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mircea_popescu: http://www.nhplace.com/kent/Papers/cl-untold-story.html << man this kent dude is the most tiresome stickler... i've never seen such a retarded if endless introduction.
assbot: Common Lisp: The Untold Story ... ( http://bit.ly/1S8to44 )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not so much the result of pitman but of the subject
mircea_popescu: i dunno...
asciilifeform: the process whereby we got the cl standard is every bit as ugly as the standard itself
mircea_popescu: ah in that sense
mircea_popescu: aite
mircea_popescu: "Someone once claimed to me that the problems with standards work is that the process is so exhausting that no one who ever finishes the task wants to try another, so everyone involved is always brand new and no knowledge ever propagates from cycle to cycle. This isn’t literally true, but there is still some truth to it." << and THE REASON FOR THIS is that, quote from same source, "This is a story about personal hist
mircea_popescu: ory and growth. It might on occasion appear to portray certain individuals—primarily myself, but perhaps others—in an unflattering light. Part of the point of this paper is that we have each grown through our respective experiences. There is no intent to disparage anyone."
mircea_popescu: with that inept attitude, it'll only get worse./
asciilifeform: the sheer and obvious futility of the standardization process, as it existed then and there, selected against the smart, the intellectually honest, and in general anybody 'with theorems to prove'
mircea_popescu: paint rocks!
asciilifeform: naggum understood this, i think, when it was too late
asciilifeform: this is more like 'paint snow'
mircea_popescu: heh
asciilifeform: reading the block cipher thread, on shitdot, and, mega-unsurprise - not one interesting thing said.
mircea_popescu: but many comments! visits! uniques! Social media! progress! apple could buy russia!
asciilifeform: many many eyes! (tm) (r)
asciilifeform: if mircea_popescu feels like hammering in the point, he could even offer a prize for breaking aes
mircea_popescu: lol it's ok.
asciilifeform: it is a mega-conundrum, in my mind, i know for a fact that there live at least half a dozen people who could, potentially, supply intelligent commentary. but none of them i expect to appear here.
mircea_popescu: and why is that ?
asciilifeform: same reason, i expect, as taleb
asciilifeform: but somebody ought write to bernstein.
mircea_popescu: tell you what - the problem is not unlike "getting mp to look at bitcoin"
mircea_popescu: multiple people worked on this for months.
mircea_popescu: and i still principally credit chance.
asciilifeform: logical.
mircea_popescu: in the form of sane people and an impressive channel to join into.
mircea_popescu: now, the CHANCE part we got well covered.
mircea_popescu: the rest... what can i say. takes time.
mircea_popescu: "ne day while working with the MACSYMA group, I was around when someone was assigning offices—or desks, really, since offices were generally shared. “Where is mine?” I asked, somewhat jokingly. As far as I knew, only graduate students were entitled to offices. The person doing the arranging didn’t realize I was joking and responded in seriousness that he didn’t know and would try to find one for me. Of course
mircea_popescu: , I immediately went to the several other undergraduates working on the same project and said, “they don’t know we’re not supposed to have offices.” But soon we all did have offices, or at least desks in offices with dedicated VT52 terminals atop them. My office was shared with Guy Steele, co-inventor of the SCHEME programming language, and JonL White, author and maintainer of the MACLISP compiler.
mircea_popescu: I spent nearly all of my hours at the Lab, often to the detriment of my class work, which is why I took 5 years to graduate. During my time there, I worked mostly for credit, only very occasionally for tiny amounts of money—about $5 per hour for a small number of hours a week programming MACSYMA, as I recall. Most of my time was as a volunteer, and in that time I did some additional work on MACSYMA but also some pers
mircea_popescu: onal projects.
mircea_popescu: During all of this, I picked up a lot of trivia about the MACLISP language, which was not very well-documented. David Moon had written a manual a few years earlier, but it was out of date and featured primarily the Honeywell Multics implementation of MACLISP, not the PDP10 implementation. Also, as it happened, Don Knuth had just come out with TEX typesetting language and I was looking for possible uses for it, so I att
mircea_popescu: empted to set up some formats for writing a manual. When that produced something pleasant to look at, it occurred to me that I should just make a whole manual about MACLISP."
mircea_popescu: finally.
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mircea_popescu: "As of next Thursday, ITS will be flushed in favor of TOPS-10. Please update your programs."
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform just so you know, ima refer to this thing liberally whenever you bitch at me about things.
mircea_popescu: "Much later, in 1993, the specific online design processes we used were later studied and written up by researchers at the MIT Sloan School [Yates93]." << word.
asciilifeform: wai wut
asciilifeform: btw recall, rms never forgave the destruction of its
mircea_popescu: !up Howdy__
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo " for it's New Madrid, Missouri smelter "
asciilifeform: soooo
asciilifeform: who's for a 'malleus II' that nukes, e.g., idiots spewing http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/main.cpp?v=asciilifeform_add_verifyall_option#0316 ?
assbot: Satoshi asciilifeform_add_verifyall_option/src/main.cpp ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q649zf )
asciilifeform: and http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/main.cpp?v=asciilifeform_add_verifyall_option#0312 , etc
assbot: Satoshi asciilifeform_add_verifyall_option/src/main.cpp ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q64fqF )
asciilifeform: 'who is not with us, is against us' (tm) (r) (lenin)
asciilifeform: this would walk the razor's edge of danger, in re splitting trb into own parallel universe, however
asciilifeform: ergo it ought to be a selectable thing, ideally.
asciilifeform: but overall it would make sense to have a lenin knob
asciilifeform: where, say, 0 is maximally permissive (disables malleus, even) and 10 is 'any sign of deviation from trb conventions --> permaban'
asciilifeform: if this thing were an actual multithreaded proggy, we could drop the priority of vermin instead of dropping'em entirely, but we have what we have.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo " for it's New Madrid, Missouri smelter " << ty fxd
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the definition of "nonstandard tx" is iffy.
mircea_popescu: so far it'd be a knob connected to not very much. once we have an actually meaningful protocol, then. ☟︎
BingoBoingo thinks rather than 'malleus II' this would be 'malleus differentpersonium'
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punkman: "At least, if you pay Apple’s premium for Apple design, you do get more design than you get from Microsoft, Google and other laptop manufacturers.  It’s not design created in your interest or for your convenience, but there certainly is plenty of it."
punkman: http://visegradrevue.eu/sobotkaleaks-boiling-the-czech-prime-minister/
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punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CavCl3PWcAEuJ_7.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1T2z8LC )
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BingoBoingo: https://sli.mg/2Y1UQe ☟︎
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punkman: "-I'm the 38th author... -Wow, that sucks. -I hadn't finished. I'm the 38th author called "Wang" -Oh." http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26799652
assbot: Guidelines for the use and interpretation of assays for monitoring autophagy (3rd edition). - PubMed - NCBI ... ( http://bit.ly/1T2A4Q8 )
BingoBoingo: lol
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6244 @ 0.00057695 = 3.6025 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: ANd the AWS cost minimization wank returns https://archive.is/55zxR ☟︎
assbot: Start a Classic node in AWS in under 20 minutes - blockchain included! : btc ... ( http://bit.ly/20lFOoE )
BingoBoingo: In other butthurt chronicles https://archive.is/N0HXA ☟︎
assbot: People so upset about the difficulty they are SMASHING their miners to pieces ... ( http://bit.ly/20lGzhj )
ben_vulpes: blockchain inclolded
punkman: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 397535 | Current Difficulty: 1.4411644784734866E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: None | Next Difficulty In: None blocks | Next Difficulty In About: None | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
punkman: http://bitcoin.sipa.be/speed-small-lin.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1KCxxuF )
punkman: diff only tripled last 12months, bitcoin's dead ☟︎
punkman: ETH at 0.0098 btc :/ http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=22-01-2016#1381117 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-01-2016 16:20:52; punkman: terminal: just salty that we didn't buy mp's cheap eth
BingoBoingo: Brave camho ventures into the bitcointalk cesspool https://archive.is/64HCm ☟︎
assbot: Cryptoqueen - Let's talk about how hot *I* am. [NSFW] ... ( http://bit.ly/1KCy3J2 )
BingoBoingo: Spoiler alert, it was a trap. ☟︎☟︎
punkman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh77zevm6cY
assbot: Jolie Holland - Old Fashioned Morphine - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1KCymU9 )
shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400226 <<< get her to come put sharpie in pooper for you BingoBoingo ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 11:42:56; BingoBoingo: Spoiler alert, it was a trap.
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Nah, blew too much money on that when I was drinking. Gotta hodl.
shinohai: I stay away from the Bitcoin ladies meself. Gotta save and buy new equips.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400190 << trivial - if trb marks a tx nonstandard - it is nonstandard!11 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 04:30:17; mircea_popescu: so far it'd be a knob connected to not very much. once we have an actually meaningful protocol, then.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400212 << recall, you can find my aws banhammer on the ml. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 11:20:54; BingoBoingo: ANd the AWS cost minimization wank returns https://archive.is/55zxR
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: ALready got it deployed and refresh banlist occasionally. Just like the lulz of their image only existing for single AWS site in Oregon.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400214 << this may actually be a rational thing to do - scorched earth ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 11:28:25; BingoBoingo: In other butthurt chronicles https://archive.is/N0HXA
asciilifeform: in light of rumour of usg buying up cheap old asic
BingoBoingo: Seriously, because fuck Dave who buys old mining equipment at a loss and has his powerbill paid by Satan
BingoBoingo: Not a rumor
asciilifeform: aha
BingoBoingo: Megabigpower is the OP
BingoBoingo: Dave, lesser partner previous asic scam venture fronts it.
BingoBoingo: Back in late 2012 there were 4 kinda serious presenting operations promising Asics. Asicminer, Avalon, and BFL. Dave was with the other one.
asciilifeform: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CavCl3PWcAEuJ_7.jpg << paulgrahamocalypse??!! ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1T2z8LC )
BingoBoingo: Blame for the failure went to the venture's major partner Tom ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Sweet
asciilifeform: re: 'apple fans coming to hate apple software', this is when folks learn that ~liking~ is optional: you use a sov institution because ~no alternative~
asciilifeform: (and note, if, satan help you, you need a laptop comp that ~actually works~, or a pocket terminal that doesn't resemble an infested xp box, there is very much no alternative)
punkman: except it no longer "actually works"?
asciilifeform: vs the supposed alternatives - works
asciilifeform: if i need a unix box with lid suspend, stuck with crapple. ditto re: sane handling of hotplugged external displays. and 1,01 other items.
asciilifeform: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11061111 << lulzy, full of folks crying over linux circa early 2000s
assbot: Apple fans are coming to hate Apple software | Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/20HUjse )
ben_vulpes: takes a rather lot to override apple-scale stockholm ☟︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400258 << what stockholm. It's the only working portable comp vendor. ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 13:01:24; ben_vulpes: takes a rather lot to override apple-scale stockholm
ben_vulpes: not apple stockholm i suppose nearly so much as usa stockholm
ben_vulpes: i for instance just bought three of the things, but only because of the Apple Developer Ratchet
asciilifeform: actually the usa trap is quite similar
ben_vulpes: o yes?
asciilifeform: aha, thinkaboutit
asciilifeform: !s gravity well
assbot: 38 results for 'gravity well' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=gravity+well
asciilifeform: incidentally i don't develop for crapple nor ever intend to, and still stuck with it
asciilifeform: in fact, it is for running & building entirely posixy things
ben_vulpes: not irc on the train?
asciilifeform: nah thats what ipnohe is for ☟︎
BingoBoingo: NSFL https://i.imgur.com/wUcjjc9.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1RlyOYh )
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: i've never met a crapple user who despised it as much as i did.
