jhvh1: You are very welcome Daddy
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "other altcorn(s) tested"
BingoBoingo: corn isn't so much a plural as it's a bulk
shinohai: I'm gonna lol if rumors of Balaji Srinivasan getting a Trump position are true. Just too lulzy.
mircea_popescu:
http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-14#1603049 << this is something your theme sorts out. the way trilema works there's a single.php and an index.php ; the former gets loaded when a definite article is being viewed, the latter when trilema.com/ root is being viewed, and pulls a random article. yours could do something else.
☝︎☟︎ a111: Logged on 2017-01-14 22:14 ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what's the mp-wp blessed method for a custom root page? i've tried writing a front-page.php (which mp-wp didn't eat, suggesting that front-page.php was a post 2.7 introduction? their documentation doesn't do time travel, so the archaeology is tough); and twiddling home.php (but i can't get home.php to behave conditionally depending on whether it's the site root)
jhvh1: mats: Time since last block: 35 minutes and 4 seconds
mircea_popescu: i saw a pretty lulzy thing in this vein today, there was a horde of zombies going by an advertising to a tv show about zombies.
mircea_popescu: ie, adult male hired inept kid to "do something or the other" because kid's mother won't shut up.
mircea_popescu: nah, somebody paid 100 rubles for "a service" and in the process created a whole fucking club of burker ging eaters droning on about THE WEB INDUSTRY IN RUSSIA
mircea_popescu: you know, specifying what kind of plastic pipe to shove up their asses.
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deedbot: candi_lustt voiced for 30 minutes.
BingoBoingo: candi_lustt Who is your daddy and what does he do?
a111: Logged on 2017-01-15 01:25 mircea_popescu:
http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-14#1603049 << this is something your theme sorts out. the way trilema works there's a single.php and an index.php ; the former gets loaded when a definite article is being viewed, the latter when trilema.com/ root is being viewed, and pulls a random article. yours could do something else.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: aaaaa you eschew the /page/n thingy
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes page is for "pages" which is a weird concept, but stuff like my eulora shop for instance
mircea_popescu: ahaha that's a right proper mess of a page you got there
ben_vulpes: your stupid thing is eating error message
mircea_popescu: it's all divs man. they float, man. let the the divs float man.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i'd seriously say if i had anything useful. but sadly...
mircea_popescu: in other news, i just got a pingback for an article you published in 2014
ben_vulpes: i just updated an article i wrote in 2014
ben_vulpes: new comments and posts on the front page, comments now fully threaded
mats: trinque: i read the transcript and it was boring
mats: i suppose the one interesting thing from the confirmation hearing is the stated intention to put the National Guard and various branch Reserve components in a state of readiness as it was in the decade following 9/11
mats: which makes sense, they've proven their effectiveness especially as DoD's operational tempo continued to go up in those years
mats: and even with the augmentation from reserves, tens (if not hundreds) of thousands of folks saw 'stop-loss' orders, that is, 'fuck you, this 6/9/12 month deployment is actually getting extended until further notice because needs of the army'
Framedragger: fromphuctor: you might want to check in (or hang around until) ~evening your time (assuming you're in .ch), relevant folks may come online around that time. :)
deedbot: fromphuctor voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i have words from mp's free critique services : 1. too big font, too much whitespace => way too few words in right column ; 2. single utility column => too much scrolling to get articles ; 3 no good structuring of history (and i dun care about your categories enough to want them listed) ; 4. bad idea to put whole article in archive listing, because then you have to paginate the months which defeats the whole point
mircea_popescu: of having an array (which is what "archive" means, it's not a fucking list)
mircea_popescu: mats yeah but if trump withdraws em it's basically a two week vacation.
mircea_popescu: and in other things you had nfi about, "Northern Light Group, LLC is a company specializing in strategic research portals, enterprise search technology, and text analytics solutions."
mircea_popescu: and in other lulz : the news on china today is : the guardian pretending like china's telling trump what's what ; fox news pretending like china's telling trump what's what ; abc online sanely representing the situation ; cnn pretending like china's telling trump what's what ; nbcnews pretending like china's telling trump what's what ; washington post pretending like china's telling trump what's what in new words rather than
mircea_popescu: meanwhile "trump is with putin". why, because he gets in the way of the fake news being with china ?
mircea_popescu: i mean i get it, everyone agrees the us is a colony now, but from that it doesn't exactly follow which bits fall into which spheres of influence does it.
