⏐︎ 4780
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38404 @ 0.00052246 = 20.0646 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: http://49.media.tumblr.com/0e5c806b064214158a05a3b82789b74d/tumblr_n7b42nUNPe1qhs0yco1_500.gif << gotta admit those ho-cut jeans are pretty cool.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1OEjYcm )
BingoBoingo: https://i.imgur.com/KdZRj7f.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1RkPjDn )
BingoBoingo: https://i.imgur.com/vD3grWb.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1RkPnDd )
asciilifeform wants to unsee
asciilifeform: for fucks sake
asciilifeform: at least mircea_popescu posts pics of ~perfectly healthy~ uninteresting organs
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-12-2015#1335270 << poor ol' no-dicks getting bulldozered by the cheap petro (itself a usg-saudi project, last-ditch hitler's bunker bid to sink ru economy) ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 01-12-2015 23:34:13; ben_vulpes: https://gcaptain.com/norway-faces-bleak-year-offshore << no-dick system on the rocks
BingoBoingo: * asciilifeform wants to unsee << Your OCR works fine, but your dice are unlucky
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: not sure there's a 'usg' side of the saudi project.
pete_dushenski: seems like a straight survival play for the saudi monarchy
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: how does cheapening help saud ?
asciilifeform: if anything, it prolongs life of usg at the expense of pretty much everybody else
pete_dushenski: cheapening doesn't help saud, maintaining revenue base helps saud ☟︎
asciilifeform: ah
asciilifeform: what'd be wrong with a chinese revenue base
asciilifeform: ?
pete_dushenski: decreased revenue would be death for saudis far sooner than for alberta, texas, etc.
pete_dushenski: much more fragile
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: what do the chinese have to do with this ?
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: alternate market
asciilifeform: (substitute for a dead usa)
pete_dushenski: not sure i follow...
pete_dushenski: china's part of the global market like everyone else
pete_dushenski: their demand is part of the global demand, which is plateauing if not decreasing
asciilifeform: was answer to http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-12-2015#1335290 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 02-12-2015 01:22:06; pete_dushenski: cheapening doesn't help saud, maintaining revenue base helps saud
asciilifeform: from my admittedly-limited but not entirely nonexistent meatwot intelligence - saud is not actually sovereign: all of the princelings speak english, a good chunk live in and never leave usa, park their moneys in nato.
asciilifeform: muppet state.
ben_vulpes: does your intel tell you how many of the kids can be trivially sacrificed?
asciilifeform: mno.
ben_vulpes: low oil prices do not *help* the states.
asciilifeform: the time to sacrifice'em is ~before~ they inherit the various thrones and sub-thrones though.
pete_dushenski: alas, i have to be off for the eve, cheers gents !
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: it is strictly, strictly for nailing ru.
ben_vulpes: saud vs ru?
ben_vulpes: and decreased revenue death for saud before tejas? gimme a break.
ben_vulpes: tejas already cannot afford infrastructure investment.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15706 @ 0.00051358 = 8.0663 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9900 @ 0.00051413 = 5.0899 BTC [+]
jurov: anyone with foundation node, can you check if it says most recent block 000000000000000009e3 is bastard (and 1 block before it)?
jurov: restart fixed it, most likely just my memory corruption.. jus' asking
jurov: https://www.darkwallet.is/bip16-17.html feels so weird to revisit this stuff years after
assbot: The Truth behind BIP 16 and 17 | Bitcoin Media ... ( http://bit.ly/1OEqpfk )
jurov: (0.5.4 supports neither)
asciilifeform: eh, just when i thought jurov had it licked
jurov: i had what?
asciilifeform: the tx deallocation thing
mircea_popescu: not so, i once even posted a totally flat penis in between two acrylic boards
asciilifeform: hm.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu winz again it seems.
mircea_popescu: plus that mangled one that looked like a snail
asciilifeform: uh
asciilifeform now remembers this also.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41500 @ 0.00051358 = 21.3136 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> ben_vulpes: it is strictly, strictly for nailing ru. << no it's not dood. first off, it's for nailing the us. which it splendidly did, put obama's faint attempt at reindustrialization squarely in the air.
