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mircea_popescu: anyone even use webwallets anymore ?!
shinohai: Not anyone in their right mind, or maybe they need TradeFortress to reappear and inculcate that lesson again.
mircea_popescu: the notion that anyone ~even wants~ yahoo...
mircea_popescu: whole shebang's like one of those scottish "castles", worth maybe 50k for the stone and negative however millions for its unfunded obligations
mircea_popescu: in yahoo's case, all the shitheads running around thinking them,selves experts and entitled to salaries
mircea_popescu: starting with the ceo.
shinohai finds it interesting that *all these hacks* have occurred under Marissa Mayer at helm.
mircea_popescu: marissa mayer 2020!
shinohai: "She won't break the glass ceiling. she'll just leave the building unlocked!"
mircea_popescu: prostitution is when you get paid. melissa meyer is when you do it for free.
phf: before tumblr mayogendered there was a tumblr weird internet culture, thatused to post porn, internet explorer running on windows 98 screenshots, weird 3d renderings, porn, lisp screenshots, etc. basically the whole scene got destroyed by mayer with the whole "all porn is now marked as nsfw and force removed from all the search results". the weirdest, shoot-self-in-foot
phf: move
mircea_popescu: o btw, check out the cognates : (more, less) > (mayor, lawyer)
mircea_popescu: tumblr porn still alive and well
mircea_popescu: but yes, you correctly identify a hidden reference in my linkage
phf: yeah, but as a "porn only" niche, tumblrs that would occasionally post porn mixed with random other found junk all disappeared
mircea_popescu: ya
mircea_popescu: also a very stupid "age" bs.
mircea_popescu: as if teens don't wanna watch it go in
asciilifeform: was it mayer who sent megatonne of gratis hardware to ftmead out of 'patriotism' ? or was it the other Great Female CEO
asciilifeform: nm it was fiorina , apparently
asciilifeform: i have these 2 symlinked inside my head for some reason
mircea_popescu: they're not that distinct
mircea_popescu: sorta obama, but in "woman" rather than "black" theme.
asciilifeform: re much earlier thread:
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i was apparently wrong, eizo S2133-BK is still made & sold
asciilifeform: about 1k usd new in box.
asciilifeform: honest 4:3 thing, ips, 1600x1200, the worx.
mircea_popescu: im not gonna import it to this shithole.
mircea_popescu: buenos aires ~= foxhole in vietnam.
asciilifeform: have it put in the next case of strega or what was it.
mircea_popescu: i do not wish for it to exist here.
asciilifeform: that dire, huh
mircea_popescu: let the orcs pochoclo.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i have never hated a people, or anything, even vaguely in the same ballpark as i hate these mutant retardoids.
mircea_popescu: if i could glass it right now, i'd glass it right now,
mircea_popescu: nqa.
asciilifeform: maybe revisit usa ! you'll be cured in three minutes.
mircea_popescu: i don't think you grok the basics. which is understandable - nobody does.
phf: asciilifeform: is it matte?
asciilifeform: which basics. i import eizo here too, they aren't born in usa
asciilifeform: phf: of course
mircea_popescu: let me indulge your sweet ignorance. the sidewalks here are paved, which is stupid but whatever. ALL curbs contain bumped tiles all around. it drives women nuts because anti-heels landimine.
mircea_popescu: for a long time we thought they were idiots in the sense, "it's for securidad - anti ice". except it never ices.
mircea_popescu: today, two years later, we finally figured what they're REALLY for :
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i must report, these are being installed here ! just recently made mandatory.
mircea_popescu: the locals are such utter imbeciles, without those things they'd walk right into traffic. THEY DO NOT KNOW road is a thing.
mircea_popescu: you know those bumpers on speedway for sleepy truck drivers ? that. except for mouthbreathing bipedals.
mircea_popescu: and this isn't the end of it, or the peak of it. this is just a random example out of an endless pile.
mircea_popescu: it was recently established that the best mental model for "wtf they're doing" is : if they've not seen/heard of a thing in the past two days, THEY UTTERLY FORGOT IT EXISTS.
mircea_popescu: perfectly fits the universal pattern of missed deliveries/meetings/etc.
asciilifeform: egypt was different?
