assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7136 @ 0.00083497 = 5.9583 BTC [-]
nubbins`: apparently ubuntu supports touch
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58500 @ 0.00083385 = 48.7802 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Use lenovo x120e's are running $150-300 and do great with most Linux and BSd distros
twizt: lenovo towers are great
nubbins`: BingoBoingo: will look into that, thanks
twizt: some people are all about apple, im all about lenovo haha
BingoBoingo: Mine's just around 2 years old. I've taken apart most everything but the battery in the course of replacing the fan.
nubbins`: my last office job, every computer in the building was a lenovo
nubbins`: actually, every computer across the country
nubbins`: anyway, friend popping over. thanks for the advice
twizt: i bought 4 X220 tablets
twizt: i have too many computers....
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14214 @ 0.00083381 = 11.8518 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: twizt: Honestly I picked my X120e for the amd fusion chip, and I've fallen in love with it for the keyboard
twizt: you have the mac style keyboard?
twizt: with the red ball mouse
BingoBoingo: the keyboard has chiclet keys, but they have enough curve on top to make navigation something other than a pain
pankkake: yeah I like my keyboards like I like my women, with curves
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18686 @ 0.00083273 = 15.5604 BTC [-]
pankkake: asciilifeform: there are many third party services making batteries, so I wouldn't be so sure about that
coinslot: cointerra and bitfury need to ship already so PETA can start mining! grrrr
pankkake: I wouldn't be surprised. and it's expensive too
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: There have only been a couple revision to this model, but to the best of my knowledge the battery is identicle until the one released a couple months ago.
pankkake: thankfully I don't really need laptops
BingoBoingo: I really only need 10-20 minutes of battery so I can take the thing out to the garage for smoke breaks, then again that is prolly why I keep having to replace the fucking fan
twizt: i smoke weed around my laptop all the time
KRS1: but does your laptop deserve such pleasures
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21401 @ 0.00084035 = 17.9843 BTC [+]
KRS1: Wells Fargo is getting bitcoin friendly.
KRS1: They just agreed to allow PlayCoin Entertainment to open an account with them.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.49 BTC [-]
pankkake: do they know it's a bitcoin business?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30600 @ 0.0008454 = 25.8692 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Browsing Overstock.com I can help but enounter shitty design decision I haven't faced in years. Why the fuck do all of hese watches with Quarts movements have second hands
PLambert: you want a watch without a second hand?
BingoBoingo: PLambert: If it has a quartz movement, yes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.0029406 = 0.2941 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 40 @ 0.005 = 0.2 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27400 @ 0.0008454 = 23.164 BTC [+]
KRS1: idk what they know pankkake
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2713 @ 0.0008454 = 2.2936 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: green could be more comfortable to wear
BingoBoingo: Thank you kakobrekla Green does seem more comfortable. I might go with that.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14087 @ 0.00084551 = 11.9107 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 160 @ 0.002997 = 0.4795 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: pankkake: I'm just looking for something shiny I can pick up while paying tribute to new used electronics BTC Jesus (pronounced like the Janitor rather than the savior)
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Too gone for that. Vexual has all of the tools he needs to become Vexual. He just needs to control the mess nao.
BingoBoingo: That fucker feel like exactly how you might imagine a third of a pound of diving equiptment feels on the wrist
kakobrekla: i stoped wearing my binary wrist watch after i got my first cellphone that showed time
kakobrekla: www.hybrid.pe.kr/tt/attach/1/7035478176.jpg
BingoBoingo: I just ordered the green one so nobody order from overstock.com until it arrives. We can't be feeding scamzors can we?
kakobrekla: i hope you went for the red one, nsa is reading this.
Azelphur: I was one of the first 500 backers...supposed to ship this month
kakobrekla: i dont need smart anything, if anything i need stupid stuff
kakobrekla: anyway, i dont use a wrist anything anymore since cell took care of that, but even cell i use once a week on average
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Well the wrist to metal ratio on this pushed me to get the red/[and][or]/green one.
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kakobrekla: hehe yeah but expect 3 mics installed!
