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jhvh1: shinohai: netflix and chill :: It means that
you are going to go over to your partners house and
fuck with Netflix in the background. [ex:] "Yeah we just watched Netflix and chilled.""Damn nigga how deep?""Four knuckles deep" [/ex] | code for two people going to each others houses and [fucking] or doing other [sexual] related acts [ex:] Brad: "Hey Julia wanna come over and watch [Netflix] and chill"Julia: (6 more messages)
mircea_popescu: way the
fuck better than argentina, i'll tell
you that. those idiots... god help them.
mircea_popescu: they can't be arsed with switchbacks here.
fuck it they say, make it 25% and let
you drive in 1st for a few hours, what of it.
mircea_popescu: yes, it sounds way the
fuck better in the abstract (if
you're clueless, entirely devoid of either experience, any faculty for thought and any inclination to resolve either). but it's the same god damned thing -- the desire of "visual thinkers" to introduce new glyphs in the alphabet so they don't get "constrained" in their "creativity" by the present set exactly mirrors the need of the house fly to get some garbage going so i
mircea_popescu: Framedragger "have
you tried not wanting to
fuck guys???" whadda ya know, next they'll "cure" pedos. because they're so totally unlike gays and everything.
☟︎ Framedragger: anarcho_capitalism, such subreddit. on the other hand top comment *is* "Have
you tried NOT wanting to
fuck your daughter?"
Framedragger: i still say '
fuck you cisco' for pitching (and later selling) customised surveillance infrastructure to china by saying that its shit can "combat ‘Falun Gong’ evil religion and other hostiles" (sic)
mircea_popescu: the whole "don't
fuck up or i'll beat
you" mechanism exists ~specifically because~ the whole array doesn;t fit in my (or anyone's) head.
mircea_popescu: the discussion went something like : "i am affraid though the name may put people off, how fixated are
you" "i don't specifically care" "oh here's this website i made" "dude, why the
fuck are
you making websites, go talk to people".
mircea_popescu: incident is either that there's a flood/meteor/volcano, in which case
you're not needed, because dc will handle it itserlf ; or else that customer fucked up his machine, in which case he should have frucking known better and
fuck him.
mircea_popescu: of course there's alternative. what the
fuck do
you suppose a classical education is for ?
Framedragger: it's like the modern website. "i expect good bandwidth.
you have low bandwidth?
fuck yourself"
mircea_popescu: hey,
you are at liberty to like whatever the
fuck you like.
mircea_popescu: 40k turkey dollars buys
you an ukrainian split, why the
fuck would
you trade it for a car.
hanbot: <mircea_popescu> why the
fuck would anyone deal with the sort of schmucks that do thjat in the first place, i have no idea. << sure
you do, people just love easy-to-complete tasks that earn them an "everything's okay" signal from authority. even if that authority consists of a crayon-drawn badge paperclipped to dork's lapel @ supermarket exit.
mircea_popescu: what,
you think i'm excusing him in my mind ? i'm not.
fuck him.
mircea_popescu: huge fucking loss in human control over human affairs, and meanwhile the idiots are sitting around worrying about "Evil ai". hey, guess what,
you don't need the ai to
fuck you over.
mircea_popescu: why the
fuck is shaking your head yes called "nodding" and what the
fuck do
you call shaking your head no in english ?!
mircea_popescu: "21 matches in 678 log files with 138047 lines (1.5 seconds)." << from lobbes 's logotron. "10 entries in 0.482s" from phf 's logotron. i imagine this log is about 10x as long, how the
fuck do
you do it phf!
a111: Logged on 2017-04-09 14:45 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform incidentally, the more i think about it the more i'm convinced the ONLY "fingerprint" for rsa key may be... the modulus. 4096 bits and
fuck you, if
you can't take 32 chars
you don't belong here.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform incidentally, the more i think about it the more i'm convinced the ONLY "fingerprint" for rsa key may be... the modulus. 4096 bits and
fuck you, if
you can't take 32 chars
you don't belong here.
☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎ mircea_popescu: seems if
you were going after ecdsa
you'd attack the curves not the keys. kind of a wasted effort seeing how the curve authors already know the holes and why the
fuck would i bother when blacklisting works so well. but anyway.
trinque: gabriel_laddel_p: why the
FUCK would
you spend any time whatsoever on doing it that way?
mircea_popescu: "why THE
FUCK do
you want to mess with the fonts" "because we truly have nothing to do with our time" "Do
you understand reading speed decreases 3x if the reader has to deal with unfamiliar typefaces ?" "uuga booga"
mircea_popescu: now, i can see the merit in an argument along the lines of "what the
fuck do
you want mp, research ? how the
fuck is that going to happen if
you insist on sticking all the cowpokes indoors ? they'll do what they can, nod along with the rest of the "academia".
mircea_popescu: dunno why
you'd want more than a coupla anyway. it's redundant to all
fuck.
mircea_popescu: well worship is a complex topic. for one thing, why'd
you worship anything that dun
fuck you.
ben_vulpes: veen's over there ranting about how "
fuck buddy and here i thought forever stamps a decent hedge against inflation but NO the FUCKING GOVERNMENT can just MAKE
YOU BURN THEM"
Framedragger: especially their leader, this ridiculous fat turd who nevertheless is featured in various tv shitshows ('to popularise history',
you know) -- he's just plain jelly as
fuck, (quote) "i don't even know this schmuck, some kind of driver (sic; literal), i would have great doubts as to the document's authenticity [meanwhile confirmed by germany archivists etc etc etc]", so on and so forth, in a complete caricature-like jelly manner.
mircea_popescu: for that matter, when the
fuck did a COMPUTER LANGUAGE, ie, a language
you can program the machine in, become a "systems language" ? why, to make room for javascript being a language ? it ain't a fucking language, it's a scripting language which means jack-all.
CompanionCube:
fuck, even the US'd be a better place. There there isn't a law that literally states
you must disclose encryption keys on-demand.
mircea_popescu: dude who the
fuck cares what fare says/does, his head is more broken than anything
you'd drag out of a colombian by the hour hotel.
phf: "we shat in your soup. we then threw out all the soup utensils, who eats soup with shit anyway,
fuck is wrong wit
you!1"
Framedragger: i'm sure that down south they'd also patronisingly stare at
you if
you dared smoke a cigarette in a park. the scottish at least tend to give less of a
fuck, but still a nanny state 100%
trinque: "
fuck you mom I'm an artist"
mircea_popescu: "but mp, they were built to last. think,
you could still have it!!" yeah. i could. and it'd be worth 25k in today's dollars, and it'd still be a 15 inch mcga or w/e the
fuck it was
mircea_popescu: it's just a different category of special pleading. even if
you get me to
fuck liz taylor tonight, and even if i personally fucking love it and propose marriage, i still won't agree she's structurally different from womanhood.
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, "where the
fuck are
you ?" "i'm stuck in traffic on the highway."
mircea_popescu: moreover
fuck the "it's going to take".
you want me to own an item i can't price to market ? hurr.
mircea_popescu: buy a subway holy shit. why the
fuck would
you buy an item the dorks expect to be provided "as a publicgood".
fuck them.
ben_vulpes: if
you don't own it, what the
fuck is the point fixing it?
mircea_popescu: which is WHY the "dun
fuck your sister" thing is such a huge taboo : a) it will kill
you and b)
you won't notice. that's the problem with these boiled frogs scenarios, from carbon monoxide poisoning to sibling conception to etc :
you got no warning bells connected to THIS failure mode.
mircea_popescu: Woodrow Wilson International Center << bwhahaha. i can hear the shocked butt tears of career middle aged wiminz from here.
fuck you bitchez, shoulda learn to twerk when
you had the chance. now go die in darkness. "bureaucracy career" my foot.
mircea_popescu: who the
fuck did
you meet that stank. now why did they.
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 12:46 mircea_popescu:
http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628626 << i don't see this at all. if
you fuck a woman "normally" and she's not on the pill,
you will obtain 8 kids in 10 years.
you will also obtain an extremely shriveled woman, because like it or not females are essentially the cotyledon of children. biology is merciless and the ultimate empire, it dun care one whit your girl is smart and pleasant and worships
you, it just cares to push o
mircea_popescu:
http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628626 << i don't see this at all. if
you fuck a woman "normally" and she's not on the pill,
you will obtain 8 kids in 10 years.
you will also obtain an extremely shriveled woman, because like it or not females are essentially the cotyledon of children. biology is merciless and the ultimate empire, it dun care one whit your girl is smart and pleasant and worships
you, it just cares to push o
☝︎☟︎ mircea_popescu: davout because who the
fuck are
you and why do i have to take your word and if your house burns down what do
you do.