mircea_popescu: i firmly believe that most of the employment turnover here is, long weekend, after which people literally forget they worked there.
mircea_popescu: very different.
mircea_popescu: egypt had an intensity of making a living you've not seen since jewish ghettos.
asciilifeform can picture this
asciilifeform: 2 or 3 missed printolade boats and argentina could , in theory, convert to egypt
mircea_popescu: i don't think so.
asciilifeform: ( iirc this nearly happened in early 2000s..?)
mircea_popescu: argentina appears a manufactured africa. not dumb by evaporation, but dumb from selective fractionation. apparently all the idiots came here. worst of italians, which is already pretty well selected for fail etc
mircea_popescu: basically argentina the country is the statal equivalent of the us profession of lawyer.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-14#1583359 << hilarious idiot parade, btw, i nearly missed this ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-12-14 23:49 shinohai: Roger Ver: "But a bunch of bitcoin supporters don't like centralized web wallets? That's crazy talk." http://archive.is/GHUXj
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/6EE7B13E060CF82A9C48A50B4BDD8AFC0ADB8FADCC588CE01978A65768FD58B4 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 2163...9329 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown DE)
mircea_popescu: anyone making bets on phuctored count end of 2017 ?
mod6: as far as broken moduli? or dups?
mircea_popescu: moduli
mod6: I'll say 1431 b0rk3d moduli.
mod6: lol, that's probably gonna be way low, but i'll stick with it.
mircea_popescu: o.O
mircea_popescu: im thinking like > 10k
mod6: yeah, certainly could be. i guess i wasn't initially thinking about the SSH keys.
mircea_popescu: of course nopt much of a bet, someojne could just make 1mn bad mods and pump them in.
mod6: ah, ya.
asciilifeform: ^ this is doomed to eventually happen
mircea_popescu: yes. marissa meyer figuring out math, also.
asciilifeform: at which point intake hopper will immediately go to wot-only
asciilifeform: (not so many 'wild' submissions this year, the only notable 'pop' that comes to mind that was 'from wild', was the german thing)
mod6: ah ya
mircea_popescu: o noes! but how could this be! open source is a viable model! with a billion fly eyes, all weak mods are shallow! clinton 2016!
mircea_popescu: i'm getting into a very "code sharing good ; open source bad" mood over here.
mircea_popescu: CSinOS.
mircea_popescu: code sharing is not open source, bitchez!
asciilifeform: http://www.xach.com/naggum/articles/3144685738025120@naggum.no.html << see also
mircea_popescu: "code should be made available for review to any user ~of the appropriate fame level~"!
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/12/bitcoin-network-difficulty-up-8-16-yellen-announces-higher-interest-rate-target-hours-before-increase/ << Qntra - Bitcoin Network Difficulty Up ~8.16%, Yellen Announces Higher Interest Rate Target Hours Before Increase
mircea_popescu: lol so what, increase moved ? :D
mircea_popescu: anyway, i guess pete_dushenski wins that interest rate bet ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Bitcoin Difficulty up, yellen tries to premept?
mircea_popescu: oic
mircea_popescu: poor lockheed.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: i haven't won quite yet. i let ben_vulpes change the time window to only include trump's exact and official term, not the transition period, so jan 20 and four years onwards. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: ah ah
mircea_popescu: lol watch that they set it at 8.75 on jan 19th and then spend a decade shashing monotonously to 4.25
pete_dushenski: lmao just to make ben_vulpes even richer old joo
mircea_popescu: oic, HE's the joo
pete_dushenski: well, not the only one ofc. you're also one, stan idem. then there's adlai and i dunno who else we can annoint with the honourary distinction.
mircea_popescu: wait me ?! i'm not even named benjamin!
pete_dushenski: except for the whole "jews are niggars are enemies" angle, which i haven't quite resolved for myself yet
pete_dushenski: !~google site:trilema.com i'm obviously a jew
jhvh1: pete_dushenski: No matches found.
pete_dushenski: baloney!
mircea_popescu: ah those are the journajews.
mircea_popescu: terrrribly sorry to tell you sir we here at mp house got all cock parts. striiictly full penis.
mats: i wish i was born into a jewish family
mircea_popescu: in china or in general ?
mats: being a chinese jew would be useful i bet
mircea_popescu: chijew!
