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BingoBoingo: I can't wait for the immigrants they have now to get
fat and them to stick with the no new immigrants schtick
BingoBoingo: Johnson-Weld 2016! At least they aren't as
fat!
BingoBoingo: Who knows how many
fat people were helped in this version of legend because they moved up from not wiping at all thanks to stick discovery!
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> but that's nothing ; the case is still fresh in my mind when BingoBoingo made up some stupid shit about how a guy was so
fat he used a stick to wipe his ass ; and other perverse defecation tales - which then became the ACCEPTED STANDARD of "what
fat people do" according to "everyone" on social media. << ty, but that is credit for TOO much
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> "what do you mean
fat donut chewer couldn't defeat superman ? IS SUPERMAN A TERRORIST ????" << Apparently he has been for a decade or so.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> not unless they're nude. << And NOT Kim now that she's just
fat.
BingoBoingo: Seriously, but the people on /r/loseit insist that of their 400 pounds of adipose tissue only 20-50 are actually
fat BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> asciilifeform "ex boxer" just evals to "
fat". << His pictures seem to acurately represent his self declared 50 or so pounds over fighting weight.
BingoBoingo: Creature given its initial platform by Gawker Media's "Jezebel"
fat rights blog
BingoBoingo: But apparently it doesn't count as obesity anymore until a person is so
fat they spread out like a pancake
BingoBoingo: When divorce comes it makes allotting fault easier. "Relationship was built on lies, why else would she get
fat after declaring her hate for it"
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: I mean you can leave source for the old win32 stuff so the lazy but desperate can still try building it. Think of it like putting the icecream shop at the mall on the top floor so
fat people gotta choose icecream or using stairs.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Arm
fat, usually associated with older ladies that frequent Bingo halls. Now Obesity is prevalent enough the young and under exercised frequently have them. The arm
fat in a bingo wing typically "flaps" when moving hence "wing"
☟︎ BingoBoingo: duck
fat is a going to be a safe investment, it can repel pat
BingoBoingo: Well, how else to you handle alcoholic fatty liver than by... chasing the
fat out of the liver?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Well, I'm still cutting to the point where I can start getting swole without also getting
fat at the same time.
BingoBoingo: Ah so he's either
fat or manorexic to top it all off
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: It is. Copper sulfate helps with that. Still
fat fuck trees are so hungry they'll happily turn the shit pipe into a buffet. Behaviorally the things are hamplanets.
BingoBoingo: Still more related: "I had the exact same problem with medium leggings - I'm 5'10" and 138lbs. 34-25-38 and should be a medium. When I got the leggings there was no tag indication front or back so I tried them on both ways. A large baggy pocket ballooned out in the front either way. A FUPA pouch? I cant wear them because they wont stay up, even with my bootie. :(
Fat people privilege is being able to wear clothing front or back be
BingoBoingo: This is in contrast to: "We had one huge manlet of a kid in junior high. 14 years old probably 300+ pounds at about 5'4. We all hated the kid not just because he was
fat and stunk like shit, he was a massive nerd and a complete prick. Some shitlord brought up the fact that he smells so bad because he probably can't fit in the shower, so we took a pink highlighter, not a permanent marker, and highlighted his arm to test the bathing
BingoBoingo: Anyways it would prolly be possible to sub a dietary
fat with an indigestible silicone grease for a lower calorie variant, also to really emphasize the partial in partial foods.
BingoBoingo: So Dr. Oz did a segment about the "dark web" today and an image like this was part of the imagery describing the dangerous stuff going on there:
https://i.sli.mg/5mOHmZ.pngPNG Nothing about the drug trade, scams, hacking, killing for hire, etc. The real reason for the existence of the dark web is "bullying" and
fat shaming."
BingoBoingo: From the comments: "We mustn't let this
fat fuck fork the blockchain. Death to Bitcoin XT! Long live freedom and anonymity!"
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: THey are still works in progress. There's myostatin antibodies being tested in rats that... have some serious side effects. Turns out at a certain point being "muscle obese" is not that different from being "
fat obese" when it comes to cardiac outcomes
BingoBoingo: "The first reason was that woman's abdominal body
fat decreased their own sexual desire on a hormonal level, which would hamper libido. The second reason could be that men simply found slimmer women more attractive and thus had fewer problems in the bedroom."
☟︎ BingoBoingo: THe body can carry a hefty amount of surplus around without ill effect, but the brain is also largely supported by kinds of fatty tissue and responds poorly to the wrong kind of
fat incursing.
BingoBoingo: Well, then past BMI 45 when you get into super morbid obesity, or death
fat territory you get skeletal distortion
BingoBoingo: phf: Linebackers tend to start out kinda
fat already.
BingoBoingo becoming rather convinced the only true SJW transgender is trans-
fat gender. Welcome Cartman and our other Mayo-Gendered overlords.
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Originally idiots used it to refer to male FUPA (
Fat Upper Pubic Area) which isn't gendered. So I created a better meaning for FUDA:
Fat Usurping Dick Apex
BingoBoingo: Stupid is prolly more somewhere along the lines of preference. Stupidly obeast though has physiolocical characteristics which necessitate identifying as
fat-gendered among the afflicted
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> i bet the author is this stupid
fat kid that's "a feminist" and also "really supports" womenz. << You forget the FUDA:
Fat Usurped Dick Area... Basically when the pubic
fat is too much for the dick to be externally visible
BingoBoingo:
https://archive.is/C32nz << "Well, since a ton is 2000 pounds and
Fat Activists tends to have their mortality increase rapidly after 500 pounds, we can conclude there are 3-6
Fat activists to the ton."
