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phf: girls enjoying themselves in water, yes
mircea_popescu: true, huh.
mircea_popescu: http://67.media.tumblr.com/9c0eb0f2009e38e7bb317506f8e2f307/tumblr_o6yxsclTYt1u4932fo1_1280.jpg continuant.
mats: bodog has clinton's odds at 3.5:1, bitbet is at ~57%, nate silver sez 85%, NPR has her at ~63%
mats: someone is full of shit
asciilifeform: diebold - at 100%.
mircea_popescu: she's not winning.
mircea_popescu: she was going to bite it even without the obamarape.
asciilifeform: i could picture this if votes were actually counted.
mircea_popescu: hey, only one way for the bureaucracy to avoid ru-ir peacekeeping missions.
asciilifeform: since when is this avoidable.
asciilifeform: only question of when.
mircea_popescu: well, delayable fo sho
asciilifeform: and it'll be mexican scrap-harvesting mission.
asciilifeform: going across ocean to pick up ~anything from carcass of usa is -ev.
asciilifeform: this is even supposing it not being polluted with radioactive crud.
mircea_popescu: hey, gotta try out teh sukhois somewhere
asciilifeform: iirc they are being tried even now in syria.
asciilifeform: worx great.
mircea_popescu: besides, i think there's ~a century worth of pent up blue balls. american girl gotta suck some dick.
asciilifeform: these will self-export.
asciilifeform: (possibly already have?)
mircea_popescu: the idea is to get the ones that dun wanna.
mircea_popescu: good n' hard.
asciilifeform: 'salvation of the drowning is work for the selfsame drowning' (tm) (r)
asciilifeform: is the 'getter' gonna un-fat'em first ?
mircea_popescu: they got planes neh ?
asciilifeform: and liposuctors ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu has been to usa, iirc, neh ?
mircea_popescu: but i had no planE!
trinque: texas would probably be better off in some kind of loose arrangement with mexico than current status
mircea_popescu: generally the case, nutrition at periphery improves once empire finally croaks.
mircea_popescu: happened to the gauls too.
trinque: chairman of the joint chiefs dared utter the consequence of a "no fly zone" in syria earlier this month in congress
trinque: he then pissed himself and backpedaled while that creepy grandpa from arizona got weepy about the syrian children
mircea_popescu: funny thing - ru could enforce one in iraq ; us could not enforce one in syria.
trinque: almost as if these countries the US keeps lighting on fire are right next door to RU
mircea_popescu: moreover, the russians actually have a jet fighter.
mircea_popescu: the us has a ... plan.
mircea_popescu: in other news, one of the best parts of really big tits is how they float in water.
trinque: sir we are evaluating all options which are on, around, or under the table
trinque: http://oglaf.com/isle-of-tits/ << oblig
mircea_popescu: not bad
mod6: nice pics today!
shinohai: o/ mod6
mod6: hi shinohai
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 678.27, vol: 6779.63737102 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 679.961, vol: 5397.91119 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 684.68, vol: 12090.27736565 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 694.52442, vol: 1685220.19930000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 680.916, vol: 1621.40054747 | Volume-weighted last average: 694.331622518
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all --currency rmb
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: BTCChina BTCRMB last: 4705.85, vol: 1684807.11990000 | Volume-weighted last average: 4705.85
mats: it rises
phf: (test)
BingoBoingo: http://www.invasiveplantatlas.org/subject.html?sub=11608 << OMG haterz all jelly that the "invasive" in the pictures looks better than them
BingoBoingo: For instance this was a very uggly fenceline until Buddleja davidii showed up http://www.invasive.org/browse/detail.cfm?imgnum=5163064
BingoBoingo: http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=5530
mircea_popescu: and in "more faces for alf" collection http://65.media.tumblr.com/ea2488caf2b4899fa6cbd453c5018822/tumblr_o5gyc9JshD1v4xcqfo1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: oh check it out, btc going to 700
mircea_popescu: !!up bandhall_bp-host
deedbot: bandhall_bp-host voiced for 30 minutes.
