assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1175 @ 0.0001158 = 0.1361 BTC [+]
benkay: well i did wait until MP released the figures.
benkay: Stanislav and Mircea, scamming in a tree
benkay: en-gin-ee-eer-i-n-g, would be better scansion
benkay: they generate random numbers right?
benkay: how much less boring are you going to get?
benkay: i am always interested in better crypto
benkay: but approval of a worthy goal!
truffles: if u die, is there any way to transfer the crypto to relatives?`
jurov: no, usually you transfer relatives to crypt
truffles: i mean in general not ur new thing
benkay: encrypted to the cardano you also give them.
benkay: truffles: you leave a trail of hints to the passphrase in your will
benkay: 'course, that opens you up to gov't seizure during intergenerational transfer.
jurov: you should give assets while you're still alive
truffles: guess ur idea asciilifeform solves this seizure possiblity
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00086601 = 6.4085 BTC [-]
truffles: jurov some ppl will be oding before that time
benkay: m-of-n txns go a long way to addressing this thing
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00086651 = 8.6218 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.003 = 0.147 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9010 @ 0.00086976 = 7.8365 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4382 @ 0.00086976 = 3.8113 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 250 @ 0.00049999 = 0.125 BTC [+] {2}
dub: thumb drive flash is packaged in thermite mixed with magnesium and a piezo igniter, self destruct mission impossible style?
Vexual: no serial number on memory?
dub: probably best to steer away from things that can both circumvent USG spying ubiquity and casually blow up airplanes
jcpham: stumbling about bitcoin
ozbot: We Play Live - CNN Live Stream
KRS|Gotyawallet: thanks for that link..i've been looking for a site like that too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3300 @ 0.00282257 = 9.3145 BTC [-] {16}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00087153 = 7.6695 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2000 @ 0.00280084 = 5.6017 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 625 @ 0.0028 = 1.75 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 950 @ 0.00305995 = 2.907 BTC [+] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 931.1, Best ask: 934.5, Bid-ask spread: 3.40000, Last trade: 931.0, 24 hour volume: 27190.56044341, 24 hour low: 788.101, 24 hour high: 980.17661, 24 hour vwap: 892.6989
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00087153 = 6.7979 BTC [+]
dub: so we should all trade some banjos in for bitcoin?
ozbot: Sufjan Stevens - He Woke Me Up Again - YouTube
nubbins`: not afaik, but it should be pretty simple to make a script that parses them
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15368 @ 0.00086982 = 13.3674 BTC [-] {3}
nubbins`: better double check those flags
nubbins`: looking for anything in particular, or just evidence?
benkay: sheesh, ThickAsThieves, spread more fud whydoncha
kanzure: actually i am looking for a link dump
kanzure: and i figured i would have to do it myself
benkay: kanzure: see the "links only" checkbox?
kanzure: it's still one day per page and html. i'd rather just get the full logs since link parsing isn't a particular art.
kanzure: ThickAsThieves: i admire your business acumen in this matter
kanzure: that only makes me want it more
ozbot: The Log Song - Ren & Stimpy (Deadwood HoN) - YouTube
kanzure: actually what i really want from the linkdump is to find wacky assets that i'm unaware of. xbond doesn't count.
benkay: if only the coinflow mpex feeds worked still
pankkake: oh coinflow is up to date with havelock at least
pankkake: all other exchanges are broken or well closed
gribble: Current Blocks: 274063 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 112 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 14 hours, 56 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
kanzure: pif is funny, but it's not hitting the spot
benkay: gosh and the css on the mpex front page
ozbot: BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC.
benkay: now there's a website built with dreamweaver.
kakobrekla: the world has ended long time ago if you normalize to btc
nubbins`: honestly i think it was made in MS FrontPage
kanzure: is there just a lack of developers around or is shit like havelock making some sort of anti-hipstercash moral statement about sane html/css
kanzure: but complaining is like the one thing i do best
kanzure: don't take this away from me
benkay: havelock is channeling mpex on the 'design', but must make concessions to appease the investing masses.
benkay: someone go get the css jug and pour some on mpex
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 99 @ 0.34990008 = 34.6401 BTC [+] {10}
kanzure: you know that copenhagen suborbitals guy goes to work every day in a submarine, so it probably happens
benkay: he takes the sub to work!?
kakobrekla: asciilifeform it will be pigeons by then
benkay: diesel's fukkin expensive
benkay: and subs are fucking bricks w/r/t hydrodynamics
benkay: we're just putting on a show for the newcomer, asciilifeform
kanzure: there should be a bot that dumps neobee every time cryptocyprus posts on reddit or bitcointalk, then buys after a few hours
benkay: acquire all the satoshi.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 692 @ 0.00297281 = 2.0572 BTC [-] {7}
kanzure: i'm sure there's more entertaining things to spend my time on
kanzure: like making angry comments on irc
pankkake: more subtle: sell when it's on reddit, buy when on bitcointalk
benkay: well are we trying to get rich or be entertained?
mod6: omg my hands are numb
mike_c: bandwith, telex, bullshit! if those are in short supply you can just download the homepage html. you don't need to download the css if you don't want. the browser just chooses to.
kakobrekla: but it takes precious bits to make up the line where the path to css to be ignored is defined
pankkake: havecocks is surprisingly usable without css! good job
pankkake: kanzure: hehe. I'll probably keep coding, or code more, when I'm rich
truffles: ud be greed or lazi at that point
kanzure: there's diminishing returns on coding versus paying other people. delegation is weird.
benkay: how'd you get so rich, kanzure?
kanzure: benkay: a mix of a lot of stupid things out of my control, but also i do software contracting
benkay: mmm dat brain for hire hustle
benkay: oh no, i typically actually use question marks to indicate that sort of thing.
kanzure: truffles: is *that* a question?
truffles: hustle implies something im sure u know
truffles: if ure rich its off the backs of some1 else imo
benkay: all wealth is extraction from others, truffles.
benkay: some people mourn the downtrodden
benkay: others scramble up the huge-manatee pile
truffles: ya some take lots more than others
benkay: the ratio is invariant.
kanzure: insert cliche statement here about wealth creation
benkay: well gosh as soon as we have nano fabbers we'll all be able to fart around in vr porn jungles all day!
kanzure: what a coincidence, i can sell you that
benkay: impossible magic fab requirements
kanzure: not all of it is impossible, atomic force microscopes can definitely tap single atoms in certain situations
kanzure: but the different toolsets (like for hydrogen removal or addition) don't work yet
kanzure: that would be funnier if dyson actually worked on vacuums
kanzure: or if everyone hated, say, esther dyson
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17950 @ 0.000867 = 15.5627 BTC [-] {3}
benkay: i see vacuums at dyson.com
benkay: it's not a pun for your ultrageek, mkay?
kanzure: no reason a pun can't be multiple layers
kanzure: asciilifeform: well, there's zyvex if that counts?
kanzure: oh nevermind, i guess that's a regular accredited investor definition
benkay: there's also a bitcoin forex fund, kanzure
benkay: i really want to pop down several MM for a parabolic whee
benkay: dollars per minute you just can't buy better bragging rights?
kanzure: heh their assets are 63858 btc i wonder when they acquired that
kanzure: benkay: sorry, i mean the bitcoin forex fund
benkay: it has a truly immemorable name :(
kanzure: but i asked where, not what it was named
ozbot: PANACEA - Bitcoin denominated hedge fund
benkay: in the republic of cryptopia
benkay: it's pretty easy on computers with functional rngs
benkay: bitcoin is your wallet
benkay: and urbit will be your reputation
benkay: ya heard, mircea_popescu? wot is not the endgame of reputation.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9982 @ 0.0008697 = 8.6813 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: mpoe bouncing hard off that 8700 line
benkay: the dark secret of -assets
benkay: mpoe will never be over 9000
benkay: secret popescu sell wall
BingoBoingo: benkay: Is a huge Popescu sell wall a bad thing if he wants to constrain the price MPOE shares trade at to reflect the relative value of MPOE and not possess the volatility of whatever the week's altcoin is?
benkay: when did people start asking my opinion about things wtf
benkay: BingoBoingo: i see your rhetorical question and raise it a straight-man response
BingoBoingo: Actually benkay I don't really see a sell wall looking at the orderbook, there is a substantial bid wall at 0.00077250 though
mike_c: of course you don't see it, that's what makes it a secret wall
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13250 @ 0.00087129 = 11.5446 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: benkay to the pad thai shop
pankkake: oh the link? cause it was about icbit
mircea_popescu: i mean yea he doesn't know it, but then again when do they ever.
dub: jumping jack flash is a gas gas gas?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35489899 = 0.7098 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.355 = 1.065 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 98 @ 0.0033695 = 0.3302 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13400 @ 0.00087217 = 11.6871 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00084687 / 0.00086405 / 0.00087729 (1083655 shares, 936.33 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00083019 / 0.00087729 (2139000 shares, 1,775.79 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00082007 / 0.00088553 (6729476 shares, 5,518.65 BTC)
ozbot: Next generation 14nm mining grid
benkay: fartups and their crapps.
