mircea_popescu: wow
mircea_popescu: this somehow has never occured to me.
asciilifeform: lomachinsky (coroner d00d, mentioned a few threads ago) devoted whole chapter to 'death by carelessness with vacuum sources'
asciilifeform: though a more typical scenario is the small private swimming pool common in usa.
asciilifeform: (also described by american writer chuck palahniuk)
mircea_popescu: it seems this is set to blow
asciilifeform: to suck!
mircea_popescu: air escapes through turbulet flow under the rubber
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform how do you figure ?
asciilifeform: the photo does not say which hose is which. but if 'blow', then all set for embolism
mircea_popescu: nah, 1400w engine isn't nearly strong enough.
mircea_popescu: healthy young female will iwthstand fucking with literal jackhammer, as long as no bones are touched her soft parts can take it.
shinohai imagines mircea_popescu trying this out in the harem sometime soon
mircea_popescu: eh, vacuum cleaners.
BingoBoingo: for mp's purposes most useful part is the metal end pipe
mircea_popescu: !$ssh
scriba: ssh banner of as seen on 2016-06-13: SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_5.3p1 Debian-3ubuntu7.1
oglafbot: http://oglaf.com/blockade/
mircea_popescu: and in other "who's reading trilema" news, Grabber (SDSC) http://www.sdsc.edu/
mircea_popescu: "SDSC provides a unique blend of advanced computing and expertise that serves as a local, state and national gateway for collaboration, innovation and education for an era defined and transformed by its information."
mircea_popescu: such fluff it could be a car name without missing a beat.
ben_vulpes: heh in other miserable names someone put "winkers" in my face last week
mircea_popescu: whassat ?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes btw i got it for you.
mircea_popescu: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/Irz1K/?raw=true << that's how a call to you looks.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: selfhost your CSS!!!
BingoBoingo: brb, sober time
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3C9977A85B069AE0699A189EB31BF27481F36C37207F11F3DA5D027B28CD0461 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1726...2069 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (sd2306.sivit.org. FR)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3C9977A85B069AE0699A189EB31BF27481F36C37207F11F3DA5D027B28CD0461 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1606...4333 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (sd2306.sivit.org. FR)
asciilifeform: Nerim est l'Opérateur Internet et Télécom des Entreprises !
asciilifeform: lel
mats: oh good, qntra cites breitbart now
mircea_popescu: hey, their guy won the race.
mats: yes, i also support the agitator of the hour when it's convenient
mircea_popescu: i literally can't remember how long since new york times' guy won the race.
mircea_popescu: possibly truman ?
mats: re-publication of work by nu-goebbels is hard to read
mircea_popescu: quote ?
mats: >Today revelations by a whistle blower within the US National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration demonstrated that a key paper produced by the agency under the Hussein Bahamas administration which served as "motivation" during recent negotiations in Paris was plagued by fraudulent manipulation of facts (archived). The bogeyman of "climate change"
mats: has been held up by socialists of all flavors as a scourge demanding statal control of energy production and expenditures as an only supposed remedy.
mats: not looking to stir things up here, however, i feel qntra copy has been hit-or-miss for some time
mircea_popescu: well yes, but like with all reports, it helps if it's more than "i get an error".
mats: i recommend vigilant use of the active tense and to keep things simple
mircea_popescu: that part's not disputed i dun think.
mats: insider phraseology without some link to context has also got to go
mircea_popescu: did you just do that ?
mats: i don't see any variety speak above where it'd be relevant
mircea_popescu: so which insider phraseology has got to go.
mircea_popescu: it's almost as if you're speaking to some sort of consensus that exists to you only. you expect ima somehow guess what you mean because it's universal or what exactly ?
mircea_popescu: it's not universal.
mats: 'Hussein Bahamas' makes me gag every time
mircea_popescu: not my fault ustards voted the derp into office. stick to people with christian names, avoid the problem.
