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BingoBoingo: The early "spray" and "needle" reports way also be true. Perhaps assassins did multiple poisons and administration routes.
asciilifeform: seems like a bother.
asciilifeform: (unless you're fulfilling contract on, e.g., rasputin)
BingoBoingo: If your are loyal Best Korean, how is the Fallen Scion of dear leader different from Mr. Morningstar who taunted Elliot in the hell that was Isla Vista.
BingoBoingo: HF to face for burns and calcium channel disruption and distraction to sneak other calcium channel disruptor into butt.
BingoBoingo: Slow HF face burns force closed vs open casket dilemma as passage of time biases towards closed casket
mircea_popescu: eh, dude prolly grabbed some pussy, got wine to face.
BingoBoingo: Make Korea Great Again!!!
BingoBoingo: http://augustacrime.com/lakeside-high-students-arrested-for-oral-sex-at-school/?PageSpeed=noscript
ben_vulpes: good for them
ben_vulpes: if only there were an ounce of "prove it" left in america.
ben_vulpes: hang 'em on hearsay i guess
trinque: probably had nonzero amount to do with him being black
trinque: the parent probably looks at too many of those SUPERIOR AFRICAN SEED pictures
ben_vulpes: baww, oroville damn evacuation lifted
ben_vulpes: dam*
BingoBoingo: Seems a bit early...
ben_vulpes: right?
ben_vulpes: so "baww" but perhaps the lols compound
trinque: http://augustacrime.com/augusta-woman-attacks-boyfriend-for-refusing-sex/ << wahahaha meth
ben_vulpes: and by lols i mean deaths-by-bureaucrat
trinque: this site's pretty good
mircea_popescu: i like the "pagespeed" setting
BingoBoingo: !~google "kankakee torrent"
mircea_popescu: at least they're honest.
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Kankakee Torrent - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kankakee_Torrent>; KANKAKEE TORRENT - Emporia State University: <http://academic.emporia.edu/aberjame/student/decinque1/kankeejd.html>; Kankakee Torrent and other Sheet Flooding - Cintos.org: <http://cintos.org/SaginawManifold/Saginaw_Bay/Torrents/index.html>
mircea_popescu: "would you like this slow as shit or slow as snails ?"
ben_vulpes: > threatened to run over one of the deputies with a baby stroller
ben_vulpes: well now i gotta see this f350 of baby strollers
ben_vulpes: i don't have enough compenstors on the ground yet apparently if there's a baby stroller type to be had
BingoBoingo: https://archive.is/ZaRXv
mircea_popescu: ahahaha in the best lulz odf all time, chelsea clinton has political ambitions.
mircea_popescu: (we know this because the ~only portion of the donkey party still standing, ie the socialists that tried to push sanders failfully, are VERY butthurt at the notion.)
mircea_popescu: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/feb/13/mainstream-media-whines-trump-calls-less-establish/ << in other lulz
asciilifeform: !~later tell ben_vulpes your client is leaking ip
jhvh1: asciilifeform: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: and in other peopleneeds.lulz, http://archive.is/0mu0N#selection-5131.13-5131.37
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/LVvRD << in other lulz.
phf: i'd say this could be a new look, but she already looks like a williamsburg hipster from 8 years ago
mircea_popescu: that woman killed someone ?
asciilifeform: supposedly
asciilifeform: and with 133337 poison
mircea_popescu: i dunno how leet it is, if it alerts the victim
asciilifeform: well noshit in our native 15th century poison was to avoid 'alert the victim.' but today apparently it is for putting on show. e.g., polonium.
mircea_popescu: eh, everything with these faggots is about putting on a show.
asciilifeform: speaking of which, the show goes on, https://archive.is/bmtZj >> 'Russian intelligence officials made repeated contact' etc.
mircea_popescu: myeah. things are pretty simple : either peace with russia and therefore war with china ; or else bickering with russia while china continues to fatten unmolested. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: the women's state very much wants the latter.
asciilifeform: 'Crimea was TAKEN by Russia during the Obama Administration. Was Obama too soft on Russia?' -- mr.t, twatter, today.
mircea_popescu: lel
mircea_popescu: watch nobody on the left engage the point.
mod6: mornin'
asciilifeform: hey mod6
mircea_popescu: "he's black, of course he's retarded, you're supposed to not say anything about it" being the dem ideology.
