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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1175 @ 0.0001158 = 0.1361 BTC [+]
dub: benkay: scam
dub: also http://trilema.com/2013/snsa-november-2013-statement/
benkay: well i did wait until MP released the figures.
asciilifeform: benkay: S.NSA will be very boring, right up until it won't. 'nothing to see here, move along...'
benkay: Stanislav and Mircea, scamming in a tree
benkay: engine-eer-i-n-g
asciilifeform: gimmeallyermoney. there, done.
benkay: en-gin-ee-eer-i-n-g, would be better scansion
asciilifeform: my fave was the wag who asked, 'why aren't those cardanos hashing yet, hah'
benkay: they generate random numbers right?
benkay: make 'em hash...
asciilifeform: that's one piece.
benkay: how much less boring are you going to get?
asciilifeform: benkay: depends if you care for modern crypto or not.
benkay: i am always interested in better crypto
asciilifeform: or even if you just like the idea of a usb drive that can be irrevocably nuked with a button press in a second or so.
benkay: mmm
benkay: crunchy.
benkay: unusable?
asciilifeform: usable, but empty.
benkay: a feat!
asciilifeform: more of a feat than one might think at first.
benkay: that wasn't sarcasm.
benkay: but approval of a worthy goal!
asciilifeform: there are only two defences against 'rubber hose cryptoanalysis' - 1) don't be taken prisoner or 2) zap button.
truffles: if u die, is there any way to transfer the crypto to relatives?`
asciilifeform: sure, give them an unzapped unit.
jurov: no, usually you transfer relatives to crypt
truffles: i mean in general not ur new thing
benkay: encrypted to the cardano you also give them.
benkay: truffles: you leave a trail of hints to the passphrase in your will
asciilifeform: in general, whoever has the keys has the goods
benkay: 'course, that opens you up to gov't seizure during intergenerational transfer.
asciilifeform: different problem, different tools.
jurov: you should give assets while you're still alive
truffles: guess ur idea asciilifeform solves this seizure possiblity
asciilifeform: in general, the time to do transfers is before you're on the gallows
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00086601 = 6.4085 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: otherwise you'll be like Captain Kidd, throwing an enciphered map to the peanut gallery before the noose tightens
truffles: jurov some ppl will be oding before that time
asciilifeform: the whole reason we have the legends of buried treasures is: people who did not take care of their bequests properly.
asciilifeform: buried goodies tend to result from folks who got clobbered before they could dig them up. ☟︎
asciilifeform: (or confide in someone as to where to dig)
benkay: m-of-n txns go a long way to addressing this thing
asciilifeform: there'll be tales of 'buried' btc one day. ☟︎
truffles: if its value remains :p
asciilifeform: 'didja hear, he took out an ad in the new york fishwrap one day in '11, every fifth letter...'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00086651 = 8.6218 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.003 = 0.147 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9010 @ 0.00086976 = 7.8365 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4382 @ 0.00086976 = 3.8113 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 250 @ 0.00049999 = 0.125 BTC [+] {2}
dub: thumb drive flash is packaged in thermite mixed with magnesium and a piezo igniter, self destruct mission impossible style?
Diablo-D3: lol.
asciilifeform: dub: nope, but you can make that one if you like.
asciilifeform: if you want physical zap, i recommend uv laser diode over a windowed eeprom.
Vexual: serial number zapped?
asciilifeform: Vexual: ?
Vexual: no serial number on memory?
asciilifeform: in cardano? key lives in its own chip
asciilifeform: nothing else kept there
Vexual: cool
asciilifeform: refer to the (admittedly slightly obsolete) spec on mp's site.
asciilifeform: pyros may be disappointed in cardano, nothing flammable there.
dub: probably best to steer away from things that can both circumvent USG spying ubiquity and casually blow up airplanes
jcpham: ron paul on cnn
jcpham: stumbling about bitcoin
kanzure: is there a stream?
jcpham: http://weplaylive.tv/live-news-stream/
ozbot: We Play Live - CNN Live Stream
KRS|Gotyawallet: thanks for that link..i've been looking for a site like that too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3300 @ 0.00282257 = 9.3145 BTC [-] {16}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00087153 = 7.6695 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2000 @ 0.00280084 = 5.6017 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 625 @ 0.0028 = 1.75 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 950 @ 0.00305995 = 2.907 BTC [+] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
deadweasel: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 931.1, Best ask: 934.5, Bid-ask spread: 3.40000, Last trade: 931.0, 24 hour volume: 27190.56044341, 24 hour low: 788.101, 24 hour high: 980.17661, 24 hour vwap: 892.6989
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00087153 = 6.7979 BTC [+]
dub: so we should all trade some banjos in for bitcoin?
nubbins`: re: banjo
nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeBcfjH9PaY
ozbot: Sufjan Stevens - He Woke Me Up Again - YouTube
kanzure: are the logs at http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/ available in plaintext or some downloadable form without html?
ThickAsThieves: I'll sell you a log for 1btc
nubbins`: not afaik, but it should be pretty simple to make a script that parses them
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15368 @ 0.00086982 = 13.3674 BTC [-] {3}
nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: http://imgur.com/jKIq0Rr
kanzure: nubbins`: who runs the server and would they be annoyed if i wget http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date={daterange}
kanzure: i mean wget -m -np
benkay: kakobrekla
kanzure: wait, no i don't mean -m
benkay: and doubtful
nubbins`: better double check those flags
nubbins`: and what benkay said
nubbins`: but who knows
nubbins`: looking for anything in particular, or just evidence?
ThickAsThieves: kako will destroy you for this
benkay: sheesh, ThickAsThieves, spread more fud whydoncha
kanzure: actually i am looking for a link dump
kanzure: and i figured i would have to do it myself
benkay: kanzure: see the "links only" checkbox?
nubbins`: ^
ThickAsThieves: tryna sell logs here, geez!
nubbins`: heh
kanzure: it's still one day per page and html. i'd rather just get the full logs since link parsing isn't a particular art.
kanzure: but thank you
kanzure: ThickAsThieves: i admire your business acumen in this matter
ThickAsThieves: price just went up then
kanzure: that only makes me want it more
nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7mNr5WMjA
ozbot: The Log Song - Ren & Stimpy (Deadwood HoN) - YouTube
ThickAsThieves: i like the cut of your gib
ThickAsThieves: special discount off the new higher price
nubbins`: heh
kanzure: actually what i really want from the linkdump is to find wacky assets that i'm unaware of. xbond doesn't count.
ThickAsThieves: here
benkay: what about pif?
kanzure: pifwho?
ThickAsThieves: www.coinflow.co
pankkake: best performing security
ThickAsThieves: thats all the assets youd find that way
ThickAsThieves: and more
benkay: if only the coinflow mpex feeds worked still
ThickAsThieves: but there're more still
ThickAsThieves: on scammier exchanges
pankkake: kanzure: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=303653.0
pankkake: oh coinflow is up to date with havelock at least
pankkake: all other exchanges are broken or well closed
nubbins`: ;;bc,stats
benkay: yes
gribble: Current Blocks: 274063 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 112 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 14 hours, 56 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
kanzure: pif is funny, but it's not hitting the spot
benkay: mpex is broken
benkay: and also closed
ThickAsThieves: it's options bot is SO unpredictable
ThickAsThieves: its
benkay: gosh and the css on the mpex front page
benkay: TABLES!!1!?
ThickAsThieves: get Dreamweaver , noobs!
nubbins`: http://www.berkshirehathaway.com/
ozbot: BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC.
ThickAsThieves: scam
benkay: now there's a website built with dreamweaver.
nubbins`: heh
ThickAsThieves: BH is down how many 100% compared to bitcoin?
ThickAsThieves: horrible performance
kakobrekla: the world has ended long time ago if you normalize to btc
nubbins`: honestly i think it was made in MS FrontPage
benkay: yeah
kanzure: is there just a lack of developers around or is shit like havelock making some sort of anti-hipstercash moral statement about sane html/css
ThickAsThieves: dont even get us started on the css!
kanzure: but complaining is like the one thing i do best
kanzure: don't take this away from me
kakobrekla: yes css could be in larger amount
ThickAsThieves: you ar ein the right place
benkay: havelock is channeling mpex on the 'design', but must make concessions to appease the investing masses.
benkay: moar css
benkay: someone go get the css jug and pour some on mpex
asciilifeform: you'll be thankful for the absent css, when you're driving your mpex via telex, from submarine.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 99 @ 0.34990008 = 34.6401 BTC [+] {10}
kanzure: you know that copenhagen suborbitals guy goes to work every day in a submarine, so it probably happens
benkay: he takes the sub to work!?
kanzure: why not?
kakobrekla: asciilifeform it will be pigeons by then
benkay: diesel's fukkin expensive
benkay: and subs are fucking bricks w/r/t hydrodynamics
kanzure: i dunno if it was diesel
asciilifeform: point is, bandwidth is cheap, until it isn't.
benkay: we're just putting on a show for the newcomer, asciilifeform
asciilifeform: perhaps this wasn't mp's motivation in making the choice, but it is a fact nonetheless
kanzure: there should be a bot that dumps neobee every time cryptocyprus posts on reddit or bitcointalk, then buys after a few hours
benkay: mpex is a scam etc
benkay: write it, kanzure.
benkay: acquire all the satoshi.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 692 @ 0.00297281 = 2.0572 BTC [-] {7}
kanzure: i'm sure there's more entertaining things to spend my time on
kanzure: like making angry comments on irc
pankkake: more subtle: sell when it's on reddit, buy when on bitcointalk
benkay: well are we trying to get rich or be entertained?
kanzure: pankkake: any reason why?
mod6: omg my hands are numb
mike_c: bandwith, telex, bullshit! if those are in short supply you can just download the homepage html. you don't need to download the css if you don't want. the browser just chooses to.
kanzure: benkay: dunno, wealth hasn't cured me of being a workaholic ( https://github.com/kanzure?tab=contributions )
kakobrekla: but it takes precious bits to make up the line where the path to css to be ignored is defined
mike_c: hah. that is true.
pankkake: havecocks is surprisingly usable without css! good job
pankkake: kanzure: hehe. I'll probably keep coding, or code more, when I'm rich
truffles: ud be greed or lazi at that point
kanzure: there's diminishing returns on coding versus paying other people. delegation is weird.
truffles: greedy
pankkake: I've always been lazy
benkay: how'd you get so rich, kanzure?
kanzure: benkay: a mix of a lot of stupid things out of my control, but also i do software contracting
benkay: mmm dat brain for hire hustle
kanzure: is that a question?
benkay: oh no, i typically actually use question marks to indicate that sort of thing.
truffles: i dont
kanzure: truffles: is *that* a question?
truffles: nope
truffles: hustle implies something im sure u know
truffles: if ure rich its off the backs of some1 else imo
truffles: 0
benkay: all wealth is extraction from others, truffles.
benkay: some people mourn the downtrodden
benkay: others scramble up the huge-manatee pile
truffles: ya some take lots more than others
benkay: the ratio is invariant.
kanzure: insert cliche statement here about wealth creation
benkay: well gosh as soon as we have nano fabbers we'll all be able to fart around in vr porn jungles all day!
kanzure: what a coincidence, i can sell you that
kanzure: https://github.com/kanzure/nanoengineer
kanzure: ahh fucking broken images
asciilifeform: kanzure: wake us up when there's something to attach it to
benkay: dat hard vacuum
benkay: no em
benkay: impossible magic fab requirements
kanzure: not all of it is impossible, atomic force microscopes can definitely tap single atoms in certain situations
kanzure: but the different toolsets (like for hydrogen removal or addition) don't work yet
asciilifeform: if i ever strike lucky, i'll write 'fairycad.' create magical gadgets, just need pixie dust fabricator. ☟︎
KRS|Gotyawallet: vacuums suck
benkay: nature abhors a dyson
kanzure: that would be funnier if dyson actually worked on vacuums
kanzure: or if everyone hated, say, esther dyson
benkay: kanzure man
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17950 @ 0.000867 = 15.5627 BTC [-] {3}
benkay: i see vacuums at dyson.com
benkay: it's not a pun for your ultrageek, mkay?
asciilifeform: dyson, then tesla... when do we get 'heaviside corp.' and what will it make? high-tech nano fridge magnets?
kanzure: no reason a pun can't be multiple layers
kanzure: asciilifeform: well, there's zyvex if that counts?
kanzure: see http://zyvex.com/
asciilifeform: re: nanotech, the whole story:
asciilifeform: in the 3rd world, they 'know what to do' with oil pipelines
asciilifeform: villagers line up, with buckets, and collect oil that 'accidentally' leaks
asciilifeform: (they of course remember to bring augers, if it doesn't 'accident' that day)
asciilifeform: sometimes the whole thing catches fire in a glorious inferno
asciilifeform: this is nanotech (and silicon valley crapfest in general)
asciilifeform: rich americans must be parted from their dough, so bright chaps line up
asciilifeform: and we get 'nanotech', 'private manned space', etc
asciilifeform: or 'find which lolcat you are from yer genome'
kanzure: wow the lower limit is only $200k on http://bitcointrust.co/
kakobrekla: nice css
kanzure: oh nevermind, i guess that's a regular accredited investor definition
benkay: there's also a bitcoin forex fund, kanzure
benkay: 50 butt minimum buyin
asciilifeform: the folks selling literal golden toilets to arabian royalty make the same kind of money
benkay: i really want to pop down several MM for a parabolic whee
asciilifeform: but at least they don't pollute academia with pixie dust and lead netgeeks on with nonsense science...
benkay: dollars per minute you just can't buy better bragging rights?
kanzure: heh their assets are 63858 btc i wonder when they acquired that
kanzure: benkay: where is it?
kanzure: benkay: sorry, i mean the bitcoin forex fund
benkay: it has a truly immemorable name :(
kanzure: but i asked where, not what it was named
pankkake: http://bit4x.com/panacea.html
ozbot: PANACEA - Bitcoin denominated hedge fund
benkay: in the republic of cryptopia
kanzure: do i get a passport
benkay: it's pretty easy on computers with functional rngs
benkay: gpg derp me a keypair
benkay: all kidding aside
benkay: bitcoin is your wallet
benkay: and urbit will be your reputation
benkay: ya heard, mircea_popescu? wot is not the endgame of reputation.
pankkake: u wot?
benkay: wat
kakobrekla: wit
dub: wut
truffles: win
kakobrekla: wet
kakobrekla: .
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9982 @ 0.0008697 = 8.6813 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: werd.
benkay: mpoe bouncing hard off that 8700 line
pankkake: it won't go over 9000
benkay: the dark secret of -assets
benkay: mpoe will never be over 9000
benkay: secret popescu sell wall
BingoBoingo: benkay: Is a huge Popescu sell wall a bad thing if he wants to constrain the price MPOE shares trade at to reflect the relative value of MPOE and not possess the volatility of whatever the week's altcoin is?
benkay: when did people start asking my opinion about things wtf
truffles: lurk moar
benkay: BingoBoingo: i see your rhetorical question and raise it a straight-man response
BingoBoingo: Actually benkay I don't really see a sell wall looking at the orderbook, there is a substantial bid wall at 0.00077250 though
mike_c: of course you don't see it, that's what makes it a secret wall
kakobrekla: thats why its called sekrit
kakobrekla: heh
benkay: mah niggas
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13250 @ 0.00087129 = 11.5446 BTC [+] {2}
KRS|Gotyawallet: worrd up
benkay: mpoe to the moon
benkay: benkay to the pad thai shop
KRS|Gotyawallet: hand to the mothafuckn fap
mircea_popescu: pankkake so why would i/anyone gas ?
pankkake: what does gas mean? fart?
mircea_popescu: give a shit
mircea_popescu: but yeah.
pankkake: oh the link? cause it was about icbit
mircea_popescu: that guy's a total dork.
mircea_popescu: i mean yea he doesn't know it, but then again when do they ever.
dub: jumping jack flash is a gas gas gas?
mircea_popescu: dub http://199.101.98.242/media/shots/86831-Jumping_Jack_(1983)(Imagine_Software)-2.jpeg
dub: needs moar .swf
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35489899 = 0.7098 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.355 = 1.065 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 98 @ 0.0033695 = 0.3302 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: o wow look at mpoe go.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13400 @ 0.00087217 = 11.6871 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00084687 / 0.00086405 / 0.00087729 (1083655 shares, 936.33 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00083019 / 0.00087729 (2139000 shares, 1,775.79 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00082007 / 0.00088553 (6729476 shares, 5,518.65 BTC)
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=358242.0;all
mircea_popescu: lawl.
ozbot: Next generation 14nm mining grid
benkay: mining on phones
benkay: fartups and their crapps.
dub: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbD8_ZcCYAAOCrA.jpg
benkay: daww bucky
Duffer1: how very optimistic dub, sounds like a nice dream to have
pankkake: mircea_popescu: this one ended well at least…
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11318 @ 0.00087086 = 9.8564 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: so far.
pankkake: actually I saw another thread get deleted at OP request
pankkake: so, something's working
Vexual: bluetooth gold detector coil might allow some amount of mining with a phone
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1498486/plain/)
benkay: !b 1 ✂︎
Vexual: put em in your shoes
KRS|Gotyawallet: put it in your mouth
Vexual: dejavu
nubbins`: hm
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6135 @ 0.0008697 = 5.3356 BTC [-]
nubbins`: so... they invented a way to make your phone really really hot all the time?
benkay: "invented" is generous.
nubbins`: hm, you've got a point there
mircea_popescu: lol good one Vexual
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i wouldn't really hold it against them, buncha people find out about bitcoin 3 years later, figure they're hot shit, jump in both feet
mircea_popescu: cause young and brash
mircea_popescu: get laughed at, perhaps learn better.
mircea_popescu: no crime so far, just a little lulz.
assbot: Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1498487/plain/)
benkay: !b 4 ✂︎
benkay: that one could be darn educational.
nubbins`: i was looking forward to having a hand-warmer app
mircea_popescu: lol benkay is on a broll.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` if it also vibrates it's almost like the penis phone.