Duffer1: how very optimistic dub, sounds like a nice dream to have
pankkake: mircea_popescu: this one ended well at least…
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11318 @ 0.00087086 = 9.8564 BTC [-]
pankkake: actually I saw another thread get deleted at OP request
Vexual: bluetooth gold detector coil might allow some amount of mining with a phone
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6135 @ 0.0008697 = 5.3356 BTC [-]
nubbins`: so... they invented a way to make your phone really really hot all the time?
benkay: "invented" is generous.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i wouldn't really hold it against them, buncha people find out about bitcoin 3 years later, figure they're hot shit, jump in both feet
benkay: that one could be darn educational.
nubbins`: i was looking forward to having a hand-warmer app
mircea_popescu: nubbins` if it also vibrates it's almost like the penis phone.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
kanzure: that's not quite what peta does
Vexual: chicks could have glue on bluetooth nails
kanzure: well, most animals end up dead from peta
ozbot: [IPO] Established Business With Long Term Earnings -Huge Returns For Early Birds
benkay: i'm not interested in phone technology any more until you bolt it into my aural nerves and optical nerves or give me an aux display channel irectly into my brain
mircea_popescu: kanzure yeah i was being "ironic". i know what you mean.
Duffer1: ya crumbs can be fairly entertaining
kanzure: huh? you were being ironic about peta the fund and compared it to peta the org, but the org doesn't save animals
Vexual: ben10, you can get audio thru jaw
mircea_popescu: i was mocking the peta org, which pretends to be saving animals.
kanzure: saving them as much as the fund i guess
Duffer1: they're really good at getting actresses topless
Vexual: peta is one of those charities that only exists to provide work for themselves?
mircea_popescu: so earlier i was with some amazing chicks and i thought they were pretty good company.
Duffer1: i support topless actresses
mircea_popescu: Vexual they're at least in part fucking weirdos who oppose animal ownership out of some sort of fury mental issues.
Vexual: these minxes were dead when i got here
kanzure: "warning: bunny gore" is assumed because irc
benkay: the entire american left doesn't get two fundamental things about how the world is structured: people are animals too, and all must be "husbanded" in the classic sense of the term.
Vexual: worth translating? any recipies?
mircea_popescu: Vexual i think most of trilema is worth google translating because of the sheer humor value of the results.
mircea_popescu: my english is fucking tense. my romanian is a lot tenser than that, and it throws it for an infinity of loops.
Vexual: i don't know if i can concentrate, now im thinking of rabbit for dinner
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.355 = 2.485 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: it's a concept from text analysis, roughly equivalent to "the length in lines of the code that can parse this"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.35502009 = 1.7751 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: crazy how closely the wordform looks like terse
pankkake: I've tried googletranslating some trilema article, not good results
pankkake: most of the English article already give a desire to TL;DR them
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.36142 = 0.7228 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.00086711 = 7.9774 BTC [-]
pankkake: the best animal to eat would probably be a rabbit/duck hybrid
pankkake: well, I'd probably enjoy Trilema as a book
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5050 @ 0.00086705 = 4.3786 BTC [-]
Vexual: id probably sit down with a dictionary and have a crack
nubbins`: maybe start off with a few anthologies to catch up
Vexual: you can't just print your blog and flog it as a book can you?
Vexual: you wont get a review in the new yorker
nubbins`: see, the problem is the comments
nubbins`: you'd want to keep them, but what if you publish in the middle of a conversation?
Vexual: unless your blog was the inspiration for sex in the city or somelike
Vexual: anyone been in an airport and picked up the mandela fortune?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Books are pretty much the 0.3 Stable version of Blogs. Graffiti was Blogging 0.2.x, Yelling in a field was blogging 0.0.x, yelling on street corner was blogging 0.1.x, etc
Vexual: im interested to know if shorting bitcoin got printed
Vexual: yeah, im still on alpha 0.1
nubbins`: what are you gonna do, publish an addendum?
mircea_popescu: i've had articles published in 2011, large convo started in 2012
nubbins`: ah, they just go to bed at a more reasonable hour.
benkay: the google translation farm just spun up
benkay: slowed irc down for a second
Vexual: mp loke putting his dick in googles ear
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.36142 = 0.7228 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20330 @ 0.00086705 = 17.6271 BTC [-]
Vexual: anything for peer review in a crypto journal re nsa dingle?
Vexual: there must be some, ive no idea
Vexual: im sure you could spin some shit that would get accepted
Vexual: i think my local university may have a subscription to maths for idiots
Vexual: wait no, i think they have an engineering dept
Vexual: there might be some maths nerds with some sway at the library
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.36142 BTC [+]
Vexual: sneaking in an article without, how to make might be tricky, but mircea_popescue, so there
nubbins`: he's got you on a technicality there
Vexual: dr mr popescue, thankyou for your submission, can you resubmit without the refrences to *insert random shit*
Vexual: dear journal of noone cares, *callous innuendo* no
Vexual: not quite as much as when you casually injected the phrase "no homo" into a conversation with a disgruntled casino patron
Vexual: that fucked up a kayboard
pankkake: what about non peer-review scientific whatever?
pankkake: send free copies to some magazines or websites
mircea_popescu: so far assembly is a bitch, paying customers will get first ones.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10370 @ 0.00086833 = 9.0046 BTC [+] {4}
benkay: asciilifeform: sorry, not parsing.
BingoBoingo: The trendy thing Vexual is the subset of "Open Access Journals" that take their business model from spamblogs (not that all OA Journals do this)
ozbot: COMPANY NEWS: Mattel Says It Erred; Teen Talk Barbie Turns Silent on Math - New York Times
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10397 @ 0.00087061 = 9.0517 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: would have been better if they replaced it with "special interest group studies are pointless"
Vexual: skeletor head barbie, she gets pretty wild
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: None. I'm hoping for the plane crash!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.1590023 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
BingoBoingo: pankkake: First result Google gives me is www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html
pankkake: well first result without stupid google autocorrect
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo re the field tests : false positives are frequent. ask any obgyn, he'll confess about half the women that come on suspicion of being pregnant got a false positive pee test.
mircea_popescu: they're rare if you look from the other end, but if you look from the results end it's a different story.
mircea_popescu: it's not that the test is "faulty", it's that the people using it do not comprehend statistics.
pankkake: hehe. "UX" is like fedoras, the first sign of imposture
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Of course. Sometimes though a little spotting in the panties at an unexpected time was merely nature's way of aborting a mistake.
ozbot: Statistica resurselor umane pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
BingoBoingo: Eh, I might make an effort at translating it. It's been a slow news week.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform or slavegirl's minimal mathbook as it were.
mircea_popescu: it's a rare police officer that understands it however.
mircea_popescu: it should be required reading in 10th grade for an hour
mircea_popescu: comprehension of those two pages would cut out a large chunk of fraud perpetrated currently, both in politics and commerce.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.00338971 = 1.0169 BTC [+] {10}
mircea_popescu: because it's so counterintuitive in unexpected points.
mircea_popescu: even otherwise "good" "scientists" with years of experience fuck up like children]
Vexual: thats why i dont interview
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00087463 = 9.3585 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: take the most egregious, lowest hanging example : 9x% of all psychology studies are done on psych undergrads.
mircea_popescu: what if nuclear physics was limited to nuclear physicists ?
mircea_popescu: "today we're putting joe in the fog chamber and throwing janet at him.
Vexual: its like god, if you need it you keep it, if you dont you dont
Vexual: ameobic pattern learning becomes stats to explain why the former is wrong
pankkake: after all quantum physics is about their cats…
pankkake: why do you think peta would mine?
Vexual: now theres an unemployed spider who used to work for webcrawler
BingoBoingo: Maybe instead of lining with Mink furs, line with cat furs?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3635 @ 0.00087286 = 3.1728 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo wow, actually you have most of your work done for you
ozbot: - Joel on Software
pankkake: funny thing is, to get that 1% recruiters look for already employed devs
Vexual: if i want a job, i arrive and start working, negotiate the rate after
mircea_popescu: Vexual and if you get horny you arrive and start pumping ?
Vexual: i dont interview well but im goot at stuff
pankkake: good companies should have sexy secretaries to relieve stress
pankkake: sadly this is likely forbidden
Vexual: yeah mircea_popescue, it's kinda my way
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Shh... Some of Joel's other writings are going to be relevant to a post I'll have sometime in the next year.
Vexual: ill leave if asked, but the usual response is? where did you come from?
pankkake: so basically your blog is quoting trilema and spolsky. any actual content coming? :)
pankkake: hope so cause I read all of joel over and over
pankkake: eh… well if all the "managers" read him the world would be a better place by far
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.00087463 = 5.1603 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Useful content takes time to write. So far the best example I have is the RealSolid/McxNow post where I dig through forums threads long considered dead. Actual original synthesis which quotes nothing while still being informative is rare, ThoughtCatalog reportedly is a dumping ground for essays that pretend to do that though.
pankkake: I should blog again. I read somewhere that blogging is a muscle
pankkake: I've had looooong inactivity periods and some bursts
pankkake: perhaps blogging would be better than forum threads
benkay: i like writing but i dislike blogging.
Vexual: yeah its called a website, not a blog
BingoBoingo: pankkake: It couldn't hurt. I mean the more you've blogged the more you can link and stop repeating yourself.