mircea_popescu: but anyway -- the 44th us president will be known as hussein bahamas long after he's forgotten in any other sense. everything else will go, that much stays. he's called whatever the fuck we say he's called, and in his case this is a lot better than any alternative.
mircea_popescu: i suppose indian style he could be "the incompetent fuckwad who got ahead through affirmative action and ruined being black for everyone else"
asciilifeform quite liked the (now -- largely forgotten) : gorbama
mircea_popescu: in better comedy gold, trump now on the record re fake media covering up terrorist attacks.
asciilifeform: iirc somali machete hero did not even appear in the beobachter
mircea_popescu: aha. that's what makes this so good, that for all the libertard indignation there's plenty of supporting factlets.
mircea_popescu: o and the leaked "freedom of religion" ie http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-02#1610995☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-02-02 17:05 mircea_popescu: http://s2.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20170201&t=2&i=1171009855 << in other news, it'd seem the party's over for darkies, brownies, trannies, furries, latinos etceteras.
mircea_popescu also likes how the "black lives matter" court clerk is "a federal judge appointed by g w bush" depending where one looks.
shinohai: http://trilema.com/2016/kismia-dating-scam/#comment-121280 <<< looks like iy's your lucky day mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: o ya, major shortage of dick pix at chateau mp, derp's a lifesaver.
shinohai: kek
mircea_popescu: we use them to pay bills, turns out they're more valuable than benjies.
shinohai: I have received 8 DM's on twitter this week containing dick pics, thinking I wish to forward them to models.
mircea_popescu: lmao
mircea_popescu: it's hard out there for a pimp.
mircea_popescu: o wait wait, forgot - the holocaust in trump's reading is sort-of merged with katyn to become this indistinct polack-jew-gypsy-czech-etcetera bonfire.
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/5z4YU << in other news, apparently navy seals as shitty as us army generally.
BingoBoingo: * mircea_popescu also likes how the "black lives matter" court clerk is "a federal judge appointed by g w bush" depending where one looks. << Tradition is for the lower bowels of the court Pres takes Senator's suggestion in return for favors later
mircea_popescu: aha.
BingoBoingo: Part of the grease that used to let two party system work
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu: back in the days when nyt still mattered in any sense, long long ago in a land far far away.
mircea_popescu: o speaking of which, " Somebody with aptitude and conviction should buy the FAKE NEWS and failing @nytimes and either run it correctly or let it fold with dignity! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 29, 2017"
mircea_popescu: course who the fuck would pay money for that spamsite...
BingoBoingo: http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=6515
shinohai: http://nypost.com/2017/02/06/drug-dealer-whose-sentence-was-commuted-by-obama-is-back-behind-bars/ <<< Best Hussein Bahamas "Fuck You" I've read so far.
mircea_popescu: "Examples of existing business arrangements that constitute violations of the foreign-emoluments clause include: China’s state-owned Industrial and Commercial Bank of China is the largest tenant in Trump Tower, and the state-owned Bank of China is a major lender to Trump."
mircea_popescu: check it out, the fucktards suddenly discovered htis exists.
mircea_popescu: !#s icbc
a111: 21 results for "icbc", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=icbc
mircea_popescu: pink sheets eh.
phf: once they figured "grabbing pussy" doesn't work, they reluctantly switched to this whole "journalistic work" thing. what the hell yo gotta try everything once you know?
mircea_popescu: awww/
mircea_popescu: but how could grabbing pussy not have worked!!11
mircea_popescu: putin influenced teh grab.
mircea_popescu: o wow check this out, they even got the ayatollah out of the mothball closet!
mircea_popescu: meanwhile at the epicenter of hot blondies, http://s3.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20170206&t=2&i=1171630335
mircea_popescu: incidentally, anyone actually looked into the "so called judge", james robart ? turns out he's a proper judge as opposed to the glorified court clerks the us has been replacing the judgeship with ; pretty famous in seattle for tearing down seattle's ban on strip clubs.
