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ben_vulpes: people don't immediately make friends with the largest animal in the room?
ben_vulpes: the mind boggles
mircea_popescu: tiger's only a quarter ton or so.
mircea_popescu: from what i hear smallest kitten in the room if that room'd be in the 50 contiguous fattes.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> on occasion. yes with teeth. i also pluck their legs and let them die. in general i torture a good half of all mosquitoes. << i like his enthusiasm. im usually content to simply smash them like @ c3. but, hey, i gotta try this.
BingoBoingo: <pete_dushenski> belan was on cover of one of the sections of the local paper this morning. flexing his tatted muscles in mirror selfie. article referenced how '22yo dropped out of school but was seen on instagram flashing wads of 100s, driving fast cars, drinking grey goose(!), and posing with girls in tight dresses(!!)' << Apparently post partum psychotic beserker dominated local paper here today
BingoBoingo: https://archive.is/LHf4M
BingoBoingo: Anyways, that seems to be par for the State of the Female State
asciilifeform: in other very olds : http://www.hartron.com.ua/en/node/91 << for the Museum of Terrifyingly Bad Translations
mircea_popescu: mod6 aha!
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/03/remington-outdoor-to-lay-off-120-after-greatest-salesperson-departs/ << Qntra - Remington Outdoor To Lay Off 120 After Greatest Salesperson Departs
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, romania building world's largest laser, 10 PW
asciilifeform: sustained?!
asciilifeform: (does there exist 10pw of mains current on tap?)
mircea_popescu: eh ffs, what sustained. pulse.
asciilifeform: aww
mircea_popescu: think for a moment lol. wtf, nuke plant doesn't put out 1pw
asciilifeform: ikr?
asciilifeform: 'let's take the most useless golden toilet in usgdom and BUILD BIGGER BETTER ORCER STRONGER'
asciilifeform: ( see also http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-10#1600181 )☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-01-10 04:09 asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: if you were thinking 'laser fusion' -- it's a cynical fraud, http://btcbase.org/log/2014-11-14#921351
mircea_popescu: i dun think it's for fusion.
asciilifeform: oh hm, for what else
BingoBoingo: Border defense!
mircea_popescu: rarefied plasma experiments ; the place has a history of doing hyperexcited ions research
asciilifeform: neato
asciilifeform: (esp. if it is ~actually~ not-for-fusion-not-at-all)
mircea_popescu: (magurele is the ro chelyabinsk basically)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there's also a sub, "laser replacement for radiotherapy". i dunno tho.
mircea_popescu: anyway, laser-powered-proton-cannon.
BingoBoingo: Gotta have what with to swat Martians at the border
BingoBoingo: Unrelated http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=6959
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D0FE988DE85B7EF5C24FBA0149946B393AF185FDE1FFE332A5398C47AED41814 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1430...3347 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '80.83.111.191 (ssh-rsa key from 80.83.111.191 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown DE)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D0FE988DE85B7EF5C24FBA0149946B393AF185FDE1FFE332A5398C47AED41814 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1446...2047 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '80.83.111.191 (ssh-rsa key from 80.83.111.191 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown DE)
BingoBoingo: For the theologists http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=19
deedbot: http://www.contravex.com/2017/03/17/of-condoms-and-other-helmets/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Of condoms and other helmets.
trinque: well yeah, but a) they're fucking uncomfortable and b) see A.
trinque: regarding the pill, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's had a profound impact on female behavior.
trinque: they act differently, drastically, when they're preggers
trinque: so then we've made multiple generations of women that get pregnant and miscarry once a month?
trinque: I think rather that it's a mark of a ~severely impoverished~ society that pregnancy is this harrowing pitfall
trinque: whether speaking of culture, sexual dynamics, or money
trinque: what, you have an iPhone? great, kid. my great grandmother had 14 kids and her man was a coal miner. and they all ate.
