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mircea_popescu: as far as anyone knows, dog slow kinda means exactly that "irritatingly slow to me", to which "i don't feel any delays" is a valid counter.
mircea_popescu: btw phf the definition of that dog slow term of art ?
phf: anyway, i want to try and deploy masamune, but i'm also trying to spin up clim2 to see if it's maybe less of a dog (i imagine it would be since it was probably battle optimized for all that ported-from-legacy contractor software)
asciilifeform: 'dog slow' means that i can feel delays.
phf: trinque: "dog slow" is a term of art, and it's inherent in mcclim design, because of how it's layered. "feels fast to me" is the worst possible measure of it. asciilifeform is not being particularly precise with his terminology, but you will run into dog slow once you start trying out corner cases (long unwrapped lines, fast rapid draws, massive repl outputs)
mircea_popescu: that dog ran 30mph for a solid 20 minutes until it fell on its face.
mircea_popescu: it made a bird friend! the bird would swoop in squaking, feet in front of the dog, who'd chase it like crazy, then once it's mommentum ran out the bird'd wingflap to the closest tree, rest a little and swoop again.
mircea_popescu: i watched yest the greatest thing ever. people took dog out to park, nice flat coated retriever. young, fulla life.
trinque: I watched it last week, treated it like a dog, and it was fine
mircea_popescu: trinque dog needs more woods time.
trinque: reminds my of my parents idiot dog that nervously stares at you as if to say "I am good boy???"
trinque imagines the dog cocking his head to the side, wondering at the encryption with which his master speaks
ben_vulpes: dog
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-19#1556881 << i must point out, much as i have 0 luvvv for these folx, that this was a forced move. clim is ugly and dog-slow for what i suspect are fundamental reasons . ☝︎
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: rng on this machine is dog slow, since http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-15#1555745 shitball.bin has only amassed 22k of noise ☝︎
mats: oh you dog
jhvh1: shinohai: [KJV] 2 Peter 2:22 :: But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.
BingoBoingo: Also buy a plant. If after one year the plant is thriving you may buy a dog. If after one year it is thriving you may think about starting a srs bsns.
asciilifeform: like running from dog.
mircea_popescu: "dad, i want to put the cat's head on the dog's body, can i borrow your hair trimmer ?" "that won't work, it's too small and it will get clogged in blood. here's the chainsaw."
mircea_popescu: s thin neck that did that. He was simply not created for this life. It's true that I stomped their dog to a pulp around the floor, but it's really cynical to accuse me of murdering the dog when in the immediate vicinity, it might be said, three human lives had been obliterated. The infant I don't count. Well, all right then, in all this (I can agree with you) it is possible to discern a degree of severity on my part. But to c
a111: 990 results for "dog", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=dog
phf: !#s dog
asciilifeform: dog-heads!1111
asciilifeform: ' fauns, beings of double sex, brutes with six-fingered hands, sirens, hippocentaurs, gorgons, harpies, incubi, dragopods, minotaurs, lynxes, pards, chimeras, cynophales who darted fire from their nostrils, crocodiles, polycaudate, hairy serpents, salamanders, horned vipers, tortoises, snakes, two-headed creatures whose backs were armed with teeth, hyenas, otters, crows, hydrophora with saw-tooth horns, frogs, gryphons, monkeys, dog- ☟︎
asciilifeform: ability to usefully juggle idealia, and not only realia, is what distinguishes man from dog.
asciilifeform: how did mr. dog merit this 'treat' ?
mircea_popescu: i told him to touch nothing and speak not a word lest i behead him ; girls wanted to know who's that and i said pay no mind whatsoever, i got a new dog.
asciilifeform: try it with a human dog.
mircea_popescu: and i did not say understudy ; i said dog.
thestringpuller: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-25#1529117 << they don't see through walls in regards to smell. This was more a system designed by Kojima in MGS3 for dogs to follow a path of the player as he would drip "particles" into the ground the dog could track. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: sure. yet some dog lines get it 70%
znort987: so fully aware. also don't have a dog in this fight. like I said was trying to see how the wot worked and gave rating where I felt they were due
mircea_popescu: you know the joke with the jew and the dog ?
asciilifeform: (also helps that the typical target is softer than fresh dog shit)
mircea_popescu: does it hold up to dog piss ?
asciilifeform: 'kick the dog till it bites, then shoot it' is standard anglo approach, from boer war, to ww2 japan, to every poor motherfucker like the one in link ☟︎
asciilifeform: you already cannot make money with it, the athena widgets look like dog barf
pete_dushenski: so too is dog, cat, goldfish, or what have you
asciilifeform: one for each dog.
mircea_popescu: well, trained dog dun count as mathematician ?
asciilifeform: by that token a dog taking a shit is a sculptor.
mircea_popescu: also, 2009 wikileaks material, plox link http://wikileaks.info/wiki/Suppressed_video_of_Thai_Crown_Prince_and_Princess_at_decadent_dog_party/ rather than whatever useless bullshit
phf: just don't carry it past a sniffer dog
mircea_popescu: resolving the "live as dog or die as rat" dilemma by "it's easier to die as rat" seems stupid, but then again who knows what goes on through old whore's head. (her ass.)
mod6: Aight, next few that I get from the dog, will check 'em out.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> maybe train your cat to decapitate rabbits ? << dog gets a bunch. but apparently not enough.
