⏐︎ 6176
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punkman: mircea_popescu: last link scrolls down the page, but no highlight whatsoever
mircea_popescu: god damned web
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 77750 @ 0.00057394 = 44.6238 BTC [+] {2}
punkman: http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2016/02/17/software-detects-ceo-emotions-predicts-financial-performance/
assbot: Software Detects CEO Emotions, Predicts Financial Performance - Digits - WSJ ... ( http://bit.ly/1KYpOat )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 84950 @ 0.00057436 = 48.7919 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: i wonder if it can also play go with the ceo.
asciilifeform: l0l!
mircea_popescu: maybe it could not only detect ceo emotions and play go with it,
mircea_popescu: but also suck his cock
mircea_popescu: behold alf, pygmallion made his woman, at long last!
mircea_popescu: her name is aiee.
phf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8dldLG_ZhI
assbot: Weird Science (2/12) Movie CLIP - Making a Girl (1985) HD - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1LwgpSl )
mircea_popescu: meanwhile there's literally one million life coaching/business tecniques/seductionining/blabla "experts" that'll teach anyone how to be a mega everything + successful.
mircea_popescu: it's almost like living in the greek world cca right before the barbarians took over, nobody does anything except rhetorics coaching.
asciilifeform: i thought it was nobody does anything but pasture and a couplea pederasts rhetorize
mircea_popescu: same thing.
asciilifeform: incidentally when i unearthed a pile of '30s-'50s american popular whatever-the-fuck-mechanics american magazines, they were full of ads for same
mircea_popescu: yeah, but back then there was a significant commercial and liberal professional class that kept it at bay, and a large contingent of ex soldiers, ie, people with direct experience.
mircea_popescu: nowadays, anglo world is pretty much entirely made out of people who read about things ; and usually on retardopedia.
asciilifeform: no shortage of ex-soldiers today
mircea_popescu: quite the shortage.
mircea_popescu: compare the number of people who sat in a trench cca 1950 with the number of people who sat in a trench today (ie, 0 - and no, air conditioned crapola doesn't count.)
asciilifeform: among the folks i work with is a fella who sat in, i believe, a genuine trench
asciilifeform: but granted, this is the exception.
cazalla: ;; later tell gabriel_laddel is morphine paleo or what? seriously though, seems terrible advice for most people, don't see how it'd be anything other than a short term solution leading to bigger problems
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: in other news, i'm kinda curious to see how long until a brave psychologist comes up with the interesting theory that overmotivation produces more stress than anything else, and overselfconfidence produces derealization more than anything else. "i know how to resolve the epidemic of stress+derealization! demotivate and undermine confidence in people!!1"
cazalla: and apologies for drunken antics last night, had been quite a while since imbibing
mircea_popescu: (ftr derealization is the psychotic situation of the mind that imagines wikipedia is relevant.)
mircea_popescu: cazalla gotta be careful with teh hate speech, isn't it illegal in australia ?
cazalla: yeah, hence waking up thinking what did i say lol
mircea_popescu: in other automotive news, some dudes found some lost ais! http://45.media.tumblr.com/7395a7aed479216b428b227839d80468/tumblr_n7e3e6zO7M1qlne6uo1_400.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/24dpWcr )
gabrielradio: ;;later tell pete_dushenski hey pete, here's the pimping guide, imma handle the other requests too http://www.radio.gg/how-to-be-a-pimp-a-simple-comprehensible-and-exhaustive-guide/
assbot: How to be a pimp – a simple, comprehensible and exhaustive guide – radio.gg ... ( http://bit.ly/24dpYkN )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu looks, no trackback. damn wordpress is next to useless.
mircea_popescu: gabrielradio does it say it's sent ?
gabrielradio: lemme see
mircea_popescu: also, much better about page. name, pic, pgp key. a cv even won't hurt.
mircea_popescu: !rated gabrielradio
assbot: You rated user gabrielradio on 14-Oct-2015, with a rating of 2, and supplied these additional notes: Apprentice Trilema translator.. ☟︎☟︎
gabrielradio: roger that
mircea_popescu: oh and - consider giving eulora a try ? huge demand for noobs atm, can make a satoshi or two rather easily.
gabrielradio: yea, i should probably wander a bit more there too
gabrielradio: then again, i should probably wander a bit more irl too. maybe to buenos aires for some mp mentoring :D
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mircea_popescu: ha
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 387348 @ 0.00056544 = 219.0221 BTC [-] {3}
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phf: i just got a word document with a virus in it. i didn't know this was still a thing
danielpbarron: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbiyhGsUYAAOxqK.jpg:large >> 69-11 NEVER FORGET!