Azelphur: haha I have a phone and tablet that I use regularly
kakobrekla: BingoBoingo i bet your arm feels a lot lighter if you take that thing off eh
kakobrekla: "watch it people, i took my watch off"
BingoBoingo: Yeah. I picked that think up when I worked at a mall kiosk the year before BTC happened
BingoBoingo: NSA can't read my time... without a microphone... that wouldn't have to be very sensitive... because it is awfully loud
BingoBoingo: This is seriously a bad precedent though, if only people who fell for scams pointed out scams every scam would be unconditionally loved decades after having gone totes scam
kakobrekla: i imagine he is that dumb he would try that, but my info is easily obtainable
BingoBoingo: Well, one just has to care to check the S.BBET contract.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 25 @ 0.005 = 0.125 BTC
BingoBoingo: I think I need to make a cryptostocks account. Imma make a mining farm. S.Potato
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5300 @ 0.00084507 = 4.4789 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Imma farm like 10 potato plants. ANd when they grow ptotatos I'll sell them for BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21150 @ 0.00084461 = 17.8635 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: It will be insured too. If the potatos don't grow I'll buy some at the store.
kakobrekla: yeah well btc is clearly on top now and potatos are on the bottom
BingoBoingo: Maybe in July I'll open the S.Potato delivers BitBet, but this might be a bit small for BitBet
kakobrekla: dunno, maybe it will suffice if you make it a club
BingoBoingo: Nah, this will be the stupidest and most predictible asset in BTC history.
BingoBoingo: Perfect for people who want to short BTC and long potatos
BingoBoingo: Fuck this shit. Cryptostocks wants 1BTC to list a security. I plan on growing maybe 5-20lbs of potatos.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 262 @ 0.00084551 = 0.2215 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Just used the contact us for to let bitcoinpotato.com know that I want his domain
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28388 @ 0.00084566 = 24.0066 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 1000 @ 0.000501 = 0.501 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 550 @ 0.00084328 = 0.4638 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 1000 @ 0.0005 = 0.5 BTC [-]
ozbot: BBWAA.com: Official site of the Baseball Writers' Assn. of America.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33245 @ 0.00084457 = 28.0777 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 25 @ 0.005 = 0.125 BTC
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Some baseball writer crowdsourced who would appear on his Hall of Fame ballot and nao the other baseball writers are butthurt
BingoBoingo: Well, these examples happen in defferent contexts.
BingoBoingo: The baseball writer is a specialist tasked with preserving the cultural memory of a pursuit a large part of the population has an affinity for.
BingoBoingo: The programmer is a specialist tasked with making Java do something in one particular case.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 35 @ 0.005 = 0.175 BTC
BingoBoingo: If I was playing on IRC I'd be rather indifferent. I anticipate no one I play chess with on IRC actually playing. I just assume they are all using fruit or whatever the fashionable engine is nao a days. The value in playing Kasparov would be the trash talk.
BingoBoingo: I dunno what the price to get Kasparov to actually play nao would be though.
BingoBoingo: His entire brand nao is pretty much built on the fact he doesn't play
BingoBoingo: AnywaysI could lose to web wakers just about as easily as I can lose to Kasparov.
BingoBoingo: Well the top player now Carlsen plays as though he just pulls whatever opening books reddit suggests he play
BingoBoingo: I dunno that I'd be able to appreciate playing a real Kasparov game since most of the beauty happens in the middle and endgame normally
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20100 @ 0.00083764 = 16.8366 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Whether that happens I imagine depends on the first move that gets picked.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Depends on when in the game RNG chess kicks in
BingoBoingo: If RNG chess doesn' have a good opening book you might need a rather large sample size of games to evaluate players
BingoBoingo: If the RNG plays as white for any first move other than 1 d4 and the other than 1 e4 and 1 f4 the RNG's winning chances are diminished at the start
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 650 @ 0.00084221 = 0.5474 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: truffles: Even the best engines still require human intervention in the first 12 moves to compete at a high level
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well the thing is astoundingly poor play can can longer to lose a game than plainly naive play
BingoBoingo: The 3-5 move mating combinations generally happen against people with some ideas of principles of the game. People who come in blind actually tend to defend agaist them more frequently in my experience.
truffles: ure saying machine cant beat human at this time?