mircea_popescu: but more broadly, it's a bid for survival. for as long as they still have oil reserves, the risk of oil no longer being used is much larger than the "loss" of selling it cheap.
asciilifeform: once you subtract the eco-lysenkoist claptrap (e.g., 'renewable') - what's left is, what, fischer-tropsch? the fission machines that the west has forgotten how to build or maintain ?
asciilifeform: so where is 'risk of not being used' in petro ?
mircea_popescu: nuclear.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu should enjoy the low background of the southern hem. while it lasts then...
mircea_popescu: if the decision is made to actually switch to electricity, with the few trn worth of industrial adjustments this would take, oil could in fact be a curio in two decades.
mircea_popescu: no more truck haulage ; no more cars for the plebs - either tesla or bycicle
asciilifeform has always wondered why, precisely, this never happens
mircea_popescu: it's a definite possibility, one the nato spent 20 years+ at assembling
mircea_popescu: currently it isn't happening because oil went to 20 and cut them at the knees
mircea_popescu: oil is definitely one of those things that you either have the si fab or forget about it.
mircea_popescu: so once it's gone, it's gone.
mircea_popescu: strategically speasking, the decision to firesell it was unavoidable. which is why ru and sa are still best buttbudies
mircea_popescu: ironically, the move would actually stand a decent chance at fixing the us.
mircea_popescu: they can't actually maintain the road infrastructure. they could, perhaps, be able to run decent railroad instead. it's a degree of magnitude cheaper.
asciilifeform: it blew me away when i learned that usa, home of the original mega-railroads, was today a rail-backwater like africa
asciilifeform: hell, iirc india today has more active track than usa.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: nato put some sweat into electro-catalytic synthesis of jet fuel, etc. but usa lives and dies by the 'plebes in cars' thing. and if there's been any serious push against this, it is a very well-kept secret
asciilifeform: public transport here, esp. outside of the handful of mega-conurbations, is a joke.
asciilifeform: 'PSS is harder to implement because it uses randomness -- randomness is hard on many embedded systems like smart cards. The most proclaimed advantage of PSS is that it has a "security proof" with, apparently, a rather tight reduction (see this page for some references). Security proofs are not an easy subject; the proof for OAEP (the encryption padding which is like the "sister protocol" to PSS) was found out to be wrong by Sh
asciilifeform: oup and then repaired again by Fujisaki, Okamoto, Pointcheval and Stern....'
asciilifeform: forfuxxsake
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22331 @ 0.00051836 = 11.5755 BTC [+] {2}
phf: kakobrekla: hey, so log entry #1314006 has a handful of newlines in the entry itself. what's the convention there? \n\t\t as line continuation?
BingoBoingo: "On a personal "hate ramen noodles and tuna" level, I agree. But my good-for-project-good-for-the-world side says the OpenBSD Foundation is more effective at growing the contribution pie and in particular funding the hackathons where great work happens." - Theo De Raadt ☟︎
mircea_popescu: i rest.
mircea_popescu: he could be alf word for word
mircea_popescu: "this makes no sense but i'm going to be insane nevertheless - anything, anything just as long as i stay depersonalized kthx"
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24414 @ 0.00050859 = 12.4167 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up Duffer1
Duffer1: am i the only one having probs lately w/ freenode?
BingoBoingo: No everyone is/has problems
trinque: Duffer1: see logs; ample discussion of ddos
asciilifeform: mirce_popescu et al : if i ever dementia into the 'the hackathons where great work happens' level plz take me behind the shed & shoot. k thx
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18295 @ 0.00050855 = 9.3039 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18850 @ 0.00051537 = 9.7147 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11000 @ 0.00050854 = 5.5939 BTC [-] {2}
phf: kakobrekla: hey, uploaded log files are busted, title fetches done by assbot have extra newlines, that correspond to newlines in the title. here's affected entry ids, http://paste.lisp.org/display/163299 ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1O2EQY3 )
punkman: phf, did you find my unicode horrors yet?