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/20HJ5ih )
pete_dushenski: gabrielradio: cheers! and wd on the blog in general. looking forward to more
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: "giving her a choice in how pay her penalty." << ftc piece ☟︎
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: fxd
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-02-2016#1409720 << just nuts eh ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-02-2016 18:43:17; BingoBoingo: Nearly 40 million in penalties settled for ~160 kilodollars
pete_dushenski: well, peanuts
BingoBoingo: Exactly, scamnuts, because they are really just fucking beans.
pete_dushenski: plant em, climb em, steal golden harp, repeat.
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-02-2016#1409735 << megalol ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-02-2016 18:49:32; linton_s_dawson: If done properly it may get enough traffic to earn from advertisement? And then distribute earnings to contributors.
pete_dushenski: b-a ~already~ tops googbot charts
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> among the folks i work with is a fella who sat in, i believe, a genuine trench << Decline was from double digit portion of the poplution to low single digits
phf: fwiw when i posted patches url here, had googbot crawling the pages within ~minutes~
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Where did that come from?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 272984 @ 0.00056595 = 154.4953 BTC [-] {3}
danielpbarron: found on twatter
BingoBoingo: ic
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-02-2016#1409898 << what perhaps stands to reason is that some of us can't do better ;/ ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-02-2016 22:42:13; mircea_popescu: why do all you people have multiple kids with the same woman ? doesn't it stand to reason ...
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-02-2016#1409916 << ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-02-2016 22:44:46; ben_vulpes: poor and happy
pete_dushenski: 'Poor and content is rich and rich enough, But riches fineless is as poor as winter To him that ever fears he shall be poor.'
phf: BingoBoingo: i think that's johnny ryan, he just generally does shock comics
BingoBoingo: ah
phf: shit like https://www.vice.com/read/check-out-the-hottest-new-tv-shows-of-2015-0000560-v22n1
assbot: Check Out the Hottest New TV Shows of 2015! | VICE | United States ... ( http://bit.ly/20HKbue )
pete_dushenski: 'http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-02-2016#1409930 << mega-classic ☝︎
BingoBoingo: phf: So when can we expect you to make your qntra debut?
pete_dushenski: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Dynamixion_car_by_Buckminster_Fuller_1933_%28side_views%29.jpg << though if you want a family hauler that's truly special, it's hard to beat the dymaxion, even if it's a bit of a, shall we say, tricky steet
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/20HKnd9 )
phf: at some point, when i have something to write about. i would've liked to do minsky eulogy for example, but i knew very little about the guy
pete_dushenski: http://photovalet.com/data/comps/VBS/VBSV01P08_16B.0168.jpg << if you need to escape usistan across the bering straight, this is your ticket.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/20HKzZV )
mod6: haha
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: http://fullerdomehome.org/about << I have no idea if they actually got Bucky's house out of crates and reassembled it yet.
assbot: About - The RBF Dome Home in Carbondale, Illinois ... ( http://bit.ly/20HKDZA )
BingoBoingo: note: picture on that page is not Bucky's house, but SIU arena.
BingoBoingo: Seriously though House that readily fits in crates is awfully portable. Live like a modern mongolian.
pete_dushenski: yurtlyf!
phf: there's also hexayurt, which is a bit more practical then geodesic dome
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: picture if he lived today... usenet crackpottery, drink, early grave?
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-02-2016#1409946 << you are a well connected fellow arentcha ;) ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-02-2016 22:50:46; phf: the thing that was in few years back-- vw type 2 conversions for road life, i.e. gutting insides, putting offroad suspension. i know at least two people who's been living like that past few years
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Depends on when he came of age today. Perhaps google blogspot crackpottery followed by IRC drink, then grave?