ben_vulpes: http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/cam-newton-never-had-a-chance/ << great charts ☟︎
assbot: Cam Newton Never Had A Chance | FiveThirtyEight ... ( http://bit.ly/1RlyTLD )
asciilifeform: i don't like, need or want the graphics, the idiot skeumorphisms, the 'ease of use', the payware, or the compatibility
ben_vulpes: preach
asciilifeform: i just need a motherfucking knapsack unix box that never has to be powered down, hotplugs displays, and '4k' lcd.
asciilifeform: this is sold by... one vendor. ☟︎
ben_vulpes: i need a workstation for doing work, and a comms box for doing comms.
asciilifeform: i have a workstation, it is for doing things i actually give half a fuck about.
asciilifeform: and then there is the other box, for work.
asciilifeform: the aluminum anchor.
ben_vulpes: macbook macht frei
asciilifeform: and, speaking of which, bbl.
shinohai: Can any asseteers tell me if this is a worthy SSD? http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-SSD-850-EVO-MZ-75E1T0B-EU/dp/B00P738MUU/ref=dp_ob_title_ce
assbot: Amazon.com: Samsung SSD 850 EVO 1TB, MZ-75E1T0B_EU: Computers & Accessories ... ( http://bit.ly/1RlCkC6 )
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400221 << no, it's just mayogendered. this is the primary cause of butthurt in the obeetus : first year they eat, they increase 10x. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 11:35:02; punkman: diff only tripled last 12months, bitcoin's dead
shinohai not having much SSD experience.
mircea_popescu: but then because of that very increase, ironically, even if they eat 2x as much the 2nd year, they can only maange a measly 3x
mircea_popescu: and it goes downhill from there
mircea_popescu: fuck gravity!
mircea_popescu: !up Steve__
mircea_popescu: shinohai http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=01-02-2016#1393391 << as per teh expert. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 01-02-2016 23:00:43; BingoBoingo: SSD market pretty much consists on Samsung, Intel, and other firms that just use surplus parts from samsung
shinohai: Good I must be on right track.
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Should be fine. If used for sensitive purposes RAID it up per alf's advice
mircea_popescu: anyway, looking at the graphs bitcoin ~was~ actually dead march to about sept 2015/
shinohai: I figured why not go ahead and shop for 1TB drive since I am using it for node purposes, though pricier than I had imagined.
mircea_popescu: people are fucking late. shoulda derped about how dead it is back then.
mircea_popescu: shinohai for that reason! 500gb is enough for now. 1tb in a few years, will be cheaper.
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Check Newegg
BingoBoingo: Newegg has 500 for about 150 and 1tb a bit over 300
shinohai: Will do. Also anyone needing me for menial tasks such as proofreading or Spanish-to-English translations contact me plox
BingoBoingo: That one's off by too much on price
mircea_popescu: oh, they're the same price ? nm me then.
shinohai: 300 for 1 TB O.o wow
shinohai: not bad
mircea_popescu: shinohai do you charge a lot and is your spanish very good ?
BingoBoingo: A bit over, but as cheap as I've seen them
shinohai: mircea_popescu: nope I'll do my best to undercut anyone. pussyfreak can vouch for my Spanish if he comes back, being from Spain and all lol.
mircea_popescu: how about you vouch for your spanish. pick any of my articles that discuss argentina and show me!
BingoBoingo: shinohai: The price amazon is selling the evo for is about the price amazon is selling the pro for. The difference between the two is apparently pro gets bigger warranty, hotter running controller (potential point of failure) and derp about longer write endurance
mircea_popescu: write endurance is notably not a major point of interest for bitcoin node ssds. the way it works is that most of the files are stable forever, and you have a hot end you keep adding to. this is a match made in heaven for ssds, they can use the spare capacity to compensate for your rewrites and once done it's done.
shinohai: I was concerned about write endurance because some folks have said ssd's aren't suitable for nodes. :/
mircea_popescu: oddly enough, the io constraindness of the bitcoin makes for better ssd fit.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400249 << our friend tom van dyke, the sweet blood and tears guy ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 12:14:06; BingoBoingo: Blame for the failure went to the venture's major partner Tom
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400247 << all good things have an end ; shitty things have numerous ends. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 12:14:00; asciilifeform: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CavCl3PWcAEuJ_7.jpg << paulgrahamocalypse??!!
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I believe so. Isn't he the one who did the FPGA thing with BuzzDave and professed to be doing the ASIC thing?
mircea_popescu: anyway, the winds have pointedly turned against apple. the time when they did that "we'll brick your device if you used other parts in it" thing i'd arbitrarily pick as the jumping the shark moment. but in any case : apple is for the next decade a company to sell, not to hold and CERTAINLY not to buy. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo yeh. course, fpga thing even then counted more like amateur hour than anything.
mircea_popescu: which i suspect is the proximate reason no blame attached to buzzdave
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400259 <<< i'm with ben and the whole rest of the world on this. you display a very entrenched form of stockholm syndrome. not just here - but in all points of confort. can't move out of dc because it's the only swamp in the world with lid suspension and hotplugging something or the other, gotta use apple because insanoarcana, etc. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 13:05:21; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400258 << what stockholm. It's the only working portable comp vendor.
mircea_popescu: it's all fine and dandy, makes up the very characteristic weird we've come to love under the label alf, but do not expect it's a consideration (or even meaningful) for anyone else. ☟︎
ben_vulpes: unrelatedly
ben_vulpes: who is john w. wilkinson and is there any reason to keep his json spirit license around?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400280 << this is sold by one vendor in the arbitrary, pointless package you've chosen, and by EVERY SINGLE VENDOR as a desktop. and so on. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 13:21:54; asciilifeform: this is sold by... one vendor.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes be specific ?
ben_vulpes: bitcoin/src/json/LICENSE.txt
mircea_popescu: eh, wipe all licenses. tmsr does not honor agreements between parties not attached to the wot.
ben_vulpes: in line with my thinking
mircea_popescu: for the lulz :
mircea_popescu: https://www.bitcoin.com/src/json/LICENSE.txt
assbot: Page not found | Bitcoin.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qp60cG )
mircea_popescu: :D
mircea_popescu: you WOULD THINK
mircea_popescu: but naaaaah
mircea_popescu: it's just the plastic wanna-be crap, has nothing to do with bitcoin
ben_vulpes: http://thebitcoin.foundation/src << also lulzy?
assbot: 404 Not Found ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qp638p )
mircea_popescu: ah but this si trivially fixed!
mircea_popescu: can anyone with thebitcoin.foundation privileges plox redirect http://thebitcoin.foundation/src to http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/ thankee ☟︎
assbot: 404 Not Found ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qp638p )
assbot: Satoshi ... ( http://bit.ly/1LrFPT8 )
ben_vulpes: paging mod6 to the preactor control room
mircea_popescu: as you can see my dear vulpes, it's not that we're BORN any better. it's that we've been doing something about it since then.
mircea_popescu: in other news of no particular interest, long sloppy blowjob the night before means you'll be picking red hairs out of your crotch for the rest of the morning.
ben_vulpes: hair splinters for everyone
mircea_popescu: and speaking of apple users and alf-citizens, http://49.media.tumblr.com/010fa0d5f548f7f326940624cb82a1f5/tumblr_nyqy33Y65F1qlne6uo1_500.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qp6LT5 )
ben_vulpes: in other news we call this occasionally-accumulating infant smegma "neck cheese" because mothers milk comes back up as ricotta
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes ahjahahaha!
ben_vulpes: ahaha mircea_popescu yours is funny too!
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ben_vulpes: ;;seen pete_dushenski
gribble: pete_dushenski was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 days, 13 hours, 38 minutes, and 24 seconds ago: <pete_dushenski> off to pickup new specs. if i'm not back this evening, i'll be around under 'pete_d_out' over the coming days. cheers!
ben_vulpes: ;;seen pete_d_out
gribble: pete_d_out was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 0 hours, 5 minutes, and 20 seconds ago: <pete_d_out> well, my clock's running out. i'll check back in soon :)
ben_vulpes: ;;seen pete_dior
gribble: I have not seen pete_dior.
ben_vulpes: wait
ben_vulpes: pete_d_out?
ben_vulpes: doesn't that get you on some kind of vile criminal list in canada? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: ;;seen fabulous_pete_dolcegrabanya
gribble: I have not seen fabulous_pete_dolcegrabanya.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen hot_stuffs_pete_chanel
gribble: I have not seen hot_stuffs_pete_chanel.
mircea_popescu: hm.
ben_vulpes: something is amiss
mircea_popescu: i never expected him to not show up under his PROFESSIONAL names... ☟︎
ben_vulpes: no no i think those are different
ben_vulpes: ;;seen pete_driver
gribble: I have not seen pete_driver.
ben_vulpes: good porn name, that.
mircea_popescu: ;;google the mailman always petes the door three times
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ben_vulpes: this alphabetical sorting of patches in v flow grates on me for some reason i'm struggling to articulate.
PeterL: they should be in the order they get applied?
ben_vulpes: and its implicit use in pressing.
ben_vulpes: PeterL: the list of patches gets alphasorted before toposorting in all implementations i've seen to date. ☟︎
PeterL: but why should the alphasort matter?
ben_vulpes: if a v implementation recurses up from the pressed head, it doesn't.
ben_vulpes: er
ben_vulpes: from the desired head to press, it doesn't.
ben_vulpes: if instead a v implementation presses each patch in the flow...
mircea_popescu: so don't sort.
PeterL: I guess alphasorting is a cheap way to ensure consistency between presses of equal sets?
mircea_popescu: if it is then it's probably hiding a bug or three
PeterL: meh, I guess thinking about it, I guess if two patches are of equal level, then it does not matter which order they get applied?
PeterL: sort of by definition of equal level?
PeterL: or am I totally confused?
ben_vulpes: draw the graph, it's a useful exercise.
PeterL: so we should not need to alphasort anything?
ben_vulpes: well, "need".
ben_vulpes: but no, not imho.
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ben_vulpes waves at alf's diddling
mircea_popescu: artifexd , asciilifeform , ben_vulpes , bingoboingo , cazalla , chetty , danielpbarron , davout , diametric , dignork , fluffypony , hanbot , jurov , kakobrekla , mats , mike_c , mircea_popescu , mod6 , mthreat , nubbins` , pete_dushenski , punkman , thestringpuller , trinque , phf , diana_coman : http://trilema.com/2016/the-lordship-list-third-year/
assbot: The Lordship list, third year. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1TQ3stx )
fluffypony clicks
mircea_popescu: you can thank ben_vulpes for making work for everyone!
fluffypony: hah hah, 10/10
mircea_popescu: PeterL> or am I totally confused? << a patch can only be safely applied to its antecedent. two patches at the same level CAN NOT be both applied by definition. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: you pick one per level.
PeterL: if they affect different files, they could be the same level?
mircea_popescu: well i have nfi what you mean by "same level", but to my eyes and from graph theory considerations it would mean "patches applied atop the same one patch"
PeterL: well, trying to decide order of patches to apply, if they affect different files then it does not matter which order you use?
mircea_popescu: thye chain you see, X is applied on "that patch with hash h1", ie G ; and in turn Y is applied to "that patch with hash h2", ie X
mircea_popescu: it does, counterintuitively.
ben_vulpes: ill meaning!
ben_vulpes: thrice cursed!
mircea_popescu: lol
PeterL: so even if different files are affected, you have to specify the order?
mircea_popescu: you necessarily and always specify the order when you write the patch, because it includes the hash of the thing you want it applied on top of.
mircea_popescu: understand, this "different files" is flimsy as fuck. for all you know the "same files" are not really the same at all - their content changed.
ben_vulpes: more to the point with artifexd he bit off gossipd, claimed progress, and then vanished.
mircea_popescu: hey, when richard was gone to the crusades forever they put john on the throne.
mircea_popescu: good law!
mircea_popescu: then he came back there was a bit of trouble, but nothing we can't handle.
ben_vulpes: sure yeah people have been inquiring politely for...
ben_vulpes: ;;seen artifexd
gribble: artifexd was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 41 weeks, 5 days, 16 hours, 46 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: <artifexd> I'm comfortable calling it a review. Not just of what it is but what it was and how it got to where it is.
ben_vulpes: nearly 42 weeks now.