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/3Iyj0 << in other dubious wtf's
asciilifeform: 'I spent a cold night huddled in a grimy kitchen, befogged with eye-watering quantities of cigarette smoke, while young PKK militants lectured me on the crisis of late capitalism and the American media's sexual exploitation of women.'
mircea_popescu: again with this ?
mircea_popescu: women aren't sexually exploited. this is THE problem of the west. wtf is wrong with the coolies.
asciilifeform: 'Franceschi was vague about his background, but wore a Mao pin, owned a fortune in Bitcoin and spoke seven languages, including Arabic and Kurmanji. With no military experience, he was sent to the front line, where Kurdish defenders were outnumbered perhaps five to one...'
asciilifeform: quite a yarn.
mircea_popescu: lol. i ran into a few "owned a fortune in bitcoin" dorks here, also.
mircea_popescu: apparently it's a very convenient narrative for the adolescent underclass. the mystery and intrigue of being mp seduces them.
mircea_popescu: anyway. judging by the orwellian reaction of the bedwetters, iraq has every chance of turning into a sort of 1920s spain.
mircea_popescu: must-have cv item.
mircea_popescu: !!up payphone
deedbot: payphone voiced for 30 minutes.
asciilifeform: 'Politically, though, rehab further radicalized him. "All I did was read books on far-left theory," he said. "I started to understand intellectually what I already understood emotionally."' << lelz
mircea_popescu: you know this is traditionally the female maturation process ? "with menopause i did some reading, finally understood my place as i had already spent my life in"
mircea_popescu: i had no idea it worked for men also.
shinohai: /set logger.level.irc 3
asciilifeform: shinohai: 'it works better if you plug it in'
mircea_popescu: lel
shinohai: xD
asciilifeform: http://archive.is/yulSG << ohnoez, PSEUDOSCIENCE!1111
mircea_popescu: didja see the "mental health care professionals warn" bit ?
mircea_popescu: i lulzed.
asciilifeform: which?
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/j93ke
asciilifeform: lol!
mircea_popescu: you know ?
mircea_popescu: "the country's mental health organisation".
mircea_popescu: it's not just "laws" in the style of "nobody read this 2k page pile of crap" ; it's not just "regulations", in the style of "whatever random czar and his bureaucracy came up with". there's a struggle to add a further red guard of the revolution! THE COUNTRY'S ORGANISATIONS!
mircea_popescu: "Silence from the country’s mental health organizations has been due to a self-imposed dictum about evaluating public figures (the American Psychiatric Association’s 1973 Goldwater Rule). But this silence has resulted in a failure to lend our expertise to worried journalists and members of Congress at this critical time. We fear that too much is at stake to be silent any longer." or in plain words, "we on the left are aga
mircea_popescu: inst rape for as long as the rapists are mostly on the right ; are against violence for as long as we're more likely to be on the receiving end ; and believe the goldwater rule should be respected at all times it prevents the ousting of a libertard!"
asciilifeform: 'attacking facts and those who convey them (journalists, scientists)' << gold
mircea_popescu: tru fax!
mircea_popescu: i mean, literally, that introduction is exactly on par with the misspelled "petition" linked earlier. "there is a rule agains what we're trying to do which is unfortunate (for the rule!) because we wanna do it anyway!"
mircea_popescu: wtf ?
mircea_popescu: basically the whole dynamic is, "child noticed adults tend to be rule-bound, is trying to get maxcake out of it"
mircea_popescu: and obviously since hacking kids up and feeding the remains to sewer rats is taboo, there's no need to consider anything along the lines of "bitch, that rule is there so your dumb ass may be excused from immediate slaughter"
shinohai: !~later tell mod6 http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/70L1b/?raw=true
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: the more i think of it the more i'm satisfied this is the ur-underpinning. once women manage to get the slaughter of children taboo-ified, all the rest of the rot flows from there.
