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BingoBoingo would say he's confused but doesn't want to invite a
dick into his mouth.
trinque: "he can fuck my wife; his
dick's small anyway"
mircea_popescu: and the meagre 20 bux they get now and again for sucking my
dick trinque: machine is labeled "
dick blender" whether you fuck it or not
Framedragger: inb4 "standard practices can suck my
dick" - fair, i guess
mircea_popescu: won't be worth anyone's time to
dick around with monthlies
mircea_popescu: because hey, the
dick that's not up my ass this moment never existed or somesuch.
mircea_popescu: the girls just think he's a tall black man with a small
dick.
shinohai: The brunette with the tat on side, one star for each gargled
dick ?
mircea_popescu: i'm sorry, i wanna rephrase that. because they really meant anything other than "you're this dubiously sexed derp who's going to end up with a buttfulla
dick because the other dude said so."
mircea_popescu: because they really meant anything other than "you're this dubiously sexed derp who's going to end up with some dude's
dick up your ass because the other dude said so."
BingoBoingo: Getting one's
dick sucked not a problem. Sucking the
dick, problem.
mircea_popescu: besides, i think there's ~a century worth of pent up blue balls. american girl gotta suck some
dick.
trinque: man, that
dick bending shit is the worst.
adlai: 40? all you need do for nearly double that is blow your own
dick off while aiming for an apostate
mircea_popescu: see, this is how the cunt that runs on perl works. "oh,
dick moving inside is detectable".
trinque: pete_dushenski: people have been making Gary Johnson
dick jokes for a while now
mircea_popescu: then wonder wtf is wrong with them. well... how about "they didn't suck any 30yo
dick when they were 16."
mircea_popescu: lulzy as fuck ; both vorhees and casares were there with me when i told them i'm taking mtgox down. in spite of everything teh usg could come up with, i took it down. yet they STILL believe the entity to suck the
dick of is the usg.
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-21: [00:10:00] <pete_dushenski> maybe! let a guy stick his
dick in the electrical outlet woudlja
pete_dushenski: maybe! let a guy stick his
dick in the electrical outlet woudlja
trinque: bad enough I stuck my
dick in this crazy
mircea_popescu: in practical terms, if you'll be going to prison for limp
dick shit, your best move is to have bitcoin and a wot. the personnel is poorly paid, greatly infiltrated by gold diggers who correctly intuit this is their easiest way to endear themselves to the sort of people who can touch real money, however briefly, and generally very supportive. for as long as you got leverage outside you'll be fine.
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-12: [22:06:45] <trinque> where does putting hatch chile on my
dick before sex fall in the prank to assault continuum?
trinque: where does putting hatch chile on my
dick before sex fall in the prank to assault continuum?
trinque: loyalty does precisely
dick for sales
ben_vulpes: put /
dick/ in girl, put girl in tumblr.
mircea_popescu: anyway, think of all the great stuff blockchain technologies allows, guise! you could have like, a satoshi dice based aviator's club, whereby the men all put their house keys in a pile and the women pick from there as previously, BUT whether the
dick works or not is now blockchain lottery based!
mircea_popescu: vacciness work through stimulating the expression of pre existing genes/proteins/complexes, not by creating a magical forcefield around your
dick.)
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> tell you what, if we're ever shipwrecked on a deserted island with hillary, we'll fuck hillary. << think she coughs now? wait until she chokes on all that
dick!
mircea_popescu: in the absence of economic drivers, there will either be a political driver or no movement. which leaves us with the simple explanation. i don't gotta prove that every single individual woman thought of
dick up her ass every time she spent too much money on cosmetics.
mircea_popescu: "i wash sword in blood of enemies and
dick in ass of their wives. what need has true man for water ?"
boolcrap: "heres my
dick, where do we go from here"
trinque: and not trust then get your
dick out and dive in blind
a111: Logged on 2015-08-21 01:13 trinque: must've been some serious run-away
dick selection in human history
BingoBoingo: Are you sure? Maybe he waited tables until sucking the right
dick? Entertainment is a complex industry.
mircea_popescu: every
dick's eventually spent, you can make it of whatever you want, metal, glass, dun matter.
trinque: danielpbarron: it's an insecurity, i.e. "if she has had other
dick onoes she might think of that
dick at some point"
thestringpuller: Framedragger: in regards to
http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-14#1521475 << I was trying to make a point in regards to Ver's idealism. Currently if 1993 AOL "mass adoption" occurs, the underbanked will inevitably be left out due to lacking infrastructure of the sovereign nature. Ver despite calling himself an anarchist is still willing to suck the USG
dick, which helps no one. The fact he responded with "You found a new business opportun
☝︎ ben_vulpes: "look! you are now holding your
dick."
ben_vulpes: "in this webinar, i will teach you how to hold your
dick."
