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mircea_popescu: :p
mircea_popescu: reignited bromantic passion ahahaha
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-24#1509681 << what's unreasonable is the religious belief that the drowning man is in a position to teach the bird flight. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-24 21:53 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-24#1509650 << to suppose that the untermenschen have help, say, from the same folks who moved them into the american cities , squeezing out the catholics in carefully planned and methodical war, to begin with - is not unreasonable.
mod6: So tried out a few different things with signing the artifacts:
mod6: 1. made base64 encodings with `uuencode -m`
mod6: 2. used `gpg --armor --sign`
mod6: it turns out that the base64 encodings are ~5-10k bytes larger, it's pretty close, but it's nice with the `gpg --armor --sign` since you can verify and extract all in one step.
mod6: I had shinohai and trinque both check my signed files and they confirm that it looks good (i tested on a variety of env's myself)
mod6: For instance, here's trinque's results: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/ee51a593-445a-4cfe-98bc-093f47ae8310/?raw=true
mod6: So was thinking, make these four as deeds, then create a follow on deed that is a disclaimer that references the four artifact deeds - stating that the archive extracted will have the following hashes and that my signature doesn't declare that I have written or read the code. Something to that effect.
mod6: Think that sounds ok?
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> reignited bromantic passion ahahaha << Well Merkel might have many things, but one of them is not going to be "romance" unless preceeded by the letter b
BingoBoingo: http://www.whio.com/news/news/national/pokemon-go-player-tased-arrested-after-refusing-le/nr4PM/?ref=cbTopWidget
BingoBoingo: From the mines: "Why do fat women always think theyre the ones being cat called on the side walk? Ive always been teeny tiny.. somehow with a big rack and no ass (i call it my lack there of or white girl 90's butt). Ive always been hollared at. I dont mind, I actually like it but everytime Im with a beefalo (which is rare) and positive attention is given they are repulsed and act offended. Like bitch that hobo was asking me to s his d no
BingoBoingo: t you... no one wants you!"
mircea_popescu: mod6 how do you add comment with armor ?
mircea_popescu: no good with the "reference" the thing, because you can get the thing without the reference, see ?
mircea_popescu: and in other train-ing, http://67.media.tumblr.com/e9aaef655de4fdd1acb633b5da3088e7/tumblr_njgjyy8e8n1tulo74o1_500.gif
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> mod6 how do you add comment with armor ? << yeah, there'd be no comment in the gpg armor'd artifacts. this would only be possible with using the uuencoded archives, placing a comment in the top, and then clearsigning the whole thing.
mod6: which, was my first trial. the only thing about this approach is that then to extract (uudecode), one must strip out the clearsigning text as well as the comment. not horrible, just an extra step.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> no good with the "reference" the thing, because you can get the thing without the reference, see ? << very much agree.
mircea_popescu: yeah.
mod6: i'll prepare them in this way, and re-discuss when i have 'em. probably in a day or two.
mod6: thanks for your input!
mircea_popescu: so apparently turkey's burning up
mircea_popescu: $google buca fire
deedbot: http://www.lakecountrynow.com/news/oconomowocfocus/fire-damages-buca-building-b99721667z1-378648741.html << Fire damages Buca restaurant in Oconomowoc | https://www.rt.com/news/353034-turkey-nato-base-fire/ << Huge fire breaks out near NATO base in Turkey (PHOTOS, VIDEO ... | http://www.lakecountrynow.com/blogsold/staffblogsold/378548866.html << Fire Department on scene at Buca restaurant in Oconomwooc
mod6: oh hey
mod6: this is even a bit easier than i thought, looks like uudecode will just take the whole ball of wax and parse out the base64 part on its own:
mod6: http://dpaste.com/0S4PBCT.txt
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> so apparently turkey's burning up << yeah saw that.
mod6: so anyway, i'll prepare the rest of these as well as a more refined disclaimer. clearsign them, and pass 'em around for some testing.
BingoBoingo: More or less burning than California?
mod6: once we're happy with what they look like, we can deedbot 'em.
mircea_popescu: mod6 that's the idea yes
mod6: ok :]
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo well, about same i guess.
BingoBoingo: Well, in California they had to ground the bucket drop planes due to smoke
mircea_popescu: in turkey they lost the buckets : http://67.media.tumblr.com/c14704d9ab10a9b208345bae905eedb7/tumblr_niewk6Q9OW1tkw5l1o1_500.jpg
BingoBoingo: win
BingoBoingo: Meanwhile here in the Middle West we are solidly in neither drought nor flood. June teased a drought, but storms have regularly been dropping 1-4 inches of rain at a time.
mod6: yeah, was an absolute blazer up here last week. but starting saturday, quite a bit of rain.
