mircea_popescu: healthy young female will iwthstand fucking with literal jackhammer, as long as no bones are touched her soft parts can take it.
shinohai imagines mircea_popescu trying this out in the harem sometime soon
BingoBoingo: for mp's purposes most useful part is the metal end pipe
scriba: ssh banner of 66.35.48.19 as seen on 2016-06-13: SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_5.3p1 Debian-3ubuntu7.1
mircea_popescu: "SDSC provides a unique blend of advanced computing and expertise that serves as a local, state and national gateway for collaboration, innovation and education for an era defined and transformed by its information."
mircea_popescu: such fluff it could be a car name without missing a beat.
ben_vulpes: heh in other miserable names someone put "winkers" in my face last week
mats: oh good, qntra cites breitbart now
mats: yes, i also support the agitator of the hour when it's convenient
mircea_popescu: i literally can't remember how long since new york times' guy won the race.
mats: re-publication of work by nu-goebbels is hard to read
mats: >Today revelations by a whistle blower within the US National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration demonstrated that a key paper produced by the agency under the Hussein Bahamas administration which served as "motivation" during recent negotiations in Paris was plagued by fraudulent manipulation of facts (archived). The bogeyman of "climate change"
mats: has been held up by socialists of all flavors as a scourge demanding statal control of energy production and expenditures as an only supposed remedy.
mats: not looking to stir things up here, however, i feel qntra copy has been hit-or-miss for some time
mircea_popescu: well yes, but like with all reports, it helps if it's more than "i get an error".
mats: i recommend vigilant use of the active tense and to keep things simple
mats: insider phraseology without some link to context has also got to go
mats: i don't see any variety speak above where it'd be relevant
mircea_popescu: it's almost as if you're speaking to some sort of consensus that exists to you only. you expect ima somehow guess what you mean because it's universal or what exactly ?
mats: 'Hussein Bahamas' makes me gag every time
mircea_popescu: not my fault ustards voted the derp into office. stick to people with christian names, avoid the problem.
mircea_popescu: but anyway -- the 44th us president will be known as hussein bahamas long after he's forgotten in any other sense. everything else will go, that much stays. he's called whatever the fuck we say he's called, and in his case this is a lot better than any alternative.
mircea_popescu: i suppose indian style he could be "the incompetent fuckwad who got ahead through affirmative action and ruined being black for everyone else"
mircea_popescu: in better comedy gold, trump now on the record re fake media covering up terrorist attacks.
mircea_popescu: aha. that's what makes this so good, that for all the libertard indignation there's plenty of supporting factlets.
mircea_popescu also likes how the "black lives matter" court clerk is "a federal judge appointed by g w bush" depending where one looks.
mircea_popescu: o ya, major shortage of dick pix at chateau mp, derp's a lifesaver.
mircea_popescu: we use them to pay bills, turns out they're more valuable than benjies.
shinohai: I have received 8 DM's on twitter this week containing dick pics, thinking I wish to forward them to models.
mircea_popescu: o wait wait, forgot - the holocaust in trump's reading is sort-of merged with katyn to become this indistinct polack-jew-gypsy-czech-etcetera bonfire.
BingoBoingo: * mircea_popescu also likes how the "black lives matter" court clerk is "a federal judge appointed by g w bush" depending where one looks. << Tradition is for the lower bowels of the court Pres takes Senator's suggestion in return for favors later
BingoBoingo: Part of the grease that used to let two party system work
mircea_popescu: back in the days when nyt still mattered in any sense, long long ago in a land far far away.
mircea_popescu: o speaking of which, " Somebody with aptitude and conviction should buy the FAKE NEWS and failing @nytimes and either run it correctly or let it fold with dignity! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 29, 2017"
mircea_popescu: course who the fuck would pay money for that spamsite...
mircea_popescu: "Examples of existing business arrangements that constitute violations of the foreign-emoluments clause include: China’s state-owned Industrial and Commercial Bank of China is the largest tenant in Trump Tower, and the state-owned Bank of China is a major lender to Trump."