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Maybe he'll promise to slip some femayo a bit of
dick if she kamikazes Saddam
mircea_popescu: (note that whatever you ask you get no less socialism. if someone asked the gurlz if they wanted the job, they'd have said no, they'd prefer to
dick around on smartphones, upvoting each other on social media. net result - still tb.)
shinohai: I'm just sitting here licking my
dick, how 'bout you?
pete_dushenski: danielpbarron: well, dan isn't a nickname for daniel.... except it is. that different people are better known by one or the other doesn't change the fact that 'king
dick the lionheart' is perfectly valid
trinque: sure there's skewer and whatever other *awful* madness I've dipped my
dick into now and again
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: if you call punching someone in the
dick when they get out of control a bribe...sure
a111: Logged on 2016-06-20 18:49 phf: Framedragger: despite the rhetoric people here are extremely pragmatic. but when you think about these things there's no reason to allow sloppy thinking. the question is "how much of a
dick up your ass is too much
dick", and the healthy answer is "none at all". llvm is good technology (it gives you same kind of layering that a decent common lisp compiler does, but for languages that are not used to that kind of richnes
mircea_popescu: (undersigned john hat, workman without a
dick : why should i pay the tax when i can't fuck ? warmly esteemed mr john hat, workman without a tool : while you've got your fingers & tongue the law stands.)
a111: Logged on 2016-06-20 18:49 phf: Framedragger: despite the rhetoric people here are extremely pragmatic. but when you think about these things there's no reason to allow sloppy thinking. the question is "how much of a
dick up your ass is too much
dick", and the healthy answer is "none at all". llvm is good technology (it gives you same kind of layering that a decent common lisp compiler does, but for languages that are not used to that kind of richnes
thestringpuller: of course the cost of that is your life. sometimes a prisoner would rather have
dick up butt than shiv in kidney.
thestringpuller: i'm just saying what if option is big
dick up butthole or little
dick up butthole. i know ideal situation is no
dick up butthole at all.
phf: Framedragger: despite the rhetoric people here are extremely pragmatic. but when you think about these things there's no reason to allow sloppy thinking. the question is "how much of a
dick up your ass is too much
dick", and the healthy answer is "none at all". llvm is good technology (it gives you same kind of layering that a decent common lisp compiler does, but for languages that are not used to that kind of richness, so everyone's excited abou
☟︎☟︎ BingoBoingo: Tell her to call her boyfriend so he can watch her suck yo
dick.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: 5, but my
dick has been inside 1 of them so 20% interesting rate.
solrodar: !rate nubbins` 0 +1 is making some valid points / -1 is being a complete
dick about it
nubbins`: yep. and a quick "you got it buddy" to mod6 and "you're really good at typing things up, you're wasting your talents at the loading bay" to dpb and you've got two more sets of undies smelling like mp's
dick nubbins`: take the situation of poor bitcoinpete: his underwear probably smells like mp's
dick pete_dushenski: " Double
Dick Nightmare - A nightmarish dream involving voluntary double penetration of massive cocks." << i don't care what you say, this is a much funnier ddn
mircea_popescu: is it supposed to say "stolen plutonium
dick" ? possibly only better thing.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform because a) hitler doesn't have them and b) hitler is not stalin, to answer every ivanov
dick and harry.
BingoBoingo: Guess this is the Classi, with a
dick on the C fucking the a in the assi, version of zipping self into duffelbag in the tub
assbot: You rated user thomas_d on 24-Nov-2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: plays on seals as thomas_dick.
punkman: well I couldn't really give you a good definition of "film-noir", but there's a cynical private-
dick type guy, searching for a girl that disappeared mysteriously
ben_vulpes: i'll take cab funpletion over
dick blocks any day
mircea_popescu: "Behold, Mr Mackey, riding a horse so naturally it makes your
dick hard. And there be bitches, oh yes." << i wonder what knowitall derp'd do if he actually knew what he's talking about.
assbot: Logged on 05-02-2016 15:39:50; mats: a swinging
dick would rather leave cover and drag a wounded woman to safety and treat her wounds than return fire
mats: a swinging
dick would rather leave cover and drag a wounded woman to safety and treat her wounds than return fire
☟︎ shinohai: mine using only your
dick using our unique rot2 algo
polarbeard: and tells you to shut up and accept the
dick