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-02-2016#1410048 << 'how much is penalty?' 'Not how much, but how many, penalty is in number of mountings!' (tm) (r) (mircea_popescu) ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-02-2016 03:13:39; pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: "giving her a choice in how pay her penalty." << ftc piece
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: do you mind if i ask what you pay for your baltic dedi box and what its specs are ?
pete_dushenski: that is
mircea_popescu: phf> fwiw when i posted patches url here, had googbot crawling the pages within ~minutes~ << yeah, trilema is well loved, by now rubbed off on qntra and b-a log, if you keep quality venue (by text and frequency, i dun think i have to explain what is machine-quality, just watch the go player thing) it'll rub off further, guaranteed.
mircea_popescu: which is part of why "keep blogs".
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski you recall, that's the 1/4 tb ram thing that was going to phuctor
mircea_popescu: spoeaking of which alf... ☟︎
pete_dushenski: o.O
pete_dushenski: i didn't realise that they were one and the same
pete_dushenski: then i'm already aware of the specs and that it costs ~1btc/mo ;/
mircea_popescu: a shade under.
mircea_popescu: but considering i own computers that have less hdd...
pete_dushenski: btc is also up a hair since october
pete_dushenski: speaking of fiat volatility, how is it that s.mpoe takes a 'tech' expenditure of Tech, 24.87832294 BTC every month for the last ~year regardless of exchange rate ?
mircea_popescu: it's in the reports at some point
mircea_popescu: bout a year ago.
pete_dushenski: aha. will dig.
pete_dushenski: "The remaining 24.87832294 BTC will be a recurring fee to maintain the hardware. Further one-off expenditure may be incurred as needed, we're by now running a rather complex setup including numerous servers and that simply means one can not ever have any peace." << july 2014 report
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: "acolo pe tita nenorocitei in discutie" << please to help translate to engrish
mircea_popescu: "there on the tit of the unfortunate [woman] under discussion"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 239431 @ 0.00057497 = 137.6656 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54700 @ 0.00057253 = 31.3174 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47113 @ 0.00057253 = 26.9736 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 399135 | Current Difficulty: 1.4411644784734866E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 399167 | Next Difficulty In: 32 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 4 hours, 27 minutes, and 54 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: cheers
pete_dushenski: and now, your moment of zen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SADub7W22Zg
assbot: Chris Martin Carpool Karaoke - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/21cBJFx )
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25351 @ 0.00056652 = 14.3618 BTC [+]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58600 @ 0.0005727 = 33.5602 BTC [+] {2}
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53100 @ 0.00057275 = 30.413 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43450 @ 0.00057275 = 24.886 BTC [-]
punkman: http://www.smartnootropics.co.uk/the-psychoactive-substances-act-2016/ lulzy ☟︎
assbot: The Psychoactive Substances Act 2016 ... ( http://bit.ly/1LwI1Xz )
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33550 @ 0.00057185 = 19.1856 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 96136 @ 0.00057185 = 54.9754 BTC [-]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 102957 @ 0.00056438 = 58.1069 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 209143 @ 0.00056344 = 117.8395 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 108900 @ 0.00056344 = 61.3586 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: phf i'm getting such docs all the time. and requests for missing bitcoins with screenshot.scr or paypal funds with attached paypal.rar
jurov: and invoices
jurov: and ...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 96058 @ 0.00055848 = 53.6465 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 82650 @ 0.00055599 = 45.9526 BTC [-] {2}
shinohai: http://newyork.backpage.com/Datelines/sexy-and-young-colombian-girl-webcam-for-bitcoins/73754141
assbot: Sexy and young colombian girl webcam for bitcoins - New York Adult web site directory - backpage.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1SEkStY )
jurov: http://fusion.net/story/270002/colombias-top-cop-resigns-amid-male-prostitution-scandal/
assbot: Colombia’s top cop resigns amid male prostitution scandal | Fusion ... ( http://bit.ly/1SEkX0v )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 66000 @ 0.00056208 = 37.0973 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform btw the mystery of the inverter is solved : the thing has about 21kw worth of lead-acid cells, capable of powering the output at nominal draw for half an hour or twenty minutes or something.
mircea_popescu: ie, if your engine runs out you have a moment to do something. like add more gas or w/e
jurov: til mircea_popescu draws 21 kW
mircea_popescu: jurov it's rated for 40ish actually ; and you gotta understand inductive loads.
jurov: the battery is then about 40 kW*0.5 h = 20 kWh . you have 20kWh worth of lead cells at home?
jurov: care to snap a pic?
jurov: It's about a full cabinet, about a metric ton
mircea_popescu: i'm busy an' it's raining, just try to imagine 40 truck batteries stacked or something.
