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thestringpuller: preet just called, he wants his defendent back.
BingoBoingo pretty sure that is the wrong cart for that load https://i.imgur.com/qE6kGWQ.jpg
BingoBoingo: "I bought this toilet and it already had shit it it!"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform tacked on yeah. but iirc we didn't.
shinohai: !~later tell diana_coman http://ix.io/1tOB
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it was in crypto-'13. iirc, the original 'here is how much amazonium it takes to break n-bit rsa'
mircea_popescu: this is a 2015 re print
asciilifeform looks
asciilifeform: ah this is the one where they added 'and now it costs ~ a hundy, and plenty of idiots still remain to whom to do it'
shinohai: Apparently a new round of DoS attacks on ETH ... this time on *parity* clients
mircea_popescu: aww.
mircea_popescu: but i thought come at me bro!
shinohai: Well, they asked for it
mircea_popescu: i dunno anything makes one so happy as derps who dunno when to quit.
mircea_popescu: particularly well fed by this entire "you are a special snowflake and have rights and nobody can ever rape you"
mircea_popescu: + of course the "money is of no consequence, plenty of things more important '''in life'''" bit, not to mention the "you gotta just keep faith and hold out forever!" etc.
mircea_popescu: usg is the ultimate lolcow factory.
shinohai: As long as I have a gas station to work in, I can ride out teh storm and keep huffin'
mircea_popescu: werd.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in "productive travel" news, http://66.media.tumblr.com/acaf02eb8ff46c553e67bab94dd775ad/tumblr_mkgnh7mKc91rubadgo1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: get the whole couchette compartment is still the best way to travel
shinohai: What a lovely posterior
mircea_popescu: nature helps teens.
deedbot: http://cascadianhacker.com/least-effort-signups-in-django << CH - Least-Effort Signups in Django
mircea_popescu: what the fuck is an automatic login.
ben_vulpes: what the fuck is a password
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: elaborated upon
mircea_popescu: what's to elaborate, i have nfi what the guy you quote wants to do.
shinohai: http://archive.is/VkjX4 <<< nothing like free booze to lube the blocksize debate
trinque: he's also way too fuckin excited about django
trinque: should always come off like you're clearing your throat the morning after a moonshine bender
mircea_popescu: shinohai "will you give a shit ? let us know in comments below". apparently they forgot to add to the pinoy workorders, because about as empty as evan fraggart's gaze.
mircea_popescu: "senior editor of bitcoin.com", 17yo.
shinohai: Hey it's hard to find any decent help when you recruit from reddit, even if you do supposedly have millions in btc
mircea_popescu: guess so.
mircea_popescu: amusingly, this is almost exact replay of a story 4 years old. aanyway.
shinohai: I loll'd at his tweet earlier this morning, so ecstatic that they have 1% of all mining power on their phork
shinohai: IT'S HAPPENING
mircea_popescu: 1% today, two percent tomorrow!
ben_vulpes: WE! ARE! THE ROGER VER PERCENT!
ben_vulpes: (tm)(r)(occupy*)
shinohai wonders why he doesn't call his fork "Bitcoin Uncensored"
mircea_popescu: i need roger ver percent because i don't want beer to dictate my body shape!
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2016/body-heat/ << Trilema - Body Heat
deedbot: http://www.contravex.com/2016/10/06/voltaire-money-adnotated-part-2/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Voltaire. Money. Adnotated. Part 2.
mod6: does anyone else have this issue running asciilifeform's lamport example diff commands? http://dpaste.com/00VJ9E2.txt
asciilifeform: mod6: it's a wordpress idiocy
asciilifeform: try as i might, i was unable to zap the space between the < and (.
asciilifeform: 'diff < (./lamport_decode.sh sha256sum pubkey.txt < encoded.txt)' should be 'diff <(./lamport_decode.sh sha256sum pubkey.txt < encoded.txt)' .
asciilifeform: (possibly not wp per se, but the plugin i used to format code fragments. i fought with it for a while, and gave up)
mod6: ah got it.
mod6: yup works if i use it like: diff <(./lamport_decode.sh sha256sum pubkey.txt < encoded.txt)
mod6: anyway, onwards and upwards.
asciilifeform: because that is the correct syntax. the other - rubbish.