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: where does this tiny jewdick meme originate ? i can't say it, um, measures up with anectodal experience.
pete_dushenski: mats: my younger brother had the priviledge of betting a chijew on trip to eretz israel. they exist.
mats: how many dongs were involved in your survey, pete_dushenski
mats: for science
mircea_popescu: the pact of the covenant or some shit ? you know, where they cut bits off babies.
pete_dushenski: mats: lol. at full attention : 1 in-the-flesh. which is really the only way to tell anything. seen tons in whatever camp shower but doesn't tell you much.
pete_dushenski: !~google chinese jews
jhvh1: pete_dushenski: Kaifeng Jews - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaifeng_Jews>; Kaifeng Jews - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaifeng_Jews>; Chinese Jews of Ancient Lineage Huddle Under Pressure - The ...: <http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/25/world/asia/china-kaifeng-jews.html>
pete_dushenski: arite. kaifeng.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: ok but haircuts don't make you shorter. even going bald doesn't shrink a man, though a correlation obv exists with advanced age.
phf: i read somewhere that at some point china top sellers were books like "how to raise a child like a jew" etc.
mircea_popescu: when i was a kid my hair was like 5% of my height and i got pix to prove it!
pete_dushenski: lol. being chinese is so fucking opposite of being a jew i don't even know where to start. number 1 selling book in nigeria might as well be "how to raise child like a norwegian"
pete_dushenski: and i hope it is!
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: i also have a solid 2" added to height atm. 'manbun'.
pete_dushenski: so musk named to trump advisory panel. too soon to declare tod on tesla perhaps. or trump has short squeeze on full blast.
mircea_popescu: he does a lot of this "name everyone, use half". republican dork on capitol hill also named, s.b.'s aide.\
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> ah those are the journajews. << Like mouse can mean "quiet girl with glasses" or actual vermin
mircea_popescu: like.
BingoBoingo: Anal-ology!
phf: "And when they discover he is Jewish? “The Chinese think we are the smartest people in the world, after the Chinese,” he said. “They say, ‘Very clever, very good at business.’ It’s an honor to be Jewish in China. They say they would like to imitate the Jews.” Among the best-selling books in China this year were “The Jewish People’s Bible for Business and Managing the World” and “The Jewish Way of Raising Children.”"
phf: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2009/01/05/kosher-takeout
mod6: they're saying -24 deg. F/-31 deg. C here on Saturday :/
mod6: too cold to shoot birds even!
BingoBoingo: OMG, almost at the -40 convergence point mod6
mircea_popescu: heh it's 20 here.
pete_dushenski: mod6: careful not to freeze your foreskin off :P
mod6: haha
BingoBoingo: Polar penis is a real condishun
mircea_popescu: i think that counts as a freejew
phf: a jewbie
pete_dushenski: sounds organic, that'll cost extra
mircea_popescu: lol
mod6: when it gets that cold for a number of days or whatever, getting back up to 0 feels nice!
mod6: fuckin crazy
pete_dushenski: mod6: and if you don't plug your cars in or park in a (preferably heated) garage, it's uber-ville for you.
pete_dushenski was rather annoyed that his fleet wouldn't start during recent cold snap. fists were shaken.
mod6: yeah, it usually helps to plug 'em in, especially if it gets down below -25 deg. F.
mircea_popescu: wtf bs engines are these ?
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/even-in-israel-more-and-more-parents-choose-not-to-circumcise-their-sons-1.436421 << somewhere around 2% of little jewboys aren't letting the mohel suck 'em off at day 8. ☟︎
mod6: anyone with antifreeze
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: it's usually the battery, not the engine.
pete_dushenski: cells... freeze.
mircea_popescu: hm. i dunno man, cold start in -20 ambient was a solved problem in the 90s.
mircea_popescu: mah old mercs never had the issue. of course... diesel. but certainly only shitty chino batteries froze.
mod6: so, the batteries don't do that great in the cold. but the real problem is the antifreeze. plugging in the blockwarmer runs current through the antifreeze so it won't freeze.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: -20 is no prob. it's -30 or -40 with windchill that's the issue, even with old merc.
