mod6: yw, thanks for testing :]
shinohai: it is easily married to an irc bot, i like it
mod6: oh, hrm, a few more changes, I think I fixed the graphs.
mod6: yah actually, this is pretty cool
mod6: just a few, will post the graphs + new code. i had something screwed up in the graphing code.
mod6: you can use the same ticket file
mod6: you may need to zoom out a bit to get the full picture on the last one.
shinohai: I was playing with that on my server already LOL ... this is killer
mircea_popescu: mod6 could graph be vertical rather than horizontal alligned ?
☟︎ mod6: Yeah, i need to play with it a bit more for sure.
mod6: Hopefully will get some extra time tonight. Still gotta write up the SoBA for april. Eep!
shinohai: the plaintext output and phtml rock
mircea_popescu: soon i won't be able to tell the difference! that shit looks exactly like home.
shinohai drinks to mod6 ... just sparkly but at least i got a napkin.
mod6: "she's gone from suck to blow"
deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 9 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Debarshi Ray <rishi.is@lostca.se>; Debarshi Ray (GNU Developer) <rishi@gnu.org>; Debarshi Ray (GMail Account) <debarshi.ray@gmail.com>; Debarshi Ray (Red Hat Employee) <debarshir@redhat.com>; Debarshi Ray (Fedora Packager) <rishi@fedoraproject.org>; Debarshi Ray (GNOME Developer) <debarshir@src.gnome.org>; Debarshi Ray (GNOME Foundation Member) <debarshir@gnome.org>; Debarshi Ray (Freedeskto
shinohai: In which phuctor unintentionally dos' deedbot
phf: is that fresh factors or backlog?
mircea_popescu: phf it's the whole bundle. see log, phuctor does whole 1,6mn batch in < 15 minutes now
a111: Logged on 2016-04-27 16:44 asciilifeform: do we have a $s yet ?
phf: (reminded me on account of eightball)
ben_vulpes: i'll probably be even less communicative than i've been for the next month or two
☟︎☟︎☟︎ ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: bezzletronic short deadline immense scope throwaway internal project for local dropshipper
ben_vulpes: that apparently only i have a chance at getting out the door in time
ben_vulpes: three weeks ago, "hey team, work looks slow for the forseeable future. everyone take fridays off!"
ben_vulpes: this week "myeah you've got thirty days to codify this business logic up and wrap it up in a webapp"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform is list of phucked sorted randomly on each load ?
deedbot: gabriel_laddel voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: lol BingoBoingo has quite the log for when he comes back huh.
mircea_popescu: entirely unrelated, til stalin actually moslty copied witte.
mircea_popescu: bleed the peasants, build steel mills is not actually a stalin idea.
mircea_popescu: but in 1700 bleeding peasants for any and all reasons was normalcy.
mircea_popescu: ahahaha they moved it to the magistrate "judge", ie, police court ?
mircea_popescu: magistrate "judge" is a police station bureaucrat. judges exist through congress not through government.,
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> lol BingoBoingo has quite the log for when he comes back huh. << Not so many lines, but so much information
mircea_popescu: hey, you still have to pay tax in the way and for the reasons "in 1950". nothing changed.
mircea_popescu: magistrate "judge" still has NO authority but by consent of the parties.
mircea_popescu: which is why all the "get people to sign" is so paramount to the whole activity of usg thuggery.
mircea_popescu: (watch as stuff obtained through alleged warrant issued by magistrate faux judge gets overturned as inadmissible at proper trial.)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that's why! so it covers up all this pretense and bullshit.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: You know, you could have arranged that same number of words into a paragraph wrapped the paste in blockquotes and just submitted this amount of information as a qntra piece yourself? Y U LEAVE VALUE ON THE TABLE
BingoBoingo: To lazy to have wrapped that information into a text editor box instead of irc box?
BingoBoingo: For someone who bid 9 btc for a machine that harvests btc shavings, this changing text input box is hard bsns seems almost pathological.
BingoBoingo: This professing to want do anything for BTC income stream and passing by one of few actual non-gambly options is mystifying.
☟︎ BingoBoingo still thinks alf needs a 12 step program, but dunno for what
mircea_popescu: lol at bitstamp spamming their derpy "we're licensed" news. a) it's not fucking important ; b) stop spamming already omfg.
adlai: danielpbarron: what do you have to say about the 12step meme's appropriation of your memeplex in step 1? (and its appropriation of bb's brain, but that's another matter, and better memes than liquor dreams)
☟︎ adlai: asciilifeform: congratulations
adlai: mod6: and i say this with greatest regard for alf, but i will probably get more "12step" mileage out of your T-shirt (of the hair variety, sadly, but trimmer than orgmode!) than trb and phuctor, combined
adlai: unless trb manages to compile itself next time i kick it.
