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assbot: Logged on 12-01-2016 23:13:12; ascii_butugychag: ty jurov. or let's go back to basic kindergarten, https://2000thingswpf.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/794-002.png?w=630
ascii_butugychag: ty jurov. or let's go back to basic kindergarten, https://2000thingswpf.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/794-002.png?w=630 ☟︎
ben_vulpes: i must now admit to only a kindergarten level understanding of data structures, for any who remain un-clued-in to this fact
mircea_popescu: how do you know you're stuck in the kindergarten ?
ascii_field: kindergarten sort of thing
ascii_field: and yes, this is a kindergarten summary, and yes, if somebody pays for it, i can go and teach 'theory of computation' where we do 'symbol', 'language', 'formal automaton', etc. as rigorously as we want
mircea_popescu: alf too, but alf only took a kindergarten level chemistry class
mircea_popescu: Planet Kindergarten
BingoBoingo still hopes to be around in five years when pete_dushenski decides on boarding school as the appropriate course for young Pantagruel's Kindergarten
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-10-2015#1303054 << paging your kindergarten chemistry teacher ! ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i've yet to find a strip joint that's not really a kindergarten of the retarded.
assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: The Graying Of Kindergarten: The Goal Is To Keep Them In Puberty, Part 1 ... ( http://bit.ly/1XakP8p )
mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2008/10/the_graying_of_kindergarten_th.html
mod6: lol during kindergarten years
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1294261 << it does! this dog that read everything back in kindergarten... ☝︎
mircea_popescu: "Wait. So someone purchased etherwallet.org (a premium domain name worth a not trivial amount of money most likely), put the work into creating an actual functional wallet with a pretty decent design, spent weeks promoting it, and for what? $1400? What is this? Kindergarten?"
ascii_field: the reason for this is that (as anyone who stayed awake in kindergarten ??) knows, rsa operation is malleable
punkman: you should sponsor a hackathon at the local kindergarten
asciilifeform: if you're doing typical reversing work, you can mostly get by with a firm grasp of kindergarten arithmetic.
asciilifeform: (otp, or however it is called in each of our kindergarten textbooks.)
assbot: 64 results for 'kindergarten' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=kindergarten
jurov: !s kindergarten
mircea_popescu: ever since kindergarten ppl thought i'm jus fucking with them
assbot: Logged on 17-08-2015 17:07:38; kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-08-2015&bots=true#1240240 < i added 'kindergarten' mode for him
kakobrekla: to trigger the kindergarten (and other) modes.
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?kindergarten=false
kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-08-2015&bots=true#1240240 < i added 'kindergarten' mode for him ☟︎
kakobrekla: ;;later tell ben_vulpes http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?kindergarten=true
mircea_popescu: this comes with the territory, living in the united states of kindergarten.
mircea_popescu: kindergarten keepers in costume, basically.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: unrelated, when did anyone suddenly open a kindergarten in here ?
mircea_popescu: i remember learning with some amusement about the kindergarten games usians play in airports
pete_dushenski: lol i was driven to kindergarten in a '71 beetle that was exactly like this.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> they're in kindergarten and they're whacking each other over the head with the cubes. << Seriously can't even have a good riot
mircea_popescu: they're in kindergarten and they're whacking each other over the head with the cubes.
mircea_popescu: they're in kindergarten, there's no other way to look at it.
decimation: 00:00:40 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187182 << add lying schmucks to a degree not experienced since kindergarten on pirate island. the ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187182 << add lying schmucks to a degree not experienced since kindergarten on pirate island. the f2pool admin's explanation is "we got the bad block from antpool, who we don't know how they got because they told us they only follow us" ☝︎
mircea_popescu: ah. just a buncha stupid kids "trying" like the entire world were a kindergarten and "best effort" were a thing and really, we're just playing here.
mircea_popescu: eh, 0.8+ is the kindergarten. if it splits the total loss is ~= two fatties and a stray dog.
mircea_popescu: "we like the kindergarten and think we belong here."
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-05-2015#1135840 << learned to maff in kindergarten, check (c3 folks know what this is about lolk) ; reverse-hacked leet online haxxors, exposed irc chatroom, check. alfie baby... ☝︎
mircea_popescu: "nobody's in trouble" ? what are you, the kindergarten supervisor ?
mircea_popescu: not everyone went to the same kindergarten as you, asciilifeform
mircea_popescu: the string "tango" was for ununderstood reasons banned on a very popular (among the females) chat application of the 80s, at a time you'rew supposed to have been in kindergarten.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [13:23] that's prolly put i nthere special for shooting down ben_vulpes dating attempts in kindergarten. << i dun get it
mircea_popescu: that's prolly put i nthere special for shooting down ben_vulpes dating attempts in kindergarten.
