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assbot: Logged on 14-03-2016 16:33:27; phf: nubbins`: i think it's a pointless to discuss (and takes away from the core of the issue) whether or not miners are conspiring against bitbet. ascii's been known to say that lizard hitler personally disconnected his node, nobody cared to pipe in then, because it's an established local way of talking and thinking (не веришь прими за сказку). miners are a cartel, they can collectively decide
phf: nubbins`: i think it's a pointless to discuss (and takes away from the core of the issue) whether or not miners are conspiring against bitbet. ascii's been known to say that lizard hitler personally disconnected his node, nobody cared to pipe in then, because it's an established local way of talking and thinking (не веришь прими за сказку). miners are a cartel, they can collectively decide what the protocol behavior should be ☟︎
ascii_field: eventually either the lizards will move, or mircea_popescu will grow tired of me, or my health simply gives out, and mircea_popescu will have to learn ada and relearn numbertheory himself...
ascii_field: jurov: since you mentioned it, i will explain that i can be taken off the gameboard in any of 1,001 different simple ways, by the lizards, and i have no defense, and that you and the rest should expect this to happen sooner or later and study accordingly
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> by dieboldian fiat, naturally << The beauty of the diebold rigging is the 53% mandate makes things look contested while still ensuring safety for the most scaled lizards
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: a world where a lizard can print is by no reasonable description 'free'.
asciilifeform: lizards print, while others work. that is what fiat is. in roman debased silver, or today.
jurov: re: duplicate bugreport.. perhaps i envied you being target of lizard hitler pranks, and imagined myself finally being targeted
mircea_popescu: not really, she's rather lizard faced, neh ?
asciilifeform: on one hand, it is the last thing a lizard wants to see appear.
asciilifeform: briefly revisiting john young's thing on cpunks, 'full sharing' does not ~always~ take place. the lizards don't give a flying fuck re: a dead snackbar.
asciilifeform: i always saw the mob as a very positive, higherpurpose thing, in the strict sense of keeping lizards out of a small but strong bubble of sovereignty
mircea_popescu: the current "we will pay lizardhitler cronies" guy is going to try and renegotiate that thing to add a clause that the base is "not to be used militarily". as if it has any other fucking purpose than ready bombardment of us/canada.
asciilifeform: at any rate, preet is not a playing character, but a reflection of lizard will. a freisler.
asciilifeform: anyway this notion that plebes could steal serious money without official approval is lunacy. if $maxint grows legs, it is because lizards had a shadow payment to make, a la isis, and not because some uppity kid was rewarded for nietzschian 'will' or wtf else.
ben_vulpes: stop paying lizard hitler for entries in his global lookup table
BingoBoingo: But 3k price tag likely seems to target gullible potentially disloyal lizards. The Clintons and Sean Bridges.
mircea_popescu: this whole "overqualified" thing is a very peculiar usg instrument of lizardlet punishment.
BingoBoingo: ^ Lizards speak
pete_dushenski: lizardliness!"
pete_dushenski: just imagine the conversation at lizard hitler hq : "sir, we have reports that the bitcoin xtcoreclassic team isn't providing adequate lulz to our enemies at #b-a. we've expended all the resources we had at our disposal and it still isn't enough. they're indefatigable sir!" "send in... the drones. it might not be a perfect plan, but it's all we have right now. at the very least, it'll buy us some time." "right away,
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Any news on the Blizard front?
BingoBoingo: In other news Clitler MS Exchange scandal is escalating. Not just Top Seekrit nao. Special Access, and Compartmented shit nao. Time to count her lizard scales
ascii_shmoocon: and there is already a lizard caste, may even number 15k...
ascii_rear: if there were any danger of usaschwitz inmates escaping on masse to this, lizards would print enough bezzlars to bid'em up to washington price - like in b-a.
adlai: yes, the zion-usg mutual-backstabbing-olympics is a thread that goes back to the lizards lurking on the walls of the manhattan project
asciilifeform: prolly all went back to lizard coffer without so much as stopping for a drink.
asciilifeform: lulzy, pretty much whole lizard committee
mircea_popescu: no marketing was involved. lizard king of ustardia threw the dart, picked one that gets the free shit for free
assbot: Logged on 17-12-2015 04:45:40; asciilifeform: y'know, the kind of thing the lizards fought ww2 to exterminate
asciilifeform: y'know, the kind of thing the lizards fought ww2 to exterminate ☟︎
asciilifeform: as a zone of genuine absence of lizard hitler in all of his manifestations, it was proclaimed 'must die' long ago.
BingoBoingo: Like lizards see
ben_vulpes: lmk when his lizardness does anything like that
pete_dushenski: tila tequila went joo then lizard-nazi shortly thereafter. definitely corky.
