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asciilifeform: incidentally, i gotta wonder, who specifically is responsible for the 'fourty-one things THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW about $idiocy' crapolade that has displaced ~all other ads on www ? it even exists in ru .
a111: Logged on 2016-12-29 23:20 asciilifeform: type2 ( pete_dushenski's ) is the garden variety shitflood. which is sometimes solved by ip ban, but only in the case of 'shrapnel addressed to occupant', i.e. idiot prb nodes wildly spamming crapolade, and not in the 'bullet with your name on it' case, where somebody actually has a sybil constellation drowning your trb node in liquishit, with no SINGLE ip misbehaving in any way
asciilifeform: in other lulz, mircea_popescu , https://archive.is/HIr9r << i think we have the answer to 'why did asciilifeform get 64kb of crapolade in the guise of ZIPs from archive.is in july of '16 ? '
asciilifeform: in my observations there are roughly 2 factions of technocrapolade -- 'microshit': crashes, 'meat-like' malfunctions, shit soup of 'why does this exist', shithubs full of gender-fix-commits, etc; and 'crapple' -- ipnoje that worx 100% of the time you push the button, while slowly recording; amazon's widgets; google's spamless mail; and similarly appealing, sweet and carcinogenic nintendos
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: there is method. random js crapolade on some indian www may be monkey throwing shit against a wall. an item like 'amazon alexa' is not.
asciilifeform: ditto voice command crapolade
asciilifeform: now crapolade
asciilifeform: or, how much time does trb node spend rejecting crapolade from same idiots again and again
mircea_popescu: there is some value in accepting crapolade from randos.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i've been contemplating the correct way to make pseudonodes. way i see it is, it should still maintain a cache of recent blocks, and have a backhaul to mothership controlled by owner to request signed block checksums, and whole blocks if cache does not find; rather than accepting crapolade from randos
asciilifeform: could be generic crapolade for all anyone knows.
asciilifeform: (same folx as were responsible for 'prohibiting' static linking. see, if no dynamically-linked crapolade in process memory space, AND deadcode eliminated, then ROP will be quite painful to arrange !!)
asciilifeform: incidentally -- there is more to this crapolade than meets the naked eye. regexp is a fundamentally braindamaged concept -- not only in the way described by naggum (how do you infer false positives?) but also in the haskellian idiocy where 'reasonable' and 'thermonuclear self-annihilation' programs look nearly identical, and distinguishing them is np-hard
asciilifeform: y'know, crapolade that dijkstra warned against in 1972, when it barely existed even.
asciilifeform: srsly davout , trinque , you would compare 'verifymessage' to winblowz #ifdef crapolade ?
asciilifeform: megaturd of c crapolade.
asciilifeform: in other lulz, esp. in light of recent ipv6 crapolade 0day in linux kernel, https://www.ietf.org/mail-archive/web/ietf/current/msg100329.html :
asciilifeform: phf: no rush, it is not as if we had a chip fab in which to make clones, or even particularly want to make clone (i have 0 interest in perpetuating 20 years of mit undergrad young cocklet crapolade code)
mircea_popescu: wtf do you do all day in cascadia, not buying drinks for artistic adolescents ? what is their life work, not this crapolade ?
asciilifeform: type2 ( pete_dushenski's ) is the garden variety shitflood. which is sometimes solved by ip ban, but only in the case of 'shrapnel addressed to occupant', i.e. idiot prb nodes wildly spamming crapolade, and not in the 'bullet with your name on it' case, where somebody actually has a sybil constellation drowning your trb node in liquishit, with no SINGLE ip misbehaving in any way ☟︎
asciilifeform: spray of crapolade from $somebody, designed to bog down your node and have it lose all peers
asciilifeform: there's a bunch of if-then crapolade
asciilifeform: derivative crapolade ? paperpaperpaper!111
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: naturally by hitting ctrl-spacebar after each vague guess, and reading off the suggested menu crapolade, 'hmm... datesomethingorother...ctrlspace..now...nowwhat...ctrlspace!!1111!111ctrlspace'
asciilifeform: producing 1001 mutated pastes of $crapolade every day
asciilifeform: it is precisely to strip away the crapolade.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-25#1590439 << i read the original crapolade last year ☝︎
asciilifeform: (link -- loads, has a turd by same title and stock photos of 'collegiate' crapolade, i did not read further )
asciilifeform: even in piddling civilian postbox i get aaaaalmost enough crapolade to stoke a furnace with.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-23#1589083 << the shortest cycle possible in v (assuming that all of the patches are valid, that is, actually produce the hashes they indicate as descendants, as outputted by gnudiff, as opposed to a hand-sewn crapolade which does not) is a->b->a. this happens if you have a patch 'c' that has 'b' as antecedent but 'a' as descendant. ☝︎
asciilifeform: but i have nfi why to get attached to dross and nonorthogonal crapolade.