mircea_popescu: and yes, thing has its own wheels and sits outside, not indoor unit.
mircea_popescu: who the fuck keeps a generator indoors. ☟︎
jurov: ok, i was talking about batteries
mircea_popescu: for one thing, you'll die.
mircea_popescu: it's inside somewhere, i've never seen them.
jurov: oh, in bsas no problem to keep batteries outdoors, too
mircea_popescu: man, every vehicle you ever saw moving has a 100-200-500W battery inside, wut. ☟︎
jurov: don't let us confuse watts and watthours
mircea_popescu: the thing has about 21kw worth of lead-acid cells << let us not.
mircea_popescu: oh.
mircea_popescu: yeah yeah, 21 joules. fine, fine.
jurov: calories!
mircea_popescu: lol
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17591 @ 0.00056208 = 9.8875 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: girl buys little adhesive tabs for notebooks,
mircea_popescu has a total ball tabbing everyone's nipples with them.
mircea_popescu: COLOR CODED SLUTS!
mod6: haha
mircea_popescu: AND i have a good chunk of bubble wrap!
mircea_popescu: oh happy days.
mircea_popescu: https://blog.freenode.net/2016/02/recent-events-and-future-changes/ << could this shit be any more vague and useless ?
assbot: Recent Events and Future Changes | staffblog ... ( http://bit.ly/1XBNkM8 )
mircea_popescu: talk about years of bad habits to break
mircea_popescu: STOP BEING ANGLOTARDS!!! ☟︎
punkman: "recent rash of high-profile staff resignations" that nobody noticed?
mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> so now with https://blog.freenode.net/2016/02/recent-events-and-future-changes/ it is probably a good time to point out that i've been trying to get you people a server for maybe three years now. are you still unable to be helped or has that bad habit of the past changed also ? kloeri ? mist ? or who do i talk to. ☟︎☟︎
assbot: Recent Events and Future Changes | staffblog ... ( http://bit.ly/1XBNkM8 )
mircea_popescu: * #freenode :Cannot send to channel ☟︎
mircea_popescu: fucking epic.
mircea_popescu: they've gotten worse.
mircea_popescu: well fuck it, i can't be arsed to debug this.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 118753 @ 0.00056869 = 67.5336 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 97097 @ 0.00057022 = 55.3667 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 399177 | Current Difficulty: 1.6349165490895926E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 401183 | Next Difficulty In: 2006 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 6 days, 11 hours, 6 minutes, and 50 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
BingoBoingo: From trades channel "<assbot> [MPEX] [D.CBSE] 2 @ 0.239 = 0.478 BTC [+]"
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-02-2016#1410185 << don't feed fleanode. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-02-2016 15:24:52; mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> so now with https://blog.freenode.net/2016/02/recent-events-and-future-changes/ it is probably a good time to point out that i've been trying to get you people a server for maybe three years now. are you still unable to be helped or has that bad habit of the past changed also ? kloeri ? mist ? or who do i talk to.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-02-2016#1410165 << i have a bank of sealed 'gel-cel' indoors. as do many many folks. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-02-2016 13:51:09; mircea_popescu: man, every vehicle you ever saw moving has a 100-200-500W battery inside, wut.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-02-2016#1410183 << do you not see the openbsd fungus here ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-02-2016 15:21:29; mircea_popescu: STOP BEING ANGLOTARDS!!!
asciilifeform: because the stench of the fungus is unmistakeable.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-02-2016#1410160 << battery banks (other than for starting the diesel!!) are typically kept indoors. sealed cells do not like to freeze, and do not like summer heat. (whereas ordinary unsealed lead-acids ~really~ do not like deep-cycling.) ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-02-2016 13:48:21; mircea_popescu: who the fuck keeps a generator indoors.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-02-2016#1410132 << iirc in germany you can't even buy vitamin c without prescription. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-02-2016 10:46:58; punkman: http://www.smartnootropics.co.uk/the-psychoactive-substances-act-2016/ lulzy
asciilifeform: but yes, expect ~all~ loopholes in 'war on drugs' to be closed, because imbecile plebes like 'bath salt'
jurov: asciilifeform: sauce? iirc i did buy vitamin c in gernamy fine
jurov: https://www.dm.de/das-gesunde-plus-vitamin-c-depot-kapseln-p4010355997579.html
assbot: DAS gesunde PLUS Vitamin C Depot-Kapseln dauerhaft günstig online kaufen | dm.de ... ( http://bit.ly/1QoUDrh )
jurov: (dm is not pharmacy)
asciilifeform: jurov: possibly i was misinformed ? nfi
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-02-2016#1410098 << on the menu for saturday..! ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-02-2016 04:38:25; mircea_popescu: spoeaking of which alf...
