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mod6: <+mircea_popescu> the way it's going now we have software written by lumberjacks and trees planted by pencilnecks. << hahaha
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ben_vulpes: mod6, asciilifeform, phf, adlai, gabriel_laddel, shinohai and panzers at large: i've implemented v in common lisp, and would appreciate your eyes on the implementation and perhaps some testing as well: http://cascadianhacker.com/v_cl.tgz.gpg ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1RSkgNj )
ben_vulpes: (in the spirit of showing things around before posting to the ml)
ben_vulpes: i've included some barebones instructions on how to set up a cl for testing, shinohai.
jurov: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-11-2015#1322645 << roasted and milled various plant parts, including acorns, chicory roots, cereal grains are sold around here as coffee-alikes ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 12-11-2015 18:55:36; ben_vulpes: my limited research only turned up a wee bit of acorn based products, mostly asian 'speciality' foods. and i want it milled, not transparent slabs.
jurov: to this day, and they were widely used before "black coffee" was available
jurov: done right, the taste is good and they are coffein-free and improve digestion
jurov: !up referredbyqntra
referredbyqntra: bithroat here
jurov: who is bithroat?
referredbyqntra: I have a scoop for you about coinbase, bitfinex and itbit
referredbyqntra: i cannot tell you who i am
referredbyqntra: but i have news that you can use on qntra
jurov: you want to submit stuff to qntra?
referredbyqntra: yes
jurov: well, you need wot account then
referredbyqntra: what is wot
jurov: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets < see here
assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki] ... ( http://bit.ly/1J73Z7o )
referredbyqntra: i have a limited amount of time
referredbyqntra: and story is big
referredbyqntra: can i email them?
referredbyqntra: i think its important
mircea_popescu: ok so talk to me.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/contact-pgp/
assbot: Contact : PGP on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1OHnPZ3 )
referredbyqntra: on coinbase. - they lost their silicon valey bank account because their risk was too high. now banking with silvergate (sp?) bank but on verge of losing that bank account
mircea_popescu: aha.
referredbyqntra: the us regulator on coinbase is closing in on big fine for violations on money laundering
referredbyqntra: big fincen fine is copming
referredbyqntra: inside email details an over 40 million dollar fine
mircea_popescu: and you have that email ?
referredbyqntra: on bitfinex - they lost there principal bank account and now use a taiwan bank account but
referredbyqntra: may lose that bank account as taiwan has outlawed bitcoin usage
referredbyqntra: i do not have the email it was read to me over phone
mircea_popescu: uh ok.
referredbyqntra: bitfinex is in big trouble and is struggling to stay open especially if they lose the taiwan bank account.
mircea_popescu: so the part here that is documented isn't exactly news, on either of these two. the part that's be news apparently isn't documented.
mircea_popescu: god knows i've been squeezing the door on bitfinex for years now, i don't know who exactly imagined they'll survive the process. anyway.
kakobrekla: since words are water, whats with itbit then
mircea_popescu: meh.
referredbyqntra: itbit - investor friend told me that bank chain product is smoke and mirrors
referredbyqntra: seeking new round of investment but fund raising stalled
referredbyqntra: its arrivarderci to lead investore
referredbyqntra: the exchange no profit so they do not have much longer
mircea_popescu: arrivederci.
mircea_popescu: anyway, listen referredbyqntra, make yourself a wot account, try and write any of these up to a reasonable standard, if you manage they'll prolly get approved.
referredbyqntra: investore friend told me - soros group pulled out of lead role
referredbyqntra: i cannot say no more
mircea_popescu: until such a time you can peddle rumours on your own authority you'll be stuck building up that authority. so first, make a name, second, spend some time doing the job.
referredbyqntra: ok do not believe me. but everyone will see
referredbyqntra: thank you mircea my friend. i hope u will see that i speak truth
mircea_popescu: statistically speaking that's a certainty.
mircea_popescu: see also http://trilema.com/2014/how-to-make-money-on-the-internet-while-pretending-you-know-what-youre-talking-about-and-accumulating-a-legion-of-mindless-followers-for-fun-and-profit/
assbot: How to make money on the Internet while pretending you know what you're talking about and accumulating a legion of mindless followers - for fun and profit! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1InoNBI )
referredbyqntra: arrivederci
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asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-11-2015#1322809 << neato ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 13-11-2015 00:44:18; ben_vulpes: mod6, asciilifeform, phf, adlai, gabriel_laddel, shinohai and panzers at large: i've implemented v in common lisp, and would appreciate your eyes on the implementation and perhaps some testing as well: http://cascadianhacker.com/v_cl.tgz.gpg
asciilifeform: ;;later tell ben_vulpes pretty clean for a n00b project! will say more when i get a chance to actually run it.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes likes to surprise huh.