BingoBoingo: Poor MLKKK
BingoBoingo: http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=5527&pr=1 << Poignant election analysis
trinque: go to florida; plenty of whites "willing to mount even the most monstrous cottage-cheese textured ass"
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/fdv8k/?raw=true
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: and in lieu of good morning... http://67.media.tumblr.com/b134c39a4953965a4098c38e0db04a4c/tumblr_o56zs8Oqg21twgy9wo1_1280.jpg
shinohai: You know mircea_popescu with this recent spate of pictures of girls holding red cups you have posted, it's probably gonna start eliciting a Pavlovian response in me.
mircea_popescu: red cups are for public nudity!
mircea_popescu: http://65.media.tumblr.com/e81a5f491a8c33372bf468ca7360c6eb/tumblr_o54kzd3Y8z1tv3y9wo1_1280.jpg << spot the red and purple cups.
shinohai sudden;y wants to hold a facesitting competition.
mircea_popescu: lol you like teh pusstard ?
mircea_popescu: hmm i suppose that didn't come out quite right. you know, pusstard as in pussy custard.
mircea_popescu: like a pie.
shinohai: I'm not picky.
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/7947z/?raw=true tis a good day for Qntra submissions, here is #2
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu blames teh red cups
shinohai: I have a sleeve of those in my kitchen. I should set up a vodka and lemonade stand outside my apartment and see what happens.
mircea_popescu: bitchez today be cray, man. i tried to take one out for icecream and she wouldn't come because she has to prepare for burlesque show on friday.
shinohai: Is there good ice cream in Argentina? Here everything tastes artificial ... I prefer to make my own.
mircea_popescu: o brother.
mircea_popescu: argentina has, bar none, the best icecream of anytime in the world or any place in history. and vice-versa. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: it is so much better than anything i had before even shitty icecream here beats good italian stuff
mircea_popescu: there's hundreds of shops, literally, and they all do it by hand. selection being what it is...
shinohai: http://www.bonappetit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/white-mountain-ice-cream-maker-640.jpg <<< /me has one of these that is like 40 years old
mircea_popescu: if oyu've not had chocolate orange, or pistachio, or crema de almendras, or figs here you've not lived.
mircea_popescu: nb
shinohai would like to troll a waiter in Argentina by asking for "Fakland Islands Fig" ice cream.
shinohai: "No! It's MALVINAS MARASCHINO"
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: they just get beaten puppy sore.
mircea_popescu: not really worth it.
mircea_popescu: best trollage, from experience, is when you wonder stuff like "how do all these people (stuck in traffic) manage to pay for the gas in the first place. then they get caught in an explanation of how money is made and you let them.
mircea_popescu: or you know, point out that the trafic jam consists of mostly buses, which are entirely empty. which is something they NEVER noticed before.
mircea_popescu: they're not so much evil as just incredibly stupid through blindfolding / willing suspension of disbelief.
mircea_popescu: quite american.
shinohai: Buses operating on schedule show their effishunsy!
mircea_popescu: eh they don't have bus schedules here.
mircea_popescu: fgor the obvious reason.
mircea_popescu: http://65.media.tumblr.com/b1934a741e7830cccba6af03b9373166/tumblr_nzzq6dam1L1uenzp2o1_1280.jpg << guess the teese, win a red cup.
phf: dita von teese
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-27#1559429 << best icecream on the east coast is this place http://www.franklinfountain.com , they hand make it too, though i'm sure the ingredients suffer (the milk particularly is probably not argentinian level) ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-10-27 13:28 mircea_popescu: argentina has, bar none, the best icecream of anytime in the world or any place in history. and vice-versa.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/buggered-bitcurex-tries-to-selectively-hide-sfyl-based-on-customer-language-skills/ << Qntra - Buggered Bitcurex Tries To Selectively Hide SFYL Based On Customer Language Skills
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/ethereum-security-still-ethereal-has-yet-to-appear-after-hard-forks/ << Qntra - Ethereum Security Still Ethereal, Has Yet To Appear After Hard Forks
trinque: BingoBoingo: s/Most/Mist/ ^
trinque: epic lulz all around
BingoBoingo: ty fxd
thestringpuller: http://www.crowdpondent.com/ << lol
trinque: nothing like changing pf.conf remotely to make you clench your butthole
shinohai: thestringpuller: I loll'd at your FagicalTux tweet
thestringpuller: tight butthole
mircea_popescu: "The severity of the bug is listed as high, and can be triggered by merely visiting a webpage containing malicious code or dapp." roflmao
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "new bug are discovered " << new bugs
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/WNi9A << meanwhile, in the prb cellars, the umpteenth 'soft' phork
mircea_popescu: aww
mircea_popescu: here's a hedgehog to celebrate http://67.media.tumblr.com/ff64cb992539e62afeb058b0fdf9a249/tumblr_nnuby6dWh01ra9e4oo1_1280.jpg
asciilifeform: that cross-pistols pose, that was here a couplea days ago
asciilifeform: where did it come from
asciilifeform: 'i'ma blow my chin off, twice for good measure'
mircea_popescu: i think it's from a series of action movies
mircea_popescu: something with cars and easy sluts
asciilifeform: mr hedgehog is either complete idiot or he collected and put in his pocket the firing pins before smiling.
