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BingoBoingo: The butthertz of the day, preserved in Amber https://archive.is/etZS7
BingoBoingo: brb caek
mircea_popescu: caek is good.
mircea_popescu: http://66.media.tumblr.com/0176e6c6cd969553e9531335abcce742/tumblr_nmdhefuPg21u1s2wgo1_1280.jpg << icescreams is bettar.
shinohai: caek and limonada
shinohai: bwahahaha this scam is getting fun to watch: https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_zec
pete_dushenski: shinohai: kraken similarly poisoned (if sewage could be thusly degraded) : http://www.contravex.com/2016/07/15/suppose-we-have-an-exchange-that-due-to-resource-limitations-is-limited-to-5-decimal-places-for-orders-or-how-kraken-is-scamming-to-stay-solvent/#comment-51846
shinohai: bwahahahaha
pete_dushenski: given that it'd be 9 months since zooko's pathetic 'white paper' i thought usg.idjits had given up on him altogether, but i guess the etherape forced them to reconsider even their most ill-advised projects and implement anything at all if even just so they could keep talking about themselves
pete_dushenski: *it'd been
shinohai: pete_dushenski: did my comment get lost or does it have to be moderated ?
pete_dushenski checks
pete_dushenski: it's there so chances are it was a cache hold-up and you just need to refresh the page to see it.
shinohai: ah!
shinohai: I see it now thanks
pete_dushenski: lol nice avatar btw
shinohai: how dafuq did covertress avatar show up there?
shinohai: O.o
pete_dushenski: lol that wasn't intentional ??
shinohai: no
pete_dushenski thought it was tres cheeky
shinohai: xD
shinohai: works off gravatar I see?
shinohai: BITCH STOLE MY EMAIL
ben_vulpes: wat?
ben_vulpes: that's pretty rich
pete_dushenski: shinohai: http://www.contravex.com/2016/07/15/suppose-we-have-an-exchange-that-due-to-resource-limitations-is-limited-to-5-decimal-places-for-orders-or-how-kraken-is-scamming-to-stay-solvent/#comment-51901
shinohai L'Chaim [~]D
pete_dushenski: http://archive.is/vAoKM << relevant to latest crapbook pro news. basically a variant of 'living in a post-steve world' from contravex
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/7cG8b << lulzy, they did indeed bake a new ethereum.
asciilifeform: because, and as i said before, there is ~unlimited supply of academitards etc. ready to play.
shinohai: They fucking "LIVE STREAMED" the Genesis block.
asciilifeform: https://github.com/zcash/zips/blob/master/protocol/protocol.pdf << it is not necessary to read all of this to understand the 'catch', it is the same as with the earlier 'ring signatures' crapolade
asciilifeform: and with tor
asciilifeform: the baked-in unspoken presumption that no one will have sufficiently panopticonic view of the ledger to compute the obfuscated numbers
asciilifeform: the linked alt also introduces a backbreaking pseudomathematical turd, similar to the one discussed in the homomorphism thread a while back
asciilifeform: lulzily, they import all of (yes) prb...
BingoBoingo: Caek was delicious
shinohai: Did they at least have lemonade too?
BingoBoingo: Better. Coffee.
shinohai: Good point
BingoBoingo not sure if the lack of discussion on the fanfic is a good or bad thing.
BingoBoingo: Perhaps now that the slash is done next entry should take a more traditional fanfic turn.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform empire is really dedicated to "not a sperm is wasted". all teh holes gotta be always kept.
mircea_popescu: and, of course, http://66.media.tumblr.com/918778e0a014c11dbf790c170bbdb5db/tumblr_ngbn9hWiM31u2x6vro1_1280.jpg
trinque: BingoBoingo: http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2016/10/27/not-guilty-oregon-jury-exonerates-seven-defendants-refuge-standoff/ << no noose is good news
trinque: dunno why that's filed under texas
trinque: are they pandering to my demographic?!?!
mircea_popescu: "all good things go in texas file" ?
trinque: worx
shinohai: http://i.imgur.com/AX2KmH9.png
mircea_popescu: ahaha
mircea_popescu: and in other stupid ideas, http://67.media.tumblr.com/5113513464264c6073e4d6ccf74a38d5/tumblr_n38cmfzkWn1rtutkqo1_500.jpg
shinohai: Asses are better for snorting coke off of
mircea_popescu: you really don't want to mix the hygroscopic cocaine with skin brine.