BingoBoingo: truffles: asciilifeform is saying a human can't lose to an RNG, a specific type of machine
BingoBoingo: Most chess engines don't actually work from very different principles at the moment which is why Fruit will open with 1. f3 a disappointing number of times
truffles: does a human do random moves though
BingoBoingo: truffles: Humans don't do good random moves
BingoBoingo: Instead of a useful link there is a fucking banner ad
truffles: i think ure above 900 for sure
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 9000 @ 0.000107 = 0.963 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: truffles: On over the board play against people I can spit on I'm rated in the 930's
BingoBoingo: I did it in grade school and throughout my adult life so far some bars with decent Bloody Maries have held tournaments
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1080 @ 0.00084221 = 0.9096 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: So I'm not 887th best in the world. I'm 887 on a scale from 0 to 3000
BingoBoingo: So... I sent the BBWAA an email asking for membership. I wonder if they will negligently accept me as Bruce Schneier's comment section did.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: He rejected a lot of people in this channel supposing Cardano announcements
truffles: what kind of requests twitter?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00084045 = 13.9515 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 9608 @ 0.00010001 = 0.9609 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: I was the one who got a link to MP's airgap response to stick there after a lot of rejects from here
KRS1: cardano isn't even insured
BingoBoingo: truffles: Seems like he is a government agent
BingoBoingo: truffles: Not till you find him inside your wife
KRS1: hell of a place to be in any circumstance
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1200 @ 0.00084221 = 1.0107 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: KRS1: WTF would insurance benefit a cardano anyway
BingoBoingo: No, you insure the plane so other causalties pay you . Insuring the parachute only pays your survivors.
KRS1: Low blow at the Cardano. Recently the world's first insured storage service was launched in the U.K.
KRS1: insteresting analogy BingoBoingo
KRS1: The whole thing is hosted on AWS and GoDaddy..security so gaping you can drive a lorry though
truffles: seems they always find some way out of it
KRS1: can I use n.korean proxy for leet bonus points
BingoBoingo: Oh, speaking of chenese proxies... If anyone is investigating the TradeFortress shit: the accounts o Bitcointalk named TradeFortress, MtDox, and Scotaloo might be the same person.
BingoBoingo: Also... TF seems to definitely lived in Norther Australia In the first 2/3rds of 2013 or found a bunch of people running tor exit nodes in the same apartment complex
KRS1: sorry wanted to mak it clear "world's first insured [bitcoin] storage service was launched in the U.K."
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Seems like the sort of exploit that would be reserved for a higher return sort of gig
BingoBoingo: KRS1: And overstock.com takes btc but I recommend no one use them until my watch arrives so we know they aren't too much scam
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well from conversations earlier 10 BTC prizes aren't worth zerodays yet
KRS1: overstock scam? serious?
KRS1: overstock is huge bro
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Yeah the dude who wanted 1BTC to play for 10 when enough players funded the pot
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Some day people who pawn will be a big enough market to move their collected btc without sinking the boat. That day Linode will finally be bigger than Godaddy.com
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00084178 = 3.8722 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: If the FBI every raids Linode and takes their private keys that will be you know the Jig is up and that kill switch is imminent asciilifeform
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 820 @ 0.001 = 0.82 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 167 @ 0.002997 = 0.5005 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: I was drunk at the time, but since I was auth'd I still have that 0.2 BTC on reserve to sweeten the pot MP offered for that chess tournament
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.48999879 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.49244949 = 0.9849 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04999999 = 0.25 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00459412 = 0.4594 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 124 @ 0.001 = 0.124 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG.F2] 1 @ 0.59899999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 250 @ 0.00445946 = 1.1149 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 50 @ 0.005 = 0.25 BTC
BingoBoingo: "When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing."
BingoBoingo: truffles: No quoting FFVII, you want that rematch so you can beat me again?
BingoBoingo: k, but we dunno if overstock.com is scam or not
truffles: the internet is supposed to connect us right
truffles: whyd they make these location dectectors
truffles: the never ending battle i have with google search!!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.02619999 = 0.2358 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.49458333 = 2.9675 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.49499879 = 1.485 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: truffles: You are starting to sound like vexual
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 1920 @ 0.00045 = 0.864 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 2000 @ 0.00045 = 0.9 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: ...Right now, I really don't know, But I know one thing."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00084125 = 0.8413 BTC [-]
truffles: well i instantly like ppl who enjoy art etc
truffles: vexual seems very cultured so ofc we may have similiarities :D
truffles: things have calmed down here, how about that game?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00084125 = 0.8413 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: truffles: IRC carries the same information just as well
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.0262 = 0.524 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: truffles: I merely suppose we keep using the medium of communication we ahve been, but if you insist...