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell artifexd yo it's going to be much harder to get back in than it will be to preserve your seat now
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: well... much.
ben_vulpes rolls eyes
mircea_popescu: my doctrine is that it's the simplest thing in the world for a lord to get his seat.
mircea_popescu: all he has to do is ask.
mircea_popescu: and if one isn't a lord... well... why would they want it ? fucking milstone around one's neck of the first degree.
ben_vulpes: hm
ben_vulpes: i'm not sold on diana_coman
diana_coman: I am honoured to be proposed to the list; I might add that I am quite likely to be of the silent type indeed at least for the time being
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mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes next month's s.mg filing might clarify. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: in any case we're early here, two months til april, and then all of april.
ben_vulpes: aha!
ben_vulpes: legendarily long lead time for feedback here, just getting ahead of things.
ben_vulpes is open to being sold, grew up in america after all
PeterL: only one female on the lordship list? you guys are so sexist! Clearly we need some affirmative action around here?
mircea_popescu: either that or more women that went to school for purposes other than talking about boys.
mircea_popescu: also, i thought kakobrekla was a girl ? no ? because -a ?
ben_vulpes: and the tits!
mircea_popescu: a right, there is that alos.
ben_vulpes: hey mod6 here's an edge case for you
ben_vulpes: press a patch without hashes in the headers ☟︎
mircea_popescu: thanks got PeterL was confused earlier eh ben_vulpes ?
kakobrekla: chix with dix
ben_vulpes: and mats with tits
mircea_popescu: masTITIS!
kakobrekla: aha
diana_coman: ^^^ ftr I can't remember ANY setting later than nursery in which I wasn't in a setup of at least 1:2 female:male
mircea_popescu: and in more "i married the wrong girl" news, http://40.media.tumblr.com/61c9d7e8de1f94638e74daf6a5069e54/tumblr_nyhv2e9ok51qlne6uo1_1280.jpg
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phf: shinohai: Can any asseteers tell me if this is a worthy SSD? << i've been using it's precursor, 250gb 830, as my primary drive for three years now, have nothing to complain about it. unless samsung fucked something up, an 850 will be my next purchase
PeterL: my high school calculus class was 3 boys and about 18 girls
mircea_popescu: diana_coman as long as you enjoyed it...
mircea_popescu: PeterL so invite them over.
PeterL: meh, i don't talk with any of them, that was like 15 years ago
ben_vulpes: PeterL: public school?
PeterL: yup
mircea_popescu: PeterL now you see everyone else's problem
mircea_popescu: well, everyone else's other than me, but anyway!
ben_vulpes: i have a completely unbacked theory that the further you go down the american income/class ladder the more girls you'll get in those classes.
PeterL: actually no, I don't see everybodys problem?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes you know for everyone from europe public school = best school. private school is where people with money send their retarded offspring to keep up the pretense.
mircea_popescu: PeterL "nobody kept in touch with the smart women they met so they have no proposals to make so the list is mostly guys"
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: and you know that public school in america is just daycare.
mircea_popescu: aha.
phf: my highschool class from about grade 8 and on was 16 girls and 5 guys
PeterL: aha, now I get it
diana_coman: hm, we were 11 girls: 22 boys precisely in high school (cs class ie maths+physics+programming) ☟︎
ben_vulpes: diana_coman: eurozone?
diana_coman: Romania
mircea_popescu: diana_coman cluj suprareal cca late 1990s had exactly ONE girl in the set of 8 people that were accepted on merit, and about 14 in the set of 17 others who were accepted to pad the class so it may be made.
mircea_popescu: phf where was this ?
diana_coman: bwahahaha, our class was simply and unashamedly skimmed as "top 33" based on admission exam results
phf: moscows, naturally
mircea_popescu: ah.
mircea_popescu: diana_coman the way this worked was, "gpa over X", which meant 8 people out of the region. then everyone went into the normal-great classes. but THEN it came word from the miniostry that they won't run a class for 8 people
diana_coman: after which they proceeded to bash us that "you will end up washing the floors in supermarkets"
mircea_popescu: and so the highschool admitted 17 more people into it, off the end of the list.
mircea_popescu: which you know... who was going to complain about it.
mod6: <+ben_vulpes> press a patch without hashes in the headers << i've actually got that one covered in the patch im about to put out there tonight.
phf: there was a slightly different ratio in the B class, which was everyone who didn't make the A class.
mod6: if/when you can get the new patch applied, give it a try and let me know. thx.
ben_vulpes: neat
mircea_popescu is vaguely envious of phf's adolescentine paradise. i expect they were all lanky slav coughars with uncharacteristically large tits for that type, and spent a lot of time doing stuff in the nude
diana_coman: aha, the 8 class thing would've been a great thing though
mircea_popescu: diana_coman actually the way it played out was imo the best possible outcome.
ben_vulpes: mod6: what kind of patch are you shipping? ri patch or v patch?
shinohai: thx phf and congrats to all who have made the Lord's list.
mod6: shipping? it'll just be a whole bundle once we do a bit of testing -- but tonights patch will be a squashed patch of the one from last week, and the additional changes here.
ben_vulpes: it ain't april yet shinohai
phf: but the school was already selective, was ran by a strong Georgian woman. if you didn't perform would get a visit with the principle. "your child will have a very hard time next year. a ~very~ hard time. we advise you move schools immediately". i know because my parents got the talk once or twice
mod6: will basically encompass what will be v99995
mircea_popescu: it's funny how good education ~always~ comes down to a woman with a whip.
ben_vulpes: word
mod6: i updated alot of the automate tests, and added a number of them, to ensure that i didn't regress anywhere. so far, seems good.
mircea_popescu: and little bitches a la orwell whining about it.
punkman: opinions: +1 to both additions. would be nice to see artifexd return. fluffy and nubbins can keep their lordships unless they wish to abdicate.
ben_vulpes: ooh
ben_vulpes tries to reconcile 'lord can have seat back for asking' with the booting of fluffypony and nubbins`
trinque: !rated phf
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PeterL: maybe you need a "lord emeritus" status for people who are not presently active?
mircea_popescu: wasn't "have back", was have at all and in general.
mircea_popescu: PeterL no such thing! they can self-apply that, easy enough to verify.
ben_vulpes: !rated phf
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ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ah
ben_vulpes: perhaps i see a glimmer
ben_vulpes: PeterL: i was thinking about a deadbot- !
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes wasn't a matter of [person who was once branded a lord] [can have seat back for asking]. it was a matter of [person who was born with the mettle and greatness of being a lord] [can have a seat whether they had one or never did just by basically existing in their grandiose state].
phf: hehe, my +v workhorse rating, ty ben_vulpes
trinque: !rate phf 2 provided example CL code for next deedbot, made excellent v-patch viewer, intelligent fellow
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thestringpuller: trinque: I think you're right about the whole SSD thing. I'm going to resync on my giga-box for more tests, but it seems bootstrapping performance is increased more by adding SSD than adding more CPU's (unless you're adding like 20 cores to the thing but even then)
mircea_popescu: !rated phf
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mircea_popescu: nb.
trinque: !v assbot:trinque.rate.phf.2:5167af628daff6a6257f3d4a95319406f789276d76fa8ef57ca1946b511a5add
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trinque: thestringpuller: yes, it's quite IO hungry
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller it still mostly uses one core no matter what you do
shinohai: Is there an official court jester post?
mircea_popescu: notrly...
ben_vulpes: they usually get shitcanned shinohai
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Just wait for vexual to hit your pm's
ben_vulpes: haha BingoBoingo has it
ben_vulpes: entertaining feller.
shinohai: I used to get pm's from Vexual EVRY GODDAMNED SATURDAY
mod6: ben_vulpes: here's a peek at the squshed beta 1 & beta 2 vpatches - unless something changes between now and tonight, i'll be sending this one to the ML. All you need to do to apply is get V [v99996], copy `v.pl' to `v.pl.v99996`, then place this patch in the same dir and do: `patch -p0 < V_v99995_beta2.vpatch` and give it a go
mod6: http://dpaste.com/17GT26R.txt
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q5jc5Z )
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: yea, my P4 that's overclocked has had the best performance in bootstrapping.
thestringpuller: 64-bit 3.4 ghz OC
fluffypony: shinohai: hah hah, me too
ben_vulpes: mod6: V in V!
shinohai pets fluffypony
ben_vulpes: nifty mod6
ben_vulpes: doubt i'll get to it today tho
asciilifeform: finally my lazy arse has 'irc bounce'
mod6: anyway, will re-walk through this all again tonight, etc. then will sign and send to ML.
BingoBoingo: Congrats asciilifeform
ben_vulpes falls over
shinohai: mod6: new trb is at height 284171
shinohai: *trb node
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes> doubt i'll get to it today tho << "there's all this delicious administrative shit to fuck around with early, who has time for codings!!!"
ben_vulpes: hey i was hacking all am
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform congratulations!
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400329 << l0l, mircea_popescu must think that my lunch money alone keeps crapple alive ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 13:55:09; mircea_popescu: it's all fine and dandy, makes up the very characteristic weird we've come to love under the label alf, but do not expect it's a consideration (or even meaningful) for anyone else.
asciilifeform: ty mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform dude wtf are you channeling jwz ?
mircea_popescu: "shitting i nthe soup is not a problem, not all the floating turds are mine!"
BingoBoingo: !b 1 ✂︎
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mircea_popescu: who the fuck cares about the effects!
mircea_popescu: the discussion is whether the cause is problematic or not.
diana_coman: mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes you know for everyone from europe public school = best school. private school is where people with money send their retarded offspring to keep up the pretense. <- +1 to that; I might add the only exception to this rule I found in northern Italy where "private" meant in fact province (autonomous, German-speaking-and-doing province) funded
mircea_popescu: aha. there are pockets like that yeah
asciilifeform: just observing that neither i nor the other million chumps are enthusiastic coprophagics, we were simply given a menu of shit and broken glass, and picked shit
BingoBoingo: Also got broken glass
asciilifeform: in the end, everybody gets both
mircea_popescu: and this matters in the sense that ximenez of spain really was interested in whether the witch had or hadn't orgasmed with the devil.
ben_vulpes: i hate this thread
mod6: <+shinohai> mod6: new trb is at height 284171 << good deal, thanks for reporting :]
asciilifeform: l0l ben_vulpes, how is your rusting aluminum anchor
ben_vulpes: it has *chips* out of it asciilifeform, thank you for asking.
asciilifeform: whaddayado with it? hammer nails?
ben_vulpes: nfi
asciilifeform: or does it start coming apart by its lonesome after a few yrs
ben_vulpes: pretty standard decomposition pattern i think now
asciilifeform has an original 'air' that is still pristine
ben_vulpes: leading edge just torso-ward of the hands starts chipping after some time
ben_vulpes: i am a barbarian though and it must be my fault somehow for expecting my tools to be robust
ben_vulpes: i give precisely zero fucks about lightweight laptops.
ben_vulpes: if it's made of METAL i want to HIT PEOPLE WITH IT
ben_vulpes: and not worry about the delicate internals
trinque: that thinkpad is dead.
trinque: DEAD
BingoBoingo: Aluminum D cell maglite I've used as hammer does not have chips out of it.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400348 << this goes to the ancient turd, still has, e.g., irc in it!!111111 ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 14:02:49; mircea_popescu: can anyone with thebitcoin.foundation privileges plox redirect http://thebitcoin.foundation/src to http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/ thankee
asciilifeform: no good ^
asciilifeform: (
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: is it blizzarding like dairy queen up there
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: where
BingoBoingo: It' snuffling snow here
BingoBoingo: Shoveled at about 4 am and brined concrete. Now snow has doubled, concrete still clean.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: a good chunk of the weight of all of these is 1) battery 2) cpu heat pipes -- for all of which, you can thank idiot intel/x86.
shinohai: I have snow here as well, just strong flurries nothing to write home about.
asciilifeform: fuck x86. with red hot bayonet.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> can anyone with thebitcoin.foundation privileges plox redirect http://thebitcoin.foundation/src to http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/ thankee << yup, np. will resolve later today.