BingoBoingo: <trinque> dunno why that's filed under texas << No, filed under news *FOR* Texas
BingoBoingo: "One of the people who was sought in the probable cause action was killed. Another person was injured and transported to an area hospital where he was later arrested, according to an FBI press release obtained by Breitbart Texas at the time." << Pussies at Breitbart won't give Lavoy Finicum his NAME!.
BingoBoingo: And lol http://qntra.net/2016/10/what-is-the-difference-between-bill-clinton-and-bill-cosby-a-qntest-with-bitcoin-prizes/#comment-76680
shinohai: LOL vexual should have put that one in format for the Qntest
BingoBoingo: 4srs
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all
BingoBoingo: ~!ticker --market all --currency gbp
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 706.7, vol: 3989.59358643 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 702.999, vol: 5255.44058 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 714.14, vol: 13968.47285007 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 713.287, vol: 1538.43442931 | Volume-weighted last average: 710.522274718
shinohai: When you start to resemble the candidate you are voting for: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/10/29/trump-supporter-charged-with-voting-twice-in-iowa/
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all --currency rmb
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: BTCChina BTCRMB last: 4862.41, vol: 2937798.91540000 | Volume-weighted last average: 4862.41
BingoBoingo: lol shinohai
mod6: mornin'
shinohai: morning
shinohai: or afternoon lol
phf: meanwhile, asciilifeform at work http://66.media.tumblr.com/a1df58bc0106d0387164ad24ff49092f/tumblr_od226u6em41sndzdgo1_500.jpg ☟︎
mod6: lol, how's it goin?
mod6: phf: heheh
shinohai: xD
mircea_popescu: wow they allow non-tit tumblrs ?!
BingoBoingo: OMG his hands ARE free!!!
mod6: lol
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2016/poor-women/ << Trilema - Poor women...
mircea_popescu: !!key DarkSonic1338
deedbot: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/3b74h/?raw=true
ben_vulpes: "we even picked them out together online" wahaha
BingoBoingo: For srs
ben_vulpes: i ain't even take remedial kink and that shit's retarded
BingoBoingo: Motherfucker *wants* to get cuck'd by a couple bits of plastic
BingoBoingo: It's only time before he finds a boyfriend with "frame" to bring home.
ben_vulpes: interesting take
ben_vulpes: relatedly, hijinks on the corvette hood jammed the right side release
ben_vulpes: fuckin toys
BingoBoingo: PB Blaster and patience
ben_vulpes: i think it's a mechanical jam, possibly the glass is now out of true
BingoBoingo: PB Blaster, Patience, and Pushing is the amended prescription
ben_vulpes: pushing
ben_vulpes: source of and solution to the world's woes
BingoBoingo: Seriously
BingoBoingo: But the PB Blaster is pretty much nothing but solution... except in locks... or electronics
ben_vulpes: more like a suspension of solution
BingoBoingo: Nah, because wear items always evade permanent solutions. They aren't plinths.
trinque: the guy who has to ask an authority how and whether to fuck truly is another gender. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes corvette is for fucking 50lbs of 17yo not 100lbs of married woman!
mircea_popescu: there IS such a thing as engineering specifications!
ben_vulpes: eh corvette is for depreciating
trinque: also hooning in circles when wet
ben_vulpes: schedule is a matter of personal taste
trinque: :D
mircea_popescu: i wonder if they actually had a hood engineer sit around thinking about this
ben_vulpes: trinque: not circles, arcs
ben_vulpes: arcs of like 30 degrees
trinque: fair 'nuff
ben_vulpes: UGH
ben_vulpes: replacing that bumper is going to cost me 450 in plastic and another 175 in shipping oil
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes it may interest you to know i first met / picked out / hired my best driver ever when he was 17 and was doing "spinnies" with a group of similarly minded idiots
mircea_popescu: which consisted of accelerating and then steer-locking the car in a gravel pit.
ben_vulpes: aka 'donuts'
mircea_popescu: ah is it ?
ben_vulpes: i think so
ben_vulpes: what is 'steer-locking'?
mircea_popescu is largely innocent of cool car stuff
ben_vulpes as well
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes well, you know how you can make the car skid if you steer it ineptly ?
ben_vulpes is intimately familiar
trinque: this is what texas "beaches" are for
ben_vulpes: or if its rwd
mircea_popescu: that done deliberately.