punkman: http://henrycountyreport.com/blog/2015/12/01/leaked-documents-reveal-dothan-police-department-planted-drugs-on-young-black-men-for-years-district-attorney-doug-valeska-complicit/
assbot: Leaked Documents Reveal Dothan Police Department Planted Drugs on Young Black Men For Years, District Attorney Doug Valeska Complicit | The Henry County Report ... ( http://bit.ly/1N34BYe )
BingoBoingo: CIVIL WAR https://archive.is/BqlXA
assbot: Illinois AG: DOJ should look at Chicago PD | MSNBC ... ( http://bit.ly/1N34KuA )
BingoBoingo: Illinois State vs. Chicago
punkman: http://imgur.com/gallery/kSv4f
assbot: Brazilian Fukushima - Album on Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1Nnrjtr )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25779 @ 0.00051709 = 13.3301 BTC [+] {3}
punkman: http://i.imgur.com/o9VtAlO.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1OwpfnW )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13367 @ 0.00051839 = 6.9293 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11300 @ 0.00052075 = 5.8845 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37100 @ 0.00052146 = 19.3462 BTC [+] {4}
asciilifeform: http://blogs.reuters.com/great-debate/2015/11/26/want-to-move-your-tank-battalion-to-take-on-a-threat-natos-got-a-form-for-that << from the lulzfarmz
assbot: Want to move your tank battalion to take on a threat? NATO’s got a form for that. ... ( http://bit.ly/1YHm13Y )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44886 @ 0.00052152 = 23.4089 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43792 @ 0.00051858 = 22.7097 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21874 @ 0.0005174 = 11.3176 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20381 @ 0.00052152 = 10.6291 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: 'By coming forward almost a decade later after these letters, this group of officers who witnessed drugs and weapons being planted and had the moral courage to bravely do the right thing are hoping the United States Department of Justice will intervene. The want a specially appointed federal prosecutor, from outside the state of Alabama....'
asciilifeform: ahahahaha l0l
asciilifeform: !s gendarmerie
assbot: 26 results for 'gendarmerie' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=gendarmerie
asciilifeform: on schedule.
asciilifeform: and of course, known to every su schoolboy, the canonical: 'Изуверскими делами Он теперь известен всем - В диком штате Алабаме Страшный город Бирмингем....' (tm) (r) (mihalkov)
asciilifeform: 'Город гнева, город стона, / Где во тьме горят кресты, / Где ты будешь вне закона / На глазах у Вашингтона, / Если кожей черен ты!'
asciilifeform: but the timez have a-changed.
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 87500 @ 0.00052431 = 45.8771 BTC [+] {5}
punkman: re: text steganography http://www.semantilog.org/biblingsteg/
assbot: the semantilog project ... ( http://bit.ly/1Rmyg3K )
jurov: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/article25161682.html china submarine steganography :DDD
assbot: China may be trying to hide its submarines in the South China Sea | Miami Herald ... ( http://bit.ly/1YHRX8u )
punkman: https://archive.is/34zMO "That would mean investors are valuing Yahoo’s core business at less than zero if the Asian assets were spun out tax-free." ☟︎
assbot: Yahoo Board to Weigh Sale of Internet Business - WSJ ... ( http://bit.ly/1YHS4B0 )
mircea_popescu: el internete no funcciona!!1\
mircea_popescu: jurov qntra shares deposited. (including my batch. i have no idea why i had been doing the splitting, but anyway. no more.)
jurov: so, i'm to push your shares somewhere, too?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8284 @ 0.00052433 = 4.3435 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: yeah, to my kjey.
mircea_popescu: 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452
jurov: isee
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30516 @ 0.00052434 = 16.0008 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: kthx
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-12-2015#1335410 << this happens to be a correct valuation. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 02-12-2015 14:56:30; punkman: https://archive.is/34zMO "That would mean investors are valuing Yahoo’s core business at less than zero if the Asian assets were spun out tax-free."