ben_vulpes: eh, if you're not falling, you're not learning
ben_vulpes: also helmets are hella comfy and i have nfi what you'd need peripheral vision for
ben_vulpes: what, are people passing you on the slopes?
diana_coman: hm, the first thing I purposefully learnt when on skis was...how to fall; as in: how to fall *without* breaking anything etc
davout: in other TRB news, my node is happily bitcoining, doesn't seem too bothered by working with a regular HDD, and that's without asciilifeform's cache patch
davout: connection count slowly growing
davout: if anyone wants a wire in eihter direction lemme know
ben_vulpes: davout: hook me up, bae: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/L1fRc/?raw=true
ben_vulpes bbl
mircea_popescu: trinque they are ?
mircea_popescu: diana_coman that's first thing half-decent horseriding instructor teaches you also.
mircea_popescu: heck, should be parenting 101. "baby, don't fall LIKE THAT. fall like this, look" and there she goes, plop on the carpet.
mircea_popescu: 99% of sacral fractures are because woman fell flat on her ass like idiot instead of falling on side like nature hardened body to do.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628626 << i don't see this at all. if you fuck a woman "normally" and she's not on the pill, you will obtain 8 kids in 10 years. you will also obtain an extremely shriveled woman, because like it or not females are essentially the cotyledon of children. biology is merciless and the ultimate empire, it dun care one whit your girl is smart and pleasant and worships you, it just cares to push o☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 06:10 trinque: I think rather that it's a mark of a ~severely impoverished~ society that pregnancy is this harrowing pitfall
mircea_popescu: ut more biomass. look, eg, into the aetiology of osteoporisis (tl;dr : body melts her bones to pump out calcium in milk for baby ; if menopausal it's almost like she's pregnant (ie, low hormonal output) so it melts her bones anyway! because fuck her!)
mircea_popescu: as it happens i am not about to trade my insanely selected (not just http://trilema.com/2017/the-story-of-the-scared-slut/ should plainly indicate that scarcely a girl in a million makes it past my gates) toys for ... what the fuck for, $random-kid ? That's not for my sluts to do, that's for the 0 value redditards. for them, it's actually +ev. my girls have immensely more important shit to do, such as... everything else. the
mircea_popescu: ~only sane way to look at sexuate reproduction in humans is as an equivalent of taking the minimum wage. it's a thing to do there, like flipping burgers, a safety net so you're never in this position where you have absolutely nothing you could do.
mircea_popescu: in other words, human society has advanced to the point where the spot on the r/K continuum that its primate biology has picked is insufficient. i want it way the fuck K-er, which is why my women reproduce through selecting and training other 16-25yo girls, not through having fucking babies.
mircea_popescu: anyway, the pill is not equivalent to "get pregnant and miscarry". it prevents nidation (ie, the implantation of the fecundated ovary into the uterine wall). pregnancy can at the earliest be deemed to have begun once the morule starts signaling (hormonally), which is days away from this moment. it'd be proper-er to say it gilds their womb.
mircea_popescu: (i dunno if english has it, but the girl with the golden cunt is a sort of folk item in romanian. usually in "wtf has she got, is her cunt golden ?!" inquiries of exasperated exes.)
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628626 << how many offspring has buffett? trump? etc. ? why do you suppose? because can't afford?☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 06:10 trinque: I think rather that it's a mark of a ~severely impoverished~ society that pregnancy is this harrowing pitfall
mircea_popescu: trump has a half dozen or something neh ?
asciilifeform: but not 500
mircea_popescu: yeah. that's more of a ... seen Walk Hard ?
mircea_popescu: more of a country bumpkin sorta thing.
mircea_popescu: ended up rich by accident, such as through being rockstar.
asciilifeform: i thought 500 was moar of a sultan thing
asciilifeform: harem exhaust
mircea_popescu: nah. sultans who were porphyrogenited so to speak don't. gengis khan, who is basically a sort of dewey cox, does.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628623 << there was that tshirt sniffers experiment. was even replicated...☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 06:08 trinque: regarding the pill, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's had a profound impact on female behavior.