BingoBoingo: 1. d4 BTW I will hate myself if you don't answer with d5 c6 and still win
mircea_popescu: "we are making a hardware wallet in the sense of this software you can put on your usb card"
mircea_popescu: this has been like the lulziest forum report in a few weeks.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You mean other than Kate has testicles?
BingoBoingo: truffles: For Srs who plays which fucking color?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: just remember we don't use overstock.com until they show they aren't scam
BingoBoingo: truffles: Game looks like 1. d4 d5 or am i playing not you?
truffles: uh something happened where game switched and now im playing as white hmmm
BingoBoingo: truffles: This is why IRC kicks the ever living shit out of websites that pretend to d things and don't actually
truffles: we're playing 2 games it seems
BingoBoingo: truffles: Maybe, just remember my enhancement to the pot only applies to games in this channel
BingoBoingo: truffles: Of the game before the tournament because you want a rematch for winning why?
truffles: yo mama jokes never seemed funny to me
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: (this part of the game is why I might pay for a Kasparov game, but they would be most fun against Anand)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11050 @ 0.00084125 = 9.2958 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.48000001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.481 BTC [+]
ozbot: 1418481395.26264 | Next Diff in 574 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.4432% in 3d 3h 11m 16s
ozbot: Italian police decipher 'Mafia code' in initiation script - Telegraph
mircea_popescu: a bright octopus could probably be trained to break these
mircea_popescu: nevertheless, "It was deciphered by two police officers with an interest in codes and word puzzles.
mircea_popescu: The breakthrough came when they decoded the symbol that represented the letter C, which enabled them to slowly begin to understand the rest of the strange alphabet."
mircea_popescu: the state the world is in ;/ soon enough we'll be seeing teh media report on single moms that have discovered peroxide in a bottle in their medicine cabinet (who knows how it got there!)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30950 @ 0.00084132 = 26.0389 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.46664586 = 3.7332 BTC [-] {5}
BingoBoingo: Well, this game truffles is going to be made to play a proper end game
truffles: my brain tends to fk up everytime it's idle
BingoBoingo: truffles: You and vexual accused me of an allergy to this vodka shitl I'm trashed. Do something.... Bitch...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25065 @ 0.00084626 = 21.2115 BTC [+] {2}
truffles: im bored waiting for u to move!
BingoBoingo: truffles: It has been your move since like forever
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 120 @ 0.54043081 = 64.8517 BTC [+] {17}
BingoBoingo: Dude as much as you resisted the inevitable
BingoBoingo: I am the internet's lowest common denominator unless proven otherwise
BingoBoingo: But yes, one move I did forget I had to hit the confirm button.
truffles: well im assuming ud play faster
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 712 @ 0.00467205 = 3.3265 BTC [+] {14}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30250 @ 0.00084066 = 25.43 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: K... I issued a challenge and playing white you got just three choices... e4... d4... and a suck on this dick...
truffles: im gonna have to play tomorrow or later
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.0008396 = 15.8684 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00482613 = 0.4826 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: dude truffles We are tied, we have to break this
truffles: took u forever to mate with that queen :-0
BingoBoingo: I am also sorry if I couldn't find a faster checkmat in that position
truffles: i thought i had a chance for a bit
truffles: so apparently i started another game with some random
BingoBoingo: truffles: We are tied in our al time series though, and I am fucking trashed.
BingoBoingo: Maybe truffles Or maybe I jsut don't liek mother fuckers who try to save face with lies, you know liek how TradeFortress tried
BingoBoingo: If you keep on bitching we will create places such that you can be sore in more than just th eloser place.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 72 @ 0.005 = 0.36 BTC
truffles: just as long as the "we" = "I"
BingoBoingo: Right now I am in the place where there was chili and there was macaroni, and I was too hungry for both of them so I nao eat both of them.