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assbot: Satoshi ... ( http://bit.ly/1LrFPT8 )
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Roads here are clusterfuck because no one could anticipate 2nd round of snow coming this morning
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform aha, it is the source of where it starts.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400386 << and you would rather have what ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 14:17:35; ben_vulpes: PeterL: the list of patches gets alphasorted before toposorting in all implementations i've seen to date.
mircea_popescu: like it or not, part of us, like the iliterate mother part of napoleon.
asciilifeform: sorted by file handle # ?
asciilifeform: random ?
mircea_popescu: "unspecified"
asciilifeform: fuck unspecified.
mircea_popescu: why specify what needn't be
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: I'd expect midwesterners to know how to drive in snow belt weather... Here we get 2 inches, the roads freeze and everyone freaks out like its The Walking Dead or some shit.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: because anything that can be deterministic, should be.
asciilifeform: because otherwise heisenbugs.
mod6: to asciilifeform's point tho, i'm not too sure what even exists in the lxr thing, and if is congruent with what's in the V mirror
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Problem is water under snow. Dept of Roads does not brine as generously as I do.
asciilifeform: lxr has a several month-old bleeding edge v.
asciilifeform: but imho linking to the ancient 0.5.3 by default is lunacy.
asciilifeform: it is relevant to nobody anywhere.
asciilifeform: other than archaeologists.
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: aha. so even there you'll see cars in ditches with people telling cops "i dunno what happened, i just slippped and ended up in here"
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Yes. Very little snow, but enough to cull weakest drivers.
BingoBoingo: If alarm was raised in time those drivers would have normally stayed home, but because they were not explicitly told road is slick all suffer
PeterL: this morning we had a bit of snow, I slid about 10 yards past the entrance to work, antilock brakes kicked in, had to shift to reverse and go back to turn into parking lot
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this is nonsense. by that rule you should hang.
asciilifeform: hows that
mircea_popescu: so you be deterministic too.
asciilifeform: i don't ~want~ my computer alive.
asciilifeform: do you ?
mircea_popescu: trb is alive whether you want it or not.
shinohai: ^
asciilifeform: if wanted alive, would buy a cow.
asciilifeform: trb is alive, v is a knife.
mircea_popescu: cow doesn't give limited milk.
asciilifeform: i do not want knife with a will of its own.
mircea_popescu: hm. you ever seen modern knives as used on people ?
asciilifeform: and i can't fathom why mircea_popescu would.
mircea_popescu: practically, will of own.
mircea_popescu: i don't want anything, whatsoever. and i still don;t care what the effects would be.
mircea_popescu: the notion itself, of the basis you propose, seems to me problematic.
asciilifeform: the notion is that a tool ought to behave maximally predictably.
asciilifeform: otherwise we call it something else, wtf, mechanical girlfriend
mircea_popescu: why should a tool become a means by which you may pretend to enact determinism out of absent such ?
mircea_popescu: it'll just lie to you.
asciilifeform: because it isn't absent if i nail it down.
mircea_popescu: by protocol or by promise ?
asciilifeform: by protocol.
mircea_popescu: this nailing down... stick to nailing the mechanical gfs. reality has no holes.
mircea_popescu: i don't see where this is in the protocol ?
shinohai: BingoBoingo: this might be worth paying to see, drunk or no: https://i.imgur.com/r3xs9aY.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q5lrGC )
mircea_popescu: what specifically would prevent me from later making a non-alpha-sorting V ?
asciilifeform: where i wrote the routine, which sorts by ascii and then by flow.
mircea_popescu: that is not hte protocol, that is the spec of one implemen tation among many
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: nothing at all. this feature isn't even interesting.
BingoBoingo: shinohai: lol
mircea_popescu: and if you want everyone to change his, you are basically building on promise.
mircea_popescu: well the feature isn't interesting in itself, other than for this discussion.
asciilifeform: i see mircea_popescu's point here
asciilifeform: 'thou shalt not rely on the splinters on the chair legs being just-so'
asciilifeform: or somethinglikethat.
mircea_popescu: pretty much.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400409 << 'levels' have no useful meaning here. any two patches that don't take a file with hash H and try to transform it into two disparage H' and H'', can be pressed together. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 14:57:13; mircea_popescu: PeterL> or am I totally confused? << a patch can only be safely applied to its antecedent. two patches at the same level CAN NOT be both applied by definition.
asciilifeform: *disparate
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform my idea of "level" was "all patches taking a certain hash as input"
asciilifeform: likewise, they must not attempt to transform X' and disparate X'' into a Y
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: in that case yes.
asciilifeform: but this is not what level normally means when looking at a DAG.
mircea_popescu: im not sure what his idea of level was, prolly not too strictly defined.
mircea_popescu: no, but it would be if you're looking at a tree
mircea_popescu confesses to still thinking of v tron in terms of tree not exactly dag.
asciilifeform: only if the tree were specially drawn this way
mircea_popescu: even if trees are necessarily dag's rite ?
asciilifeform: aha
asciilifeform: but note, this is not strictly speaking a tree
mircea_popescu: i also confess to mentally having an imaginary pre-G as a master node for all the various G's such as shiva's bitcoins v's etc.
mircea_popescu: or you meant somethign else ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: specifically in that it does not have uniform levels
mircea_popescu: what's uniform ?
asciilifeform: e.g., i can submit a patch which depends only on genesis, and it will be among the current leaves
asciilifeform: this is not permissible in a strict tree, definitionally
jurov: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400592 foundation is welcome to link to any chosen 'v' head present there. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 15:43:16; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400348 << this goes to the ancient turd, still has, e.g., irc in it!!111111
jurov: If they can come to unanimous agreement, which one is the longest, praps.
mircea_popescu: how would it be among "Current" leaves. we don't have a notion of time.
asciilifeform: current being the last pressable, strictly
mircea_popescu: but this is not really a cogent consideration. as far as levels are concerned, this "current" one would be just qas much l1 as all the other direct-G descendants.
jurov: and to press the "last pressable" I do what command?
mircea_popescu: there is no last.
jurov: alf said there is!!!!11
deedbot-: [Qntra] US Department Of Education Driving Tuition Increases - http://qntra.net/2016/02/us-department-of-education-driving-tuition-increases/
mircea_popescu: he doesn't know what he's talking about!!1
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: there is 'longest chain' but none of the current vtrons know how to find it
asciilifeform: nor is it clear that it is a useful thing to do
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform note that longest per se is meaningless.
mircea_popescu: so what if someone made 5000 patches in a row.
mircea_popescu: i say it is not useful or even meaningful.
asciilifeform: i would say that it is meaningful to 'press latest known unorphaned chain signed by x'
mircea_popescu: there is no "latest"
asciilifeform: this is, after all, what i do when developing.
asciilifeform: again, latest means last-known.
mircea_popescu: there is no time sorting whatever.
asciilifeform: it isn't about time!
BingoBoingo: V like everything else only exists in the present
mircea_popescu: do you mean longest then ?
asciilifeform: it is about a->b->c and we don't yet have a d.
asciilifeform: then c is 'latest'.
mircea_popescu: so by latest you really mean something like "virgin nodes"
mircea_popescu: fillies, something. pure and untouched by man.
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: let's use the term.
mircea_popescu: aite, i see. really should drop the latest it's confucksing
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400452 << this is invalid format and ought to barf ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 15:16:19; ben_vulpes: press a patch without hashes in the headers
asciilifeform: if not barfs, then broken vtron.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform consider this problem for a moment if you will : have people a, b and c ; have nodes as follows : G(a,b,c) -> N1 (a, b, c) -> N2 (a, b, c) -> N3 (a, b) / N3' (c) -> N4 (a,b) / N4' (c) -> N5 (c) -> N6 (c).
BingoBoingo: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/31/33/ff/3133ff447d39045c7766a2a07e8d36b6.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1KCZkLw )
mircea_popescu: in this situation, "longest chain signed by ab) is 4, longest chain signed by c is 6. what is longest chain signed by abc ? 6 too ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what means slash ?
mircea_popescu: this may turn out to be a fucking problem.
mircea_popescu: alt node in same position in tree
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: trivial case of tie
asciilifeform: if i understand correctly
asciilifeform: tie - is to be broken by the operator. always.
mircea_popescu: of what ? no, it's not a tie, is c running off with the count
asciilifeform: c has 'longest chain with c'
asciilifeform: what's the problem ?
asciilifeform: don't want it? don't ask for c
mircea_popescu: does he have longest chain with abc ?
asciilifeform: nope
punkman: i'd say longest by abc is N2
asciilifeform: with a|b|c
mircea_popescu: like that it works.
asciilifeform: punkman: has it
asciilifeform: punkman has it, rather.
mircea_popescu: this gets to the core of what i was asking of phf to do with those lists.
mircea_popescu: which im still not sure if it's clear or not.
phf: it's not, i need to reread relevant threads, and this one
mircea_popescu: what i said then phf was, i must be able to tell a) which people in total contributed and b) on what sets of people does the present press depend.
asciilifeform: the 'longest chain sans orphans having sigs S1,S2...Sx' is quite essential.
mircea_popescu: this is the counterposed thing. in this case, i would wish for N6 to know that a) abc and b) c ; whereas for N4 that a) abc and b) a OR b and finally for N2 that a) abc and b) a Or B or C
asciilifeform: it lets folks actually press a release, for example, without requiring 'papal infallibility' for the release signers; and, likewise importantly, it lets developer press 'i want a thing will all of my shit but not the discarded erroneous crud'
mircea_popescu: i could hash out a more complex example if it may help, since this NOTATIONAL FORMALISM (see that alf!!!) actually solves the problem of saying graphs. something i wasn't going to do before not because you can't display them, but because im too lazy to draw em.
mircea_popescu: brb
asciilifeform: i will also note that all of this was part of my original concept for vtron
BingoBoingo: In other news... Do these "storage cups" look a lot like baffles to anyone else? https://archive.is/rn2nx
assbot: Amazon.com : JMPF (8) .995" Maglite C-Cell Preformed Aluminum Storage Cup Non Freeze Plug : Sports & Outdoors ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q5ohLG )
asciilifeform: but did not make its way into the prototype
mircea_popescu: the situation is :
mircea_popescu: G (a, b, c, d, e, f, g) -> N1 (a, b, c, d) / N1` (e) / N1`` (f, g) -> N2 (a, c, d, e, f) / N2` (b, g) -> N3 (f, c) / N3` (a, b, c) / N3`` (a, d, f, g) -> N4 (a) / N4` (b, c) / N4`` (a, c, d, e) / N4``` (a, f)
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: wtf are those
mircea_popescu: the task is : to compute a) and b) for N2`, N3`` and all N4s.
asciilifeform: holy shit is mircea_popescu's example hard to read
mircea_popescu: hater.
asciilifeform: srsly, trees as 1liners, l0l
mircea_popescu: it's easy if you know what you're doing (r) (tm) (fy)
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: "storage cups" that go into tubular aluminum flashlight body... Come with replacement end cap featuring drilled hole.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: why???
mircea_popescu: because there's a humongo market of ... flashlights, of all things, in the us. and trying to invent value for it so the assburger'd males keep buying them
asciilifeform: holy shit wut
mircea_popescu: it boggles the mind, what the fuck people are doing with flashlights over there these days.
mircea_popescu: they're insane.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Homebrew silencer for people without machine shop or work ethic
mircea_popescu: actually to risk going on a limb : the us is an ex-industrial pwoerhouse, made pseudo-rich by uninspired finalcial arrangements. the degeneracy that necessarily came from that picked a tiny topic and is making the glory of past days play out all over it. that topic is flashlights.
mircea_popescu: they can't make a plane or maintain the roads, but by god have you seen how superior their flashlights are over the orcs' ?