mircea_popescu: “What we want is like a military Schengen zone,” the three-star U.S. general said, referring to the border-free travel regime adopted by most European Union countries. “Right now refugees can move across Europe faster than military convoys.”
mircea_popescu: bwhgahaha.
mircea_popescu: since oh i dunno, the fucking concordat of worms.
mircea_popescu: buncha outlier barbarians in temporary positions of power missing what civilisation is all about by the usual mile
mircea_popescu: this schmuck, gengis khan, whadda hell's the difference.
jurov: qntras distributed
deedbot-: [Trilema] Qntra (S.QNTR) November 2015 Statement - http://trilema.com/2015/qntra-sqntr-november-2015-statement/
shinohai: well
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 158931 @ 0.00051912 = 82.5043 BTC [-] {5}
shinohai: "a hub went boom" that sounds unfortunate.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46950 @ 0.00051305 = 24.0877 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18050 @ 0.00051582 = 9.3106 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 122303 @ 0.00051583 = 63.0876 BTC [+]
lobbes: lol, dat net split
shinohai: we lost assbot i think
jurov: rr
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 71300 @ 0.00051506 = 36.7238 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 115600 @ 0.00050217 = 58.0509 BTC [-] {10}
jurov: ^ i should think of better way to check if still having voice
punkman: https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c6b441_b8be85e11674493598fd5c9d6d0f6936.jpg_srz_600_463_85_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1XHqykG )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53126 @ 0.00050963 = 27.0746 BTC [+] {3}
thestringpuller: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00050016 / 0.00051594 / 0.00052434 (1594682 shares, 822.77 BTC), 7D: 0.00049466 / 0.00050721 / 0.00052434 (6344107 shares, 3,217.80 BTC), 30D: 0.00048633 / 0.00052203 / 0.00057294 (50989976 shares, 26,618.69 BTC)
thestringpuller: assbot: you okay?
ben_vulpes: ;;ping
gribble: pong
trinque: !up assbot
trinque: lol
thestringpuller: assbot must have been on wrong side of netsplit?
deedbot-: [serialized delusions] Tragedy of web security - http://explo.yt/post/2015/12/02/Tragedy-of-web-security
asciilifeform: 'I can't believe no one ever thought of a way how browser can authenticate a session without giving out secrets to anyone, including javascript.' << pgp ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5082 @ 0.0004998 = 2.54 BTC [-] {3}
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: So. Got to page 3 of dragon book.
asciilifeform: 3?!
thestringpuller: That's about as far as I can get before it looks egyptian to me.
asciilifeform: oh ferfuxxsake
asciilifeform: http://www.informatik.uni-bremen.de/agbkb/lehre/ccfl/Material/ALSUdragonbook.pdf << l337 w4r3z of 'dragon book' for anyone who doesn't have one and has nfi what we're on about
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1YIqraL )
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: if you're a complete n00b you might want to try one of andrew appel's schoolbooks
asciilifeform: andrew w. appel, 'modern compiler implementation in X' where X is one of 3 or 4 different langs (different editions)
asciilifeform: it also helps if you have something like an actual reason for doing any of this.
thestringpuller: to become more skilled?
thestringpuller: or is that not a good reason :(
asciilifeform: skilled in what
asciilifeform: writing compiler ?
thestringpuller: skilled in fundamentals.
thestringpuller: http://www.amazon.com/Modern-Compiler-Implementation-Andrew-Appel/dp/0521607655 << this looks neat
asciilifeform: it's an ok book
asciilifeform: best place to learn is still... by reading an actual compiler from 1980s or prior
asciilifeform: (and writing own, similar.)
asciilifeform: also arguably 'compiler' is two entirely separate disciplines,
asciilifeform: front-endiana (parser, lexer, ast, et al) and back-endiana (code gen, peepholer, various optimizers)
asciilifeform: they don't really have much to do with one another.
asciilifeform: but tend to get equally shoddy treatment in school on account of being jammed into same course in one semester.
asciilifeform: to see something like a quasi-readable and quasi-modern compiler, see f. bellard's 'tinycc' ( http://bellard.org/tcc/tcc-doc.html )
assbot: Tiny C Compiler Reference Documentation ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q171N1 )
thestringpuller: interesting
thestringpuller: i'm learning a lot already.