BingoBoingo: My grass put on about 8 inches of height in a week. Was fun mowing yesterday.
mod6: mine grew a lot too. i did harvest a few pickling cucumbers today. at least enough for two Kerr jars worth.
mod6: gonna try doing some refridgerator pickles first. will "can" a few probably when i get a few more... excited to try this out
mircea_popescu: how do you do them ? vinegar ? proper salt pickles ?
BingoBoingo: The pattypan squash has completely recovered from the setback it suffered earlier this month when some (ra)coons completely pulled it out of the ground.
mod6: Also turns out that my romaine lettuce had "bolted" which is why it grew so high. got a bit of a bitter taste to it. this bolting process is basically when it's ready to flower, sometimes because of stress. so i cut 'em down.
mircea_popescu: yeah bolting's bad.
mod6: will replant later this summer in hopes of a fall harvest before the frost starts.
mod6: yea, had no clue about bolting. learning as I go kinda :/
BingoBoingo: bolting sucks
mod6: i did eat quite a bit of it before it shot up though. so that was pretty cool.
BingoBoingo: Well, now you know you gotta get some shadecloth.
mod6: yeah, I think that's a decent idea.
mod6: oh harvested some tomatoes too -- one roma and ~10 cherry ones.
mod6: those turned out good. only have 9 plants this year, as opposed to last years 22.
mod6: so already feels like a lot less.
BingoBoingo: Shade cloth and its cousin bird netting are the sort of magic that makes one the sort of gardener the neighbors envy.
mod6: Yeah, i need that for sure. I also need to build better trellises or something for the cucumbers & other vines. And probably better boxes for some of things.
mod6: Fuckin rabbits ate the shit out of my zuccs.
BingoBoingo: Gotta lay down some cayanne on those things.
BingoBoingo: The first time mammals show interest in a plant you gotta shut that shit down. Black pepper around the perimeter as a warning and Cayenne pepper on the plant to protect it.
mod6: oh does that do the trick?
BingoBoingo: yes, but needs refershed periodically.
mod6: thanks for the tip
mircea_popescu: pepper more expensive than buying the crop lol
mircea_popescu: maybe train your cat to decapitate rabbits ?
BingoBoingo: These two ingredients are bundled together as "critter ridder" but cheaper at food mart.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> pepper more expensive than buying the crop lol << American bulk "pepper" works for this purpose
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> maybe train your cat to decapitate rabbits ? << dog gets a bunch. but apparently not enough.
BingoBoingo: sheap as shit.
mod6: Get your late-night gardening tips, right here at TMSR.
mircea_popescu: lol.
mircea_popescu: actually knew a gal that started trying to make a garden, but she was a ways off from my house and 10 feet from the forest. so rabbits came wiped it EVERY NIGHT. so she put in traps.
mircea_popescu: ended up farming rabbits.
BingoBoingo: lolololololol
mircea_popescu: for srs.
mod6: oooh, not bad!
mircea_popescu: she'd end up capturing males and fermales in the same box,
mircea_popescu: didn\t know what to do with them. but the rabbits DID know.
mircea_popescu: so next i went by she was all like " don't you want some rabbit ?"
mircea_popescu: "it's great as a steak... or in stu... or in... and she kept getting yellower as she went.
mircea_popescu: bitch ate nothing but rabbit for like two weeks lol
mod6: lol
BingoBoingo: Not a bad fate
mircea_popescu: eventually it was "just take some fucking rabbits!"
mircea_popescu: so i did, but i was too lazy to skin them, so i let them go.
mod6: people say not to eat the rabbits around here because of all the lawn fertilizers and things. not sure if that's accurate or not.
BingoBoingo has lots of local rabbits. They tend to keep to the clover.
mircea_popescu: IN the forest.
BingoBoingo: mod6: Open a few up and check the livers
mod6: haha. she probably trapped 'em again.
mircea_popescu: ^
mod6: oh huh, what do i look for? just some fatty deposits or some sort of cirrohsis<sp>?
BingoBoingo: unhealth
mircea_popescu: if the liver's normal the meat should be fine. if the liver's enlarged, or off color, throw the carcass out.
mircea_popescu: you won't likely see fat islands, that's for farm fed.
mod6: During the cleaning process, be sure to wear gloves, and hunters should examine the external surfaces of the rabbit for any infected areas. ALWAYS check the liver for the appearance of white or yellow spots.
mircea_popescu: then-butchered liver is always exactly the same. after a few you learn to tell.
mod6: Aight, next few that I get from the dog, will check 'em out.
mircea_popescu: bu the gloves are a good idea, for anthrax mostly. don't cut yourself.