BingoBoingo: It's apparently a propaganda film telling children it is ok to be
fat, stupid and incompetent. Stuff works out jsut look at reddit.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> ahahaha. broke
fat louse has rulesets ? << They have the strictest rulesets sinc ethey aren't getting fucked outside of an accident. They pretend scarcity of opportunities is standards.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> 'It is forbidden to dream again; / We maim our joys or hide them: / Horses are made of chromium steel / And little
fat men shall ride them.' << Oh he was writing about Today's luxury mega trucks that could tow 12,000 pounds but instead ferry 400 pounder to their daily McBeetus run
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> could we instead accept 1% more
fat each year ? << No. It breaks the BritneyChain
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> not like
fat, emboldened sc4mz0rz are good for anything << Butuchyag
BingoBoingo:
Fat People hate is basically a suckless movement for wetware
BingoBoingo: Black chicks that aren't
fat are too damn rare. Shame and
fat hate are a way to correct that with time honored social engineering.
BingoBoingo: I have a
fat acquaintence who moved to Shitcago. His fellow probationers are a harder and less human sort than he did rehab with here.
BingoBoingo: I spent time on his coinshat thing tying to tell n00bs to not be such n00bs.
Fat lot of good it did.
BingoBoingo: Also alcohol bound in carbohydrates? Prolly going to be a
fat sack to the shit jsut to get buzzed.
BingoBoingo: trinque: Remember it was necessary because Imgur is
fat BingoBoingo: Voat just has growing pains. The
fat hate movement isn't the only thing carrying Voat anymore.
BingoBoingo: williamdunne: Here the pic/reality discrepancy is so bad in a lot of cases it is like a
fat person killed a normal with similar hair and started living their life.
BingoBoingo: At this point I'm conviced the only reason the
fat hate movement is being suppressed is because USG has officially adopted Obesity as a social control mechanism.
BingoBoingo: Because camel humps are
fat. The wikipedoium can tell redditors that.
BingoBoingo: Sure, but his gay is more accept nao than Turing's was then. Even though he also had to bankroll
fat acceptance, Kardashians, and lets hate athletic success to make it happen.
BingoBoingo: "If a pet hedgehog appears to be gaining too much weight, it is important that the hedgehog’s caretaker cut back on high
fat foods and increase exercise. Hedgehogs vary in size so there is no "goal weight" for a hedgehog, but if they can no longer roll completely into a ball it is a pretty clear sign of obesity" << hedgehogs can become hedge hamplanets too.
BingoBoingo: There's a whole vocabluary. Mini moons are
fat kids, hamplanets are big and round. ham galaxies are the ones so big they flatten out on surfaces... Beetus monsters are covered in weeping wounds on their legs
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> and for the record, "accepting"
fat people on the mere basis of them being
fat people is exactly as morally wrong / intellectually bankrupt as hating them for the same reason. << Hate is an emotional reaction, in this case to aesthetics
BingoBoingo: cazalla: I am too race blind. A few years ago an acquaintance robbed a bank and seeing the CCTV pic in the paper I'm like who is that
fat korean? Turns out it was a
fat white guy I went to college with.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> pretty much all the derpternet is good for these days is this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000 << Aha, you've hit the funniest part. The self described peaks of physical fitness can observe the
fat logic, but are nearly incapable of realizing most of them are entirely unsocialized. Lulz on both sides.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Implanon and its ilk go into the subcutaneous
fat. easily palpated
BingoBoingo: But the FCC internet will give users
Fat Pipes, to better DoS real people with.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: But the root of their surivival is determined by the same
fat men
BingoBoingo: The girl was always
fat, and weev was in jail. Girl fatlogiced a family and worksafe site then shuttered ED. The id didn't like that.
BingoBoingo: "YOU LOOK FOR NICE SHINE AND GOOD SMOOTH SURFACE. YOU LOOK FOR SHARP EDGE ON RIFLING OF BARREL. YOU NOTICE AND AVOID BARREL IF HAS POCKMARKS LIKE ASS OF
FAT GIRL. "
BingoBoingo: I'm not so picky. Just B cups and a big
fat butt... I'm good on that.
BingoBoingo: <ben_vulpes> "that 2x2 thing up at 30kft moving at mach 1.8 couldn't *possibly* be an airplane!" << I though it couldn't get anywhere near that fast because it is too
fat.
BingoBoingo: In milk generally all of the protein and
fat globules contribute to surface area
BingoBoingo: This is a point. Seriously why would people have a
fat wall of mining hardware and no halon?
BingoBoingo: Ebama could spead a lot of Obola with a
fat stash of BTC
BingoBoingo:
Fat chief joined a crowd calling for his resignation. What result can be expected.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> well with the blessings of travel the differences aren't that marked physically. course,
fat is
fat, and annoying is annoying, whereas hungry is hungry and eager is eager. << Probably also helps that Romanian is Perl, and... your ancestors are not vowel shift victims
BingoBoingo: lol here people have yards so they assume their dogs exercise themselves and both get
fat, unless they have a motivated dog who takes walks at night at roughly the same time I do.
BingoBoingo: But how does it taste? Usually it takes some work to make a Capon Aviagen sent a team of scientists to Sanderson last autumn to study the issue and has acknowledged that an undisclosed change it made to the breed's genetics made the birds "very sensitive" to being overfed, he said. "We fed him too much. He got
fat. When he got big, he did not breed as much as he was intended to," Cockrell said about the breed of rooster.