Vexual: im happy thinking that the coiner of blog is a sad sack now
pankkake: I've been doing a lot of "you should have invested in PIF"
Vexual: fuckin with my venacular motherfucker
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10987 @ 0.00087496 = 9.6132 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: that means something different in nyc pankakke
BingoBoingo: Maybe pankkake Write the long form prospectus for PIF on the blog. It seems at the moment though you are leaving out some small things you could do to make PIF even safer.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: pif
pankkake: well it was from the French Communist Party
mircea_popescu: in fairness it was a lot tamer than most of the bs presented as centrist today.
mircea_popescu: fun fact : i think i still have somewhere ~50 inches of full edition pifs, from about 65 to about 78
pankkake: pif gadget, at least before their reissuance, wasn't really preachy
Vexual: u got a passport pankakke?
pankkake: those editions should be worth a lot
BingoBoingo: Passports are a liability. Better to be an undocumented native whereever you get discovered.
pankkake: I don't think my spanish would be credible
Vexual: im hoping english floats
Vexual: just learn sorry my friend is drunk we need a taxi
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
mircea_popescu: just learn sorry my friend is drunk we need a taxi = hola yo necesito muchas albondigalitas. donde esta la zapatoria ?
mircea_popescu: if they answer with "is your hovercraft full of eels ?" you're golden.
Vexual: ill carry eels just in case
Vexual: donde este hovercraft?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14500001 BTC [-]
pankkake: corazon is that word that all spanish songs must have
pankkake: BingoBoingo: you forgot puta, alwas before madre. always
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16678 @ 0.00087178 = 14.5395 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Not always... Sometimes you suggest the other party Chengarse first and then you chenga tu madre
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.145 BTC [-]
ozbot: ASICMINER: Entering the Future of ASIC Mining by Inventing It
Vexual: esta hija viene conmigo
Vexual: sounds like a different friedcat
Vexual: if same friedcat he can get yan for bitcoin
BingoBoingo: Eh, on the optimistic side everyone advertising smaller nodes at this point hasn't shipped anything yet so he might actually have a better implementation at 40 nm. Still though mining is for suckers.
Vexual: are the power specs on target?
pankkake: bitfury is doing very well with its 40
Vexual: firedcat holding fiat?
Vexual: who has he been talking to, his english has changed
pankkake: not sure why people belive AM=one guy
Vexual: ty pankkake for rapid news
BingoBoingo: An AsicMiner collapse into ponzi alone if it happened tomorrow could probably give us $10,000 bitcoin simply because bitcoin is backed by drama
pankkake: Dear Satoshi, I ask you now to forgive me, I have sold coins am sorry, I repent, wash me Satoshi, make me brand new. Satoshi, be my savior, be my lord, and my very best friend. From this moment on, I am yours and you are mine. Come mine your coins through me. Amen.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG.F] 1 @ 0.49 BTC
KRS|Gotyawallet: wanted to do some kind of project when i mentioned capital he got clammy
BingoBoingo: You know, Bitcoin needs a solid "Where are they now" feature that covers people "media" found important in late 2012 and earlier that speaks to how irrelevant they are nao.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Might take some time, but probably more interesting than Dank
Vexual: if you ever see me in the pen, then it's me and lorenzo
BingoBoingo: And unlike Dank who I wrote off as uninsteresting early I've got some notes on Diabo-D3, Nefario, Thermos, et al
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1566 @ 0.00299997 = 4.698 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.16 BTC [+]
benkay: have dividends paid out? "Yes. But..."
benkay: i don't even track mining and that sounds retarded
Vexual: hold cash save 1% good business
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12332 @ 0.00087499 = 10.7904 BTC [+]
Vexual: panama holding co aint no bullshit
benkay: meanwhile mpoe steamrolls up to 87500
thestringpuller: everytime there is a rise in btc price usually people vacate their position in MPOE and sell off their profits
Vexual: and coz nelson mandela time cover sold more than ever, it's a bottstrap
thestringpuller: it seems that MPOE will be worth holding a lot more when the btc price stabilizes
Vexual: its more evident than anything else mpoe will exist in ten years
Vexual: well fortune didnt say its a guy from romainia
pankkake: will there be more than MP sideprojects traded?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00340009 = 0.68 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.1445 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3524 = 1.762 BTC [-] {4}
pankkake: but in 10 years the dollar will be dead
benkay: mp's getting his dick sucked already
Vexual: thats when u need a commie kid rolling shit pankakke
thestringpuller: the only thing is that MPOE-bot isn't making any money in the long term
thestringpuller: all that has to occur is all the MPBOR peeps stop giving MP money to run MPOE
thestringpuller: then MPOE can't function unless MP gives it his own capital
benkay: yeah wtf that's some crazy risk to eat
Vexual: satoshi not interested in money left or right
thestringpuller: people who are willing to sacrifice a % of their wealth so that bitcoin doesn't plummet?
bloctoc: MPBOR peeps <-- what is that?
pankkake: but the temptation to freeride is great
thestringpuller: you send MP cash with an attached interest rate and that goes into the bond pool for a given options month
pankkake: I guess it's slightly better than 1BitcoinEater
thestringpuller: someone who's invested in MPBOR for MPOE's entire lifespan would have lost 113% of their original capital if they left it unhedged...
benkay: maybe one hedges with the options
benkay: but still. insane! wtf!
benkay: insider trading on btc price i betcha
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.36080832 = 2.1648 BTC [+] {3}
benkay: i wonder if tiberiusxiv just went off the deep end imagining mpex conspiracies
benkay: or better! MP paid to have him driven insane.
bloctoc: all in one very bad month though right? then the bot was modified for the better for b holders. and 113% doesn't make sense.
thestringpuller: that's the realized gains though bloctoc over the lifespan of MPOE
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 31 @ 0.05 = 1.55 BTC
thestringpuller: but the service it provides to the bitcoin economy as a whole keeps the market from bottoming out
pankkake: so it is the true bitcoin jesus
benkay: an implicit backing of the biterati
benkay: this is a story that should be spread
bloctoc: in theory yes, but I don't see many people using options in practice.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 594 @ 0.00345156 = 2.0502 BTC [+] {8}
bloctoc: I know I sound like I'm trolling, but I don't fully understand who is using mpex for options trading. seems like none is for the last several months
bloctoc: I don't understand the price rise over the last few days either.
thestringpuller: it's an anonymous exchange but I know I've seen at least 200 BTC worth of C050
ozbot: MPOE, November 2013 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
Vexual: sounds like a govenment to me
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.00349999 = 0.245 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: immediately after there was large supply of BTC that flooded all the markets
benkay: this is the worst arg ever
benkay: bitcoin is going to get me killed or something
pankkake: I have a −1 on satoshi on the forum
pankkake: "created a currency without any economics background"
Vexual: satoshi is the rules of life, mp is the government
bloctoc: Still learning, but I don't see how one would sell short to the bot. I thought the bot did the selling.
benkay: you too can underwrite options
bloctoc: so, buy calls would be the opposite of the mkopt command right?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3609898 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: you underwrite an option then sell it to the bot who always has bids up
bloctoc: Thanks gentlemen, I'm getting there.
bloctoc: I might trade options with eulora dividends some day.
bloctoc: hence the use of the phrase "some day"
benkay: i love how minigame and nsa have wildly different yield curves
benkay: nsa: probably some revenue in the near future.
thestringpuller: benkay you are right though a company that isn't an MP side project needs to IPO on MPEx
benkay: minigame: not a lot of revenue now, maybe shitloads of revenue in the future, plus capital for spinoffs and low-investment games that bilk people of btc.
benkay: i'm noodling around with the idea of doing a depository, but it scares me shitliss.
bloctoc: I am scared of security companies like Gordon Gekko is scared of airlines
thestringpuller: i don't think minigame will have a shitload of revenue, it'll have to build into it
benkay: explain yourself boctoc
benkay: yeah. i'm just keeping my eye on it. i fire up the demo from time to time.
bloctoc: I think many many people come up with secure solutions that are great, but then nobody gives a shit enough to buy them.
benkay: mp's theory is that he knows game design too
benkay: skinner box is a skinner box
thestringpuller: that's why GTA V made some billion dollars in it's first weekend
Duffer1: popularity is no small factor either
thestringpuller: yet it was hailed as one of the greatest crime shows to ever air
Duffer1: i would have liked to see the MP asset fund a compatible Steam Greenlight project
Duffer1: building something around crypto could work sure, but imo the popularity won't be there
thestringpuller: even steam greenlight is iffy, you only get so much visibility
pankkake: unless it pulls a minecraft? (still don't get why that game is popular)
Duffer1: i meant find a project on greenlight that looks like it might work with crypto currency, negotiate to fund them
benkay: what do you mean timing, thestringpuller?
Duffer1: greenlight is almost a vc superstore
bloctoc: I assume that is still on the radar. I would be surprised if all the IPO needs to go towards development from scratch.
thestringpuller: Look at minecraft's history. It was designed as an infiniminer clone. The alpha was sold at like what 5-10 dollars. It hit the market right at a time when people wanted something of that immersive nature.
thestringpuller: It's like how G-Funk took over the hip hop world in the 90's.
Duffer1: oh baby you... got what i neeEEEEeed..