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'Yes' - Federal Reserve will raise interest rate at December FOMC meeting - http://bitbet.us/bet/1221/federal-reserve-will-raise-interest-rate-at-december/#b26
jurov: asciilifeform: how many webdevs or even W3C dudes ever thought about pgp?
jurov: and i don't ask even that, only for browser to manage session without possibility of js mucking in it ☟︎
shinohai: BingoBoingo: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/married-couple-so-fat-theyve-never-had-sex/news-story/8fe78659260e79be3806ef676cff4aa4
assbot: Married couple too fat to have sex: Husband and wife to undergo weight loss surgery ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGFRro )
punkman: jurov, browsers do have client certificates
punkman: and you can massage your GPG key into a client cert
asciilifeform: ugh
punkman: yeah it sucks
asciilifeform: aaah yeaaaah sure, sslizing my rsa key makes me ah so hot&bothered
asciilifeform: mno.
trinque: browser needs to die.
trinque: gimme the data and leave me to say what I'll do with it
asciilifeform: 'browser' is but one single pustule on a half-dead bubonic and leprous horror
trinque: no argument here.
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: stop hating on the world wide web
thestringpuller: it's the best thing the internet has to offer!
thestringpuller: now we can do everything in da javascript. the browser is da future!
asciilifeform is still waiting for browser-in-js-in-browser ☟︎
asciilifeform: though there is a js x86 box emulator, yes
punkman: asciilifeform: has been done
asciilifeform: so there is hope.
jurov: iirc they did arachne in js?
punkman: not it, but relevant http://oldweb.today/
assbot: oldweb.today ... ( http://bit.ly/1Oybvt6 )
trinque: just compile webkit for emscripten
asciilifeform: lulzy.
asciilifeform: 'Waiting for empty slot... At most 1756 user(s) ahead of you'
asciilifeform: eh.
trinque: http://s-macke.github.io/jor1k/demos/main.html?user=T9MZlHrF0x << killl meeee
assbot: jor1k: OpenRISC OR1K Javascript Emulator Running Linux With Network Support ... ( http://bit.ly/1OybFk9 )
asciilifeform: http://bellard.org/jslinux << mega-classic
assbot: Javascript PC Emulator ... ( http://bit.ly/1OybJjS )
asciilifeform: ^ x86
punkman: trinque: https://github.com/trevorlinton/webkit.js
assbot: trevorlinton/webkit.js · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1OybJQT )
asciilifeform: boots linux.
asciilifeform: (~why~ to do this, is an entirely other question, which i am unable to even begin to apprehend)
thestringpuller: what
thestringpuller: the
thestringpuller: actual fuck
thestringpuller: this linux in js comes with gcc?
asciilifeform: afaik it was a 'we do what we must, because we can' sorta thing
thestringpuller: dude I compiled a C program in javascript?
thestringpuller: Why is this a thing?
asciilifeform: other than as a demo of 'turing completeness' for schoolchildren, i can think of no actual use for this
punkman: because now you can play Golden Axe in teh browser! https://archive.org/details/msdos_Golden_Axe_1990
assbot: Golden Axe : SEGA Enterprises Ltd. : Free Streaming : Internet Archive ... ( http://bit.ly/1OydflW )
trinque: perversion is its own end for a deviant child
asciilifeform: punkman: lulzy. somebody oughta make one for 'DERIVE'
thestringpuller: i imagine trinque will buy his son a commodore 64
trinque: I played with BASIC on DOS back in the day; I can think of worse gifts.