mircea_popescu: cunt is anesthetic.
mircea_popescu: and in other boobs, http://67.media.tumblr.com/013d366ebd8f5f83c66f5ab25bda614e/tumblr_o04vgo4mYr1rrq7ino1_1280.jpg
hanbot: mircea_popescu> there's hundreds of shops, literally, and they all do it by hand. selection being what it is... << actually the majority of them suck in the over-sugared + giant ice crystals sorta vein, but we don't put those on your list ;)
hanbot: also, people who know why there's a traffic jam generally...don't end up in the traffic jam, lol
BingoBoingo: ty fxd
phf: don't think this was in logs, https://archive.is/scAgB "U.S. courts: Electronic surveillance up 500 percent in D.C.-area since 2011, almost all sealed cases"
asciilifeform: phf: and this is only the vanishingly rare occasions when they bother with paperwork.
trinque: but the dnc hacks were obviously the russians. ☟︎
asciilifeform: also gotta love that now 'guessed password' == 'hack'
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/hmw8D << elsewhere, in the land of lulz.
phf: well, They want to redefine the boundaries for obvious reasons. sort of an electronic version of jaywalking, or indecent exposure, or ..
asciilifeform: noshit.
asciilifeform: 'Now that it's looking like a Trump win is unlikely, you could argue that his supporters are following those conversations to their logical conclusion. You could also argue that Trump is feeding this narrative with his frequent proclamations that the election is “rigged." If you are among the 84 percent or so of Trump supporters who believe that is a legitimate issue, then it's an easy step from there to assume the riggers will hav
asciilifeform: e what's coming to them. (The presidential election is not rigged.)'
asciilifeform: gold.
shinohai: I'm sure the Texas voting machine glitch from yesterday will add gas to that fire.
trinque: there have been people reporting that all over
asciilifeform: 'beoble of lolmart' are good for 0 fire.
asciilifeform: see the oregon lulz thread from last yr.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/what-is-the-difference-between-bill-clinton-and-bill-cosby-a-qntest-with-bitcoin-prizes/ << Qntra - What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby? – A Qntest with Bitcoin Prizes
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/OHYrx << in other lulz, 'The battle groups will be backed by NATO's 40,000-strong rapid-reaction force, and if need be, further follow-on forces, for any potential conflict, which could move into Baltic states and Poland on rotation.'
BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/HillaryForPrison/comments/59pfva/what_is_the_difference_between_bill_clinton_and/
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/cQAPl << speaks for itself.
ben_vulpes: fuckin same exact product. amazon prime: 14.29. amazon /pantry/: 6.04
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: is the latter the subscription deal ?
asciilifeform: or was it the one where you pay some fixed sum for the crate, and then get to fill it with discounted items up to a certain mass
ben_vulpes: no prime pantry is this delightfully fucked thing where you have to fill a fifty pound box with shit before they'll give you any of it
asciilifeform: i'd rather play 'ranger' for msdos
BingoBoingo: lol
asciilifeform: where we also had this
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp22xCSMOyw << it.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-27#1559478 << it's really a pity you didn't live in the soviet times, the identity'd be worth so many lulz... ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-10-27 16:43 trinque: but the dnc hacks were obviously the russians.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile at doctor's office, http://67.media.tumblr.com/af8be75b3b6377a7c34013923e14681a/tumblr_nzqhlbtmCy1rrq7ino1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the point being that ALL THE ARMY NATO HAS, altogether, is about 40k and some ipads.
mircea_popescu: almost enough to steal a toothbrush.
asciilifeform: how many grunts does it take to push button.
mircea_popescu: no button is connected to anything.
asciilifeform: this can't be ruled out.
mircea_popescu: i just ruled it out.
asciilifeform: the not-connectedness, that is
mircea_popescu: i just did.
mircea_popescu: (amusingly the "royal navy" that was going to meet the russian carrier did nothing, it turns out ?)
asciilifeform: waiwat, this is confusing. ~is~ or ~is not~ connected ?
mircea_popescu: is not connected.
asciilifeform: ahok
asciilifeform: https://stashnode.com << in other lulz, 'why build a trb node, buy a prb box from stranger today!'