asciilifeform stretched pretty thin, but phuctor is a priority item atm
mircea_popescu: thin is sexy!
asciilifeform: nanofilament thin.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform> because the stench of the fungus is unmistakeable. << myeah.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if you can pick a cipher or combo of ciphers you can temporarily stomach, we can have an irc box up with pgp auth.
mircea_popescu: i dunno it's anything but low level autism by now.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah, i have that in my mental list of "already folded parachutes"
asciilifeform: (as discussed in the 'g' thread. you ask for kakobrekla-style token, and decrypt a symmetric key)
asciilifeform: the correct way to arrange this crippled gossipd affair is as an mpex-like network of proxies
mircea_popescu: prolly huh.
asciilifeform: (one falls, no prob, can connect to 17 others)
BingoBoingo: In other news Jeb Bush has apparently called his brother's nekkid shower paintings "weird"
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23964 @ 0.00056802 = 13.612 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83500 @ 0.00055402 = 46.2607 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35336 @ 0.00055747 = 19.6988 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: !up adlai
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://qntra.net/2016/02/ftc-settles-with-butterfly-labs-suspended-penalties-for-management/#comment-46670 << what do the numbers refer to ?
assbot: FTC Settles With Butterfly Labs, Suspended Penalties For Management | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1SUW9lA )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15625 @ 0.00057022 = 8.9097 BTC [+]
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: i dunno, their retarded plum book index
mircea_popescu: in further "concentration camps are the only hope for the us" news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/988d727f67722704787276edb499656e/tumblr_n64ncliQyN1qlne6uo1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1oPD33j )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu mega-optimist
asciilifeform: ~asteroid~ is the only hope for usa.
mircea_popescu: camps cheaper than asteroids.
asciilifeform: asteroid is phree, but has long delivery wait.
mircea_popescu: externalities are not free!
mircea_popescu: just like 5/0 is not =0
asciilifeform: l0l
asciilifeform: incidentally, how come mircea_popescu dislikes 'ndranghetta ? it's orcs doing healthy virile orc stuff, no ?
asciilifeform: certainly no 'pencildick' academics there..
mircea_popescu: i don't dislike IT.
mircea_popescu: nevertheless, a streetwalker is a streetwalker whether she fucks bums or healthy virile orcs.
asciilifeform: hm?
mircea_popescu: in this case, the usg took it in the ass. and the problem with whoredom is that oyu NEVER get to charge more than the least you ever charged.
mircea_popescu: consequently...
mircea_popescu: that "careful about what they don't tell you when they give you those papers to sign" cuts both ways. what the calabrese didn't tell the feds when they gave the feds those papers to sign was
asciilifeform: how does this differ from when 'scientology' infiltrated fbi and burned all files pertaining to itself (1980s) ?
mircea_popescu: that now the feds are somewhere between uganda and ethiopia as far as legal power is concerned.
mircea_popescu: why does it have to differ ?
asciilifeform: afaik it doesn't differ.
mircea_popescu: aite.
asciilifeform: but pointing out that this kind of thing is old news.
mircea_popescu: the concept of "old news" is not defined in this space.
asciilifeform: and that it only pertains to the crust of usg, not the molten iron core.
mircea_popescu: i've not even read that last line, for the record.
asciilifeform: l0l
mircea_popescu: sorry, what am i to do. you're a pretty reasonable chap with the nutty habit of spitting out 5/0=0!!1 5/0 = 0!!! at intervals.
mircea_popescu: i put a filter in, brings you straight back to humanity.
mircea_popescu: thanks god it's that simple.
asciilifeform: if you can find me how aes leaks key bits, or the spec document for 'Joseki' cipher, i'll wake up permanently.
asciilifeform: i promise.
mircea_popescu: too bad it doesn't work like that.
mircea_popescu: what's next, "if you find me a princess to marry ima stop picking my nose and eating my boogers" ?
asciilifeform: recall how they in 1990 or so 'all sov archives now open!!11' 'fine, now gimme stalin's 1938 plenum speech'
asciilifeform: 'we, umm, lost it'
mircea_popescu: https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/stalin/works/1937/03/03.htm ?