Vexual: hot and making money
nubbins`: http://futureimag.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/f2c9_bluetooth_handset_gloves_inuse.jpg?w=440&h=240&crop=1
nubbins`: filename says all
Vexual: hi-fun
nubbins`: right?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
nubbins`: top of cool
mircea_popescu: o look, saving animals ?
kanzure: that's not quite what peta does
nubbins`: ^ lel
Vexual: chicks could have glue on bluetooth nails
nubbins`: not quite
kanzure: well, most animals end up dead from peta
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362400 << this shit's too good.
nubbins`: vexual is thinking
ozbot: [IPO] Established Business With Long Term Earnings -Huge Returns For Early Birds
benkay: i'm not interested in phone technology any more until you bolt it into my aural nerves and optical nerves or give me an aux display channel irectly into my brain
mircea_popescu: kanzure yeah i was being "ironic". i know what you mean.
Duffer1: ya crumbs can be fairly entertaining
mircea_popescu: benkay hash while you sleep
mircea_popescu: even better, hash while you smoke.
kanzure: huh? you were being ironic about peta the fund and compared it to peta the org, but the org doesn't save animals
Vexual: ben10, you can get audio thru jaw
mircea_popescu: i was mocking the peta org, which pretends to be saving animals.
kanzure: i see i see
mircea_popescu: sometimes i get layered.
kanzure: saving them as much as the fund i guess
Duffer1: peta is amazing
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
Duffer1: they're really good at getting actresses topless
nubbins`: kanzure: +1
nubbins`: leel
Vexual: peta is one of those charities that only exists to provide work for themselves?
mircea_popescu: so earlier i was with some amazing chicks and i thought they were pretty good company.
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
mircea_popescu: yup.
nubbins`: HA
Duffer1: i support topless actresses
mircea_popescu: Vexual they're at least in part fucking weirdos who oppose animal ownership out of some sort of fury mental issues.
Vexual: these minxes were dead when i got here
mircea_popescu: since we're discussing peta : http://trilema.com/2012/in-atentia-igppa-autodenunt/
mircea_popescu: (warning : bunny gore)
kanzure: "warning: bunny gore" is assumed because irc
benkay: the entire american left doesn't get two fundamental things about how the world is structured: people are animals too, and all must be "husbanded" in the classic sense of the term.
Vexual: worth translating? any recipies?
mircea_popescu: Vexual i think most of trilema is worth google translating because of the sheer humor value of the results.
mircea_popescu: my english is fucking tense. my romanian is a lot tenser than that, and it throws it for an infinity of loops.
Vexual: lol no doubt
Vexual: i don't know if i can concentrate, now im thinking of rabbit for dinner
benkay: tense?
mircea_popescu: tense.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.355 = 2.485 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: it's a concept from text analysis, roughly equivalent to "the length in lines of the code that can parse this"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.35502009 = 1.7751 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: im under no pretense
benkay: crazy how closely the wordform looks like terse
mircea_popescu: hehehe
pankkake: I've tried googletranslating some trilema article, not good results
pankkake: most of the English article already give a desire to TL;DR them
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.36142 = 0.7228 BTC [+]
Vexual: rabit or duck?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.00086711 = 7.9774 BTC [-]
pankkake: articles*
pankkake: the best animal to eat would probably be a rabbit/duck hybrid
mircea_popescu: you gotta learn patience young obi.
pankkake: well, I'd probably enjoy Trilema as a book
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5050 @ 0.00086705 = 4.3786 BTC [-]
Vexual: is there a book?
mircea_popescu: printed trilema would be something like 5k pages.
Vexual: id probably sit down with a dictionary and have a crack
nubbins`: it'd have to be a serial
nubbins`: maybe start off with a few anthologies to catch up
Vexual: you can't just print your blog and flog it as a book can you?
nubbins`: people have done worse
benkay: the nsa won't let you
Vexual: you wont get a review in the new yorker
nubbins`: see, the problem is the comments
nubbins`: you'd want to keep them, but what if you publish in the middle of a conversation?
Vexual: unless your blog was the inspiration for sex in the city or somelike
Vexual: anyone been in an airport and picked up the mandela fortune?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Books are pretty much the 0.3 Stable version of Blogs. Graffiti was Blogging 0.2.x, Yelling in a field was blogging 0.0.x, yelling on street corner was blogging 0.1.x, etc
Vexual: im interested to know if shorting bitcoin got printed
mircea_popescu: nubbins` besides, suppose people start a convo later.
nubbins`: exactly
Vexual: yeah, im still on alpha 0.1
nubbins`: what are you gonna do, publish an addendum?
mircea_popescu: i've had articles published in 2011, large convo started in 2012
mircea_popescu: then again later etc.
mircea_popescu: i would guess this is why books are dead.
nubbins`: ah, they just go to bed at a more reasonable hour.
mircea_popescu: (speaking of which, http://trilema.com/2010/cartile-au-murit/ is a really great one)
benkay: the google translation farm just spun up
Vexual: lol
benkay: slowed irc down for a second
Vexual: mp loke putting his dick in googles ear
mircea_popescu: that i do.
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20330 @ 0.00086705 = 17.6271 BTC [-]
Vexual: anything for peer review in a crypto journal re nsa dingle?
Vexual: good advertising
mircea_popescu: sure, who you got ?
Vexual: there must be some, ive no idea
mircea_popescu: well then in general sure.
Vexual: im sure you could spin some shit that would get accepted
Vexual: i think my local university may have a subscription to maths for idiots
Vexual: wait no, i think they have an engineering dept
Vexual: there might be some maths nerds with some sway at the library
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.36142 BTC [+]
Vexual: sneaking in an article without, how to make might be tricky, but mircea_popescue, so there
nubbins`: he's got you on a technicality there
mircea_popescu: who to the what nao ?
Vexual: dr mr popescue, thankyou for your submission, can you resubmit without the refrences to *insert random shit*
Vexual: dear journal of noone cares, *callous innuendo* no
mircea_popescu: lol
Vexual: i lold
Vexual: not quite as much as when you casually injected the phrase "no homo" into a conversation with a disgruntled casino patron
Vexual: that fucked up a kayboard
pankkake: what about non peer-review scientific whatever?
pankkake: send free copies to some magazines or websites
mircea_popescu: so far assembly is a bitch, paying customers will get first ones.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10370 @ 0.00086833 = 9.0046 BTC [+] {4}
pankkake: DELAYS
benkay: ATOMS ARE HARD
asciilifeform: benkay: '...let's go shopping.'
Vexual: send some to https://pressfreedomfoundation.org/ freebies to here good
benkay: asciilifeform: sorry, not parsing.
BingoBoingo: The trendy thing Vexual is the subset of "Open Access Journals" that take their business model from spamblogs (not that all OA Journals do this)
asciilifeform: http://www.nytimes.com/1992/10/21/business/company-news-mattel-says-it-erred-teen-talk-barbie-turns-silent-on-math.html
ozbot: COMPANY NEWS: Mattel Says It Erred; Teen Talk Barbie Turns Silent on Math - New York Times
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10397 @ 0.00087061 = 9.0517 BTC [+]
kanzure: ThickAsThieves: may i pm?
mircea_popescu: would have been better if they replaced it with "special interest group studies are pointless"
mircea_popescu: bonus points if barbie airquoted "studies"
Vexual: lol
asciilifeform: see also: http://www.nytimes.com/1993/12/31/us/while-barbie-talks-tough-g-i-joe-goes-shopping.html
pankkake: is there a slutty barbie?
Vexual: skeletor head barbie, she gets pretty wild
BingoBoingo: Checking the comments it seems this BitBet ought to stay open until the scheduled resolution. http://bitbet.us/bet/479/alabama-will-win-the-ncaa-football-championship-in/
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo what's the rush anyway.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: None. I'm hoping for the plane crash!
mircea_popescu: aww
BingoBoingo: Didn't hedge any on that one
mircea_popescu: https://www.google.com/search?q=thedrinkingrecord&complete=0
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.1590023 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: o hey, check that out
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo is 90% safe to use.
BingoBoingo: I might have to work on that...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
pankkake: first link is http://www.scamadviser.com/is-thedrinkingrecord.com-a-fake-site.html
asciilifeform: wtf is [PETE]? trades in cat skins?
asciilifeform: *PETA
pankkake: http://i.imgur.com/j8ikH4G.png cause bright red and that cross obviously means safe
BingoBoingo: pankkake: First result Google gives me is www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html
pankkake: well first result without stupid google autocorrect
asciilifeform: 'safe to use.' invites the question, use for what.
mircea_popescu: pankkake it's ux, you don't understand such things
mircea_popescu: because being on irc and other reasons.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo re the field tests : false positives are frequent. ask any obgyn, he'll confess about half the women that come on suspicion of being pregnant got a false positive pee test.
mircea_popescu: they're rare if you look from the other end, but if you look from the results end it's a different story.
mircea_popescu: it's not that the test is "faulty", it's that the people using it do not comprehend statistics.
pankkake: hehe. "UX" is like fedoras, the first sign of imposture
Apocalyptic: heh
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Of course. Sometimes though a little spotting in the panties at an unexpected time was merely nature's way of aborting a mistake.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2010/statistica-resurselor-umane/ < this goes into excruciating detail. i should probably translate it
ozbot: Statistica resurselor umane pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: but i'm a lazy ass.
BingoBoingo: Eh, I might make an effort at translating it. It's been a slow news week.
asciilifeform: that's straight out of undergrad statistics exam.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform or slavegirl's minimal mathbook as it were.
mircea_popescu: it's a rare police officer that understands it however.
asciilifeform: this ought to be an actual publication.
mircea_popescu: it should be required reading in 10th grade for an hour
mircea_popescu: it or something very much like it.
mircea_popescu: comprehension of those two pages would cut out a large chunk of fraud perpetrated currently, both in politics and commerce.
asciilifeform: can't even begin to imagine how much nonsense would vapour away if people understood basic maths.
asciilifeform: see poul anderson's 'brainwave.'
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.00338971 = 1.0169 BTC [+] {10}
mircea_popescu: right.
thestringpuller: unionize MPOE
asciilifeform: here we go. ftp://www.eteka.info/10000/61edf0a0aa0f9d0de6730758d5ef2c98.pdf
mircea_popescu: very much especially basic statistics tho
mircea_popescu: because it's so counterintuitive in unexpected points.
mircea_popescu: even otherwise "good" "scientists" with years of experience fuck up like children]
Vexual: thats why i dont interview
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00087463 = 9.3585 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: take the most egregious, lowest hanging example : 9x% of all psychology studies are done on psych undergrads.
mircea_popescu: how can that be science then ?
mircea_popescu: what if nuclear physics was limited to nuclear physicists ?
mircea_popescu: "today we're putting joe in the fog chamber and throwing janet at him.
mircea_popescu: boy i hope we discover higgs' bruise!"
asciilifeform: funnily, they've almost pulled this off: 'string theory'
Vexual: its like god, if you need it you keep it, if you dont you dont
mircea_popescu: lol string theory
mircea_popescu: good one
Vexual: ameobic pattern learning becomes stats to explain why the former is wrong
pankkake: after all quantum physics is about their cats…
Vexual: im calling peta
pankkake: why do you think peta would mine?
mircea_popescu: peta digs cats see ?
pankkake: there was a pun inside
Vexual: now theres an unemployed spider who used to work for webcrawler
BingoBoingo: Maybe instead of lining with Mink furs, line with cat furs?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3635 @ 0.00087286 = 3.1728 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo wow, actually you have most of your work done for you
mircea_popescu: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2005/01/27.html
ozbot: - Joel on Software
mircea_popescu: i had fogotten joel wrote it up
pankkake: funny thing is, to get that 1% recruiters look for already employed devs
Vexual: if i want a job, i arrive and start working, negotiate the rate after
mircea_popescu: Vexual and if you get horny you arrive and start pumping ?
Vexual: i dont interview well but im goot at stuff
pankkake: good companies should have sexy secretaries to relieve stress
pankkake: sadly this is likely forbidden
Vexual: yeah mircea_popescue, it's kinda my way
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Shh... Some of Joel's other writings are going to be relevant to a post I'll have sometime in the next year.
BingoBoingo: Not that post, but some others.
Vexual: ill leave if asked, but the usual response is? where did you come from?
pankkake: so basically your blog is quoting trilema and spolsky. any actual content coming? :)
mircea_popescu: quoting is scholarship.
BingoBoingo: pankkake: I quote other things as well.
nubbins`: "quoting is scholarship." -mp
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pankkake: hope so cause I read all of joel over and over
mircea_popescu: joel is pretty good.
pankkake: eh… well if all the "managers" read him the world would be a better place by far
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.00087463 = 5.1603 BTC [+]
Vexual: whois the_dean
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Useful content takes time to write. So far the best example I have is the RealSolid/McxNow post where I dig through forums threads long considered dead. Actual original synthesis which quotes nothing while still being informative is rare, ThoughtCatalog reportedly is a dumping ground for essays that pretend to do that though.
pankkake: I should blog again. I read somewhere that blogging is a muscle
pankkake: I've had looooong inactivity periods and some bursts
pankkake: perhaps blogging would be better than forum threads
Duffer1: BB link
Duffer1: ?
Duffer1: i'd like to read that
benkay: i like writing but i dislike blogging.
Vexual: yeah its called a website, not a blog
BingoBoingo: pankkake: It couldn't hurt. I mean the more you've blogged the more you can link and stop repeating yourself.
Vexual: im happy thinking that the coiner of blog is a sad sack now
pankkake: I've been doing a lot of "you should have invested in PIF"
Vexual: fuckin with my venacular motherfucker
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10987 @ 0.00087496 = 9.6132 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: that means something different in nyc pankakke
BingoBoingo: Maybe pankkake Write the long form prospectus for PIF on the blog. It seems at the moment though you are leaving out some small things you could do to make PIF even safer.
mircea_popescu: pif le chien d'aportement
pankkake: ;;ud PIF
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pif | Pif is type of high grade marijuana that is identifiable by its distinct smell and excellent quality. Pif is not a particular strain but usually re...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: pif
pankkake: oh.
pankkake: PIF the communist dog
Vexual: uptown haze
mircea_popescu: just socialist.
pankkake: well it was from the French Communist Party
Vexual: yeah its cubanm
mircea_popescu: i guess l'humanite etc
mircea_popescu: in fairness it was a lot tamer than most of the bs presented as centrist today.
mircea_popescu: fun fact : i think i still have somewhere ~50 inches of full edition pifs, from about 65 to about 78
mircea_popescu: in year bindings,
pankkake: pif gadget, at least before their reissuance, wasn't really preachy
Vexual: u got a passport pankakke?
pankkake: yes
Vexual: wanna go cuba?
pankkake: nope
pankkake: those editions should be worth a lot
BingoBoingo: Passports are a liability. Better to be an undocumented native whereever you get discovered.
pankkake: I don't think my spanish would be credible
Vexual: im hoping english floats
Vexual: just learn sorry my friend is drunk we need a taxi
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
Vexual: best chatup line ver
mircea_popescu: just learn sorry my friend is drunk we need a taxi = hola yo necesito muchas albondigalitas. donde esta la zapatoria ?
mircea_popescu: if they answer with "is your hovercraft full of eels ?" you're golden.