asciilifeform not surprised
mircea_popescu: shush and be surprised!
asciilifeform: i promise to be surprised when mircea_popescu's fortran 'v' appears
mircea_popescu: hehe
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asciilifeform: (and at some point we need incarnation of 'diff' that's not full of tard, yes)
asciilifeform: 'v' as we have it is sorta like those vietnamese swamp houses
mircea_popescu: lol palustre housing
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phf: ooh exciting
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mircea_popescu: and here's wishing you a happy friday the 13th
asciilifeform fondly recalls lulzy film '13th floor'
mircea_popescu: newest Trilema article is hereby dedicated to asciilifeform, whose lacustre reference inspired me!
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deedbot-: [Trilema] And then you never knew what this was... - http://trilema.com/2015/and-then-you-never-knew-what-this-was/
asciilifeform lacks the necessary lsd to properly absorb this
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mircea_popescu: and in other news, http://36.media.tumblr.com/06635b98d31d5cc03a93730b9089b526/tumblr_nrgwr3Dv1n1utdlodo1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1RSUVTw )
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trinque: http://trilema.com/2015/and-then-you-never-knew-what-this-was/ << I can only say that I read it five times and liked it more each.
assbot: And then you never knew what this was... on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1OHStS0 )
mircea_popescu: better lsd on the west coast ?
trinque: I think I take your argument that it's not needed now.
trinque: in this there is truly a psychological elsewhere
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ben_vulpes: wonder of wonders
ben_vulpes: insurance company is covering like 5 days in the hospital
ben_vulpes: ty, asciilifeform! when you get around to it, please please please let me know in which ways i could improve it, or if there are mega-conceptual shifts i could effect within myself to do it better next time.
mircea_popescu: ahh this place brings out the best in people.
mircea_popescu: well... this and the maternity ward, at any rate.
liquidassets: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-11-2015#1321520 <MP you are a fucking trip. I lol'd ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-11-2015 22:56:22; mircea_popescu: i only burned a coupla!
liquidassets: sometimes you bum me out, like depression for days
liquidassets: sorry if not on topic, catching up with some logs as usual
mircea_popescu: lol k
liquidassets: sometimes depression like when you said that guy had no soul from TLP
liquidassets: but other times you come through
liquidassets: sometimes I find myself talking about you with ladyfriend and then she gets it in her head that your "dark" or something, and then I end up defending you, or we end up arguing about it...fucking strange right?
mircea_popescu: actually this happens a lot.
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ben_vulpes: > nuchal translucency -- 366.00
BingoBoingo: Oh ben_vulpes is itemizing the bebe vulpes bill?
ben_vulpes: no just the retarded bits
BingoBoingo: It's an American hospital bill, you will find many there
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ben_vulpes: whaack: your alma mater's ip is leaking
ben_vulpes: !up whaack
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ben_vulpes: is that dosser around still?
ben_vulpes: !up moneycat
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liquidassets: seemed like I got kicked off for a second ben_vulpes
liquidassets: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-11-2015#1322645 <<talking with a potential client yesterday interested in 10-40 acre pasture land, apparently raising pigs and finishing them on a diet of acorn yields Jamón ibérico, some crazy expensive pork belly product native to southwestern Spain. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 12-11-2015 18:55:36; ben_vulpes: my limited research only turned up a wee bit of acorn based products, mostly asian 'speciality' foods. and i want it milled, not transparent slabs.
punkman: liquidassets: legs not belly, quite delicious indeed
liquidassets: really...? he said something like $1000/lb, was it expensive? Where did you try it?