ben_vulpes: > irc: client capability, server supports: account-notify extended-join identify-msg multi-prefix sasl
ben_vulpes: > irc: sasl authentication timeout
ben_vulpes: does *anything* work on freenode?
mircea_popescu: no.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: the nsa collector probably worx.
asciilifeform: (when the weather is calm)
ben_vulpes: at risk of boringly rehashing a point there is nothing to collect!
asciilifeform: tell it to ~them~.
ben_vulpes: my freenode password? give me a break
asciilifeform: as pointed out in the last thread, there may theoretically exist 1 or moar idiot who think 'pm' is s33kr1t etc.
mircea_popescu: more practically, there does exist "OUR COUNTRY'S INSTITUTIONS" etc.
mircea_popescu: if tomorrow cia dork makes up story about you sending who knows what over pm to who knows who, we'll laugh and they'll eat it up.
ben_vulpes: iono, aren't republicans in the habit of pasting lulzy pm logs?
mircea_popescu: gotta ugc all that ugc somehow!
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in spain, http://www.iraqinews.com/iraq-war/islamic-state-drown-13-civilians-death-mosul-treason/
asciilifeform: oh hey! noyade !
ben_vulpes: https://github.com/axibase/atsd-use-cases/blob/master/OrovilleDam/README.md
asciilifeform: '1. Install Docker. 2. Download the docker-compose.yml file to launch the ATSD Collector container bundle.' << lel
ben_vulpes: "how do you do delivery?" "we just package a whole linux, anything less than that is annoyingly complicated and we can't hire people who know how to do it"
ben_vulpes: anyways, linked for charts
ben_vulpes: docker just sidebar low dough lols
asciilifeform: 'linux'
ben_vulpes: you think the phb character knows or cares?
mircea_popescu: well manifestly not knows, as per above.
asciilifeform: elsewhere in monkeystan, https://archive.is/7NjO4 >> 'In the late 1990s, the median home price in Washington was just over $150,000. Around 2000, however, prices began to rise, and in just five years, the median home price rose from $159,000 to $420,000.'
mircea_popescu: heh
asciilifeform: in vintage lulz, http://archive.is/4BNQN >> 'Recurring universally unique identifiers (UUIDs), as reported by the smolt hardware profiler client program, had some worried about problems in the kernel RNG. As it turns out, the problem exists in the interaction between Fedora 8 LiveCD installations and smolt – essentially the UUID came from the CD – but it sparked a discussion leading to some
asciilifeform: possible improvements.'
mircea_popescu: such as taking out uuids permanently.
asciilifeform: if only.
asciilifeform: 'The read-only files uuid and boot_id contain random strings like 6fd5a44b-35f4-4ad4-a9b9-6b9be13e1fe9. The former is generated afresh for each read, the latter was generated once.' << what is the theoretically legitimate use for this ?
mircea_popescu: "if you're not a criminal you have nothing to hide"
ben_vulpes: oh we hate uuids now today?
mircea_popescu: i dun know we never didn't hate uuids.
mircea_popescu: we ever*
asciilifeform: in related lulz/disinfo, http://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ ☟︎☟︎
ben_vulpes: 'twas never explicit, but care to explain why?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes "universal" anything breaks specificity of diddling.
mircea_popescu: there shall be no man-made universals. it's a heathen practice, and it is also inhuman. this means : no "global state" ; no "global id", not for women, not for their children, cows, computers, whatever other livestock.
mircea_popescu: and so on and so forth.
mircea_popescu: no "global money", which is what the idiocy of "scaling bitcoin for africa" is all about.
mircea_popescu: no "global alphabet" which is why utf may not exist. pretty much everything relates to this refusal of the golden calf.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> 'Politically, though, rehab further radicalized him. "All I did was read books on far-left theory," he said. "I started to understand intellectually what I already understood emotionally."' << lelz << What sort of shit rehab is that!
asciilifeform: relatedly vintage bernstein, http://archive.is/xZZmb >> ''Some people argued that randomness generation should be centralized--- whether in the OS or hypervisor or CPU---and fixed at that central location if it doesn't work properly. Other people argued that each library and application should defend itself against failures of the centralized mechanism. There actually seem to be three positions...''