BingoBoingo: truffles: We, I, and Yo mamma can all coexist
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10250 @ 0.0008396 = 8.6059 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: As asciilifeform hit on earlier though, if you aren't from the communist bloc, you aren't a scary opponent
truffles: it was like a tldr chess rant os
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 200 @ 0.54995999 = 109.992 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: truffles: You think you have it in your for a re-re match or would that be too retarded?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 85 @ 0.5499647 = 46.747 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.55 = 1.1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00489879 = 0.9798 BTC [+] {7}
BingoBoingo: Just remember we don't know if overstock.com is scamzors or not
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.55 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.04999999 = 0.15 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 81 @ 0.00489999 = 0.3969 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26584 @ 0.00084144 = 22.3688 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18925 @ 0.00084685 = 16.0266 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5555 = 1.111 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11227 @ 0.0008478 = 9.5183 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 103 @ 0.0049 = 0.5047 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 280 @ 0.0029406 = 0.8234 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24250 @ 0.0008481 = 20.5664 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1306 @ 0.0029386 = 3.8378 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00499991 = 1 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.561 = 1.122 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.005 = 0.255 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 98 @ 0.005 = 0.49 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4825 @ 0.00084694 = 4.0865 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32850 @ 0.0008422 = 27.6663 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83248 @ 0.00084296 = 70.1747 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42877 @ 0.00084872 = 36.3906 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36369 @ 0.00084876 = 30.8686 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.561 = 1.122 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
Vexual: if bongo bought a green and a red watch, he could repeat Hafele–Keating
ozbot: Time dilation experiment - YouTube
Vexual: well instead of chicks saying, hey nice seiko, they could ask why he has a watch on both wrists
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.0262 = 0.131 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 25 @ 0.005 = 0.125 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23700 @ 0.00084876 = 20.1156 BTC [+]
Vexual: this chan spits out a half decent sitcom script every week
Duffer1: ya pretty easy to see how MP keeps up with near daily trilema posts
Vexual: with sardines and halved cherry tomatoes for vinegar
Vexual: hot crusty loaf direct from the oven
jurov: KRS1: i do have dark greyblue eyes and blondish-brown hair.. not very straight, tho
Vexual: was that from the ice age episode?
jurov: no im just digging out some convo from yest
jurov: grep the log for "blondish-brown"
Vexual: yeah im still visualising sitcoms
Vexual: hey does coinbr have a way for me to hold a stock like no such labs for some years with lesser fees?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43300 @ 0.000847 = 36.6751 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10900 @ 0.00084856 = 9.2493 BTC [+]
Vexual: coz 25 grand over two years should come with advice on how to store my fozen mammoth steaks
Vexual: did you see ibm are selling ap access to their watson servers?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39300 @ 0.00084856 = 33.3484 BTC [+]
Vexual: seriously that shit is funnier than people worrying about the price of bitcoin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 92 @ 0.0051 = 0.4692 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 82 @ 0.00516599 = 0.4236 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Cypress Hill feat. Roni Size - Child Of The West official video HQ - YouTube
ozbot: I shot the sheriff (Roni Size Remix) - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.56 BTC [-]
ozbot: Folk Uke/ Shit Makes The Flowers Grow & Knock Me Up - YouTube
ozbot: Arlo Guthrie Motorcycle Song With Johnny Cash - YouTube
Vexual: kako whats my jukebox tab?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39918 @ 0.00084856 = 33.8728 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27900 @ 0.00084856 = 23.6748 BTC [+]
jurov: Vexual: if the stock won't pay more dividends than above in 2 years, is it worth it?
jurov: it isn't worth (or at least a priority) for me, sorry.
jurov: just use passthroughs
jurov: and if there aren't passthroughs because nobody wants to run them, then it just proves my point
Vexual: episode 9 million: a secure supermarket secures someones spud concern
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.55 BTC [-]
ozbot: Aloe Blacc - I Need A Dollar (Ben E & Falki Remix) - YouTube
ozbot: Flight Facilities - Clair De Lune (feat. Christine Hoberg) - YouTube
mpexbot: mod6: S.MPOE Bids: ['12850 @ 0.00084648', '41700 @ 0.0008411', '90000 @ 0.00083979', '74838 @ 0.00083963', '17550 @ 0.00083947']
mpexbot: mod6: Asks: ['18446744073709437393 @ 0.00084856', '18446744073709495078 @ 0.00084876', '23308 @ 0.00085124', '19900 @ 0.00085178', '19900 @ 0.00085178']
mod6: some is wrong with those qtys methinks. heheh
mod6: irc from cellphone is kinda neat.
Vexual: kakos getting a smortwatch from kickstarter
mod6: that will be even trickier. lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25700 @ 0.00084648 = 21.7545 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: perhaps one can shout at it
mod6: KLINE ALL THE SCAMMARZ
Vexual: u wamnt me to search the wbe?
mod6: aight at train stop. bbs.
Vexual: elegius does well when people are proving new hardware?