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/OHYrx/8d7a9f9c1fea2a8095f4a831d8e17d43ec708f6d.jpg << holy shit is that how english side looks now ?!
mircea_popescu: warsaw pact clone omfg!
asciilifeform: that's a pic of murmansk
asciilifeform: it was labeled as britain somewhere ?!
mircea_popescu: caption reads "a russian aircraft carrier passed tyhrough the4 english channel last week" https://archive.is/OHYrx#selection-3225.0-3225.92
mircea_popescu: also "barcroft media" shoots in murmansk ?
mircea_popescu: also that looks more like a heavy frigate ? is it an ac ?
asciilifeform: nfi.
asciilifeform takes it back, there is no such ugly in murmansk.
mircea_popescu: i have lived the best life anyone could have ever lived. fucking period.
mircea_popescu: THIS i am reading in the papers of the day ? i could shame the grandfathers with my stories!
deedbot: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/27/is-so-unfair-cycle-8/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 8
asciilifeform: !!up fromloper
deedbot: fromloper voiced for 30 minutes.
fromloper: !up
fromloper: thanks
asciilifeform: fromloper: who might you be ?
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all
fromloper: A curious fellow who stumbled into this channel from loper-os.org
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 683.0, vol: 5194.02270569 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 679.977, vol: 4740.92614 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 685.63, vol: 12179.34553369 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 693.398975, vol: 1961411.57200000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 683.0, vol: 1447.55403013 | Volume-weighted last average: 693.284454971
mircea_popescu: welcome then
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all --currency rmb
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: BTCChina BTCRMB last: 4700.99, vol: 1961117.66260000 | Volume-weighted last average: 4700.99
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i think one's caught in filter ?
BingoBoingo: !~bcstats
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Current Blocks: 436178 | Current Difficulty: 2.5361824664148953E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 437471 | Next Difficulty In: 1293 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 4 hours, 5 minutes, and 6 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
fromloper: thank you
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: OMG you linked to Youtube! http://qntra.net/2016/10/what-is-the-difference-between-bill-clinton-and-bill-cosby-a-qntest-with-bitcoin-prizes/#comment-76462
mircea_popescu: yeah.
shinohai: BLASPHEMY!
mircea_popescu: other things i've done today : girl bought some rubber doodads with a vacuum sucker at one end and a clasp at other end, i've been wearing them attached to forehead like horns.
BingoBoingo: Win
shinohai: You must make a pic of this the trilema header
mircea_popescu: i link to youtube and i horn people. whatever, it's my sweet body and i do what i want!
fromloper: sounds good to me
BingoBoingo: Let's come together as a skewl.
shinohai: I give mircea_popescu 666 flotsam in the morning, he grows horns in the afternoon.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: pics
mircea_popescu: nuh uh, this goes into the homemade pron stash.
fromloper: good bye and good luck on your future endeavours!
mircea_popescu: cheers.
mircea_popescu: "mommy, mommy, what does vip mean ?" http://66.media.tumblr.com/03272862a089e9a120ff58da9db83929/tumblr_nzqhmrQ8oT1rrq7ino1_1280.jpg
shinohai: Very Irriguous Pussy
BingoBoingo: And the joaks start rolling in
shinohai: wow lol
mircea_popescu: it's not a joak till someone gets hurt
mircea_popescu: then it's hysterical
BingoBoingo: 12 comments and 5 entries, the Qntest is officially underway!
BingoBoingo: SIX!!! http://qntra.net/2016/10/what-is-the-difference-between-bill-clinton-and-bill-cosby-a-qntest-with-bitcoin-prizes/#comment-76475
shinohai: I didn't expect it to gain traction for at least 24 hours.
BingoBoingo: lol
BingoBoingo: It's a joke contest not fanfic. Even with far lower prize attract interest because it seems like far less work.
ben_vulpes: https://twitter.com/ThaddeusRussell/status/785630313850417152
BingoBoingo: http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2016/10/pickup-truck-headlights-iihs/ ☟︎
shinohai: http://archive.is/3RcBq "I don’t lie but I frequently misunderstand because I’m highly intellectually intelligent.”
BingoBoingo: https://archive.is/Z9WBd
shinohai: The next stupid idea to hit Bitcoin, block time debate: http://archive.is/Yi3sE
shinohai: Brought to you by none other than an ETH huffer
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/RichCore9007/status/791717274478522368
shinohai: mkay
BingoBoingo: Oh Speaking of Oregon, news happened
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/all-militia-heroes-of-oregon-liberation-acquitted-by-jury-in-federal-court/ << Qntra - All Militia Heroes Of Oregon Liberation Acquitted By Jury In Federal Court