mircea_popescu: as per the very apt asciilifeform observation, rng flux === tty flux. there should be one rng per human, more or less.
mircea_popescu: that's the proper degree of centralization.
asciilifeform was reading up on design & history of '/dev/random' and reeling at the lunacy of the very idea of multi-proggy rng pool
asciilifeform: it isn't much less ridiculous than ~multi-user~ one
asciilifeform: what i ~did~ find was a tremendous volume of deliberate, artful obscurantism, e.g. the german linked earlier.
asciilifeform: in other noose, i realized that http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-14#1613906 is a bad idea. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-02-14 19:19 asciilifeform: specifically, for every byte you intend to send, you instead send two: x, y. which you generate by obtaining rng byte r, and payload byte b, and x := b xor r, y := r
asciilifeform: if enemy knows that a particular (x,y) come out to a block of, e.g., 0, (via known plaintext), he can store (x,y) for future use
asciilifeform: however what i do not know is whether it is a worse idea than ~block ciphers per se~ !
asciilifeform: because enemy can do this just as easily with, e.g., first two blocks (and iv) of AES-CBC.
asciilifeform: in other lulz, 'Buffett told Charlie Rose in a recent interview that he loaded up on $12 billion worth of stock since the election through the end of January.'
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this is why you want large blocks. the odds of x, y recurring is given by the size of x and y
asciilifeform: of crapple stock.
mircea_popescu: well, 12 billion ~worth~ is a misnomer, but sure.
mircea_popescu: somebody gotta buy all the dumpage.
mircea_popescu: old man from omaha seems a perfect candidate.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: in the scheme i described, and using, e.g., serpent, the p of an (x,y) recurring is ~0
asciilifeform: (32 byte blocks)
asciilifeform: it still bothers me, for some reason, and currently trying to put finger on why
asciilifeform: maybe i simply hate voodoo ciphers.
asciilifeform: in other lulz, http://archive.is/fsVJ0 >> 'Nearly $1 billion is now frozen in European banks, awaiting a decision by a U.S. district court on the U.S. Justice Department’s forfeiture claim. The assets are subject to U.S. jurisdiction because they were transmitted through U.S. financial institutions on their way to accounts held in Latvia, the United Kingdom, Hong Kong, Ireland, Belgium,
asciilifeform: Luxembourg and Switzerland.'
asciilifeform: '“A really surprising thing about that letter is that the Uzbek civil society would rather the money go back to the treasury of any government, than go back to their own government,” Campbell said.'
asciilifeform: CIVIL SOCIETY!! didjaknow.
mircea_popescu: heh
mircea_popescu: this notion that "subject to us jurisdiction because transmitted" is such lulz.
asciilifeform: 'if it ain't bolted down, it is subject to my jurisdiction' -- every thief ever
mircea_popescu: how about washington DC air is subject to russian jurisdiction because it was transmitted to its current position through russia.
mircea_popescu: check it out, they even call it us kleptocracy department! apt. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: the numbers are lulzy though : 1trillion stolen from orclands ; 10x the aid inflowing.
asciilifeform: how else.
asciilifeform: occasionally you do hear of thief who drops wallet at the scene containing moar than he stole -- but this is rare.
mircea_popescu: anyway. the bs is pretty thickly laid out, apparently dude at the center of all this is usg agent who got 20mn to try and overturn the govt but then stole the money ? or somesuch
asciilifeform: 'Umarov was released to his family in Tennessee in 2009 thanks to high-level pressure from the U.S. State Department. The former oligarch turned political opponent is now one of the most prominent among many victims...' << lulzy
asciilifeform: apparently ukrtron misfired that time.
asciilifeform: some ukratronicist got stern talkin'-to.
mircea_popescu: seems like he was working for the great orange revolution movement.
asciilifeform: noshit.jpg
asciilifeform: 'For one thing, Uzbekistan’s independent civil society has been decimated. Between 2004 and 2007, the government forced international organizations out of the country. ' << ohnoez!
asciilifeform: uppity orcses!