mircea_popescu: ironically, harems worked about the same way mine does : lotta girls eating each other out, some anal, some oral, not so much missionary.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: where's the surprise in this. airplane sits most of the time on parking lot, same as bulldozer, same as harem
mircea_popescu: mmm, this isn't really true is it.
asciilifeform: there's 1 sultan, he has 1 cock, neh
mircea_popescu: machinery utilization usually around 60%.
mircea_popescu: ah that. yeah.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628633 << davout wouldja post your 'odometer' output plz?☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 07:21 davout: in other TRB news, my node is happily bitcoining, doesn't seem too bothered by working with a regular HDD, and that's without asciilifeform's cache patch
asciilifeform: ( see ml for the patch )
mircea_popescu: yeah.
mircea_popescu: very useful.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628642 << snipped fallopian tubes work great; iud worx great☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 12:46 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628626 << i don't see this at all. if you fuck a woman "normally" and she's not on the pill, you will obtain 8 kids in 10 years. you will also obtain an extremely shriveled woman, because like it or not females are essentially the cotyledon of children. biology is merciless and the ultimate empire, it dun care one whit your girl is smart and pleasant and worships you, it just cares to push o
mircea_popescu: iud is actually pretty terrible.
asciilifeform: it only got hindenburged/lispwintered
asciilifeform: fud,
asciilifeform: .
mircea_popescu: not really. my mother had one, had to be taken out, nearly died in the process.
mircea_popescu: conceivably the technology improved since the 70s, but anyway. i like pills, they give the girls proper hormonal cycles. why shouldn't she pms ?
asciilifeform: hey there are folx whose parachute didn't open.
asciilifeform: the brakes in my auto are more likely to kill me, than the iud, the chick.
mircea_popescu: prolly true.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628641 << i thought arse was amortizer!11☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 12:37 mircea_popescu: 99% of sacral fractures are because woman fell flat on her ass like idiot instead of falling on side like nature hardened body to do.
mircea_popescu: not on normal. gotta be a little angled.
mircea_popescu: o hey, english has this! the normal = perpendicular. nice.
asciilifeform: btw pete_dushenski, 'Even with the pill, that forsaken shaman of working woman bondage, the effectiveness is only ~90%.' << this is a lulzy stat, because it lumps in not only user error but outright sabotage
mircea_popescu: that's ridiculous. pill is 100% wtf. even condoms are 99.x if you're not fucking retarded.
asciilifeform: it's ~100% if it actually goes down the gullet everyday.
mircea_popescu: yeah because it provides mutual reinforcement. this is like saying "deodorant is not 100% stinkproof". dude... what ?!
mircea_popescu: who the fuck did you meet that stank. now why did they.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski seems to be missing out on the 1 and only plus of having just 1 gurl : losing the plastic bag
mircea_popescu: i srsly have nfi why you'd want to.
asciilifeform: matter of taste, neh. i imagine some people fuck in cosmonaut pressure suit.
asciilifeform: they'd laugh at mircea_popescu's thin glove.
mircea_popescu: but ~everyone fucks on beds. i mean, i can see now and again taking girl out on nature walk and generously allowing her to lay on her back in the mud so you don't have to dirty yourself fucking her. but...
mircea_popescu: wtf do you do, she douches after ? every time ? you eat it out of her ? does she dribble cum all over the bed as you watch the second half of the movie, so in a coupla weeks your sheet's rigid ?
asciilifeform: most houses have a shower, even in monkeystan
mircea_popescu: so she douches after ? every time ?
asciilifeform: aha?
mircea_popescu: and before, i expect, because hey, you might feel like eating her out ?
asciilifeform: this is not high tech..
mircea_popescu: so she takes on average 20 showers a week, this woman ?