mircea_popescu: oh man, the fucking 70s... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4BZnwTWIAAH26J.jpg
mircea_popescu: (pro tip : if your girl's comfortable taking shoes to bed, i've probably seen her naked before you have.)
phf: amusingly enough, the consensus among local nordics (swedes, norgewians and danes so far) is that "pussy grabbing" is just an obvious, if an extreme reaction to the american political correctness insanity
phf: so even the "nodic" allies are not buying the narrative
mircea_popescu: which it exactly is neh ?
mircea_popescu: try this experiment, see what it'd take to entice male randomly chosen to grab woman. even if from behind.
mircea_popescu: it'll be a degree of magnitude cheaper to get same fellow to sucker punch someone.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes turns out danielpbarron is working the daylights out of mz lustt eh ? :D
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-07#1612083 << witness, absolutely as if clitler were on the iron throne☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-02-07 12:37 mircea_popescu: meanwhile at the epicenter of hot blondies, http://s3.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20170206&t=2&i=1171630335
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-07#1612084 << mircea_popescu is mistaken in the belief that usa has a seekrit inner core of 'sane judges'. there is no such thing as a sane judge in a reich. any more than you can have a 'sane' rubyonlgbtpqrs programmer.☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-02-07 12:54 mircea_popescu: incidentally, anyone actually looked into the "so called judge", james robart ? turns out he's a proper judge as opposed to the glorified court clerks the us has been replacing the judgeship with ; pretty famous in seattle for tearing down seattle's ban on strip clubs.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-07#1612085 << is that the shot-self-in-eye d00d again? his expression! he looks as if he ~knew~...☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-02-07 13:20 mircea_popescu: oh man, the fucking 70s... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4BZnwTWIAAH26J.jpg
asciilifeform: in other lulz, clitler is bak! : '“Despite all the challenges we face, I remain convinced that YES, the future is female,” Clinton said in a videotaped message to the 2017 Makers Conference in California. Makers is a storytelling platform for raising issues impacting women.'
shinohai: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4ETpGrWMAAubHw.jpg <<< heh this is an interesting ZX clone, never seen one like it.
asciilifeform: shinohai: there literally a thousand types of this, in late '80s-early '90s
asciilifeform: most sold as kits, by grey market folk
shinohai: I've seen other clones, this one looks so ..... industrial
asciilifeform: eh it looks quite like the others
asciilifeform: iirc mircea_popescu had a fully native ro version.
phf: fwiw, not much info about it, http://speccy.info/Файл:Dik_Case.jpg
asciilifeform: not much info about most of these, typically 1-2 d00dz involved in making, and a few hundred -- sold.
asciilifeform: jungle industry.
phf: right right
phf: unrelatedly i got allegro's CLIM2 running (on an allegro). it's significantly faster than mcclim, mostly because it uses a MOTIF subtrate, which also means that it's even ugglier, and also otherwise prehistoric
phf: it looks like the codebase is entirely licensed from symbolics, and there are leftover, possibly operational bits, that talked directly to x11 (with "genera" and "(c) symbolics" all over it), at some point allegro added a subtrate layer, that they called silica, which at the moment can do a motif or a windows nt backends.
asciilifeform: phf: imho it is of purely historical interest -- just like the other smbx material
phf: it's no problem, i have a plan, i'm going to sell all my computing hardware and from then on do all my work from an ipad
asciilifeform: iirc you gotta lose pgp key first!111
asciilifeform: (then -- postbox...)
phf: y'all wanna buy some superior computing environment? i got here some good shit, my man. i just need like $10 for the bus, and then i have a guy, he's going to drop it off for me, c'mon man
shinohai: http://archive.is/PiNTr <<< lol I actually have an old fax machine somewhere, but prolly not worth effort just to troll the feebs
asciilifeform: woah -- first swallows of the dewinblowzification spring..?
asciilifeform: (prolly not. but could picture it.)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no, that's putin.
mircea_popescu: and yes they didn't change him
mircea_popescu: and no, that's a young trump with i don't recall what slut.
