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asciilifeform: massive turd tho.
asciilifeform: the original, btw, is 600+kB of xml. but this does 0 without the closed-source turd viewer.
asciilifeform: and note that this turd is now ~5MB !!
asciilifeform: jurov: may as well take the cad proggy's turd then
mircea_popescu: being an obnoxious turd, no matter how disguised, ain't gonna purchase you jack shit. no matter what you delude yourself into thinking it purchased.
asciilifeform: of course there is also the massive xml turd that the closed-source CAD shat out !
asciilifeform: or rather, cow-sized amoeba turd
mircea_popescu: next i suppose they'll be "teaching the controversy" of whether shit or turd is the correct choice, and we'll continue ignoring them and they'll continue to pretend that we don't matter and their 5% is inexplicable at the same time. without any problem whatsoever in their absent minds, putin doesn't understand how the world works and influences the elections, sure, why not.
asciilifeform: it is because nvidia users surrender IMMEDIATELY and install closed turd kernel mod.
asciilifeform: eh the wall jerky is tough & stringy, but his own turd sausage is soft an' delish.
asciilifeform: who's to say if the 'mayfirst' turd is in any kind of ~use~
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://212.3.162.228 << this and coulplea others -- new type of turd
asciilifeform: most of the truly egregious wtf is in this last turd.
a111: Logged on 2014-05-29 17:55 asciilifeform: i really can't fathom the purpose of buying a mystery meat hardware rng. if you're willing to eat mystery meat, why not use the vlsi turd found in current cpu?
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: not conclusion, more "direction toward edible turd" vs "eat the mystery meat" re: << http://btcbase.org/log/2014-05-29#694660 ☝︎
asciilifeform: then, they died, what remained, turned to the neurotypical baseline human turd mass, yes.
asciilifeform: soooo somebody linked this turd, https://eprint.iacr.org/2016/575 , and i read the paper to try an' see how the fuck a gizmo that requires you to send bitcoin to folx you don't know can be 'trust-free'. took exactly 30 seconds to read to the point where it relies on 'timelocked' transactions.
trinque: whatever emotional tic this is whereby any mention of departure from turd island is not nearly far enough (!!1!!1) is no sort of conversation
asciilifeform: see, i am willing to buy 10k box, or whatnot, to get fast clim. but i am not willing to close eyes and call a turd sausage.
asciilifeform: the linked alt also introduces a backbreaking pseudomathematical turd, similar to the one discussed in the homomorphism thread a while back
trinque: same piece of shit operating system on it they've been turd-polishing for a decade
asciilifeform: and holy FUCK is linuxemc a turd.
thestringpuller: maybe people just want to choose between a turd sandwich and giant douche.
mircea_popescu: the terms of art are giant douche and turd sandwich pete_dushenski
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: one of your earlier links contained yet another 'happy surprise' - there are TWO INCOMPATIBLE keccaks floating around, by decree of His Putrid Majesty, one of'em is simply the normal keccak but it appends a constant turd to the input (nfi why)
trinque: then there's /opt which roughly translates to "fuck it, I'm putting this turd all by itself in say /opt/rhash-1.3.3/"
asciilifeform: ftr, if the amd turd is anything like other recent similar, you will also need ion beam machine
asciilifeform: thing hashes a fixed-length turd, it would seem.
mircea_popescu: there doesn't seem to be much restriction of form whatsoever ; not even of size, re that collided turd.
asciilifeform: but i bet that it'd happily eat a collided turd
asciilifeform: (i.e. if the collision needs to be a turd in a similar format)
asciilifeform: this is artifact of the turd world being ~decade behind the planned-obsolescence curve.
asciilifeform: mepian: what i want to make is a ZERO-closed-vendor-turd machine, among other things. and no existing fpga gives you this.
a111: Logged on 2015-06-17 13:17 asciilifeform: you can pick up a textbook and write a dram controller for fpga from first principles - and it won't work. because, for starters, only a small number of output cells in the chip can function on both rising and falling edge of clock cycle (what 'ddr' means) and only xilinx's closed turd knows where they are in the routing fabric;
asciilifeform: jurov: unfortunately it was tarver, not i, who 'reductio ad microsoftium' -- literally! http://shenlanguage.org/professional.html << his turd requires winblows.
