciilifeform: http://www.codeproject.com/Articles/425456/Your-Digital-Fountain << pictoral explanation, for kindergarten children
mircea_popescu: rather than a bs "here's some colors because we're from the special needs kindergarten", could "the baltimore expert guy" instead provide a heatmap with all the murders, stabbings, whatnot ? could have a little card, date, people involved, etc.
asciilifeform is aware of kindergarten game theory and is not astonished
mircea_popescu: apparently they went to a different kindergarten than yours.
shinohai: All those positive comments, it's like gold stars from kindergarten teacher
mircea_popescu: that's the one loose end of the world right now, that they somehow got the idea everyone's a child and their kindergarten "rules" matter in the objective.
asciilifeform: this is kindergarten diddlatronics.
ben_vulpes: kindergarten, maybe.
asciilifeform: it reminds me of a dream i had once, where i was in charge of some kindergarten thing, and a ragged bum knocks on the door, outside - storms, rains, - 'quick, quick, i need to fry in your electric chair!' he gasps. i reply 'sorry, we only have a child-sized one here!' but he persists, squeezes himself in
asciilifeform: this is kindergarten-basic.
mircea_popescu: and you're a poopynose!! ha-HA!!! calling names is how you solve problems you don't wish to consider! YAY KINDERGARTEN
ben_vulpes: there's no actual panic, botneko-chan. there are a zillion for-hire-for-pennies social media accounts supporting some nsa plants attempts to matter with kindergarten grade psyops.
asciilifeform: it means what everybody's kindergarten textbook had it mean!11
punkman: well not in kindergarten, but I did play this game on paper once
asciilifeform: this is kindergarten material.
asciilifeform: (the otp proof is kindergarten-level - the ciphertext tells you nothing at all - as in 0 bits - about the key or the plaintext)
asciilifeform: which, yes, contradicts everybody's kindergarten textbook, but bear with me
asciilifeform: well also because did not go to kindergarten, never learned concept of suppressive fire
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: ideally he learned it in kindergarten
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: ideally he learned it in kindergarten when he added 2+2. correctly.