a111: Logged on 2016-07-23 19:52 deedbot: [Qntra] Oklahomo Police Sniper Kills Child's Dog - http://qntra.net/2016/07/oklahomo-police-sniper-kills-childs-dog/
deedbot: [Qntra] Oklahomo Police Sniper Kills Child's Dog - http://qntra.net/2016/07/oklahomo-police-sniper-kills-childs-dog/ ☟︎
mircea_popescu: oregon trail consisted of ? man and woman and grown children and the grown women's boyfriends and and and and a dog@!
asciilifeform: nor dog.
mircea_popescu: so yes, sits on top of pile ; much like a dog on pile of bricks.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-15#1503180 << let it be said that if you wander into the courthouse one day and staple an invitation to your hipster fair / recruitment drive on the judge's face he'll whack you once and if that doesn't do it you'll spend the next month in county jail thinking things through. it's a thing, there's a hierarchy in realia, which obviously isn't obligatory to dreamers - up until the dog comes. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: she's dog ugly, wtf is wrong with people.
asciilifeform: they picked worthless lap dog instead of rottweiler
asciilifeform: from same page: '"First," he said, "because it is not fit that I should sit as a judge and nobody to be hanged; secondly, you must be hanged because you have a damned hanging look; thirdly, you must be hanged because I am hungry. There's a law for ye, ye dog. Take him away.'
asciilifeform: is it 'dog whistle'? are these folks not even ~trying~ to fool anyone ?
mircea_popescu: the next day calls, "is everything ok ? " "certainly sir, everything is in order" "so nothing happened ?" "well, sir, your little black dog. he died."
mircea_popescu: ( http://change.com/int/leika-2.html the dog in question, for they unfamiliar with 20th century history)
phf: that sounds like TK problem. like out of the box tk is dog ugly and unpleasant to use, but you can get a designer (an actual one, not like "designer") play with geometries, color and fonts to make it look quite good. i think athena would've benefited from somebody who's not an autist looking at it
asciilifeform: all of it. slow and dog-ugly.
pete_dushenski: though dog, like child, can 'perform' in 'shows' for prizes
asciilifeform: like your cat and dog.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-28#1492454 << 'dog men' appeared in atlas until when, 15th c ? ☝︎
asciilifeform: btw ~every american outfit bigger than a hot dog stand has an in-house 'shari'.
phf: yes, this is dog
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform his NAME is. he himself, no. but just like us soldier isn't worth the crap he took that morning, but us soldier dog tag is worth ~1mn or so on the ransom market...
asciilifeform: which isn't a fit subject. you can't specify a dog vomit, it won't sit still
asciilifeform: my definition is fine, you are trying to apply it to a dog vomit
asciilifeform: 'kick the dog till it bites, then shoot it' (tm) (r)
mircea_popescu: otherwise, the observation that pearl harbour was just exactly as much a dog and pony show of "no one could have foreseen" as the 9/11 stuff is important.
asciilifeform: now if only clim weren't dog-slow.
asciilifeform: it excuses dog who gets results.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this "nobody on the internet knows you're a dog" does not excuse any dogs.
asciilifeform: complete with yappy-dog.
asciilifeform: iirc you have a pet dog. how do you live with his 'sense of entitlement' to his food dish ?
mircea_popescu: "In Texas and a number of other states, it’s legal to shoot a dog if someone is “reasonably” afraid of it." << everywhgere sane, pretty much. wtf.
a111: 882 results for "dog", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=dog
phf: $s dog
phf: $s "dog"
phf: grep is still there, and will basically remain as such by doing `"dog"`
phf: mircea_popescu: if you search for dog it will match for "dog," "bee-dog" "(dog)" and such, but not "dogma" nor "dogсобака"
a111: 226 results for "from:mircea dog", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=from%3Amircea%20dog
phf: $s from:mircea dog
asciilifeform: there is prolly a madman to whom every animal with 4 legs is dog.
mircea_popescu: i don't suppose anyone else has any competing theory re their "we've been haxxed, report soon to follow. 1,2,3 <crickets>" dog and pony show last year ?
BingoBoingo: seems man bit dog
asciilifeform: i read 'man - dog'
asciilifeform: or man - dog ?
asciilifeform: dog bit man ?
mircea_popescu: that if i don't say "obama is a whore's dog" over ssh, aws can't produce a correctly signed token for "mp said obama is a whore's dog" over ssh.
asciilifeform: (approx - street dog)
asciilifeform: a kind of 'dog in the manger' in just about every case i've personally dealt with
mircea_popescu: alf the sheltered bee-dog.
felipelalli: Hi mircea_popescu ! yes, you are right!! ahahh. It's incredible that she doesn't renounce. That kind of people is always a dog with a bone.
mircea_popescu: and in other "this worked a minute ago" news, http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/alfie-teh-dog-bee.htm << same, but with mit.
trinque: wget -H -r -l1 http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/alfie-teh-bee-dog.htm << for teh lazy
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/alfie-teh-bee-dog.htm << so here we go, anyone desirious to keep alfie teh bee dog from his sad dissapearance fate, plox load the page an click on linx
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461588 << alf teh bee dog, diligently pushing people towards better os solutions. results vary. ☝︎
BingoBoingo: Just like pee-dog