Vexual: oh do come with mp
Vexual: ill carry eels just in case
Vexual: donde este hovercraft?
pankkake: vamos a la playa, mi corazon
Vexual: esta? esta
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14500001 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: donde esta el aerodeslizador.
Vexual: corazon?
BingoBoingo: Donde esta tu madre?
pankkake: corazon is that word that all spanish songs must have
pankkake: BingoBoingo: you forgot puta, alwas before madre. always
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16678 @ 0.00087178 = 14.5395 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Not always... Sometimes you suggest the other party Chengarse first and then you chenga tu madre
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.145 BTC [-]
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99497.msg3901066#msg3901066 grilled cat update
ozbot: ASICMINER: Entering the Future of ASIC Mining by Inventing It
Vexual: esta hija viene conmigo
mircea_popescu: so 40nm
mircea_popescu: and apparently hecan't get bitcoin for dollars etc.
Vexual: sounds like a different friedcat
mircea_popescu: which is a rapidly worsening problem.
pankkake: 40nm isn't news
KRS|Gotyawallet: wait and see what the swiss decision is on that
Vexual: if same friedcat he can get yan for bitcoin
KRS|Gotyawallet: we might all flock to sweden for swiss bank accts
BingoBoingo: Eh, on the optimistic side everyone advertising smaller nodes at this point hasn't shipped anything yet so he might actually have a better implementation at 40 nm. Still though mining is for suckers.
Vexual: are the power specs on target?
pankkake: bitfury is doing very well with its 40
Vexual: anyone re blades?
Vexual: firedcat holding fiat?
Vexual: fark
Vexual: oh i see
Vexual: what mp said
Vexual: who has he been talking to, his english has changed
BingoBoingo: Also imagine all of the drama
pankkake: probably not the same person
pankkake: not sure why people belive AM=one guy
Vexual: ty pankkake for rapid news
BingoBoingo: An AsicMiner collapse into ponzi alone if it happened tomorrow could probably give us $10,000 bitcoin simply because bitcoin is backed by drama
pankkake: thank pentadactyl
Vexual: ill thnbak you
pankkake: I hereby accept your thnbak
KRS|Gotyawallet: hah
KRS|Gotyawallet: In Satoshi's name, amen.
mircea_popescu: no homo : http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Breznev-Honecker_1979.jpg
pankkake: Dear Satoshi, I ask you now to forgive me, I have sold coins am sorry, I repent, wash me Satoshi, make me brand new. Satoshi, be my savior, be my lord, and my very best friend. From this moment on, I am yours and you are mine. Come mine your coins through me. Amen.
pankkake: (from #bitcoin-church)
Vexual: europe much?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG.F] 1 @ 0.49 BTC
lewicki: you sound like lorenzo
KRS|Gotyawallet: HAHA
KRS|Gotyawallet: lorenzomoney?
lewicki: yes
KRS|Gotyawallet: hah i know him
KRS|Gotyawallet: he's pretty funny met him at a starbux
lewicki: he drive up in a vespa?
KRS|Gotyawallet: idk what he drove in tbh
KRS|Gotyawallet: wanted to do some kind of project when i mentioned capital he got clammy
Vexual: lol
lewicki: porn
KRS|Gotyawallet: i guess people work for free these days
Vexual: its going around
Vexual: lorenzo from nwa?
BingoBoingo: You know, Bitcoin needs a solid "Where are they now" feature that covers people "media" found important in late 2012 and earlier that speaks to how irrelevant they are nao.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo sounds like a good blogpost.
Apocalyptic: ^^
KRS|Gotyawallet: u know vexual?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Might take some time, but probably more interesting than Dank
KRS|Gotyawallet: that music was the shit back then
Apocalyptic: I wonder where Vessenes is now
Vexual: if you ever see me in the pen, then it's me and lorenzo
BingoBoingo: And unlike Dank who I wrote off as uninsteresting early I've got some notes on Diabo-D3, Nefario, Thermos, et al
mircea_popescu: and with that, i bid you a very good night.
Vexual: ciao bella
KRS|Gotyawallet: nite
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1566 @ 0.00299997 = 4.698 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.16 BTC [+]
benkay: have dividends paid out? "Yes. But..."
benkay: i don't even track mining and that sounds retarded
thestringpuller: i stay icyhot these niggaz benkay
thestringpuller: - Tito Lopez
Vexual: hold cash save 1% good business
thestringpuller: so havelock is officially the new GLBSE?
thestringpuller: What are we at now GLBSE 5.0?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12332 @ 0.00087499 = 10.7904 BTC [+]
Vexual: panama holding co aint no bullshit
benkay: meanwhile mpoe steamrolls up to 87500
thestringpuller: that's because btc price dropped
thestringpuller: everytime there is a rise in btc price usually people vacate their position in MPOE and sell off their profits
Vexual: and coz nelson mandela time cover sold more than ever, it's a bottstrap
benkay: WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN
pankkake: it's havecocks now
thestringpuller: it seems that MPOE will be worth holding a lot more when the btc price stabilizes
thestringpuller: MPOE rises with less volatility
Vexual: its more evident than anything else mpoe will exist in ten years
benkay: orly
thestringpuller: i think there will be more than just an MPOE bot
thestringpuller: in 10 years
Vexual: well fortune didnt say its a guy from romainia
pankkake: will there be more than MP sideprojects traded?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00340009 = 0.68 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.1445 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3524 = 1.762 BTC [-] {4}
thestringpuller: MPOE is the most reliable place to trade options imo
pankkake: but in 10 years the dollar will be dead
benkay: let's all calm down
benkay: mp's getting his dick sucked already
KRS|Gotyawallet: im next ok?
Vexual: thats when u need a commie kid rolling shit pankakke
thestringpuller: the only thing is that MPOE-bot isn't making any money in the long term
thestringpuller: all that has to occur is all the MPBOR peeps stop giving MP money to run MPOE
thestringpuller: then MPOE can't function unless MP gives it his own capital
pankkake: not sure who are those guys
pankkake: satoshi?
benkay: yeah wtf that's some crazy risk to eat
benkay: and why
Vexual: satoshi not interested in money left or right
thestringpuller: then who would it be?
benkay: it's smidge
thestringpuller: people who are willing to sacrifice a % of their wealth so that bitcoin doesn't plummet?
benkay: smidge funds mpbor
pankkake: I guess it's valuable
bloctoc: MPBOR peeps <-- what is that?
thestringpuller: isn't the realized gains some -123%
pankkake: but the temptation to freeride is great
thestringpuller: bloctoc: MPBOR is the bond MP uses to fund MPOE bot
thestringpuller: you send MP cash with an attached interest rate and that goes into the bond pool for a given options month
thestringpuller: etc. etc.
benkay: rolls over forever
Vexual: life
pankkake: I guess it's slightly better than 1BitcoinEater
thestringpuller: someone who's invested in MPBOR for MPOE's entire lifespan would have lost 113% of their original capital if they left it unhedged...
thestringpuller: 123%
thestringpuller: *
benkay: maybe one hedges with the options
benkay: but still. insane! wtf!
benkay: insider trading on btc price i betcha
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.36080832 = 2.1648 BTC [+] {3}
benkay: i wonder if tiberiusxiv just went off the deep end imagining mpex conspiracies
benkay: or better! MP paid to have him driven insane.
bloctoc: all in one very bad month though right? then the bot was modified for the better for b holders. and 113% doesn't make sense.
thestringpuller: that's the realized gains though bloctoc over the lifespan of MPOE
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 31 @ 0.05 = 1.55 BTC
thestringpuller: it's probably the only valid point tiberius ever made
thestringpuller: but the service it provides to the bitcoin economy as a whole keeps the market from bottoming out
thestringpuller: MPOE-bot pays for our sins....
pankkake: so it is the true bitcoin jesus
thestringpuller: i guess so
benkay: an implicit backing of the biterati
benkay: this is a story that should be spread
bloctoc: in theory yes, but I don't see many people using options in practice.
thestringpuller: how so bloctoc ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 594 @ 0.00345156 = 2.0502 BTC [+] {8}
bloctoc: I know I sound like I'm trolling, but I don't fully understand who is using mpex for options trading. seems like none is for the last several months
bloctoc: I don't understand the price rise over the last few days either.
thestringpuller: it's an anonymous exchange but I know I've seen at least 200 BTC worth of C050
thestringpuller: sold short to the bot
pankkake: http://trilema.com/2013/mpoe-november-2013-statement/
ozbot: MPOE, November 2013 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
Vexual: sounds like a govenment to me
thestringpuller: so someone doesn't want the average price to go over 1100
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.00349999 = 0.245 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: immediately after there was large supply of BTC that flooded all the markets
benkay: this is the worst arg ever
thestringpuller: LOL
benkay: bitcoin is going to get me killed or something
Vexual: trust in satoshi
thestringpuller: satoshi is not in WoT, don't trust him
thestringpuller: ;;gettrust satoshi
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user satoshi: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=satoshi | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=satoshi | Rated since: never
Vexual: he doesnt need you to
pankkake: I have a −1 on satoshi on the forum
pankkake: "created a currency without any economics background"
thestringpuller: satoshi is the government
thestringpuller: satoshi is the the bildebergersssss
thestringpuller: the reptilian moon people
benkay: satoshi is fnord
thestringpuller: the moon landing was faked
Vexual: satoshi is the rules of life, mp is the government
bloctoc: Still learning, but I don't see how one would sell short to the bot. I thought the bot did the selling.
benkay: buy calls!
thestringpuller: bloctoc: you use the command mkopt
benkay: or that
benkay: you too can underwrite options
thestringpuller: yup
bloctoc: so, buy calls would be the opposite of the mkopt command right?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3609898 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: you underwrite an option then sell it to the bot who always has bids up
thestringpuller: yea
thestringpuller: buying an option is opposite of mkopt
bloctoc: Thanks gentlemen, I'm getting there.
benkay: gonna trade options?
thestringpuller: i wonder how much collateral that person needed
thestringpuller: ;;calc 200 / 0.054
gribble: 3703.7037037
thestringpuller: ;;calc 3703 * .1
gribble: 370.3
bloctoc: I might trade options with eulora dividends some day.
thestringpuller: LOL
benkay: you're long minigame?
bloctoc: since ipo
thestringpuller: there likely won't be operating revenue until 2015 though
bloctoc: hence the use of the phrase "some day"
benkay: i love how minigame and nsa have wildly different yield curves
benkay: nsa: probably some revenue in the near future.
thestringpuller: asciilifeform is goin hard on the Cardano
thestringpuller: benkay you are right though a company that isn't an MP side project needs to IPO on MPEx
benkay: minigame: not a lot of revenue now, maybe shitloads of revenue in the future, plus capital for spinoffs and low-investment games that bilk people of btc.
benkay: i'm noodling around with the idea of doing a depository, but it scares me shitliss.
benkay: shitless*
bloctoc: I am scared of security companies like Gordon Gekko is scared of airlines
thestringpuller: i don't think minigame will have a shitload of revenue, it'll have to build into it
benkay: explain yourself boctoc
benkay: bloctoc*
benkay: yeah. i'm just keeping my eye on it. i fire up the demo from time to time.
bloctoc: I think many many people come up with secure solutions that are great, but then nobody gives a shit enough to buy them.
bloctoc: same with games I guess
benkay: mp's theory is that he knows game design too
thestringpuller: yea but he doesn't?
benkay: skinner box is a skinner box
benkay: ain't much too it
benkay: to*
thestringpuller: games make money by being accessible to the fanbase
thestringpuller: that's why GTA V made some billion dollars in it's first weekend
Duffer1: popularity is no small factor either
thestringpuller: popularity is probably the only factor
thestringpuller: remember a show called Homocide Life on the Street?
thestringpuller: probably not because no one hearda bout it
thestringpuller: yet it was hailed as one of the greatest crime shows to ever air
Duffer1: never heard of it
thestringpuller: ^ exactly
pankkake: by hipsters probably
Duffer1: i would have liked to see the MP asset fund a compatible Steam Greenlight project
Duffer1: building something around crypto could work sure, but imo the popularity won't be there
thestringpuller: even steam greenlight is iffy, you only get so much visibility
pankkake: unless it pulls a minecraft? (still don't get why that game is popular)
thestringpuller: minecraft was all timing
thestringpuller: it also had like what 0 overhead?
Duffer1: i meant find a project on greenlight that looks like it might work with crypto currency, negotiate to fund them
benkay: what do you mean timing, thestringpuller?
Duffer1: greenlight is almost a vc superstore
bloctoc: I assume that is still on the radar. I would be surprised if all the IPO needs to go towards development from scratch.
thestringpuller: Look at minecraft's history. It was designed as an infiniminer clone. The alpha was sold at like what 5-10 dollars. It hit the market right at a time when people wanted something of that immersive nature.
thestringpuller: It's like how G-Funk took over the hip hop world in the 90's.
Duffer1: oh baby you... got what i neeEEEEeed..
KRS|Gotyawallet: idk what the big deal is other than they nailed the massive world nature of it..i never played it but watched videos
thestringpuller: it's fun for anyone who plays it, but mainly it's a game that literally gets children addicted
KRS|Gotyawallet: someone actually created a simple computer by making a machine that moved blocks around which add up to different values depending on the inputs
thestringpuller: which I think is how it became so popular
bloctoc: I'd like to see bitcoin based Grand Turismo for pink slips
thestringpuller: LOL
KRS|Gotyawallet: nice
Duffer1: cryptocurrency based Star Citizen pls
Duffer1: don't tell me you guys haven't heard of star citizen
pankkake: :(
bloctoc: I'm not much of a gamer.
Duffer1: >.<
Duffer1: it's eve, but good
pankkake: oh it's an *upcoming* game. it sounded like an old game
benkay: vaporware
thestringpuller: lol vaporware the game
benkay: what is so nominally special about the eulora economy again?
thestringpuller: how long can you fool your audience into thinking you have a product
thestringpuller: As MPOE-PR tried to argue with me: "There is no farming"
benkay: ?
thestringpuller: Basically every item in the game that spawns, spawns according to how much cryptocurrency is funding the game.
benkay: can't be talking mkt cap of smg, tho
benkay: gotta be some other vehicle
thestringpuller: yea all the food items and such have to be purcahsed with BTC
Duffer1: i think project entropia tried something like that a long time ago
thestringpuller: yea they tried exactly that
thestringpuller: and it became a mix of second life and eve
Duffer1: but far less popular than either of those :P
thestringpuller: no gimmick or monetization strategy beats solid gameplay
thestringpuller: if the gameplay is fun, then people will play it
Duffer1: i'd like for an upcoming game to be virtual currency based, but i don't see how it can be that, and fun at the same time
thestringpuller: the game will become popular if it's easily accessible and the rest takes care of itself
Duffer1: unless the currency is an alt, centrally controlled by the game company...
thestringpuller: you could make a crypto currency game that is single player
thestringpuller: straight up arcade style dude
thestringpuller: you know how many quarters I put in the Ninja Turtles game
thestringpuller: the Simpsons Game
thestringpuller: and the XMen game
Vexual: i lost a fortune on tekken
benkay: huh now there is an excellent idea
benkay: "put a satoshi in, kid"
Duffer1: put in quarters payout winners in btc?
Vexual: take the skills to the arcade
benkay: payout what winners?
Duffer1: small incentive for beating the game, nm
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 66 @ 0.00299998 = 0.198 BTC [+]
benkay: oh even better you can exchange all your loot for some gameplay credits
benkay: but ever doth the timer decrement
benkay: and ever doth your gear wear out
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 334 @ 0.00297604 = 0.994 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: they have btc atms
thestringpuller: why not an arcade machine converted to take btc
Vexual: ill play
Vexual: vex at top
thestringpuller: replace the ticket machines at chuck-e-cheese with btc
benkay: give the parents bitcoin wallets take dollars convert to btc, send btc back to parents new webwallet?