ben_vulpes: right
mircea_popescu: ah yes, but on gravel! ro standard gravel has this 1cm ish shards thing, it's a horror.
ben_vulpes: so in other related plastics, ford is shipping a focus with "drift mode"
mircea_popescu: mostly basalt flakes
ben_vulpes: featuring computer controlled front/rear differential
mircea_popescu: ffs.
ben_vulpes: when yaw rate exceeds some envelope parameters it dumps power back to the front and yanks the car back under control (in theory)
ben_vulpes: local club has a great story about a noob slamming a brand new focus into a rock wall playing with this
ben_vulpes: missed the front of the pile of parked club cars by ~10 feet
trinque: this is now called cuckatronics
mircea_popescu: ^
ben_vulpes: cuck cars
mircea_popescu: cuck.ars
ben_vulpes: (e)
mircea_popescu: lol
ben_vulpes: today's cooking mystery:
ben_vulpes: WHY do yams and sweet potatoes fry so differently from ordinary american idaho potatoes?
mircea_popescu: see how his free association works ? cuck-cook
trinque: lel
ben_vulpes: i was trying to work a cucking in
mircea_popescu: i suppose yams think themselves pastries.
ben_vulpes: it was a tight squeeze
ben_vulpes: awkward fit
mircea_popescu: best excuse ever for girl not liking condoms : "there's barely any room even without!"
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Because they are compeltely different things. White potatoes are a nightshade tuber and sweet potatoes are a morning glory tuber.
mircea_popescu: !~google salt n pepa push it
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Salt N Pepa - Push It (Original) + Lyrics - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dk4onJ7Z2MLI>; Push It - Salt - N - Pepa - Vevo: <http://www.vevo.com/watch/salt-n-pepa/push-it/USIV30400109>; Salt ' n Pepa , ' Push It ' | 500 Greatest Songs of All Time | Rolling Stone: <http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/the-500-greatest-songs-of-all-time-20110407/salt-n-pepa-push-it-2011
phf: i don't get sweet potatoes, i've been trying to work with them, but they don't seem to ever come out tasty. i even tried them as fries..
ben_vulpes: fuckin BingoBoingo
ben_vulpes: knew he'd have it
BingoBoingo: And yams are something else entirely. Fucking inedible underground cyanide factories.
BingoBoingo: In Africa even the food is weaponized
mircea_popescu: i don't much care for the sweet stuff, so i don't usually eat it. i think it's acquired thanksgiving taste.
ben_vulpes: hey i just said "PROCURE ME A DIVERSITY OF TUBER"
ben_vulpes: and the plants themselves disappoint.
mircea_popescu: at least you didn't end up with horse radish / nightshade mix.
BingoBoingo drives by a field of cultivated horse radish with regularity
ben_vulpes: is there anything to this "nightshade allergy"? ☟︎
trinque: phf: they're good with something savory on 'em, say a fried egg and some sausage
BingoBoingo: Well depends on the person? There's a bunch of stuff there that could be variably toxic depending on the specific person. Probably less allergy and more varying vulnerability to poison.
trinque: chopped up, fried in sparing amount of butter
trinque: you can throw in a chopped up green apple too
BingoBoingo: phf: trinque is right. Don't think of them as potatoes. Think of them as a sort of underground squash.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-29#1560012 << they're also in the fucking majority. it seems ridiculous enough here, but they're also the font of nonsense a la "statutory rape" etc. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-10-29 17:51 trinque: the guy who has to ask an authority how and whether to fuck truly is another gender.
phf: hmm, yeah, i have hard time with that whole direction, squash, eggplant
mircea_popescu: no wai ?!
ben_vulpes: man the texture of sq
mircea_popescu: what do you make zacusca out of ?
ben_vulpes: squash bits...
phf: mircea_popescu: oh it's great as a zakuska, i was just thinking that i should make some "eggplant caviar" (no idea what the proper translation is)
mircea_popescu: baba ganoush ?
