trinque: in my mind, it is about an appreciative john that thanked his favorite whores with their own music video
mats: thats a lot of views
mircea_popescu: so : turns out a) the guy is romanian ; b) COMPLETE ro media blackout on him. i think they're embarassed. ~only mention is from jan pointing out he was mentioned in huffpo
mircea_popescu: (ro tards are, like all third world shitheads, verily enamoured with the zombie-libtard venues)
mircea_popescu: meanwhile, more youtube views than romania altogether lol. clearly media blackout works!!1
punkman: sounds a lot like greek kitsch gypsy songs
mircea_popescu: ahahaha prince had been doing 100k worth of dilaudid a year for 25 years ?
☟︎ a111: Logged on 2016-04-27 00:40 mircea_popescu: ahahaha prince had been doing 100k worth of dilaudid a year for 25 years ?
a111: Logged on 2014-08-25 03:08 asciilifeform: busy as a bee << funny that they show an idiot sow scrubbing, and not, e.g, paul erdos crapping out theorems
mircea_popescu: guy had some sort of injuries. futzing around on stage for years is a very skeleton-damaging line.
mircea_popescu: wtf is this lame shit, "we would like for this to not exist kthx"
mircea_popescu: wtf "sop". no fucking "sop". i sold them no sop licenses. and who the fuck cares about employee counts, bejaysus.
mircea_popescu: the national bank of quatar is marginally qualified to serve street kebap. in a year or two they may get their game up to where they can make a tardstalk account and not seem out-of-place idiotic.
shinohai: I found it funny the # of reported .gov emails supposedly in this dump
mircea_popescu: seems improbable tho, military peeps are slobs in all times/places.
phf:
http://thread.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2204118 "The venerable Linux /dev/random served users of cryptographic mechanisms well for a long time. ... In the last years, however, the Linux /dev/random showed signs of age where it has challenges to cope with modern computing environments"
☟︎ phf: "The cryptographic processing of the entropic data is implemented with a well-known and well-studied deterministic random number generator: an SP800- 90A DRBG as defined in [2] – naturally excluding the NSA-sponsored Dual-EC DRBG. "
mike_c: ping danielpbarron - what's this eulorum problem you're seeing?
mike_c: ;;later tell danielpbarron well, let me know if you're still having problems.
mike_c: danielpbarron: try now.
mike_c: surprise, php is a piece of shit
mike_c: ;;later tell danielpbarron fixed.
a111: Logged on 2016-04-27 02:09 phf:
http://thread.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2204118 "The venerable Linux /dev/random served users of cryptographic mechanisms well for a long time. ... In the last years, however, the Linux /dev/random showed signs of age where it has challenges to cope with modern computing environments"
phf: new zeland crit, "weta"
phf: rng posted for comedic value, thing reads like clever parody, while it of course is not
phf: guy's name is familiar though
phf: oh, i'm confusing him with stefan monnier, former emacs maintainer
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: that's 2/2 for bothered today
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> guy had some sort of injuries. futzing around on stage for years is a very skeleton-damaging line. << Also religious objection to blood transfusions so no elective surgeries
mircea_popescu: someone should make a new, modernized alf that's all hipster-trendsetting and excited by novelties.
mircea_popescu: no think about it, could be trap with plasticated expression.
ben_vulpes: howso? c.p. is a 'save the world' sorta thing, t.g., much more "drink beer slaughter normies with nukes"
ben_vulpes: also 20 yo's getting rogered by kangaroos, voodoo plastic surgery, great australian beer heist, thrown boxing matches...
ben_vulpes: only made it through vol. 1, just curious if you'd seen the thing
ben_vulpes: > du -sh Tank\ Girl\ Ultimate\ Mega\ Collection/
ben_vulpes: 1.9G Tank Girl Ultimate Mega Collection/
ben_vulpes: anyway i don't see how 'need' enters into anything. tis only as i said more or less how i procured the thing
ben_vulpes: so's to capture the absurd level of detail.
mircea_popescu: can i has a 1mb summary ? i dun really care for the flac version
ben_vulpes: and you'd not care for the trouble it takes to set my flags even were i
mircea_popescu: Drakma/2.0.1_(Clozure_Common_Lisp_Version_1.10-r16531M << check iot out there exists a cl web browser ?
ben_vulpes: if someone has turned it into a 'browser' i will lol
mircea_popescu: o hey, sorta like johnny the homicidal maniac would be if it had color and it were a girl ?
phf: ben_vulpes: I will save you a lot of trouble, .cbr is just a rar archive
phf: (full of normally high resolution jpegs, or any other standard format images)
jurov: "When deployed, our application generates some erroneous data, and crashes more often that we would like."