asciilifeform: on the other hand, if tarver - or anybody 'open source has failed!111' else - thinks that i am going to build anything whatsoever on top of his closed turd, he is smoking dope.
asciilifeform: it refused to log 'oversized' turd at all
asciilifeform: lel i was all this time debugging a turd under winxp and i dare say i had moar fun than you lot.
trinque: time to start grokking satoshi's turd
asciilifeform: not merely from this one turd, but from the pile of undocumented and winblows-only hardware that if stacked would reach to pluto.
asciilifeform: which is a new turd, in the ssh turdlist.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform where did ytou even get the turd from ?
asciilifeform: how? by masamuneing the thing into a c turd ?
trinque: asciilifeform: what turd
asciilifeform: why is the turd still floating, trinque ?
asciilifeform: however a rocket is a considerably simpler device than a recoilless rifle, with the vortex tube, and is the correct solution to 'fire from a floating turd'
shinohai: Neither show up on the blockchain.info turd
asciilifeform: just like the idiot 'tamper seals' that are trivially broken every day, not only by usg but by turd world pissant secret services, merely by penetrating the ENVELOPE.
asciilifeform: in other noose, koch rolled out his 'wks' turd, http://www.golem.de/news/web-key-service-openpgp-schluessel-ueber-https-verteilen-1609-123194.html
asciilifeform: (in ~unrelated noose, asciilifeform went looking to buy a box of proximity switches, for cnc box. they are sorta like thumb-sized metal detectors with 1 bit of output. and ALL OF the extant offers come with 'this is chinese turd, randomly fails.' and consider, these exist SOLELY to keep large, expensive iron from colliding with itself...)
mircea_popescu: anyway - i'm so impressed with you lot actually chewing through that turd, i'm writing the next part.
asciilifeform: srsly it is not enough that we have the gnudiff turd baked in ?
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-22#1526615 << my complaint is that it adds a meg of UNREADABLE and - largely UNTESTABLE (i do not have a VMS box, nor a machine with zsh or ksh, nor do i intend to , and i REFUSE to sign code that claims to run there , srsly wtf omfg) - and that it introduces massive turd, useless language m4, go and learn it, read the implementation ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: automake works when very carefully used, but the result is a massive turd that is autogenerated, that NO ONE will ever read, and does ???. with 10,001 system-specific #ifdef's.
asciilifeform: 'automake' is the massive turd that runs when you ./configure .
a111: Logged on 2016-08-19 14:56 asciilifeform: ;;later tell mod6 i came to this by attempting vdiff of gnupg 1.4.10 vs their .21 release from wednesday, and ending up with an unreadable 8MB turd, they moved/rm'd a buncha files.
asciilifeform: and yes, apparently microshit implemented a turd that takes ~none of the commands eaten by actual curl OR wget, but is symlinked to BOTH names.
asciilifeform: mod6: in traditional diff, turning a deleted turd into a massive ball of minus is arguably necessary, to prevent patch from applying to arbitary item
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mod6 i came to this by attempting vdiff of gnupg 1.4.10 vs their .21 release from wednesday, and ending up with an unreadable 8MB turd, they moved/rm'd a buncha files. ☟︎
asciilifeform: oh this turd is full of lelz,
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not stack. the raw mpi turd.
asciilifeform: in other not-quite-noose, https://archive.is/gsdsL << summary of nsa turd. accurate per my own read.
asciilifeform: in gpg it is rsa sig of all the bits in the turd other than itself.
asciilifeform: where book-length turd specifies how the bigint bits must be stored, etc.
asciilifeform: ^ whole turd worth reading, a very MODERN!11111 trial, complete with seeeeeeekrit evidence and absent accusers
asciilifeform: lel for a second i almost expected ^ that to be the protonmail turd i threw in.
asciilifeform: i did say 'usable, public', i can find you winblowz closed turd adas by the dozen also.