BingoBoingo: The best summer squash is the Pattypan squash. There is no contest here and assertions to the contrary are crimes (libel, defamation, fraud) against nature.
phf: hah, that's why i like baba ganoush, but i don't know the recipe for later. when cooked russian style it's somewhat different from what they sell as baba ganoush in u.s.
phf: interestingly french call baba ganoush caviar d'aubergine a la libanaise
mircea_popescu: yeah, romanian style is also differenty
mircea_popescu: and i have nfi why they call "caviar" things which remind them of ... cheap roe salads. but w/e
phf: there's a joke in a su commedy set in 16th century russia, where a character is listing dishes at a lavish feast, black caviar in a giant container, red caviar in a smaller plate, and "caviar from foreign lands, eggplant caviar" barely a spoonful. i sort of always assumed because of that movie that at some point eggplants were near impossible to source around where the term "eggplant caviar" originated
mircea_popescu: seems improbable, they come from the russian motherland of armenian ssr.
phf: armenia wasn't part of russia until 19th century, and in 16th century it wouldn't yet be under iranian influence, so it's possible that it was brought all the way from iran as bademjan
mircea_popescu: my joek!
phf: woosh
phf: i have to add this as an asset in an ongoing hostilities with my iranian colleagues over "things that we have invented and you stole from us", which started as this things do over my casual remark that samovar was invented by russians
mircea_popescu: among other things they invented the jews.
phf: how so?
mircea_popescu: what do you mean how so ? like tv killed the radio star, they were there and jewing the place up then the jews came along and stole it from them.
BingoBoingo: Wait, does this mean Iran or Russia did WTC?
phf: i don't know what to do with that knowledge, like ark of the covenant, it might be ultimate weapon
mircea_popescu: :)
BingoBoingo: OMG, what's on the RSS feed?
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/not-quite-news-roundup-xtend-12-tmr/ << Qntra - Not Quite News Roundup Xtend 12 (TM)(R)
trinque: dat timing
BingoBoingo: Yes It's Roundup Xtend Time!
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo 40 bucks a bottle is actually pretty great price for the merchandise i'd say
mircea_popescu: 1968 through it's practice <<<
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You'd be surprised. One of those things with quite a bit of variation depending on the particular time and liquor store.
BingoBoingo: ty fxd
mircea_popescu: just going by it generally. esltards pretend whiskey to be an actual drink (it utterly is not, fruit alcohol is the only stuff worth drinking), and if we grant that faulty premise then 40 bucks for a quart of flawless whiskey compares favourably with a middle of the road cognac going more in the 100-200 range. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: But not flawless or even graded. Sold in private wool over the eyes "experience" swindle.
mircea_popescu: hm
mircea_popescu: well, if you buy by the barrel you should in principle get a barrel.
BingoBoingo: Likely barrel were to far out of spec for blending into standard 20-30/bottle product so "exclusive" label attached.
mircea_popescu: oh
mircea_popescu: bwahahaha
mircea_popescu: mkay.
BingoBoingo: And definitely too far out of spec for bottled "single barrel" origin product.
mircea_popescu: i see.
BingoBoingo: It's called "artisan" cost recovery.
mircea_popescu: Apparently Surkov used Microsoft Outlook. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: ahahaha fucking imbeciles. still ? STILL ?
BingoBoingo: Anyways even if barrel itself is included, ACTUAL used whiskey barrel is of... limited value...
BingoBoingo: Yes still!
shinohai: "The Republic's efforts to locate Peace on Earth, going as far as the gates of Hell, resulted in SFYL as the forum admins selectively scammed MP for 0.1 BTC"
mircea_popescu: aww.
mircea_popescu: they never got back to you huh.
shinohai: I left that goddamned page up for 3 days
BingoBoingo kinda wants https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/5844279808.html ☟︎
shinohai: For that Mexican gardener look?
BingoBoingo: Fuck Yeah. Or mebbe https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/5794066983.html as project to make awesome flatbed road hero.
shinohai: dat auto transmission tho
BingoBoingo more worried about carb'd engine in hostile ethanol containing fuel market
BingoBoingo: Oh, nm. Fuel injected motor
mircea_popescu: shinohai pretty fucking weird imo
shinohai: What's weird?
mircea_popescu: that they'd scam fiddy bux
shinohai: I dunno if it was intentional or what ... but no way to contact admins or anything that I have found thus far.
shinohai: They could at least include a sigaint address or something since already on tor
mircea_popescu: kids
shinohai: anywho is I find a way to contact them I'll hit you up if you don't mind signing a message from that addy.
shinohai: *if
mircea_popescu: notrly going to entertain the "addy signature" bs.
shinohai: kk
mircea_popescu: besides, it's not my job to chase him. guy scammed, let him put the elbow grease in to fix it.
mircea_popescu: till then, scammer be scammer and that's all.
shinohai: Lucky me all these berry claims are close together. :D
mircea_popescu: well yes they come from the same run.