trinque: mega-useful and syntactically befuddling sugar for bolting the command inside to a fifo and passing as argument
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> i need roger ver percent because i don't want beer to dictate my body shape! << For eight easy payments of cyan dollars you too can be Roger VERified media Impire editeroror
shinohai: Make controversial deal with Marxists, fail, still win Nobel prize http://archive.is/Nzs7u
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/1tVA
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: shinohai hey, that's what nobel prize is for, entirely. "tried and failed to socialism".
mircea_popescu: deep reason stalin never got it : he looked too much like succeeding.
shinohai: Guess that's why they gave Bahamas one too.
mircea_popescu: he moar like failed to try, but sure.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform write "<(" as "&lt;(" and it'll work. as a geenral rule i run a s/</&lt;/ on all text to go into wordpress. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: and in other django &c lulz, http://www.darknet.org.uk/2014/08/xml-quadratic-blowup-attack-blow-wordpress-drupal/ (scroll down for the poc)
mircea_popescu: entirely unrelatedly but just as lulzy, http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ro_courts_suck.png (ro court prosecuting the brother of ex president replaced his name with ex president's name because what the hell's in a name! thus giving hope to every guy inside who ever said "you got the wrong guy!")
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-07#1553848 << putting this in ONCE resulted in the &lt; and &gt; VERBATIM mutilation of entire post! by the code renderer. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-10-07 11:41 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform write "<(" as "&lt;(" and it'll work. as a geenral rule i run a s/</&lt;/ on all text to go into wordpress.
mircea_popescu: o.O
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: because of you and trinque i have fallen in love with s-exp
mircea_popescu: ah i see, <pre class="bash" ruins it yeah.
mircea_popescu: and in other frathouse news, http://66.media.tumblr.com/5bdb6d0bc1d55c1c73028818c201aaaa/tumblr_nh7ytjWgis1t9x8svo1_1280.jpg
shinohai: God the cnemis on that girl though.
mircea_popescu: the...shins ?!
shinohai: The part of the leg between knee and ankle, looks like it has been through a chipper.
mircea_popescu: it's compressed. she's got a nice girth to her, a foot and a half of ass.
shinohai: Oh yeah she got booty for sure.
mircea_popescu: kinda how that goes.
mircea_popescu: no idea who'd prefer her as a cocksucker seeing how her assets are at the other end and i'm sure there must be a nicely racked blondy to suck it instead, but hey. college kids, dunno what's what.
shinohai: I won't fault compression though in favor of an adequate posterior.
asciilifeform: relatedly, https://archive.is/oR3Et
shinohai: ^ qntra's that when BingoBoingo wakes up
mircea_popescu: pffff. listen to them go, "Making money off the backs of innocent human beings by allowing them to be exploited for modern-day slavery is not acceptable in Texas,"
mircea_popescu: it'd better GET fucking acceptable in texas, because the "innocent human beings" have no practical utility past that and so it's either it becomes acceptable in texas or texas becomes unacceptable altogether.
shinohai: Incarcerating them and forcing them to do labour, a-ok however!
mircea_popescu: shinohai it's ok for the state to steal, of course. it's just not ok for any person to run a business.
shinohai: Sad though, backpage has always had superior profferings compared to Craigslist.
mircea_popescu: obviously.
mircea_popescu: "I mean really, coming from someone my age, there is too much access, like it's too easy for people to get on it and post an ad," she told California Special Agent Brian Fichtner, according to his affidavit. << the narrative.
shinohai: Kinda the whole point of the platform.
mircea_popescu: kinda the whole problem too. us senate held a fucking hearing into "omaygerd media people from phoenix are disturbing the star pattern!"
mircea_popescu: anyway. should be fun to see how this plays out once gossipd.
mircea_popescu: considering how sensitive the fuckers turn out to be to the topic, sex "trafficking" sounds like a perfect driver.
shinohai can see the headlines from Roger Ver "This wouldn't have happened if we had bigger blocks to hide all the trafficking tx's in."
mircea_popescu: "modern day slavery" ie "not being taxpayer" for the fucking win already. what is wrong with these people.
mircea_popescu: "we already sold every head of cattle as participating in the real estate threadmill! doing anything else with your life IS TAX FRAUD!!11"
shinohai: http://archive.is/cLXWx <<< /me would like to borrow mircea_popescu 's machete to thrash people like this.
mircea_popescu: wait so they go naked ?
shinohai: The story would have had a happy ending if that were the case.
shinohai: But this is the puritan state of Utah.
mircea_popescu: amusingly, they plug it straight into the whole "rape culture" forced meme.
