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shinohai: Just another Lame Ethereum ICO that raised millions and now gonna dump to pay for hookers, etc.
mp-en-managua: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20170625/#45 << "Are you sick of watching Cryptocurrency opportunities pass you by without getting in the game? Here's what we can do for you: We will create an ERC20 complient Ethereum Token for you."
a111: Logged on 2017-06-22 20:23 shinohai: https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/mbjyk4/heres-how-traders-lost-millions-in-the-first-ethereum-flash-crash <<< Lollerz "Some of the affected individuals have already started to organize via a Telegram group with the intention of filing a class action lawsuit against the exchange, but at present GDAX's position is that all margin trades are final, and terms were outlined in advance."
erlehmann: vice forgot to include that ethereum transactions are indeed reverseable, but only when core developers lose money.
shinohai: https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/mbjyk4/heres-how-traders-lost-millions-in-the-first-ethereum-flash-crash <<< Lollerz "Some of the affected individuals have already started to organize via a Telegram group with the intention of filing a class action lawsuit against the exchange, but at present GDAX's position is that all margin trades are final, and terms were outlined in advance." ☟︎
Framedragger: shinohai: where is the flash crash? https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethereum/#charts or were you talking about ETHC?
mircea_popescu: how teh ethereum flies...
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/06/today-is-the-first-anniversary-of-dao-emptying-ethereum-attack/ << Qntra - Today Is The First Anniversary of "DAO Emptying" Ethereum Attack
sina: Circle Medical is seeking an Ethereum hacker to build dApps for healthcare
mircea_popescu: which is why "eth has market value". the entire market value of ethereum (all chains) is under a grand. but the lizards will keep buying it, for all the fiddy bux a week that costs, to prop up the pretense. if it catches, they got "millionz" and if not they're out five coffees for a dozen losers who were getting that coffee off social security anyway.
a111: Logged on 2017-06-13 03:01 BingoBoingo: Questions http://qntra.net/2017/06/ethereum-blocks-way-the-fuck-too-big-smart-contract-ddosing-own-initial-coin-offering-to-blame/#comment-101819
shinohai: ikr? I saw that item yesterday but didn't seem Qntrable to me as the "scam" appeared to be related to the Ethereum network self-DDoS.
BingoBoingo: Questions http://qntra.net/2017/06/ethereum-blocks-way-the-fuck-too-big-smart-contract-ddosing-own-initial-coin-offering-to-blame/#comment-101819 ☟︎
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/06/ethereum-blocks-way-the-fuck-too-big-smart-contract-ddosing-own-initial-coin-offering-to-blame/ << Qntra - Ethereum Blocks Way The Fuck Too Big: "Smart" Contract DDoS'ing Own "Initial Coin Offering" To Blame
mircea_popescu: what'd one have to be smoking to not realise ethereum's onl;y function is to siphon value from the web horde into the hands of bitcoin holders is anyone's guess.
shinohai: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCISZYcWAAIicQ9.jpg "Ethereum blockchain under heavy pressure"
BingoBoingo: shart.ethereum.wet introduces still moar complications
mircea_popescu: ethereum-crap or ethereum-shit ?
trinque: aw shit, I just put all my life savings into ethereum.
ben_vulpes: "hey what do you think about ethereum? a couple of guys i know bought some and made a ton of money?" "which ethereum?" "..."
a111: Logged on 2017-06-02 23:56 erlehmann: dear diary, yesterday a person on IRC asked me if i am jealous after i referred to ethereum as a scam again. jealous, i asked. yes, she answered, jealous of people who invest in cryptocurrencies!
erlehmann: BingoBoingo https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/6ettq5/statement_on_quadrigacx_ether_contract_error/
asciilifeform: just like today's , e.g., 'ethereum' etc.
erlehmann: dear diary, yesterday a person on IRC asked me if i am jealous after i referred to ethereum as a scam again. jealous, i asked. yes, she answered, jealous of people who invest in cryptocurrencies! ☟︎
deedbot: http://www.contravex.com/2017/06/01/the-ethereum-market-cap-fallacy/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - The Ethereum market cap fallacy.
a111: Logged on 2017-06-01 16:46 pete_dushenski: could be $ethereum! which has HALF the market cap of bitcoin donchaknow
pete_dushenski: could be $ethereum! which has HALF the market cap of bitcoin donchaknow ☟︎
erlehmann: the former boss of my boss, when asked about ethereum, was like “my investment strategy is: i hope you get rich with ether and then give me some of it”
erlehmann: maybe. ethereum has a gas price, yet it is still turing complete, still reentrant, still vulnerable.
shinohai: If you neeced any more proof the whole MIT expo thing is just a troll .... "Doge Doggie" listed on page with the various other "Let's make Bitcoin liek Ethereum" scammers.