mircea_popescu: This is unlike any inauguration we’ve seen,” said Ben Wikler, Washington director of the progressive group MoveOn.org. “We’ve never seen a counter-inauguration that dwarfs the crowd at the inauguration itself. It will be unmistakeable where the energy is. It will be in the broad and diverse movement to oppose the Trump agenda.” <<->>
http://trilema.com/2016/and-they-wont-fucking-yield/ mircea_popescu: "But along with the celebrations, there will be a week of protest against a man who insulted Mexicans and Muslims and boasted about groping women. There were demonstrations against Richard Nixon in 1973 and George W Bush in 2001, but nothing on the scale Trump faces in Washington, a liberal bastion where he took just 4% of the vote (even Bush managed 9% in 2000). " << maybe dude moves the capital to salt lake city. wouldn't T
☟︎ mircea_popescu: oh, let the forgotten not be forgotten : "NPR-3 hours ago Iraqi forces are nearing what is expected to be the toughest part of the fight for the northern Iraqi city of Mosul."
mircea_popescu: "Regardless of how you view Trump and his positions, his election has led to a deep, deep sense of uncertainty and that will cast a long shadow over Davos," said Jean-Marie Guehenno, CEO of International Crisis Group, a conflict resolution think-tank. Moises Naim of the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace was even more blunt: "There is a consensus that something huge is going on, global and in many respects unprecedent
mircea_popescu: ed. But we don't know what the causes are, nor how to deal with it."
mircea_popescu: dude... i had no idea this world was actually so full of important people.
a111: Logged on 2017-01-15 15:08 mircea_popescu: "But along with the celebrations, there will be a week of protest against a man who insulted Mexicans and Muslims and boasted about groping women. There were demonstrations against Richard Nixon in 1973 and George W Bush in 2001, but nothing on the scale Trump faces in Washington, a liberal bastion where he took just 4% of the vote (even Bush managed 9% in 2000). " << maybe dude moves the capital to salt lake city. wouldn't T
mircea_popescu: well logically, wouldn't you go hold your inauguration in either a) the state where you got the highest % or else b) in the state where hillary got the greatest margin below what she expected ? say something like "there's some people in this country who think they're better than everyone else, and i don't want to hang out with them"
mircea_popescu: maybe send pence's secretary to send your regards to the washington thing and thatssat.
mircea_popescu: why even fucking entertain a bad restaurant where the waitresses (with singer-songwriter aspirations) and busboys (rappers!) didn't even vote for you ?
mircea_popescu: fuck you washington dc, i get 4% of the vote you get 96% income slashed off.
mircea_popescu: so as per a) it'd be west virginia (dude got 68.63% o.o) or else the 3rd district of nebraska. as per b) i guess pennsylvania. hold it in harrisburg ftw.
mircea_popescu: in any case the DC must be strangled, wtf is this, 90% hillary ? really ? that's the deep reason for all the fake news, all the unemployable idjits working as "staffers" and moonlighting as "journalists".
mircea_popescu: coupla hundred thousand dorks who imagine dc is their own personal github, to write "codes of conduct" for and come up with "restricitve political stances" and whatnot.
mircea_popescu: yeah well, look at the results, they go 60/40 to 40/60. the 90/4 thing is an outlier, evidently it'll ahve to be crushed.
mircea_popescu: the ~only way a "professional" bureaucracy may survive is if it has no particular strong preference.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform nobody in the 250k dc residents who vote there are slaves, gtfo. it's 100% middle class jewish with unwarranted aspirations and a drug habit.
mircea_popescu: there is some substance to what you say in the sense that it gains like 10k per year.
mircea_popescu: but it was under 50% white in 2011 for the first time, mind.
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, "A Robert Emery 2007 report found that about one-third of Washington residents are functionally illiterate, compared to a national rate of about one in five."
mircea_popescu: and it also hides the fact that half of those under 30 aren't qualified to be dressed in public under the "one in three" all ages bs.
mircea_popescu: o look, the wikipedia article on "white flight" manages to somehow be all about "environmental racism" and other bullshit.
phf: the whole point of "no child left" is to skew literacy rates through standardized multiple choice. "by the end of this course you will recognize the words dog, cat and food. this will also be in the test"
mircea_popescu: yes, but it also produces a 90% majority of people who nevertheless can't "influence the elections"
mircea_popescu: somehow the idiocy of self-hat-stealing is never evident. and it's not just a matter of politics. single-wife marriages are generally exercises in "trying to keep the woman as stupid as possible". why, exactly ? not like she's not your woman, if you make her dumb who the fuck is going to defend you when you run into a guy with a dozen women and a fleet of battleships ?
mircea_popescu: you don't fucking want to gain approval in the herd at the cost of diminishing herd quality. who the fuck runs a herd like this!