BingoBoingo: Remember not to skimp on the gloves. Rabbits can carry some nasty bacterial diseases
mircea_popescu: aha.
BingoBoingo: Not just the anthrax
mircea_popescu: get those fucking fine steel mesh rubbered, pro gloves.
mod6: yeah, i got a few boxes of latex ones around the house.
mircea_popescu: mno.
mod6: or maybe they're not latex .. whatever they use these days.
mircea_popescu: there's this almost tyre-like glove for butchers.
BingoBoingo: At least go for nitrile gloves designed for cleaning, but the butchering gloves are almost necessary.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> get those fucking fine steel mesh rubbered, pro gloves. << oh ok
mircea_popescu: it's a buck, but the sort of buck that's worth it.
mircea_popescu: the first time a rib punctures through your anal play latex condom glove and you end up spending n hours and n^2 dollars on doctors you see the wisdom.
BingoBoingo: Latex is awful at resisting puncture.
mod6: fair enough.
mod6: i've been stabbed by a number of phesant bones while cuttign them up. sucks.
mircea_popescu: see. when you move from fowl to fawn you go up on the scale of bad shit to catch.
mircea_popescu: rabbit counts as fowl for this purpose.
mircea_popescu: fawn i mean.
mod6: something like these i suspect 'eh? : https://www.turtleskin.com/webstore/turtleskin-cp-grip-400-advanced-cut-and-puncture-great-grip
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> fawn i mean. << sure.
mircea_popescu: yeah those look pretty cool.
mircea_popescu: o look they have a whole apron and sleeve thing. the sleeve is great, other than side index / metacarpophalangeal joint injury, you mostly get the above wrist spot.
mod6: alright, i'll have to get something like those. will report (with pics?) when I get the next couple of rabbits.
mircea_popescu: it's the sort of shit people keep wanting to borrow from you.
BingoBoingo: But don't loan gloves. They have a worse rate of return than BTCJam
mod6: haha
mircea_popescu: heh
BingoBoingo: Anyways when it comes to cheap disposables the rule is latex for condoms and nitrile for gloves.
mod6: Sounds fair. I just got the latex style ones for my hand-rolled first aid kits.
mircea_popescu: anyway, if you were running a butcher thing you'd prolly still waqnt the steel mesh things ; but for what you do the thing you found prolly perfect fit.
BingoBoingo: Latex resists friction better (nitrile splits) and Nitrile resists puncture and cutting better.
BingoBoingo: But not to the point of wanting to use it on critter autopsies
mod6: I'll see what I can find. Will let you guys know.
mircea_popescu: why the fuck are all the chicks running fashion blogs butt ugly.
mircea_popescu: http://marieclaire.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11116/000088ce5/243e_orh1000w646/The-Man-Repeller.jpg da fuck's this.
BingoBoingo: The gotta pretend the can do fashion because can't go nude looking like that
mircea_popescu: i dunno, i don't go around pretending to rap.
mircea_popescu: http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/48/2015/08/susie_0.jpg < no end of them
mircea_popescu: actually i got one right after bb's heart : http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/48/2015/08/nad-1.jpg
mircea_popescu: name's nadia. nadia aboulhson. want her # ?
mircea_popescu: oh and in other news : http://blog.bestamericanpoetry.com/the_best_american_poetry/2016/07/my-entry.html << someone wrote a poem about corn. someone else read it. in a windy cornfield. DRAMATICALLY.
shinohai: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/17eP
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: $up ratoder
deedbot: ratoder voiced for 30 minutes.
thestringpuller: "there is nothing better than vagina to prop up a massive bubble" via https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1558366.0 (for those that care to view the tardtalk source)
mircea_popescu: such nonsense. what vagina ever propped a massive bubble ?
thestringpuller: https://img1.steemit.com/0x0/https://s32.postimg.org/g21tkwzk5/4_up_on_7_13_16_at_9_08_PM_compiled_2.jpg << well the boobs propped up the bubble.
asciilifeform: in other lulz, http://www.bbc.com/news/business-36879831
asciilifeform: 'US internet firm Yahoo will be sold to American telecoms firm Verizon Communications for nearly $5bn (£3.8bn) in cash. Yahoo will be combined with AOL, another faded internet star, which Verizon bought last year.'
mircea_popescu: i thought boobs need soutien not the other way around.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform next they merge with comcast, "the ministry of not spying on people"
asciilifeform: lel
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller i can't read the number on her tits ?
mircea_popescu: something seems to be in the way.
thestringpuller: yea. a steemit tank top. derps love covered boobs, didn't you know?