mircea_popescu: funny how deeply aware they are of the power transactions occuring. as per the current kink high, "giving boy power" = bad ; but giving women very similar power over, eg, "whether fuck jokes are acceptable in the workplace" is doublespent as "fairness" or "equality" not as a power grab.
shinohai: No one ever bedevils Joesph Smith for perpetuating rape culture however, funny.
mircea_popescu: because hey, cheerleader suits have been around forever but boys still managed to control themselves ; whereas joking about coworker's boobs has not been around forever nor could anyone expect subhuman females to control self.
mircea_popescu: shinohai the strat is to go after cases. "we have these here three horny fifteen year olds, ergo your site is banned. what, they're three out of fifty million ? ha-hA! you're not on the usg list of google apple etc, so your 50mn don't count. only fb's 50 million (which they misrepresent as 5bn) count. LISTS!!"
mod6: mornin'
mircea_popescu: hola
shinohai: hiya mod6 o7
mod6: how goes this mornin?
mircea_popescu: not bad.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> it's compressed. she's got a nice girth to her, a foot and a half of ass. << indeed, looks good suckin cock.
shinohai: Good here, btw disregard my pm re: making old floppy images using perl
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/backpage-ceo-criminally-arrested-on-pimping-allegations/ << Qntra - Backpage CEO Criminally Arrested On Pimping Allegations
mod6: rapid news!
mircea_popescu: lol
shinohai: https://twitter.com/WhalePanda/status/784062111966171140
shinohai: I think eth devs intentionally make the most faggoty sounding names for patches.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: in other news, node blackholing is still here and healthy. ☟︎
phf: "Brain training exercises just make you better at brain training exercises (bps.org.uk)"
mircea_popescu: i dunno ... ass training exercises don't just make you better at ass training exercises...
phf: "When her best friend died, she used artificial intelligence to keep talking to him ☶ cogsci theverge.com"
mircea_popescu: what the...
phf: kind of makes sense, if you're a markov chain, and so are all your friends, it only makes sense
mircea_popescu: sense that it makes i don't see sensible.
BingoBoingo: Sense, once made, is markedly not sensible!
mircea_popescu: in other sense, i have this pot full of lovage on the balcony. it rocks ; by now it's the size of having eaten a small baby.
BingoBoingo: Awesome.
shinohai: "Gov. Pat McCrory has let become law without his signature a bill transferring money from a disaster-relief fund to pay to defend the state against lawsuits over HB2."
shinohai: At least their is no hurricane coming or anything like that
ben_vulpes: mats and other reversers: http://bits-please.blogspot.fr/2016/05/qsee-privilege-escalation-vulnerability.html
ben_vulpes: found in: http://www.fredericb.info/2016/10/amlogic-s905-soc-bypassing-not-so.html
asciilifeform: meanwhile, from the dept. of sad sacks of shit, https://download.wpsoftware.net/bitcoin/wizardry/mimblewimble.txt >> 'Q. If you delete the inputs, double spending can happen. A. In fact, this means: maybe someone claims that some unspent output was spent in the old days. But this is impossible, otherwise the sum of the combined transactioncould not be zero.'
mircea_popescu: wut ?
mircea_popescu: oh, derps working to destroy bitcoin txn verifiability ?
asciilifeform: aha! them.
asciilifeform: who else.
shinohai: I refuse to read that on the grounds it might give me cancer
mircea_popescu: here's the beauty : any idiot can delete anything he wants. heck, out of the ~7 bn pointless ruminants currently masquerading as members of the human race, we could say all actually "have" bitcoin, it's just they... deleted it.
mircea_popescu: so ?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: i would not rule out the bootrom.bin being identical, or similar, to the one in the amd thread. and the linked author's refusal to share it is rank cowardice, must point out.
asciilifeform: re other ben_vulpes link, ' I've responsibly disclosed this vulnerability to Google and it has been fixed...' << why the FUCK does anyone still do this.
asciilifeform: 'hello, is this hitler? i saw there is a hole in one of your camp fences, untermenschen are escaping, send help quickly'
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/no-longer-sterling-pound-plunges-6-1-percent-over-two-minutes/ << Qntra - No Longer Sterling Pound Plunges 6.1 Percent Over Two Minutes
BingoBoingo: ^ More fence holes!