KRS|Gotyawallet: idk what the big deal is other than they nailed the massive world nature of it..i never played it but watched videos
thestringpuller: it's fun for anyone who plays it, but mainly it's a game that literally gets children addicted
KRS|Gotyawallet: someone actually created a simple computer by making a machine that moved blocks around which add up to different values depending on the inputs
bloctoc: I'd like to see bitcoin based Grand Turismo for pink slips
Duffer1: cryptocurrency based Star Citizen pls
Duffer1: don't tell me you guys haven't heard of star citizen
pankkake: oh it's an *upcoming* game. it sounded like an old game
benkay: what is so nominally special about the eulora economy again?
thestringpuller: how long can you fool your audience into thinking you have a product
thestringpuller: Basically every item in the game that spawns, spawns according to how much cryptocurrency is funding the game.
benkay: can't be talking mkt cap of smg, tho
benkay: gotta be some other vehicle
thestringpuller: yea all the food items and such have to be purcahsed with BTC
Duffer1: i think project entropia tried something like that a long time ago
Duffer1: but far less popular than either of those :P
Duffer1: i'd like for an upcoming game to be virtual currency based, but i don't see how it can be that, and fun at the same time
thestringpuller: the game will become popular if it's easily accessible and the rest takes care of itself
Duffer1: unless the currency is an alt, centrally controlled by the game company...
thestringpuller: you could make a crypto currency game that is single player
thestringpuller: you know how many quarters I put in the Ninja Turtles game
Vexual: i lost a fortune on tekken
benkay: huh now there is an excellent idea
benkay: "put a satoshi in, kid"
Duffer1: put in quarters payout winners in btc?
Vexual: take the skills to the arcade
Duffer1: small incentive for beating the game, nm
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 66 @ 0.00299998 = 0.198 BTC [+]
benkay: oh even better you can exchange all your loot for some gameplay credits
benkay: but ever doth the timer decrement
benkay: and ever doth your gear wear out
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 334 @ 0.00297604 = 0.994 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: give the parents bitcoin wallets take dollars convert to btc, send btc back to parents new webwallet?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8398 @ 0.00087544 = 7.3519 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: winner takes all (actually 95%)
Duffer1: are arcades still popular?
Vexual: kids love losing money at arcades
Vexual: tekken is still serious in sydney
benkay: rip off neopets and fund it with btc
thestringpuller: but you could probably create a pay to play single player web based game like gauntlet legends
thestringpuller: and that's when all the asians gather around and start cheering
Vexual: let the cheeres bet too
Vexual: i feel a knife fight coming on
thestringpuller: i think the issue with MG is ultimately it's hard to make a game fun
thestringpuller: you know a game is fun when you play it, but not so much while making it
Vexual: there are lots of reasons people want to play
thestringpuller: yea but look at Mario vs any game on the Atari 2600 save maybe pitfall
thestringpuller: like the original mega man is really fun but extremely difficult to the point it's generally not fun to non-hardcore gamers
thestringpuller: so they had to rebalance it for Mega Man 2 which outsold and was much more popular than it's predecessor
Vexual: difficult is one thing
BingoBoingo: The bigger issue with S.MG is probably they have all of this capital that is probably going to exceed dev costs and going to be a dividend so people will hold for that.
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: what if they can't get to a point where they can get operating revenue?
thestringpuller: if the raised capital exceed dev costs due to deflation I can see that happening
thestringpuller: but if the monthly dev costs outweighs the incoming revenue from "sales" they'll still need that capital
Vexual: those arent the real hurdles for game devs
Vexual: good point, thjose splash screens gotta mean something or the company is kaput
Vexual: u cant make a game in a month
thestringpuller: Squaresoft did the same thing until they merged with Enix now they are back in the same scenario
thestringpuller: that's why you have to stagger development, multiple games in the pipe
BingoBoingo: I think one thing S.NSA has going for it is that even with deflation if costs are charged against raised capital, at least for No Such lAbs there aren't many replacement level competitors.
Vexual: i spent 6 months in 95 on a game
Vexual: top down stategy thing, fucking coisl iny our shows and this and thaty
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 400 @ 0.003 = 1.2 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: but they stagger the releases on a per year basis, usually may of each year
BingoBoingo: I'm pretty sure whether BTC is $100 or $1500 S.NSA could pull off selling the Cardano for 0.35BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 138 @ 0.003 = 0.414 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: when Eulora is released maybe BTC will be at 4g so the original raised capital will deflate with development costs
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37200 @ 0.00087095 = 32.3993 BTC [-] {4}
pankkake: ozbot detected you were under 18?
thestringpuller: i think someone made ozbot ignor me because i spammed bait via pm for a good 15 minutes one night
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: ephebophile
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22800 @ 0.00087035 = 19.844 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: work
KRS|Gotyawallet: i just cant stand pubes..maybe you like em getting caught in your throat when your favorite fuck sits on your face.. i dont =D
Vexual: if ciera dont win survivor ill eat my hat
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Sound Docking
BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: Only what the encyclopedia told me
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: What's that MP's greatest insults github?
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: random
Duffer1: i was hoping for a random definition
Duffer1: not ud definition of random
Vexual: hes a fucking wealth of knowlegde
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: paleface
pankkake: Vexual: it's favorited on my github account, so easy to find everytime someone here asks
KRS|Gotyawallet: Paleface: The act of ejaculating into one's dominant hand, then giving an open-handed slap to another person with the aforementioned hand.
BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: I am familiar with the term
Vexual: fuck it, this is good enough for the main chan
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
ozbot: Rodney Rude McDonalds - YouTube
Vexual: wheres the chips cunt?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21880 @ 0.00087032 = 19.0426 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: "wanna get Chinese eyes man?"-cheech and chong - YouTube
ozbot: Sepultura - Roots Bloody Roots 720p HD on Vimeo
Vexual: that must be the shittest youtube link ive ever
Vexual: ty ben10, must be better
Vexual: is it me iceskating, eating a wurst with extra kraut?
Vexual: no, akiras second wave
Vexual: the lephant had the poison
ozbot: Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell and TI "Blurred Lines" EXPLICIT on Vimeo
Duffer1: good eye bleach, but you'll need ear bleach after unless you mute it
Vexual: allergic tro funkness?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4700 @ 0.00087103 = 4.0938 BTC [+]
ozbot: Everyone Nose (All The Girls Standing In The Line For The... - YouTube
Duffer1: my poor ears what have you done :(
Vexual: i need to clense my cotex since benkay
Vexual: pankakke might say something important
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00087103 = 1.4808 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
ozbot: Flight Facilities - Crave You (Adventure Club Dubstep Remix) - YouTube
Vexual: pankakke how many peta sold? %?
ozbot: La Roux - Bulletproof - YouTube
Vexual: see prism, no bullshit data
Vexual: your like a sexier siri
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
Vexual: one in a milliopn baby
Duffer1: i'm not diggin your playlist tonight vex
Duffer1: what's your current favorite?
pankkake: haven't listened but the few I know I like
Vexual: look where kakos log breaks
ozbot: Sounds Of San Francisco Remix [Global Deejays] - YouTube
ozbot: Mercedes-Benz TV: MAGIC BODY CONTROL TV commercial "Chicken" - YouTube
ozbot: Diana Ross - Upside down - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.05 = 2 BTC
ozbot: BReal of Cypress Hill - Once Upon a Rhyme - YouTube
ozbot: K.U.S.H. - Cypress Hill - YouTube
KRS|Gotyawallet: check this one out- Donald D used to be down with ICE T and all them
ozbot: DONALD D CAR CHASE. - YouTube
BingoBoingo: Does anyone want to play a game... of chess...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7381 @ 0.00087299 = 6.4435 BTC [+]
ozbot: Shining - Terres des Anonymes (ft. Famine of Peste Noire) - YouTube
BingoBoingo: pankkake, Vexual: either of you know how to play chess?
pankkake: not really and it bores me to death
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Last time I did tournament play about 920, so not very high.
Apocalyptic: I used to play a lot, not tournaments though
pankkake: I like Go better. less annoying rules :p
BingoBoingo: Ah, my problem has always been liking openings like the pirc with a bit more of a novelty feel
BingoBoingo: I played one tournament in spring 2012 and then the previous outing was spring 2002
Apocalyptic: is there a platform we can play on without having to register ?
BingoBoingo: IRC? Just pass Algebraic notation of the moves in text?
BingoBoingo: It amazes me at times, but there is a richer language for playing chess on the internet than displaying pictures
ozbot: Algebraic notation (chess) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
BingoBoingo: I am drunk and receptive to playing either color.
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Flip a coin and tell me what color it gave you...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.00087266 = 14.5734 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: So heads mean you are black/white/red/yellow ??
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
Apocalyptic: B4 is a dubious move for an opening btw, i often play C4
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: I've heard it played as the Orangutang
BingoBoingo: C5 though leads to half of the Sicilian lines though so that is common
Apocalyptic: C4 is known as the English if i remember correctly
Apocalyptic: ok, so do we spam #assets with our moves or take it somewhere else ?