asciilifeform: you dun have to wash whole earthly carcass each time neh
mircea_popescu: which is why i said she douches
mircea_popescu: you said shower.
asciilifeform: in civilized places they also have this bidet thing, but it is too high tech for the monkeys
asciilifeform: i only ever saw it alive in c2 and c3
mircea_popescu: lol. they do have it here. dunno about east coast.
mircea_popescu: not in cheap hovels, from what i've seen
asciilifeform: before that only knew of it from grandfather's ww2 story
mircea_popescu: aaanyway. like you say, matter of preference.
asciilifeform: you can't, notably, buy a bidet in american household crud stores
mircea_popescu: lmao
asciilifeform: well yeah, if they displayed it, someone might wonder what it is... and there'll be same wankscandal as when a hotel in nyc installed them
asciilifeform: 'ohnoez, cuntwash!!'
mircea_popescu: i always wondered, what do the "every sperm is sacred" folk think about the very natural refund ?
mircea_popescu: not like she KEEPS what you gave 'er.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2014-04-24#639521 << obligatory logz☝︎
a111: Logged on 2014-04-24 00:33 asciilifeform: me grandpa (physicist) first encountered a bidet in vienna
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: those folx tend to have some... very interesting.. notions re physiology
mircea_popescu: what, they're all virgins ?
asciilifeform: not even always.
mircea_popescu: so they don't know what a cum rag is, or a wet spot ?
asciilifeform: but they'll say something like 'oh the sacred spermatozoids made it home, that's just water' or some other poppycock.
asciilifeform: usually improvised on the spot.
mircea_popescu: oh right.
mircea_popescu: the semi-permeable cuntmembrane. it allows photons both ways, cocks both ways, sperms one way only.
mircea_popescu: except while they're still inside the cock, then they can also go both ways.
asciilifeform: the power of faith!!111
mircea_popescu: anyway, this all said, let me closingly point out that it's way the fuck easier for her to lick your condom off than to fish for stray globs inside. to the tune of pleasant minute versus tedious quarter hour.
mircea_popescu: not to mention significantly more depraved.
asciilifeform: reminds me of how i was somewhat surprised to learn that pro machinists ~never wear gloves.
mircea_popescu: well we can't all be pro cuntolgists.
mircea_popescu: someone's gotta be teh amateur.
asciilifeform: ( there is a very famous photo illustrating why not, i will leave it as exercise for reader, to find it )
mircea_popescu: not so sure this is a valid comparison, though. the machinist interacts with the machine with his hands. you're fucking her alright, but you don't interact with her with your penis in the same sense. not by a damned sight.
mircea_popescu: for one thing, we're presumed she's bedbroken, which means she'll come when you tell her to. if you do.
asciilifeform: it is not directly analogous, no. merely reminiscent. chick doesn't have a spindle glove can catch on and wind you around, crushing like insect ( at least mine doesn't, i can't speak for others ... )
asciilifeform: incidentally, davout -- do pilots still wear dogskin gloves ?
mircea_popescu: actually with a little training she can remove your condom, yes.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how's that work? you need friction to have grip, neh?
mircea_popescu: rolls it in
mircea_popescu: or how do yo umean ?
asciilifeform: remove with sheer force of cuntgrip?
asciilifeform: i'd picture that there is not enough friction to grip. but if mircea_popescu has demonstrated experimentally -- i'll believe him
mircea_popescu: well, she takes it in loosely and squeezes on the outstroke. provided she can take the whole length, condom will roll up into her.
asciilifeform: aaaah cheating, uses the edge
mircea_popescu: of course.
asciilifeform: ok i was about to 'hmm he fucks lampreys doesnthe'
mircea_popescu: civilian cunt likely doesn't have the fine muscle control, but there's a very thin sphyncter at vaginal entry. though in most girls it's traumatized by bad defloration.