asciilifeform: stack trace plox, i lost the frame, which was putin
asciilifeform: ?
mircea_popescu: iron throne
asciilifeform: aa
mircea_popescu: ahahaha future is female get the fuck out of here.
mircea_popescu: do they actually hatch this idiocy or how does it come about
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/02/pence-casts-tie-breaking-vote-in-blow-to-us-socialist-extraction-machine/ << Qntra - Pence Casts Tie-Breaking Vote In Blow To US Socialist Extraction Machine
BingoBoingo: !~google Pence in our time
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Not Quite News Roundup Xtend 15 (TM)(R) – Pence In Our Time ...: <http://qntra.net/2016/11/not-quite-news-roundup-xtend-15-tmr-pence-in-our-time/>; Mike Pence's Hateful Laws Almost Kept Me From My Dying Wife - Time: <http://time.com/4576513/mike-pences-hateful-laws/>; Mike Pence Shares a Moving Christmas Message – TruthFeed: <http://truthfeed.com/mike-pence-shares-a-moving-christmas-
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo perfect.
BingoBoingo: tyvm
mircea_popescu: short and exactly to the point.
mircea_popescu: and no, trump should never have endorsed the mccain imbecile.
BingoBoingo: After mats reappearance last night put new "Active Voice!!!" sticky note on monitor.
mircea_popescu: definitely helped.
BingoBoingo: Anyways in 2018 Trump gets the Senate and McCain can fuck off to Bahamas party
asciilifeform: mccain is almost a human embodiment of usa per se. destroyed several jets through, legend has it, militant incompetence with ~own hands~, and by some accounts - entire battleship. result: promotion. (father was an admiral)
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: AHA, the George HW Bush Story repeated!!!
BingoBoingo: Bush I tossed coin in "Football Great Again!!!" game Sunday. "tossed" is exaggeration, but...
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu originally said aha to "fuck off to bahamas party", but really, whole thing.
hanbot: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-14#1567293 <<< >>> http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-03#1611182 neh.☝︎☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-11-14 21:44 asciilifeform: 'Lol this is easily the best "unhappen" yet. So as the story goes, a secret key that exists and is regularily updated since 2006 suddenly — but deliberately! — gets a shared factor in 2016, as part of a didactic exercise which consists of doing euclids and other calisthenics. As a sub-plot thickener, it is for the first time announced that it takes 11*10/2 operations to obtain a 600+ digit prime factor in Berlin, which is somewha
a111: Logged on 2017-02-03 17:21 asciilifeform: the one 'quantum comp' that is a reasonable possibility is the perpetuum mobile sort. where, e.g., a class of weak (i.e. cheaply breakable from birth, or from a few published signatures) rsa keys is discovered in the dungeons, and dressed up into a 'we haz magical rsa breaker box, go switch to $shitcrypto'
asciilifeform: hanbot: there are possible broad classes of diddled rng that will result in trivially breakable keys, but not phuctorable in the usual sense (without my knowing the trick)
asciilifeform: there are also several known classes of ~naturally~ occurring 'sad prime', and some unknown number of unknown such classes.
asciilifeform: plenty of room for alchemy.
asciilifeform: consider a very simple example, the debian keys. prior to when i added their factors to the 8ball by hand, only a handful of them popped.
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-07#1612018 << gotit☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-02-07 00:58 mircea_popescu: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/Irz1K/?raw=true << that's how a call to you looks.
asciilifeform: (because there were 32768 possible primes of every particular size, which makes for very few natural collisions.)
ben_vulpes: willfix
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/Pc0Ty/?raw=true
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: hanbot: conceivably, a sabotaged generator that yields 2**32 possible keys, will result in ~0 natural collisions, and remain invisible to phuctor unless i first find it via some other means.
asciilifeform: (elementary application of 'birthday theorem')
asciilifeform: it may even be that ~most~ rsa keys, such as presently exist, are cheaply breakable.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/02/police-one-forum-hacked-in-2015-users-notified-now/ << Qntra - Police One Forum Hacked In 2015, Users Notified Now
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: didja ever learn how the hell shitflare got between you and anybody at all ?