assbot: Logged on 20-11-2015 22:25:29; ascii_field: wherever lizard eggs are hatched
ascii_field: wherever lizard eggs are hatched ☟︎
ben_vulpes: no lizard hitler in that interpretation, punkman
asciilifeform: faced with perfectly valid accusation of doctored photos (what lizard media mouthpiece hasn't these?) there is, naturally, a ritualistic defence
phf: asciilifeform: i enjoyed working with lispworks team in the past. i don't think it's proprietary in the same sence as msvs or such. you have to buy into a relationship, but once you have a contract with them, they are accommodating. you can ask them for source if you actually want to inspect it for lizard hitler traces and compile it yourself
jurov: alf would indeed surmise these things must have come from lizard hitler
BingoBoingo: How do you know the lizards now aren't going to make the monkeys and sky thing happen to you nao
ben_vulpes: and yes, coke machine, still in usaschwitz, lizard hitler will never allow a defense attorney etc etc
BingoBoingo: What is the US coming to though when a well scaled lizard like Wolfe can't use a university gig as a more relaxing way to keep drawing a paycheck in effective retirement.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-10-2015#1308842 << i can't wait for mircea_popescu to explain that... they aren't really lizard elites, because a distant winemaking rothchild got shot by a german once. or how the 100B isn't real money because it can't be sent to bin laden's ghost. or how i oughta shut up because they 'earned' it all and 'nobody asked you' ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-10-2015 04:01:37; BingoBoingo: I was honestly thinking about a pass on it until I saw how many elder lizards were involved
BingoBoingo: I was honestly thinking about a pass on it until I saw how many elder lizards were involved ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Just... The odd shit lizards say they look at when deciding on a home
BingoBoingo: Lizards need homes too https://archive.is/L6U47
BingoBoingo doubts lizards exist because more drugs would allow more potential lizards to be disqualified from their scales
BingoBoingo: These were more aspiring lizards.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-10-2015#1292462 << all i see here is 'don't meddle in the affairs of lizards' ☝︎
mircea_popescu: mno, vice versa. everything that goes to shit because people are weak and stupid and lazy, you allocate to some imaginary lizard
ascii_field: everything killed by lizards 'kills itself'
mircea_popescu: they are there at the raping of the lizard cathedral.
ascii_field: those are here at the pleasure of lizard cathedral.
BingoBoingo: mike_c: The republican nominee field this year is awfully noisy. Rand is falling into his father's pattern, Lizards love Fiorina, and Trump is just a protest vote.
mircea_popescu: (hint : they spent it ALL on trying to give people just like you the illusion that mansions, and lizard hitler.
BingoBoingo: ascii_field: You are prolly to close to the lizards and hippies for the fog trucks
mircea_popescu: "No, you pedo-peso hoarding little shit lizard. One of your sociopathic free-market libertarian brethren took it upon themselves to threaten a real person and people around them in their place of work making them genuinely fearful."
BingoBoingo: Well, not if you want to nest outside of Lizard central feeding grounds
ascii_field: lastly, http://www.whodotheyserve.com << lizardz!
jurov: also, what if lizards reboot the machine remotely with magic packets?
ascii_field: coinbase is blessed by his lizard majesty.
asciilifeform: sop lizard service.
asciilifeform: lizards just keep'em in bottles of argon
phf: so most definitely lizard hitler affiliated
asciilifeform: lizards != usa at large
ascii_field: trinque: have to understand that, to lizards, usa is also 'another country'
jurov: lizardhitler must be able to page you at any time!!!1
thestringpuller: lizard hitler 2016
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> so wait, i thought the libertards were you know, dominating and shit ? << Actual libertards love Bernie Sanders because he confesses to being socialist. Lizard Libertards want Clitler so... Social media fight
asciilifeform: except that it was done by the darlings of the lizards
phf: next step in SEO, leaving links on b-a. "hitler lizard diddled singles! http://..."
asciilifeform: btw this is also done when a lizard (or lizard fellator) is passing through town
mircea_popescu: <phf> lizard hitler's stash <<< yeah, aka "i'll believe this outside phenomena happened if and only if, and only to the degree it, confirms convictions i held previously and independently of reality"
BingoBoingo: <phf> lizard hitler's stash << Jurrassic World topping the box office because Lizards are real
phf: lizard hitler's stash
gernika: punkman: So you can verify that lizardhitler approves your transaction? idk...
ascii_modem: where is the losing? plebes lost, sure (when did they not?) - lizards - won
ascii_modem: it is holy to the lizard throne.
mircea_popescu: gotta be lizard hitler in there.
asciilifeform: mr b is probably closest thing southern europe has to a 'lizard'
BingoBoingo: decimation: Astronomical time is probelematic in that we do not know if LizardHitler mothership can subtly tow sun a few miles or give the moon a push
williamdunne: One of the "lizardsquad" guys just got charged with 50,700 offences
mircea_popescu: depends how you define it, but there's also the problem of "you're the lizard, bob."
ascii_field: not lizard unless untouchable ?
ascii_field: could one design a system where fucking the lizards is always +ev ?
decimation: if lizard hitler pwn's everyone's ntp servers, I think we all have bigger problems than block time epoch in bitcoin
asciilifeform: if you're gonna take a shot at a lizardman, don't shoot for the knee!
ascii_field: (iirc term came from same tale as the original lizardhitler)
asciilifeform: the figure of lizardhitler in this affair was never disguised in earnest. he simply wore the traditional kabuki mask, pro forma
mircea_popescu: what now asciilifeform ? lizards lying about how fucked they are ?
pete_dushenski: if there is a lizard hitler, he's struggling for air beneath his 1000kg cloak of redditardation
assbot: Logged on 18-06-2015 20:42:01; *: ascii_field wonders why nubbins` is publicly begging lizard hitler to order his mail opened and tested
ascii_field wonders why nubbins` is publicly begging lizard hitler to order his mail opened and tested ☟︎
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: afaik no lizard is a serious matter in agriculture. which would be why.
assbot: Which poison should be used to kill lizards? | Ask.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1Gc1prW )
BingoBoingo: "There are no poisons that are specifically designed to kill lizards." >> http://www.ask.com/home-garden/poison-should-used-kill-lizards-ef7334a7b9c23689
asciilifeform: in as far as i can surmise, the 'dept. of accumulating btc for the lizard throne' and 'dept. of breaking btc because wtf 111' co-exist