asciilifeform: i can think of few better gifts -
asciilifeform: unless you're of the mircea_popescu or orlov school of thought, in which case better gifts include horse and kalash ☟︎
asciilifeform: (or pirate ship, etc)
punkman: why not both
asciilifeform: possibly because http://www.i-deti.ru/sites/default/files/sites/default/files/uploaded_images/illyustracii_k_basn1_0.jpeg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyegdQ )
asciilifeform: http://preemnik2008.net/img/content/i1/1939.jpg << or for moar scientific treatment!!1
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyeoKq )
asciilifeform: ^ mircea_popescu prolly had this b00k
punkman: is it a russian proverb or something?
asciilifeform: fable
asciilifeform: 'swan, pike, and crayfish'
asciilifeform: (ivan krylov, 1814)
asciilifeform: https://ru.wikisource.org/wiki/%D0%9B%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B4%D1%8C,_%D0%A9%D1%83%D0%BA%D0%B0_%D0%B8_%D0%A0%D0%B0%D0%BA_(%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2) << compl3337 t3x7
assbot: Лебедь, Щука и Рак (Крылов) — Викитека ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGKeTs )
phf: https://russianuniverse.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/caricature-based-on-swan-pike-and-crawfish-fable.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGKkul )
asciilifeform: ends: '... which one of them's at fault? / i cannot say! / but that old cart's / still there today!' -- approx.
asciilifeform: phf: l0lzz
phf: haha, that perelman illustration (re scientific take)
asciilifeform: aha, mega-b000k
punkman: one would certainly be tempted to use kalash as input device for current computars
asciilifeform: https://www.eduspb.com/public/books/nauch_pop_uch/perelman_fizika1.pdf << l337 w4r3z
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGKvWs )
asciilifeform: ^ Яков Исидорович Перельман. 'Занимательная физика.'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5491 @ 0.00049546 = 2.7206 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: punkman: quite!
phf: also http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-08-2015#1255220 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 29-08-2015 05:44:47; phf: (entire perelman archive in djvu http://publ.lib.ru/ARCHIVES/P/PEREL'MAN_Yakov_Isidorovich/_Perel'man_Ya.I..html, probably of interest only for ascii)
asciilifeform: ^ better
asciilifeform: !s djvu
assbot: 33 results for 'djvu' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=djvu
asciilifeform: (for anyone who does not know what subj. is, or why)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51577 @ 0.00049546 = 25.5543 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35600 @ 0.00049751 = 17.7114 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: !ticker m s.qntr
assbot: [MPEX:S.QNTR] 1D: 0.00022489 / 0.00022659 / 0.00023 (3000 shares, 0.68 BTC), 7D: 0.00022489 / 0.00026036 / 0.0003002 (5543 shares, 1.44 BTC), 30D: 0.00022489 / 0.00026197 / 0.0003002 (8479 shares, 2.22 BTC)
lobbes: http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/02/us/san-bernardino-shooting/index.html
assbot: San Bernardino shooting: Suspects on the loose - CNN.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGLbuN )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 103700 @ 0.0004935 = 51.176 BTC [-] {8}
punkman: http://telecom.kz/en/news/view/18729
assbot: Kazakhtelecom ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGLs14 )
asciilifeform: meanwhile, on headzoff.com.... http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/02/middleeast/isis-russian-beheading-claim
assbot: ISIS video shows beheading of alleged Russian spy - CNN.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGLsOt )
asciilifeform: punkman: 'kazahstan!! greatest country in the world! all other countries are run by little gurlz!!11' (tm) (r) ('borat')
asciilifeform: moar relevantly,
asciilifeform: 'national swimming pool!... ...filtration system, a marvel to behold! it removes eighty percent of hyooooman soooolid waaaaste!1111'
thestringpuller: that's fucking gross
thestringpuller: just stop peeing in the pool
asciilifeform: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-17491344 << megaclassic
assbot: Borat anthem stuns Kazakh gold medallist in Kuwait - BBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGLLZJ )
trinque: ahaha... wd to the troll responsible
thestringpuller: https://bitcoinmagazine.com/articles/bitcoin-mining-pool-f-pool-discus-fish-maintains-bip-not-an-option-1449003767 << Coinbase CEO states, we have miner support; Chinese say fuck you.