assbot: Logged on 28-04-2015 02:22:37; ben_vulpes: you know, that kindergarten class
ben_vulpes: you know, that kindergarten class ☟︎
mircea_popescu: anyway. i wouldn't want to go back to being 20 anymore than i'd want to re-take kindergarten.
asciilifeform: to anyone who was awake in kindergarten
mircea_popescu: (dunno about yer lands, but that's exactly how kindergarten was done when i was 5ish)
mircea_popescu: yeah, it's extended kindergarten
asciilifeform: ^ basic kindergarten facts, at this point, i will not bother to expound on them here
pete_dushenski: which makes me think i should re-write that old classic "all i really need to know i leaned in kindergarten" for the internet age
mircea_popescu: "they will resurrect and give new currency to such things as those, or to any other things that count against me, but they will not mention any act of mine that is in my favor. I have spent more money on art than any other monarch of my time, and they know it. Do they speak of it, do they tell about it? No, they do not. They prefer to work up what they call "ghastly statistics" into offensive kindergarten object lesson
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform re previous imgur : wtf is that kindergarten shit.
asciilifeform: punkman: one can attempt to work with just the synthesis toolchain (no escape from it) and use netlists of 'raw' logic - i.e. simple universal constructs like 'nand gate'. the result - go try it - a very simple kindergarten-level circuit fills up the entire chip, with glacial performance (gate delays measured in msec!)
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: nope. trainable, because kindergarten homework.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: that is, 'slavery is bad mmkay because what if you were a slave' << lol i remember an encounter with this in kindergarten. substitute whoever attacked some longstanding privilege of mine that i meanwhile forgot with the totally unexpected "can't do that, because what if all the other kids want it too ?"
asciilifeform: lovely legend, but fails kindergarten physics.
mircea_popescu: ;;rate wired -1 such horribru coverage from the it kindergarten fishwrapper.
mircea_popescu: at which point ppl are like wtf, this is some sort of a kindergarten act ?! who ever heard of this
bounce: so you can sue kindergarten science fairs
kakobrekla: wtf is this, kindergarten
mircea_popescu: and "terrorism" is a fantastic driver of behaviour. i have all these reports about adults, ADULTS!!11 mind you, freezing in their tracks because the kindergarten caregiver has said so.
mircea_popescu: <decimation> and by 'invade your person' I mean 'subject to arbitrary measures of physical control << they still doing the "freeze" kindergarten game in airports ?
kakobrekla: wtf is this bitcoin 101 for kindergarten
mike_c: yes, this is not kindergarten. unfortunately there still is no good bitcoin kindergarten.
chetty: the workings of current business are running at kindergarten levels?
mats_cd03: whats the relation between kindergarten and contest charges?
ThickAsThieves: fukn kindergarten
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no kindergarten i ever heard of shows lamport's clock
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what fascinates me is how many people whine about 'slow' without saying precisely why they want 'fast', and while remaining entirely innocent of basic kindergarten-level gotchas like 'lamport's clock'
asciilifeform: considering that this is rather opposite of the thermodynamics we learned in kindergarten, perhaps deserves explanation ?
mircea_popescu: but a garbageman does something useful. a kindergarten teacher perhaps, some places. NOT in ussr, and not in ussa tho. most emphatically not.
asciilifeform: every kindergarten teacher combined << add up the earnings of all of the garbagemen in your country. and to see what value they create, visit a city with 'garbage strike'
mircea_popescu: twitter : "25 hedge fund managers earned more than double every kindergarten teacher combined. But who created more value?" mp : "Definitely no kindergarten "teacher" ever created any value. Just trying to claim the workings of nature for themselves."
kakobrekla: 12:53.02 ( +mircea_popescu ) [11:49:40] anyway, there should be a noob channel where people kindergarten their first year(s) in btc < all but -assets ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, there should be a noob channel where people kindergarten their first year(s) in btc
nubbins`: massive triptych over the doors of the church i attended from kindergarten through grade nine
asciilifeform: i thought this was kindergarten basics.
mircea_popescu: and he has no money, or more properly put, he's not making nearly as much as his less clever peers from kindergarten are making.
asciilifeform: let somebody give the same test with (kindergarten level) electric circuits.
jurov: circlejerk isn't kindergarten game, so much i admit
mircea_popescu: accusing other people, etc. Its like a fucking kindergarten classroom in
mircea_popescu: buncha kids from the retarded kindergarten got into a boeing, are having fun
jurov: or he was tired from the kindergarten :)
mircea_popescu: being the bitcoin lead developer is part time kindergarten headmaster.
dub: midnightmagic: best to let what happens in the sandpit at the special kindergarten stay there?
mircea_popescu: o right, right. i see, kindergarten defense.