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo so scruffy pothead running with a backpack is surprised to find the police might have some questions. mmmkay ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, there's no dispute that the only salvation for usians alive today is to be found in slavery.
mircea_popescu: the catch being that unless given whips and a cemetery to fill, the grunts will overpower the drill sgt, and instead of the latter lifting the former, it'll just be the former flattening the latter into a parodic figure.
mircea_popescu: and re dantup link : idiot has a "disqus" comment form, so he'll never know that what he has to do now is shut the fuck up and read up on the most serene republic. which is just as well.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform let them grow up on wood spirits and stevia soup for all i care.
mircea_popescu: no woman comes in this world with a promise that the fruit of her cunt will amount to anything.
mircea_popescu: the one exceptional case in recorded history is debated ; and she didn't have it with some dude either.
gribble: Error: ";later" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: "i'm too old to do things, i'll just stick with what i know".
mircea_popescu: and yes, ftr, the idiocies sprouting out of vorheees re the shapeshift thing smell of parallel construction a mile away.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> beseides, he has fambly. << They live out in the country some distance, he discourages them from joining him on the plantation
phf: He seems to kind of enjoy. All that Conan ethos
BingoBoingo: People cope with their elderlyness in different ways
mircea_popescu: so by this theory he's going to butcher some black dudes one of these days ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform why is this cartoon bitch short ? ffs. at least the fantasy characters they could go to the trouble of making 1.78 or something.
mircea_popescu: also F ids of the future will have tits in pic if i have any say in it.
BingoBoingo: Anyways, there is plenty of history concerning the elderly living vicariously through the adventures of those around them.
mircea_popescu: (pro tip for time travellers : go to future, see if F ids have tits, if not, can sell mpex i must've failed at some point.)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform gotta appreciate how short the id numbers are in 2112 tho. i guess conan musta wonan.
mircea_popescu: the pricing structure for this comedic silkroad thing is ridoinculous.
mircea_popescu: to kill public figure living on home planet with "personal security detail", 27k ; to kill random psychopath killer, 35k. to buy suit of entirely impervious armor, 8.7k. woman is bitching about wage slavery.
mircea_popescu: not to mention the only female is wanted alive. why the fuck is it that these cheesecunted lesbos with delusions of creativity will make a female heorine that gotta kill dudes only ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform apparently the world of the future consists of "12 dudes to kill and a hippy chick everyone wants to bang"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no he wasn't. author is certainly female. pre-op, perhaps, but anyway.
mircea_popescu: the amount of divergence from sanity does not concern me nearly as much as the direction.
mircea_popescu: he'd better be fucking good at it, because historically mp doesn't tolerate ineptitude in fathers all too well.
mircea_popescu: pity the only illustrator went berserk last month, could have had a comic on your hands here.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: i tried to attract a coupla [chix] but very strange behaviour also.
mircea_popescu: yeah, and she got paid, and then... that's the last i heard of her. somehow this is sensible, starving arists gets commission fall from sky, does 0 follow-up.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile at the other end of the scale, trish whatshername, the oglaf chick, wouldn't commission. i dunno, i guess they must be rich in australia or w/e.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: anyway. artists. were busy while the world was made, then starved.
diana_coman: mircea_popescu> yeah, and she got paid, and then... that's the last i heard of her. somehow this is sensible, starving arists gets commission fall from sky, does 0 follow-up. <- she does drawings, not following-ups ("eeek, business, work!")
mircea_popescu: if this is how her head works then rape's her only chance at starting a family
mircea_popescu: and bondage the only hope at continuing it once started ?
mircea_popescu: no wonder natality is down, who the fuck has all the rope.
diana_coman: well, I assumed she would know what follow-up is basically, which is quite an assumption really; I wouldn't be surprised if she simply considered that next assignment will "find" her just as this one did
☟︎ mircea_popescu: bagel is seller's market. artistry is buyer's market. not the same thing.