Vexual: pankakke got a block :)
ozbot: More about Caesar cyphers pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
gribble: 1 BTC = 915.99996 USD = 669.779170752 eur
Vexual: i wish i knew more of other languages
Vexual: thats a good days work mircea
Vexual: must have taken the italian police many manyears to get there
Vexual: i suppose someone gave them the key
Vexual: he i can already see a word in the orginal text that hasnt been transposed correctly
☟︎ Duffer1: italian doesn't have j, k, y, x, y analogs
ThickAsThieves: "Jennifer started to have inner course [sic] with the gun and stated, 'Who is crazy, you or me?'"
ThickAsThieves: She then allegedly extracted the firearm from her pork holster and held it to her boyfriend's head, at which point he disarmed her and "put the gun in the toilet"
Vexual: worked better when it was the chick from machete
nubbins`: escrow john k. missing since november 29!
Vexual: he came back a week later
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Vexual: is he holding mega-coin?
Vexual: didn't he once go by big dick john ore some such?
ozbot: Ultra Rare Casascius Physical Bitcoin Lowest Mintage OF ANY SUB 500BTC Coin | eBay
Vexual: privkey might be worth that b4 listing is up
Vexual: i could :) whens the aution finish?
Vexual: at the very least you won't pay fees
FabianB: mircea_popescu: 18`446`744`073`709`494`272
FabianB: S.MPOE in those quantities exist?
jurov: FabianB: yes they do, if mpex overflows
ozbot: S.MPOE last 12850@0.00084648
jurov: ;;calc 0.00084876*18446744073709494272
jurov: that's mpex technology from nasa... on overflow below zero it switches to warp drive
kakobrekla: >?Never touched by bare hands. Air-Tite case.?
kakobrekla: how do you know they are not casascius ass pennies?
nubbins`: well, an ass wouldn't leave fingerprints
nubbins`: so essentially you wouldn't trust any private keys generated by it
nubbins`: reaching back to yesterday's convo, i wonder how suitable an olpc would be
nubbins`: you can install another distro
nubbins`: something to do with their own security mechanisms iirc
nubbins`: what did they call it, bitfreeze or something?
ThickAsThieves: what is it with people asking if there is a prospectus for NEOBEE
kakobrekla: well i get asked for panacea prospectus and there isnt one.
Vexual: neobee feels prospectusy
nubbins`: i was going to say "because havelock doesn't make them easy to find", but the prospectus is linked in the first paragraph of the overview
ThickAsThieves: you cant even look at it on Havelock without seeing the prospectus
nubbins`: TBF italicized URLs are hard to notice :)
ozbot: York defends allowing student to snub working with women - Toronto - CBC News
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.0052999 = 0.2915 BTC [-]
Vexual: so grossy was so glossy in a racist chinese accenmt reffering to the neobee prospectus
Vexual: chinese got here at the same time as britons
ozbot: Romper Stomper (1992) - IMDb
nubbins`: tat, apparently a not-insignificant portion of the population has a branch up their ass about immigrants
nubbins`: not unlike any other country on earth, i suppose
ThickAsThieves: oh it's like that think where you hate yourself in others
ThickAsThieves: i wonder how natives feel about immigrants complaining about immigrants
nubbins`: nod, took me a while to warm up to it
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the thing here is that it'd seem to actually give someone the lie
mircea_popescu: either the police or the press, but provably that cypher does not translte to anything
Vexual: its an initiation thing mircea?
Vexual: Ndrangheta is calibria?
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.50064128 BTC [-]
nubbins`: that's up there with "salmon canyon" and "ham wallet"
mircea_popescu: well if you pork her... it stands to reason your porker goes in her pork holster.
nubbins`: well sure, but i didn't expect el reg to be so vulgar
nubbins`: looks like some kind of "zany news" subsection tho
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nubbins`: wouldn't mind one of those silver rounds, altho the two descriptions can't even agree on the purity
Vexual: can we get the other pages?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.0052999 = 0.2067 BTC [-]
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1724845769.51 based on data since last change | 2001616333.84 based on data for last three days
ozbot: 1418481395.26264 | Next Diff in 501 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.5688% in 2d 17h 29m 57s
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin difficulty at or above 2B before Feb 2014
Vexual: we don't even know if that cypher is cracked yet...
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo what's the record for the largest bet in vegas ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I'll have to look around to fund that information.