mircea_popescu: somehow exactly nobody in the idiocratic party stood up at the convention and said "the reason we couldn't get our girl elected is that for 30 years while we had the resources, we squandered them on sucking black dick instead of spending them on whips for the same blacks"
mircea_popescu: it has to be mp in #trilema, there's nobody among all those according-to-them important thinkers to have added these twos together.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the bankruptcy of this approach would be evident to anyone functionally literate. or for that matter vaguely numerate.
mircea_popescu: same thing with fucking apple, "we'll make tools that make the users dumb but happy". really ? and who will defend you, when the guys who made their users smart but uncomfortable come seeking your head ?
mircea_popescu: dude they don't have to be stupid just because they're stupid.
mircea_popescu: i very much doubt it needed any help with that ; by churchill's time england was entirely that already. started in manchester cca 1800s.
mircea_popescu: at a time the usian methodists etc were trying hard to resist that tide all over east coast mill towns
mircea_popescu: phf it's interesting how un-alphabetic their approach is, also. "you will learn these three hieroglyphs ; and shame on mp for using longer words than 4 letters, it's not really writing when you do that!"
phf: "multiple choice" is sop for everything here
mircea_popescu: actually (evidently nobodyu's done this, because hurr, experts, hurr, cryptographers, hurr durr) but it would be amusing to run simple word length averaging on random selection of multiple choice tests, see how often you can crack it with no other measure
mircea_popescu: "we created ai that can pass any college exam. it... counts letters."
phf: missing the quarterbackers from your list
mircea_popescu: phf i was thinking, wtf, college for any other purpose than slut magnet ? where's he live.
mircea_popescu: us college exists principally to make young women comfortable with being naked in public and such basics, as far as anyone can tell.
phf: well, umd campus is large, and tech buildings are, as is usually the case, are in the remote corner. you have to track all the way past the student center, to the other side, where poliscy and sociology are
mircea_popescu: and "communications" and "arts" and "multimedia" and "drama" and the list goes on
phf: right, there's a very distinct continuum, with compsci building on one end and rhsmith of business on the other
mircea_popescu: label entirely bereft of any meaning, it's like going to cooking school called "alchemy"
mircea_popescu: and the ~only "media" they study in this "multimedia" is youtube shorts.
phf: actually, this is pretty hilarious. because you can walk a reasonably straight line and get: compsci, electric engineering, chemistry, math, student center, political science, cultural studies, arts, business buildings in that order
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: yup, ready to rock in 60 mins for the auction.
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski nice, your stuff is all laid out for you.
phf: left of the line it runs on campus housing, the three bars where everyone gets shitface and then sororities (i suspect fraternities are also there, but no idea)
phf: so yeah, it's immediately outside campus
mircea_popescu: is the "charitable" pretense that was going on in the 90s still going strong or is it starting to go away ?
phf: "charitable" pretense?
mircea_popescu: you know, sororities supposedly existed not to get the members deflowered but to "service the community"
mircea_popescu: so it kept pushing teenage ditzes into old people's homes and whatnot.
phf: i'm pretty sure that whole angle is never going away, at least it was as strong while i was there. one sort of complements the other.
mircea_popescu: at some point in the 60s/70s it was mostly about personal achievement
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski well there is that nice video of the girl sticking dildos inside etc
mircea_popescu: anyway, this shift from "spend your free time getting better and let the others acquire that as best they can" to "spend your free time giving yourself for free and forget improvement" is very much the reason america even needs to be made great again. r&d ended up cut out of the loop as it were ; who wants the time of some dork "as she is".
mircea_popescu: "somebody who has no other options, evidently" "oh yeah, and HOW did they end up not having other options ?" "ikr! SOCIALISM FOREVAR!!1"
phf: umd is a public school, there's not necessarily "tradition of excellence" when it comes sororities/fraternities. it's the least common denominator herding kind of thing, with corresponding activities
phf: i have two or three friends who were proud of their ivy fraternities, and i checked, umd had a chapter for one of them, stopped qualifying sometime in the 80s
phf: other two would never even consider
phf: so it's a divergent process, you have mediocrity taking over, while excellence retreating
mircea_popescu: retreating where exactly is an open question, but sure.
phf: i want to believe that there's a dusty attic somewhere on upenn campus, grandfathered in of course, with a library and a secret liquor store, where boys wearing ascots meet to discuss their progress at becoming men
mircea_popescu: this somewhat in the vein of "i want to believe these eggs weren't actually shat by the dumbest thing on the farm."
phf: actually funniest "charitable" pretense is some years ago kate michaels raising money for underprivileged kids so that they can play polo. every time i remember it i crack up
☟︎ pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: where does the eulora client hide the in-game logs ?
pete_dushenski: another dumb q : the auction convo just happens in the 'auction' tab, yes ?