shinohai: "A conference sponsored by the Ethereum,1 Dash,2 and Ripple3 scams produces an agreement on how to scale Bitcoin". <<< twas him from twitter
a111: Logged on 2017-01-31 02:26 asciilifeform: 'A decentralized network system fully-utilizing Blockchain in every aspect, aims at solving current difficulties faced by key cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and Ethereum, preventing from frauds and money-laundering, ID management and being a mediator with taxing/administrative system in various countries.
shinohai: The Ether DNS seems to still be in exact same shape as I wrote about weeks ago: https://github.com/ethereum/ens-registrar-dapp/issues/128#issuecomment-301561198
shinohai: http://vessenes.com/tokencard-tech-roundup-and-erc20-crediting/ <<< In other Ethereum projects that can't math ....
mircea_popescu: made by the people that also made the anal orifice ethereum got raped through ?
shinohai: Also, still pretending that Ethereum is "Immutable" apparently.
shinohai: Over fucking Ethereum.
mircea_popescu: unsurprising "ethereum applications"'d have popped up
pete_dushenski: "* The Sponsor intends to direct up to one-third of the Annual Fee, for the first three years of the Trust's operations, towards initiatives that support development, marketing, and community activities of the Ethereum Classic Network."
pete_dushenski: https://grayscale.co/ethereum-classic-investment-trust/
pete_dushenski: http://archive.is/yzAMq << "Grayscale Investments plans to launch the first-ever private fund focused on ethereum classic"
mircea_popescu: o check it out, you get 60% more worthless shit if you send 10 ethereum than if you send 40.
mircea_popescu: for reasons of abhoring vacuum. the ethereum thing WAS ALREADY SAID, they can't count by saying it. the bitbet nonsense -- not so.
mircea_popescu: note, for extra lulz, that they are STILL "disagreeing" with "mp raped ethereum", no matter how well established that is. even as they are pushing the "mp stole from bitbet", no matter how ridoinculously unsupportable thart one is. why is this ?
Framedragger: doublespending double fees, this is bullish for ethereum
shinohai: http://archive.is/dbzpt <<< NYPD to emulate Ethereum blokechain for bodycam accountability
ben_vulpes: "just remember you can't take your words back, these aren't Ethereum transactions"
asciilifeform: 'Other Projects ... Ethereum ... Zerocoin ... MaidSafe .. Solid ' didjaalsoknow.
shinohai: rootstock was the plan to add ethereum functions to btc
derpshart: https://thecontrol.co/stablecoins-a-holy-grail-in-digital-currency-b64f3371e111 <-- lulzy idea for alt coin (ethereum token ofc) tied to price of "special drawing rights"
a111: Logged on 2017-04-03 19:24 ben_vulpes: in which nerds continue to assume that basic problems of coordination and capital allocation can be solved with technology, specifically ethereum: https://blog.ethlance.com/ethlance-introducing-job-sponsorships-84a7f7ca07d3
ben_vulpes: in which nerds continue to assume that basic problems of coordination and capital allocation can be solved with technology, specifically ethereum: https://blog.ethlance.com/ethlance-introducing-job-sponsorships-84a7f7ca07d3 ☟︎
shinohai: Sorry BingoBoingo .... can we strike the "an" from before "Ethereum-like bugs" ?
Framedragger: i was getting incredulous with the first sentence description but my worries were soothed after reading that they're built on ethereum and that they had an I C O
BU_lulz: like I have no faith in ethereum, dash, etc but I can't help but feel printed money is being thrown at them
asciilifeform: from shinohai's link , 'Microsoft, Intel, banks form Enterprise Ethereum blockchain alliance'
shinohai: https://www.ethnews.com/sha-1-may-be-broken-but-ethereum-is-still-secure <<< Priceless
a111: Logged on 2017-02-10 02:38 shinohai: http://archive.is/oH9Gl <<< Cute, an Ethereum founder gonna fix Bitcoin.
shinohai: http://archive.is/oH9Gl <<< Cute, an Ethereum founder gonna fix Bitcoin. ☟︎
asciilifeform: 'A decentralized network system fully-utilizing Blockchain in every aspect, aims at solving current difficulties faced by key cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and Ethereum, preventing from frauds and money-laundering, ID management and being a mediator with taxing/administrative system in various countries. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/Gnziq <<< powering the ethereum revolution, among other unheretoforeheardof lulz
mircea_popescu: poor ethereum.
trinque: guy took a lot of characters to say "this is good for ethereum"
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo neah, the imaginary ethereum exchange rate went EVEN HIGHER THAN BTC!!111
pete_dushenski: http://archive.is/Q0e9f << and another example of reddit delusions not being confined to ethereum and shillary. apparently these poor kids are making up their own non-existent 90s movies now.
mircea_popescu: now then, leaving aside the offensive inferiority complex women/nonwhites have towards white males : the guy has a point (mit media lab, which apparently got new leadership, a little smarter - and a little less female - being where ethereum retardation is hatched). the jwz is by now radioactive, a bunch of kids who can't subdue a girl their age, let alone a herd of adult women, want things to be about how it's ok to go around
ser: This is cool https://blog.ethereum.org/2016/12/19/security-alert-12192016-ethereum-org-forums-database-compromised/
mircea_popescu: it's about equivalent to mit still pushing ethereum.
shinohai: "A Yahoo rep disconnected the call when asked if their user database was powered by Ethereum"
mircea_popescu: just like the fucktards who don't like bitcoin aren't permitted to "upgrade it" ; they have to go do ethereum or whatever the fuck doge ripple solidcoin bullshitcoin they do.
mircea_popescu: Ehrsam wrote: "There is nothing that bitcoin can do which Ethereum can’t." << aha. bwahahah. how about not falling over every week ?