Vexual: ante on tekken
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8398 @ 0.00087544 = 7.3519 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: winner takes all (actually 95%)
Duffer1: meh
Duffer1: are arcades still popular?
Vexual: kids love losing money at arcades
benkay: neopets
thestringpuller: modern consoles kinda made arcades a thing of the past
Vexual: tekken is still serious in sydney
benkay: rip off neopets and fund it with btc
thestringpuller: now they are jsut relics of hotels and resorts
thestringpuller: but you could probably create a pay to play single player web based game like gauntlet legends
thestringpuller: insert satoshi to play
Duffer1: erf
Vexual: tekken is two player
thestringpuller: tekken can be one player though no?
thestringpuller: with AI and stuff
thestringpuller: until CHALLENGER APPROACHES
thestringpuller: and that's when all the asians gather around and start cheering
Vexual: let the cheeres bet too
Vexual: i feel a knife fight coming on
thestringpuller: i think the issue with MG is ultimately it's hard to make a game fun
thestringpuller: you know a game is fun when you play it, but not so much while making it
Vexual: there are lots of reasons people want to play
thestringpuller: yea but look at Mario vs any game on the Atari 2600 save maybe pitfall
Vexual: i ve'r had a 2600
Vexual: *ne'r
thestringpuller: you have to start really small to design a fun game
thestringpuller: like the original mega man is really fun but extremely difficult to the point it's generally not fun to non-hardcore gamers
thestringpuller: so they had to rebalance it for Mega Man 2 which outsold and was much more popular than it's predecessor
thestringpuller: so adding crypto to that mix is quite the challenge imo
Vexual: difficult is one thing
BingoBoingo: The bigger issue with S.MG is probably they have all of this capital that is probably going to exceed dev costs and going to be a dividend so people will hold for that.
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: what if they can't get to a point where they can get operating revenue?
thestringpuller: if the raised capital exceed dev costs due to deflation I can see that happening
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: That is a great question
thestringpuller: but if the monthly dev costs outweighs the incoming revenue from "sales" they'll still need that capital
Vexual: those arent the real hurdles for game devs
thestringpuller: tell that to ubisoft mr. Vexual
thestringpuller: THQ*
thestringpuller: mybad
Vexual: good point, thjose splash screens gotta mean something or the company is kaput
thestringpuller: THQ operated on a loss for some 2 years
Vexual: u cant make a game in a month
thestringpuller: Squaresoft did the same thing until they merged with Enix now they are back in the same scenario
thestringpuller: that's why you have to stagger development, multiple games in the pipe
BingoBoingo: I think one thing S.NSA has going for it is that even with deflation if costs are charged against raised capital, at least for No Such lAbs there aren't many replacement level competitors.
thestringpuller: or your primary game has to pay for itself upon release
thestringpuller: Rockstar will never go bankrupt
thestringpuller: for that very reason
Vexual: i spent 6 months in 95 on a game
Vexual: wa wa
thestringpuller: rockstar spends about 3-4 years per game
Vexual: top down stategy thing, fucking coisl iny our shows and this and thaty
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 400 @ 0.003 = 1.2 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: but they stagger the releases on a per year basis, usually may of each year
Vexual: artistic vision
BingoBoingo: I'm pretty sure whether BTC is $100 or $1500 S.NSA could pull off selling the Cardano for 0.35BTC
thestringpuller: Everyone wants a Cardano though
thestringpuller: Cardano will pay its development costs off quickly
thestringpuller: and NSA will operate on a profit
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 138 @ 0.003 = 0.414 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: when Eulora is released maybe BTC will be at 4g so the original raised capital will deflate with development costs
thestringpuller: will have deflated*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37200 @ 0.00087095 = 32.3993 BTC [-] {4}
Vexual: .bait
ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdld8qzUlU1rzb0veo1_400.jpg
pankkake: .bait
ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/59f1cdf7320e166a0b225b1b43ec8cb9/tumblr_mlv703uFg41r9e3eqo1_r1_500.jpg
thestringpuller: .bait
thestringpuller: :(
pankkake: ozbot detected you were under 18?
thestringpuller: i think someone made ozbot ignor me because i spammed bait via pm for a good 15 minutes one night
thestringpuller: and I was all fuck-a-you
pankkake: .bait
ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdl80bRmit1qedo9to1_500.jpg
benkay: .bait
ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuyf3smmwD1qzr6gxo1_500.jpg
KRS|Gotyawallet: ah nice
KRS|Gotyawallet: Mmmm
benkay: mmm.
KRS|Gotyawallet: damn pubes though
pankkake: yeah :/
thestringpuller: lol you pedo's
thestringpuller: "shaven girls like a baby's vagina"
pankkake: ephebophiles*
benkay: ;;ud ephebophiles
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ephebophile | The word ephebophile derives from Greek, with the individual root meanings of ephebo-, "youth", and phile, "one who is attracted to". In this case, "youth" does ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: ephebophile
KRS|Gotyawallet: wut
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22800 @ 0.00087035 = 19.844 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: ;;ud work
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=work | A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: work
KRS|Gotyawallet: i just cant stand pubes..maybe you like em getting caught in your throat when your favorite fuck sits on your face.. i dont =D
Vexual: if ciera dont win survivor ill eat my hat
BingoBoingo: ;;ud sound docking
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sound%20Docking | The act of inserting one's penis into another man's urethra. See also Sounding and Docking.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Sound Docking
KRS|Gotyawallet: omg
Duffer1: NO
thestringpuller: no
thestringpuller: no
KRS|Gotyawallet: and you would know of this term bingoboingo?
thestringpuller: NOPOE NOPE NOPE
pankkake: NPOE
BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: Only what the encyclopedia told me
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: What's that MP's greatest insults github?
Duffer1: ;;ud random
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=random | The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particular...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: random
Duffer1: i was hoping for a random definition
Duffer1: not ud definition of random
pankkake: BingoBoingo: https://gist.github.com/leffuy/750a4291264fa2de03a5
BingoBoingo: Thank you pankkake
Vexual: hes a fucking wealth of knowlegde
Duffer1: ha #3 got me
Vexual: ie pankakke
KRS|Gotyawallet: hey BingoBoingo- ever hear of a paleface?
KRS|Gotyawallet: Look i tup
Duffer1: ;;ud paleface
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paleface | A common term used by native Americans to classify white people.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: paleface
KRS|Gotyawallet: no different one
pankkake: Vexual: it's favorited on my github account, so easy to find everytime someone here asks
KRS|Gotyawallet: Paleface: The act of ejaculating into one's dominant hand, then giving an open-handed slap to another person with the aforementioned hand.
BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: I am familiar with the term
KRS|Gotyawallet: i'm sorry if you ever received one
KRS|Gotyawallet: not very fun
Vexual: fuck it, this is good enough for the main chan
BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: Worse things can happen
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U705EAx70Cw
ozbot: Rodney Rude McDonalds - YouTube
Vexual: wheres the chips cunt?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21880 @ 0.00087032 = 19.0426 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBqHPjeUCg
ozbot: "wanna get Chinese eyes man?"-cheech and chong - YouTube
Vexual: http://vimeo.com/31720870 <extrapolate
ozbot: Sepultura - Roots Bloody Roots 720p HD on Vimeo
Vexual: that must be the shittest youtube link ive ever
benkay: vexual:https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vlUR09yRHZU
Vexual: ty ben10, must be better
Vexual: is it me iceskating, eating a wurst with extra kraut?
Vexual: no, akiras second wave
Vexual: that was heavy
Vexual: the lephant had the poison
Vexual: http://vimeo.com/64611906 <antidote
ozbot: Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell and TI "Blurred Lines" EXPLICIT on Vimeo
Duffer1: good eye bleach, but you'll need ear bleach after unless you mute it
Vexual: allergic tro funkness?
Vexual: reggae soon
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4700 @ 0.00087103 = 4.0938 BTC [+]
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2wqmGu1EY8
ozbot: Everyone Nose (All The Girls Standing In The Line For The... - YouTube
Duffer1: o.0
Vexual: ¬
Duffer1: my poor ears what have you done :(
Vexual: told u wait
Vexual: i need to clense my cotex since benkay
Vexual: pankakke might say something important
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00087103 = 1.4808 BTC [+]
pankkake: not really
Vexual: implied
pankkake: trou de balle !
Vexual: heavy funk huh?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onxOOWuAtk8
ozbot: Flight Facilities - Crave You (Adventure Club Dubstep Remix) - YouTube
Vexual: pankakke how many peta sold? %?
Vexual: aproximatiallianoly?
pankkake: who cares
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk8eJh4i8Lo
ozbot: La Roux - Bulletproof - YouTube
Vexual: see prism, no bullshit data
Vexual: your like a sexier siri
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
Vexual: one in a milliopn baby
Duffer1: i'm not diggin your playlist tonight vex
Vexual: noone ver does
Duffer1: what's your current favorite?
Vexual: hasnt changed
pankkake: haven't listened but the few I know I like
Vexual: look where kakos log breaks
Duffer1: what am i lookin for?
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSKkSux_Wrs
ozbot: Sounds Of San Francisco Remix [Global Deejays] - YouTube
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLwML2PagbY
ozbot: Mercedes-Benz TV: MAGIC BODY CONTROL TV commercial "Chicken" - YouTube
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtyMeEcPPE
ozbot: Diana Ross - Upside down - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.05 = 2 BTC
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbCz2DgNyAg
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjXQBME4Yh4#
ozbot: BReal of Cypress Hill - Once Upon a Rhyme - YouTube
KRS|Gotyawallet: lol BReal
KRS|Gotyawallet: havent heard that name since the 90's
KRS|Gotyawallet: just killa man was the shit
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfr-Ejje9TU
ozbot: K.U.S.H. - Cypress Hill - YouTube
KRS|Gotyawallet: wtf am i listening to
KRS|Gotyawallet: vexual
KRS|Gotyawallet: check this one out- Donald D used to be down with ICE T and all them
KRS|Gotyawallet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLKO9hbTei0
ozbot: DONALD D CAR CHASE. - YouTube
KRS|Gotyawallet: pretty good song
pankkake: I don't realize it
BingoBoingo: Does anyone want to play a game... of chess...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7381 @ 0.00087299 = 6.4435 BTC [+]
pankkake: http://youtu.be/mWKWXs5PvhY
ozbot: Shining - Terres des Anonymes (ft. Famine of Peste Noire) - YouTube
BingoBoingo: pankkake, Vexual: either of you know how to play chess?
pankkake: not really and it bores me to death
BingoBoingo: Vexual, what about you?
KRS|Gotyawallet: Sexual: do you play with your chest?
Apocalyptic: BingoBoingo, what's your ELO rating ?
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Last time I did tournament play about 920, so not very high.
Apocalyptic: oh I see
Apocalyptic: I used to play a lot, not tournaments though
pankkake: I like Go better. less annoying rules :p
BingoBoingo: Ah, my problem has always been liking openings like the pirc with a bit more of a novelty feel
Apocalyptic: i usually don't memorize openings
BingoBoingo: I played one tournament in spring 2012 and then the previous outing was spring 2002
Apocalyptic: is there a platform we can play on without having to register ?
KRS|Gotyawallet: Does anyone want to play Solitare with me
BingoBoingo: IRC? Just pass Algebraic notation of the moves in text?
Apocalyptic: indeed
BingoBoingo: It amazes me at times, but there is a richer language for playing chess on the internet than displaying pictures
BingoBoingo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebraic_notation_%28chess%29
ozbot: Algebraic notation (chess) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
BingoBoingo: I am drunk and receptive to playing either color.
Apocalyptic: heh, alright
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Flip a coin and tell me what color it gave you...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.00087266 = 14.5734 BTC [-]
Apocalyptic: ;;coin
gribble: heads
Apocalyptic: so that's white
BingoBoingo: So heads mean you are black/white/red/yellow ??
BingoBoingo: Ok,
BingoBoingo: D4, E4, B4, Blowjob?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
Apocalyptic: B4 is a dubious move for an opening btw, i often play C4
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: I've heard it played as the Orangutang
BingoBoingo: C5 though leads to half of the Sicilian lines though so that is common
Apocalyptic: C4 is known as the English if i remember correctly
Apocalyptic: ok, so do we spam #assets with our moves or take it somewhere else ?
BingoBoingo: Yeah, but seriously fuck both the Anglos and the Saxons. Lets spam -assets just so the game is in the permanent record
Apocalyptic: as you wish, e4
BingoBoingo: Maybe some day Kramnik will come here and be like"you assholes"
BingoBoingo: d6
Apocalyptic: f3
BingoBoingo: pawn f3 or Nf3?
Apocalyptic: Nf3 sorry
BingoBoingo: Nf6
Apocalyptic: Nc3
BingoBoingo: g6
Apocalyptic: d4
BingoBoingo: Bf7
Apocalyptic: Bg7 you mean ?
BingoBoingo: No, Bf-g7
BingoBoingo: Was on f8, moves to g7
Apocalyptic: yeah, so that's just Bg7
BingoBoingo: Yeah
Apocalyptic: Bd3
BingoBoingo: 0-0
Apocalyptic: 0-0
BingoBoingo: b6
Apocalyptic: h4
BingoBoingo: c5
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.35997778 = 1.0799 BTC [-]
Apocalyptic: d5
BingoBoingo: Bg4
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35998758 = 0.72 BTC [+]
Apocalyptic: Be2
BingoBoingo: Nb-d7
KRS|Gotyawallet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdaOO-ZHzrM
ozbot: Eazy-E - Easier Said Than Dunn - YouTube
Apocalyptic: Ng5
BingoBoingo: BxB
Apocalyptic: QxB
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.35998823 = 1.44 BTC [+] {3}
KRS|Gotyawallet: You guys are straight up gangsta for spamming this channel with your chess moves. Fo sho.
BingoBoingo: Ne5
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 40 @ 0.36022124 = 14.4088 BTC [+] {4}
Apocalyptic: Bf4
BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: Gotta make a record to keep it honest
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.36135 = 2.1681 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: ;;ident BingoBoingo
gribble: Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user BingoBoingo, with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
BingoBoingo: Qd1
BingoBoingo: -Qd7
Apocalyptic: BxN
BingoBoingo: dxe5
Apocalyptic: f3
BingoBoingo: Nh5
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24087 @ 0.00087235 = 21.0123 BTC [-] {3}
Apocalyptic: Qf2
BingoBoingo: f6
Apocalyptic: Ne6
BingoBoingo: Rf-f7
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.373 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: ;;ident Apocalyptic
gribble: Nick 'Apocalyptic', with hostmask 'Apocalyptic!~Apocalypt@unaffiliated/apocalyptic', is identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None
Apocalyptic: a4
BingoBoingo: f5
Apocalyptic: NxB
BingoBoingo: KxN
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 102 @ 0.00349115 = 0.3561 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC
Apocalyptic: Qe3
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 162 @ 0.00349893 = 0.5668 BTC [+] {2}
KRS|Gotyawallet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRlf1EhNAZM
ozbot: Muffin Songs - Good Night | nursery rhymes & children songs with lyrics | muffin songs - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 153 @ 0.00349999 = 0.5355 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: f4
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 126 @ 0.00354404 = 0.4465 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 125 @ 0.00356663 = 0.4458 BTC [+] {5}
Apocalyptic: Ne2
BingoBoingo: fxe3?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13443 @ 0.00087025 = 11.6988 BTC [-] {3}
Apocalyptic: wtf did I just do...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.00087005 = 12.7462 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 18 @ 0.09871721 = 1.7769 BTC [+] {5}
Apocalyptic: gratz Bingo, I resign
BingoBoingo: K Apocalyptic I will accept when you insert one sharpie in the pooper.
Apocalyptic: heh, not happening
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Write Bingo on one asscheek and Boingo on the other...
BingoBoingo: Or else this game is still live
BingoBoingo: ;;ident Apocalyptic
gribble: Nick 'Apocalyptic', with hostmask 'Apocalyptic!~Apocalypt@unaffiliated/apocalyptic', is identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None
Apocalyptic: resignation is final, no need for the opponent to accept
BingoBoingo: Fine
BingoBoingo: Ident yourself at least
Apocalyptic: as you see I am authed
BingoBoingo: Cool, I just want you to ident youself. For the logs...