mircea_popescu: let's see the practical consequence where
you simmer the
fuck down and stop oversignalling by a factor of fifty trillion ONCE!!! in your life! one ounce work ten bushels sky is falling good god.
mircea_popescu: it'd seem to me that in the continuum between "whenever a man is born a woman is allocated him, soulmate" and "let them be passed around and let the dogs
fuck them too, what, it's a muscle. not like they're made of soap" the specific "there's no soulmate but there shouldn't be gynorgies either" spot
you select is hard to support in any fundamental way.
trinque: aha, they'll ignore your system root certs because
fuck you trinque: why teh
fuck are
you still trying to redeem it
mircea_popescu: it may feed
you, but it will sure as
fuck wet your pants.
mircea_popescu: until
you have net interface that somehow (how the
fuck ?!) doesn't get to read/write to memory, your isolation is soup served in a calender.
Framedragger: ah i may have read it, did it mention DBs, too, as in "why the
fuck would
you put db in there"
a111: Logged on 2017-02-27 12:10 mircea_popescu: dude, they fucking gutted them. olympus agreed to pay the usg ~70 billion yen in fines, and install obama's children as an "independent outside monitor". whole corp market cap being
you know, 1.3trn or some shit. who the
fuck pays 5% of the market cap as a fine already, what is this, Совет Экономической Взаимопомощи ?
mircea_popescu: "but ben_vulpes someone here already fucked a girl, why would
you fuck any other ones."
a111: Logged on 2017-03-08 15:02 phf: unless
you're an mp,
you don't have a choice to tell
fuck you to local fauna, and the whole "i can pay whatever" only plays it out well in shitty miami based tv shows
phf: unless
you're an mp,
you don't have a choice to tell
fuck you to local fauna, and the whole "i can pay whatever" only plays it out well in shitty miami based tv shows
☟︎ mircea_popescu has participated in this sort of "home invasion" where one girl got fucked, the other one "are
you going to
fuck me too ?" "maybe tomorrow". on the morrow, dilligent, awaiting her turn...
mircea_popescu: but bitcoin is a lot more promiscuous about it.
you want marriage, bitcoin does the "handjob in theatre / quick
fuck alley behind bar" thing
mircea_popescu: wait, what ? how the
fuck would
you remove "incentive for miner secrecy".
trinque: miner will in both cases mine the txn he chooses and
fuck you mircea_popescu: now, the objection can of course be raised that "what guarantees do i have someone will marry me", to which the answer is of course both none and
fuck you. it works if
you work it, as the expression goes.
mircea_popescu: please don't tell me
you aim to reimplement jfs in btc ;/ way the
fuck cheaper to just use one.
mircea_popescu: dude, they fucking gutted them. olympus agreed to pay the usg ~70 billion yen in fines, and install obama's children as an "independent outside monitor". whole corp market cap being
you know, 1.3trn or some shit. who the
fuck pays 5% of the market cap as a fine already, what is this, Совет Экономической Взаимопомощи ?
☟︎ mircea_popescu: "who the
fuck cares about navy timekeeping" "hurry up and have children before
you're too old to attract a sucker"
trinque: the
fuck are
you people talking about, blank
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the administration route is terrible, how the
fuck do
you dose the ingestion through splashing.
mircea_popescu: otherwise wtf... so
you get hard and... oh shit i didn't plan this far ahead... uhmmm... i guess
fuck this here keyhole.
ben_vulpes: "
fuck, buddy. it's just a coordinate transform,
you can handle those right?"
mircea_popescu: bitch. what the
fuck DID
you think of using it as, a dildo ?
a111: Logged on 2017-02-07 21:18 asciilifeform: i.e. 'we will do exactly what we did under obummer, and
fuck you, and oh hey did we mention,
fuck you? and go ahead and try to pull fed funding, that button ain't connected'
mircea_popescu:
you understand the ancient conception of war ?
you raise a bunch of men,
you go the next town over,
you beat up all the guys, this is the work ;
you fuck all the women and drink all the booze, this is the party (like what they do in sane jurisdiction during college games, the winning team gets the naked cheerleaders of tghe losers') ; then all the gold found on the premises is melted into one single thing and it is poured in
ben_vulpes: it's not "
fuck you money" if
you can't actually say "
fuck you".
mircea_popescu: and did this dream mp call it the "
fuck you rekt an' proper at a distance" glove ?