mircea_popescu: http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/erect-the-man-billboard/ << in case anyone was wondering who patreon/gofundme/the rest of silycon valley webscams were ripping off : dick masterson.

mircea_popescu: bwahahaha this gotta be in teh logs : http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dick-mastersons-2009-man-challenge/#more-1207

mircea_popescu: great tits, great asses, as tall as your dick altogether.

mircea_popescu: in which vein, "why does this place smell of dick ?!" "i farted."

mircea_popescu: which reduces to "there ARE practical limits to labels for things ; and they are unrelated to the sizes of the things, i expect the WORD for ant, dick, car and aeroplane to all fit the ~5.6 characters rule as universally enforced in alphabet"

mircea_popescu: or wait, this actually is dick rather.

mircea_popescu: "well there's no shoulders on dick, honey."

mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo honestly if anything he's moar like dick harper (jim carrey)

mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i watched last night "fun with dick and jane", which is a fine throwaway. other than tea leoni making a way the fuck better applegate/bancroft/whatever (these typically ustardian huswife of businessman roles, where businessman is one of those schmucks doing nothing, "vp of ziggler-engels" sorta thyings). but the interestinfg part is : the guy gets a promotion. the signalling signs of this promotion are, that they

mircea_popescu: so, frenchwoman : oh, it was fabulous. during the day jean-luc anchored me with his dick up my butt and held me up while pierre fucked me standing ; while at night they switched.

mircea_popescu: yeah totally, my dick is now best approximated by a high cocktose corn stalk, 8 meters long an' there's twelve different ears the hos can fuck themselves silly with on its generous girthy length

mircea_popescu: !~google pencil dick

mircea_popescu: shinohai and my dick up his ass feels like paradise.

mircea_popescu: whereas i was in my best shape in my 20s also : i ate steak for breakfast, three deserts a day, i don't think i ever went to bed before ingurgigating 4k calories and i was mostly so skinny, if i laid on my back in swim trunks i could see my own dick.

mircea_popescu: i think "dick" makes, phonetically, a better huy than cock or anything else. has a nice ring to it.

mircea_popescu: phf and not using any word ROOT that's not you know, dick.

mircea_popescu: "what the dick, are you dicked ? why the dickendicking! disdick the dick! dicks dick! dicker dick, why dick with it ?"

mircea_popescu: it's all dicks, huy. just you know, dis-dick-entangle and un-dick-bother and whatnot.

mircea_popescu: the REASON, however, is not that africans have shittier genes. i was able to verify their genes are just fine, with my dick. african genes make tall, pretty girls that fuck just as fine as white girls. and they even have better asses on average.

mircea_popescu: why not you know, dick-mold the things from the get go

mircea_popescu: and gengis was what, getting lipstick rainbows on his tiny dick from austrian "students" ?

mircea_popescu: but, in correct terminology, it is very directly v-for-thought, and nothing else, and no more. "i thought i was writing code" "where's your press ?" "fuck. i understand now i was actually, and literally, and without remainder, just pouring sand on my dick for the novelty of the sensation, exactly like 3 yo first-time-at-black-sea does!"

mircea_popescu: anyway, this existed in romania too, weirdly enough just about syncrhonously, early 90s. it was an incredible collection of chicks nobody would fuck with a hog's dick and really pedosmiled older dudes.

mircea_popescu: el headcages wonder why would a literary character stick one on his dick.

mircea_popescu: people are liek "oh, mp can't be rich & powerful because rich & powerful people don't irc". totally, because it is really the goal of my life as well as everyone reasonable to be as rich and powerful as trump, so as to live the great life of idiots trying to insert cathetercam up your dick as you're trying to pee

mircea_popescu: consider there's girls watching teh dick clubbing

mircea_popescu: blows dat dick like statal "positions of power" meant something.

mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-31#1663769 << yet procreation works whether you wash your dick or don't. scandalously, it seems it actually works better if you don't. ☝︎☟︎

mircea_popescu: "hey, baby, what you doin' sat night ? wanna come to YACHT ?!?!" she's more likely to break her pomodoro dinner date to go on a yacht than vice versa. then it's a "well, i'm horny and there's only one dick here, i guess i like this guy. else i'm a whore. i'm totally not a whore though, so i really like him."

mircea_popescu: that's the whole story. if you're not ok with your kid cutting up the puppy you bought it to see what's inside, you're not ok with having a dick. there's no stop on the slope.

mircea_popescu: my most frustrating experience in this vein was back in dos dies, one of those maxtor 40mb, dick-tall drives. which i thought properly immortal, at the time.

mircea_popescu: "my dick's gnarlier but thicker than normal"

mircea_popescu: could get a ----- BEGIN DICK DESCRIPTOR ----- header that'd allow ytou to estimate upfront.

mircea_popescu: there is no "oh, i was busy with my dick" excuse to explain why couldn't find way out of paper bag.

mircea_popescu: not even anything to do with them, too much variance in customer material. maybe you got a dick growing out your ear, what's she to do.

mircea_popescu: there is this very specific failure mode whereby computerists who for naive reasons decide "they don't play computer games" end up game-ifying their daily life. it is way the fuck better to level up a warlock than to dick around "saving" typing and growing a crop of tomatoes on your balcony.

mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-11#1625537 entirely. ther'es hordes of chicks who are taught to dick about with "google analytics". there's hordes of dicklets who docker. there's a whole population of people who in 1817 would have been making textiles by hand. ☝︎

mircea_popescu: it's great for otherwise idle dorks to dick about with.

mircea_popescu: understand the problem fairly and well. hojo sanemasa got out of bed, and went to the beach. he could have stayed in bed and pulled on his dick (not! very pointedly not, pulled on concubine's clits and nippes -- that's exactly like showing up for war. if you want an equivallent -- checked his reddit.) what does this fundamental breach entitle him to ?

mircea_popescu: aha. suddenly they would swallow any dick, just as long as it's not trump.

mircea_popescu: every dick and jane's expectation that "we did it reddit" is the faint echo of, man walked on the moon and generally speaking drove a wedge forcing a reevaluation of the celestial peerage. "as eternal as the nile flood" is no longer equal to "as eternal as the tide".

mircea_popescu: o ya, major shortage of dick pix at chateau mp, derp's a lifesaver.

mircea_popescu: holy shit, suck a dick once, replay a million times ? every boring housewife's dream come true!

mircea_popescu: (altogether a fine example of ~genuine~ fag aesthetic ; visually as well as eg http://www.buttmagazine.com/magazine/sexreviews/artist-is-compelled-to-suck-jawbreaking-dick-during-random-grindr-hookup-with-cocktease/ )

mircea_popescu: gabriel_laddel_p you're going the wrong direction. you don't need something MORE abstract to dick around with.

mircea_popescu: somehow exactly nobody in the idiocratic party stood up at the convention and said "the reason we couldn't get our girl elected is that for 30 years while we had the resources, we squandered them on sucking black dick instead of spending them on whips for the same blacks"

mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-09#1599727 << i'm with her. a woman may be assumed to be cowardly, and a black man may be assumed to be a thief, and an asian guy may be assumed to have a small dick, and if that works for you all the better. but it dun work in general, i don't think, nor in my experience. all children are born cowardly, all modern society tends to encourage it, the few who get out of infantilism aren't very gen ☝︎

mircea_popescu kind-of has a hankering to dick around with "ai", but no time to fuck with linux eigenstates.

mircea_popescu: it ~never had a corpse to eat, it sucked its own dick for as long as that lasted.

mircea_popescu: do they pump white smoke off the chimney if his dick is on the right side ?