Apocalyptic: ;;ident
gribble: You are identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None
BingoBoingo: Thanks, I accept your resignation D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7
KRS|Gotyawallet: wow you guys take this seriously
pankkake: shouldn't the correct procedure for the loser to open a scam accusation thread?
BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: This is -assets everything is srs bsns
Apocalyptic: KRS|Gotyawallet, apparently so
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Maybe, but the log offers evidence in the winner's favor. This isn't Buttfunder
Apocalyptic: not that there was something at stake
pankkake: doesn't matter, make a poll to determine who is the real winner
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: There wasn't now, but this might offer an example for snackman, et al. There was a contest. A person won. Another lost. If some fucker would have tried to sneak in late they would have opened a scam poll.
Apocalyptic: k pankkake just let me call my shills
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Open that poll
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 21 @ 0.35018058 = 7.3538 BTC [-] {9}
BingoBoingo: ;;rate Apocalyptic 2 Gracious person under adversity
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user Apocalyptic has been recorded.
BingoBoingo: pankkake: So how are you structuring this poll?
pankkake: I'm not doing anything
pankkake: not in the mood
BingoBoingo: I though pankkake You promised one of your famous polls.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1850 @ 0.00087005 = 1.6096 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Is it sad this doesn't seem like a parody? http://www.theonion.com/articles/thunk-u-for-nobbel-prise-me-happie-now,34171/
pankkake: I should rewatch Idiocracy
BingoBoingo: pankkake: As should everyone
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4400 @ 0.00087174 = 3.8357 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14079 @ 0.00087174 = 12.2732 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 42 @ 0.0034 = 0.1428 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 37 @ 0.05 = 1.85 BTC
KRS|Gotyawallet: btc is a ghost town on freenode
KRS|Gotyawallet: no volume at gox very little at btc-3
KRS|Gotyawallet: btc3
KRS|Gotyawallet: something is very strange..no volume at the exchanges
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2313 @ 0.00087005 = 2.0124 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18090 @ 0.00086954 = 15.73 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 20 @ 0.0077 = 0.154 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
Fox13: Anybody know anything about the ฿2360.0000 NEOBEE sale on 2013-12-03?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3506 = 1.753 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10484 @ 0.00087183 = 9.1403 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13866 @ 0.00087299 = 12.1049 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 190 @ 0.0030333 = 0.5763 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18902 @ 0.00086941 = 16.4336 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 61 @ 0.0030333 = 0.185 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4250 @ 0.00086996 = 3.6973 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.35 = 1.75 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.35 = 1.4 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.345 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16900 @ 0.00087059 = 14.713 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.33820001 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13450 @ 0.00087303 = 11.7423 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10250 @ 0.00086932 = 8.9105 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 666 @ 0.0006 = 0.3996 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.33803337 = 5.0705 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 10891 @ 0.00015 = 1.6337 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.339 = 1.017 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15399999 BTC [+]
chetty: http://letstalkbitcoin.com/jpmorgan-chase-building-bitcoin-killer/#.Uqch3NHk4xB
ozbot: JPMorgan Chase Building Bitcoin-Killer | Lets Talk Bitcoin
Duffer1: how cute
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44450 @ 0.00086891 = 38.623 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26850 @ 0.00086771 = 23.298 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: gotta love all these noobs showing up, asking a q and vanishing in 5 minutes
mircea_popescu: irc is haerd.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG.F] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10879 @ 0.00086689 = 9.4309 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotyawallet: woa check this out
KRS|Gotyawallet: its the beginning of the end i tell ya
KRS|Gotyawallet: http://i.imgur.com/Obl8xRW.jpg
KRS|Gotyawallet: zoom in and read that
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14407 @ 0.00086853 = 12.5129 BTC [+]
diametric: KRS|Gotyawallet: nice.
ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats
gribble: Current Blocks: 274180 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2011 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 45 minutes, and 27 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1059096125.31 | Estimated Percent Change: 16.59549
mjr_: what up everybody
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18015 @ 0.00087177 = 15.7049 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: KRS|Gotyawallet i guess the central bank governors do not wish to come to timisoara and kiss my pinky ring eh ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: silly doggies, don't they know sucking the cock willingly is a lot more pleasant and less painful than doing it forcibly ?
KRS|Gotyawallet: wtf man
KRS|Gotyawallet: since this isnt real currency governmennts abroad shouldn't have any problems with hooking up services for it huh
ThickAsThieves: we need to get that satellite going and more wifi nets
mircea_popescu: we need to make the wifi snuke already
mircea_popescu: and all the girlies say "i'm pretty pegged for junior high"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28050 @ 0.00087448 = 24.5292 BTC [+] {3}
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=297503.msg3906512#msg3906512 lol
ozbot: [ActiveMining] The Official Active Mining Discussion Thread [Self-Moderated]
kakobrekla: lol
mircea_popescu: summary for the poor who cnaet raed ?
kakobrekla: you dont need to read
kakobrekla: https://images.weserv.nl/?url=s23.postimg.org/amf49tzor/image.jpg&fnr
pankkake: there's no summary it's a picture
nubbins`: hi
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/security-experts-to-fiat-world-fuck-you-srsly/
ozbot: Security Experts to Fiat World : Fuck you, srsly pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: mentioning ThickAsThieves benkay Kleeck etc
nubbins`: a star-studded cast
nubbins`: in other news, i woke up to this: http://imgur.com/X5PpOmJ
nubbins`: c'est l'hiver!
kakobrekla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhabgvIIXik
ozbot: Road Bike Party 2 - Martyn Ashton - YouTube
kakobrekla: a few sick ones
ThickAsThieves: BitBet - Reality is Self-Evident
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats
nubbins`: tat, mp: i lel'd
gribble: Current Blocks: 274185 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2006 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 9 minutes, and 5 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 899951662.105 | Estimated Percent Change: -0.92466
ThickAsThieves: that's what i'm talmbout!
nubbins`: oh god everyone buy mining rigs
pankkake: hurray
nubbins`: THE ARSE IS GONE OUT OF 'ER
pankkake: no, this week is "tell everyone to mine ppcoin" week
nubbins`: i only mine nmc
mike_c: pankkake, you see this? tsk tsk. http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/12/french-agency-caught-minting-ssl-certificates-impersonating-google/
ThickAsThieves: we need another coin that ASICs can mine as is
ThickAsThieves: just fork bitocoin as is
nubbins`: there are other coins that ASICs can mine as is
ThickAsThieves: which?
nubbins`: see my prev statement
ThickAsThieves: so normal block erupters can mine that?
nubbins`: nod
ThickAsThieves: sheeet
ThickAsThieves: why is this hype train not chooing?
nubbins`: btcguild mines nmc for you
pankkake: wow, it's no longer obscure dictatorships doing it
nubbins`: merged mining, it's called
nubbins`: same hashes
ThickAsThieves: nah not same hashes
pankkake: ThickAsThieves: well that's ppcoin, it's sha256
nubbins`: well the technical details are beyond me
nubbins`: but the same work is used for both coins
pankkake: and you get more coins
ThickAsThieves: i mean same hashes is no use to me
pankkake: for less hash
ThickAsThieves: must divert hashes!
nubbins`: well then you're just throwing away btc ;p
nubbins`: which was the joke behind me saying "i only mine nmc"
ThickAsThieves: no i did that when i made the bet ;)
nubbins`: HEH!
nubbins`: some old man (maybe 70+) just knocked on the tourette hooker neighbour's door
nubbins`: there's some crazy noises coming from over there now
ThickAsThieves: this is broken:
ThickAsThieves: ;;nethash
gribble: 6400549.04237
pankkake: trying to cheat already?
ThickAsThieves: who runs gribble again? nanotube?
nubbins`: nod
mircea_popescu: whoa negative change!
nubbins`: inorite?
mircea_popescu: dude if tat wins that bet it'll be like...
ThickAsThieves: tears all around!
nubbins`: but of laughter, or joy?
nubbins`: wait
mircea_popescu: that's what makes a harem good : you're the only one not teary
nubbins`: fuck.
nubbins`: but of... ah, the moment's passed.
jcpham: ;;diffchange
gribble: Estimated percent change in difficulty this period | 3.04475 % based on data since last change | -1.56527 % based on data for last three days
jcpham: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 274186 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2005 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 1 minute, and 49 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 936007906.993 | Estimated Percent Change: 3.04475
mircea_popescu: lol @jpm trying to patent bitcoin
mircea_popescu: i hope they realise this means rape.
jcpham: i bet the get a patent too
jcpham: i doubt it does any good
ThickAsThieves: they want to reinvent credit cards?
jcpham: yes but first they copied something free to use
pankkake: imagine if bitcoin was like credits cards, we'd give private keys to each other and trust not to take more than needed
mircea_popescu: jcpham i doubt they'll actually get the patent
mircea_popescu: these days the patent office is high into trolling applicants.
nubbins`: mp, link?
jcpham: i wouldn't be suprised mircea_popescu
jcpham: but it's harder than it used to be
mircea_popescu: let the record show obama did some things right, too
mircea_popescu: but now they're putting a lot of effort into searching prior art.
mircea_popescu: two degrees of magnitude more than during bush say
mircea_popescu: nubbins` https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=365143.new
nubbins`: tks
nubbins`: hahaha:
nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/chip-wilson-lululemon-founder-steps-down-1.2457958
ozbot: Chip Wilson, Lululemon founder, steps down - Business - CBC News
nubbins`: so word is that "lululemon" was chosen because chip wilson gets heavy lels from japanese people mispronouncing things
nubbins`: no joke
mircea_popescu: i guess that's the end of that.
nubbins`: well they got the guy from TOMS shoes to step in, so yes
mircea_popescu: i wonder how many "brands" only exist currently because the brand owners are pushing them, paying a rent each year to the world/out the window / toilet bowl.
mircea_popescu: i mean, theres a ton of blogs and sites that only exists because and inasmuch the owner keeps pushing them
mircea_popescu: but i guess nobody realises stuff like adidas or vevo are in the same boat.
nubbins`: "know what's a good idea? charge whitey $70 for a pair of $5 shoes, and give another pair for free to some poor african kid so his folks lose their job at the shoe factory"
nubbins`: yeah, brands are a funny thing
nubbins`: like
nubbins`: way to buy a fuckin' logo, y'know?
mircea_popescu: myeah.
mircea_popescu: brands as the classical thing made sense
mircea_popescu: but now a brand is like a rap album, or a sex tape
nubbins`: nod
nubbins`: no longer a mark of quality
nubbins`: but just a mark of brand
nubbins`: self-referential beat-off
mircea_popescu: yeah! actually, what the sex tape is to the starlet, the brand is to the no-business "busioness"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 196 @ 0.02550985 = 4.9999 BTC [-] {8}
mircea_popescu: somehow the point where you gotta have a business to be a business is eschewed, in favour of merely having a "brand", which really is a logo + advertising bills package
mircea_popescu: much like competence is replaced by degrees, which really are a certificate + "education" bills package
nubbins`: you see this at all scales too, from local to worldwide
mircea_popescu: well, "worldwide"
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: there's this "company" around town, "FOG TOWN BRAND"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 26 @ 0.02541461 = 0.6608 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: afaict, the only thing they produce is stickers with their logo
ThickAsThieves: a brand is supposed to be a trust profile
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves yeah, but they ain't in the wot.
nubbins`: and even those are just literal rips of other brand logos, with "FOG TOWN" emblazoned in place of the original name
nubbins`: heh.
nubbins`: pink eye print company is in the wot.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
ThickAsThieves: who needs we wot, we have escrow/arbiter website #X1A now
mircea_popescu: o i c
ThickAsThieves: See: http://bitcoinmagazine.com/8834/bitrated-you-can-no-longer-say-bitcoin-has-no-consumer-protection/
ThickAsThieves: bitcoin magazine has you covered!
nubbins`: the fuck i can't say it
the20year: Meh
the20year: consumer protection is over rated :D
ThickAsThieves: lol at the Cex.io ad on that page
ThickAsThieves: "Revolutionary MoneyMaking!"
nubbins`: "oh, well, i'm sure 'hobo dave' will prevent me from losing my money"
nubbins`: lel @ bitrated
nubbins`: all i see is a couple of chumps from -otc
Apocalyptic: bitrated is flawed
nubbins`: honestly, i wouldn't trust most of the people in -otc even if they sent first.
thestringpuller: ;;gettrust nubbins`
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user nubbins`: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=nubbins` | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=nubbins` | Rated since: Wed Oct 16 19:58:53 2013
ThickAsThieves: "I am a well-known author, blogger, entrepreneur and programmer, currently serving as CTO of "
thestringpuller: ;;gettrust nubbins
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user nubbins: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=nubbins | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=nubbins | Rated since: never
thestringpuller: apparently I shouldn't trust you nubbins`
ThickAsThieves: you know he's well known cuz he says so
nubbins`: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=nubbins`
ozbot: Rating Details for User 'nubbins`'
nubbins`: apparently you shouldn't
thestringpuller: how do I know you're going to deliver mah paintin one day
thestringpuller: <.<;;
nubbins`: have a little faith!
nubbins`: not sure if the horse should have a huge drooping cock, or the rider
nubbins`: or both
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.003033 = 0.1365 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 70 @ 0.02115872 = 1.4811 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> honestly, i wouldn't trust most of the people in -otc even if they sent first. <<< neither would they.
nubbins`: rite?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves well he's well known to yourself.
nubbins`: thestringpuller: ah, i see you have a +10 rating from 'danieldaniel' with the comment "Fuck you."
mircea_popescu: at least they don't go "we're a well known" etc.
nubbins`: i bet that took some wrangling
mircea_popescu: it'll be funny when private individual dorks start actually refering to themselves in the 1st person
mircea_popescu: god knows they're already doing it when speaking as if "their company"
mircea_popescu: fuck you, i'm a compadragon!
nubbins`: HEH
nubbins`: i do that
nubbins`: but in my defense, there's three of us
mircea_popescu: at least you got a wife
mircea_popescu: yeah.
ThickAsThieves: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=359858.msg3906713#msg3906713 A proud day for any service.
nubbins`: ha
mircea_popescu: sexcoin was overdue.
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nubbins`: at least it wasn't late
nubbins`: ba-dum-tss
mircea_popescu: you mean early
nubbins`: nah, period talk
ThickAsThieves: da-dumb-tss
assbot: Last 12 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1499136/plain/)
mircea_popescu: !b 12 ✂︎
nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/pussy-riot-greenpeace-activists-could-be-granted-amnesty-in-russia-1.2458026
ozbot: Pussy Riot, Greenpeace activists could be granted amnesty in Russia - World - CBC News
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.339 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: worst news ever
mircea_popescu: keep them naked in gaol 4ever!
ThickAsThieves: after a year locked up?
nubbins`: best thing to come out of this was watching stuffy newscasters have to say the phrase "Pussy Riot" so many times
mircea_popescu: ima start a petition
ThickAsThieves: didnt one get away?
mircea_popescu: KEEP PUSSY RIOT CAGED!
nubbins`: nah
nubbins`: i think one got sent to a gulag
nubbins`: and went missing on the way
mircea_popescu: and then is this the blondy with small tits and an annoying personality that split up with her hubby
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.00332547 = 0.2926 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: because eiother or both betrayed the holy cause of pussy rioting ?
ThickAsThieves: no the pretty one
mircea_popescu: there was only one pretty one, and she was dumb as a plank
ThickAsThieves: that had sex pregnant in public
mircea_popescu: i think i still have pix somwhere
mircea_popescu: a no, the one with the nice tits.