mircea_popescu: that yes.
mircea_popescu recalls a bunch of impromptu gasoline fires.
mircea_popescu: "wtf are you doing" "warming the engine"
pete_dushenski: lol
mod6: when my old man was a kid, out on the farm he would put hot coals from a fire under the oil pan in like a '40 pickup to get the oil viscous enough to crank it over when it was cold like that.
mod6: or so I was told.
mircea_popescu: i believe it.
pete_dushenski: thankfully there is a splendid and ultra-cheap service called 'ama' here and they'll boost even the most frozen cars with what must be 1000amps, up to 5x per year for $80
mod6: cool
mod6: i hope they flood the rinks this week.
pete_dushenski: ya, never needed it till this winter when i lost my beloved u/g heated parking. still adapting.
pete_dushenski: mod6: that, yes!
pete_dushenski: got new skates to try this season
mod6: nice. i need a new stick, then I'm ready.
mod6: if you try to flood the rink when it's -25 like that, the ice will turn out too brittle and get this weird horizontal fracturing... coming off in like sheets.
mod6: but if they do it like now at 0, then give it a chance to go into the deep cold, you'll end up with reall excellent hard ice.
mod6: fast ice.
mod6: *really
mircea_popescu: yeah gotta flood it at like 1
mod6: yeah, i hope they're out there tonight.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-15#1583509 << 0 cockchopping in su fwiw. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-12-15 02:59 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/even-in-israel-more-and-more-parents-choose-not-to-circumcise-their-sons-1.436421 << somewhere around 2% of little jewboys aren't letting the mohel suck 'em off at day 8.
mod6: i always wanted to moonlight as a zamboni driver
mod6: lol
pete_dushenski: !~google best ice in nhl
jhvh1: pete_dushenski: Ice palaces: NHL arenas ranked - Chicago Tribune: <http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/chi-nhl-arenas-ranked-photogallery.html>; NHL Players Poll: Which team has the worst home ice ? - Yahoo Sports: <http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/nhl-players-poll--which-team-has-the-worst-home-ice-174332400.html>; Best /worst ice in the NHL - HFBoards: (1 more message)
pete_dushenski: pretty sure edm is usually up there.
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: 0 'religion' other than 'stalin is god' too.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: plenty of religions.
mod6: pete_dushenski: yeah, i can imagine that florida has horrible ice.
mircea_popescu skated in georgia. wasn't too bad.
mod6: im sure it has probably a lot more to do with how they operate the refrigeration system than anything
mircea_popescu: fo sho
pete_dushenski: mod6: ambient humidity too
mod6: air temp in the arena matters too.
mod6: yeah
mircea_popescu: georgia is humin.
mircea_popescu: humid*
mod6: and if you're not willing to spend the cash on the air cooling, that can make problems.
phf has a reasonable open rink a block away
asciilifeform: ( in the religion pete_dushenski was thinking of, stalin played role of 'devil' rather than god, since '53 at any rate )
phf: not sure what they do to it, but pretty sure they can run it in summer
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: it was a time of 'progress'. old traditions had to be downgraded. ex nihilo 'traditions' upgraded.
pete_dushenski: phf: we have year-round ice rink... in shopping mall.
asciilifeform: for whatever reason, mutilating children was not in fashion there, then, fwiw.
pete_dushenski: probably an experiment in seeing if socialists could still be manufaktured without choppychop.
pete_dushenski: who says socialists never try new things ?
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: are you talking georgia us or caucasus ?
mircea_popescu: us
pete_dushenski: aha.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform skopiti!
pete_dushenski to whack shuttlecock
mod6: The Atlanta Flames moved to Calgary in like 1980...
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu has first-class time machine, does he know.
mircea_popescu: lol
mod6: they've had hockey down there for quite a while
mod6: !~tlsb
jhvh1: mod6: Error: "tlsb" is not a valid command.
mod6: !~tslb
jhvh1: mod6: Time since last block: 33 minutes and 59 seconds
mod6: tomorrow is supposed to be 83 in BA.
mod6: that sounds so nice
mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: weather here is nb.
mod6: nice day for a walk down past the canal to the park.
mircea_popescu: yeah i think ima go for a nightwalk later.