asciilifeform: aaaah yeah, i was wondering where the ph0rk w4rz folks went
asciilifeform: evidently - still with us.
thestringpuller: more of a cold war, that doesn't matter
thestringpuller: since unlike the nuclear powers of the 60's; these people just have a fake "fork it now" button rather than an actual fork ICBM launcher
BingoBoingo: "The most important function of any locking mechanism is deterrence." >> http://www.csoonline.com/article/3010200/physical-security/skip-the-picks-expert-uses-hammer-to-open-a-master-lock.html
assbot: Skip the picks, expert uses hammer to open a Master Lock | CSO Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyhG06 )
asciilifeform: hammer << why not dynamite then.
punkman: the one time I saw a locksmith work, it was hammer time
asciilifeform: aah l0l apparently this is a 'bumping' demo.
asciilifeform: bumping is ancient history.
asciilifeform: (essentially random walk brute force attack for shitty pin tumbler locks)
asciilifeform: a vibrating dildo, or electro-toothbrush, with needle taped on, works for this trick
punkman: vibrating toothbrush (or dildo) works great for bumping
BingoBoingo: Seriously the bullshit though. It's like FU, the most important job of the lock is sparking the thermite!
punkman: lol
jurov: http://hiddenlolcdn.com/i/53773.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyhUEG )
asciilifeform owns ~this~ hammer, l0l
BingoBoingo: lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60750 @ 0.00050586 = 30.731 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: at any rate padlocks are really a ceremonial item
asciilifeform: meant to signal that something was not merely left to be picked up and taken home by whoever
punkman: so are door locks?
asciilifeform: (ianal. ^ this may or may not mean anything in your jurisdiction)
asciilifeform: if we lived in 18th c. britain, prior to the ban of security boobytraps, a frag would be an interesting item to build into a padlock ☟︎
asciilifeform: (what kind of trigger? use your imagination)
asciilifeform: sadly they lacked modern brissant explosives. but think how picturesque.
punkman: relevant game, http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-01-2015#999995 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 31-01-2015 10:40:29; punkman: http://thecastledoctrine.net/buy.php
trinque: this guy is a terrible narrator
trinque: game looks fun
thestringpuller: so conformal went full loco
thestringpuller: btcd is going to pull in BIP-101
asciilifeform: as if the shitlang weren't enough
asciilifeform: while we're doing shitware,
asciilifeform: https://code.google.com/p/google-compute-engine/issues/detail?id=87 << lulzy
assbot: Issue 87 - google-compute-engine - UDP Packet Fragments cannot be reassembled - Google Compute Engine issue tracker - Google Project Hosting ... ( http://bit.ly/1lwKQkE )
asciilifeform: ' Issue 87:UDP Packet Fragments cannot be reassembled'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20000 @ 0.00049394 = 9.8788 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: Ah yes. I encountered this in our infrastructure (we use google cloud)
thestringpuller: relevant discussion? https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10578122
asciilifeform is quite glad that he does not need this for anything nor ever will
thestringpuller: cause fortunately you aren't a "web developer"
thestringpuller: but I got bills to pay too
ben_vulpes: KILLER OF THE MIND
thestringpuller: ugh. it'd be funnier if it wasn't my life the past 3 years.
asciilifeform has gone from the 'omfg how do i pay teh billz' to 'omfg which of these outfits should i sign with' in past week or so
thestringpuller: even if i got multiple job offers I still got bills to pay in the meanwhile!
asciilifeform: eh there are worse things than web dev
thestringpuller: for instance?
asciilifeform: idk, fellating syphilitic cocks flattened between mircea_popescu's plexiglass plank press plates, for a penny/hour ?
asciilifeform: filleting kittenz for obamitler's table ?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: more reversing?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: some of those. also a shop where maths are done.
asciilifeform: will prolly go with the latter, it has a '17-y.o-accessibility-factor' of close to 0 and thereby appealing
thestringpuller: 17 y/o's regularly enter your workspace as of now?
asciilifeform: !s 17 y.o.
assbot: 15 results for '17 y.o.' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=17+y.o.
asciilifeform: !s 19 y.o.
assbot: 18 results for '19 y.o.' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=19+y.o.
asciilifeform: ^ possibly more pertinent
thestringpuller: i see. you poor bastard.
thestringpuller: i know how much you hate teenagers.