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell asciilifeform Military solution to courts problem? http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/police-woman-sons-attack-trooper-in-store-bathroom/article_7d12db34-8c3b-5b5a-b85c-edc57383d3d8.html
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1O6HZbO )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
punkman: I remember seeing prices of 50-150+ euros per kilo in spain, but not sure if the cheaper ones were Iberico
punkman: curing meat for 2-3 years probably takes some dedication
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shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-11-2015#1322645 http://buyacornflour.com/ ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 12-11-2015 18:55:36; ben_vulpes: my limited research only turned up a wee bit of acorn based products, mostly asian 'speciality' foods. and i want it milled, not transparent slabs.
assbot: Acorn ... ( http://bit.ly/1NPs0QX )
shinohai: Acorn biscotti is quite good, imho
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shinohai: http://www.chron.com/news/crime/article/Sexting-arrest-latest-embarrassment-for-Secret-6629235.php
assbot: Sexting arrest latest embarrassment for Secret Service - Houston Chronicle ... ( http://bit.ly/1SNsR4T )
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punkman: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3sn1og/call_out_to_owner_of_btc_address/cwyt30e
assbot: formerdigguser comments on Call out to owner of BTC address 16h9587CZLsyLGqH81QVJSkFwqyY1AuWRH ... ( http://bit.ly/1NPAWG5 )
BingoBoingo: lol
shinohai: !s http://www.zdnet.com/article/brazilian-army-gets-hacked/
assbot: Brazilian Army gets hacked | ZDNet ... ( http://bit.ly/1N1velz )
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mircea_popescu: hmmm... listen, is it me or have the us protestors forgotten the ancient art of the molotov cocktail "?
mircea_popescu: i've not seen a single one, wtf is this ?
mircea_popescu: tlp's "throw rocks" is an EUPHEMISM. you're not throwing fuelbombs, you'll lose.
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BingoBoingo: They forgot. Apparently in ferguson there were unsuccessful attemps
mircea_popescu: darn.
mircea_popescu: well, ima write a monograph, one minute.
BingoBoingo: Seems like they googled and got disinfo recipes
thestringpuller: don't think a rioter has thrown a molotov cocktail in the US since rodney king
shinohai: I find the orange juice napalm recipe from fight club works nice with a more ignition-friendly 2:1 ratio is used.
thestringpuller: http://www.cnbc.com/2015/09/20/fed-raises-possibility-of-negative-interest-rates.html << oldie but another reason to GTFO the US
mircea_popescu: stop putting shit in your drinks.
mircea_popescu: it's called a "cocktail" IRONICALLY. because yes, people from my place ~~~invented~~~ this "irony" bullshit.
mircea_popescu: unlike the ustards they also know how to use it, but besides the point
punkman: orange juice?
mircea_popescu: !s disinfo recipes ☟︎
assbot: 0 results for 'disinfo recipes' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=disinfo+recipes
mircea_popescu: orly.
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asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: why would the muppeteers burn their own capital ?
mircea_popescu: you and your retroactive reasoning.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-11-2015#1322984 << could've sworn we had this thread ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 13-11-2015 15:14:24; mircea_popescu: !s disinfo recipes
asciilifeform: re: the idiot publishers censoring basic craft from novels
mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/a-blast-from-the-past-or-the-molotov-cocktail-guide-this-is-how-you-win/ << anyone wanna spellcheck this ?
assbot: A Blast From The Past, or, The Molotov Cocktail Guide. This is how you win. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1HMUhkM )
asciilifeform: 'A taser delivers ~10 Joules per hit, a Molotov Cocktail delivers ~270`000 Joules per hit, you do the math.' << mno. mostly heats the air. just like when you burn the same petrol in an engine.
asciilifeform: if it delivered 270kJ you wouldn't need artillery.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: galons -> gallons?
mircea_popescu: let them do the math!
mircea_popescu: ahe thestringpuller
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the other thing is that a good petrol bomb includes a gelling agent
asciilifeform: e.g., the styrofoam that was replaced with 'orange juice' by palahniuk's publisher
asciilifeform: otherwise it tends to spread uselessly
mircea_popescu: think the plastic in the bottle's not gonna be enough ?
asciilifeform: and can be washed off
asciilifeform: the bottle does not melt very quickly
mircea_popescu: this is a point.
mircea_popescu: im adding packing peanuts.
punkman: glass bottle might be better
asciilifeform: srsly this is what, three quarters of a century-old tech
asciilifeform: not mega-s33kr1t
mircea_popescu: punkman worse, not so available.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not so. beer.
asciilifeform: today as it was then.
