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mircea_popescu: nevertheless. the cure is the cure ; the dicking around is the dicking around.
sbp: potentially. but Emily Dickinson locked her poems into a drawer, and they only got out again by chance
asciilifeform: <mircea_popescu> including five straight months of 1/4 gb ram box at close to a btc/month pulling our dicks. << that thing incidentally has been the ONLY public trb node that has never fallen down. not once.
mircea_popescu: including five straight months of 1/4 gb ram box at close to a btc/month pulling our dicks.
mircea_popescu: no dickless washington bureaucrat is or could ever be as bad as this abominable imbecile.
mircea_popescu: ;;google mit media lab sucks 900000 dicks
punkman: (philip k dick)
mircea_popescu: hey, my own father spent what he imagined to be his golden years, at the time and after that time, doing "research" for his government on supposedly, computing, but really, holding each other's dicks like a bunch of chimps.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: 5, but my dick has been inside 1 of them so 20% interesting rate.
ben_vulpes: when i asked, you said "none of you dickbags get off your asses and actually do anything, why would i ask of you one whit"
BingoBoingo: What about a cunch of pentagrams arranged into a dickbutt?
BingoBoingo: Oh, no dickbutt?
mircea_popescu: reading dickens, just as good as having a life. reading age of exploration crud, just as good as having travelled.
solrodar: !rate nubbins` 0 +1 is making some valid points / -1 is being a complete dick about it
BingoBoingo: In other news, is that a dick on the right side? https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Geomar-43-days-640x410.png
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pod+Racing | When you jerk off two dicks at once. The dicks must be on each side, so it looks like you're pod racing.
nubbins`: yep. and a quick "you got it buddy" to mod6 and "you're really good at typing things up, you're wasting your talents at the loading bay" to dpb and you've got two more sets of undies smelling like mp's dick
nubbins`: take the situation of poor bitcoinpete: his underwear probably smells like mp's dick
pete_dushenski: " Double Dick Nightmare - A nightmarish dream involving voluntary double penetration of massive cocks." << i don't care what you say, this is a much funnier ddn
mircea_popescu: is it supposed to say "stolen plutonium dick" ? possibly only better thing.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform because a) hitler doesn't have them and b) hitler is not stalin, to answer every ivanov dick and harry.
asciilifeform: certainly no 'pencildick' academics there..
danielpbarron: not doing as you are told is pretty dickish
kuzetsa: killing someone because they didn't do as they were told is pretty dickish
BingoBoingo: Guess this is the Classi, with a dick on the C fucking the a in the assi, version of zipping self into duffelbag in the tub
BingoBoingo: punkman: ty, but it's a fucking camera. I don't see much cause for dicking its firmware up yet.
assbot: LITTLE BIG - BIG DICK - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1TdT5is )
assbot: You rated user thomas_d on 24-Nov-2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: plays on seals as thomas_dick.
mircea_popescu: so basically dick tracy in space
punkman: well I couldn't really give you a good definition of "film-noir", but there's a cynical private-dick type guy, searching for a girl that disappeared mysteriously
ben_vulpes: i'll take cab funpletion over dick blocks any day
mircea_popescu: "Behold, Mr Mackey, riding a horse so naturally it makes your dick hard. And there be bitches, oh yes." << i wonder what knowitall derp'd do if he actually knew what he's talking about.
assbot: Logged on 05-02-2016 15:39:50; mats: a swinging dick would rather leave cover and drag a wounded woman to safety and treat her wounds than return fire
mats: a swinging dick would rather leave cover and drag a wounded woman to safety and treat her wounds than return fire ☟︎
shinohai: mine using only your dick using our unique rot2 algo
BingoBoingo: And It happened already, because dick bags don't do the whole chronological order bsns http://www.themaneater.com/stories/2016/1/28/how-msa-senate-toppled-their-president-elect/
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Well, everything is bigger in Texas... except the dicks
BingoBoingo: !up AdrianG For the record Dickens first perfected "Industrial" propaganda
polarbeard: and tells you to shut up and accept the dick
asciilifeform: sublime dicks, on the other hand, is mega-popular for some reason, colleagues had it and i lullzed seeing the nag popup interrupt their session
ben_vulpes: or Sublime Dicks
mircea_popescu: all of the defense (you know, picking up when people steal toilet paper), none of the offense, none of the good stuff, like making the team not suck dicks.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-01-2016#1380928 << actually i'd say this is his best one yet. slowly a sort of milleresque dickensian balzac may emerge out of that fellow. ☝︎
ascii_butugychag: to avoid dick cheney !11
mircea_popescu: the choice between whipping up ten desktops in fixed positions and having you spend a week dicking around with shittops should be obvious,
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Perhaps historical hegel would. Hegel as used by derps that spz popular socialist conception of hegel can eat a dick.
assbot: Logged on 21-08-2015 01:13:38; trinque: must've been some serious run-away dick selection in human history
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> da fuck is this limp dick shit lmao. << This time they skipped the astroturf to just do the VC dollar squeeze
mircea_popescu: da fuck is this limp dick shit lmao.
ascii_butugychag: no amount of 'will!11111', virility, non-pencildickery, counts for ~shit~ if you have no soul. beasts of the motherfucking field, the lot of'em.
saifedean: if you can get your dick up, you can fuck with it. Doesn't mean you will... you could still fuck it up.
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punkman: https://foragerfunds.com/bristlemouth/dick-smith-is-the-greatest-private-equity-heist-of-all-time/
copypaste: a cow to lick his dick and another cow to marry
BingoBoingo crossed the border using the boring dickman bridge
BingoBoingo: If you want to be a real dick instead of an archives page you can do a post "Complete Contravex Archives" that continually updates itself.