asciilifeform: it seems like a first-class wtf to me, supposing that ben_vulpes did not have it ~anywhere~ in his stack at any point
ben_vulpes: no, i goofed. left a link to someone else's css.
asciilifeform: aah
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: can ssl or gpg be beaten into eating a specific file of entropy without patching them?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: nope
ben_vulpes: strikes me as nutty
asciilifeform: grab the canonical source (deedbotted by mircea_popescu) and see for yourself.
asciilifeform: (if you participated in asciilifeform's wild goose chase in august '16, you already have a copy)
ben_vulpes: i did some amount of reading, sought confirmation
asciilifeform: while we're on the subj, i will say that reading from just ~one~ centralized rng, is braindamaged;
asciilifeform: and not only in the sense of 'having 1 rng on the physical iron is braindamaged' but doing the mixing in a centralized place, known in advance to the enemy, is likewise idiotic
asciilifeform: per specificity-of-diddling lemma
asciilifeform: mix at the point of use.
asciilifeform: and other proggies running on the box have 0 business knowing which serial ttys are rngs, which are terminals, and which -- nukes
BingoBoingo: In other news, the best part of starting Brussel sprouts from seed is culling the delicious seedlings.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: if i go and dd if=/dev/whatever1234 of=foo.bin bs=512 count=1 , there is no mechanical way to say, am i generating a 4096-bit whatever key ? or reading voltages from my air conditioner ? or whichever.
asciilifeform: whereas if i say dd if=/dev/random ....
asciilifeform: this is why i did not make FUCKGOATS a usb device in the usual sense. and did not give it any 'test mode command' or in fact any way to manipulate its state from the connected comp at all.
asciilifeform: (you can put it in slave clock mode, but only by connecting physical wires in the very specific way described in the docs, and never 'from software')
asciilifeform: ('slave clock' in turn is an illustration of specificity-of-diddling. say you do not want to run the thing at the default clock, because you suspect that enemy rented the flat below yours and is microwaving your box, not only penetrating the shields but boiling your tea for you, etc. and you want to run at a different, unknown to him, frequency. well -- you can.)
hanbot: <asciilifeform> it may even be that ~most~ rsa keys, such as presently exist, are cheaply breakable. << i'd've thought accessibility only via some other means precluded cheapness. but anyway, interestingk.
asciilifeform: hanbot: cheap for the fella behind the trigger.
asciilifeform: for everyone else -- expensive.
hanbot: aha
asciilifeform: the ftmeade jargon, iirc, is 'nobus' ('no one but us'), in contrast with 'phuctor-style' discoverable hole.
hanbot: i thought it was "nothing is beyond our reach" or what's that idiocy with the octopus
asciilifeform: nah that was usg's 'geospatial intelligence' ministry.
asciilifeform: (for some reason unknown to me, the satellite folx have a separate one)
hanbot: oh right
mircea_popescu: o look at that, "it's laggy".
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: same node as earlier ?
mircea_popescu: you mean freenode ? yeah.
asciilifeform: i meant, what was foo in foo.fleanode.org
asciilifeform: (i have blacklist, with several duds already in it, for eons now)
mircea_popescu: same, verne.freenode.net[]
mircea_popescu: i kinda dun feel like connecting to their new nsa servers (no, mp doesn't buy the "user provided" angle, seeing how they wouldn't take HIS)
asciilifeform: as if one were any more or less infested than another.
mircea_popescu: in general empire is inept, the worst thing you can do for them is use their own older shit.
shinohai: I had to manually put connection ip's into jhvh1 .... for some reason it drops connection trying to resolve names
mircea_popescu: i don't use their dns.
asciilifeform: (what's the attack mode of a fleanode box, at any rate, while we're on the subj..? selectively vanishes messages ? inserts crapola ? as i see it, this will show up in the logtrons. and even if not, we have ways of reaching one another and pointing out the fact)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i imagine they think themselves advanced for being able to log chans and steal pms.
asciilifeform: i can hardly picture a fleanode that ~didn't~ log chans and pms from day 1 !