BingoBoingo: seriously
asciilifeform: now that i think about it, i even own one of those cast iron monsters
asciilifeform: 'tis what they had at the shop.
mircea_popescu: it took me a while to buy one that wasn't uv-led powered.
BingoBoingo: But flashlight are the only thing US does, so now cottage industry around making them into other things
asciilifeform: you can easily bludgeon a man, or break a door, with such
mircea_popescu: fucktards.
asciilifeform: uv?!
mircea_popescu: you know, blue leds
asciilifeform: they use white led here
mircea_popescu: worse.
mircea_popescu: yellow, bitch.
asciilifeform: perfectly usable white here.
mircea_popescu: well i never ran into one, but anyway.
asciilifeform: i have both kinds, from same maker, the krypton incandescent one is a club now
asciilifeform: 1/5th the brightness of the diode
phf: i thought police carries those oversized maglites for the purpose of using them as batons in a pinch
BingoBoingo put cheap led in club
asciilifeform: and wtf, i don't read with these, would happily buy even red led
asciilifeform: phf: aha
BingoBoingo: <phf> i thought police carries those oversized maglites for the purpose of using them as batons in a pinch << yes. For this 4, 5, or 6 D cell models
BingoBoingo: Also thinner C cell model for people concerned about weapon retention
asciilifeform: i thought we were thinking specifically of the 6 'd'
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: There's a full range of them
mircea_popescu: so d is for anal, c is for normal ?
asciilifeform: 'c' is for ansi standard police broomstick
asciilifeform: d - extended!111
BingoBoingo: But seriously these things are useful for beating down most things. Better made for that than some hammers I've seen
phf: extended version usually deployed by short and fat female cops in american tv shows. "sir, SIR, sir. sir!"
BingoBoingo: They also make AA and AAA versions likely for nostril fucking
mircea_popescu: i'm apparently missing a lot of culture
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400478 << i will admit that i am not certain i have ever met in the flesh, other than chetty, a woman who wrote software ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 15:20:58; diana_coman: hm, we were 11 girls: 22 boys precisely in high school (cs class ie maths+physics+programming)
asciilifeform: saw female bulldozer, crane operators,
asciilifeform: but this - no
mircea_popescu: you should get out more!
jurov: "nor is it clear that it is a useful thing to do" but lxr must show it!!1 lmao.
asciilifeform: where? antarctica ? ☟︎
mats: you callin me fat, ben_vulpes
mats: its on nao
asciilifeform: jurov: all i said what what it must ~not~ show
asciilifeform: which is ancient crudcoin
asciilifeform: borrowing a page from mircea_popescu's 'this is WRONG now find a non-WRONG thing to do' book.
BingoBoingo actually rather surprised mircea_popescu doesn't already have 6D club in his dungeon, for appearances if nothing else.
jurov: the last trb release is a WRONG thing nao?
asciilifeform: surely that was not the last release ?
asciilifeform: had irc.cpp ?
jurov: 0.5.4 is out yet?
asciilifeform: and in fact it is wrong, because guess what, that turd WON'T SYNC
asciilifeform: without db locks patch at the least
asciilifeform: ergo is wrong.
mircea_popescu: i'm glad i said something.
jurov: ok, i'll look into -test2
asciilifeform: ty jurov
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform> where? antarctica ? << no, atomic diriglandia. it's a wonderful place!
asciilifeform: i very much believe mircea_popescu .
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: re: codebabez you should totally come visit sometime
asciilifeform: visit what
mircea_popescu: anyway, how about you know, downtown. afaik dc is about 60% female by mass
mircea_popescu: most capitols are, anyway
ben_vulpes: me!
mircea_popescu would pay money for snapshot of alf awaken at 6:30 am by baby ; after having slept on guest bed over @ portland.
asciilifeform: l0l
asciilifeform generally doesn't leave home if it can be at all helped
ben_vulpes: i am offend
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i chastise, yes, but i don't believe in destroying the woman. canes, not clubs.
ben_vulpes: we have /electricity/
mircea_popescu: off which end ben_vulpes ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: What about for penetration?
ben_vulpes: and our covered wagons aren't even hauled by oxen any more but horse
mircea_popescu: penis is for penetration, that's good enough for me!
ben_vulpes hums
BingoBoingo: Also to chase away wild Obeasts who happen to glomp in
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: poppycock, everybuddy knows wagon don't move 'less an-'orse move't.
ben_vulpes looks sideways at asciilifeform
asciilifeform: ... or wife
mircea_popescu: o look, he's doing my fair lady!
ben_vulpes: hoo-ers.
ben_vulpes: unrelatedly, it took 12 (!) tugs to get the HK boat ungrounded from the elbe
mircea_popescu: name the thugs ?
ben_vulpes: you name the sucks?
ben_vulpes: individual licks even?
mircea_popescu: lol shucks!
ben_vulpes: atypically punny day
ben_vulpes: not even raining
mircea_popescu: wait this hk boat / elbe thing was a sexual innuendo item ?
mircea_popescu: my foreskin generally retracts on the first pass, just how wide IS this woman ?
ben_vulpes: nono not at first
mircea_popescu: fist ?
ben_vulpes: fisting first?!
ben_vulpes: fisting is for closers
asciilifeform: waiwut
asciilifeform: boat?!
ben_vulpes: aha
asciilifeform: ungrounded ?
ben_vulpes: mega container ship grounded in the elbe for FIVE DAYS
asciilifeform: and thought stuck cock
ben_vulpes: i am now renaming my cock to CSCL Indian Ocean ☟︎
ben_vulpes: "baby i need a tug!"
ben_vulpes: grounded in the river elbe
mircea_popescu: tug&plug, it's a legitimate thing.
ben_vulpes: ehuehueahuehueh
BingoBoingo: Just deserts from the mines "With an ax rather than a scalpel, Australia's federal science agency last week chopped off its climate research arm in a decision that has stunned scientists and left employees dispirited. Why? Because the science is settled, there is no need for more basic research, the government says. No doubt many will experience a case of schadenfreude as they see those who have long claimed "the science is settle
BingoBoingo: d" face the inevitable and logical consequence of that stance."
ben_vulpes: HAHAHA
ben_vulpes: rich.
mircea_popescu: lol.
ben_vulpes: christ that's entertaining
mircea_popescu: well, the science is setled alright : there is no science in "climate blabla, back to more productive uses.
mircea_popescu: such as i dunno wtf these schmucks did before becoming "scientists", but i imagine revolutionizing keyboards and inventing better paper clips
ben_vulpes: how about disrupting the blowjob?
ben_vulpes: i guess that'd be sv
BingoBoingo: <ben_vulpes> how about disrupting the blowjob? << picking the long hairs out of the short hairs?
ben_vulpes: subject of sv, it looks like i'll be on hold with intuit until the halvening
mircea_popescu: and in further "who the fuck runs away in heels" news, http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1axg3As9J1qddd4so1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q7biiF )
mircea_popescu: which one was inuit again ? the useless one ?
ben_vulpes: they're all useless
ben_vulpes: but intuit goes so far as to lobby against simplifying the american taxtuation so they can do 'ez' taxes for derps
mircea_popescu: lol
ben_vulpes: all i want is a form for hours and a button that remits appropriately
ben_vulpes: and apparently i have to go through intuit for this
ben_vulpes: small biz is worst biz
mircea_popescu: move to romania, run it from there ; small biz costs you a few % in taxes and you get a person to do all your filings + basic legal support for a coupla hundred dollars/month.
ben_vulpes: that is precisely the plan next time.
ben_vulpes: also not taking fucking fiat.
mircea_popescu: you can take fiat just fine.
mircea_popescu: SEPA member, even easier than in the us.
mircea_popescu: also free.
ben_vulpes: huh
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400226 << hah, she blocked me on twatter a month ago ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 11:42:56; BingoBoingo: Spoiler alert, it was a trap.
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400441 << i had to double check the list, surprised she wasn't already a lord, but we're off in another world this channel isn't always aware of, with quite another perspective it seems ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 15:10:58; mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes next month's s.mg filing might clarify.
ben_vulpes: "The cybercriminal reached out to Motherboard through an apparently compromised DOJ email account earlier last week, and claimed to have obtained the stolen data by compromising that account and then using it to access a DOJ portal." ☟︎
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: i mean how am i supposed to know what's going on in the far-flung provinces
ben_vulpes: have been following the public feedz, yes, but much happens below the surface
shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400902 <<< was also banned from btctalk for 5 days for "trolling" according to het twitter danielpbarron ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 17:11:50; danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400226 << hah, she blocked me on twatter a month ago
ben_vulpes: 5 days lol they do timeouts now?
ben_vulpes: "go sit in the corner! you've been bad."
shinohai: kek
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400906 << where wut ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 17:14:13; ben_vulpes: "The cybercriminal reached out to Motherboard through an apparently compromised DOJ email account earlier last week, and claimed to have obtained the stolen data by compromising that account and then using it to access a DOJ portal."
asciilifeform: and srsly what's with this habit of linkless quote
asciilifeform: we feed google now ?
ben_vulpes: scusi, scusi
ben_vulpes: http://motherboard.vice.com/read/hacker-publishes-personal-info-of-20000-fbi-agents ☟︎
assbot: Hacker Publishes Personal Info of 20,000 FBI Agents | Motherboard ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q7dHKr )
asciilifeform: ty ben_vulpes
asciilifeform: also what part of this is seeekrit
asciilifeform: who works for usg is public record
ben_vulpes: their eeeemailz!
ben_vulpes: iono man
ben_vulpes: i had a pertinent question before the payroll people distracted me
ben_vulpes is considering a new irc client
jurov: kakobrekla dang you completely filter unicode on bitbet? my translation now looks like abortion :( https://bitbet.us/bet/1247/parties-smer-sd-and-sns-to-win-supermajority-in/#c5617
assbot: BitBet - Parties SMER-SD and SNS to win supermajority in Slovak parliament :: 0.37 B (46%) on Yes, 0.43 B (54%) on No | closing in 3 weeks 2 days | weight: 84`005 (100`000 to 10`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q5uOGb )
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: try 'irssi'
jurov: it's not going to be v-ified or somesuch
ben_vulpes: (vil-ified!)