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: shorthand for software lemon markets as described by e. naggum
asciilifeform: i don't have teenagers, or pensioners for that matter,
asciilifeform: but have no desire to turn into an older, less 120hr/wk-capable, and less-enthusiastic version of the typical teenage wage slave.
asciilifeform: (and i think this was in an old thread, so i won't waste space here elaborating)
asciilifeform: *i don't hate
shinohai: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3v1qv5/488_btc_was_stolen_from_me_but_how/cxjrv0w?context=3 <<< priceless
assbot: arkanoah comments on 4.88 BTC was stolen from me, BUT HOW?! ... ( http://bit.ly/1NIgc4A )
asciilifeform: l0l re wandering decimal point
shinohai: "Did you download a pirated copy of fallout 4?"
asciilifeform: and... RUN MOAR WINBLOWZ!1111
shinohai: hue
asciilifeform: imbeciles
asciilifeform: from the commentz, 'Then keep your coins with Coinbase or Circle. They aren't fly-by-night orgs and unless you're %100 confident in your knowledge of how bitcoins move and are secured there is no reason to even try.'
asciilifeform: ahahaha.
shinohai: Such a collection of stellar advice.
asciilifeform: such as 'People are going to use Windows or Apple operating systems when it comes to mainstream computing. And even if they didn't and we all went linux, there would still be targeting and hacks of this sort.'
asciilifeform: one is left to wonder where these brilliant minds get coin in the first place ☟︎
ben_vulpes: they buy it, like anyone else lol
asciilifeform would've guessed begging
shinohai: Most likely on the aforementioned coinbase, dirty coins
asciilifeform: dirty ?
asciilifeform: dirty how, they went into somebody's arse ?
shinohai: they track coins
asciilifeform: ask mircea_popescu about 'tracking taint' some time, for bonus l0l
asciilifeform: he had a spiffy article, whose name escapes me presently
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5466 @ 0.00049393 = 2.6998 BTC [-] {2}
shinohai: ;;later tell mircea_popescu please point me to the above-mentioned article, thanx
gribble: The operation succeeded.
thestringpuller: Coinbase made an exchange cause they couldn't make money being a broker.
thestringpuller: More using microscopes to hammer nails.
danielpbarron: ;;google site:trilema.com there is no such thing as bitcoin taint
gribble: Guidance : There Is No Such Thing As Bitcoin Taint. - Mircea Popescu: <http://trilema.com/guidance-there-is-no-such-thing-as-bitcoin-taint>; O hai let me verify your identity! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2014/o-hai-let-me-verify-your-identity/>; In defense of the troll on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2014/in-defense-of-the- (1 more message)
lobbes: shinohai ^^^
danielpbarron: so this latest "mass shooting" apparently targeted a holiday party in a state office building
danielpbarron: 3 shooters rather than the usual 1
lobbes: wasn't it some 'developmental disability' center?
shinohai: http://telecom.kz/en/news/view/18729 <<< Glorious nation of Kazakhstan will allow politiburo to mitm you.
assbot: Kazakhtelecom ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGLs14 )
mircea_popescu: mmm
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-12-2015#1335485 << browsers EXIST for js, what are you talking about ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 02-12-2015 20:34:14; jurov: and i don't ask even that, only for browser to manage session without possibility of js mucking in it
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-12-2015#1335501 <<< iirc this was done. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 02-12-2015 20:57:00; *: asciilifeform is still waiting for browser-in-js-in-browser
mircea_popescu: as was "db implementation in sql"
mircea_popescu: the lulz of that "oldweb.today" thing : i can't click the bnuttons to select a browser.
mircea_popescu: apparently it thinks i don't need its services, huh