Framedragger: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-10#1624181 << funnily enough, currently doing some amateur electrolysis to slowly extract hydrogen, put it into balloon, and (later) attach a simple radio and propeller for cheap ass dirigible. it's Fun☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-10 14:50 Framedragger: i like my rc airplanes. "the will of history necessitates you to X" has a marx'ified hegelian vibe :p
mircea_popescu: Framedragger ahaha nice! blog it!
Framedragger: yeah, it'll be on the list of shit i need to blog about :/
asciilifeform: Framedragger: i did this as a boy
mircea_popescu: dude don't miss out, you'll be old and sorry you didn't photograph all the sluts in all the rooms of all the houses + sidewalks + etc.
asciilifeform: light balloon with veeery long stick
Framedragger: asciilifeform: yeah sorta want to do that, too (never did it for some sad reason)
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: yeah, point taken. summer is approaching, and with it, more time "i promise guyz"
asciilifeform: i had a uni prof who was fond of keeping such a balloon on hand, and set it off during lecture when he suspected folx of dozing off
mircea_popescu: i can't tell you how great it is to have trilema. half the shit i forgot about by now, i can get lost in there for hours.
asciilifeform: bang, dust falls off the chalkboards
Framedragger: not bad, not bad
trinque: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628645 << nah nobody suggests doing that. I went looking for where you said something about wealthy muslims having the stables full of expendable males, didn't find.☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 12:46 mircea_popescu: as it happens i am not about to trade my insanely selected (not just http://trilema.com/2017/the-story-of-the-scared-slut/ should plainly indicate that scarcely a girl in a million makes it past my gates) toys for ... what the fuck for, $random-kid ? That's not for my sluts to do, that's for the 0 value redditards. for them, it's actually +ev. my girls have immensely more important shit to do, such as... everything else. the
mircea_popescu: kinda how arabic culture works, neh ?
mircea_popescu: large pile of expendable males.
trinque: seems sensible to me
mircea_popescu: certainly how the original, or the current, caliphate got established.
trinque: idea was that petey (and many others) may be going around not sharing the spooge of the elite with teh common wimmins
trinque: which seems to ~their detriment
trinque: gotta raise some car mechanic's kid instead
mircea_popescu: the sad thing about war is that it's so sensitive to inflation. ancient civilisations in the middle east got wiped when some dorks with young monkey printing press showed up. the whole german world collapsed under the onslaught of a short corsican "emperor" who was paying his armies in promises rather than gold. etc.
trinque: I can see it; count your available supplies poorly and sure, get wiped
trinque: as for the pills, I've seen more than a handful of girls get very boring on them, some with symptoms like constipation even.
trinque: could be something they're putting in them around here
trinque: because gotta HFCS
mircea_popescu: well it depends on the girls and etc.
mircea_popescu: trinque re reproduction : i understand what you're saying, but it's a broken view of human congenital effects. you're thinking "hey, genes are A-Z, types A1 to A9 and so following, sorted by quality. therefore, if guy with A1B2C1...Z2 etc is not fucking, all those yummy low digit genes will not be pumped into wombs, instead kids will be A9B8 etc".
mircea_popescu: this is not correct. the chances of you and unsterile mongoloid of having cook kid are about the same.
trinque: hm, if so the thing falls apart
asciilifeform: 'regression to the mean' (tm)
mircea_popescu: it's true he has much bigger chances of having a sub-marginal AVERAGE. but if you're discussing exceptional, you're not sensibly better than him at siring the next genius.
mircea_popescu: so you and $random-girl will have 100 average babies and 1 beethoven, he and $random-girl will have 50 tards, 50 average babies, and 1 bach.
asciilifeform: recall the anecdote re w. shockley's 'genius spermbank' calling feynman ? him: 'whatcha bothering ~me~ for, talk to my father'
mircea_popescu: or whicever grand-mother that was involved. is the problem.
mircea_popescu: this single-agent reproduction model is flawed. there's n generations involved in the process.
