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asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-02-2016#1409548 << laugh, but as a schoolboy i wanted to build exactly this. even wrote lengthy treatise turd concerning it. even bought fpga (and then realized that i have no way to attach it to a board, 0.5mm pitch) ☝︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'rooting' ipnohe is complicated. not in the sense of 'how to do it', it is braindamagedly easy. BUT you have to run a multi-MB closed turd. which installs ???????.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i left shiva1 an island to emphasize that it is a heathen and largely unverified turd (tinyscheme)
asciilifeform: https://boingboing.net/2016/02/02/doxxing-sherlock-3.html << since nobody but me read the original pdf turd, here's the circus version
asciilifeform: massive turd
asciilifeform: and in fact it is wrong, because guess what, that turd WON'T SYNC
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400348 << this goes to the ancient turd, still has, e.g., irc in it!!111111 ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: rather than 100M turd
asciilifeform: and turdatron is a turd
asciilifeform: or hm, does cpp string class allocate a fresh turd when returning ? ☟︎
asciilifeform: plenty of turd world pissholes 'function' on 0 hrs.
asciilifeform: adding an ~additional~ turd to the ball of shit, is not. ☟︎
asciilifeform: where herd, there turd.
asciilifeform: x86 is and was a turd, per se
asciilifeform: this is sorta what happened. symbolics co. had to 'compromise' with the turd vendors
asciilifeform: see obligatory turd, http://www.loper-os.org/?p=132
asciilifeform: but the turd ~itself~ will not compile c/cpp.
asciilifeform: e.g., zimbabwe has many more significant zeros, but also more turd
asciilifeform: the prison guard (or whoever else) cannot take the salary and spend it on N slaves in the turd world
asciilifeform: with the specific chumpatronic purpose of distracting from the nature of the turd thereby.
asciilifeform: this is not even turd-polishing. it is turd-washing
asciilifeform: can't initialize the dram controller, much less usb etc. without a proprietary turd
asciilifeform: doing this will keep the turd nodez out of the addr.db
asciilifeform: and i don't see any reason to sign a disposable, ephemeral turd.
asciilifeform: was specifically re: turd world
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: but it was ~about~ turd world tardation
asciilifeform: don't expect a 100kB turd in there.
asciilifeform: aha, bulk of the turd is literally about this.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-12-2015#1351721 << it is a turd and barely works for the purpose it was designed for. and NO MOTHERFUCKING SQL in bitcoin ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: each of the latter individually enclosing a totally nonportable turd
asciilifeform: IF I CAN'T READ IT IN AN EVENING it is a turd ☟︎
asciilifeform: polarssl - also a turd
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-12-2015#1346286 << from the linked turd looks rather more like an altcoin than a fork ☝︎
asciilifeform: imho if the thing at the core is still the ridiculous cpp turd (complete with openssl, bdb) then the effort is wasted.
asciilifeform: 'PINE A64 includes a quad-core ARM Cortex A53 1.2GHz processor, dual-core Mali 400 MP2 graphics..' << aaaaaand dingdingdingding we get to the requires-closed-driver-turd-just-to-run item 10 seconds in.
asciilifeform: and how, where the state consists of solely how long the thing has been churning, naturally it stows a turd
asciilifeform: re: dwave: obligatory turd - http://www.wired.com/2014/05/quantum-computing
asciilifeform: but at one point i needed to run a java turd for some teleconference thing and it worked.
asciilifeform: that turd was 'best seller' ?!
asciilifeform: the thorne turd
asciilifeform: 'turd' ☟︎
asciilifeform: may as well go in the opposite direction, embed, e.g., 'tinyscheme', in a cpp turd. ☟︎
asciilifeform: also because wrote a megalith turd
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if you were asking re: the adlai thread: i decoded that turd he keeps deedbotting
asciilifeform: and it's still a mega-turd
asciilifeform: this is, naturally, at the cost of introducing another closed turd boot rom.
asciilifeform: and yes, for every meth-taking erdos or wiener, there are ten million nobodies who think that their sulfurous rancid turd burning at both ends is a candle with lovely light, yes.
asciilifeform: i suppose, for some - enough. just like a typical turd contains enough nourishment for some creatures
asciilifeform: (an ancient and heavily-proprietary turd which sells for 5x/byte vs 'sd')
asciilifeform: even with closed turd kernel mods
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: optimus, is a very special turd where 2d vga chip tries to share a DAC with 3d gpu
asciilifeform: barely buy a turd from the sidewalk.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-09-2015#1271635 << almost exact restatement of my 'yc news' comment turd from decade ago, aha ☝︎
asciilifeform: funkenstein_: you are running a closed turd
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-09-2015#1267767 << this is a CATASTROPHICALLY bad idea, because any attempt is simply asking for self-delusionary masamunification (sorry gabriel_laddel, but you know precisely what i mean.) -- this being, 'aha this is a turd, but WE made it and therefore doesn't stink and is somehow edible' ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: turd world is riding the back of the very same train, give'em time.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: and i think he was talking about an ssl turd, rather than anything from phuctor ?