mircea_popescu: there is no such thing as "good" outside of who your patrons are.
diana_coman: mircea_popescu, actually that might be the confusion made there in fact: despite claiming precisely that they do NOT sell bagels, artists assume that they precisely sell bagels
mircea_popescu: which may explain why so much of their verbiage is dedicated to variations of that peculiar statement
mircea_popescu: but re the "she just assumed that next assignment will "find" her just as this one did", i actually knew A LOT of these back when i was doing "business major/design/advertising" 20somethings in romania.
mircea_popescu: EXACTLY that. "this windfall proves that my passive, mystical windfall capture works well, and that there shall be more such in the future".
mircea_popescu: i suppose it's a variation of "feminity roles" nonsense, "being creative" means you gotta sit around and look pretty.
mircea_popescu: who knew, my dislike of artists turns out to be the same general dislike of insufficiently whorish behaviour.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that's how preteens operate, and the slower ones at that.
mircea_popescu: notrly. laziness, as a behaviour, principally serves as an insurance against exactly this.
mircea_popescu: it has the unintended side effect of locking smart bois into local minimums, also, and eventually spawns some variation of cccp/usg, but still. on the basic-est level, it prevents caveman who killed a mammooth from tearing out his spleen.
mircea_popescu: and it's not "finally found great patron" by any means.
mircea_popescu: a whore is an independent woman, who lives by her network, and takes care of it.
mircea_popescu: your idea of a whore sounds a lot more like gypsy family - where the man turns out the woman whenever hard up for cash.
mircea_popescu: that's whoredom in the sense kids coding php when needing money to go out is programming.
deedbot: airgapped voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: plox to re-read my seminal "how to become a whore - start in highschool" piece.
mircea_popescu: mno, it's how you do it. marx is lulzy. zig zigglar is lulzy. this is shop talk.
mircea_popescu: the future is not too distant where i'll be spending my whole day with that!
gribble: Error: "s" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform was this discussion re street performers and why they suck, street takes all and keeps no-one so ends up selecting for shit.
mircea_popescu: the point was girl inquiring why contrariwise to expectation, the longer they've been at it the worse they are.
mircea_popescu: pretty sure it was about the shithead "artists" on avenida florida.
mircea_popescu: this is not a solvable problem. the better the tools get, the more i'll shit on them to the point i can't recall wtf it all was - which is ~the only limit of human mental process.
mircea_popescu: much like crustaceans can't be helped - if you remove the things that kill them they'll just grow to death.
mircea_popescu: a ton, ten, a thousand, whatever it takes for organ failure.
felipelalli: asciilifeform, (side question) "so to speak" was a HHH (Hoppe) reference? :)
felipelalli: asciilifeform, ah! A modern libertarian writer.
gribble: (misc help [<plugin>] [<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what <command> does. <plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
mircea_popescu: i don't get it, he's proposing that "someone" is going to go around killing people you don't like ?
mircea_popescu: seriously, i should make it my business what rando does with his penis ? wtf am i, the old guy side in the castellammarese war ?!
mircea_popescu: who even cared ? this is what boggles me, the "we'll save ustard-flavour puritanism by focusing on THIS nonsense".
mircea_popescu: really, and you'll build a new world with this baggage ?
mircea_popescu: "socialism didn't ever fail - it was only badly implemented n times" "puritanism is not entirely and completely idiocy - o, no, was just not correctly applied. should have been applied to faggots only, then god would have delivered the mana shippment"
mircea_popescu: except none of those idiots WERE EVEN CONSIDERED for that. ever. nor could have.
mircea_popescu: this is like bland middleaged woman that was obviously a bland middleaged teenager "fighting to protect women from sex work"
mircea_popescu: yeah, i'm sure someone was going to pay to fuck you at some point.
mircea_popescu: you know, like reese whither-your-spoon-with-her-endless-chin plays in the original cruel intentions.
mircea_popescu: lame, boring, misguided teenager with too much parental influence.
mircea_popescu: meh, the notion that people anyone hates enough to put contracts out for are EVER alone
mircea_popescu: this cominc is too lazy writing for me. bailing at page 22.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes lol "man of wealth and beer" ehehehe this should be an expression. then again in portland it prolly is.