mircea_popescu: and there's also complicated and poorly understood problems of fit. it CAN be the case that A+B have horrible children together notwithstanding A and B would be excellent mates for others. this shows up in, eg, horse husbandry all the time -- foal of mare fallen to $random often outperforms foal of same mare with champions.
mircea_popescu: there's numerous examples of this, mares who produced n foals of which the only ones worth a shit they had with $nobody. and all the champs sired junk out of her.
mircea_popescu: (in a previous life mp did extensive racetrack research.)
trinque: http://trilema.com/2016/an-immodest-proposal/ << puts this in perspective. only solution appears to involve getting out of the way of the shuffling, healthy amount of production, judicious filter
mircea_popescu: i see no better.
mircea_popescu: the problem most people fail to even vaguely in the zone represent is ticked in http://trilema.com/2015/the-genetics-of-intelligence/ : to wit, the IMMENSITY of the genetic space.
mircea_popescu: large items are hard for the brain to grasp, but it makes a fucking difference if it's pea sized or black hole sized. not SIMPLY because "oh, can't lift it", but because the universe does not scale liniarily.
mircea_popescu: there is no such thing as degenerate matter (term of art, look it up) in any pea.
mircea_popescu: is tickled* i mean
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform talking about exotic plasmas : didja see they finally made metallic H ?
asciilifeform: i thought that was a while ago ?
mircea_popescu: notrly as a practical item, no
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: sooo did it superconduct ?
mircea_popescu: all they did were some reflectivity experiments, from what i gather. not really enough to put current through
asciilifeform: aah so 'unobtainium'.
mod6: mornin'
mircea_popescu: well yes, diamond anvil, stuff.
asciilifeform: hey mod6
mod6: o7
mircea_popescu: https://arxiv.org/abs/1610.01634
asciilifeform goes, reads
mircea_popescu: ~.5 TPa, .9 reflectance, estimated 30.1 eV at 5.5K
mircea_popescu: measured. about right.
mod6: neat
mircea_popescu: how's trix mod6
mod6: ah, bueno
mod6: im wired up
mod6: and pulling blocks from thin air ala genesis.
asciilifeform: cograts mod6 !
asciilifeform: ACHTUNG s.nsa customers!
asciilifeform: 6 FUCKGOATS units have shipped today
asciilifeform: the rest -- monday, tuesday, of next wk.
asciilifeform: you can check your invoice page on shop.nosuchlabs.com to see if yours went out today.
mod6: \o/
asciilifeform: !$ ssh 80.83.111.191 67.49.219.148
scriba: ssh banner of 80.83.111.191 as seen on 2016-06-13: SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_4.3p2 Debian-9
scriba: ssh banner of 67.49.219.148 as seen on 2016-06-13: SSH-2.0-dropbear_2014.63
asciilifeform: ooh not-debian
asciilifeform: ACHTUNG s.nsa customers! http://nosuchlabs.com updated with certain instructions for Linux users of ganged sets of FUCKGOATS.
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 1111.75, vol: 16960.29964574 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 1123.498, vol: 16762.96435 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 1105.7, vol: 61445.4228352 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 1099.792449, vol: 13213.11810000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 1081.0, vol: 8514.38887048 | Volume-weighted last average: 1106.66320055
pete_dushenski: well that was a healthy bit of condom/helmet debate wasn't it. and yet not a single comment on the article! for shame.
mod6: asciilifeform: heeey, thanks chief.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/03/bitcoin-mining-difficult-goes-up-3-24-in-newest-adjustment/ << Qntra - Bitcoin Mining Difficult Goes Up ~3.24% In Newest Adjustment
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628622 and http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628630 << you guys must've spent too much time together in portland. "gimme muh comfuurt!" an unexpected angle to be sure. can't say i quite agree as to the supreme value of wearing silk underwear on the daily.☝︎☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 06:06 trinque: well yeah, but a) they're fucking uncomfortable and b) see A.