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: the suggestions continue to stack up
ben_vulpes: an appealing thing about irssi is that it has a solarized light mode
ben_vulpes: i could get my whole experience into solarized light
danielpbarron also recommends irssi
danielpbarron: been using it off and on for a decade
danielpbarron: highly customizable, simple, runs on command line, in screen
asciilifeform: wtf, what light mode, it's a tty proggy
ben_vulpes: i like my colors to match!
ben_vulpes: i motherfucking hate switching over to a dark terminal after using a light text editor
ben_vulpes: mother
ben_vulpes: fucking
ben_vulpes: hate
danielpbarron: you can color it however you like; I color nicknames based on my rating of them in the WoT ☟︎
ben_vulpes: no i want the whole screen tan-ish
ben_vulpes: switching from light to dark and back is very painful for my head.
BingoBoingo: It's a shame no one still connects to IRC by touching two wires together rhythmically
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: so set light terminal ? or dark text editor ??
ben_vulpes: light terminal, yes. specific color scheme at that. and no no fucking dark text editor because i have to pull up web pages and am right back at the original problem!
phf: ben_vulpes: what's wrong with erc!
kakobrekla: jurov will change that at some point
ben_vulpes: phf: it's fine, great, doesn't bouncer well though.
jurov: kakobrekla: please remove it completely, it's completely misleading
ben_vulpes: phf: the best erc setup i've come up with is to run it through mosh in a terminal
jurov: it changed "ÁNO" to "NO" which is the opposite
kakobrekla: not a single comment ever got removed and i dont think we will start now
kakobrekla: cant you elaborate it differently with a subsequent comment?
BingoBoingo: jurov: Which side of the election are we rooting for?
phf: ben_vulpes: if you're using znc, then http://paste.lisp.org/display/306886 might help
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q5vRWv )
ben_vulpes: phf: this means i have to maintain a mental map for "emacs on my server" and "emacs on my desktop
ben_vulpes: oh god i tried znc
ben_vulpes looks
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: tried? it broke ?
phf: i don't have an opinion on it. i have znc, bitlbee and erc all very lightly configured to work together, and i basically don't use anything else for comms
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Give up and just open up your NIC buffer in ed to irc
ben_vulpes: i think i even did erc-znc mode at one point
jurov: BingoBoingo: I listed the biggest douches, rooting against them
BingoBoingo: jurov: Aha. So like the local version of the Trump-Clitler alliance
ben_vulpes: bitlbee huh
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i have a *million* complaints against znc
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: say moar ?
ben_vulpes: let us start with the completely fucking retarded web admin panel
asciilifeform: nobody forces you to use it
asciilifeform: can config with bare teeth
jurov: Interesting there are some bets despite I have not advertised it yet. Local bitcoiners do follow bitbet :)
ben_vulpes: then there's some default password implementation the specifics of which i forget but was miserably bad
ben_vulpes: what else
ben_vulpes: oh can't edit conf files and reload iirc
asciilifeform: wai wut
asciilifeform: or what, you want it to reload itself somehow ?
ben_vulpes: do i misremember?
asciilifeform: should it also massage the wife for you ?
mats: lol
kakobrekla: ofc you can edit conf
ben_vulpes: o.O
asciilifeform: aha
BingoBoingo: jurov: How do you know that those bets aren't all from a degenerate like myself who just wants betting action?
jurov: you dream shatterer, you!
BingoBoingo: But no, I don't have any bets on that yet
phf: kill -hup presumably works
jurov: znc indeed is prone to overwriting conf, best to stop it and then edit if you must
phf: somebody here i believe sponsored otp for znc plugin
jurov: kek. but it's true somebody here sponsored otp for znc plugin
phf: ah, right
BingoBoingo: jurov: Ok, now I've bet on it
punkman: where is this znc otp plugin?
phf: punkman: https://github.com/mmilata/znc-otr
assbot: GitHub - mmilata/znc-otr: OTR encryption plugin for ZNC IRC bouncer ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q7gNhB )
punkman: ah otr
jurov: iirc it went into official distribution
jurov: heh somebody read otc?
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu i was looking at generalizing the 'oracle' resistance from cramer-shoup to other systems
gribble: The operation succeeded.
trinque: my setup was much like phf's, had a few znc crashes/freezes and trashed the lot for weechat in a tmux somewhere
trinque: tried weechat.el, will probably end up using that when I bother to do something sensible around hightlight notifications
punkman: http://pitchfork.com/news/63083-ghostface-killah-says-shithead-martin-shkreli-should-release-one-of-a-kind-wu-tang-album/
assbot: Ghostface Killah Says “Shithead" Martin Shkreli Should Release One-of-a-Kind Wu-Tang Album | News | Pitchfork ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q5xSCj )
trinque: I'll have this done just in time to switch to gossipd
trinque: along with the new deedbot, lol
jurov: gossipd will have irc interface?
phf: dbus to adium
PeterL: just needs a bot here and listening to gossipd to transmit messages between platforms, right?
trinque: jurov: naw, just in time to rewrite
asciilifeform: jurov: my unreleased prototype is driven using (local) irc listener, yes ☟︎
trinque: oh, how bout that
phf: asciilifeform: it actually speaks a subset of irc then?
asciilifeform: phf: only for frontend
jurov: count on alf to have unreleased prototypes for everything :D
asciilifeform: jurov: they are usually unreleased for ~reason~
asciilifeform: and irc frontend makes sense, thinkaboutit, nobody wants to use a cruddy ui hacked up for the occasion, everyone already has something reasonable that is irctronic ☟︎
phf: asciilifeform: is the whole thing in c?
asciilifeform: phf: presently
mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vsgzW6Br1qlne6uo1_1280.jpg << i wonder if all teh people that are into this stuff realise that the only reason a woman's skin is soft is specifically that she doesn't go around barefood & naked in chains.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q7i8EQ )
asciilifeform: l0l must be like the fingers of guitarist !
mircea_popescu: aha
jurov: rly? i thought it's cuz of the lotions they use to tan the hide
mircea_popescu: i suspek the only effectiveness of the lotioning is that it keeps them from doing stuff / touching the spot for a while
deedbot-: [Qntra] Steam Legacy Demolished - http://qntra.net/2016/02/steam-legacy-demolished/
mircea_popescu: not that anyone agrees with me on the topic in teh household(s)
phf: as demonstrated by outside-bombai indian woman feet, walking around barefoot all the time doesn't do your skin any sort of justice
mircea_popescu: depends if treebark is your notion of foot justice.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400945 << interesting idea ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 17:25:39; danielpbarron: you can color it however you like; I color nicknames based on my rating of them in the WoT
danielpbarron: wow BingoBoingo the most clickbaity title you ever qntra'd. I was very confused to find it wasn't about the game company 'Steam'
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: What, guy can't spend 28 words on a joke?
BingoBoingo: In news from out Nigerian prince http://qntra.net/2016/02/dprk-launches-satellite-into-space/#comment-45375
assbot: DPRK Launches Satellite Into Space | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q7iM5v )
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo yeah seriously, none of that. it's ok for blogs but not q
BingoBoingo: Alright
BingoBoingo: Take it down?
mircea_popescu: can stay, just as a policy
PeterL: you could put it on your personal blog?
BingoBoingo: I keep forgetting that thing exists.
danielpbarron: i've seen the game thing pop up on social media, something about they are or might be accepting bitcoin
mircea_popescu: and in other "strange cargo cult worshippers of incomprehensible machine-god" news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qiu7mzXa1qlne6uo1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q7iUSp )
BingoBoingo: Something derping about them and Bitpay. Been spending much of the morning looking for stories of steam explosions or other disasters.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not a bad idea. did it get anywhere ?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1401022 << quite. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 17:53:11; asciilifeform: and irc frontend makes sense, thinkaboutit, nobody wants to use a cruddy ui hacked up for the occasion, everyone already has something reasonable that is irctronic
mircea_popescu: cheat as much as humanly possible ☟︎
mircea_popescu: then turn into your wolf form and cheat some more. ☟︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: was trying to figure out if it is separable from his use of the diffie hellman decision problem as the basis for the system
asciilifeform: also interesting property, in c-s, you lose the chosen-ciphertext attack resistance if you split the message.
asciilifeform: gonna have to cheat in wolf form, somehow.
asciilifeform: see, i'm unwilling to entirely discount the 'quantum' calculator thing.
mircea_popescu: soit
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asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: which is why i'd rather not live and die solely by the discrete log problem.
asciilifeform: (or, for that matter, integer factorization. which, for n00bz, i will point out that rsa has never actually been formally reduced to!)
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BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2016/02/us-department-of-education-driving-tuition-increases/#comment-45435 << alright, who's the troll
assbot: US Department Of Education Driving Tuition Increases | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q7kJ1K )
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PeterL: don't you collect commenters' emails, do you have to ask?
BingoBoingo: PeterL: We do, but it would be bad journalism to disclose such things. And really how often are we actually going to test emails anyways.
BingoBoingo: As long as the email hasn't been used in spam, email isn't going to be the thing that makes or breaks a comment's journey past the spam filter
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i on the other hand am more than willing to die by this imaginary "quantum" computing.
PeterL: how is that comment troll-y?
mircea_popescu: it has exactly 0% chances to exist. if it did exist, however, the changes would be far reaching enough to render any present arrangements void anyway.
mircea_popescu: so...
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the latter is demonstrably false
asciilifeform: and yes, it is an inflatable tank
asciilifeform: presently - imaginary
mircea_popescu: huh ?
BingoBoingo: PeterL: It mentioned the Bern, just kinda assumed it was. Didn't read too closely.
asciilifeform: but speeding up factoring is quite physically plausible in a variety of ways
mircea_popescu: ah that. sure.
mircea_popescu: was specifically discussing "quantum" as the literary fanon concept
PeterL: BingoBoingo but the comment agrees with your article
mircea_popescu: it is pointedly NOT a scientific notion, for the record, not anymore than communism is ; and in no danger of ever becoming one, such as occasionally sf items did become.
mircea_popescu: it belongs in the same heap as the audible / visible lasers, the bullets that spark off rock walls & al.
BingoBoingo: Ah. I guess a point could be made that if Obama's Hope and Change didn't fix the problem Bernie's isn't likely to either.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: atomic bullet!1111
mircea_popescu: and so no, i'm not paying anyone anything to add "lightsaber armor" to my clothing.
asciilifeform: l0l!
BingoBoingo: PeterL: Maybe It's just getting late. My troll/humor doesn't seem to be calibrated right.
