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snsabot: Logged on 2019-09-14 15:45:52 lobbes: hrm, though I just thought of another rub: my mom actually cosigned my student loans. Which means if I default they will come after her for the money. Those damn octopus arms are everywhere

lobbes: hrm, though I just thought of another rub: my mom actually cosigned my student loans. Which means if I default they will come after her for the money. Those damn octopus arms are everywhere

asciilifeform cold, as a stone, to 'rock' and the other digestive enzymes of the octopus.

mp_en_viaje: nevermind what to disagree. stop sliding around all the time, it's like you have a cuntprocess in your head, the moment money starts being discussed you're suddenly an octopus on ice.

asciilifeform: this slightly prior to octopus with 'gott mit uns' lol

mp_en_viaje: http://btcbase.org/log/2019-04-24#1909699 << lotta these. the us shitversities exist principally through this orc anointment process these days. not that it'll last, but that's pretty much the last remaining octopus leg, not ablated yet. ☝︎

mircea_popescu: it's obviously enough how laughable monstrosities like http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-02#1846790 were even produced in the first place. "why does this thing leak more kb/s than an old style modem ?" "because we do all the memory handling inside a live octopus" ☝︎

a111: Logged on 2018-06-11 01:35 asciilifeform: https://archive.li/A4vO1 << various lulz in re that famous octopus.

asciilifeform: https://archive.li/A4vO1 << various lulz in re that famous octopus. ☟︎

a111: Logged on 2018-01-01 20:26 ben_vulpes: well now i'm listening to the beatles because a raffi cover of octopus' garden came on and i'd rather listen to the beatles and totally not 'cause y'all are a bunch of judgemental terrorists

ben_vulpes: well now i'm listening to the beatles because a raffi cover of octopus' garden came on and i'd rather listen to the beatles and totally not 'cause y'all are a bunch of judgemental terrorists ☟︎

mircea_popescu: in other fiat-octopus-withdrawing-from-salt news, https://forum.fiverr.com/t/payment-in-bitcoin/100989 << fiverr discontinues bitcoin payments.

mircea_popescu: now the problem with this is that the stupid beast ~quite deliberately~ (even if uncomprehended by the elements, subhuman as they are, composing that beast) presents them partially. so as to avoid you know, actual results, much like an octopus would touch a stove.)

mircea_popescu: sometimes i suspect asciilifeform has octopus helmet but with eyes, reads like that.

mircea_popescu: "we support urethra-only penis ; easier for end user, plus more octopus compatible this way too!"

mircea_popescu: not really. more because octopus arm gotta signal its attachment to octopus so the other worms know what's what.

asciilifeform: whereas anything demonstrably separate from the octopus, and that resists it, is a valuable thing.

asciilifeform: unfortunately merely talking about 'monopolist scum must die' -- does not kill any; intel still would answer, if octopus could speak, 'aaah lol, have fun porting eulora to abacus'

asciilifeform: if instead your box is an octopus of ip, and none of the clients have any business knowing ~all~ of the tentacles, the concept dissolves.

asciilifeform: if 'spec' contains an 'octopus gland of death', item that can be safely and unilaterally jettisoned by a player, it'll be jettisoned

hanbot: i thought it was "nothing is beyond our reach" or what's that idiocy with the octopus

mircea_popescu: re octopus - no other effect individually ; but living long is bad for the species, as hillary well exemplifies.

asciilifeform: in the case of the orphanages, they had 0 constructive purpose. they were like the 'death glands' on that one species of octopus. snip'em and you get octopus that lives for +2 yrs and no other effect.

mircea_popescu: the car can handle a little snow just liek the cunt can handle a little octopus

Framedragger: it's pretty cool :) what's that tho? i am most uncultured. lots of octopus, fish, assorted seafood was had, tho :)

adlai: BingoBoingo: this is top shit but as a Person i take offense at your using personal pronouns in reference to a mere octopus tentacle. sure, maybe the whole octopus aspires to tulpahood, but why extend the honor to a mere appendage?

mircea_popescu: no sense of proportion, like they got a coupla octopus eyes.