asciilifeform: and it is considerably harder to talk sheer circular crapolade via diagram.
a111: Logged on 2016-12-20 20:10 asciilifeform: at a certain point, if you attempt the operation, you start to ask 'why is there satoshi crapolade in my bitcoin2.0' rather than 'ooh neato, a repaired trb!'
asciilifeform: at a certain point, if you attempt the operation, you start to ask 'why is there satoshi crapolade in my bitcoin2.0' rather than 'ooh neato, a repaired trb!' ☟︎
asciilifeform: or the dozen hieroglyphic crapolades.
asciilifeform: even with ~microscopic~ limit it is an exponential explosion of crapolade and unfixable.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-13#1582504 << this sounds like a terrible idea. directly expose what amounts to 100s of MB of crapolade code by heathens, rather than 1pg by actual person ? ☝︎
asciilifeform: a very limited (functionally) BUT fully tmsrtronic fallback for imperial crapolade -- is the ticket.
asciilifeform: (leaf + proprietary crapolade)
asciilifeform: i deeply dun get it, what is so greatly sane about snarfing down the transubstantiation, trinities, etc. crapolade ?
asciilifeform: alternatively, tail -f /var/log/crapola.log &> crapolade_snippet.txt &
asciilifeform: if yer /dev/random is fed by intel crapolade, then also
asciilifeform: trinque: the 'fake newz' crapolade is being quite purposefully and deliberately drummed up, 'anything without the magic blue authenticity logo is FAEK' or the like.
asciilifeform: Framedragger: point is that wwwtronic crapolade can introduce arbitrary disjunction between what luser is doing and what he thinks he is doing.
asciilifeform: and i always liked to imagine that a pl/i programmer dies like the proverbial talmudist dies, when a volume of the megalithic encyclopaedia of crapolade finally falls on his head from the top shelf
asciilifeform: (btw when you throw acpi crapolade out of linuxbios, the binary shrinks 2x)
asciilifeform: where Official credentials are so heavy on arbitrary crapolade that they are ~worthless
mircea_popescu: much like the whole "social justice" crapolade : "news for geeks, stuff that matters", "web's most important blabla", "slashdotted" and whatnot - then when push comes to shove, it ain't worth enough to buy a middle class home.
asciilifeform: replaced with 'activism' and 'feminism'-flavoured crapolade.
mircea_popescu: who the fuck is going to be somehow able to charge enough for servers to pay some dude 150 an hour to read random crapolade copy/pasted by nobody on the internet ?
asciilifeform: why the FUCK does archive.is permit js crapolade in captured object to run?!
a111: Logged on 2016-11-08 18:31 asciilifeform: incidentally, anybody else's trb node under 'askfor tx somecrapolade' ddos ?
asciilifeform: incidentally, anybody else's trb node under 'askfor tx somecrapolade' ddos ? ☟︎
asciilifeform: (no moar mining of tx containing actual signature, vs 'anyone-can-spend' crapolade.)
asciilifeform: have organic crapolade mechanically separate self by nmr spectra, or something similarly outrageous.
asciilifeform: but if your picture of it is based on the ubiquitous southkr/usg crapolade, you would imagine it is a cargo cult pygmy set with straw airplanes.
asciilifeform: looks more like generic reddit crapolade
asciilifeform: https://github.com/zcash/zips/blob/master/protocol/protocol.pdf << it is not necessary to read all of this to understand the 'catch', it is the same as with the earlier 'ring signatures' crapolade
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559650 << can we lose the < > crapolade around links plox ? ☝︎
asciilifeform: before the whole 'gpu' crapolade went konsooomer.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-12#1554993 << somebody call rand corp, iirc they have patent on crapolade 'sim' ☝︎
mircea_popescu: ny sort of future in us republican politics, they've finally decided to take sleeping pills rather than wait quietly for the brown shirts. ). plus you know "trump enablers" and all sorts of similar crapolade from ~every other pack follower, from boston globe to whatever newspaper nobody read since 1991.