ben_vulpes: decent odds that cutting funding for abortion services abroad is just a prelude to cutting funding for * abroad.
ben_vulpes: "house of cards" pissed quite a few 'middle class' murkkans off.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: or plain rerun of bush-II-era bone thrown to the church, snoar.
ben_vulpes: church of woke or church of born again, water draining out of both buckets.
ben_vulpes: bone, prelude. or, or, or.
asciilifeform finds the ceremonial, null-summing back-and-forth components of usg political circus a mega-snore
ben_vulpes: the re-carving of territory up by the replacement right and replacement left could be interesting. not saying that it is yet, or that it mustest be, but that if it does transpire i will pop corn.
asciilifeform: in other trololols, https://lists.gnupg.org/pipermail/gcrypt-devel/2016-November/003973.html
asciilifeform: '...- Polls /dev/random until it's available, then - Reads from /dev/urandom (the non-blocking interface) instead. Most of the code in this patch was lifted from libsodium, which already does this. Libsodium is ISC Licensed (by Frank Denis).'
ben_vulpes: https://paragonie.com/
asciilifeform: 'Scott Arciszewski Chief Development Officer Paragon Initiative Enterprises'
asciilifeform: that ml is chock-full of lulz btw.
mircea_popescu: their country's institutions have reached consensus.
ben_vulpes: "There’s no real thought about: what is the purpose of asset forfeiture? What is it designed to achieve?” said Kristian Lasslett, director of the Institute for Research in Social Sciences at Ulster University, who has been working to develop the emerging academic field of 'state crime'."
ben_vulpes: sovereignty gaaaames
ben_vulpes: challenge it on cultural diversity grounds: "baksheesh is how other cultures work, and this inane attempt to 'combat corruption' is really just thinly-disguised cultural imperialism justifying usg statal overreach"
ben_vulpes: "next you'll want to disband the tribes of the fertile crescent!"
ben_vulpes: owait.png
mircea_popescu: heh.
mircea_popescu: but yes, "fight against corruption" === "usg wants to steal your country"
mircea_popescu: that's the codeword for non-usg-compliant-orc : "corrupt".
mircea_popescu: makes sense on their twisted level, anyone who doesn't see the glory of the libertard revelation is either insane (trump) or else corrupt (if orc).
mircea_popescu: though they're trying to corrupt narrative with trump also. just, they're so deeply racist that they won't believe a "citizen" could possibly be anything but insane. sluggish schizophrenia ftw!
mircea_popescu: whereas an orc is necessarily corrupt, cuz dem niggers are stealing our womenz.
ben_vulpes: superior orc seed
mircea_popescu: anyway. the greeks are handling the postmodern soup a lot better than eg the germans.
ben_vulpes: how's that?
mircea_popescu: testament to how in a dictatorship the whore does a lot better than the engineer.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes because they essentially dedicate themselves to extraction out of the would-be bigman.
ben_vulpes: aah
mircea_popescu: there's very little threat to greek national identity the dos can mount
mircea_popescu: whereas german, or japanese identity is i suspect forever lost at this point.
mircea_popescu: they'll never be anything more than a sort of mexicans, i can use them as cumrags but not as germans.
mircea_popescu: hitler remains a very instructive illustration of the pitfals of hatred. yes he did destroy the british empire. there's not now nor ever will be any future for the shitheads spawned by that miserable island. the cost however... there's no germany nor will likely ever be one again.
mircea_popescu: kinda why people tend to be cowardly in realpolitik. "yes i can nuke him, and that'll be the end of us both" sorta thing
ben_vulpes: "The real scandal here is that classified information is illegally given out by 'intelligence' like candy. Very un-American!" god i love realdonaldtrump
mircea_popescu: amusingly, this is 2010 trilema. recently making the rounds on reddit, and such.
ben_vulpes: the distribution of 'intelligence' by bureaucrats?
mircea_popescu: (yes, the problems of the us today played out in romania a decade ago, hurr durr).
mircea_popescu: yup.
mircea_popescu: i can fish out the exact article for you if you're curious.
ben_vulpes: mildly
ben_vulpes: was there bitching at the top about the selective leaking?
ben_vulpes: "Obamacare's markets are nearing failure as premiums climb and healthier individuals drop out" << did someone cancel the penalty for rolling uninsured or am i missing something here
trinque: he told the IRS to stop enforcing it, yeah
ben_vulpes: whoa wait how did i miss that
mircea_popescu: yup.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i dunno, was top ticket in my week 1 argument with stan.
ben_vulpes: link?