☟︎ mircea_popescu: check it out, the fucktards suddenly discovered htis exists.
phf: once they figured "grabbing pussy" doesn't work, they reluctantly switched to this whole "journalistic work" thing. what the hell yo gotta try everything once you know?
mircea_popescu: o wow check this out, they even got the ayatollah out of the mothball closet!
mircea_popescu: incidentally, anyone actually looked into the "so called judge", james robart ? turns out he's a proper judge as opposed to the glorified court clerks the us has been replacing the judgeship with ; pretty famous in seattle for tearing down seattle's ban on strip clubs.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: (pro tip : if your girl's comfortable taking shoes to bed, i've probably seen her naked before you have.)
phf: amusingly enough, the consensus among local nordics (swedes, norgewians and danes so far) is that "pussy grabbing" is just an obvious, if an extreme reaction to the american political correctness insanity
phf: so even the "nodic" allies are not buying the narrative
mircea_popescu: try this experiment, see what it'd take to entice male randomly chosen to grab woman. even if from behind.
mircea_popescu: it'll be a degree of magnitude cheaper to get same fellow to sucker punch someone.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes turns out danielpbarron is working the daylights out of mz lustt eh ? :D
a111: Logged on 2017-02-07 12:54 mircea_popescu: incidentally, anyone actually looked into the "so called judge", james robart ? turns out he's a proper judge as opposed to the glorified court clerks the us has been replacing the judgeship with ; pretty famous in seattle for tearing down seattle's ban on strip clubs.
shinohai: I've seen other clones, this one looks so ..... industrial
phf: unrelatedly i got allegro's CLIM2 running (on an allegro). it's significantly faster than mcclim, mostly because it uses a MOTIF subtrate, which also means that it's even ugglier, and also otherwise prehistoric
phf: it looks like the codebase is entirely licensed from symbolics, and there are leftover, possibly operational bits, that talked directly to x11 (with "genera" and "(c) symbolics" all over it), at some point allegro added a subtrate layer, that they called silica, which at the moment can do a motif or a windows nt backends.
phf: it's no problem, i have a plan, i'm going to sell all my computing hardware and from then on do all my work from an ipad
phf: y'all wanna buy some superior computing environment? i got here some good shit, my man. i just need like $10 for the bus, and then i have a guy, he's going to drop it off for me, c'mon man
mircea_popescu: and no, that's a young trump with i don't recall what slut.
mircea_popescu: do they actually hatch this idiocy or how does it come about
mircea_popescu: and no, trump should never have endorsed the mccain imbecile.
BingoBoingo: After mats reappearance last night put new "Active Voice!!!" sticky note on monitor.
BingoBoingo: Anyways in 2018 Trump gets the Senate and McCain can fuck off to Bahamas party
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: AHA, the George HW Bush Story repeated!!!
BingoBoingo: Bush I tossed coin in "Football Great Again!!!" game Sunday. "tossed" is exaggeration, but...
mircea_popescu originally said aha to "fuck off to bahamas party", but really, whole thing.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-14 21:44 asciilifeform: 'Lol this is easily the best "unhappen" yet. So as the story goes, a secret key that exists and is regularily updated since 2006 suddenly — but deliberately! — gets a shared factor in 2016, as part of a didactic exercise which consists of doing euclids and other calisthenics. As a sub-plot thickener, it is for the first time announced that it takes 11*10/2 operations to obtain a 600+ digit prime factor in Berlin, which is somewha
a111: Logged on 2017-02-03 17:21 asciilifeform: the one 'quantum comp' that is a reasonable possibility is the perpetuum mobile sort. where, e.g., a class of weak (i.e. cheaply breakable from birth, or from a few published signatures) rsa keys is discovered in the dungeons, and dressed up into a 'we haz magical rsa breaker box, go switch to $shitcrypto'
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
ben_vulpes: no, i goofed. left a link to someone else's css.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: can ssl or gpg be beaten into eating a specific file of entropy without patching them?
ben_vulpes: i did some amount of reading, sought confirmation
BingoBoingo: In other news, the best part of starting Brussel sprouts from seed is culling the delicious seedlings.
hanbot: <asciilifeform> it may even be that ~most~ rsa keys, such as presently exist, are cheaply breakable. << i'd've thought accessibility only via some other means precluded cheapness. but anyway, interestingk.
hanbot: i thought it was "nothing is beyond our reach" or what's that idiocy with the octopus
mircea_popescu: i kinda dun feel like connecting to their new nsa servers (no, mp doesn't buy the "user provided" angle, seeing how they wouldn't take HIS)
mircea_popescu: in general empire is inept, the worst thing you can do for them is use their own older shit.
shinohai: I had to manually put connection ip's into jhvh1 .... for some reason it drops connection trying to resolve names
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i imagine they think themselves advanced for being able to log chans and steal pms.
mircea_popescu: anyway, the lulz where in same amsterdam dc box #i of 1..n suddenly "is laggy" while the rest are not, only for box j to be laggy two days after switch (ie the next tues)
mircea_popescu: this is "national security", idiocy scarcely qualified for highschool.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform sure. besides, i don't even fucking use pms, and the c
a111: Logged on 2016-12-07 15:31 asciilifeform: man in a nuthouse. he cowers in the corner, won't let anyone come near, in very odd pose. finally the d00dz in white coats come. they ask:
BingoBoingo: ty fxd, could make good meme fodder, but prolly ought to save for better opportinitit
thestringpuller: mod6: wheezy doesn't want to build TRB anymore. ping me if you have a specific image that you recommend from the wheezy era
shinohai: Strange wheezy won't build trb ... I did it < month ago without issue.
mod6: can you send us log of what you're seeing?