ThickAsThieves: there was the riot grrl, then artsy girl, and the prairie girl
nubbins`: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pussy_Riot_by_Igor_Mukhin.jpg
nubbins`: prairie girl was the blond one
mircea_popescu: in total there were maybe two dozen
ThickAsThieves: yeah a bunch
ThickAsThieves: my mom is in pussy riot now
nubbins`: Cock Civil Disobedience
nubbins`: ah, just because there's blood everywhere and people are crying doesn't mean it's a riot.
nubbins`: "Barack Obama, Raul Castro shake hands at Mandela memorial"
nubbins`: ah, my sides.
nubbins`: "no srsly bru, we're still not cool"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02249999 = 0.18 BTC [+]
nubbins`: wow, apollo 11 crew had to pass thru US customs & immigration upon returning from the moon
mircea_popescu: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/bikini-clad-siberian-jogger-hit-6-50-traffic-fine-article-1.1283421
mircea_popescu: hahaha what!
thestringpuller: yo did you bring back any moon drugs?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.339 = 1.356 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: we'll need to check you for moon meth
pankkake: they probably just checked for bitcoins
mircea_popescu: basically all the us is these days, is one giant cartman
mircea_popescu: going "respect mah autoritah"
nubbins`: http://www.space.com/7044-moon-apollo-astronauts-customs.html
ozbot: Back from the Moon, Apollo Astronauts Had to Go Through Customs | Space.com
nubbins`: flight origin: "MOON"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.3366875 = 5.387 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 68 @ 0.003311 = 0.2251 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: Flight No.: "APOLLO 11"
asciilifeform: better than fiction: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/12/new-us-spy-satellite-features-world-devouring-octopus/
nubbins`: Conditions on board which may lead to the spread of disease: TBD
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: wow, jesus
nubbins`: that's a cool logo
nubbins`: terrifying, but cool
asciilifeform: bunch of 'cubesats' in there, too: http://www.cubesat.org/index.php/missions/upcoming-launches/134-l39-launch-alert
mircea_popescu: hahaha nothing is beyond our reach, except pls don't use gpg.
mircea_popescu: and please stick to cloudflare and tor.
mircea_popescu: and please don't use cash
nubbins`: from the comments: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ba42Z0lCMAAfkzM.jpg
mircea_popescu: but nothing other than those three
mircea_popescu: mostly.
mircea_popescu: honestly, the sad mental state of people still showing up to work for the various usg agencies suggests we'll soon see jamestown-like mass suicides.
nubbins`: at least they'll use a name-brand drink.
asciilifeform: nah, only a handful of KGB brass offed themselves in the '90s
asciilifeform: no reason this one should play out any differently
pankkake: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/12/08/2232257/employee-morale-is-suffering-at-the-nsa
ozbot: Employee Morale Is Suffering At the NSA - Slashdot
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform kgb was a lot more cynical.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00087278 = 4.0148 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: cynicism is good protective serum. these people are nutty.
mircea_popescu: But on this most auspicious of nights…permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet…to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.Voilà!In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran…cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.This visage, no mere veneer of vanity…is a vestige of the vox populi,now vacant, vanished.However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stand
mircea_popescu: s vivified…and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice…and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance,a vendetta…held as a votive not in vain,for the value and veracity of such…shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose.So let me simply add that it’s my ver
mircea_popescu: y good honor to meet you…and you may call me V .
mircea_popescu: i wish i could write like wthat.
ThickAsThieves: I have the original
mircea_popescu: the movie you mean ?
ThickAsThieves: the comic
mircea_popescu: o o
ThickAsThieves: apparently its not worth anything
ThickAsThieves: oh wait it is
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.00087278 = 2.3565 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://www.eva.ro/dragoste/sex/poveste-adevarata-m-au-violat-ca-sa-nu-mai-fiu-lesbiana-articol-37722.html
mircea_popescu: article about lezzie that got raped "curatively". comment section ? lezzies dating
mircea_popescu: fascinating romania.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9566 @ 0.00087082 = 8.3303 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/12/10/1352228/3-d-printed-gun-ban-fails-in-senate
ozbot: 3-D Printed Gun Ban Fails In Senate - Slashdot
mircea_popescu: awww
nubbins`: so much for illegal shapes
nubbins`: i'd love a 3d printer, can't justify it
ThickAsThieves: all i see when i look at 3d printers is cancer
ThickAsThieves: reminds me of the fear i had loading Xerox machines
nubbins`: what, as opposed to all the other plastic you come into contact in the run of a day?
ThickAsThieves: well i inhale as little a spossible
ThickAsThieves: (plastic dust)
nubbins`: i'm not sure 3d printers produce dust
nubbins`: but anyway, if you smell plastic, it's in your body
nubbins`: likely for a very long time
ThickAsThieves: ok
mircea_popescu: afaik the phtalates (softening agents) are the main problem with "normal" plastics
mircea_popescu: afaik 3d printing doesn't use them
mircea_popescu: (cause too expensive/difficult, mostly)
ThickAsThieves: so no need for masks when 3d printing?
mircea_popescu: yes, but for the solvents
mircea_popescu: just like printing.
mircea_popescu: now, as far as solvents go toluene (used to be widely used in the 70s etc) is actually carginogenic
mircea_popescu: but has been disused for > 20 years buy now.
ThickAsThieves: sell later
nubbins`: the hip thing these days is to use acetone vapor to take the jagged edges off rough 3d prints
nubbins`: if anything, that's the dangerous step
mircea_popescu: good excuse for a little acetone trippin'.
nubbins`: generally they use ABS and PLA plastics, not sure about the specifics of either
nubbins`: ah, lego is made from ABS
nubbins`: and everyone eats those
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nubbins`: i'm told lego sandwiches are a danish delicacy
mircea_popescu: lmao
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mircea_popescu: actually since we're on the topic, it's good policy to throw out all old plastic in the house (>3 years or so) and replace it with modern plastic (if made in the us or eu, past coupla years)
mircea_popescu: an especially good time to do so is when preparing the house for the first baby.
mircea_popescu: this is especially true of any pvc items, if you can recognise pvc
ThickAsThieves: but my box of wires!
nubbins`: pvc is nasty
mircea_popescu: the reason would be that phtalates are toxic, and unbound to the actual plastic, so they leak out as the thing breaks down through age/sun exposure
mircea_popescu: whereas it's been mostly phased out of production, so no longer used as a plasticizer since ~2010/2012
nubbins`: honestly believe plastic will be the ultimate downfall of man
ThickAsThieves: legalization of marijuana will be the downfall of man
nubbins`: or, y'know, some sort of meteor impact
ThickAsThieves: hehe
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: no, legalization of marijuana will be the downfall of government
mircea_popescu: failure to kiss my pinky ring will be downfall of woman.
mircea_popescu: man, nobody cares about.
nubbins`: pinky ring? hmm, kind of gay
ThickAsThieves: his other fingers are busy
mircea_popescu: no, homo!
mircea_popescu: you know... we need a dedicated #bitcoin-assets band.
mircea_popescu: rap, heavy metal, something.
nubbins`: i play drums!
ThickAsThieves: i make beats and have a studio
mircea_popescu: they could make songs about shit being discussed, and get bittips
ThickAsThieves: and play guitar
ThickAsThieves: and some keys
pankkake: there's already a bitcoin song http://youtu.be/fZfg1Gtcg08
mircea_popescu: could be like, pretty edgy
ThickAsThieves: does bitbet know about the bitcoin song?
ThickAsThieves: didnt think so
nubbins`: "the downfall of men"
mircea_popescu: pankkake i don't mean one song. i mean a fucking band. a song a month
nubbins`: there's an album right there
pankkake: I can already say I can't do anything
mircea_popescu: i could perhaps get chicks to show up for nude vids to go with teh muzak
ThickAsThieves: you can be the webmaster
nubbins`: hmmmm
nubbins`: we could sell merch
mircea_popescu: once it gets popular it can have it's own fucking F! show
mircea_popescu: cable is desperate for content anyway
ThickAsThieves: yknow there really is room for a bitcoin-famous and themed band
mircea_popescu: there's a living in here.
the20year: What are your feelings on ciphertrade, everyone?
nubbins`: heh, there's a 6'7" metal guitarist guiding a dump truck down my dead-end street
ThickAsThieves: we try not to get emotional about it the20year
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you mean as in height ?!
nubbins`: yeah
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mircea_popescu: wow.
nubbins`: nod
ThickAsThieves: made of metal?
ThickAsThieves: impressive
nubbins`: his band is called "crossboners"
mircea_popescu: they do a lot of docking ?
nubbins`: lel
nubbins`: we (dick surgery) played a show with them once
mircea_popescu: the shit i learn from the internet.
ThickAsThieves: so there must be all kindsa great song names
ThickAsThieves: I Wanna Hold (Your Assets)
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: moar like
mircea_popescu: Moving Forward & Resolution
mircea_popescu: We Were Married Two Weeks Ago
ThickAsThieves: It's Time for an Update
mircea_popescu: (And It Hasn't Happened Yet)
ThickAsThieves: Reddit Stole My Baby
mircea_popescu: Amazingly Great News
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ThickAsThieves: We Are the Wealthy Elite
mircea_popescu: actually first album should probably be We are a Company
ThickAsThieves: The Company Lyin
nubbins`: ah, lovely, i was hoping i'd spill a full mug of coffee all over the table today
nubbins`: where's my to-do list...
ThickAsThieves: Weak Hands, Strong Heart
nubbins`: asjlieurhgipfhgiuegheiwru water too?!?!?!?!?!
nubbins`: AAAAHHHH
nubbins`: mother fucker
ThickAsThieves: The Bitcoin is in the Mail
pankkake: Chip in for some Cheap Shares
mircea_popescu: so in todays installment of fml, few days ago i get a gallon of plum juice, then yest i spend the day getting drunk with the guy who gave it to me. total intake ~1.7 liters of pure alcohol past 7 days. today, chick i know wants me to pls answer some q's for this study she's doing for school.
ThickAsThieves: 1. How much do you drink?
mircea_popescu: it's, of course, about alcohol consumption. after 5 questions she's like... well that's nice, you exceed the total so far.
nubbins`: haha
mircea_popescu: i'm like "no but this is exceptional. it's not the real me! i didn't even get drunk!
ThickAsThieves: You Can Reset My 2fa Anytime
mircea_popescu: hey this stuff is great, you shouyld try it sometime!"
nubbins`: "it's not the real me!"
nubbins`: if i had a dollar...
mircea_popescu: you could almost afford a bitcoin ?
nubbins`: people still buy those?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.334 = 1.67 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: not in the us.
nubbins`: heh!
mircea_popescu: they're against democracy there.
mircea_popescu: wait I got it!
mircea_popescu: This Is A Small Amount of First Album
mircea_popescu: that's the first album
ThickAsThieves: ron paul says bitcoin is the destroyer of all
nubbins`: the destroyer of worlds
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves he's just quoting mp.
pankkake: I Got Scammed And I Liked It
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nubbins`: i thought that was oppenheimer.
mircea_popescu: maybe moar like i got scammed but maybe it didn't really happen
ThickAsThieves: Do You Even Mine?
mircea_popescu: o ya
mircea_popescu: def.
nubbins`: IPOh My God
mircea_popescu: haha
pankkake: The Coins Are Gone
ThickAsThieves: IPOMG
mircea_popescu: Gettin' it on the ground floor.
nubbins`: Slaughter House Three
nubbins`: wait, how many of them were there?
nubbins`: please say 5
mircea_popescu: The Reports Were In The Pudding. We Ated It.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9850 @ 0.00086656 = 8.5356 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: I Was Gonna Pay Dividends, But Then I Got Hacked
mircea_popescu: hahaah
mircea_popescu: Cold Wallet < Hot Wallet
nubbins`: I'm Not Really Here: The Story of Your Funds
mircea_popescu: Listen To The Sound Of Lag
mircea_popescu: also Laggerban
mircea_popescu: Laggerband*
nubbins`: Blockchained Melody
mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2JbJuZU6i0
ozbot: Rick Ross In New York"Kiss My Pinky Ring" Official Music Video(50 cent diss) - YouTube
ThickAsThieves: lol
nubbins`: lel @ "diss tracks"
ThickAsThieves: we need a vocalist
nubbins`: diss track, son // distraction
mircea_popescu: guy can't rap either.
ThickAsThieves: rick ross is so horrible
ThickAsThieves: RUUHHHH
pankkake: Hotel Bitcoinica
Apocalyptic: ^^
nubbins`: lovely place
mircea_popescu: but you can't never leave.
nubbins`: gimme some divs at the hotel bitcoinica
mircea_popescu: Guise How To Make Exchange?
ThickAsThieves: Decentralize This Book
nubbins`: hahaha
kanzure: decentralize this food bank
mircea_popescu: Decentralized Vajina
nubbins`: pretty lulzy that people from all over are donating to this one place that feeds the homeless
kanzure: is it good food?
nubbins`: while likely simultaneously doing fuck-all in their own communities
nubbins`: BITCOIN!
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you don't understand the magic of it.
mircea_popescu: do you know what nimby means nubbins` ?
nubbins`: yah, of course
mircea_popescu: well that's the appeal
nubbins`: i live in north america
mircea_popescu: feed the homeless OVER THERE
nubbins`: heh
mircea_popescu: so they all either starve in our own community or move there
mircea_popescu: problem solved.
nubbins`: if they stopped to think for a moment, they'd probably realize that they'd rather have their local homeless be well-fed
nubbins`: but ya know
mircea_popescu: no thety wouldn't. homeless = mobile.
nubbins`: it's not called thinkcoin
mircea_popescu: let them pack and move to that one place where they get fed.
nubbins`: i live on an island
mircea_popescu: even a dog can swim.
nubbins`: homeless != mobile
nubbins`: yah, but for 12 hours?
mircea_popescu: twist : MPOE-PR would do vocals.
ThickAsThieves: oh yeah?
mircea_popescu: O, you need a vocalist for the btc version of anal cunt? i'd do that ;D
mircea_popescu: would you ?
mircea_popescu: absolutely
nubbins`: i suppose if you had a floatation device, you could take the currents to montreal
nubbins`: not sure tho
nubbins`: anal cunt, now there's a throwback
pankkake: hehe
nubbins`: one of those guys died a few years ago
ThickAsThieves: See Here.
mircea_popescu: hahaha
pankkake: well that's the main AC guy: (NSFW) http://i53.tinypic.com/123mez9.jpg
Diablo-D3: -_-`
mircea_popescu: only faggots put nsfw warnings on pics that contain no cunt.
nubbins`: lel
nubbins`: tying off with a patch cord
ThickAsThieves: you know youre a rockstar when
pankkake: naken man is more nsfw than naked female
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu doesn't put any nsfw tags on anything
mircea_popescu: when your dick and balls fit in one mouth ?
Diablo-D3: and its a half way decent patch cord too
nubbins`: well he obv didn't have a belt handy, so...
thestringpuller: thus I can't read trilema at work
mircea_popescu: ;;google site:trilema.com nsfw
gribble: NSFW - Well, what's in a picture ? pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/nsfw-well-whats-in-a-picture>; [NSFW] Test de cultura locala pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/nsfw-test-de-cultura-locala>; The froth of our days pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2013/the-froth-of-our-days/>
mircea_popescu: HA!
thestringpuller: lolol
thestringpuller: okay okay
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mircea_popescu: penis is nsfw ? seriously ?!
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nubbins`: yipes
pankkake: you have to undertand the W part
nubbins`: i brought my penis to work literally every day
nubbins`: good thing nobody found out
pankkake: better be a perv at work than a gay at work
mircea_popescu: ok so this band, does it actually have anyone ? what's it need, a drummer an electric guitar, alead vocal ?
nubbins`: you'll need bass too
Diablo-D3: and a guy on keyboard
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mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves if all the people in the band connect in a skype conference, can you pull youtube sound out of that ?
nubbins`: keyboard changes the whole dynamic, choose wisely
ThickAsThieves: well if you just wanna record, i can cover any missing parts rreally
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: lag, impossible
ThickAsThieves: but if you wanna perform
ThickAsThieves: thats diff
Diablo-D3: just do what daft punk does
Diablo-D3: rip ALL the samples \o/
mircea_popescu: just record to start.
nubbins`: best is to figure out a basic song structure, start with drums, then overdub everything else
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you don't understand. lag is part of our legacy.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 290 @ 0.00303274 = 0.8795 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: heh
mircea_popescu: o you can overdub ?
pankkake: Straight Outta Timisoara
mircea_popescu: dub you hear that ? you obsolete fuck you.
Diablo-D3: OVERWUB
nubbins`: me personally no, but anyone with a reasonable setup could
Diablo-D3: WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
mircea_popescu: if this thing manages to record a song i'd ipo it :D
ThickAsThieves: do we have a style in mind?