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, on random bouncer which doesn't actually connect to any channels :
mircea_popescu: ⓘ [465] You are banned from this server- Allah is offtopic for freenode. (2016/7/25 08.11)
mircea_popescu: Closing Link: [*] (K-Lined)
asciilifeform had nfi that this was a thing
mircea_popescu: me either, and i own the ip, so it can't be that. aaanyway.
mircea_popescu: in other restaurateur news, http://67.media.tumblr.com/7ec077b1e17b7436aa4ad5e66dbce63e/tumblr_njgjwrPzT51tulo74o1_500.jpg
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> name's nadia. nadia aboulhson. want her # ? << I'll pass
shinohai: But she's *curvy* BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: https://archive.is/K2F2j
mircea_popescu: you can't say scurvy without curvy.
mircea_popescu: seriously, that dude is "obese" ?
mircea_popescu: seems a little nutty.
BingoBoingo: Gotta consider his fat girl camera angles
BingoBoingo: And arm flab.
BingoBoingo: Serious old lady "bingo wings"
mircea_popescu: well yeah, he's chubby, sure. but obese is a thing.
BingoBoingo: Obesity is like Autism. THere's a spectrum
BingoBoingo: https://i.imgur.com/1Mo2KM2.jpg "Ocean Liner"
mircea_popescu: well, spectrum, spectrum, but not like autism, like anemia. there is a spectrum, but it doesn't start at the gate of normal.
BingoBoingo: Anyways linked for the fatlogic about his "thick bones"
mircea_popescu: well yeah, guy clearly wasn't expecting the reaction.
mircea_popescu: now, numerically, he's pretty scandalous, i'm taller than him and more than 50lbs lighter. and i'm not "skinny", and i very much doubt he has "bigger bones" than me, partly because every time i broke something the doctors were "wtf, is this a horse bone ?"
BingoBoingo: Well gotta check the internet weather before posting. If posting to reddit and asking "am I hawt" FPH will brigade
BingoBoingo: AHA
BingoBoingo: Anyways he's probably only about 75 pounds away from https://i.sli.mg/3Avfuh.jpg
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Published, corrected your intro bit about corn futures.
deedbot: [Qntra] Ethereum-iverse Bleeding Money - http://qntra.net/2016/07/ethereum-iverse-bleeding-money/
shinohai: ty BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: Just because ethereum is rolling in lulz we can't be saying corn futures are up when in fact they have fallen like a rock because "What the fuck are we going to do with all this corn?
BingoBoingo: There's actually corn growing in the ditches and gutters this year.
shinohai: perhaps increased popcorn sales will offset some of the cost.
asciilifeform: 'Furthermore, my own personal opinion is that allowing ETC trading indirectly funds a criminal organization. With no way to know what these funds will be used for in the future, I find this behaviour careless and dangerous.' << gold
BingoBoingo: We are talking 3000 calories of extra popcorn consumed per day, per USian, for an entire year shinohai! And that's BEFORE the butter!
shinohai: oh the asses i see everyday love that buttery goodness.
shinohai: That new 'internet sensation' with the 70 inch ass on bp
mircea_popescu: ahjahahaha wait.
mircea_popescu: and so they KNOW what ethereum will be used for in the future ?
mircea_popescu: what is thaqt, funding the war in the next iraq ?
BingoBoingo: Nah, funding the next war in Vietman more likely
shinohai: Your death by drone may well be a smart contract on the dao 2.0
mircea_popescu: judging by the way dao CLASSIC worked, that'll end up a fine way to kill the us president.
mircea_popescu: as aladeen well explained, "the drone will bounce off the target and come right back to us"
shinohai: lo
mircea_popescu: this dao is hiv-aladeen
deedbot: [Trilema] Two shits - http://trilema.com/2016/two-shits/
asciilifeform: in other nyooz, 'Dear customer
asciilifeform: For security reasons we need you to download your wallet from your unique
asciilifeform: Link That we send it to you and run it and extract it in a safe place on your computer
asciilifeform: To make sure that no one can access to the wallet.'
asciilifeform: ('bitgo')
asciilifeform: dafuq even ~was~ it ?
asciilifeform: $s bitgo
a111: 31 results for "bitgo", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=bitgo
thestringpuller: they are the leader in blockchain sakoority!!!!11
mats: verizon isn't buying all of yahoo's business units
mats: what a misleading headline
BingoBoingo: http://gotnews.com/breaking-hillarysamerica-page-administrator-suspended-facebook-dineshdsouza/
thestringpuller: shinohai I think we may have popped the steem bubble.