BingoBoingo: BRB meat downtime
PeterL: noon is late now?
mircea_popescu: i wouldn't per se object to girl wearing "lightsaber armorer" cocktail dress, if that's the fashion, as long as it grabs her tits and waist right etc.
thestringpuller: lightsaber armorer?
thestringpuller: !s lightsaber armorer
assbot: 0 results for 'lightsaber armorer' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=lightsaber+armorer
BingoBoingo: PeterL: I woke up at 22:00 local time. Hazard of working Internet full time.
mircea_popescu: "quantum computing proof"
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: didja ever read feynman's original paper on the subj ?
mircea_popescu: yes.
asciilifeform: so why specifically can we rule the thing out physically
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mircea_popescu: it is not a bad paper. it is also not a bad thing to look for. unlike "cold fusion" and like "dark energy extraction", it has no actual merit for fundamental reasons.
mircea_popescu: "we" can't. i, for my own needs, do, is all.
asciilifeform: also, i will defend the notion that crypto - composes. usefully. the contrary notion is due 100% to retarded implementers, who belong in fermenting vat
mircea_popescu: crypto MAY compose usefully. assuming composition is a solution is in itself braindamage.
asciilifeform: if the composed elements are FULLY independent - composes.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it is useful the way that the rng xor is useful
asciilifeform: you are ~guaranteed~ the strength of the strongest.
mircea_popescu: also asuming that A USEFUL WAY TO COMPOSE is always available is nonsense. and certainly asuming that the obvious composition is correct.
asciilifeform: not always available - you gotta build it.
asciilifeform: and, again, if the ciphertrons are INDEPENDENT, you can't do any damage by adding a damaged link downstream.
mircea_popescu: just as long as this a) doesn't invalidate assumptions required by one in a way operator couldn't verify and b) they are actually independent, as opposed to "i thought they were"
asciilifeform: well no shit
mircea_popescu: no, but this is important.
asciilifeform: see the 'implementer belongs in fermentation vat' point
mircea_popescu: on the strength of the record to date.
asciilifeform: !s cut abdomen open
assbot: 1 results for 'cut abdomen open' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=cut+abdomen+open
mircea_popescu: sure. just, the bleeding here is hidden.
asciilifeform: all crypto bleeds hidden.
asciilifeform: sapper is a better job, at least you're dead right away
asciilifeform: instead of walking around buzzing with maggots for 20 years without knowing
mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: hmm looks like qntra ate my comment ☟︎
asciilifeform: http://qntra.net/2016/02/us-department-of-education-driving-tuition-increases/#comment-45443
assbot: US Department Of Education Driving Tuition Increases | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1Tb2b0G )
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 82400 @ 0.00057415 = 47.31 BTC [+] {6}
jurov: !up guest7187
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2016/btmsr-block-cipher-competition/#comment-116484 < if you care about the curios. spam filter had them before.
assbot: B,TMSR~ Block Cipher Competition on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1nW6SOY )
asciilifeform: interesting
mircea_popescu: https://lists.linuxfoundation.org/pipermail/bitcoin-dev/2016-February/012412.html << this is marginally lulzy.
assbot: [bitcoin-dev] BIP proposal: Increase block size limit to 2megabytes ... ( http://bit.ly/1nW7bcy )
polarbeard: I've doxygened trb, https://polarbeard.github.io/trb-doxygen/init_8cpp.html
assbot: trb: trb/release/bitcoin/src/init.cpp File Reference ... ( http://bit.ly/1nW7cxh )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i don't see what is so hot about the composition thing
asciilifeform: anybody can do that, it was actually the first thing i suggested
mircea_popescu: i don't think anything'sd so hot.
asciilifeform: ah.
asciilifeform: what i was wondering is how the author of the comment came to think that this fits the specs given
asciilifeform: srsly, classic example of 'cryptographers' playing confusion mind games with own selves
asciilifeform: i think i will go to a racing competition; and submit an 'enchilada cipher' car, a junkyard carcass of old ferrari welded to remnants of a crashed mazerati.
asciilifeform: FASTER THAN EITHER!11111
mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/44ogum/coinodealcom_western_union_scam_300/ << why the fuck does redditard have 300 dollars.
assbot: Coinodeal.com Western Union Scam -$300 : Scams ... ( http://bit.ly/1KDCKCh )
PeterL: asciilifeform re hasty pudding cypher: didn't you say key tables are evil?
asciilifeform: absolutely.
asciilifeform: and srsly, i don't even see the point in thinking about that one.
asciilifeform: it is junk, plain and simple.
mircea_popescu: !up minzie_
PeterL: hi minzie_ who are you?
minzie_: hi
minzie_: looking for some brokerage in btc
thestringpuller: minzie_: jurov is your guy
minzie_: he isnt online at the moment, is he?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://www.crypto.com/papers/turtle.pdf << slightly less retarded
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1nW9350 )
asciilifeform: 's✏ø✪ü❒ý✠❞öÒó✍☎✗ö●✏➉✝❞ò✦ó❙ô✺✝✬❄✦ñ❞÷➃ýó♦✂
asciilifeform: ñ✚✖Þô❙ñ✛õ✗ö➍÷➃ø❊ò❖✂✛ôÖô❙ö➍ó✦÷➃ý➴þ❜ÿ✁❞ö✄✂
mircea_popescu: ...
asciilifeform: þ➍ýù✆☎✪ö➍÷➃ò❵➔✘✦☞ýó✍☎❵ó✍☎✪öÑø✪ñ❞ó✍✝➸û➵üö➒ö✱✰✛þ❨ö➍ù✪ó✟ý❒ñ②ø✪ò✾ñ✚✖✵qðó
asciilifeform: s ✳ ✈❈✝❞ø✪õ❧qðt❧s✉➢✻✈✘➣✔✓■✴✰ú✗÷✟ó✟ü❒ö❐✝❞ø➵õt❉✗✝➸÷➃ö✩✝➸÷✟ö❵þ❨ñ②ø✪þ❨ö➍ù✪ó✟ú✆✝❞ü❒ü✠✂ì✏❞ö➍÷✥✂✤ò✟ý➴ô❙ù➵üö✚✜ú✴✾☎✗ö➍÷✟ö✩✝➸÷✟ö ø✪ñ þ❨ñ②ø✪ò✦ó✍✝❞ø●ó✟ò✄✓❀û➵ýó
asciilifeform: ù❛ö➍÷➃ô✾ú✗ó✍✝➸ó✟ýñ②ø✪òÞñ❞÷■☎✆✝➸÷➃õ✛ÿ➜þ❨ñ✛õ✗ö➶õáó✍✝➸û➵ü❒ö➶ò✄✜✵✴✰ú✗÷✟ó✟üö✚◗ ò☞÷✟ö➶þ➍ú✗÷➃ò➃ý✠✏❞ö❏ò✦ó✦÷➃ú➵þ❨ó✟ú✗÷✟ö❏ù➵÷✟ñ✽✏✛ý❒õ✗ö➶ò✶✝ßø✎✝➸ó✟ú✪÷✥✝❞ü✝ôÖö➶þ✥☎✎✝❞ø
mircea_popescu: god ima have to kick him again aren't i.
polarbeard: there we go
asciilifeform: ✪ý➴ò✟ô➩✖❭ñ❞÷
asciilifeform: aargh
asciilifeform: wtf
asciilifeform kicks terminal
mircea_popescu: you need a better macbook.
asciilifeform: better hands.
polarbeard: I'm evaling that just in case
minzie_: xD
mircea_popescu: ➃ << i didn't even know slut brands were a html character.
asciilifeform: nah that is clearly a billiard ball
mircea_popescu: "Bath Salts: As of July 22, 2011 possession of Bath Salts is a Class 4 Felony with the same sentencing as above." ahahaha wut.
mircea_popescu: us-plebs not allowed soft skin aha
PeterL: it's a drug name
polarbeard: just rebrand it to butt salts
asciilifeform: anyway mircea_popescu , m. blaze's 'turtle' is, afaik, the only ~claimed~ provably-hard block cipher (non-otp) that i was able to track down.
mircea_popescu: PeterL what drug is that in sane people speak ?
PeterL: methylenedioxypyrovalerone
mircea_popescu: so my sal inglesa bath salts are immune ?
PeterL: sort of like a bulkier version of amphetamine
mircea_popescu: (magnesium sulphate)
PeterL: nah mag sulphate got demoted from the name, it's fine to use
mircea_popescu: ah ok then :D
PeterL: isn't it great when people take one word with a definite meaning and slap it onto something completely unrelated?
asciilifeform: he also came up with a hash algo, 'tortuga'
mircea_popescu: PeterL basically the us' main export product.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform aha. was looking into this.
minzie_: anyone know some good bitcoin trading software??
asciilifeform: or hm, not him
asciilifeform: but based on 'turtle'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ah, you found it before ?
mircea_popescu: minzie_ can you be specific ? what are you trying to do ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well no, just now
asciilifeform: ah
minzie_: want to trade in exchanges
mircea_popescu: remarkably undocumented online.
mircea_popescu: minzie_ iirc adlai was peddling in that water.
mircea_popescu: http://www.osti.gov/eprints/topicpages/documents/record/678/3823036.html << if this is to be believed it was introduced by a dude named blaze at upenn, and it's a feistel derivative.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1nWaAbq )
mircea_popescu: "Most modern publickey ciphers are designed to reduce or at least relate closely to some long­
mircea_popescu: studied problem that is believed to be difficult, such as factoring or finding discrete logarithms of
mircea_popescu: large integers. Modern symmetrickey ciphers, on the other hand, can rarely be reduced to widely­
mircea_popescu: studied hard problems and so are frequently designed specifically to resist known cryptanalytic"
mircea_popescu: absolute paydirt. WHY "can rarely be". who told you ? etc.
asciilifeform: not 'rarely'; never.
asciilifeform: to date.
asciilifeform: anyway, took me most of a week to dredge this up,
asciilifeform: and it had to be by looking at ancient sci.crypt crud
asciilifeform: fwiw.
mircea_popescu: there's a difference between "can rarely be" and "never is". they do not speak of the same world.
asciilifeform: well yes.
mircea_popescu: what i wish to know is how did he establish his ought.
asciilifeform: prolly oughta have said 'have never.'
mircea_popescu: but it isn't what he actually said.
asciilifeform reads, again
mircea_popescu: when people go all scholarly and shit on me, and start with the "We show" bullcrap i fucking expect them to use the words they mean to use.
asciilifeform: anyway i don't give a fuck what he said, i want to know if the proof actually proves anything of interest.
asciilifeform: if there were 1,001 alleged proofs, i'd throw out this one perhaps, because annoying
asciilifeform: but there is 1 alleged proof.
asciilifeform: and a whole lot of silence.
mircea_popescu: btw, how's the "ethereum ecosystem" doing these days ? all the shit they were going to launch months ago... just around the corner!
mircea_popescu: are the brick and mortar ethereum things in yet ?
asciilifeform has nfi
asciilifeform: interestingly, blaze uses the term 'cryptovariable' in his code ☟︎
asciilifeform: this is traditional, archaic nsa term for... key
asciilifeform: it has been a very long time since i saw this.
mircea_popescu: well this item is from mid 90s, sat buried for the interval.
asciilifeform: and wtf is with the character encoding in that pdf.
asciilifeform: martian.
mircea_popescu: smells to me like long dead bait job some 3rd line derp is trying to spring back to life on us, but hery.
asciilifeform: remarkably stale for bait
mircea_popescu: i'd almost be mildly insulted, if it weren't for the fact that my fucking spam filter identified it correctly on the first pass.
asciilifeform: but interesting nonetheless, if i were hitler i would order 10,001 'provably np-hard' ciphers to be created.
mircea_popescu: next year's crop of openbazaars
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: to be clear, i'm discussing the 'turtle' paper
mircea_popescu: hey, btw, did THAT vc powered bs mix ever come to anything ?
asciilifeform: vs the two linked
asciilifeform: (or did this, too, come up in the spam filter)
mircea_popescu: myeah.
mircea_popescu: wait... i never published this item
mircea_popescu: uh...
asciilifeform: i found 'turtle' by hand
asciilifeform: from ancient crud pile
mircea_popescu: i thought you had just went from a comment i just published. except i hadn't.
asciilifeform: as explained earlier
asciilifeform: note, i have not gone over the proof!
mircea_popescu: me either as i just saw it.
mircea_popescu: so you were independently looking at this and from before ?
mircea_popescu: what linked it ? where ?
asciilifeform: https://groups.google.com/d/msg/sci.crypt/ZlqcPy9opnY/r6V4ntk4IFEJ
assbot: Google Groupes ... ( http://bit.ly/1SesWBc )
asciilifeform: ^ not linked as such, but mentioned
asciilifeform: and no, i don't have a vintage copy of this thing on dead tree, or the like
asciilifeform: i dug up this old luger in the forest, aha. and i've no idea whether it fires forwards or backwards, of yet.
asciilifeform: further dig reveals that it was mentioned in a few places, fwiw.