BingoBoingo: adlai: That doesn't happen until steps 2 and 3
adlai: ahh. and the psych lady said to wait for step 30!
mircea_popescu: by now the phuctor rss is actually a major reason to watch this chan. i have nfi how one could be "in crypto/compsec/sysadmin" and NOT want to see the key holes in real time.
adlai: amazing how you deed a premature suicide note and everybody gets all "ohnoes, wait a few years and then go out with a bang"
adlai is listening to Universal Mind - Liquid Tension Experiment
mircea_popescu: this "new and improved" version of vexual is not particularly new, or improved. plox to keep volume low.
BingoBoingo picked up his six month coin today, several days after but today is when meeting was.
adlai: asciilifeform: lemme get this right. 8ball is SMP werker?
adlai: BingoBoingo: I actually (as told to mom, who buys my booze, grudgingly) like to have a beer every couple months, to remember why I keep that frequency low that low.
adlai: damnit there are more logs than altcoins! body was on a diet of group therapy, olanzapine, and windows for a ~month. have no sympathy but at least wait with the penance!
a111: Logged on 2016-04-29 18:56 asciilifeform: eh, bit of a downer to me
adlai searched for 8ball and almost thought alf was joking with this request
a111: Logged on 2016-04-30 03:18 BingoBoingo: This professing to want do anything for BTC income stream and passing by one of few actual non-gambly options is mystifying.
BingoBoingo: But Jurov actually provides quality customer service A++11!!+ recommend
adlai assumes desired "8ball" is a C 'script' / patch to upcoming 'werker', rather than web spider + sudden submission?
adlai: asciilifeform: fwiw jurov holds my qntra shares in indefinite custody until they are enough to cover coinbr fees
adlai is done with charity
BingoBoingo: But then hao does jurov get paid? If no one pays for anything we're just a bunch of fucking hippies
adlai: asciilifeform: ah, so homework, not workwork.
adlai: in a shocking plot twist, s.limbs = coinbr ipo
adlai: god knows it pulls in more bottom line than qntra, mg, and nsa combined
trinque: adlai: where's the suicide note deed? was that one of your poems?
trinque: and hats off to asciilifeform!
trinque: rss was in there from last time, steadfastly waiting for the next great phuctoring
trinque: adlai: I'd wager you'd be saner with - y'know - fewer drugs in bloodstream.
trinque: hell I quit coffee entirely about 3wks ago, feel great
trinque: after I kick cigs I'll be fit to sow the lord's blessed seed at a mormon temple
☟︎ a111: Logged on 2016-04-30 01:55 ben_vulpes: i'll probably be even less communicative than i've been for the next month or two
pete_dushenski: like the jewish plague. now imagine the beak on ~that~ mask.
pete_dushenski just realised he needs to drop out of valley girl school. "it was like this, it was like totally omg that"
☟︎ a111: Logged on 2016-04-29 01:03 mircea_popescu: they also believe "de lujo" means 60k crap from the us, fucking ford fiestas and whatnit
pete_dushenski: and for venezuelans fighting 50% per annum hyperinflation and with a litre of gas at $0.02, it sorta made sense
a111: Logged on 2015-11-10 01:07 asciilifeform: ty
adlai: ;;later tell pete_dushenski i'm right here, no need to sic the dogs after me
pete_dushenski: but further supporting the unique brand of lunacy in the southern half of the americas are quotes like this, which displays magnitudes of sales volume fluctuation unseen anywhere else on the planet : "Outsold by Chevrolet in January, Volkswagen reclaims the top spot this month with 8.359 sales and 17.5% share but is up just 3% vs. +64% for Chevrolet at 8.253 units and 17.3%."
adlai stepped aside from laptop to handroll his first usb condom
a111: Logged on 2016-04-30 04:10 trinque: after I kick cigs I'll be fit to sow the lord's blessed seed at a mormon temple
a111: Logged on 2016-04-30 04:28 pete_dushenski just realised he needs to drop out of valley girl school. "it was like this, it was like totally omg that"
pete_dushenski: i get called a jerk and asshole all the time, but not twat much
mircea_popescu: the difference between venezuela and argentina is ~20 years.
mircea_popescu: brazil soon to follow, at the rate they've been dekulakizing.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: did you ever consider moving to brazil
adlai: includes proper seppuku, ie, privkey cleartext in `strings -n 20 .bitcoin/etc`
adlai: because death, like all else, has a cost.
adlai: the men are all wrong though, pressuring the women to butt up and bust down
adlai: sk has the surgery polarization correct
adlai: i'll fit right in!