Vexual: id look for five, hand etc, with dialects and extra letters added everywhere
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 913.631, Best ask: 923.358, Bid-ask spread: 9.72700, Last trade: 913.631, 24 hour volume: 7176.93808471, 24 hour low: 873.5, 24 hour high: 943.0, 24 hour vwap: 917.15255
ThickAsThieves: bitbet needs a bet that it will have the biggest bet ever
mircea_popescu: the ~1500 bfl march bet is still a record in nominal terms
jurov: Mhm, in old hungary there was someone who lost a castle in a bet...but no ide how much is that worth in todays money
Vexual: probly wasnt everything he had tho
Vexual: yeah he went to live in a tent with his whenches
jurov: Maybe, don't know.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 200 @ 0.00280859 = 0.5617 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.04999999 = 0.5 BTC [+]
ozbot: Playing for sheep stations - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2870 @ 0.00084527 = 2.4259 BTC [-] {2}
pankkake: I'd like a laptop with mechanical keys
pankkake: I couldn't care less about thickness
BingoBoingo: Sounds like Codeine "This drug is not narcotic unless metabolized"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 243 @ 0.003 = 0.729 BTC [+]
ozbot: Out of the mud, on to the beer expo - Local - The Telegram
nubbins`: i wonder how long until this guy discovers btc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.04999999 = 1 BTC [+]
Duffer1: we clearly need more assholes in this space
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.02649 = 0.1854 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 80 @ 0.003 = 0.24 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 40 @ 0.005 = 0.2 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04999999 = 0.25 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24800 @ 0.00084621 = 20.986 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.02649 = 0.7947 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00529699 = 0.2648 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00084874 = 14.0891 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 48 @ 0.00294529 = 0.1414 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 372 @ 0.00294035 = 1.0938 BTC [-] {4}
ozbot: New Report Details Bitcoin's Potential Threat to the Federal Reserve – Bitcoin Magazine
ThickAsThieves: "At Bitcoin’s current scale of use, it is likely too small to significantly affect the Fed’s ability to conduct monetary policy. However, if the scale of use were to grow substantially larger, there could be reason for some concern."
ThickAsThieves: "the Fed’s ability to conduct monetary policy rests on its ability to increase or decrease the reserves of the banking system through open market operations."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.54925258 = 1.6478 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.56149251 = 2.246 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 120 @ 0.0029395 = 0.3527 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 150 @ 0.0029395 = 0.4409 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00299978 = 0.12 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35464 @ 0.00084529 = 29.9774 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00524999 = 1.05 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 22 @ 0.00524999 = 0.1155 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3000 @ 0.001 = 3 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18431 @ 0.00084494 = 15.5731 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37750 @ 0.0008459 = 31.9327 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3000 @ 0.001 = 3 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36057 @ 0.00084901 = 30.6128 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5887 @ 0.00084494 = 4.9742 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7313 @ 0.00084494 = 6.179 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.049605 = 0.4961 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 500 @ 0.001 = 0.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29651 @ 0.00084494 = 25.0533 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 60 @ 0.005 = 0.3 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 240 @ 0.0029998 = 0.72 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 65 @ 0.003 = 0.195 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 440 @ 0.000485 = 0.2134 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1995 @ 0.001 = 1.995 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34000 @ 0.00084459 = 28.7161 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22949 @ 0.00084941 = 19.4931 BTC [+] {2}
bob___: benkay: I like this line "Inflation could also occur if the Bitcoin network develops fractional reserve banking"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47027 @ 0.00085184 = 40.0595 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24740 @ 0.00085389 = 21.1252 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: what do you mean bitcoin network?
bob___: ask the congressional research service (benkay's previous link)
benkay: the question is what the pointy headed ones in the usg mean by the bitcoin network, pankkake.
pankkake: oh, I ignored because .pdf. yeah, ok, that clears it up
pankkake: we had plenty of fractionnal reserves already
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19542 @ 0.00085512 = 16.7108 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8200 @ 0.00084456 = 6.9254 BTC [-]
KRS1: you know the tcpip ethernetwork bitcoin network thing
KRS1: i plug the tcpip cable into
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27850 @ 0.00084777 = 23.6104 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26300 @ 0.00084704 = 22.2772 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.555 = 1.11 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.02764733 = 0.8294 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1425 @ 0.00009347 = 0.1332 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33650 @ 0.00084821 = 28.5423 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11120 @ 0.00085512 = 9.5089 BTC [+]
benkay: does the setting of interest rates by the US Fed count as 'capital allocation'?
benkay: mircea_popescu jurov davout and bankers et al