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 06:45 ben_vulpes: also helmets are hella comfy and i have nfi what you'd need peripheral vision for
pete_dushenski: also, ben_vulpes must not ski (maybe he boards) because peripheral vision is mucho importante when trails merge at high speed
pete_dushenski: and no, no one fucking passes me. lulz of all time that notion.
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628632 << this is a good point actually. falling ~intentionally~ is exceedingly valuable. please to forgive my lack of qualifier in the article. I learned to ski when i was 3 and certainly can't remember those early learning days!☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 07:20 diana_coman: hm, the first thing I purposefully learnt when on skis was...how to fall; as in: how to fall *without* breaking anything etc
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628641 >> snowboarding encourages this kind of flat ass falling. no wonder i'm noticing more girlies in 20s and 30s switching ~back~ to two planks after two decades of keeping up with the cool kids (who incidentally aren't cool anymore)☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 12:37 mircea_popescu: 99% of sacral fractures are because woman fell flat on her ass like idiot instead of falling on side like nature hardened body to do.
mod6: pete_dushenski: i never thought of it that way.
mod6: it's either your knees or ass.
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628688 << lulzy, yes, but also besides the point! point is magnitude of consequence. duh. even 2% chance nuts imo.☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 13:13 asciilifeform: btw pete_dushenski, 'Even with the pill, that forsaken shaman of working woman bondage, the effectiveness is only ~90%.' << this is a lulzy stat, because it lumps in not only user error but outright sabotage
mod6: girls look hawt in snowpants.
pete_dushenski: mod6: mega-hawt! ski boots complete the pkg
pete_dushenski: sadly, the whole 'apres-ski' culture has declined considerably since the 70s, at least around these parts. used to be that hawties with rich papas would show up at the hill, decked out to the 9s and with $500 boots over their shoulder, and just chill and drink in the chalet all day
mod6: haha.
pete_dushenski has never skiied in switzerland or italy, can't speak to liveliness of apres-ski culture there
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628693 << i didn't know that there were ~any~ plusses to having just one girl. now i do!☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 13:18 asciilifeform: pete_dushenski seems to be missing out on the 1 and only plus of having just 1 gurl : losing the plastic bag
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: even having 1 leg has its upsides, fewer socks to wash.
pete_dushenski: hehe
pete_dushenski: you're such an optimist
mod6: lol
pete_dushenski: in other slips and falls, here's an exhaustive list of all the programs / agencies set to be cut down to size in the trumpreich : http://archive.is/GxHR5
pete_dushenski: gotta love washpo's new subtitle : "democracy dies in darkness" (!!)
pete_dushenski: in other patriots, gen david perkins brags about $3mn missile being used to kill $200 quadcopter http://archive.is/eBheq
trinque: so sex is not meant to feel good? the fuck?
trinque: I'm not fucking anyone because "value"
trinque: tends to be a lot less abstract
trinque: turns out they shipped human males with this giant "yes" lever
trinque: lol, in fact, isn't it whores that focus on the value proposition!? (I kid)
shinohai: !~later tell mod6 all the pherkin tests looked good, even when I intentionally muddle the press.
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
shinohai bbl dinner ....
pete_dushenski: trinque: lol some of us are more cerebral than sexual. mebbe can't 'get out of own way' but it's what it is.
trinque: different strokes
pete_dushenski: but both long!
danielpbarron: !~bible pro 5:19
jhvh1: danielpbarron: [KJV] Proverbs 5:19 :: Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
pete_dushenski: in animals as in men, "March 16 (UPI) -- A Moscow petting zoo is suing the advertising company that rented a raccoon, saying it was used in an "erotic" shoot with a nude model and now the raccoon is obsessed with women's breasts."
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: see logs
pete_dushenski: my bad
pete_dushenski: still lulzy as shit
pete_dushenski: bbl yo
BingoBoingo still not sure "racoon" story wasn't just a "das racis" joke
BingoBoingo: Because "coons" vs *coons!"