BingoBoingo: Yeah, but seriously fuck both the Anglos and the Saxons. Lets spam -assets just so the game is in the permanent record
BingoBoingo: Maybe some day Kramnik will come here and be like"you assholes"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.35997778 = 1.0799 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35998758 = 0.72 BTC [+]
ozbot: Eazy-E - Easier Said Than Dunn - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.35998823 = 1.44 BTC [+] {3}
KRS|Gotyawallet: You guys are straight up gangsta for spamming this channel with your chess moves. Fo sho.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 40 @ 0.36022124 = 14.4088 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: Gotta make a record to keep it honest
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.36135 = 2.1681 BTC [+] {2}
gribble: Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user BingoBoingo, with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24087 @ 0.00087235 = 21.0123 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.373 BTC [+]
gribble: Nick 'Apocalyptic', with hostmask 'Apocalyptic!~Apocalypt@unaffiliated/apocalyptic', is identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 102 @ 0.00349115 = 0.3561 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 162 @ 0.00349893 = 0.5668 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Muffin Songs - Good Night | nursery rhymes & children songs with lyrics | muffin songs - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 153 @ 0.00349999 = 0.5355 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 126 @ 0.00354404 = 0.4465 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 125 @ 0.00356663 = 0.4458 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13443 @ 0.00087025 = 11.6988 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.00087005 = 12.7462 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 18 @ 0.09871721 = 1.7769 BTC [+] {5}
BingoBoingo: K Apocalyptic I will accept when you insert one sharpie in the pooper.
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Write Bingo on one asscheek and Boingo on the other...
gribble: Nick 'Apocalyptic', with hostmask 'Apocalyptic!~Apocalypt@unaffiliated/apocalyptic', is identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None
Apocalyptic: resignation is final, no need for the opponent to accept
BingoBoingo: Cool, I just want you to ident youself. For the logs...
gribble: You are identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None
BingoBoingo: Thanks, I accept your resignation D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7
pankkake: shouldn't the correct procedure for the loser to open a scam accusation thread?
BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: This is -assets everything is srs bsns
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Maybe, but the log offers evidence in the winner's favor. This isn't Buttfunder
pankkake: doesn't matter, make a poll to determine who is the real winner
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: There wasn't now, but this might offer an example for snackman, et al. There was a contest. A person won. Another lost. If some fucker would have tried to sneak in late they would have opened a scam poll.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 21 @ 0.35018058 = 7.3538 BTC [-] {9}
BingoBoingo: ;;rate Apocalyptic 2 Gracious person under adversity
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user Apocalyptic has been recorded.
BingoBoingo: pankkake: So how are you structuring this poll?
BingoBoingo: I though pankkake You promised one of your famous polls.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1850 @ 0.00087005 = 1.6096 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4400 @ 0.00087174 = 3.8357 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14079 @ 0.00087174 = 12.2732 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 42 @ 0.0034 = 0.1428 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 37 @ 0.05 = 1.85 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2313 @ 0.00087005 = 2.0124 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18090 @ 0.00086954 = 15.73 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 20 @ 0.0077 = 0.154 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
Fox13: Anybody know anything about the ฿2360.0000 NEOBEE sale on 2013-12-03?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3506 = 1.753 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10484 @ 0.00087183 = 9.1403 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13866 @ 0.00087299 = 12.1049 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 190 @ 0.0030333 = 0.5763 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18902 @ 0.00086941 = 16.4336 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 61 @ 0.0030333 = 0.185 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4250 @ 0.00086996 = 3.6973 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.35 = 1.75 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.35 = 1.4 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.345 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16900 @ 0.00087059 = 14.713 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.33820001 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13450 @ 0.00087303 = 11.7423 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10250 @ 0.00086932 = 8.9105 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 666 @ 0.0006 = 0.3996 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.33803337 = 5.0705 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 10891 @ 0.00015 = 1.6337 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.339 = 1.017 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15399999 BTC [+]
ozbot: JPMorgan Chase Building Bitcoin-Killer | Lets Talk Bitcoin
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44450 @ 0.00086891 = 38.623 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26850 @ 0.00086771 = 23.298 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: gotta love all these noobs showing up, asking a q and vanishing in 5 minutes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG.F] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10879 @ 0.00086689 = 9.4309 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14407 @ 0.00086853 = 12.5129 BTC [+]
gribble: Current Blocks: 274180 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2011 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 45 minutes, and 27 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1059096125.31 | Estimated Percent Change: 16.59549
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18015 @ 0.00087177 = 15.7049 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: KRS|Gotyawallet i guess the central bank governors do not wish to come to timisoara and kiss my pinky ring eh ?
☟︎ mircea_popescu: silly doggies, don't they know sucking the cock willingly is a lot more pleasant and less painful than doing it forcibly ?
KRS|Gotyawallet: since this isnt real currency governmennts abroad shouldn't have any problems with hooking up services for it huh
ThickAsThieves: we need to get that satellite going and more wifi nets
mircea_popescu: and all the girlies say "i'm pretty pegged for junior high"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28050 @ 0.00087448 = 24.5292 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: [ActiveMining] The Official Active Mining Discussion Thread [Self-Moderated]
pankkake: there's no summary it's a picture
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
ozbot: Security Experts to Fiat World : Fuck you, srsly pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
ozbot: Road Bike Party 2 - Martyn Ashton - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
gribble: Current Blocks: 274185 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2006 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 9 minutes, and 5 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 899951662.105 | Estimated Percent Change: -0.92466
nubbins`: oh god everyone buy mining rigs
pankkake: no, this week is "tell everyone to mine ppcoin" week
nubbins`: there are other coins that ASICs can mine as is
pankkake: wow, it's no longer obscure dictatorships doing it
pankkake: ThickAsThieves: well that's ppcoin, it's sha256
nubbins`: well the technical details are beyond me
nubbins`: but the same work is used for both coins
nubbins`: well then you're just throwing away btc ;p
nubbins`: which was the joke behind me saying "i only mine nmc"
nubbins`: some old man (maybe 70+) just knocked on the tourette hooker neighbour's door
nubbins`: there's some crazy noises coming from over there now
mircea_popescu: that's what makes a harem good : you're the only one not teary
nubbins`: but of... ah, the moment's passed.
gribble: Estimated percent change in difficulty this period | 3.04475 % based on data since last change | -1.56527 % based on data for last three days
gribble: Current Blocks: 274186 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2005 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 1 minute, and 49 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 936007906.993 | Estimated Percent Change: 3.04475
jcpham: i bet the get a patent too
jcpham: i doubt it does any good
jcpham: yes but first they copied something free to use
pankkake: imagine if bitcoin was like credits cards, we'd give private keys to each other and trust not to take more than needed
mircea_popescu: these days the patent office is high into trolling applicants.
jcpham: i wouldn't be suprised mircea_popescu
jcpham: but it's harder than it used to be
mircea_popescu: but now they're putting a lot of effort into searching prior art.
ozbot: Chip Wilson, Lululemon founder, steps down - Business - CBC News
nubbins`: so word is that "lululemon" was chosen because chip wilson gets heavy lels from japanese people mispronouncing things
nubbins`: well they got the guy from TOMS shoes to step in, so yes
mircea_popescu: i wonder how many "brands" only exist currently because the brand owners are pushing them, paying a rent each year to the world/out the window / toilet bowl.
mircea_popescu: i mean, theres a ton of blogs and sites that only exists because and inasmuch the owner keeps pushing them
mircea_popescu: but i guess nobody realises stuff like adidas or vevo are in the same boat.
nubbins`: "know what's a good idea? charge whitey $70 for a pair of $5 shoes, and give another pair for free to some poor african kid so his folks lose their job at the shoe factory"
nubbins`: yeah, brands are a funny thing
nubbins`: way to buy a fuckin' logo, y'know?
mircea_popescu: yeah! actually, what the sex tape is to the starlet, the brand is to the no-business "busioness"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 196 @ 0.02550985 = 4.9999 BTC [-] {8}
mircea_popescu: somehow the point where you gotta have a business to be a business is eschewed, in favour of merely having a "brand", which really is a logo + advertising bills package
mircea_popescu: much like competence is replaced by degrees, which really are a certificate + "education" bills package
nubbins`: you see this at all scales too, from local to worldwide
nubbins`: there's this "company" around town, "FOG TOWN BRAND"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 26 @ 0.02541461 = 0.6608 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: afaict, the only thing they produce is stickers with their logo
nubbins`: and even those are just literal rips of other brand logos, with "FOG TOWN" emblazoned in place of the original name
nubbins`: pink eye print company is in the wot.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
ThickAsThieves: who needs we wot, we have escrow/arbiter website #X1A now
the20year: consumer protection is over rated :D
nubbins`: "oh, well, i'm sure 'hobo dave' will prevent me from losing my money"
nubbins`: all i see is a couple of chumps from -otc
nubbins`: honestly, i wouldn't trust most of the people in -otc even if they sent first.