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/6EE7B13E060CF82A9C48A50B4BDD8AFC0ADB8FADCC588CE01978A65768FD58B4 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1361...5333 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown DE)
phf: mircea_popescu: "take everything out of Might and Personality/Intelligence respectively, pump up Personality/Intelligence respectively and Speed" is that what it's supposed to say?
mircea_popescu: yea actually.
mircea_popescu: cleric needs personality doesn't need int and sorc vice-versa. so that respectively works magic.
mircea_popescu: fine example of how to fuck a parser, this.
phf: aaah
mircea_popescu: respectively = natural language DWIM keyword.
phf: mircea_popescu: did you have to install any of the original windows blob dlls to make graphics not-screwy?
mircea_popescu: nope.
phf: hmm, poop
mircea_popescu: use wine 1.9 series though. are you using it via play on linux scriptage ?
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-15#1583452 << what let, you drafted it incorrectly and i fixed it ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-12-15 02:29 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: i haven't won quite yet. i let ben_vulpes change the time window to only include trump's exact and official term, not the transition period, so jan 20 and four years onwards.
phf: nope, on mac, which might be my undoing
mircea_popescu: oh i have nfi about mac emulatrons.
phf: yeah, i was trying to use straight wine, but there's apparently "play on mac"
mircea_popescu: ah. well make sure your wine's over 1.6 or so, pre that their vc emulation is ~shit.
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes nah, see i ~let~ you pretend that it's still 1860 and that it takes the president-elect 75 goddam days to travel from his midwest farm to dc, instead of, y'know, the president-elect having his own boeing 737. the trumpreich started in the wee hours of november 9th 2016 regardless of when he takes the keys to the new shack. i just thought i'd give you every chance there was, including narrowing the
pete_dushenski: time frame a smidge. my first draft was every bit as correct, if not moreso in regards to the commencement of his influence on markets. trump ain't rollin' in no horse 'n' buggy and no one's waiting to read about his acceptance speech via pony express. it's 2016 dawg and news travels like you wouldn't believe.
pete_dushenski: http://archive.is/tOJEw << duterte is the gift that just keeps on giving (like the rest of his lovely compatriots imho)
pete_dushenski: "In October Duterte compared himself to Adolf Hitler and said he would be “happy to slaughter” three million drug addicts. He later apologised for the Hitler reference but said he was “emphatic” about wanting to kill the millions of addicts. Since his election, police have reported killing 2,086 people in anti-drug operations. More than 3,000 others have been killed in unexplained circumstances,
pete_dushenski: according to official figures."
ben_vulpes: gracious of you
pete_dushenski: aww shucks you're just saying that
ben_vulpes: lmk when i don't have to pay for useless insurance any more
ben_vulpes: or, even better, when there is only *national* ins corp
ben_vulpes: my northern friends have such fond things to say about their local statal monopoly
pete_dushenski: car or health ?
ben_vulpes: 'health'
ben_vulpes: 'insurance'
ben_vulpes: meanwhile portland gets 3 inches of snow and omg people sitting on freeways for 5+ hours
pete_dushenski: sounds like the whole town forgot to put winter tires on their bikes.
ben_vulpes: subarus don't need snow tires bro
ben_vulpes: this car was thirty thousand dollars it can handle a little snow okay
pete_dushenski: g-wagen idem. or wait, you cascadians only drive subarus and teslas eh.
ben_vulpes doesn't drive much at all
ben_vulpes bbl
mircea_popescu: the car can handle a little snow just liek the cunt can handle a little octopus
mircea_popescu: problem is, can the driver.
davout: win
mircea_popescu: :p
trinque: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaksWCnHaDM << portland drivers in winter
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D6FE41567AD7A4AD32619881908F281A817C926DDDB4784420561E0AB1228599 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1958...4287 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' ()
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9EF0DDF743561CD55FAB31B570AE60A011AD37E38177186C362AE07E408F8AE8 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1723...0723 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (defis77-04.netensia.net. FR)
phf: oh i just needed to switch it to software rendering. it's still smooth af but all the artifacts are gone
mircea_popescu: ha!