punkman: a lot of beer :P
asciilifeform: and glass bottles were used in ww2 su. lets you use phosphorus or some other fulminating agent to touch the thing off
asciilifeform: (don't drop yer rucksack)
shinohai finds no notable spelling errors in mircea_popescu 's article, enjoyed it.
asciilifeform: the aspiring diversante is advised to see to it that his peanuts actually dissolve
davout: easier to screw a cap on a plastic bottle tho
mircea_popescu: done.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no, aluminum
asciilifeform: (iirc there are materials - tyvek? - which will not)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: plenty of glass beer bottles in usa
mircea_popescu: ah good point
asciilifeform has never once drank it out of aluminum
asciilifeform: at any rate, i predict that no one will throw petrol bombs in usa, until after it becomes 'fusa'
asciilifeform: (like fussr)
mircea_popescu: aaand updated.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what people do is really besides the point.
asciilifeform: 'salvation of the drowning is work for the hands of the selfsame drowning' (tm) (r) (ru church)
deedbot-: [Trilema] A Blast From The Past, or, The Molotov Cocktail Guide. This is how you win. - http://trilema.com/2015/a-blast-from-the-past-or-the-molotov-cocktail-guide-this-is-how-you-win/
mircea_popescu: epic how the rss feed delay worked this time
mircea_popescu: i got all the changes in just in timwe
asciilifeform: no photo of packing peanuts ?
asciilifeform: l0l
mircea_popescu: lol
asciilifeform: iirc the other reason for the thickening agent is to avoid 'leidenfrost effect'
asciilifeform: where the petrol harmlessly boils off
mircea_popescu: vapor insulator ?
punkman: plastic bottle doesn't break, how will it spread the gas when thrown?
mircea_popescu: not summer anymore, but yeah
mircea_popescu: punkman it melts.
punkman: so it lands and rolls around, then melts?
mircea_popescu: it melts in flight if you're any good.
asciilifeform: plastic is a poor choice unless target is stationary (e.g., the glass window of a nazi office).
asciilifeform: it will roll harmlessly off a tank.
mircea_popescu: you ever seen this ?
mircea_popescu: the straw is there so you adjust for flight distance.
punkman: sawdust is also an old staple, according to local lore at least
mircea_popescu: yeah but where are they gonna get sawdust.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it isn't that it is entirely unworkable, but this takes you back to the 18th century, before impact detonator was a thing
mircea_popescu: so let them develop some skill.
asciilifeform: 'assembly line with phd'
mircea_popescu: no.
mircea_popescu: "naturally arisisng social hierarchy".
mircea_popescu: you want the dumbass "community organizers" to run into a group of people who have built natural respect for skill, tested in the field.
mircea_popescu: unlike the usg, that works a little for itself and the rest for us, i work for us. the whole way.
asciilifeform: if this existed in usa today, it would look like usa circa 1950 and there'd be no question of 'which bottle'
mircea_popescu: i dun believe either that if stands or it'd matter if it stood.
mircea_popescu: horribru disease, counterfactualism.
asciilifeform: as it is, courage XOR skill. presently.
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mircea_popescu is kinda pleased nobody picked on ho-fficer as a misspelling.
thestringpuller: is this why we don't use flamethrowers anymore?
thestringpuller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_LWQQrpSc4 << Funny how Disney got it right.
kakobrekla: handsome pilot is no longer handsome http://www.demilked.com/social-changes-best-word-book-ever-richard-scarry/
assbot: 25+ Changes That Were Made To Your Favorite Childhood Book To Keep Up With The Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1lna5WW )
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funkenstein_: for those interested in setting up 25 cent vps nodes: buildroot needs more than 512 M ram to build toolchain ☟︎
kakobrekla: 25 cent ? what, per hour ?
mircea_popescu: how much does it need ?
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funkenstein_: not sure. probably better to build elsewhere and pass it in?
mircea_popescu: usually how it's done.
funkenstein_: did i mention i'm a slow learner?
funkenstein_ applauds molotov instruction
mircea_popescu: hehe. now go share it.