mircea_popescu: basically the right way is to get 14 bundles, put them in table, walk over there, move them into one claim, then take them out one at time exploit claims then when done put product in table walk it back
shinohai: I'm an idiot, I should have put bundles in table.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: there's ... a lot of depth to it see ? hehe.
shinohai: meh they are close to town anyways
mircea_popescu: nothing harder in this world than stuff which require pascal's esprit de geometrie.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile on the corvette, http://66.media.tumblr.com/f11c5fca421700bece0afd20bc6f9a94/tumblr_n6teuied3M1tnztuoo2_1280.png
shinohai: The brunette with the tat on side, one star for each gargled dick ?
mircea_popescu: not possibru, unless she sheds her skin every three months like some sort of naga
diana_coman: eh, on the other hand he might need to train in between claims seeing how his skill is not that high yet so a trip back to town anyway
mircea_popescu: there is that yeah.
mircea_popescu: also, for the amateur entomologists : the body of work published by the us agitprop wrt to vladislav surkov during the past five years is a splendid mirror to interpret the decaying empire itself. all that hero worship, all that fake fear that "someone", obviously "somewhere far away" may be you know, mixing democratic rhetoric with undemocratic intent, creating a "post truth" world and generally constructing a menacing unrea
mircea_popescu: lity is entirely self-deconstruction of the most transparent ilk.
mircea_popescu: like a contemporary fable. really, the WOLF did that ? a speaking wolf ? wow!
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/u4tdZ pars pro toto.
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/Djt8g << meanwhile, at the circus, 'This is not a “normal launch” like any other altcoin, because ZCash required a so called “trusted setup”. During this setup, some secret (public) parameters were generated based on a “master private key”. These network parameters are needed to create the so called “zero-knowledge proofs”, which is the anonymizing mixer on the ZCash network. The “master private k ☟︎
asciilifeform: ey”, referred to by Zooko as toxic waste, needed to be destroyed. If this data is not destroyed, someone who has access to this key is able to generate an infinite amount of anonymous ZCash. This is the so called “hidden inflation problem”; unlimited counterfeiting of coins while nobody is able to detect it. ...'
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/us8wa/?raw=true
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-29#1559985 << lel, that must be me in the parallel Bright SovFuture Universe i got booted from ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-10-29 16:56 phf: meanwhile, asciilifeform at work http://66.media.tumblr.com/a1df58bc0106d0387164ad24ff49092f/tumblr_od226u6em41sndzdgo1_500.jpg
asciilifeform: (actually i could swear i saw that pic on a '90s sf cover, when they were being printed on that yellow toilet paper thing) ☟︎
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-29#1560126 << what didja think he used, mircea_popescu , elbrus ? ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-10-29 19:28 mircea_popescu: Apparently Surkov used Microsoft Outlook.
asciilifeform: toldja.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/hack-forum-kicks-ddos-vendors/ << Qntra - Hack Forum Kicks DDoS Vendors
BingoBoingo: http://trilema.com/2009/abraham-lincoln-tradator-de-neam-si-tara/#comment-119577 << the discussion that follows as people learn reading is quite the artifact
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-29#1560115 << i went not long ago into 'upscale' booze shop in washington, there was a, iirc, 150k-usd bottle, in a 'hope diamond'-type glass display, shopkeeper claimed that he's sold 2. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-10-29 19:24 mircea_popescu: just going by it generally. esltards pretend whiskey to be an actual drink (it utterly is not, fruit alcohol is the only stuff worth drinking), and if we grant that faulty premise then 40 bucks for a quart of flawless whiskey compares favourably with a middle of the road cognac going more in the 100-200 range.
danielpbarron: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-29#1560075 << yes. I think i have this. whenever i eat eggplant i feel itchy and generally uncomfortable ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-10-29 18:05 ben_vulpes: is there anything to this "nightshade allergy"?
danielpbarron: which is very strange to me because, i'm 1/2 armenian
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Perhaps you can set this commentard straight? http://qntra.net/2016/10/not-quite-news-roundup-xtend-12-tmr/#comment-76734
danielpbarron: i don't understand what it's referring to
BingoBoingo: Prolly the Nineveh thing, likely confused it with Babylon
BingoBoingo: Assure him daniel is safely in Connecticut or wherever
BingoBoingo: OMG my RSS sense is tingling
deedbot: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/29/is-so-unfair-cycle-11/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 11