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: linked in part because i had a hunch
ben_vulpes: and nfi re the second point
ben_vulpes: stockholm? paid to?
ben_vulpes: utterly nfi.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform for that exact reason. most of the taxpayers are complicit and group-guilty.
ben_vulpes: comment section even enforces usg.identity
ben_vulpes halfway tempted to install the openid wordpress plugin, but...meh.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-07#1553903 << lol, where didja expect it to go. it isn't like the old soviet jamming of 'voice of america', this one doesn't cost anything. ☝︎
ben_vulpes: hyuuu the littoral lolz continue! LCS bumped into a tug and opened up a foot-long crack along a weld seam.
ben_vulpes: five of the stringers bent!
ben_vulpes: god the things are made of plastic.
mircea_popescu: us is the new china, by now china has much better plastics than this 1982 shit
thestringpuller: wow that was brutal
deedbot: Freenode confirmed to operate out of a Florida trailer park.
ben_vulpes: confirmed
trinque: !!up phf
deedbot: phf voiced for 30 minutes.
ben_vulpes: surely there's another server somewhere they haven't restarted.
shinohai: http://archive.is/cJUpe <<< kek
BingoBoingo: Hold your kek
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/nsa-has-a-booz-problem-a-special-roundup-xtend-tmr/ << Qntra - NSA Has A Booz Problem, A Special Roundup Xtend (TM)(R)
BingoBoingo finally got to link human latrine pig
shinohai: Brilliant BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: tyvm
adlai: BingoBoingo: this is top shit but as a Person i take offense at your using personal pronouns in reference to a mere octopus tentacle. sure, maybe the whole octopus aspires to tulpahood, but why extend the honor to a mere appendage?
adlai: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-03#1533854 << a) "fully private" does not exist, anywhere; b) cryptonote scales worse than sleeve of wizard ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-09-03 01:17 Bugpowder: a cryptonote fork that provides user selectable transaction privacy, from public (like bitcoin) to fully private (only sender and recipient know) using ring encryption.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo epic how many and varied benefits the eth derives from it's large, fast blocks.
mircea_popescu: ita*
mircea_popescu: eg https://archive.is/GcW40
BingoBoingo: lol
BingoBoingo: adlai: zher is not a personal pronoun
shinohai: ^
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/BD09C2257D5A0DEBAC696557EBB958142B9539C659D026E58AB3845452F8E56B << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 94031244202143566798174534423023440637356261691582919641171828044851605209359 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.15.245 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.15.245 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.15.245@mkj.lt
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/BD09C2257D5A0DEBAC696557EBB958142B9539C659D026E58AB3845452F8E56B << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 94031244202143566798174534423023440637356261691582919641171828044851605209359 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.15.245 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.15.245 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.15.245@mkj.lt
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/FF7EC31B8BB8331F4258E2E2A925B3910B5BFF267CD0198179DB9608531A359A << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 94031244202143566798174534423023440637356261691582919641171828044851605209359 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.25.33 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.25.33 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.25.33@mkj.lt>;
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/5B7E4D990A326021D8A8638FF696364559C4D1B58D094E364C5073BFFA1053AD << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 94031244202143566798174534423023440637356261691582919641171828044851605209359 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.15.217 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.15.217 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.15.217@mkj.lt
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/B15BA97449730B77391588D044E743E5A4941CBFCB6BCA98B06687FEE4BE295B << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 94031244202143566798174534423023440637356261691582919641171828044851605209359 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '187.189.249.9 (ssh-rsa key from 187.189.249.9 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+187.189.249.9@mkj.lt>;
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/306C0F0E71E4E318D91B570C39D2F006E88D6DC6BB28EAE578AA7F9FA7130F08 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 94031244202143566798174534423023440637356261691582919641171828044851605209359 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.15.203 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.15.203 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.15.203@mkj.lt
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/77311723EF51EADBF3E3615659ED1BEB51E16C760DC775312A3EB3D3C0D38BB9 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 94031244202143566798174534423023440637356261691582919641171828044851605209359 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '187.189.249.15 (ssh-rsa key from 187.189.249.15 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+187.189.249.15@mkj.lt
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/FB494169C3F62599BB2172BD0FF6890E544904729144F5EB460C0431FC9C91D6 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 94031244202143566798174534423023440637356261691582919641171828044851605209359 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.25.153 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.25.153 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.25.153@mkj.lt
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/E5390BE9E6E89CE076F6C9772CDBD0DA54461E9AA97382E080FEA3BB16C1D455 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 94031244202143566798174534423023440637356261691582919641171828044851605209359 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.19.117 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.19.117 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.19.117@mkj.lt
ben_vulpes: goodness