funkenstein_: kakobrekla, 25 cents per 36 hours or so :D
funkenstein_: y'all might be interested in this guy's promotion of roll your own crypto: http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/NSAchallenge.php
assbot: Rivero challenges the NSA | WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ... ( http://bit.ly/1lncqBb )
BingoBoingo: This is what happens to people who don't read qntra: http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/st-louis-county-man-is-rd-charged-with-social-media/article_6e950e58-9e8c-53af-80b2-f23ff8211b16.html
assbot: St. Louis County man is 3rd charged with social media threats amid Mizzou tumult : News ... ( http://bit.ly/1lneMQq )
shinohai: "Yik Yak is basically a bathroom stall," <<< <3
BingoBoingo: No it isn't. Bathroom stalls don't snitch to the popo
BingoBoingo: !up hdbuck
hdbuck: hey
hdbuck: mircea_popescu the future… https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/autoblow-2-a-robotic-oral-sex-simulator-for-men#/
assbot: Autoblow 2: A Robotic Oral Sex Simulator For Men | Indiegogo ... ( http://bit.ly/1Y9oZOp )
hdbuck: yeah baby http://www.vaginacontest.com/
assbot: The Autoblow's Vaginal Beauty Contest ... ( http://bit.ly/1Y9p7xj )
punkman: funkenstein_: kakobrekla, 25 cents per 36 hours or so :D << I've seen some for 50 cents / month
mircea_popescu: mmm
punkman: http://www.vaginacontest.com/profilePhotos/N20QnNell.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1lnfP2G )
mircea_popescu: that is a vulva.
mircea_popescu: but #whatever, me approves of the way we've been moving window. few years ago it was tits for money, now it's cunt for free.
kakobrekla: i think you still run tits for money thing.
mircea_popescu: so i do.
kakobrekla: perhaps it needs an update. show me your cunt and ill allow you to write xyz on your tits, or something.
mircea_popescu: lol
BingoBoingo: Meanwhile in Ohio https://i.sli.mg/QVxEBb.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1lnh4io )
mircea_popescu: ha
BingoBoingo: https://i.imgur.com/fbnaIeX.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1lnhq8P )
jurov: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00053727 / 0.00055708 / 0.00057294 (345824 shares, 192.65 BTC), 7D: 0.00053146 / 0.00055263 / 0.00057294 (9320869 shares, 5,151.02 BTC), 30D: 0.0004711 / 0.00053681 / 0.00057294 (54253380 shares, 29,123.94 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3100 @ 0.00054486 = 1.6891 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4585 @ 0.00054315 = 2.4903 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-11-2015#1323070 << for those interested in eating in dumpsters: broken glass is sharp and doesn't taste very good ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 13-11-2015 17:11:20; funkenstein_: for those interested in setting up 25 cent vps nodes: buildroot needs more than 512 M ram to build toolchain
BingoBoingo: Doesn't taste very bad either. Very neutral taste
asciilifeform: if you like the taste of own blood
asciilifeform: what is it with this expectation people have that 'vps' etc is usable.
asciilifeform: esp. for 25c
BingoBoingo: The blood has its own taste, merely incidental to the glass consumption.
deedbot-: [Qntra] Colorado Springs Drops Police Fitness Tests After Suit - http://qntra.net/2015/11/colorado-springs-drops-police-fitness-tests-after-suit/
mircea_popescu: this is good for fatcoin.
mircea_popescu: and in culture clash news, http://trilema.com/2015/bitbet-sbbet-october-2015-statement/#comment-115867
assbot: BitBet (S.BBET) October 2015 Statement on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Nvn7YJ )
BingoBoingo: Seriously. May the MayoGendered and Law Enforcement in the United States unify in morbid obesity.
mircea_popescu: what to do in argentina while awaiting for plumber ?
mircea_popescu: take a long hot shower secure in the knowledge they won't show up.
asciilifeform: do mircea_popescu's pets shit gravel, or what. much plumber.
mircea_popescu: much place.
asciilifeform: 'n-engined airplane theorem' ?
asciilifeform: (n engines, n*c engine problems)
mircea_popescu: something like that.
mircea_popescu: no money, no problems. always remember.
asciilifeform: wut
mircea_popescu: aha.
BingoBoingo wonders how asciilifeform would handle sudden wealth in the form of 2000 BTC, a 20lb gold dumbell (encased in vinyl for concealment), and a duffel bag full of $20 dollar bills.