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski not so tough. i can appreciate a green eye mulatto, and a brazillian butt, sure.
mircea_popescu: but then again i can appreciate many things. provided they're not chinese.
mircea_popescu: think about it #2 : chinese man outraged that 80km ride in ambulance cost almost half the average nat'l wage.
a111: Logged on 2016-04-30 03:37 adlai: danielpbarron: what do you have to say about the 12step meme's appropriation of your memeplex in step 1? (and its appropriation of bb's brain, but that's another matter, and better memes than liquor dreams)
mircea_popescu: peabody awards channel. 0 subscribers. head of warner animation dept acceptance speech. 360 views.
mircea_popescu: in their defense, the fee to propose an entrant is ~80 bitcents rather than 50 bitcoin.
mircea_popescu goes to check if qntra article references expansions of police judicial powers in soviet union.
BingoBoingo: Mostly mocks magistrates as not real judges
mircea_popescu: "Neatly mirroring the decaying implementation of Justice in the Soviet Union fifty years prior, The United States Congress is considering changing a number of rule changes to the Federal Rules of"
mircea_popescu: "Chief among this changes is broadening the authority of" these ?
mircea_popescu: sub-judicial magistrate "judges" becomes "police station gonzos"
mircea_popescu: and generally methinks the official view going forward should be that a) magistrate "judges" are in no sense and to no degree different from police detectives and b) no valid authority is vested in them. as teh beast will perforce find itself more and more dependent and reliant on their offices, helps to have the message out first.
mircea_popescu: hey, it's hard to argue that mulatto kids look always better than their black parent and about half the time better than the white one too.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "is considering changing a number of rule changes to the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure" > is considering changing the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure
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mircea_popescu: recall teh what-s-his-name derp. "personalize". mp is immune from personalization ; the uscongress is not. exploit this difference, thus therefore "is considering changing" rathert than "is considering changes to". first rhymes with "taking a crap into" way the fuck better.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile "what's his name" evaluated to saul d. alinsky.
mircea_popescu: for a strict recap : 1. power is not just what you have, but also what the enemy thinks you have. arbitrage every difference, to your benefit. punish the enemy ruthlessly when it dares challenge the latter part, chinese or no chinese, cartel or no cartel.
mircea_popescu: 2. never go outside the expertise of your wot ; always go outside the expertise of enemy's.
mircea_popescu: 3. make them live to their book of rules. if you also have a book of rules you lose.
mircea_popescu: also lolz at the wikipedia-sanitized version of anarchism, reinterpreted as variations of the "golden rule" brand. ya i'm sure, and cars are a sort of Ford amirite. vivat intellectual property!
mircea_popescu: "you may call your socialism anything you wish including anarchism for as long as the allequal principle is not molested" hurr.
hanbot: <mircea_popescu> in their defense, the fee to propose an entrant is ~80 bitcents rather than 50 bitcoin. << i lolled
jurov: $rate adlai -999 junkie!!! cnat keep secrets!!!!
jurov: and iirc i have asked BingoBoingo about what is so exceptional on my service, he was like "as compared to anything in the US"
jurov: and re:holding s.qntr your concerns are misplaced. No one expressly forbade me to flip/short/margin/whrtever them, then there was gracious donation from princessnell who lost her key cand could not think of any way how to prove her identity otherwise, etc...
ben_vulpes: oh brutal i didn't know princessnell'd hosed herself
jurov: actually it means you can give 0 rating?
jurov: $rate 0 tripleslash nfi
jurov: $rate tripleslash 0 nfi
jurov: someone here fils at maffs!
jurov: trinque check yer intervals
trinque: that's just a string error message
trinque: $rate jurov 9000 bug finder
jurov: trinque: that's not string, but s-expr :D
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes> oh brutal i didn't know princessnell'd hosed herself << o.O
shinohai: Gracious donations to shareholders?
jurov: shinohai: looks like need some clarification wrt the line-up?
mircea_popescu: check it out asciilifeform you created a household brand
hanbot: <jurov> and re:holding s.qntr your concerns are misplaced. No one expressly forbade me to flip/short/margin/whrtever them, then there was gracious donation from princessnell who lost her key cand could not think of any way how to prove her identity otherwise, etc... << err, if "she" lost her key, how'd she prove it was her that lost it?
☟︎ hanbot: i wouldn't be at all surprised if w/e tranquil pools of the republic are rippled with social engineering attempts