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 1052.0, vol: 5129.03811558 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 1030.997, vol: 5597.36894 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 1049.5, vol: 15017.12842532 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 1070.270652, vol: 14945.30990000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 1053.0, vol: 1952.24446202 | Volume-weighted last average: 1054.81203975
mircea_popescu: unlike the rich ivy leagues, it entirely lives off trump's charity.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: in my own experience, it's very common for poorly socialized anal child to neeneer something along these lines, "oh you wouldn't dare" until the very first time you grab a stick and take his consciousness away.
mircea_popescu: and in other lulz, the "Special relationsheep" britain speaker of parliament declares he will oppose trump speaking in uk parliament. hurr!
mircea_popescu: (also, trump releases list of ~100 terrorist attacks, fake news agrees with itself that this changes nothing, that it's not fake news and that durr!)
mircea_popescu: "We can’t know how the battle will finish, only that it will be fought. This is, quite suddenly, the story of our time."
mircea_popescu: epic shit. i guess ima start offering a bitcent per cracked progressive head, or somesuch. lettuce fight "the battle" then huh.
shinohai: I tried to get tits in here for us today, wannabe slut won't show her face so I said "Well, can't exactly help you"
shinohai: I just don't understand girls that say "I wanna be popular and get followers, but won't show face for X reason. Why doesn't anyone like me?"
mircea_popescu: i have nfi what they're thinking. not like you can date without linking your cooch page, so wtf.
mircea_popescu: by 2017 they must have gone through the "hai" "tits or gtfo" "uhh...." cycle at least 1k times. what, they need 1k more ?
shinohai: No shit, saw this hamplanet girl getting boned by a guy in a horse mask today. Face for the world to see, no shame.
shinohai: But ask then to take a topless pic with face "Oh shit, that's too much"
mircea_popescu: she's probably got some scrawny horse at home and doesn't perceive the branch to swing to all that clearly.
BingoBoingo: Stop asking dealing with mental defectives like hamplanets?
BingoBoingo: But he prefaced it with "no shit" so I assume truefax
mircea_popescu: "you're not even fat, what exactly is your problem ?" "PRECISELY that! I still hold on to my princess delusions because unlike the fatty, i've not been forced to abandon them yet."
mircea_popescu: the only problem is that "civilisation" aka "liberal democracy" aka rank nonsense promises her "a job" doing nothing and a full trough every day, no matter what. the shit must be taken away, let the average girl worry about feeding herself, ukraine style.
mircea_popescu: but in other lulz : whenever a "liberal" dork points out that "the electoral college is broken because hillarious clinton got 52% of the popular vote", feel free to retort the inept hag carried less than 500 counties. out of over 3000.
a111: Logged on 2017-02-07 22:55 mircea_popescu: unlike the rich ivy leagues, it entirely lives off trump's charity.
mircea_popescu: in fact umd is exactly in the position of "the talented mr ripley"
mircea_popescu: (incidentally, that thing's been redone a few times, always hacky and with hacks. the original version - is with alain delon. see that, compare the ustardian ineptitude, it's a cultural shock about on the level of comparing the original diabolique with the ustardian remakes. really puts some light on the fundamental cultural inferiority of the new world.)
jhvh1: stormy with a chance of packeting
mircea_popescu: diabolique with the ustardian remakes. really puts some light on the fundamental cultural inferiority of the new world.)
mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> asciilifeform so far in the ukraine the russians are on the move, the "goivernment controlled" areas shrinking. they just lost another rural shithole this morning
mircea_popescu: and, amusingly, fake news are too busy stroking each other with bathrobe talk to say anything. and then expect anyone to think very much of them. hurr.
mircea_popescu: that shit was so amusing, the collective sigh of relief on twitter, "finally, something we are qualified to discuss! bathrobes!"
mircea_popescu: omfg check it out... no lag! too bad it gets laggy sometimes ~randomly~. hurr.