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/02/socialist-seek-to-replace-socialist-zuckerberg-on-facebook-board-for-insufficient-socialism/ << Qntra - Socialist Seek To Replace Socialist Zuckerberg On Facebook Board For Insufficient Socialism
asciilifeform: it is the reasonable thing to presuppose, re a public turd of heathen provenance.
mircea_popescu: anyway, the lulz where in same amsterdam dc box #i of 1..n suddenly "is laggy" while the rest are not, only for box j to be laggy two days after switch (ie the next tues)
mircea_popescu: this is "national security", idiocy scarcely qualified for highschool.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform sure. besides, i don't even fucking use pms, and the c
mircea_popescu: chan is logged anyway.
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "this coups"
ben_vulpes: whole sentence is kinda iffy
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: sane folx using pm, treat it as a variant of pastebin. but apparently 'the squirrels don't know that' ( http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-07#1579086 )☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-12-07 15:31 asciilifeform: man in a nuthouse. he cowers in the corner, won't let anyone come near, in very odd pose. finally the d00dz in white coats come. they ask:
mats: http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/7388/video-of-saudi-frigate-attack-released-as-ballistic-missile-hits-near-riyadh
asciilifeform: mats: if only they had with what to glass it.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: ty fxd
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "an sworn"
mircea_popescu: liek an hero ?
BingoBoingo: ty fxd, could make good meme fodder, but prolly ought to save for better opportinitit
mircea_popescu: ye
thestringpuller: mod6: wheezy doesn't want to build TRB anymore. ping me if you have a specific image that you recommend from the wheezy era
shinohai: Strange wheezy won't build trb ... I did it < month ago without issue.
mod6: should be fine with gcc 4.9.
mod6: can you send us log of what you're seeing?
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: what does gcc --version return ?
asciilifeform: and really, buildroot's gcc won't build..?
asciilifeform: would be mighty interesting to see why.
asciilifeform: meanwhile, in monkeystan, https://archive.is/4tPWe >> univ. of md. Officially proclaims willful pissing on white house:
asciilifeform: 'We will provide you with all available protections under the law and in accordance with the guidance provided by the State Attorney General: We will not release information on immigration status of our students, unless required by law. We will not share student information ​with Immigration and Custom Enforcement (ICE)​ officials without a court order. We will not permit ​ICE officials to enter campus buildings to search fo
asciilifeform: r undocumented persons, unless they have a warrant or absent exigent circumstances. UM​D police will not partner with ​ICE officials to assist with ​immigration enforcement activities. UM​D police​ will not detain, question, or arrest any individual solely on the basis of his or her undocumented status.'
asciilifeform: i.e. 'we will do exactly what we did under obummer, and fuck you, and oh hey did we mention, fuck you? and go ahead and try to pull fed funding, that button ain't connected'
asciilifeform: http://undocumented.umd.edu exists.
asciilifeform: didjaknow.
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all
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mircea_popescu: asciilifeform umd is also going away.
mircea_popescu: unlike the rich ivy leagues, it entirely lives off trump's charity.
mircea_popescu: in my own experience, it's very common for poorly socialized anal child to neeneer something along these lines, "oh you wouldn't dare" until the very first time you grab a stick and take his consciousness away.
mircea_popescu: and in picrelated, https://archive.is/jHCB2
mircea_popescu: and in other lulz, the "Special relationsheep" britain speaker of parliament declares he will oppose trump speaking in uk parliament. hurr!
mircea_popescu: (also, trump releases list of ~100 terrorist attacks, fake news agrees with itself that this changes nothing, that it's not fake news and that durr!)
mircea_popescu: "We can’t know how the battle will finish, only that it will be fought. This is, quite suddenly, the story of our time."