BingoBoingo: Since the $20's aren't benjies they can be spent
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: the same way i would handle monkeys flooding out of my arse while the sky turns fluorescent purple
BingoBoingo: So panic?
asciilifeform: so NULL
BingoBoingo: I was kinda hoping the answer would have been sprat boat
asciilifeform: or, if you prefer,
asciilifeform: nil
asciilifeform: or for 'scheme' aficionados, #f
punkman: but world is javascript, so "undefined"
BingoBoingo: How do you know the lizards now aren't going to make the monkeys and sky thing happen to you nao
jurov: alf would indeed surmise these things must have come from lizard hitler
BingoBoingo: I'm pretty sure "arse monkeys" is now on a requisition form somewhere in fort Meade
BingoBoingo thinking now if it would count if the monkeys were blended and used in an enema
jurov: BingoBoingo: check for any weird substances in your drink?
BingoBoingo: Maybe it's just the sobriety thing getting in my head
BingoBoingo: http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2011/09/29/hugo_chavez_caption_contest/Colbert_censorship_GIF.gif.CROP.original-original.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1kuFFSq )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12738 @ 0.00054384 = 6.9274 BTC [+] {6}
jurov: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a57_1264994259 O.o
assbot: LiveLeak.com - Best Action Scene Of ALL TIME ... ( http://bit.ly/1WX21HT )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1900 @ 0.00054657 = 1.0385 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4273 @ 0.00054657 = 2.3355 BTC [+] {2}
ben_vulpes: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Panda-Small-Mini-Dryer-5-5lbs-2-5kg-Compact-Apartment-Dryer-Pan725sf-New-/301640663755?hash=item463b2f42cb:g:aYoAAOSweW5VXhZa << breakeven with the "on site" quarter-driven driver is some 173 loads, minus the value of being able to dry infantwear on demand.
assbot: Panda Small Mini Dryer-5.5lbs/2.5kg Compact Apartment Dryer Pan725sf New ... ( http://bit.ly/1RUpybl )
ben_vulpes: ah, the poverty of my generation.
jurov: https://securelist.com/analysis/publications/72652/beaches-carnivals-and-cybercrime-a-look-inside-the-brazilian-underground/ <<< the marketplace for alf's exploits :D
assbot: Beaches, carnivals and cybercrime: a look inside the Brazilian underground - Securelist ... ( http://bit.ly/1NQUJF0 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4981 @ 0.00053512 = 2.6654 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: jurov: mno
asciilifeform: jurov: the market place for ~other folks'~ exploits.
pete_dushenski: ;;seen chetty
gribble: chetty was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 8 weeks, 4 days, 3 hours, 24 minutes, and 37 seconds ago: <chetty> perhaps this will backlash into getting more people off windows ...nah, I dream
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10219 @ 0.00053396 = 5.4565 BTC [-] {3}
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell chetty you game for in an interview re: eulora ? i have a bitcoin-themed podcast who's interested :)
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pete_dushenski: said podcast, "let's talk bitcoin" may also be interested in talking to BingoBoingo and asciilifeform regarding their respective projects. ☟︎
asciilifeform: bawhat
asciilifeform: l0l
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: THIS IS PR!
asciilifeform: they know where to find us forfuckssake
asciilifeform: ~HERE~
pete_dushenski has the sneaking suspicion that he's going to find myself as a guest on podcast. because tmsr doesn't do vocal chords.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: could you be persuaded to represent qntra for a voice interview ?
pete_dushenski: kk scratch the voice idea. interviewers will come here.
pete_dushenski: i dunno what's wrong with my head.
pete_dushenski: trying to manage "the people" using my tsmr head will take some sorting otu
pete_dushenski: out*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9000 @ 0.0005319 = 4.7871 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: apropos de nothing, http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/11/universities_have_become_totalitarian_gulags.html
assbot: Articles: Universities Have Become Totalitarian Gulags ... ( http://bit.ly/1SqkUli )
hdbuck: shit hitting the fan in paris
mircea_popescu: hdbuck those dudes know all about burning cars huh.
pete_dushenski: hdbuck: what's the fuss this time ?
hdbuck: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11995227/Paris-shooting-Many-feared-dead-live.html ☟︎
assbot: Paris shooting: Several killed and injured after 'Kalashnikov and grenade attacks' across French capital - Telegraph ... ( http://bit.ly/1SqlnUC )
hdbuck: ‘on going'
mircea_popescu: je suis charlie un poco mas ?
asciilifeform: for piiiiigleeet!!!
hdbuck: 40 deaths?? Oo
mircea_popescu: oh look art that, telegraph doesn't actually load a usable page.
mircea_popescu: i guess the frfench stuff never happened.
hdbuck wonders if the OCP21 thingy will be cancelled.
pete_dushenski: what's that?