mircea_popescu: thanks for giving me the good bullets for the next cascadian smart, intelligent and blabla chick i run into.
mircea_popescu: "he's not after your soul, you clueless minge bag". because you see, minge, minj, cunt.
mircea_popescu: hey ben_vulpes i thought you were into jet enjines, knew a thing or two... about say the process of making glass ? in a jet engine ? starting from sand ?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i was thinking "could do with more nudity", there's really no reason her bra under the suspenders in that large sprawl is actually nipple covering rather than balconette style ; then "something i'm not allowed to mention in comics" ?! wtf all the censorsheep! is this like mainstream or something ? airs on nbc ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The aspersation of all comikkk publishers is to sell to Disney or Warner Bros.
BingoBoingo: There's really no non-qntra "independent media" that doesn't want to sell or suck up VC BJ buxx.
mircea_popescu: and in other news : balconette bra entirely exposes the nipple. the shit us puritards are trying to sell as balconette is demi-cup at best.
mircea_popescu: however you dice it, by geolocation, age range, whatever, the fact remains there's a billion supernumerary on god's green earth.
mircea_popescu: for instance i have nfi why the issue in the us pres election is whether to allow however many illegal aliens or w/e.
mircea_popescu: the question is why to allow the present 250mn idjits. should be deported to fucking namibia.
mircea_popescu: millenial is, give or take, the new chinese. if you recall the post-ww2 discussions of china.
mircea_popescu: aha. but are still there and any serious butchery would foul the blades
mircea_popescu: best ant trap is fucking the queen and organising ant defense perimeter around your house.
a111: Logged on 2016-04-27 15:48 mircea_popescu: pity the only illustrator went berserk last month, could have had a comic on your hands here.
hanbot: nubbins` is just this dude that amused you once with his bitcointalk drama antics two years ago and spent the interval trying to parlay it into as much $$$ as possible.
☟︎ a111: Logged on 2016-04-27 16:01 mircea_popescu: meanwhile at the other end of the scale, trish whatshername, the oglaf chick, wouldn't commission. i dunno, i guess they must be rich in australia or w/e.
a111: Logged on 2016-04-27 16:05 diana_coman: well, I assumed she would know what follow-up is basically, which is quite an assumption really; I wouldn't be surprised if she simply considered that next assignment will "find" her just as this one did
mircea_popescu: hm. i dunno, maybe the mongols ? who does human leather even
a111: Logged on 2016-04-27 19:20 hanbot: nubbins` is just this dude that amused you once with his bitcointalk drama antics two years ago and spent the interval trying to parlay it into as much $$$ as possible.
mircea_popescu: Public Exponent 281479271743489 is NOT PRIME ! Modulus has mirrored low-order 32 bits ! User(s): Robert L. Vaessen (MobileMe key generated with gpg) <rvaessen@me.com>;
danielpbarron: i got one of his b-a t-shirts that has since developed a hole on the arm-pit, and also a couple nsa shirts that he never sent
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform apple "internet suite" pre getting lucky with the pods.
mircea_popescu: you recall ms's massively failful .net ? same thing, .mac
mircea_popescu: funnily enough, ~nobody sought to burn down apple for this.
mircea_popescu: ima have to file this as "the Apple standard" next time i have to come up with a term.
mircea_popescu: amusingly enough, appletards also didn't find this problematic. apparently for worthless rubbish, no sum is too large.
ben_vulpes: friend had photos from his android device show up on his girl's mme account one time
ben_vulpes: best guess anyone had is that she plugged his phone into her computer one time and imported everything into iphoto and thence mme
mircea_popescu: Public Exponent 3920631257 is NOT PRIME ! User(s): Christian Weiske <cweiske@php.net>; << pear guy.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: you should see the hoops they jump through to get people saving their everything to icloud
mircea_popescu: Public Exponent 35 is NOT PRIME ! User(s): ssh://bogomips.mit.edu; << i wonder...
jurov: asciilifeform: if accepts ssh pubkeys, too?