ThickAsThieves: "I am a well-known author, blogger, entrepreneur and programmer, currently serving as CTO of "
ozbot: Rating Details for User 'nubbins`'
nubbins`: not sure if the horse should have a huge drooping cock, or the rider
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.003033 = 0.1365 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 70 @ 0.02115872 = 1.4811 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> honestly, i wouldn't trust most of the people in -otc even if they sent first. <<< neither would they.
nubbins`: thestringpuller: ah, i see you have a +10 rating from 'danieldaniel' with the comment "Fuck you."
nubbins`: i bet that took some wrangling
mircea_popescu: it'll be funny when private individual dorks start actually refering to themselves in the 1st person
mircea_popescu: god knows they're already doing it when speaking as if "their company"
nubbins`: but in my defense, there's three of us
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ozbot: Pussy Riot, Greenpeace activists could be granted amnesty in Russia - World - CBC News
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.339 BTC [+]
nubbins`: best thing to come out of this was watching stuffy newscasters have to say the phrase "Pussy Riot" so many times
nubbins`: i think one got sent to a gulag
mircea_popescu: and then is this the blondy with small tits and an annoying personality that split up with her hubby
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.00332547 = 0.2926 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: because eiother or both betrayed the holy cause of pussy rioting ?
mircea_popescu: there was only one pretty one, and she was dumb as a plank
ThickAsThieves: there was the riot grrl, then artsy girl, and the prairie girl
nubbins`: prairie girl was the blond one
nubbins`: ah, just because there's blood everywhere and people are crying doesn't mean it's a riot.
nubbins`: "Barack Obama, Raul Castro shake hands at Mandela memorial"
nubbins`: "no srsly bru, we're still not cool"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02249999 = 0.18 BTC [+]
nubbins`: wow, apollo 11 crew had to pass thru US customs & immigration upon returning from the moon
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.339 = 1.356 BTC [+]
pankkake: they probably just checked for bitcoins
mircea_popescu: basically all the us is these days, is one giant cartman
ozbot: Back from the Moon, Apollo Astronauts Had to Go Through Customs | Space.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.3366875 = 5.387 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 68 @ 0.003311 = 0.2251 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: Conditions on board which may lead to the spread of disease: TBD
mircea_popescu: hahaha nothing is beyond our reach, except pls don't use gpg.
mircea_popescu: honestly, the sad mental state of people still showing up to work for the various usg agencies suggests we'll soon see jamestown-like mass suicides.
nubbins`: at least they'll use a name-brand drink.
ozbot: Employee Morale Is Suffering At the NSA - Slashdot
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00087278 = 4.0148 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: cynicism is good protective serum. these people are nutty.
mircea_popescu: But on this most auspicious of nights…permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet…to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.Voilà!In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran…cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.This visage, no mere veneer of vanity…is a vestige of the vox populi,now vacant, vanished.However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stand
mircea_popescu: s vivified…and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice…and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance,a vendetta…held as a votive not in vain,for the value and veracity of such…shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose.So let me simply add that it’s my ver
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22897 @ 0.0008754 = 20.044 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.00087278 = 2.3565 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: article about lezzie that got raped "curatively". comment section ? lezzies dating
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9566 @ 0.00087082 = 8.3303 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: 3-D Printed Gun Ban Fails In Senate - Slashdot
nubbins`: i'd love a 3d printer, can't justify it
nubbins`: what, as opposed to all the other plastic you come into contact in the run of a day?
nubbins`: i'm not sure 3d printers produce dust
nubbins`: but anyway, if you smell plastic, it's in your body
mircea_popescu: afaik the phtalates (softening agents) are the main problem with "normal" plastics
mircea_popescu: now, as far as solvents go toluene (used to be widely used in the 70s etc) is actually carginogenic
nubbins`: the hip thing these days is to use acetone vapor to take the jagged edges off rough 3d prints
nubbins`: if anything, that's the dangerous step
nubbins`: generally they use ABS and PLA plastics, not sure about the specifics of either
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.16 BTC [+]
nubbins`: i'm told lego sandwiches are a danish delicacy
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.00086963 = 15.8273 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: actually since we're on the topic, it's good policy to throw out all old plastic in the house (>3 years or so) and replace it with modern plastic (if made in the us or eu, past coupla years)
mircea_popescu: an especially good time to do so is when preparing the house for the first baby.
mircea_popescu: this is especially true of any pvc items, if you can recognise pvc
mircea_popescu: the reason would be that phtalates are toxic, and unbound to the actual plastic, so they leak out as the thing breaks down through age/sun exposure
mircea_popescu: whereas it's been mostly phased out of production, so no longer used as a plasticizer since ~2010/2012
nubbins`: honestly believe plastic will be the ultimate downfall of man
nubbins`: or, y'know, some sort of meteor impact
nubbins`: no, legalization of marijuana will be the downfall of government
mircea_popescu: failure to kiss my pinky ring will be downfall of woman.
mircea_popescu: they could make songs about shit being discussed, and get bittips
mircea_popescu: pankkake i don't mean one song. i mean a fucking band. a song a month
pankkake: I can already say I can't do anything
mircea_popescu: i could perhaps get chicks to show up for nude vids to go with teh muzak
mircea_popescu: once it gets popular it can have it's own fucking F! show
ThickAsThieves: yknow there really is room for a bitcoin-famous and themed band
the20year: What are your feelings on ciphertrade, everyone?
nubbins`: heh, there's a 6'7" metal guitarist guiding a dump truck down my dead-end street
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15865 @ 0.00086692 = 13.7537 BTC [-] {3}
nubbins`: his band is called "crossboners"
nubbins`: we (dick surgery) played a show with them once
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02499999 = 0.125 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: actually first album should probably be We are a Company
nubbins`: ah, lovely, i was hoping i'd spill a full mug of coffee all over the table today
nubbins`: asjlieurhgipfhgiuegheiwru water too?!?!?!?!?!
mircea_popescu: so in todays installment of fml, few days ago i get a gallon of plum juice, then yest i spend the day getting drunk with the guy who gave it to me. total intake ~1.7 liters of pure alcohol past 7 days. today, chick i know wants me to pls answer some q's for this study she's doing for school.
mircea_popescu: it's, of course, about alcohol consumption. after 5 questions she's like... well that's nice, you exceed the total so far.
mircea_popescu: i'm like "no but this is exceptional. it's not the real me! i didn't even get drunk!
mircea_popescu: hey this stuff is great, you shouyld try it sometime!"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.334 = 1.67 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.33300013 = 0.999 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: i thought that was oppenheimer.
mircea_popescu: maybe moar like i got scammed but maybe it didn't really happen
nubbins`: wait, how many of them were there?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9850 @ 0.00086656 = 8.5356 BTC [-]
nubbins`: I'm Not Really Here: The Story of Your Funds
ozbot: Rick Ross In New York"Kiss My Pinky Ring" Official Music Video(50 cent diss) - YouTube
nubbins`: diss track, son // distraction
nubbins`: gimme some divs at the hotel bitcoinica
kanzure: decentralize this food bank
nubbins`: pretty lulzy that people from all over are donating to this one place that feeds the homeless
nubbins`: while likely simultaneously doing fuck-all in their own communities
mircea_popescu: so they all either starve in our own community or move there
nubbins`: if they stopped to think for a moment, they'd probably realize that they'd rather have their local homeless be well-fed
mircea_popescu: let them pack and move to that one place where they get fed.
mircea_popescu: O, you need a vocalist for the btc version of anal cunt? i'd do that ;D
nubbins`: i suppose if you had a floatation device, you could take the currents to montreal
nubbins`: anal cunt, now there's a throwback
nubbins`: one of those guys died a few years ago
mircea_popescu: only faggots put nsfw warnings on pics that contain no cunt.
pankkake: naken man is more nsfw than naked female
Diablo-D3: and its a half way decent patch cord too
nubbins`: well he obv didn't have a belt handy, so...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 65 @ 0.00331349 = 0.2154 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3330001 = 0.666 BTC [-]
pankkake: you have to undertand the W part
nubbins`: i brought my penis to work literally every day
pankkake: better be a perv at work than a gay at work
mircea_popescu: ok so this band, does it actually have anyone ? what's it need, a drummer an electric guitar, alead vocal ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5850 @ 0.00087047 = 5.0922 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves if all the people in the band connect in a skype conference, can you pull youtube sound out of that ?
nubbins`: keyboard changes the whole dynamic, choose wisely
ThickAsThieves: well if you just wanna record, i can cover any missing parts rreally
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: lag, impossible
nubbins`: best is to figure out a basic song structure, start with drums, then overdub everything else
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you don't understand. lag is part of our legacy.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 290 @ 0.00303274 = 0.8795 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: me personally no, but anyone with a reasonable setup could
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC
nubbins`: did we have any clear winners with song names?
nubbins`: best to get lyrics sorted, few verses, maybe a chorus
pankkake: hehe perhaps I can try to write some lyrics after all!
mircea_popescu: tell you what, to get the ball rolling : im putting a 0.1 btc prize on the lyrics.
mircea_popescu: then we see if she can sing it, and if something can be patched together out of it
Diablo-D3: jesus why does audio output on everything suck
Diablo-D3: and why isnt my new dac and amp here yet
nubbins`: you could open-source the music and invite people to submit covers
nubbins`: Deerhoof once released the sheet music to one of their songs before it was released
the20year: who did you migrate trading to tat?
nubbins`: there once was a man who accepted our coins
nubbins`: with a butterfly shirt and a penchant for groins
nubbins`: we asked for a date and he said "oh, two weeks!"
nubbins`: it is then we suspected we were dealing with sneaks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00049999 = 0.5 BTC [+]
nubbins`: the weeks turned to months, and the months into years
nubbins`: as the hashrate still rose, we succumbed to our tears
pankkake: I must admit I'm cheating with a rhyming dictionnary, but I have my my non-nativeness as an excuse
mircea_popescu: youy know, as a lateral thought, it occurs to me that if this actually happens, all the other kids that hoped and dreamed to make a band will be SO butthurt jealous...
mircea_popescu: never had a chance, never had the means, never had a hope.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2424 @ 0.000115 = 0.2788 BTC [-]
nubbins`: we refreshed the page and examined each line
nubbins`: in search of a clue as to when we could mine
mircea_popescu: jesus i can't believe anal cunt has a 50 page wikipedia entry, complete with neckbeard graphs and dioramas.
mircea_popescu: what the fuck, it was always a bored guy. not noteworthy in any sense.
nubbins`: the rep on the forums deflected our pleas
nubbins`: while drinking fine wines and eating nice cheese
pankkake: dragon ball z must have 300+ entries
pankkake: anyway it's easy to make an anal cunt song: take a subject, say it's gay
nubbins`: "but surely a product, a business must need",
nubbins`: the orderers wailed at the company's greed
mircea_popescu: pankkake along those lines, cardano's test bench has so far generated gigabytes worth of anal cunt lead vocals and kbd.