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DTF | DOWN TO GET THAT DICK DTFNE1 down to fuck any 1. She's DTF, She wants my dick in or around her mouth! - SuperBad. by KENDALL L January 01, 2008.
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shinohai: Pussy vs. Dick
asciilifeform: 'we stored 400 million dick shots for ft meade but they forgot to agree to pay us'
pete_dushenski: "where did all the dicks go ?! it's like a virus killed them all !"
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mircea_popescu: "There is no requirement to buy ten, but raising retails from 89-cents to 10 for $10 increases sales from a case to a pallet on most items, when you have the right customer base..." << which reminds me of a point i wanted to make. yo ben_vulpes it's pretty dumb to offer grunt 30. offer 28.75. for one thing, it makes it look like real thought went into all that precision, and the sort of dickless imbecile he is will spe
mircea_popescu: this is an incredible depth of rot in these heads by now, i am persuaded that what they PERCEIVE as the problem is that it's... get a hold of youself... it's NOT META ENOUGH. that's the fucking thing, these dickless, otaku imbeciles feel deeply threatened by the fact that a guy learning to do what his country generally sucks at is TOO REAL.
nubbins`: stool is leather but if you sit on it too long your dick falls asleep
assbot: The Eyes are the Anus of the Face | Dick Surgery ... ( http://bit.ly/1J9g3Qx )
nubbins`: http://dick-surgery.bandcamp.com/track/the-eyes-are-the-anus-of-the-face
Bingoboingo: Just don't touch your dick until yours hands are clean.
adlai: once y'all get over the dick measuring you'll realize that supporting larger vN blocks is the cheapest way to reduce vM block capacity, short of paying miners to generate empty blocks, or the existence of a free market for negative block space
nubbins`: there's a set of lifestyles that allow one to dick around on irc all day
mircea_popescu: "I don't understand how there isn't more research into actual dick growth drugs. It seems like it would be profitable if condoned by the FDA." << it'd be totally profitable, but fda has nothing to do with it.
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thestringpuller: so much coinbase dick sucking everywhere
assbot: Logged on 01-12-2015 23:34:13; ben_vulpes: https://gcaptain.com/norway-faces-bleak-year-offshore << no-dick system on the rocks
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-12-2015#1335270 << poor ol' no-dicks getting bulldozered by the cheap petro (itself a usg-saudi project, last-ditch hitler's bunker bid to sink ru economy) ☝︎
ben_vulpes: https://gcaptain.com/norway-faces-bleak-year-offshore << no-dick system on the rocks ☟︎
pete_dushenski: "Now that my fellow executives and I are goddamn beverage conquistadors, we’re going to enjoy this cocaine-fueled rocket ride for as long as it lasts. I’m blasting off to fucking Mars, dicksuckers, and I’m headed straight through the belly of the goddamn sun!" << obligatory, if indeed it's the case that 30 years is the best case (or ideal case) scenario for the time alloted us.
kakobrekla: sounds like tits but means dick.
BingoBoingo: From the same zoo: "The title says it all. My ladyfriend wants baby but skipped a cycle on mast and eq. Does this sound right? Should she stick to test c?" << That baby is going to be born with a bigger dick than its father
liquidassets: honeydicking <<a bitch by definition
BingoBoingo: For honeydicking, I am less certain the proper course of action
pete_dushenski: fuck, even my ibm model m has a name 'round the house : richard a.k.a. dick, for the persistant annoyance obv.
assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 17:32:44; ascii_field: the no-dick system
mircea_popescu: up there they got dat nodick system yo!
ascii_field: the no-dick system ☟︎
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-10-2015#1310664 << Dick Masterson? http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115020 ☝︎☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2010/08/love_the_way_you_lie_with_me.html << in which tlp understands why castrated pencildicks can't compete.
trinque: or suck dick?
BingoBoingo: So before it gets to that debate you have to ask yourself "Am I that much of a pretentious dick" or am I going to trust the reading software to know.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: It's html, there is no second space. Browser enforces that unless you a a dick who adds a second &nbsp
mircea_popescu: wanna bet some random conclave of derpy 40yo pencildick assistants do all the "being" sumner redstone ?
ascii_field: and other dickensisms
pete_dushenski: you'd think a comment about dick pills would've ended up in the 'how to suck a cock' but nope, ended up in 'jennifer lawrence needs to grow up' piece :)
shinohai: Whereas rich or poor, you still get dick-pill spam pete_dushenski
assbot: Logged on 14-10-2015 22:25:37; pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-10-2015#1298978 << what's sketchy about a gaming platform whose users want to suck its dick, all nice and sloppy like ? http://www.contravex.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Trustpilot-Id-suck-your-dick-all-nice-and-sloppy-like.png
BingoBoingo: Tre Mason can eat a dick though. Wasn't for that asshole Mizzou would have had an SEC Championship.
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-10-2015#1298978 << what's sketchy about a gaming platform whose users want to suck its dick, all nice and sloppy like ? http://www.contravex.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Trustpilot-Id-suck-your-dick-all-nice-and-sloppy-like.png ☝︎☟︎
trinque: the apartment I just looked into, my dick ripped my pants
BingoBoingo: <phf> trinque: "psychological addiction" i.e. combination of poor impulse control and boredom, that turns into compulsive behavior << This creates Hamplanets. Exact same feedback loop, but subb McDick's
mircea_popescu: it is conceivable, if the same pencildicks keep on with the tail up, "regulate" blablabla that we WILL have a market in stolen daughters traded around to prove a point for a few years.