asciilifeform: phf: what was this? 'xplane' ?
phf: asciilifeform: mm7
asciilifeform: aah
asciilifeform: phf building nostalgiatron ?
phf: nah, just wanted to play mm7 on my mac. if i was building nostalgiatron, i'd just put a windows 95 on it, tbh. if i don't put an x60 to good use, i might just that to it
asciilifeform: i tried this, ended up barfing from tft screen
asciilifeform: (sit just-so or it looks like soup, and certainly doesn't beat the trinitron crt on which i originally played the classics)
phf: oh, blarg. well there's a range of late 90s laptops on ebay still. i'm not sure if i'm ready to spend time on the whole
phf: "authentic replication"
asciilifeform: well yes we all have pile of '90s lappys
asciilifeform: i, funnily enough, got a (brand-new! yes it sat in a crate for 15 years) 21" trinitron, but no free desk space yet to put it...
phf: i'm not sure i have any that fit the sweet spot of "beefy machine from 2001"
asciilifeform is sitting in the middle of a forest of wires, FUCKGOATSen hanging from test harnesses etc
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/yvx2u/?raw=true
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
phf: that's the thing, once it starts pushing 3+ hours for setup i'd rather be hacking on cmucl or similar
asciilifeform: btw phun phakt for mircea_popescu -- you can plug the original v1 green rng into that thing, and it'll run
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9EF0DDF743561CD55FAB31B570AE60A011AD37E38177186C362AE07E408F8AE8 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1512...2879 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (defis77-04.netensia.net. FR)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D6FE41567AD7A4AD32619881908F281A817C926DDDB4784420561E0AB1228599 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1393...4123 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' ()
phf: only reason i'm trying mm7 is because setup seemed easy (and it is. stock wine 1.9 works in software rendering)
mircea_popescu: win.
phf: fwiw play on mac scripts didn't add anything except for a dodgy point and click interface that downloads a bunch of stuff i don't need. game still doesn't play well with native rendering. i suspect tha some specific binary blob version of directx (or precursor?) will solve the issue, but...
mircea_popescu: eh no real need for hardware acceleration on the old games anyway
Framedragger: asciilifeform: not sure if you'd make use of this, but since i needed this myself, may as well link to it -- ssh banners for all ~16M ssh servers: http://siphnos.mkj.lt/datadrop/banners/s1/s1_banners.tar.gz
Framedragger: (numbers in filenames and internal line order maps to openpgp files i gave you, fwiw) ☟︎
Framedragger: (format in TXTs is simple CSV: ipv4address,banner -- the latter may contain spaces, commas etc, but any surrounding whitespace (incl newlines) is stripped. there's only one banner per ipv4 even though *same* scan sometimes returned multiple (slightly different, e.g. includes or excludes OS string) banners.)
Framedragger: (the criterion for choosing which banner to report is a simple "max string length.") (again, note, all of those "multiple" banners were from a single scan event, same date, so no historical knowledge is lost by only reporting single banner per single (ip,port) pair.) hope this makes sense.
mircea_popescu: nice
mircea_popescu: i think i may run some stats on this.
Framedragger: asciilifeform: ah, correction: s1_banners.tar.gz is only the first ~13.3M servers - i.e. the first set of thirteen parcels i gave you - here's the rest - i.e. the three additional parcels (i know phuctor won't be processing these for a while, but, for completeness): http://siphnos.mkj.lt/datadrop/banners/s2/s2_banners.tar.gz
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: yeah, same here, fairly curious re. unique versionstring numbers, etc...
asciilifeform: oh hah neato
asciilifeform: ty Framedragger
Framedragger: (note, some of those version strings contain OS string, some of them don't; these TXTs store versionstrings-as-they-were-seen, without any ssh-server/OS version separation.)