a111: Logged on 2016-08-16 14:45 asciilifeform: so now the octopus tendrils proclaim, that he died of dope, http://publicaddress.net/speaker/the-uncomfortable-silence

asciilifeform: i understand quite well that hearns, boecks, etc. are used and discarded by octopus, like condoms.

asciilifeform: well when instead of 'boeck said...' i say 'the lizard octopus proclaimed via one of its tentacles...' folks laugh.

asciilifeform: just that it is not a reliable part of the octopus. and is being brought into line.

asciilifeform: all statists are in many important ways part of same octopus.

pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: i momentarily considered stan as an operational partner, but then quickly recalled the ongoing s.nsa saga and how it's basically made "two weeks" (tm) (r) his middle name. not that i fault the 'poor' bastard. he only has so many dr. octopus tentacles with which to do maffs and whatnot. ☟︎

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is synthesis from earlier threads where you stated that yes, there are sybils, but your octopus of mpb connecting to various trusted folks, incl. over crypted links, is not sybilable

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'g' is another angle of attack against the octopus.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i suspect that they, supposing there were brains anywhere involved, ~tried~ to fight the octopus but eventually lost.

asciilifeform: sybil octopus can get between victim and miners as a whole. and yes, this is enabled by the concentration of hash power in a shithole kingdom.

asciilifeform: at any rate i am broadly unconvinced that network sybil octopus needs any kind of miners other than a small share of standard hashrate.

mircea_popescu: once some chick fucks an octopus AND CONCEIVES we're in mule territory.

assbot: Logged on 26-12-2015 15:26:10; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-12-2015#1353876 << so cheap is the octopus ink, but so laughably transparent - this idiocy is supposed to make folks forget about the tor 0day ?

asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-12-2015#1353876 << so cheap is the octopus ink, but so laughably transparent - this idiocy is supposed to make folks forget about the tor 0day ? ☝︎☟︎

asciilifeform: hence the octopus. but without some physical discouragement, they will simply take the legs of the octopus one by one.

asciilifeform: the answer is gossipd. or, in the short term, an 'octopus' topology with server(s) behind ciphered lines connected to a constellation of private exit proxies, similar to (iirc) what was used in mpex.

assbot: The Englishman and the Octopus | Idiot Joy Showland ... ( http://bit.ly/1j1d3hV )

pete_dushenski: https://samkriss.wordpress.com/2015/11/08/the-englishman-and-the-octopus/ << this one

vulpes_a_hopital: dictopus cocktopus, the octopus with cock tentacles in a toga

BingoBoingo: All last night, every 15 minutes, squeak squeak squeak as it plays with another mouse for quite a while liek it is eating a korean octopus dish

asciilifeform: getting just one person (not even talking about family, friends, pets, possessions, etc) permanently out of not only usa but the nato financial octopus - is probably more expensive than launching it into orbit

mircea_popescu waves at all the idiots reading here, imagining that http://trilema.com/2011/romanul-si-marea/ was never written, and one can just steal the octopus' suckers to put onhis own fingers.

asciilifeform: i mean, back to the story, all i had to do is reach across desk and grab a ttl serial octopus. but what are folks supposed to do who don't have one?

assbot: Octopus Video | Whitezine | Design Graphic & Photography Inspirations

mircea_popescu: fluffypony: it looks like a B getting probed analy <<< would you prefer an octopus ?

asciilifeform: it being a tendril of the octopus in good standing (whatever appearances to the contrary) - why susprised.

punkman: fun tip: if you have a shitload of octopus, cement mixer is a good way to tenderize them

BingoBoingo: Well, If the US media was really that effective at promoting trends from Japan I would expect more emergency room visits from squid and octopus related injuries of the genitalia. Alas...

ozbot: Facebook chief depicted as hook-nosed octopus - Europe - Al Jazeera English

jurov: oh, and i heard cascadian national animal will be tree octopus :D

mircea_popescu: Bugpowder aww and i was eating all these oranges trying t oturn my stomach into an octopus!

punkman: I'm gonna make some octopus stew tomorrow, maybe blog the recipe

punkman: deadweasel, catching an octopus is just a great way to start the day

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mircea_popescu: a bright octopus could probably be trained to break these

truff1es: Cthulhu has been described as a mix between a giant human, an octopus and a dragon, >>> and i thought u were just hitting buttons