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asciilifeform: nah not this
asciilifeform: the one where he, allegedly, 'we have failed and will die'
asciilifeform: still s33kr1t.
mircea_popescu: https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/stalin/works/1938/01/18.htm ?
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asciilifeform: my point was that the available evidence (i can name 1,01+ tantalizing s33kr1ts That Make A Difference) that ~never~ have leaked and are guarded by - apparently - incorruptible aryan ss core.
mircea_popescu: nonsense.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not that one either.
asciilifeform: this is a quasi-mythical speech that was never made public.
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mircea_popescu: they're guarded by asciilifeform's unknown sons in a mausoleum on buyan, along with asciilifeform's own handmade copy of the dead sea manuscripts and still shots from his days as a fireman/pornstar.
asciilifeform falls down
mircea_popescu: the continued secrecy involving all this proves in order that asciilifeform has sons, that buyan is a place and that he used to take it in the ass with the firehose.
asciilifeform tries, futilely, to extract firehose
mircea_popescu: other things that haven't been found include the electronic raisin nuclear cheesecake, and generally speaking all manner and definitions of unknown things as defined by the people not knowing them. because FUCKING NECESSARILY!
asciilifeform: note that i did not say 'the pill for rsa' but a specific archival document that is referred to in 10,001 places in the open usg literature
asciilifeform: but has never been leaked.
asciilifeform: 'implementation of Joseki'
mircea_popescu: right.
asciilifeform: (go players don't panic, nothing to do with the game)
mircea_popescu: o when is that thing ?
mircea_popescu: next month ?
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: another example: official 'tempest' test specs.
asciilifeform: (this is also a named document, and 10,001+ copies exist, every maker of electronic junk for usg has it, but it has never been made public afaik)
asciilifeform: or the magic codez for the intel amt thing (or what, you think the nsa core is decorative ?! buyan?!)
asciilifeform: or, or.
mircea_popescu: how does this relate to the legal impotence of the usg henceforth is unclear, but w/e.
asciilifeform: doesn't.
asciilifeform: relates to the ~core~ vs ~crust~
mircea_popescu: it's merely a question of incompetence, not of will.
asciilifeform: wai wut how?
mircea_popescu: you're roughly in the position of an inept anatomist who, from his failure to obtain answers to the questions that interest him through dissection, decides the dead animal on the table is still alive,
mircea_popescu: and is actively keeping secrets from him.
asciilifeform: he isn't even wrong, the bacteria ~are~ helping to 'keep the secrets' by eating the meat
asciilifeform: which is, in an important way, still alive.
mircea_popescu: he is wrong in that he, much like a child / animist, allocates his failure to outside intent.
BingoBoingo: Just because cadeaver does not live does not mean it lacks life.
mircea_popescu: this is a 3 yo thing.
asciilifeform: if it were a fully static object, like a pile of bricks, anatomist's job would be unquestionably easier
mircea_popescu: very much besides the point.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu is of course free do define my questions, such as 'do they have the rsa pill', as uninteresting. but i find this position too martian to fully grasp with my puny earthling brain.
mircea_popescu: they do not have the "rsa pill". the block ciphers however as currently implemented are next to useless.
asciilifeform: 'block cipher' was a pixie dust creation from day 1. relic from pre-scientific age of cryptoastrology. i think we had this thread..
mircea_popescu: mk.
asciilifeform: speaking of, any more curios in the block cipher mail ?
mircea_popescu: nothing.
mircea_popescu: idiot cloud moved on to whatever it is they do, probably something to do wit hgo now.
asciilifeform: the more i look, the more clear to me that crypto is this radioactive wasteland where even birds no longer sing
mircea_popescu: funny how little actually interests these people, they can so fluently become fascinated by random things.
mircea_popescu: birds sing, yes, but they are cicadas.
asciilifeform: gonna be a contest where i'm the only runner ?!
mircea_popescu: hey, gotta earn a penny somehow.