ThickAsThieves: the girl wants to punk or?
mircea_popescu: let's start simple
nubbins`: comedy rock
mircea_popescu: do we have a mind ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC
nubbins`: punk drums, too fast
nubbins`: did we have any clear winners with song names?
ThickAsThieves: she might only be comfortable with certain styles
nubbins`: best to get lyrics sorted, few verses, maybe a chorus
mircea_popescu: prolly best start with lyrics.
pankkake: hehe perhaps I can try to write some lyrics after all!
pankkake: need to find a theme
pankkake: to focus on
nubbins`: two weeks
mircea_popescu: tell you what, to get the ball rolling : im putting a 0.1 btc prize on the lyrics.
nubbins`: or ipo
mircea_popescu: whoever makes a set that's accepted gets it
mircea_popescu: then we see if she can sing it, and if something can be patched together out of it
mircea_popescu: howssat.
nubbins`: lovely
pankkake: I'd buy the CD!
Diablo-D3: jesus why does audio output on everything suck
ThickAsThieves: soundss good
pankkake: or vinyl
mircea_popescu: it can be anything, rap, country and western, w/e.
ThickAsThieves: lemme know if you need anything
nubbins`: i'd buy it on vinyl
Diablo-D3: and why isnt my new dac and amp here yet
mircea_popescu: pankkake cd = certificate of deposit noob!
nubbins`: cds are for suckers
ThickAsThieves: like drum loop or whatevs
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves prolly will need everything.
ThickAsThieves: well if you give me a hint of style
ThickAsThieves: i can probly emulate and innovate
nubbins`: you could open-source the music and invite people to submit covers
mircea_popescu: there may be something in this.
nubbins`: Deerhoof once released the sheet music to one of their songs before it was released
mircea_popescu: anyway, deadline for submitted lyrics is monday.
mircea_popescu: let's see if this baby lives.
ThickAsThieves: k
the20year: who did you migrate trading to tat?
nubbins`: what rhymes with weeks?
the20year: teaks
nubbins`: sneaks
mircea_popescu: sweex
mircea_popescu: my fav sound eq makers.
nubbins`: there once was a man who accepted our coins
nubbins`: with a butterfly shirt and a penchant for groins
nubbins`: we asked for a date and he said "oh, two weeks!"
nubbins`: it is then we suspected we were dealing with sneaks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00049999 = 0.5 BTC [+]
nubbins`: the weeks turned to months, and the months into years
pankkake: :o
nubbins`: as the hashrate still rose, we succumbed to our tears
nubbins`: that's a start anyway
pankkake: I must admit I'm cheating with a rhyming dictionnary, but I have my my non-nativeness as an excuse
mircea_popescu: youy know, as a lateral thought, it occurs to me that if this actually happens, all the other kids that hoped and dreamed to make a band will be SO butthurt jealous...
mircea_popescu: never had a chance, never had the means, never had a hope.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2424 @ 0.000115 = 0.2788 BTC [-]
nubbins`: we refreshed the page and examined each line
nubbins`: in search of a clue as to when we could mine
mircea_popescu: that's not bad
mircea_popescu: jesus i can't believe anal cunt has a 50 page wikipedia entry, complete with neckbeard graphs and dioramas.
mircea_popescu: what the fuck, it was always a bored guy. not noteworthy in any sense.
nubbins`: the rep on the forums deflected our pleas
nubbins`: while drinking fine wines and eating nice cheese
pankkake: dragon ball z must have 300+ entries
pankkake: and let's not talk of pokémon
mircea_popescu: how can anal cunt have a longer article than stoya.
pankkake: anyway it's easy to make an anal cunt song: take a subject, say it's gay
ThickAsThieves: maybe he's so bored he moderates his own page
pankkake: and give it AIDS
nubbins`: "but surely a product, a business must need",
nubbins`: the orderers wailed at the company's greed
mircea_popescu: pankkake along those lines, cardano's test bench has so far generated gigabytes worth of anal cunt lead vocals and kbd. ☟︎
nubbins`: we started to frown as the waiting time grew
nubbins`: and the company doused usb hubs with glue
mircea_popescu: lol nubbins` has engaged vexual mode.
ThickAsThieves: stoned?
nubbins`: i'm on a roll!
nubbins`: tat, not yet
asciilifeform: there ought to be a naughty bitmap or two in that Gb.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 36 @ 0.33108334 = 11.919 BTC [-] {5}
nubbins`: then one day a miner appeared at a door
nubbins`: and the pre-orders began to pour in once more
nubbins`: "return on investment", the naysayer's phrase,
nubbins`: steadfastly ignored as we counted the days
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4550 @ 0.00086656 = 3.9428 BTC [-]
nubbins`: hoping one day that soon we'd have red cheeks
nubbins`: tired from smiling.....
nubbins`: after waiting two weeks.
deadweasel: so it looks like youj're making a childrens book for bitcoin?
nubbins`: nah, we're trying to record an album
nubbins`: altho it does have a "night before christmas" feel, hey
nubbins`: pre-order money is better than gold; it's free and it smells nice and never grows mold
nubbins`: pre-order hardware, six months down the road, is like a fine prince, turned into a toad
nubbins`: pre-order dreams and pre-order hopes, pre-order buyers on pre-order ropes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.33 = 1.65 BTC [-]
nubbins`: inaba decided to give us some grief, with a shit-eating grin and a faint smell of queef
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26990 @ 0.00086639 = 23.3839 BTC [-] {3}
ThickAsThieves: I actually have a song i never finished that lyrics kinda fit the idea
nubbins`: a jonathan richman sort of style would be great for this
ThickAsThieves: kinda unclear if it's sposed to be a funny effort or not
ThickAsThieves: your writing so far implies so
nubbins`: mildly tongue-in-cheek, at least
ThickAsThieves: faint smell of queef
nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysaBHTwazjk
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Since She Started to Ride - YouTube
ThickAsThieves: mild indeed
morg_: Hello
nubbins`: hi
morg_: Anyone invested in PETA?
morg_: Hi nubbins
nubbins`: no, i can't see how investing in mining is a good idea
morg_: How come?
nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjFU98mEem4
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar Live - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 20 @ 0.0077 = 0.154 BTC
nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHuZ_8xGGM
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Vampire Girl ln.mp4.mp4 - YouTube
nubbins`: may just spend the rest of the day listening to jonathan richman
nubbins`: an inspiration to us all
ThickAsThieves: bitcoin just wants to rally
ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 980.1211, Best ask: 984.0, Bid-ask spread: 3.87890, Last trade: 980.1211, 24 hour volume: 15740.77510427, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 985.0, 24 hour vwap: 941.24088
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 600 @ 0.00290015 = 1.7401 BTC [-] {9}
Korbman: the sooner the better...I've got some bills coming up :P
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34169 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.1173 = 0.3519 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_1sA0PVArw
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Girlfriend / Roadrunner - YouTube
nubbins`: "well, that's a G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N / that's a girlfriend / that's somethin' that i'd understand"
nubbins`: amazíng
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.118 BTC [+]
nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mH5nJfMjvM
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.05 = 0.7 BTC
thestringpuller: is there a way to grep all the trades from the logs?
TomServo: Is this a trick question?
deadweasel: interesting development method: http://tip4commit.com/projects/102
Kleeck: Wow. Apparently I'm banned from #bitconmarkets. I feel I should celebrate.
jurov: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1017.0, Best ask: 1019.0, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 1019.0, 24 hour volume: 17521.42724005, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 1019.99999, 24 hour vwap: 947.92164
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.34169 = 1.0251 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.000115 = 0.2875 BTC [-]
Kleeck: well, #bitcoinmarkets, not bitconmarkets
mircea_popescu: Kleeck all the chans i never knew existed
jurov: thestringpuller, just watch #bitcoin-assets-trades?
jurov: this one is censored anyway
Kleeck: bitcoinmarkets used to be good... once upon a time...
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/519/btc-network-difficulty-to-top-1b-before-2014/ << is this over 1mn fiats yet ?
ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
mircea_popescu: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screenshot-from-2013-12-09-222015.png << i wonder how acurate that shit is.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo mostly read by rich azns ?
ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1015.0, Best ask: 1024.0, Bid-ask spread: 9.00000, Last trade: 1015.0, 24 hour volume: 18596.29822859, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 1025.06084, 24 hour vwap: 952.12501
nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: anyway, to answer your question from earlier, i'm not sure there's a way to write a song about bitcoin that isn't funny
ThickAsThieves: MPOE-PR writes about bitcoin without being funny
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6550 @ 0.00086631 = 5.6743 BTC [-]
nubbins`: well, arguably, but assuming that's so -- it doesn't mean it can translate into music with a straight face
ThickAsThieves: angry hateful music
ThickAsThieves: or fed up music
ThickAsThieves: or elitist
nubbins`: nine inch nails by and for financial professionals
thestringpuller: nine inch nails is far from elitist
thestringpuller: don't even go there
nubbins`: songs raging about bond returns
thestringpuller: dude
nubbins`: lel
pankkake: https://bitbucket.org/pankkake/asslyrics/src/555a4ed277d25c919e519e15106148037e19827c/hotelbitcoinica.txt?at=master
ozbot: pankkake / asslyrics
thestringpuller: no
thestringpuller: no
thestringpuller: NO
nubbins`: ah, my sides
thestringpuller: Lol.
thestringpuller: The Fragile is the most gangsta album ever
thestringpuller: You know why? Because Dr. Dre helped Trent mix it.
nubbins`: "the fragile / she doesn't see her beauty / i won't let you fall apart"
nubbins`: pre-t-t-y gangsta
thestringpuller: MPOE-PR is more of straight thrash metal
thestringpuller: like some Slayer Shit
thestringpuller: Reign of Blood yo
nubbins`: well sure
nubbins`: but can you imagine slayer singing about bitcoins?
thestringpuller: I can imagine lil jon sampling slayer and rapping about bitcoins
ThickAsThieves: pankkake this would be a good Zhou Thong track
nubbins`: thestringpuller: and i can imagine my sides literally splitting open
pankkake: the hardest part for me is that I don't know if it sounds right
ThickAsThieves: other than that it mentions him...
pankkake: eh
pankkake: also I don't know much about Bitcoinica
ThickAsThieves: gox supposedly has the money
ThickAsThieves: is part of that story
ThickAsThieves: Ballin' With Mark
nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl8EHxGJSwc
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Lonely Financial Zone 1976.wmv - YouTube
thestringpuller: broke nigga's wanna jack shit tight
thestringpuller: JUST BOUGHT A CADILLAC
pankkake: google translate's thing has the worst reading ever
twizt: anyone know a good btc/ltc datafeed
twizt: real-time
benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 964.84, Best ask: 969.76, Bid-ask spread: 4.92000, Last trade: 967.5, 24 hour volume: 70816.6, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 917.99
benkay: wowee mpoe
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17050 @ 0.00086769 = 14.7941 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: i want to see an s.nsa ssh dongle too.
FabianB_: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 274217 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1974 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 16 hours, 14 minutes, and 7 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1239200145.04 | Estimated Percent Change: 36.42307
FabianB_: wtf
pankkake: ;;estimate
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1239200145.04 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
asciilifeform: benkay: ssh dongle?
benkay: wave hands to a certain extent
asciilifeform: still curious what you had in mind.
benkay: but i want to ssh into a box with a cardano-like device
benkay: i suppose this is possible with a vm on a usb stick
asciilifeform: what you're probably thinking of (or what you will think of, if you think long enough) is: secure terminal. complete with keyboard and display. ☟︎
asciilifeform: this could happen at some point.
benkay: educate me plz!
benkay: ah i imagine because i have to enter plaintext at some point on the potentially compromised computer
asciilifeform: benkay: hardware is not a magic pill. it must have a purpose. consider what parts of your current setup strike you as questionable.
thestringpuller: i have toy fishies in my water cool line
thestringpuller: they go around like an aquarium pretty dope
thestringpuller: that's the only reason I have water cooling
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14332 @ 0.00086865 = 12.4495 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: suggested experiment: add to your water tank, a few drops of the 'perfume' used to scent natural gas.
asciilifeform: you will almost certainly discover that your machine leaks.
mircea_popescu: mercaptane
asciilifeform: methyl mercaptane, right. you can buy it easily enough.
asciilifeform: don't pop the vial indoors.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.0254 = 0.2286 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: i had cpu water for a few years, '01-04. lost quite a few boards to slow leaks, despite first-class seals.
asciilifeform: 'water grinds even stone.'
deadweasel: most water cooled pumps will gurgle a bit while they get going, right?
benkay: what are the downsides of oil cooling systems?
asciilifeform: impeller pumps designed for aquarium, yes.
deadweasel: maintenance
deadweasel: asciilifeform: thanks.
asciilifeform: well, immersion oil sucks. you will burst electrolytic caps
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 668 @ 0.00086997 = 0.5811 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: and all exposed contacts will be coated. no upgrades.
asciilifeform: people with infinite money use Fluorinert (as seen in Cray II.) $500/liter or so.
asciilifeform: phun phact: fluorinert dissolves oxygen very readily - you can breathe under it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.118 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: http://i.imgur.com/G3hgX.jpg
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.32515999 = 2.2761 BTC [-] {6}
asciilifeform: just about any oil you can get cheaply is poisonous, flammable, or both.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3201 = 0.6402 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 6666 @ 0.00299882 = 19.9901 BTC [-] {4}
asciilifeform: if you're going for classical (thermoblocks, pipes) vs. immersion cooling, use water. it pretty much can't be beat re: heat capacity.
mike_c: has a human ever tried to breathe fluorinert?
asciilifeform: mike_c: afaik it's been used in medicine - children born with breathing problems, or something like that
asciilifeform: not standard, because $$$$$
mike_c: crazy. i'll put it at the bottom of the bucket list.
asciilifeform: usually cheaper to make a new baby
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: always wondered if some truly loaded fellow has a swimming pool of fluorinert.
asciilifeform: i wouldn't - you still have to get the stuff out of your lungs eventually
asciilifeform: (head stand?)
asciilifeform: ever see a stage performer breathe sulfur hexafluoride?
asciilifeform: opposite of 'helium voice'
mike_c: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing#Medical_treatment
ozbot: Liquid breathing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
asciilifeform: heavier than air, so you have to do a head stand afterwards.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3203 = 1.6015 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.31939999 = 3.194 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362959.0
ozbot: Looking for IPO Partner: Butter-Bot.com
mircea_popescu: butt-er bot!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15100 @ 0.00086996 = 13.1364 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.00331447 = 0.1525 BTC [-] {3}
benkay: thinnerthanthieves
mike_c: even better use for fluorinert - fat free potato chips.
mike_c: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4gYv2BK-HQ
ozbot: Frying a potato chip in Fluorinert FC-40 - YouTube
mircea_popescu: im not so sure perfluorohexane is safe for ingestion tbh
thestringpuller: ;;google work to do
gribble: WORK TO DO - Isley Brothers - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08tYrBCgXlU>; Work to Do - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Work_to_Do>; The Isley Brothers – Work To Do – Listen and discover music at Last ...: <http://www.last.fm/music/The+Isley+Brothers/_/Work+To+Do>
mike_c: he said he's not eating the chip.
TomServo: there's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52UAEQfMTtU
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.0033 = 0.132 BTC [-] {2}
TomServo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52UAEQfMTtU
ozbot: Mythbusters - Helium and Sulfur Hexafluoride - YouTube
benkay: hey Sabroshi where all the coins at
KRS|Gotyawallet: thestringpuller: if you lke isey brothers do you like contagious?