Framedragger: " The phone rang shortly after I drifted off. No more jet lag; I jumped out of bed and picked up the phone. Now I'll find out who's been calling, I thought. ``Would you like beautiful Russian sex girl?'' a woman asked. ``No, thank you,'' I said. Couldn't you just hand out forms at the front desk? I thought. I went back to sleep. "
phf: the kind of people who think that the only better way to say no to a beautiful russian sex girl is to do it over a form
Framedragger: that's a good point. why not a good late night chat with beautiful russian girl.
mircea_popescu: i certainly spent way more time chatting with whores than fucking them. no regrets.
Framedragger: another film recommendation by association - documentary: "whore's glory" - by one glawogger (who died from malaria or somesuch while filming in liberia or somewheresuch), a bunch of interviews with whores in bangladesh, thailand etc
☟︎ Framedragger: (it's more like them just talking in the film, i must say it is really a nice watch)
Framedragger: some of his films are available as media download on archive.org iirc
a111: Logged on 2017-01-15 19:07 mircea_popescu: who doesn't want beautiful russian sex girls ;/
a111: Logged on 2017-01-15 18:49 phf: actually funniest "charitable" pretense is some years ago kate michaels raising money for underprivileged kids so that they can play polo. every time i remember it i crack up
mircea_popescu: in other news pete_dushenski is actually a pretty clever auctioneer, once he overcomes not having done homewerks through listening to the market chatter.
mircea_popescu: those security reasons being "apple could buy russia", of coruse.
deedbot: indiancandy voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: iirc shinohai helps distressed damsels in exchange for nudiecams.
shinohai: I can be humble servant or cruel taskmaster.
shinohai: But if you want to shove batteries in me and make me do repetitious tasks, I do enjoy roleplay.
shinohai: indiancandy: I used this link to help Eulora noobs a bit ttps://www.deepdotweb.com/2015/02/21/pgp-tutorial-for-windows-kleopatra-gpg4win/
shinohai: If you are stuck on Windows, which I must assume so.
shinohai: Then that *should* explain most of it, feel free to PM if you get stuck, happy to guide you through.
shinohai: So to sign/decrypt a document, you will need to enter pass[hrase to complete.
shinohai: not a good idea to teamviewer for security purposes but ... lemme see here.
shinohai: once you get a link to it, simply register it with deedbot thus: !!register <url to paste>
shinohai: hmmm ... how does one even teamviewer on gentoo? I feel like if I typr `emerge --ask teamviewer` my computer will die of sadness.
shinohai: indiancandy: you said you were able to perform Step 3 correct?
shinohai: no need to worry bout that one at the moment
shinohai: and lemme know when you got it
shinohai: yeah it looks like a page full of nonsense
shinohai: take the link and type here: !!register <LINK>
deedbot: Import failed for indiancandy.
shinohai: ^ your public key *should* look like that
indiancandy: !!register <だ댧卾ᅟ룱ࢤ�ᫎ䂳䯫证慢ቊ콥贐较本덁㡚࠘譂ꘪ蜈出ᜄ粘锝⛥箥戴ᷜꔐ俟组․ഒ㻒㌕낌ᥥ款ړ忲䧚뾨շ脵됾쓰娊嫥៏䙿槥晥获᷑룜巵歛踈>
☟︎ deedbot: indiancandy voiced for 30 minutes.
danielpbarron: when you did whatever you did to open notepad, was there a checkbox that said something like "ASCII Armor"
shinohai: Usually in Kleopatra, it asks you to save the cert, you give it name as a .txt file, and can open it in notepad
indiancandy: だ댧卾ᅟ룱ࢤ�ᫎ䂳䯫证慢ቊ콥贐较本덁㡚࠘譂ꘪ蜈出ᜄ粘锝⛥箥戴ᷜꔐ俟组․ഒ㻒㌕낌ᥥ款ړ忲䧚뾨շ脵됾쓰娊嫥៏䙿槥晥获᷑룜巵歛踈
shinohai: indiancandy: I'll find a teamviewer solution if it will make you happy, but may take me a bit.
shinohai: I hope so, I can resell those socks at 75%
danielpbarron: indiancandy, right click and export cert again, and there should be a box you can check
shinohai: I always loved assisting the Colombian girls with their sales. The limits of fetish indeed know no bounds.
shinohai: do you just work one site or multiples?
shinohai: Well XHamster is where i did most business
shinohai: they accept Bitcoin, albeit through bitpay
shinohai: link to your myfreecams profile? DOn't think I have seen it.