☟︎ nubbins`: we started to frown as the waiting time grew
nubbins`: and the company doused usb hubs with glue
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 36 @ 0.33108334 = 11.919 BTC [-] {5}
nubbins`: then one day a miner appeared at a door
nubbins`: and the pre-orders began to pour in once more
nubbins`: "return on investment", the naysayer's phrase,
nubbins`: steadfastly ignored as we counted the days
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4550 @ 0.00086656 = 3.9428 BTC [-]
nubbins`: hoping one day that soon we'd have red cheeks
deadweasel: so it looks like youj're making a childrens book for bitcoin?
nubbins`: nah, we're trying to record an album
nubbins`: altho it does have a "night before christmas" feel, hey
nubbins`: pre-order money is better than gold; it's free and it smells nice and never grows mold
nubbins`: pre-order hardware, six months down the road, is like a fine prince, turned into a toad
nubbins`: pre-order dreams and pre-order hopes, pre-order buyers on pre-order ropes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.33 = 1.65 BTC [-]
nubbins`: inaba decided to give us some grief, with a shit-eating grin and a faint smell of queef
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26990 @ 0.00086639 = 23.3839 BTC [-] {3}
ThickAsThieves: I actually have a song i never finished that lyrics kinda fit the idea
nubbins`: a jonathan richman sort of style would be great for this
ThickAsThieves: kinda unclear if it's sposed to be a funny effort or not
nubbins`: mildly tongue-in-cheek, at least
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Since She Started to Ride - YouTube
morg_: Anyone invested in PETA?
nubbins`: no, i can't see how investing in mining is a good idea
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar Live - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 20 @ 0.0077 = 0.154 BTC
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Vampire Girl ln.mp4.mp4 - YouTube
nubbins`: may just spend the rest of the day listening to jonathan richman
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 980.1211, Best ask: 984.0, Bid-ask spread: 3.87890, Last trade: 980.1211, 24 hour volume: 15740.77510427, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 985.0, 24 hour vwap: 941.24088
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 600 @ 0.00290015 = 1.7401 BTC [-] {9}
Korbman: the sooner the better...I've got some bills coming up :P
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34169 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.1173 = 0.3519 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Girlfriend / Roadrunner - YouTube
nubbins`: "well, that's a G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N / that's a girlfriend / that's somethin' that i'd understand"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.118 BTC [+]
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.05 = 0.7 BTC
Kleeck: Wow. Apparently I'm banned from #bitconmarkets. I feel I should celebrate.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1017.0, Best ask: 1019.0, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 1019.0, 24 hour volume: 17521.42724005, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 1019.99999, 24 hour vwap: 947.92164
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.34169 = 1.0251 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.000115 = 0.2875 BTC [-]
Kleeck: well, #bitcoinmarkets, not bitconmarkets
jurov: thestringpuller, just watch #bitcoin-assets-trades?
jurov: this one is censored anyway
Kleeck: bitcoinmarkets used to be good... once upon a time...
ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1015.0, Best ask: 1024.0, Bid-ask spread: 9.00000, Last trade: 1015.0, 24 hour volume: 18596.29822859, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 1025.06084, 24 hour vwap: 952.12501
nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: anyway, to answer your question from earlier, i'm not sure there's a way to write a song about bitcoin that isn't funny
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6550 @ 0.00086631 = 5.6743 BTC [-]
nubbins`: well, arguably, but assuming that's so -- it doesn't mean it can translate into music with a straight face
nubbins`: nine inch nails by and for financial professionals
nubbins`: songs raging about bond returns
ozbot: pankkake / asslyrics
nubbins`: "the fragile / she doesn't see her beauty / i won't let you fall apart"
nubbins`: but can you imagine slayer singing about bitcoins?
thestringpuller: I can imagine lil jon sampling slayer and rapping about bitcoins
nubbins`: thestringpuller: and i can imagine my sides literally splitting open
pankkake: the hardest part for me is that I don't know if it sounds right
pankkake: also I don't know much about Bitcoinica
ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Lonely Financial Zone 1976.wmv - YouTube
pankkake: google translate's thing has the worst reading ever
twizt: anyone know a good btc/ltc datafeed
benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 964.84, Best ask: 969.76, Bid-ask spread: 4.92000, Last trade: 967.5, 24 hour volume: 70816.6, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 917.99
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17050 @ 0.00086769 = 14.7941 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: i want to see an s.nsa ssh dongle too.
gribble: Current Blocks: 274217 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1974 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 16 hours, 14 minutes, and 7 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1239200145.04 | Estimated Percent Change: 36.42307
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1239200145.04 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
benkay: wave hands to a certain extent
benkay: but i want to ssh into a box with a cardano-like device
benkay: i suppose this is possible with a vm on a usb stick
benkay: ah i imagine because i have to enter plaintext at some point on the potentially compromised computer
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14332 @ 0.00086865 = 12.4495 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.0254 = 0.2286 BTC [+]
deadweasel: most water cooled pumps will gurgle a bit while they get going, right?
benkay: what are the downsides of oil cooling systems?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 668 @ 0.00086997 = 0.5811 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.118 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.32515999 = 2.2761 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3201 = 0.6402 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 6666 @ 0.00299882 = 19.9901 BTC [-] {4}
mike_c: has a human ever tried to breathe fluorinert?
mike_c: crazy. i'll put it at the bottom of the bucket list.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [+]
ozbot: Liquid breathing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3203 = 1.6015 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.31939999 = 3.194 BTC [-] {4}
ozbot: Looking for IPO Partner: Butter-Bot.com
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15100 @ 0.00086996 = 13.1364 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.00331447 = 0.1525 BTC [-] {3}
mike_c: even better use for fluorinert - fat free potato chips.
ozbot: Frying a potato chip in Fluorinert FC-40 - YouTube
mircea_popescu: im not so sure perfluorohexane is safe for ingestion tbh
mike_c: he said he's not eating the chip.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.0033 = 0.132 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Mythbusters - Helium and Sulfur Hexafluoride - YouTube
benkay: hey Sabroshi where all the coins at
KRS|Gotyawallet: thestringpuller: if you lke isey brothers do you like contagious?
mike_c: yeah, eating it seems bad: At Cray Research we used Flourinert extensively in the Tritons, and if we ever had a 'burn', where a circuit failed and heated it to boiling, we had to evacuate the building immediately, as the gas is the most powerful carcinogen known... 1 part in 5 billion if memory serves
thestringpuller: well recent in comparison to other Isely discogrpahy timeline
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.118 = 0.236 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.31771428 = 2.224 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.3125 = 2.5 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 55 @ 0.31078944 = 17.0934 BTC [-] {15}
jurov: omg havelock... another day, anoher ipo
mike_c: limited partners buy into a vc fund and don't expect to see it back for 10 years
mike_c: somehow i doubt sfi investors are prepared for that.
mike_c: plus the fact that all their money will be gone within 1 year anyway.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 31 @ 0.00324534 = 0.1006 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.3105 = 1.242 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24077 @ 0.00087014 = 20.9504 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 71 @ 0.30999293 = 22.0095 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.00307694 = 0.16 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.30896266 = 0.9269 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.31240004 = 2.8116 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 45 @ 0.30599189 = 13.7696 BTC [-] {15}
benkay: jurov: they're funding a wallet!
benkay: jurov: the list of 'startup descriptions' reads like a list of 'look at these sweet companies we want to copy and or 'invest' into!'