mircea_popescu: epic shit. i guess ima start offering a bitcent per cracked progressive head, or somesuch. lettuce fight "the battle" then huh.
shinohai: I tried to get tits in here for us today, wannabe slut won't show her face so I said "Well, can't exactly help you"
mircea_popescu: lmao
shinohai: I just don't understand girls that say "I wanna be popular and get followers, but won't show face for X reason. Why doesn't anyone like me?"
mircea_popescu: i have nfi what they're thinking. not like you can date without linking your cooch page, so wtf.
mircea_popescu: by 2017 they must have gone through the "hai" "tits or gtfo" "uhh...." cycle at least 1k times. what, they need 1k more ?
shinohai: No shit, saw this hamplanet girl getting boned by a guy in a horse mask today. Face for the world to see, no shame.
shinohai: But ask then to take a topless pic with face "Oh shit, that's too much"
mircea_popescu: she's probably got some scrawny horse at home and doesn't perceive the branch to swing to all that clearly.
BingoBoingo: Stop asking dealing with mental defectives like hamplanets?
mircea_popescu: he was making a simile
BingoBoingo: But he prefaced it with "no shit" so I assume truefax
mircea_popescu: "you're not even fat, what exactly is your problem ?" "PRECISELY that! I still hold on to my princess delusions because unlike the fatty, i've not been forced to abandon them yet."
shinohai: ^
shinohai: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4GWP2NUoAA4Cbd.jpg <<< LMAO
mircea_popescu: the only problem is that "civilisation" aka "liberal democracy" aka rank nonsense promises her "a job" doing nothing and a full trough every day, no matter what. the shit must be taken away, let the average girl worry about feeding herself, ukraine style.
mircea_popescu: lel
mircea_popescu: who does those ?
mircea_popescu: but in other lulz : whenever a "liberal" dork points out that "the electoral college is broken because hillarious clinton got 52% of the popular vote", feel free to retort the inept hag carried less than 500 counties. out of over 3000.
mircea_popescu: she's about 1 in 7.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-07#1612238 << 'trump's' usg is rather like that ameriexpat d00d's bangkok pub. that is, 'his' to ceremonially sit on.☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-02-07 22:55 mircea_popescu: unlike the rich ivy leagues, it entirely lives off trump's charity.
asciilifeform: e.g., berkeley, last i heard, not unplugged yet.
mircea_popescu: berkley has endowments. umd, not so much.
asciilifeform: nor cia generals directing ukrs, removed. etc
mircea_popescu: in fact umd is exactly in the position of "the talented mr ripley"
asciilifeform: ~0 endowments in umd. it is funded by extorting md state treasury, and secondarily by milking chumps.
mircea_popescu: (incidentally, that thing's been redone a few times, always hacky and with hacks. the original version - is with alain delon. see that, compare the ustardian ineptitude, it's a cultural shock about on the level of comparing the original diabolique with the ustardian remakes. really puts some light on the fundamental cultural inferiority of the new world.)
shinohai: !~weather
jhvh1: stormy with a chance of packeting
ben_vulpes: stormy with a chance of popescurage
mircea_popescu: heh
mircea_popescu: i'm rather amused, tbh.
mircea_popescu: diabolique with the ustardian remakes. really puts some light on the fundamental cultural inferiority of the new world.)
mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> asciilifeform so far in the ukraine the russians are on the move, the "goivernment controlled" areas shrinking. they just lost another rural shithole this morning
mircea_popescu: and, amusingly, fake news are too busy stroking each other with bathrobe talk to say anything. and then expect anyone to think very much of them. hurr.
mircea_popescu: that shit was so amusing, the collective sigh of relief on twitter, "finally, something we are qualified to discuss! bathrobes!"
mircea_popescu: omfg check it out... no lag! too bad it gets laggy sometimes ~randomly~. hurr.
asciilifeform: maybe the ftmeade pipe nao has lag, and so mircea_popescu's -- doesn't