Framedragger: (and @all, http://siphnos.mkj.lt/datadrop/ is the canonical URL for all data gathered from the ssh scans. includes raw stderr logs from ssh-keyscan utility, e.g. http://siphnos.mkj.lt/datadrop/banners/s1/1_err_scan.log ; scripts for processing these are http://siphnos.mkj.lt/datadrop/banners/write_ssh_banners.py and http://siphnos.mkj.lt/datadrop/banners/process_all_banners.sh ) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: nice.
asciilifeform: next time (as inevitably must) that i regrind phuctor and its db, i'ma stuff these in retroactively
Framedragger: fwiw i plan to make these available through a search interface - will put stuff into db. i think i'll make it so that one can link to particular db entry via that deterministic-alf-fingerprint you concocted
Framedragger: so no need for this (but obvs would be cool, too)
mircea_popescu: alrighty, lettuce see what gems lie in the data oncle Framedragger has provied.
mircea_popescu: Framedragger what's ip for siphnos.mkj.lt ?
Framedragger: mircea_popescu:
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: (mkj.lt is different server from siphnos.mkj.lt)
Framedragger: << http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-20#1571616 (second part of msg) ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-11-20 23:28 Framedragger: the *banners.txt's are my partial cleanup, *_err_scan.log's are the original stderr's (with some junk in them). but i will clean this myself later. and siphnos.mkj.lt is where i'll host phuctor-related data. (it's on a separate unused vps, got an 'ok' from $work for now.)
mircea_popescu: ty
Framedragger Framedragger is dig util over irc
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: do you happen to have handy also link to the original discussion in july that lead to you scanning ?
Framedragger: hm notrly but one min
Framedragger: (ah no need to -excludeterms in btcbase search i guess :p )
Framedragger: *no way
mircea_popescu: bah i just fucked it heh.
mircea_popescu concatenated gzip archives
Framedragger: i accidentally overwrote legit log file with `tar cfz` like 20min ago
Framedragger: gotta love it
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-20#1469663 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-05-20 17:53 mircea_popescu: also, anyone want to run a ssh server key spider ?
Framedragger: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-20#1469693 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-05-20 18:03 Framedragger: "also, anyone want to run a ssh server key spider ?" << heh, k, i'm up for this, might as well be useful while i brood
mircea_popescu: ty!
Framedragger: (i should write down some stuff before i forget, such as, figuring out ssh-keyscan limits etc.; luckily i wasn't dumb enough to delete any scripts written etc...)
Framedragger: ^ http://siphnos.mkj.lt/datadrop/crap-from-scans-to-be-sorted/
mircea_popescu: !~calc 13189523 + 2456665
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: 13189523 + 2456665 = 15646188
mircea_popescu: confirmed.
trinque: http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/comey-fbi-russia-trump/2016/12/14/id/764008/# << rift widening between brennan's CIA and comey's FBI
mircea_popescu: Framedragger interestingly enough dropbear official git mirror is in mkj/dropbear
Framedragger: wut
Framedragger: (a friend sysadmin and google dude uses mkj.lt, too, but this would be quite amusing)
Framedragger: ah, https://github.com/mkj/dropbear
Framedragger: no connection to mkj.lt :p but pretty lulzy
Framedragger: ("mkj" is a pretty random acronym of the first names of three people who started up the server in ~2008)
deedbot: http://www.contravex.com/2016/12/15/obama-the-lame/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Obama the lame.
mircea_popescu: in other news my god grep -i is a lot slower than grep plain
ben_vulpes: http://imgur.com/a/Qb0V1 << portland gets another inch of snow
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: meatwot says congratulations on fuckgoats
trinque: ahaha great pictures.
asciilifeform: ty ben_vulpes & co.
thestringpuller: ben_vulpes: i'll be there probably in January. ugh not looking forward to driving in that shit.
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: it'll be gone in a week
ben_vulpes: that's uncommon
mod6: lol, nice pics.
mod6: i like how the guy couldn't keep it out of the ditch even with chains on the tires.
mod6: n00b
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, http://taint.org/2008/05/16/165301a.html
ben_vulpes: mod6: i figured you in particular would appreciate the ineptitude on display
mod6: ben_vulpes: indeed, there's like 1.5" of snow on the ground.
mod6: where it does get a bit hairy is when you're going down the freeway with over 6+"
phf: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-12-15/verizon-weighs-scrapping-yahoo-deal-on-hacking-liability
mircea_popescu: lmao
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 462`750 (2.957589%) advertise ROSSSH << lul!!
asciilifeform: do recall, they are probably ~all~ phuctorable, these.
mircea_popescu: ikr!
mircea_popescu: anyway making an addendum with opensshversions nao
mircea_popescu: which promises to deliver.
mircea_popescu: in other news, openssh.com is down ?