mircea_popescu: $s dinesh
a111: 2 results for "dinesh", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=dinesh
BingoBoingo: Guy who got hit by Obama's IRS
BingoBoingo: Oh, "donation fraud"
mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: but it's ok, for as long as one steals for "the state" it's all gravy.
deedbot: [Trilema] Millenial problems. - http://trilema.com/2016/millenial-problems/
deedbot: [Qntra] Corn Pain On Farm Plain Continues - http://qntra.net/2016/07/corn-pain-on-farm-plain-continues/
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo 1st sentence.
mircea_popescu: 2nd line too. hit hitting ?
BingoBoingo: ty, fxd fxd
BingoBoingo: Seriously though. Who would have thought the worst fate that could strike farmers would end up being an optimal amount of rain for their crop at the time the crop needed it.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: and in other good girl porn, http://66.media.tumblr.com/6134b6ee69c141f3f418444f0f4ccf25/tumblr_n8gvyfx2n81r4hgvyo10_400.gif
deedbot: [Trilema] Millennial problems. - http://trilema.com/2016/millennial-problems/
BingoBoingo: https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Au4AnBFEodI/V4VDpPi_0fI/AAAAAAAAQQg/wfmMRFm9TqoaXH4i10i4UzWkP6PS-48qACLcB/s400/Photo%2BJun%2B11%252C%2B8%2B39%2B10%2BAM.jpg
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, derpy listing on argentine govt site links to an institutional website on "blogpot.com". which is apparently owned, by some bible people.
mircea_popescu: my conclusion is that too much pot.
hanbot: da domn'le, poti prea mult
mircea_popescu: lol!
mircea_popescu: in other news, out of 496 highschools in the city of buenos aires, 80 have a website. the rest do not have a website. about two thirds offer "IT" in some shape nevertheless.
mircea_popescu: of those 80 websites, 70 are on blogpot.
mircea_popescu: the rest on dubious junk, wtf is jimdo.com
mircea_popescu: they actually think this is a country. somehow.
mircea_popescu: those blogspot "websites" ? 0 comments. here's a fine sample : https://archive.is/BarC2
mircea_popescu: noticee the part where it says "AGRADECIMIENTO Agradecemos al Prof. Antonio Grillo por el banner animado que encabeza el blog. Depto. de Informática", then check out that fucking banner animado.
mircea_popescu: ~none of them are active by any sort of definition of activity that has anything to do with the current year. and on it goes.
thestringpuller: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/17lP
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: ty
BingoBoingo: edited
deedbot: [Qntra] Florida Money Laundering Case Against Espinoza Dismissed - http://qntra.net/2016/07/florida-money-laundering-case-against-espinoza-dismissed/ ☟︎
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/qntra/status/757664456373522433
thestringpuller: ~>
ben_vulpes: ~>
BingoBoingo: 8=====>~~~~~~~~ ;)
mircea_popescu: also in the penis news, http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6k6a40jRU1qgttn9o1_1280.jpg
shinohai: My teeth suddenly hurt.
mircea_popescu: heh twitter going overboard on "promoted" tweets.
mircea_popescu: in other news, freshly created disposable email shows spam from "computerwissen.de" at the same time as "profile activation" email from mai.showaround.com
mircea_popescu: clearly a spam outfit. but hey, "promoted tweets" on twitter.
mircea_popescu: sad.
mircea_popescu: "Sorry for not letting you contact other members straight away, but purchasing a membership is what keeps the site running and helps us provide high-quality service.". 20 bux for a month.
mircea_popescu: basic "paid dating app" scam. ☟︎
shinohai: $up trbbot
deedbot: trbbot voiced for 30 minutes.
shinohai: sorry for spam
shinohai: line 2
shinohai: line
shinohai: trbbot: bash 3
trbbot: shinohai:The last 3 lines are bashed and pending review.
shinohai: $down trbbot
deedbot: shinohai may not $down trbbot.
shinohai: O.o
mircea_popescu: nb.
mircea_popescu: no biggy if it stays voiced neh ?
shinohai: nah
shinohai misses bashbot
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-25#1509953 << perderasty?? ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-25 19:50 deedbot: [Qntra] Florida Money Laundering Case Against Espinoza Dismissed - http://qntra.net/2016/07/florida-money-laundering-case-against-espinoza-dismissed/
gribble: The operation succeeded.
deedbot: [» Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] Bumble: Better than Tinder, worse than Go. - http://www.contravex.com/2016/07/25/bumble-better-than-tinder-worse-than-go/