shinohai curses Debian for whatever crapolade is in newest release
mircea_popescu: looks like vodafone crapolade
asciilifeform: we will not be importing this crapolade.
asciilifeform: ~none of this crapolade will be standing in a century, much less 10.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: idea was that only gpg2 knows how to talk to the 'wks' crapolade.
asciilifeform: (for one thing, it expects the usual megatonne of crapolade automake relies on)
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: noshit.jpg. but consider, SOMEONE was audience for this crapolade !
asciilifeform: it can also inject crapolade, into any tcp stream whatsoever. this is not a hypothetical, the actual mechanism that is actually used was recently discovered.
asciilifeform: now somebody oughta generate crapolade keys for the names which signed the 'non-gag' ones, and sign the gags, etc.
asciilifeform: there will (and perhaps already are) a multitude of chumpers who believe they have X btc, while really they have some quantity Q, possible 0, of actual btc, and X-Q of gavinola, which consists of tx, somehow elaborately processed, that trb rejects as noise, and display as wtf 'shot into the sun' crapolade in any civilized block viewer
asciilifeform: https://gist.github.com/laanwj/9e5e404266a8956beabde522f97c421b#file-blatsting-txt-L362 << from earlier link, notes on reversing of recent nsa crapolade.
mircea_popescu: ahahahaha wait wait ; huffington post now pays shitty spam network outbrain to push its crapolade nobody reads anyway ?
asciilifeform: not unless i READ it, and i will not read 800KB of boilerplate sh crapolade.
asciilifeform: and horrors of the cthonian deep, such as real mode bios callouts (as in x11), or acpi crapolade.
asciilifeform: presently testing on a box that had the deps crapolade
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i'm not even bothering with that crapolade nao.
Framedragger: asciilifeform: "the sequel - was almost wholly free of mathematics, and replete with 'best practice because my arse thusly spoke' crapolade." << okay, that's sad, and an educational case
asciilifeform: the sequel - was almost wholly free of mathematics, and replete with 'best practice because my arse thusly spoke' crapolade.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-17#1523011 << afaik there is no fee market. there is folks slicing off underfee'd crapolade ad-hoc, but it is not same thing. ☝︎
asciilifeform: initially i missed the www-based crapolade entirely, because it simply did not occur to me that any serious number of people were dumb enough to ~use~ such a thing
asciilifeform: pilin' on the crapolade
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-07#1516310 << on top of all of this, as if it were not enough: intel's bios crapolade, at least such as have been released or leaked, builds STRICTLY under winblowz. i shit thee not, MB of .bat. ☝︎
asciilifeform: not consumer modem crapolade.
asciilifeform: in other lulz, the https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/7910/files ('segwit') crapolade is still going strong in prbland.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: whitened crapolade passes all known entropic tests, in fact considerably better than the 'real thing'.
asciilifeform: on turdroid this cripplement is absent, but things go in opposite direction, battery is eaten by 1,001 mandatory background crapolade
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-27#1510643 << the extra special lul is that the crapolade ~never~ worked! ☝︎
asciilifeform: any of the places this crapolade was pushed.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: many of the more egregious turds, have runtime-genned-by-js crapolade
asciilifeform: gotta love the tunnel-visioned elaborate crapolade these folks offer instead of very basic sanities
asciilifeform: srsly 13333333337 w4r3z meister BUYING itunes crapolade ??!
asciilifeform: even before you get to os/libs crapolade.
asciilifeform: but naturally crapolade built ~by~ and ~for~ disposable young cocklets, does not ~have~ a concept of '20 year old code i wish to run today'
asciilifeform: it is a textbook 'cutting apart' item: what does yacht cost if you cut away all of the dirigible crapolade
mircea_popescu: this only partially solves the www problem though. servers have to be lovingly helped to stay up over ddos etc crapolade ; why the fuck does apache not work properly etc etc. but these we can abstract for now i hope.
asciilifeform: jurov: i ended up in a delegation to an even lamer darpa thing, at one point, it was lysenko-level crapolade
asciilifeform: and this is not a problem with qi specifically, but with konsoomer crapolade in general.
a111: Logged on 2016-07-15 17:49 asciilifeform: long ago, i tried my hand at 'sane blogging engine' and barfed; simply can't stand wwwtronic idiocy, e.g,. 'logging in', 'browser state', https crapolade tower, css, etc.