asciilifeform: the sheer gas pressure of the turd is mind-bending
asciilifeform: moar lulz, https://www.yubico.com/2016/05/secure-hardware-vs-open-source << who recall this turd? from the age of mtgox? it is now IMPROVED!1111 with moar closedsoresness!111 and has lengthy and hilarious justification thereof.
asciilifeform: spoiler: in the massive turd, usg functionaries propose to rebrand ye olde key escrow as 'multisig' and mandate! 'k of n' !
asciilifeform: none of the keyz (they are, note, independent, other than by containing this mod turd) seem to have valid selfsig.
asciilifeform: i get a 128k binary turd. ☟︎
asciilifeform: 'your phone just downloaded a 200MB turd'
thestringpuller: yea. ix.is is good for qntra writers. just make script to dump gpg turd into ix.is and then i can just dump that to irc
asciilifeform: at any rate, the thing 'ipython', 'sage', etc. imitate, is 'mathematica', which is a close-source turd but at least it WORKS and WILL WORK FOREVER on my internet-less machine.
asciilifeform: 'Twitter needs better tools to curb hate speech' << the crescendo, in linked turd.
shinohai: php _e <<< that is a wordpress turd that makes it display in multiple languages iirc
asciilifeform: at any rate, nothing precludes listening for new turd WHILE running current one.
ben_vulpes: if the lubified turd came from the supervisor process C could come along with the 'script'
asciilifeform: Min(box-c, turd-c)
asciilifeform: in 'idle' state, when the thing has no payload, it listens for a lubyfied turd signed with $key.
adlai studies https://online-go.com/puzzle/2907 (HTML5 turd containing the first third of Cho Chikun's "Encyclopedia of Life & Death")
asciilifeform: think about the kind of persistend turd that one gets with ocr
asciilifeform: (a turd on every 8th page on avg.)
asciilifeform: (thing is per se almost like ocr in terms of sheer bowel-loosening turd-shedding)
Framedragger: ..well i wrote this turd http://log.mkj.lt/ in quick php too because fuck it (i'll find time to write http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-13#1481401 which for some reason i want to do) ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-06-23 17:36 asciilifeform: the peter todd turd is a true classic of its genre: 'we gotta commit an atrocity. but we first will get CONSENSOOOS!!1111 so then it won't be an atrocity, fuckyou. and btw we control the vertical and the horizontal and all the votez, so fuckyou.x2'
asciilifeform: the peter todd turd is a true classic of its genre: 'we gotta commit an atrocity. but we first will get CONSENSOOOS!!1111 so then it won't be an atrocity, fuckyou. and btw we control the vertical and the horizontal and all the votez, so fuckyou.x2' ☟︎
asciilifeform: which - whatddoyaknow - confirms that mircea_popescu was partly right, the turd broadcasts a random selection of mempool at all times...
BingoBoingo: ascii_deadfiber: It's their new convention. I'm assuming, could be wrong but this is how the last Toddatronic turd went
shinohai: Chesscoin: A giant premined ico turd with only 4096 blocks of scrypt pow
asciilifeform: (iirc this was mentioned in logz somewhere. presently it multiplies old_primorial * next_prime(old_prime), but this is wasteful, ought to happen in batches so that massive turd is multiplied only rarely)
asciilifeform: because if i cannot determine mechanically 'this is THE thing that ~i~ wrote' vs 'this is SOME OTHER thing that i must now read with magnifying glass' this wastes potentially weeks, months, years (depending on mass of turd) of my time.
asciilifeform: for absolutely nothing, esp. if you can offload the cost of your turd being pwned weekly, needing 16GB of ram, crashing daily, etc. on OTHER PEOPLE ☟︎
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: specifically that turd?!
asciilifeform: was always turd.
asciilifeform: iirc ff is a single threaded turd even.
asciilifeform: so far there are only really 2 genuine mysteries -- 1) who generated the mirrored keys 2) which winblowz turd of a pgptron used unfiltered sewage for rsa modulus
shinohai: Is it turd worth polishing?
shinohai: Polished turd is still a turd.