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mircea_popescu: "I hope, Comrade Stalin, that you will grant my request and reply to the Manturovsk District, Kursk Region, First Zasemsky Village Soviet, Ivan Philipovich Ivanov."
mircea_popescu: that thing is such a delight.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the material is as plentiful as it is monotonous.
asciilifeform: the engl translation is new to me, i had nfi that anyone gave a shit
mircea_popescu: dude - kursk cattle doesn't even have a fucking name. ivan son of filip of the ivan's clan ? really ?
mircea_popescu: aspires to be person with name, has name of "moo mooeski"
asciilifeform: (lysenko's works, for instance, were never - afaik, to this day - translated)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: these folks were not even a century out of chattel serfdom
mircea_popescu: more like 50 years.
mircea_popescu: sitting around discussing issues of ideology for the very simple reason that the bigger boys in the village kicked the schmuck out of the trough ?
asciilifeform: and quite definitely '1st gen in shoes'
mircea_popescu: fucking reddit through and through.
asciilifeform: not quite.
mircea_popescu: oh ?
asciilifeform: my understanding is that 'this is allt here is, i am as human as every great man' thing was not yet developed.
asciilifeform: *all there
mircea_popescu: orly ? "comrade stalin" ?
asciilifeform: the peasant bowed just as he bowed to the old lords.
mircea_popescu: FIRST Zasemsky Village Soviet ? you know, two streets down from petersburg center ?
mircea_popescu: this kid is not a peasant, anymore than a random engineer is redditard.
mircea_popescu: this kid is the aspirational "staff propagandist of the Manturovsk District of the Young Communist League in the Kursk Region"
asciilifeform: there ~was~ 'reddit' running around in 1918. people who ~actually~ thought that nobody needs engineers, any idiot can design a pile of bricks, nobody needs army officer, money, etc.
asciilifeform: they were slaughtered.
mircea_popescu: THIS kid is it.
asciilifeform: which was a very reasonable thing to do
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: possibly
asciilifeform: 1937 saw a good bit of 'it' cleaned up.
mircea_popescu: in the FIRST soviet union.
mircea_popescu: should be interesting to see what the 2nd does.
asciilifeform: nobody cancelled, note, the bullshit:
asciilifeform: i watched with my own eyes groups of 'national student leadership' whateverthefuck marching to audience with obama's reichsminister of whatever (or possibly the fuhrer himself)
mircea_popescu: aha.
asciilifeform: this kind of thing is part of the daily rhythm around here and is unremarkable.
mircea_popescu: it's also novel.
asciilifeform: how novel? 20th c. sop.
mircea_popescu: to the degree the 1936 bs was novel, of course. from close enough and with enough myopia, it is "sop".
asciilifeform: in that sense yes.
asciilifeform: it is a specifically 20th c. plague.
asciilifeform: mr mold, even, wrote 'i wish only to live to see the 20th c. end' and he meant this specifically.
mircea_popescu: seems a safe enough expectation.
asciilifeform: at least for folks watching from dirigibles at safe range.
mircea_popescu: least for them.
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asciilifeform: sheer number of microscopic bets in https://bitbet.us/bet/1249/alphago-will-defeat-lee-sedol-overall-in-march is interesting to me
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asciilifeform: or is this ordinary ?
asciilifeform: who bets 'dust' and why.
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BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: People with dust bet dust because it is what they have. The bet it because they want more dust. It's happening on this bet because it got attention.
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mircea_popescu: and in the same old news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/8ff5174f151e82c23c291b50a30ae0b0/tumblr_n61msgwSfK1qlne6uo1_1280.jpg
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shinohai: A triptych of fine assets.
asciilifeform: out of curiosity, what does mircea_popescu use bars for ?
BingoBoingo: What does anyone use bars for? Anthropology, girls, and getting plastered.
fluffypony: asciilifeform: well he has to write the notes down somewhere
asciilifeform: yeah but mircea_popescu is not 'anyone'. you would wonder, if you saw pablo escobar, who had his ~own~ rhinoceros, go to the zoo, no ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Still, the first two reasons hold. One can have bipedal african rhinoceros in zoo, but that doesn't mean there is no reason to be interested in observing the creatures in the wild
asciilifeform profoundly has nfi
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danielpbarron: bar isn't for getting plastered; it's for talking to people wtf
danielpbarron: easy enough to get wasted at home
BingoBoingo: Getting wasted away from home amplifies the excitement
danielpbarron: well i don't care for getting wasted regardless of the enviornment, so i guess i can't speak to that
phf: bars, stripclubs, and places that have maître d's pretty much all you need to cover a city
danielpbarron: but i can be a bit of a shut in, and I like going to a bar on occasion to refresh my spirit
trinque: *spirits
shinohai is going to a bar tonight, will report.