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2010/a-t-spea-dosariada/ for the curious.
ben_vulpes: worthwhile translation candidate?
mircea_popescu: ugh.
mircea_popescu: it's hard ;/
ben_vulpes: phf: man once i got the simulator all wired up boy howdy was it nice to have unified keybindings for the mobile scutwork
ben_vulpes: appcode: no worse than xcode
ben_vulpes: and at the very least shares keybindings with intellij/android studio
asciilifeform: in other lulz, http://archive.is/M3T2W >> 'These games do not aim to make players feel successful and powerful as conventional video games do, and instead challenge people to look at the world in a different way. Creators of the games said they were more interested in showing the complicated lives of the people and places the world has left behind...'
asciilifeform: 'Conway, the game’s main character, is put through numerous tough situations that evoke economic despair. In one scene, after he suffers a serious injury, his leg is replaced by a gleaming skeletal prosthetic, and he is vaguely informed that he owes money to a corporation. In another, he descends into a subterranean whiskey distillery staffed by animated skeletons, whom he learns are doomed to
asciilifeform: toil endlessly for debts they can never repay.'
ben_vulpes: possible husseincare hack: sign up for 1 month of high-deductible, max out HSA contribution, discontinue insurance plan.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: what does this do ?
ben_vulpes: pile up pre-tax dollars reserved for 'valid medical expenses' without incurring the insurance cost
asciilifeform: and what's to keep'em from magicking away the moneys?
ben_vulpes: which "them"?
ben_vulpes: hsa administrator or usg?
asciilifeform: either
ben_vulpes: nothing as before
ben_vulpes: it's a bezzle hack asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: nothing compares to bitcoin we all know this
asciilifeform: 'bezzle hacks' typically work until plebes start doing'em
ben_vulpes: plebe's can't max out an hsa in one month, get real
ben_vulpes: plebes*
asciilifeform: what's 'max out' here? i slept in a cave, and have genuinely nfi
asciilifeform: 100 $ ? 1000? 1e6 ?
ben_vulpes: "health savings account" is an account into which someone on specific kinds of health insurance plans may deposit a maximum of 3 or 6ish shibux per annum
ben_vulpes: 3e3-6e3 as f(family size)
asciilifeform: aah pittance
asciilifeform: maybe worx then
ben_vulpes: still outta reach of plebs, and yes, pittance.
ben_vulpes: robust tax strategy is a wall of pittances.
ben_vulpes: entails*
mircea_popescu: this is altogether dubious as a theory.
asciilifeform: there was a mircea_popescu thread ! and possibly whole article also
asciilifeform: 'get rich by picking up pennies from asphalt' lulz
ben_vulpes: no getting rich here, just clawing back my pennies from the commies
ben_vulpes: "what income? this other business showed a perfectly-offsetting loss."
ben_vulpes: lest anyone get the wrong idea, i don't tend to pick fights with the irs.
asciilifeform: betcha ben_vulpes cashes in his glass bottles also...
asciilifeform: ( supposing this even exists in usa somewhere )
ben_vulpes: ouch, no
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i am fair miserly though
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes that's also a rather dubious strategy.
ben_vulpes: can't win!
mircea_popescu: understand that the system isn't there to fuck bahamas the imbecile nigger ; nor buffett the uberrich whiteboy.
mircea_popescu: the system is there to fuck you.
mircea_popescu: and it principally homes in the exact sort of middle class boy cleverness you discuss.
ben_vulpes: what's the second dubious strat? not picking fights with the irs?
mircea_popescu: meanwhile i'm sitting here looking at fy 2016 during which it seems i paid approximately 2.47%, and this is before figuring in the easements from the women i own.