asciilifeform: http://crypto.com << herr blaze himself, apparently. ask him.
assbot: Matt Blaze / crypto.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1nWcSr5 )
mircea_popescu: nice domain, you know ?
asciilifeform: oh hey
asciilifeform: he's the one who broke randi's cipher
asciilifeform: http://www.crypto.com/blog/law_school_exam
assbot: Matt Blaze: Exhaustive Search Goes to Law School ... ( http://bit.ly/1nWd0qk )
asciilifeform: and the rest of his blog, lulzy
mircea_popescu: http://www.crypto.com/blog/celltapping/
assbot: Matt Blaze: How Law Enforcement Tracks Cellular Phones ... ( http://bit.ly/1nWd4Xl )
asciilifeform: i see nothing that sets off my allergies, astonishingly
asciilifeform: on blaze's www
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: consider inviting him here ?
mircea_popescu: you do it!
asciilifeform: i'm not a famous k00l d00d
asciilifeform: oh and now i'm curious what the spam said
mircea_popescu: im sure that he had his fill of those. talk of interesting things to him instead.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform just that, "look into turtle"
asciilifeform: i'ma write to herr blaze, then.
asciilifeform: let the man speak for himself.
mircea_popescu: re hasty pudding : 2^120 weak keys. heh.
asciilifeform: massive turd
asciilifeform: and when i first saw it mentioned, some years back, i actually thought it was named for shitting oneself
asciilifeform: and that it might be called 'to make hasty pudding'
asciilifeform: but apparently this is not a thing
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform incidentally, another thought occurs : maybe the way to go is make the key a matrix and go for something like the maximum volume submatrix problem somewhere in there.
mircea_popescu: have the message specify the conditionation, and then how the fuck are you going to extract it if you don't know what you're starting from
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i actually started with this
mircea_popescu: ha!
asciilifeform: it is tricky.
mircea_popescu: listen this is getting ridiculous lol.
asciilifeform: impossible to say ~average case~ complexity
mircea_popescu: well... yeah i dunno how you'd do that.
asciilifeform: hey maths are the same for everybody.
asciilifeform: can't fault if mircea_popescu and i come up with same arithmetic.
mircea_popescu: what we want is some actual methods to calculate the difficulty curve over the space
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asciilifeform: (lulzier when we get ~different~ arithmetic!11 as in the otp mega-thread)
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: rare, luckily.
mircea_popescu: anyway, the more i think about this tyhe more im convinced our problems are really one problem : the absence of a proved mechanism to create the difficulty graph of a primitive.
mircea_popescu: and this should NOT in general be as hard as to actually break any one key.
asciilifeform: incidentally, i suppose that this is when i confess that this is actually my day job
mircea_popescu: ie the problem could be reducxible
mircea_popescu: hahaha
asciilifeform: ... judging algorithmic complexities of various algos
mircea_popescu: but you know what i want ? i want it to output a fucking graph!
mircea_popescu: looking exactly like this : https://chart.googleapis.com/chart?chs=240x45&cht=ls&chco=FFFFFF,FF9900,FFFFFF&chd=t:100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,1
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1SevuiN )
mircea_popescu: 00,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100|43,49,55,55,57,64,67,65,65,65,65,66,74,74,74,74,74,74,74,75,75,73,73,73,73,73,73,73,73,73,76,76,76,76,76,76,76,76,76,76,75,75,75,75,75,74,74,73,73,73,73,73,73,72,72,72,72,72,71,71,71,71,71,73,73,73,73,73,73,73,73,73,73,73,73,73,73,72,73,71,65,64,65,63,63,63,63,62,62,62,55,55,54,54,55,64,64,64,64,64,64|14,15,17,17,18,22,24,24,
mircea_popescu: 24,24,24,25,33,33,33,34,34,34,34,35,35,36,36,36,36,36,36,36,36,36,42,42,42,42,42,42,42,42,42,42,43,43,43,43,43,43,43,44,44,44,44,44,44,44,44,44,44,44,45,45,45,45,45,50,50,50,50,50,50,50,50,50,50,50,50,50,50,51,55,57,63,64,65,68,68,68,68,69,69,69,78,78,78,79,80,99,99,99,99,99,99&chls=1|1|1&chm=B,3699a3,0,0,0|B,d01135,1,0,0|D,555555,2,0:0,2
mircea_popescu: holy shit what the fuck happened
asciilifeform: ahahahaha
mircea_popescu: oh wow, bitbet uses google charts, i forgot. anyway. likew one of the bitbet charts!
mircea_popescu: you know, so this algo has N keys, fine, the space is N. caqlculate the complexity for all of them, sort the weakest to the left, draw it for me.
mircea_popescu: in principle, at 100% granularity this would then result in an image 2^256 or however many pixesl wide. fine.
mircea_popescu: let me zoom out.
mircea_popescu: show me the 1024kb graph of arbitrary scheme.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=07-03-2015#1045632 << see also ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 07-03-2015 18:12:58; asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: 'for your convenience we have packaged the defective transistors separately' ? (famous)
asciilifeform: if you ~know~ the class of weak keys, you can define them not-keys and have no weak keys !
asciilifeform: like we do for rsa
mircea_popescu: aha!
mircea_popescu: but currently, a box wherein you input code on one end, and it outputs this peculiar graph at arbitrary zoom level is the most valuable computer i can think of.
mircea_popescu: yes, it may take a while to zoom you in. ok!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu loves his ulam spirals, l0l
mircea_popescu: :D
mircea_popescu: hey, some of us are visual thinkers.
asciilifeform: in all seriousness, i mathematicize mentally more or less wholly geometrically.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 70305 @ 0.00056331 = 39.6035 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7237825 << vintage lulz
assbot: This sort of thing is a recurring theme in cryptography:1. Someone proposes a ... | Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/1TbgFOg )
asciilifeform: '1. Someone proposes a scheme based on Hard Problem X. X looks strong, but the resulting scheme either is too slow or has gigantic keys. 2. Someone else comes along and proposes a related scheme based on Hard Problem Y which, having more structure, allows for either smaller keys or faster computation. 3. Later turns out this extra structure also helps the attacker.'
mircea_popescu: and yet we deeply wonder why would anyone fix a large key and block requirement!
mircea_popescu: stupidity of this caliber can't be naturally produced, has to be learned.
mircea_popescu: but herein we find the elixir of my tolerance of orcs that perhaps bedazzles you alf. this is it : they may be stupid, but at least they're not TRAINEDLY dumb.
asciilifeform: neither is the dirt under my feet.
asciilifeform: let's talk to it, too ?
asciilifeform: and i fully understand why mircea_popescu is fond of orcs.
asciilifeform: prolly same reason why i and many folks like tame animals more than most people.
asciilifeform: or even wild, man-eating animals
mircea_popescu: heh
asciilifeform: also i will note that orcs are, where typically found, trained-dumb in a number of easily identifiable ways.
asciilifeform: (e.g., allah-snackbar)
mircea_popescu: eh, if only.
mircea_popescu recalls how friendly arabs were once it was established he has whiskey and doesn't mind sharing.
asciilifeform: everybody's quite friendly 'in group of less than three'
asciilifeform: even chechen.
mircea_popescu: so i hear yeah
mircea_popescu: but this ran up to the dozen.
asciilifeform: must've been mega-whiskey
mircea_popescu: mubarak days. better times.
asciilifeform: mu fell off, now we only have barak.
mircea_popescu: heh
mircea_popescu: but in other news, i shall brb, for duty calls. ( http://49.media.tumblr.com/41d2478fe09e54b02e6239e54c59bb07/tumblr_nxpjm8l98j1qlne6uo1_500.gif duty is the one wearing white)
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q62JP8 )
asciilifeform: http://blog.cr.yp.to/20140213-ideal.html << nifty bernstein l0ltr0n
assbot: cr.yp.to: 2014.02.13: A subfield-logarithm attack against ideal lattices ... ( http://bit.ly/1TbifQj )
asciilifeform: https://web.archive.org/web/20160119035457/https://fail0verflow.com/blog/2014/plaidctf2014-crypto200-graphs.html
assbot: fail0verflow :: plaidCTF 2014 - graphs (crypto200) ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q63Jmg )
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: today from the mines. I'm setting up puppet which uses openssl
asciilifeform: ^ lulzy problem
thestringpuller: the thing ships with it's own libcrypto library
asciilifeform: and apparently the man died yesterday, and his site is gone.
thestringpuller: but apparently it doesn't know how to find the right .so to link
thestringpuller: so I get this error " EC_GROUP_new_curve_GF2m symbol not found at runtime link blah blah"
thestringpuller: so I run readelf on all the libcrypto***.so's
thestringpuller: the one that shipped with the product that uses it doesn't even have the symbol in it?!?!?
thestringpuller: like wtf are these people doing when the put together package management
thestringpuller: "we're gonna ship you a broken library. have fun!"
asciilifeform: wai wut
asciilifeform: why did this even ship with a binary ?
thestringpuller: exactly my question!!!1
thestringpuller: puppet really shit the bed on their open source project
thestringpuller: "Don't wanna deal with this bullshit? Buy puppet enterprise today!"
asciilifeform: i have nfi what is 'puppet.'
thestringpuller: a configuration management tool for devops
thestringpuller: removes itops out of the equation in lieu of developers slowly losing sanity to ruby
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu mega-l0ltr0n from ages gone by, http://www.ciphersbyritter.com/NEWS3/MEMO.HTM#36292906.1151332@news.visi.com
assbot: The Value of Cryptanalysis ... ( http://bit.ly/1Tbjcb6 )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: wait, bernstein died ?!
asciilifeform: nonono
asciilifeform: this other bloke
asciilifeform: fail0verflow
asciilifeform: though it won't surprise me if bernstein dies of mystery 'accident'
asciilifeform: http://www.ciphersbyritter.com/NEWS3/MEMO.HTM#70dpbv$gal$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com << l0ltr0nic
assbot: The Value of Cryptanalysis ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q64T17 )
mircea_popescu: ah ok
asciilifeform: 'What I don't
asciilifeform: like is the spying on Americans for political reasons that will
asciilifeform: someday make what the Soviet Union had look like a dream of a long
asciilifeform: lost freedom.'
asciilifeform: ^ '98
asciilifeform: massive lulzmine.
asciilifeform: e.g., http://www.ciphersbyritter.com/NEWS3/MEMO.HTM#3634a72a.2430860@news.io.com
assbot: The Value of Cryptanalysis ... ( http://bit.ly/1TbjUFg )
jurov: mod6: ben_vulpes got an email "bitcoin-foundation.info expires in 60 days"
jurov: should i renew it?
ben_vulpes: nah man dns a fuck
ben_vulpes: stop paying lizard hitler for entries in his global lookup table
jurov: lolk
mircea_popescu: " everything looks like a boolean satisfiability problem. This problem, also called SAT, is NP-complete, which means that every instance of any problem in NP can be efficiently reduced to a SAT instance. And, importantly, there are SAT solvers out there which are very efficient for many problems encountered in practice."
mircea_popescu: uh. i had no idea sat is solved now ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: oh he just gets lucky. ok.
mircea_popescu: hanbot 464 * 8824 * 1.54 * 1.25 = 7881596.8
mircea_popescu: 597 * 262 * 1.35 = 211158.9. 7670437.9 net
mircea_popescu: oops.
mircea_popescu: 1998-10-18 W T Shaw: "In Bruce's work, there are sinful omissions and comissions, but the subject is so large that this would always be a surity in some form. To judge his character, we will see if he mentions in the future any things he has previously ignored and have been pointed out directly to him." << no. as confirmed throughout and including 18 years later.