danielpbarron: i'm planning on going out tonight too, and lacking a harem to compile a list of spots for me, i will be using foursquare
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
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BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: 425.818400911
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i also use the internet!
asciilifeform: l0l
mircea_popescu: the problemn with argentines and the internet is that they're completely fucking nuts, treat the internet like a sort of personal channel whereby they communicate with god or something.
mircea_popescu: to go by the internet, "Buenos Aires night life!1111" is a thing.
mircea_popescu: oh and also, "bitcoin blabla" etc.
asciilifeform: wake me up when you find the shangri-la where the inhabitants aren't moo.
mircea_popescu: but generally - i go to bars to be entertained.
mircea_popescu: it's my tough luck that in this country i'm being entertained in other ways than i'd prefer, but what's to do.
mod6: i'll be starting the bundling up of V v99995 tonight. will be out tomorrow sometime.
mircea_popescu: nice mod6
mod6: TMSR Testers: Last chance to test beta4!
punkman: srsly though 3 digit bars???
mircea_popescu: yes.
punkman: there's more than that on my tiny island
mircea_popescu: i know.
phf: so where do argentians go on friday evenings?
mircea_popescu: nowhere.
punkman: how about clubs, less than 3 digits?
mircea_popescu: EVERY SINGLE, i don't mean just the fat/ugly, EVERY SINGLE female's FAVOURITE past time is watching netflix.
mircea_popescu: it's a mentally ill population.
mircea_popescu: punkman there are no clubs.
mircea_popescu: 0.
mircea_popescu: incidentally, anyone identify the stuff spread on bread in that 2nd pic ?
asciilifeform: ~specifically~ netflix ?!
mircea_popescu: yes.
asciilifeform: as in, not warez at all? the american paid subscription crud ?!
punkman: bell pepper paste something?
mircea_popescu: and they like to internet on facebook. because yes, just like to the generation of bovines that compose their mothers "the internet"="the blue e icon in microsoft", just so for this crop of schmucks...
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what warez ? is it on facebook ?
mircea_popescu: they principally watch dreary sitcoms to find out about "how life is", because that's what they go about pretending all day.
mircea_popescu: punkman something.
mircea_popescu: zacusca!
asciilifeform: may as well complain that the monkeys at the zoo play with themselves
asciilifeform: what the fuck ~else~ is there for them to do ?
asciilifeform: theorems ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this thing calls itself a fucking country, pretends like inhabited, by people.
mircea_popescu: if they flatly acquiseced to their subhuman nature and sought out a country to imperialize them, it'd be another thing.
asciilifeform: i thought they ~did~
mircea_popescu: not afaik.
asciilifeform: owned by cn wholesale
asciilifeform: no?
mircea_popescu: patria si buitres no!11
punkman: I made a giant burrito (2lb or so), ate less than half. I think I like looking at big portions more than eating them.
mircea_popescu: are we discussing reality or the gargauni in their heads ?
mircea_popescu: punkman common middle aged male affliction - why do you suppose bbq is so popular in the us ?
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punkman: but in us 2lb burrito is breakfast
mircea_popescu: only if you put sugar on it
BingoBoingo: then deep fry
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: gargauni ?
mircea_popescu: discrete, self-reproducing bits of idiocy, chiefly found in young female heads. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: sort of like prions, but for thought.
mircea_popescu: 90% of usage in romanian is in the expression "iti scot eu tie gargaunii din cap" ie, "i'm going to take the ~ out of your head", universally administered before the first in a series of beatings to last qs.
asciilifeform: ah, cockroaches !
mircea_popescu: it's a mysterious word of unknown etymology.
mircea_popescu: also denotes vespa carbo, large, loud forrest dwelling wasp
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asciilifeform: ;;isitup trilema.com
gribble: Error: "isitup" is not a valid command.
asciilifeform: ;;isup trilema.com
gribble: trilema.com is up
asciilifeform: hm
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shinohai: Eulora auction is Sunday?
mircea_popescu: yep
shinohai: I am planning to attend in observer status
mircea_popescu: cool. you got an account and everything ?
shinohai: yeah you sent me account login last month iirc
shinohai: It works, I am having a few latency issues, gonna recompile soon.
mircea_popescu: cool.
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