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2016/internet-census-2016/ << Trilema - Internet Census, 2016.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2016/internet-census-2016/#footnote_10_70469 << check that shit out.
asciilifeform: pretty lulzy
asciilifeform: and listen to the 'music of silence' from the kompooter s333k00000r1ty folx...
phf: heh, just noticed that my glyf.org is in the banners list, with a rather embarrassingly verbose banner
mircea_popescu: this might be the most covering census ever published. ~everything else seems to go by the "we sampled 500 here and 500 there - if it's good enough to guess your president it should be good enough for the net too!"
phf: hmm, when i wc -l stuff in s1_banners.tar.gz i only get 13189523 records, where'd the other 1: 2456665
phf: come from?
phf: ah, s2
mircea_popescu: well yes cuz he delivered it in a phuctor-state
mircea_popescu: god i totally love the deedbot rss service.
mircea_popescu: trinque ++
shinohai: An actual BitBet posted in my rss feed! https://bitbet.us/bet/1343/bigblock-hardfo/
shinohai: " segregated witness data shall not be counted in determining block sizes for the purposes of this bet. "
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/why-i-am-not-a-white-nationalist/#footnote_1_50246 << lol found the quote that google couldn't last night
pete_dushenski: wd on the census too!
mircea_popescu: heh ty
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: from peterl in contravex comments : "I could be wrong (have not ordered one yet myself), but isn't the cardano a sub-piece of the FUCKGOATS? So they are delivering a bigger, more complex, more useful item (but later) than what they originally planned to sell?" i must say i missed this difference b/w fuckgoats and cardano as well. i guess i'd assumed that the latter'd been renamed to the former
pete_dushenski: but perhaps not ?
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: vice-versa
pete_dushenski: o ? but they're still one in the same physical object, yes ?
asciilifeform: wai wat
asciilifeform: it is not obvious from the brochure, what FUCKGOATS does ??
pete_dushenski: aha nvm.
phf: magic artifact from our own tmsr wizard, cures boils and sours milk ☟︎
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: hm maybe i'm still confused. what's being vice-versa'd exactly ?
pete_dushenski: phf: but does alf float ?
asciilifeform: phf: 'Экстракт против мышей, бородавок и пота ног. Капля этого же экстракта, налитая в стакан воды, превращает его в водку, а две капли -- в коньяк "Три звездочки". Этот же экстракт излечивает от облысения и тайных пороков. Он же лучшее средство
asciilifeform: для чистки столовых ножей.' (tm) (r) (ilf & petrov)
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: http://nosuchlabs.com/hardware.html << for your reading pleasure.
asciilifeform: it's a screamingly single-purpose device.
shinohai: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-15#1583750 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-12-15 23:38 phf: magic artifact from our own tmsr wizard, cures boils and sours milk
shinohai: !~bash 1 ✂︎
jhvh1: Last 1 lines bashed and pending publication
asciilifeform: lol
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: that's what she said.
mircea_popescu: ;d
mircea_popescu: ld
mircea_popescu: ;
mircea_popescu: wtf!
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski the original planned item (cardano) was an over-engineered, incorrectly defined, too broad and too complex toaster-and-shoe-shiner.
mircea_popescu: this is not directly obvious from a theoretical view. a major reason why defensive business management and practical engineering pay off is that you get to catch this sort of thing and fix it.
asciilifeform: the toaster is still happening -- in pieces that can be assembled to same.
asciilifeform: and tested ~individually~.
mircea_popescu: fuckgoats is basically one part of the original cardano, specifically, the one actually worth making, turned up to 11.
pete_dushenski: now i see!
mircea_popescu: the above three lines took 3 years of thinking to produce ; this in preference of $3mn or worse.
asciilifeform: certainly nobody's hardwarizing koch's bucked of'liquishit.
asciilifeform: *bucke\t
mircea_popescu: ah alf, remember the happy days a few years ago when we actually thought gpg ~= pgp ?
asciilifeform: aha!
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/MTPKz/?raw=true
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.