shinohai: Well I did manage to follow you on twitter indiancandy ... mfc is quite possibly the most horrid cam site I have ever seen.
deedbot: indiancandy voiced for 30 minutes.
shinohai: or cluttered I dunno, lots of stuff on the screen
mircea_popescu: shinohai camwhoring altogether is a pretty abject occupation.
shinohai: I do wonder how some of these girls keep their sanity. I guess I count blessings I have no boobs and merely offer behind the scenes services.
shinohai: One girl I know on xhamster has a regular that plops down 1000 tokens at a time for her to print out pics of him and piss on them.
shinohai: had to help her set up a goddamned printer.
mircea_popescu: actually at 100 bux or whatever this isn't the worst way to get at people. have woman print dude's pic, take a shit on it, then keep rickrolling him with the video.
shinohai: The only old part for me was translating filthy messages from English to Spanish and back again
mircea_popescu: indiancandy wouldn't you be better off if you simply went to every house in london, knocked on door, asked them if they want to move you in the closet and use you sexually for a coupla grand a month ?
mircea_popescu: you don't eat beef, don't take the cock, what do you do, play wow all day ?
mircea_popescu: if you shot a guy they'd put you away, in ~the same conditions, for free. why even hussle, just go shoot a neighbour and be done.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that;s the lulziest part of it all, that somehow "nobody knows" just how naked the emperor is. meanwhile i have better connectivity than obama, and i mean that literally. and from a security perspective foremost.
shinohai: I'm an entity. Once you let me near teamviewer or something you will feel my presence
shinohai: Sign into xhamster ..... 85 messages
shinohai: What is Bitcoin? DO you manage websites and accounts?
shinohai: I heard you know where to xchange tokens for giftcards,coins, etc
mircea_popescu looks... social media bots handled 41k messages this week.
shinohai: Yeah I think the universe has been trying to tell me to work with camwhores ever since I found trilema
shinohai: I'd really like to have a few nice girls for more long-term profitable relationships. I hate the one-off emails.
shinohai: I still do work for Paula sometimes, she's great to work with.
mircea_popescu: postmodern age === age of insanity. average individual is incapable of either forming or maintaining relationships much like a decerebrated pigeon is incapable of building a nest.
indiancandy: its good to keep in touch with ppl without ur nunber
shinohai: kik doesnt work on my phone, i have used whatsapp before if i just *have* to
indiancandy: unless your usuing it to promote a product
shinohai: twitter is a very, very useful hunting ground if you collect .... slaves indiancandy
shinohai: What's my end if I turn you into a successful findom queen? I mean, that's quite a lucrative gig I'd just be turning over ....
mircea_popescu: anyway, there's definitely a living in... well, pimping the girls, i suppose. most cam talent is utterly incapable of about half the stuff it has to do and entirely unmotivated to do the rest. if you do for them what shop management does for mcdonalds ewelets a la
http://trilema.com/2013/compliance/ you can in principle increase their income 10 to 100 and eat half to two thirds of that.
mircea_popescu: course there's a bunch of dudes chasing that same buck, but they're mostly dorks.
deedbot: indiancandy voiced for 30 minutes.
shinohai: Can you follow me on twitter so I don't have to visit mfc no more than humanly possible?
mircea_popescu: the insanity of people on irc trying to find alternative means to communicate... but anyway.
shinohai: hmmm will look into snapchat never used it
shinohai: "We're sorry, Snapchat has not detected a camera on your device and will now exit"
shinohai: I already know kik doesn't work unfortunately.
danielpbarron: or just get in the habit of reading this log every day
danielpbarron: there are irc apps as well as a public log you can read in any web browser
shinohai: Well I was trying to avoid littering logs with sex strategy discussion, but if you all enjoy.
☟︎ a111: Logged on 2017-01-15 21:47 indiancandy: !!register <だ댧卾ᅟ룱ࢤ�ᫎ䂳䯫证慢ቊ콥贐较本덁㡚࠘譂ꘪ蜈出ᜄ粘锝⛥箥戴ᷜꔐ俟组․ഒ㻒㌕낌ᥥ款ړ忲䧚뾨շ脵됾쓰娊嫥៏䙿槥晥获᷑룜巵歛踈>
☟︎ danielpbarron: could add a new channel to the trilema network of channels
shinohai: No, I need you to be cold, cruel, and dominant.
deedbot: indiancandy voiced for 30 minutes.
deedbot: flamingtireinashitpit voiced for 30 minutes.
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jhvh1: You are very welcome Daddy
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shinohai: Hitler3000 ....at yer service.