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-02#1576690 << too many ifs ; and for that matter the problem of "what to do with the intestate" is unsolvable in the general sense. the best approach is for the man to write a fucking testament already. there's deedbot for this purpose, it is wrong to you know, have an ethereum-powered mechanism to decide FOR gauss what of the coffin liners should be rescued. ☝︎
pete_dushenski: refresher for those who are less familiar with fat tony : he was the lead pre-mine scammer behind ethereum. he basically handpicked the autistic alien vitalik and shoved his greasy wop hand up the poor kid's butt and played him like kermit the frog.
pete_dushenski: http://archive.is/trSax << in other magic numbers, soi-disant 'us bidness skools' take $1mn and divy it up between bitcoin and solidcoin/ethereum for a pretend 5-year investment period. lulz ensue when each team makes videos justifying their choices!
BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/5ep54c/anyone_else_becoming_disturbed_by_similarities_to/
a111: Logged on 2016-11-24 14:57 mircea_popescu: ethereum costs about 1k times more to support than it can possibly profit anyone
BingoBoingo writing up latest solidcoin/ethereum lulz
mircea_popescu: ethereum costs about 1k times more to support than it can possibly profit anyone ☟︎
shinohai: Now Ethereum Fundation is rushing to beg exchanges to halt trading this morning because of "surprise issues" with latest hard fork.
shinohai: In ethereum/fiat lulz: https://github.com/jpmorganchase/quorum
shinohai loves the Ethereum casuistry
shinohai: When your shitcoin needs a hardfork to fix a hardfork: https://github.com/ethereum/go-ethereum/releases/tag/v1.5.2
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/11/still-another-fork-digs-into-overcooked-ethereum/ << Qntra - Still Another Fork Digs Into Overcooked Ethereum
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-15#1567999 << no it's not. the fact that i extend you the courtesy to not register "loper-os" at the sunrise event doesn't mean jack shit in that context. ethereum tried to change things AFTER. hardly the same thing.\ ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-15#1567990 << ethereum also 'handled claims of the elite privately'. ☝︎
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: re. dorks registering trilema, gotcha. i wasn't sure how "human-neutral" you imagined the system to be (I wasn't thinking of anything along the crazy lines of "no humans needed" ethereum, note).
mircea_popescu: "consumers expect more like docker, systemd and ethereum!"
mircea_popescu: anyway, apparently this is some ethereum nonsense. "Here is the all JS in browser distributed web solution: http://www.webmata.org."
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/7cG8b << lulzy, they did indeed bake a new ethereum.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/ethereum-security-still-ethereal-has-yet-to-appear-after-hard-forks/ << Qntra - Ethereum Security Still Ethereal, Has Yet To Appear After Hard Forks
mircea_popescu: less so than eg ethereum.
thestringpuller: so. Ethereum's chain is grew 10gb yesterday
mircea_popescu: "The growing interest in Ethereum has been one of the most significant blockchain technology developments of 2016."
BingoBoingo: lol http://qntra.net/2016/10/ethereum-come-at-me-bro-patch-attacked-as-invitation-is-taken/#comment-73720
PeterL: http://ethereum.stackexchange.com/questions/550/which-cryptographic-hash-function-does-ethereum-use << more confusion
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/ethereum-come-at-me-bro-patch-attacked-as-invitation-is-taken/ << Qntra - Ethereum "Come At Me Bro" Patch Attacked As Invitation Is Taken
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/ethereum-developers-reach-violent-part-of-huffing-binge-with-come-at-me-bro/ << Qntra - Ethereum Developers Reach Violent Part Of Huffing Binge With "Come at me bro"
mircea_popescu: "But every religion has its dissenters, and the conference began with a not insignificant network issue whereby all of the nodes running ethereum’s most popular client (go ethereum) suddenly crashed upon executing a smart contract." << arguably 2nd best lulz in the pile.
mircea_popescu: 'Church of Vitalik' In many ways, the event was evidence that, despite the rhetoric about divisions in the community, ethereum remains oddly united in the face of obstacles. This sentiment was perhaps most visible in references to ethereum creator Vitalik Buterin, with many developers (even insiders) jokingly calling the community the "church of Vitalik".
asciilifeform: https://blog.ethereum.org/2016/09/22/ethereum-network-currently-undergoing-dos-attack << in other lelzies