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: where was the podcast thing or whatever it was
pete_dushenski: also, what's going to be the "paris of the west" once paris is part of the "east" ?
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: https://letstalkbitcoin.com/
assbot: Home | Lets Talk Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1SqmTpN )
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: which issue ?
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: the interviews haven't been done yet ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6740 @ 0.00053658 = 3.6165 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: well no shit
asciilifeform: but where did pete_dushenski get the idea that they wanted any
pete_dushenski: asked.
asciilifeform: hm ok
asciilifeform: let'em come here.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: podcast folks typically expect a voice track, yes. and now that i think about it, i've heard a dozen or so episodes of this one. quite mediocre (shilled for gavin, hearn, et al) but as i recall - quite popular.
asciilifeform: so if you feel like preaching to the heathens, go for it.
pete_dushenski: i'm proposing that they come here and, if they so desire, have a voice actor play the role of interviewee for the program ☟︎
pete_dushenski: they also have a blog so there's that
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski does this thing have to be oral ?
pete_dushenski: and yes, reasonably popular
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: i'm trying to work around it. tbd.
phf: have interview on #b-a, have a dramatic reading version for podcasters
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-11-2015#1323187 << updated, '40 dead... grenades ... pump-action shotgun' etc ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 13-11-2015 22:08:17; hdbuck: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11995227/Paris-shooting-Many-feared-dead-live.html
mircea_popescu: tell you what, if it IS a podcast they can do the interview in writing here like sane people, then i'll pay some slut to read my lines out into a mic.
asciilifeform: ^
mircea_popescu: gimicky enough to actually add value to their shit anyway.
pete_dushenski: 'stan, of cardano fame, played by james earl jones
hdbuck: true true
asciilifeform does not have very much to say to podcast people
hdbuck: eh anyway, was quite a bummer, now, im just getting way used to this shit. what a world.
mircea_popescu: o look, phf had my idea, only a minute eartlier.
phf: i like the slut version, but it has to sound really bubbly and vapid. i was thinking have actors impersonators, morgan freeman, clint eastwood, christopher walken
jurov: sexysaffron can do it, complete with video
pete_dushenski: video doesn't do much here
mircea_popescu: you ever heard sesame or whats her name phf ?
mircea_popescu: and if you think i'm paying for some non b-a outlet to have morgan freeman read shit out loud you're off your rocker.
mircea_popescu: for one thing, the old derp's on the index list for supporting libertard notions.
pete_dushenski: l0l
mircea_popescu: d'oh. anyone thinks they're an actor and said anything that can vaguely be interpreted in the direction of supporting libertard policy, they're gonna wish they said they support child fucking with farm implements instead.
mircea_popescu: better for their career.
pete_dushenski: so much for james cameron directing the next b-a flick
pete_dushenski: tarantino ftw
mircea_popescu: tarantino all the way.
phf: sesame?
pete_dushenski: you see that his next flick is 70mm ultra pano ?
pete_dushenski: !s hateful eight
assbot: 2 results for 'hateful eight' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=hateful+eight
pete_dushenski: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/12/movies/tarantinos-the-hateful-eight-resurrects-nearly-obsolete-technology.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&_r=0
assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1Sqr3h7 )
pete_dushenski: "“We’ve been accused of actually cornering the market on 70-millimeter projectors,” Mr. Cutler said. “It’s probably pretty true. There probably aren’t too many out there that we didn’t find.” Most of them were destroyed, he added, during the conversion to digital projection."
pete_dushenski: "“The Hateful Eight” is not just any 70-millimeter movie: It is only the 10th feature to make full use of shooting in Ultra Panavision, an extra-wide format, but it will actually have the technology’s largest opening in terms of screen numbers."
pete_dushenski to go pick up saddam from mechanic then to dinner. later !
hdbuck: http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/11-overflow/20151113_paris2.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1HIbXTV )
hdbuck: US equity *futures*
mircea_popescu: hey, lower than ethereum even.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3200 @ 0.00053773 = 1.7207 BTC [+] {2}
hdbuck: https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/665298393833451520/photo/1
mircea_popescu: phf my bad, saffron
jurov giggles every time mp tries to remember her name
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5734 @ 0.00054691 = 3.136 BTC [+] {4}