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
kanzure: "international bitcoin fund for jerks capable of deploying twitter bootstrap themes"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.3015 = 1.809 BTC [-] {2}
kanzure: i IPO in 3 minutes who's with me
dub: how much for a board seat
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.31925 = 2.554 BTC [+] {2}
kanzure: not how it works, the company has to pay the board members
benkay: sorry 5 angstrom asics
kanzure: it can only go up/down so it's virtually guaranteed
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 252 @ 0.00049999 = 0.126 BTC [-]
ozbot: pankkake / asslyrics
the20year: how'd they get size down so small when intel is still on 18nm?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1336 @ 0.000115 = 0.1536 BTC [-]
jurov: woo pankkake on a roll
pankkake: and I haven't slept for 24hours
jurov: lol you'll wake up tomorrow wanting to discard it all
pankkake: I can't really judge it, because it's all in broken english in my head
jurov: trash metal dont need no engrish
jurov: you have to find a vocalist with fitting accent tho
jurov: o i forgot you already have hannah .. bah, she'll manage :)
mircea_popescu: kanzure> "international bitcoin fund for jerks capable of deploying twitter bootstrap themes" << word
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [+]
benkay: there was a css education session yesterday.
kanzure: i am not really new but whatever
kanzure: oh, unfortunately that's a different asshole named bryan
kanzure: there's also a third one that has cancer so i can't talk too much shit about him
mircea_popescu: in bitcoin i mean. if not new, then therefore you been doing something ? or just following it ?
kanzure: unauthorized infosec stuff
dub: im working with a chinese vendor in a poc lab on one of my projects, you need tiny hands to work with some of the gear
kanzure: i published a paper in the journal of nucleic acid research, does that count? (probably not)
kanzure: excuse me, i mean nucleic acids research
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00086625 = 12.0409 BTC [-] {2}
kanzure: last year i started downloading all android apps and automatically baksmiling them for various reverse engineering reasons
kanzure: some of the ad networks have very interesting financial data exposed to end users
kanzure: so i'm expecting some of the bitcoin apps will have weird APIs laying around that they forgot to secure from old versions of their apps, etc
kanzure: i mean, it's something i would forget, so i'm sure other dorks will too
mircea_popescu: well, i'm all for publicly humiliating the vc circuit and its minions, so,
mircea_popescu: if you need either incentive to break into any bitcoin mobile app or venue to publish the results, i'll gladly listen
kanzure: dunno what that means in this case
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6871 @ 0.00086722 = 5.9587 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00086505 = 11.2457 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 108 @ 0.00290017 = 0.3132 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 457 @ 0.0029 = 1.3253 BTC [-] {7}
Vexual: Mi aerodeslizador se ha enredado en sus arbustos. Necesitaré una compensación monetaria.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21414 @ 0.00086491 = 18.5212 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 100 @ 0.0077 = 0.77 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 890 @ 0.0005 = 0.445 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5553 @ 0.0008645 = 4.8006 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12660 @ 0.00086444 = 10.9438 BTC [-]
kanzure: and here i thought they were just yelling out cream for no good reason
dub: yro.slashdot.org/story/13/12/10/2117234/jpmorgan-files-patent-application-on-bitcoin-killer
ozbot: [BitFunder] Ukyo.Loan - Paying 0.05% daily.
Apocalyptic: "I hope this is the case, I invested with Ukyo due to his reputation" // what kind of reputation did this guy have ?
Sabroshi: What am I sposed to do with shares that people never claim?
kanzure: you want the serious answer or the irc answer?
ll: heh i havent heard nerdcore in a while
dub: Apocalyptic: he made a website with css and some oldschool tards vouched for him
Apocalyptic: " he made a website with css" , ok I stopped right here, that's solid
dub: of course he failed the simplest of bitcointalk tests
dub: has anime avatar == will lose/steal peoples money
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic he had an ok reputation, been around forever, did a sort of hash exchange before that closed down cleanrly
dub: thestringpuller: yes
gribble: You have not yet rated user ukto
gribble: You have not yet rated user ukyo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.15 = 0.3 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18000 @ 0.00086478 = 15.566 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 472 @ 0.00299354 = 1.413 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
dub: <kab0n> Looking for answer to question -- also looking for extending outsourced network team
dub: <kab0n> PM for details -- projects are per-job basis split 50% overhead / 50% direct to you, no taxes withheld, payout in BTC, PayPal, or my elance, odesk, or freelancer acct.
dub: from a network vendor channel
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9450 @ 0.00086609 = 8.1846 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00086408 = 16.6335 BTC [-] {2}
Apocalyptic: where would I go for some long term LTC loan ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 42 @ 0.00307734 = 0.1292 BTC [-] {5}
jborkl: Bitcointalk gets better and better- now the discussion in the Activemining thread values the Amazing company at 1.85 Billion USD
jborkl: and Havelock only needs to IPO 8 more things to be amazing
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.0008636 = 7.5997 BTC [-]
jborkl: Nothing on the forum is a joke, somewhere someone thinks it is so...
Apocalyptic: the last one 2 hours ago : "Seedcoin Fund is the first global seed-stage Bitcoin startup fund. The funds in bitcoin raised through this public offering will be invested in a portfolio of Bitcoin startups to be incubated by Seedcoin"
jborkl: did you read the "incubated" amazing companies
mircea_popescu: what exactly makes anyone think seedcoin knows the first thing about "incubating" ?
benkay: who knows, Hive might actually make a usable OS X wallet.
mircea_popescu: all the no-name noobs with complicated models. the unmitigated audacity of it all, nobody fucking heard of starting small, everyone thinks they're born straight to the top of the food chain
jborkl: Well, it has the word seed in it, so they have to know by default
jborkl: cause if I name myself El Jefe, I have to be the man
mircea_popescu: benkay how much money do you think there is in making an osx wallet ?
benkay: but i don't think end users should be managing their wallets in any event
benkay: enough money to sustain an individual on donations and freeware nagging
jborkl: Who uses a mac anyway, we can boot them all off of IRC with one ﲬ
benkay: a rather large chunk of the 'computer' using population.
benkay: although if apple gets their way with the jailed platforms one won't be able to actually run a bitcoin client on any OS X instance.
benkay: a friend and i came up with an amusing scenario where the refusal to play with bitcoin drives apple out of the mobile game
pankkake: the general hating freedom thing does
kanzure: i think bitcoin people will make a patent defense fund and nuke apple from orbit instead
kanzure: e.g. some sort of defensive patent fund
dub: well like mtgox it seems no amount of failure will shake loose the diehards
kanzure: the reason that apple doesn't want cryptocurrencies on ios is related to mobile payments and their own ios5 wallet system
jborkl: you just reminded me to see if my micro AWS was done DL the block chain
kanzure: and everyone and their mom filed patents on sending payments over mobile phones etc
benkay: kanzure: and that 30% rake.
kanzure: i'm not sure how much of that 30% is going to liabilities
kanzure: jborkl: are you using a torrent?
jborkl: no, well I hooked it up to one of my nodes
jborkl: so kinda, it is the free tier so I just wanted to see how it does
dub: mircea_popescu: is it lost on you/her that trying to help people who are beyond help is a less pleasurable way of fucking your own ass?
dub: seems like so much effort expended for so little potential reward
benkay: so much effort and so many buttcorns all for the forumlols
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14200 @ 0.00086383 = 12.2664 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: "trading on MPEx" or "trading on the MPEx"
dub: better yet "trading the bitcoin on the mpex"
benkay: one way it implies "trading on Mircea Popescu's Exchange"
benkay: the other way it's an exchange that happens to be named for MP ; "trading on the Mircea Popescu Exchange"
jurov: just use "the Exchange" :D
benkay: what an unmitigated fuckhole of a transmission format
benkay: "yes please put my longs in a string"
jurov: or chuckles? can't decide
benkay: try tittering insanely
benkay: that always works for me, for some value of work.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 732 @ 0.00299331 = 2.1911 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 157 @ 0.0030755 = 0.4829 BTC [-] {6}
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Tittering
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: titter
jurov: there can be erecion outside genital area?
Bunnyh: can you get an erection elsewhere?
mircea_popescu: dub what's being said to idiots is usually said fo rthe benefit of third parties rather than the idiots themselves
benkay: wow mpsic twice in holdings that happens?
benkay: or defensive programming?
jurov: with mpex anything can happen
benkay: i always get this feeling of impending doom when i see .aspx or .php
benkay: and am interacting with appliance on the other end of the wire
jurov: i have once seen inexplicable +0400 timezone in one stat, the previous and the next one were in +0000
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6200 @ 0.0008644 = 5.3593 BTC [+]
benkay: saw some interesting error handling code in jurov's wrapper around the mpex api
jurov: what if i'm just trying to scare other wannabe brokers? :D
benkay: no need to scare 'em jurov just keep 'em busy
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.305001 BTC [-]
gribble: Current Blocks: 274239 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1952 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 23 hours, 1 minute, and 13 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1034822487.37 | Estimated Percent Change: 13.92321
jurov: oh, mp manages that nicely
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.30404036 = 2.4323 BTC [-] {5}
jurov: mircea_popescu: did you update the faq on mkopt/split already?
jurov: so that it considers option lot
mike_c: proposed bitbet: "snackman will bet on the 1b difficulty bet after its decided"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00295 = 1.475 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 566 @ 0.00294 = 1.664 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15975 @ 0.00086527 = 13.8227 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3030112 = 0.606 BTC [-]
ozbot: MPOE Options Update + Cheatsheet - Bitcoin Forum - The Unofficial Bitcoin Forum
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3030055 = 0.606 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: thestringpullerrrrrrrr
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.30080881 = 5.1137 BTC [-] {5}
Apocalyptic: "Since December 29, the options lot changed"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.30002856 = 4.2004 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 112 @ 0.0030543 = 0.3421 BTC [-] {7}
jurov: hahahaha now i see