asciilifeform: where he perhaps gpg --decrypt ..... ... >> massive_turd.txt
asciilifeform: (and anyone who thinks i ought to be considering a thing that uses openssl, or a winblowz turd, or something for mac, -- go eat a caltrop.)
asciilifeform: ^ lengthy turd concerning 'corporate partners' (telecom stoolies et al)
asciilifeform: you're in for a world of turd.
asciilifeform: for all we know, original key is shared by the 1,001 nsa contractors who wrote the turd
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: for some reason i thought that his 'if enough of us, let's open fire' turd was released ages ago
asciilifeform: but upside is that we aren't passing around a massive binary turd. ☟︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-08-2015#1237135 << so, i read the slides. 1) 20MB powerpoint pdf turd?!!! wtf, people. 2) the picture which implies priv escalation is disingenuous. there is, just as i said earlier, no esclation. you gotta be in ring0 to move the apic window. NONE OF THIS SHIT WAS SECRET, how did they even get a talking slot at 'blackhat' ? ☝︎
asciilifeform: just like a turd isn't normally given a name before flushing
asciilifeform: this was mostly understood by the enthusiasts around a decade ago, but some of the response was also pathological: 'let's bolt on a huge turd of a standard library'
asciilifeform: where is that canonical mega-turd...
asciilifeform: all good & well until you need to display that browsable svg turd
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: golden turd runs winblowz
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-08-2015#1223002 << at this point i gotta ask, why are any of you still using the phoundation turd for anything ☝︎☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: china: 'we already discovered it 5,000 yrs ago. here, have some fried rat turd dumpling'
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: are you still using a random phoundation turd instead of therealbitcoin for your measurements ?
asciilifeform: even some of the most bitterly chumpatronic drm-encrusted turd formats aren't paginated
asciilifeform: 'how would you like less of everything, plus intel turd, plus 2x the cost'
asciilifeform: tcpdump -s 0 port 8333 -w turd.pcap
asciilifeform: it'll have to be put in 'recovery mode' and the whole turd overwritten with something reasonable.
asciilifeform: http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-206-397-1975/4#p633425372283376590 << also lulzy rumour turd re: 'telco 214'
asciilifeform: also, learned that the 'EXCEPTION: St12out_of_range CInv::GetCommand() type=3 unknown in ProcessMessages()' often found in therealbitcoin log comes from phoundation nodes sending 'bloom filter' command, a turd only they support ☟︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: read the linked ml turd yet ?
asciilifeform: ^ incidentally, this touches on what imho was the major reason for the appeal of the soviet offering in the 'turd world.'
asciilifeform: and their standard x86 turd boards.
asciilifeform: ntp means that you now have a multimegabyte leprous turd on your box.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu minor nitpick with article: 'bitcoin core' is what the gavinists call their turd. the traditional client is generally known as 'bitcoind'.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187470 << what i was saying there bears repeating. if we had a fleet of pogos deployed, they would ~all~ be paperweights now. and for so long as we use the cpp turd, there can be no guarantee of this kind of thing not happening in the future. ☝︎☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: i bet the linked turd is not long for this world
asciilifeform: elisp, incidentally, is a world-class turd
asciilifeform: go and strace the thing and yes, it snarfs up this perfectly-irrelevant turd from disk
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: read linked turd
asciilifeform: if mircea_popescu asks, this turd will be deployed to dulap (s.nsa box) ☟︎
asciilifeform: (see the gconv-modules turd? fucking lamers)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i wasted years on this. destructive dead end, because ibm pc is a turd
asciilifeform: then turd firmly cemented in.
asciilifeform: terrible, monumentally stinking cpp turd
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-06-2015#1173698 << wtf is that. for a sec i thought it had to do with bitcoin nodes, but turns out it's some random turd, l0l ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/net.cpp#1332 << l0l, stray turd
asciilifeform: you can pick up a textbook and write a dram controller for fpga from first principles - and it won't work. because, for starters, only a small number of output cells in the chip can function on both rising and falling edge of clock cycle (what 'ddr' means) and only xilinx's closed turd knows where they are in the routing fabric; ☟︎☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-06-2015#1165915 << key detail: 'IP-Core : MIG V:3.6.1'. that's 'memory interface generator', xilinx's gui turd. it shits out code which is a mere wrapper on a closed-source gigantic steaming pile of shit. and the output is unique to a particular model and subtype of chip. ☝︎
asciilifeform: ag3nt_zer0: how did you come to the notion that a closed turd of a platform such as 'raspberry' is a good starting point for learning programming ?
asciilifeform: tor is this thing where tcp is bounced via three machines, selected by shitgnomiferous mega-turd of a client, over ssl (ditto)