KRS|Gotyawallet: thats my fav
Sabroshi: They are right behind you
thestringpuller: KRS|Gotyawallet: that's really recent
mike_c: yeah, eating it seems bad: At Cray Research we used Flourinert extensively in the Tritons, and if we ever had a 'burn', where a circuit failed and heated it to boiling, we had to evacuate the building immediately, as the gas is the most powerful carcinogen known... 1 part in 5 billion if memory serves
thestringpuller: well recent in comparison to other Isely discogrpahy timeline
thestringpuller: but yea that's a dope song
thestringpuller: i feel though it is a rehash of Footsteps in the Dark
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.118 = 0.236 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.31771428 = 2.224 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.3125 = 2.5 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 55 @ 0.31078944 = 17.0934 BTC [-] {15}
jurov: omg havelock... another day, anoher ipo
jurov: https://www.havelockinvestments.com/fund.php?symbol=SFI
thestringpuller: lolololol
mike_c: limited partners buy into a vc fund and don't expect to see it back for 10 years
mike_c: somehow i doubt sfi investors are prepared for that.
mike_c: plus the fact that all their money will be gone within 1 year anyway.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 31 @ 0.00324534 = 0.1006 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.3105 = 1.242 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24077 @ 0.00087014 = 20.9504 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 71 @ 0.30999293 = 22.0095 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.00307694 = 0.16 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.30896266 = 0.9269 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.31240004 = 2.8116 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 45 @ 0.30599189 = 13.7696 BTC [-] {15}
benkay: jurov: they're funding a wallet!
jurov: ?
benkay: jurov: the list of 'startup descriptions' reads like a list of 'look at these sweet companies we want to copy and or 'invest' into!'
benkay: SFI and grabhive.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
kanzure: "international bitcoin fund for jerks capable of deploying twitter bootstrap themes"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.3015 = 1.809 BTC [-] {2}
kanzure: i IPO in 3 minutes who's with me
dub: how much for a board seat
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.31925 = 2.554 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: bitcoin nanotech
kanzure: not how it works, the company has to pay the board members
benkay: 5nm asics
benkay: sorry 5 angstrom asics
benkay: amazing team
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
benkay: thanks assbot
kanzure: it can only go up/down so it's virtually guaranteed
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 252 @ 0.00049999 = 0.126 BTC [-]
pankkake: https://bitbucket.org/pankkake/asslyrics/src/8a654342a5b6c58881b206b92982ffed7fe3777a/gottabuythemall.txt?at=master
ozbot: pankkake / asslyrics
the20year: how'd they get size down so small when intel is still on 18nm?
pankkake: the chinese have tinier hands
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1336 @ 0.000115 = 0.1536 BTC [-]
jurov: woo pankkake on a roll
pankkake: and I haven't slept for 24hours
pankkake: ok maybe that explains it
jurov: lol you'll wake up tomorrow wanting to discard it all
jurov: don't do it
pankkake: I can't really judge it, because it's all in broken english in my head
jurov: trash metal dont need no engrish
jurov: you have to find a vocalist with fitting accent tho
kanzure: cypriot black metal?
jurov: o i forgot you already have hannah .. bah, she'll manage :)
mircea_popescu: kanzure> "international bitcoin fund for jerks capable of deploying twitter bootstrap themes" << word
mircea_popescu: dude who are you.
kanzure: i do stuff https://github.com/kanzure
mircea_popescu: new people who are not retarded award. so refreshing.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [+]
benkay: there was a css education session yesterday.
benkay: learns quickly award.
mircea_popescu: the end days are near.
kanzure: i am not really new but whatever
mircea_popescu: kanzure a good for you then
mircea_popescu: kanzure http://www.theverge.com/2013/7/1/4485102/winklevoss-bitcoin-trust-aims-to-introduce-investors-to-alternative-curency ?
kanzure: what about it
mircea_popescu: that your article ?
kanzure: oh, unfortunately that's a different asshole named bryan
mircea_popescu: i
mircea_popescu: c
kanzure: there's also a third one that has cancer so i can't talk too much shit about him
mircea_popescu: so what you been up to ?
dub: heh
dub: pankkake is correct
kanzure: software contracting
mircea_popescu: in bitcoin i mean. if not new, then therefore you been doing something ? or just following it ?
kanzure: lurking i guess
mircea_popescu: aha. cool.
kanzure: breaking APIs
kanzure: unauthorized infosec stuff
dub: im working with a chinese vendor in a poc lab on one of my projects, you need tiny hands to work with some of the gear
mircea_popescu: nothing published tho ?
kanzure: i published a paper in the journal of nucleic acid research, does that count? (probably not)
kanzure: excuse me, i mean nucleic acids research
mircea_popescu: re api breaking hehe
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00086625 = 12.0409 BTC [-] {2}
kanzure: nah, unfortunately not
kanzure: last year i started downloading all android apps and automatically baksmiling them for various reverse engineering reasons
kanzure: some of the ad networks have very interesting financial data exposed to end users
kanzure: so i'm expecting some of the bitcoin apps will have weird APIs laying around that they forgot to secure from old versions of their apps, etc
mircea_popescu: ha
kanzure: i mean, it's something i would forget, so i'm sure other dorks will too
mircea_popescu: well, i'm all for publicly humiliating the vc circuit and its minions, so,
mircea_popescu: if you need either incentive to break into any bitcoin mobile app or venue to publish the results, i'll gladly listen
kanzure: incentive?
mircea_popescu: well yes.
kanzure: dunno what that means in this case
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6871 @ 0.00086722 = 5.9587 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: well, what motivates you ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00086505 = 11.2457 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 108 @ 0.00290017 = 0.3132 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 457 @ 0.0029 = 1.3253 BTC [-] {7}
Vexual: Mi aerodeslizador se ha enredado en sus arbustos. Necesitaré una compensación monetaria.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21414 @ 0.00086491 = 18.5212 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 100 @ 0.0077 = 0.77 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 890 @ 0.0005 = 0.445 BTC [+] {4}
thestringpuller: gpg rules everything around me
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5553 @ 0.0008645 = 4.8006 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12660 @ 0.00086444 = 10.9438 BTC [-]
ll: gream?
kanzure: and here i thought they were just yelling out cream for no good reason
thestringpuller: nice
thestringpuller: people get the wu-tang references
thestringpuller: lets get da crypto crypto coin yo
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu stackin' dem coins till they sky high
kanzure: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17612316/AUDIO/i_have_btc_no_i_wont_link_my_blockchain_lol_noob.mp3
dub: yro.slashdot.org/story/13/12/10/2117234/jpmorgan-files-patent-application-on-bitcoin-killer
kanzure: ah hell i meant
kanzure: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17612316/AUDIO/i_have_btc_no_i_wont_link_my_blockchain_lol_noob.mp3?dl=1
Apocalyptic: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=258612.msg3827831#msg3827831
ozbot: [BitFunder] Ukyo.Loan - Paying 0.05% daily.
Apocalyptic: "I hope this is the case, I invested with Ukyo due to his reputation" // what kind of reputation did this guy have ?
Sabroshi: What am I sposed to do with shares that people never claim?
kanzure: you want the serious answer or the irc answer?
ll: heh i havent heard nerdcore in a while
Sabroshi: whatever answer you prefer
Apocalyptic: kanzure, both
pankkake: awesome mp3
dub: Apocalyptic: he made a website with css and some oldschool tards vouched for him
Apocalyptic: " he made a website with css" , ok I stopped right here, that's solid
dub: of course he failed the simplest of bitcointalk tests
dub: has anime avatar == will lose/steal peoples money
thestringpuller: ;;gettrust Ukyo
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user Ukyo: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=Ukyo | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Ukyo | Rated since: never
thestringpuller: ;;gettrust Ukto
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user Ukto: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=Ukto | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Ukto | Rated since: Wed Jun 15 00:24:56 2011
thestringpuller: wow i guess I shouldn't trust him
mircea_popescu: dub it's like the 3rd pass with that :p
thestringpuller: wow both mircea_popescu and kakobrekla -1'ed him
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic he had an ok reputation, been around forever, did a sort of hash exchange before that closed down cleanrly
thestringpuller: didn't usagi have an anime avatar
mircea_popescu: had been running weex with graet ok for years etc
thestringpuller: ;;gettrust Graet
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user Graet: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=Graet | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Graet | Rated since: Sun Jun 19 09:41:28 2011
thestringpuller: ;;gettrust usagi
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user usagi: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=usagi | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=usagi | Rated since: Mon Jun 18 12:33:55 2012
dub: thestringpuller: yes
jcpham: ;;rated ukto
gribble: You have not yet rated user ukto
jcpham: ;;rated ukyo
gribble: You have not yet rated user ukyo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.15 = 0.3 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18000 @ 0.00086478 = 15.566 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 472 @ 0.00299354 = 1.413 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
dub: <kab0n> Looking for answer to question -- also looking for extending outsourced network team
dub: <kab0n> PM for details -- projects are per-job basis split 50% overhead / 50% direct to you, no taxes withheld, payout in BTC, PayPal, or my elance, odesk, or freelancer acct.
dub: from a network vendor channel
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9450 @ 0.00086609 = 8.1846 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: nice
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00086408 = 16.6335 BTC [-] {2}
Apocalyptic: where would I go for some long term LTC loan ?
kanzure: dub: where's that?
thestringpuller: can I get a 1000 btc loan
thestringpuller: will repay in 10 years
thestringpuller: need for mortgage
thestringpuller: k thx by
thestringpuller: bai*
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 42 @ 0.00307734 = 0.1292 BTC [-] {5}
jborkl: Bitcointalk gets better and better- now the discussion in the Activemining thread values the Amazing company at 1.85 Billion USD
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: basically it's s.mpoe x2, whatever that may be ?
jborkl: seems amazing to me
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
Apocalyptic: wait
Apocalyptic: 1.85 Billion, that's a joke
jborkl: and Havelock only needs to IPO 8 more things to be amazing
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
Kleeck_: It should be a joke.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.0008636 = 7.5997 BTC [-]
Apocalyptic: i get so much IPO spam from Havelock...
jborkl: Nothing on the forum is a joke, somewhere someone thinks it is so...
Apocalyptic: the last one 2 hours ago : "Seedcoin Fund is the first global seed-stage Bitcoin startup fund. The funds in bitcoin raised through this public offering will be invested in a portfolio of Bitcoin startups to be incubated by Seedcoin"
jborkl: did you read the "incubated" amazing companies
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
Apocalyptic: I did
jborkl: sounds promising :/
mircea_popescu: what exactly makes anyone think seedcoin knows the first thing about "incubating" ?
mircea_popescu: why not succubate, while at it.
Apocalyptic: the only one that may be legit is Moneero
benkay: who knows, Hive might actually make a usable OS X wallet.
mircea_popescu: all the no-name noobs with complicated models. the unmitigated audacity of it all, nobody fucking heard of starting small, everyone thinks they're born straight to the top of the food chain
jborkl: Well, it has the word seed in it, so they have to know by default
jborkl: cause if I name myself El Jefe, I have to be the man
mircea_popescu: it's getting old
benkay: not as old as you
mircea_popescu: benkay how much money do you think there is in making an osx wallet ?
benkay: BITBURN
mircea_popescu: 10mn dollars ? 1 bn dollars ?
mircea_popescu: 10 cents ?
benkay: not a terrible lot
benkay: but i don't think end users should be managing their wallets in any event
mircea_popescu: kinda renders the entire point moot
benkay: enough money to sustain an individual on donations and freeware nagging
benkay: in cambodia.
jborkl: Who uses a mac anyway, we can boot them all off of IRC with one ﲬ
benkay: a rather large chunk of the 'computer' using population.
benkay: although if apple gets their way with the jailed platforms one won't be able to actually run a bitcoin client on any OS X instance.
benkay: a friend and i came up with an amusing scenario where the refusal to play with bitcoin drives apple out of the mobile game
pankkake: the general hating freedom thing does
kanzure: i think bitcoin people will make a patent defense fund and nuke apple from orbit instead
kanzure: e.g. some sort of defensive patent fund
mircea_popescu: benkay that amusing scenario is s.mg policy.
dub: well like mtgox it seems no amount of failure will shake loose the diehards
kanzure: the reason that apple doesn't want cryptocurrencies on ios is related to mobile payments and their own ios5 wallet system
mircea_popescu: dub https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=361664.msg3889871#msg3889871 point in case.
jborkl: you just reminded me to see if my micro AWS was done DL the block chain
kanzure: and everyone and their mom filed patents on sending payments over mobile phones etc
benkay: kanzure: and that 30% rake.
kanzure: oh yeah, the rake
mircea_popescu: i seen the future and there's no apple in it.
kanzure: i'm not sure how much of that 30% is going to liabilities
jborkl: 4 days and 90% done
jborkl: smokin
kanzure: jborkl: are you using a torrent?
jborkl: no, well I hooked it up to one of my nodes
jborkl: so yes
jborkl: so kinda, it is the free tier so I just wanted to see how it does
dub: mircea_popescu: is it lost on you/her that trying to help people who are beyond help is a less pleasurable way of fucking your own ass?
dub: seems like so much effort expended for so little potential reward
benkay: so much effort and so many buttcorns all for the forumlols
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14200 @ 0.00086383 = 12.2664 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: grammar question
benkay: "trading on MPEx" or "trading on the MPEx"
dub: latter
dub: better yet "trading the bitcoin on the mpex"
thestringpuller: trading on the MPEx to get some sex
Apocalyptic: word
benkay: one way it implies "trading on Mircea Popescu's Exchange"
benkay: the other way it's an exchange that happens to be named for MP ; "trading on the Mircea Popescu Exchange"
jurov: just use "the Exchange" :D
jurov: or _the_ Exchange
benkay: "the Exchange" it is.
benkay: json
benkay: what an unmitigated fuckhole of a transmission format
benkay: "yes please put my longs in a string"
jurov: or chuckles? can't decide
benkay: try tittering insanely
benkay: that always works for me, for some value of work.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 732 @ 0.00299331 = 2.1911 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 157 @ 0.0030755 = 0.4829 BTC [-] {6}
dub: ;;ud tittering
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tittering | To loiter around the breasts. Physically or optically.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Tittering
benkay: ;;ud titter
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=titter | Breasts that are abnormally large causing a man, who initially sees them, to get an immediate erection within his genital area.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: titter
jurov: there can be erecion outside genital area?
Bunnyh: can you get an erection elsewhere?
Bunnyh: lol
mircea_popescu: dub what's being said to idiots is usually said fo rthe benefit of third parties rather than the idiots themselves
jurov: benkay: https://github.com/jurov/MPExAgent/blob/master/agent.py#L153 applies to whole rest of that function
jurov: hence, giggles
benkay: wow mpsic twice in holdings that happens?
benkay: or defensive programming?
jurov: with mpex anything can happen
benkay: i always get this feeling of impending doom when i see .aspx or .php
benkay: and am interacting with appliance on the other end of the wire
jurov: i have once seen inexplicable +0400 timezone in one stat, the previous and the next one were in +0000
jurov: for example
benkay: wow
benkay: WOW
mircea_popescu: benkay sup ?
benkay: hey boss
benkay: whatchu want?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6200 @ 0.0008644 = 5.3593 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: wow wut ?
benkay: nuffin
benkay: saw some interesting error handling code in jurov's wrapper around the mpex api
jurov: what if i'm just trying to scare other wannabe brokers? :D
benkay: no need to scare 'em jurov just keep 'em busy
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.305001 BTC [-]
mike_c: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 274239 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1952 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 23 hours, 1 minute, and 13 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1034822487.37 | Estimated Percent Change: 13.92321
jurov: oh, mp manages that nicely
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.30404036 = 2.4323 BTC [-] {5}
benkay: orly
jurov: mircea_popescu: did you update the faq on mkopt/split already?
jurov: so that it considers option lot
mike_c: proposed bitbet: "snackman will bet on the 1b difficulty bet after its decided"
benkay: badbet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00295 = 1.475 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 566 @ 0.00294 = 1.664 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15975 @ 0.00086527 = 13.8227 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: jurov nope ;/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3030112 = 0.606 BTC [-]
jurov: https://www.bitcoinforum.com/coinbr-com/mpoe-options-update-cheatsheet beat you :)
ozbot: MPOE Options Update + Cheatsheet - Bitcoin Forum - The Unofficial Bitcoin Forum
mircea_popescu: hehe cool
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3030055 = 0.606 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: ;;seen jurov
gribble: jurov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 minutes and 6 seconds ago: <jurov> https://www.bitcoinforum.com/coinbr-com/mpoe-options-update-cheatsheet beat you :)
jurov: thestringpullerrrrrrrr
thestringpuller: yoyo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.30080881 = 5.1137 BTC [-] {5}
Apocalyptic: "Since December 29, the options lot changed"
Apocalyptic: you're sure about the date jurov ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.30002856 = 4.2004 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 112 @ 0.0030543 = 0.3421 BTC [-] {7}
jurov: hahahaha now i see
jurov: fixed