jurov: if you remember, i sit on trove github keys
jurov: and apart from few obvious breakages i did not find anything
jurov: there's their git profile name
jurov: mostly rsa, but also dsa, i can filter them
jurov: kk. there's several million of them
jurov: lol would be fun if deedbot executed it
trinque: deedbot's gonna be silent when it sees a $ that isn't a known command
trinque: jurov: I'll save that feature for drunkbot
jurov: trinque: i suggest rather to ignore only stuff that does not begin by $[a-zA-Z]
trinque: it'll barf out loud if you run an existing command wrong
deedbot: L1: 1, L2: 5 by 5 connections.
mircea_popescu: jurov> if you remember, i sit on trove github keys <<< if you convert them it'd eat them
mircea_popescu: we were actually discussing going through shithub coupla days ago iirc
mircea_popescu: a) "made", as in the bs they usually make ; b) phuctor works better the more keys it has by design
mircea_popescu: dude it's almost as if these schmucks make the obfuscation deliberate. there should be ~no reason i have to use anything but my pgp key to ssh and vice-versa already
mircea_popescu: anyway. it would seem that by taking a ssh/ssh2 key, converting it to openssh format ($ssh-keygen -i -f old.pub > new.pub ) then replacing the headers/enders with correct values and adding a blank line after header/before comments you get a properly noted key.
mircea_popescu: also CRC will have to be supplied (or i guess ignored ?), and \ turned to \n continuation.
mircea_popescu: ssh header is for absolutely no reason ---- BEGIN SSH2 PUBLIC KEY ---- ie four dashes and a space instead of five dashes, and wtf is a "ssh2" key anyway.
mircea_popescu: have the decency to say -----BEGIN RSA PUBLIC KEY----- uniformly and be done with it. or ECC or w/e the fuck it is, CrS
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform linking ietf.org garbage surefire way to get my blood boiling. WHY THE FUCK IS IANA INVOLVED IN THIS. i need them to "create andmaointain a registry" like i need warts inside my bladder.
mircea_popescu: how the fuck does this fails to be obvious. YES YOUR RSA KEY YOU USE FOR "SSH" MUST BE INTEROPERABLE WITH THE RSA KEY I USE TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER.
mircea_popescu: this whole swamp will have to be drained. we need : a) sane key exchange format. sane here means correctly extensible and key-based, not "process" or "usage" based. b) sane ssh/pgp/etc
mircea_popescu: obviously once gossipd is an actual thing, the only way to talk to your boxen becomes gossipd.
mircea_popescu: they know to take your stuff seriously and everyone else's less seriously
mircea_popescu: trinque> jurov: I'll save that feature for drunkbot << actually, here's a thought, spin up an aws instance, have deedbot execute stuff in there.
mircea_popescu: what's the worst that can happen, and if it does, you know who to send a bill to.
mircea_popescu: well ideally folks would use it reasonably, ie, only when making a point supposed to go into record
mircea_popescu: otherwise i could have girl bounce tits on kbd for half an hour neh ?
mircea_popescu: so we get another income source for the esteemed foundation jar.
mircea_popescu: anyway. the fact that we keep putting $bash in here is maybe not merely to be interpreted in the sense of "bot should ignore". maybe bot should execute.
mircea_popescu: shinohai i saw this a lot in egypt. girl would take everything off before the head piece.
mircea_popescu: (and then they'd get terribly insulted if you used it as a cum rag. wtf bitch, this is entrapment, you sucked it with a scarf on!)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform and notice that her otherwise very cute belly fat that avg singer/actress/newswoman aspirant would not be CAUGHT DEAD in doesn't bother her in the slighrwest, nevertheless the cheekbones and eye area has been photoshopped into dead marble.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform honestly i think it's not exactly "don't be naked" but moreover part of the "head conception". you know, like streetwalkers / actresses "gotta put their face on". the conception of what a head looks like includes the scarf and that's that.
mircea_popescu: absent that, ontological collapse, how is she going to EVEN EXIST if she can't turn her head just like so in respect to the scarf (as the girl in pic does).
mircea_popescu: there is no such thing as off duty. this may be the principal gender difference.
BingoBoingo: ^ Someone who would have used the contraption from that gif
BingoBoingo: But idk, maybe then he would have missed the thrill of the hunt or soemthing.
BingoBoingo: Though I guess I can see the pedogological value of Hastert's coachin methods, if you don't want to get molested all you got to do is get better at wrasslin than coach is.
BingoBoingo: I mean for a sport with individual competitions it also teaches group cohesion when everyone knows what coach does to the stragglers.