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asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if he paid out to a random keyless amoeba, that'd be reason to conclude that he was shot and replaced not even by hitler's agent but by a street dog
ascii_field: 'There is nothing illegal that the government there is not into. The government is smart if you just go there as an American you will not be bothered. I lived in the jungles where I was the only white person, and they were on to me. They asked me for $2M, weeks later 40+ armed men stormed my house, shot my favorite dog, and held me in the sun with my hands tied. The next day the congressman came and apoligized and asked
mircea_popescu: what, "i'm a boy from tenesee here to die for some fat bitch's right to marry her dog" ? ☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎
BingoBoingo: "There were 2 puppies that often came to our home to sleep in the shade. I thought they were wild dogs. I gave them milk or water. Well about 1 week later one puppy was dead in front of our gate. We found out the dogs belonged to our next door neighbor. There were many kids laughing around the dead body so we asked the neighbor to remove the dog for us. She said in a while we are preparing dinner. Then a few days later we noticed
asciilifeform: nah, in the land of the cat&dog eaters
ascii_field: (where a serf drowns his dog, the only thing he ever loved)
mircea_popescu: if i ever want to buy a bible, i do not wish to buy a soggy dog eared piece of composted toilet paper ensmeared with the biological refuse of five generations of idiots of the sort that'd misread a bible.
assbot: Logged on 10-02-2015 03:25:08; mircea_popescu: this is like asking wyatt earp "how do you distinguish between the f brothers and stray dog"
ascii_field: which lucky nord (can we call'em nords?) will be the first to be carved up for his dog tag ?
mircea_popescu: the amusing thing to me is that all the libertard anglos read baudrillard, deleuze, lyotard, & co like the dog listens to music.
asciilifeform: not sure if involved. at least in the usual sense. thing isn't a horse, or dog, more like a very ill-tuned piano
mircea_popescu: the alternative, where he texts a chick "hey, we got our sister, we're torturing her, come join" just as the chick in question was giving testimony to the supposed government of the uk - a more illegitimate contrivance never having been known to man, incidentally, they have all the legitimacy to govern kim jong il's favourite dog does.
asciilifeform: 'what, my dog ate your baby? fuck your baby'
mircea_popescu: i have a dog that can slobber better than any race horse :D
assbot: PhytoMAX 800 LED Grow Lights | Black Dog LED Growing Lights ... ( http://bit.ly/1MaaJln )
mircea_popescu: and iom not using your pile of dog vomit.
mircea_popescu: decimation if you shoot my dog by accident ima bury you
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu volunteers to shoot it, not realizing that the dog-kicker will kick every dog mircea_popescu ever bends to pet
asciilifeform: ~they~ kick the dog
ben_vulpes really off with dog now
mircea_popescu: just like women gotta "be sluts" or else your paniced bipedal dog is too afraid of black holes to stick his wee wee into the right hole, just so microsoft must be there for a hundred milion autistic schmucks to be even able to get out of bed i nthe morning.
ascii_field: nubbins`: reads, i must confess, quite like those 'eaten by friend's dog' reports
asciilifeform: 'consistently broken' is not quite it. a 'consistently littered' city may have many dog turds, but one does not expect to find unexploded ordnance from ww2 on the sidewalk
asciilifeform: that is, updates - dog-slow, for example
ben_vulpes: Those supplies had to be delivered to the men patiently waiting for them at the far end of the trail, So he cached the supplies, hoiseted as many carcases of the dead horses as possible into trees where the wolves could not get them, and went all the way back to Hazelton to get dog-teams.
assbot: Logged on 05-07-2015 15:17:05; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-07-2015#1188084 << this is known, from mr mold's articles, as the 'kick the dog till it bites then shoot it' algo
mircea_popescu: that's a guy "thinking about big problems". he is no different from a dog thinking about bacon.
asciilifeform: in order for the narrative to turn into 'dog bit, we shot it'
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-07-2015#1188084 << this is known, from mr mold's articles, as the 'kick the dog till it bites then shoot it' algo ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 10-02-2015 03:25:08; mircea_popescu: this is like asking wyatt earp "how do you distinguish between the f brothers and stray dog"
ben_vulpes: anyways, i'm off to grill chicken and romp dog with other junior members of the clan
trinque: no naughty dog, no lawn mower man
ben_vulpes: trinque: does it have 'naughty dog' as well?
asciilifeform: trinque: last time i played with clim under sbcl it was dog-slow
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> trinque: actually 'lisps' happen because the alternative would be a civilization that doesn't leak. and we don't have one of those to kick around << amusingly enough, re the earlier dog discussion : dog cunt seals, for this reason.
asciilifeform: dog in dog
mircea_popescu: you can't get stuck in dog.
asciilifeform: but evidence for actual case of 'stuck' (in man, not dog) is approx. on par with evidence for loch ness dinosaur
asciilifeform: dog - still alive (or dogcatcher suspects at any rate)
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/06/pressure-in-the-united-states-mounts-to-ban-symbols-of-rebellion-against-federal-government << is pretty plainly a 'kick the dog till it bites, then shoot it' gambit on usg's part
assbot: A man from Alabama has been charged with sexually harassing a dog as he sought to get revenge on his wife who was giving it too much attention. | BieBuzz ... ( http://bit.ly/1BDxEkX )
nubbins`: of course the fucking dog dick is a "web designer"
mats: ill take a dog over a robot any day
assbot: Meet Porter. The World's First Driving Dog. - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Rr4J5R )
cazalla: mats, have you had dog before?
assbot: Pétition · President of the People's Republic of China: STOP THE YULIN DOG MEAT EATING FESTIVAL · Change.org ... ( http://bit.ly/1J7sArO )
mats: https://www.change.org/p/president-of-the-people-s-republic-of-china-stop-the-yulin-dog-meat-eating-festival
kakobrekla: 400k active users is everyone who ever visited their webpage + theri dog + webrobots
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: almost exactly! except it's pulled by my giant dog instead of any sort of horse
mircea_popescu: and obviously mike & gavincoin's dog and pony show have yet to address the fact that "hey, we are ehtereum 2.0, we have the support of "investors" and so on"
cazalla: so i imagine those people with mortgages will soon eat chum (dog food) if they are not already
nubbins`: dude did beat his roomie w/ dog leashes, extension cords, etc
pete_dushenski: "I have also heard that music soothes the savage beast but the last time I sang Whitney Houston's 'The Greatest Love of All' to my offspring, it had the opposite effect despite what I considered to be an excellent reproduction of her tonal range." << combined with dog/bear in jeep and... i died !
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how do i know that not a dog
mircea_popescu: and the explanation comes out to "any girl can get so horny one night she fucks a dog"
trinque: reminds me of some old flash game from the 90s that involved an amputee dog
mircea_popescu: eh, 0.8+ is the kindergarten. if it splits the total loss is ~= two fatties and a stray dog.
mod6: well, it does to me! we used to chat back in the day, i'd like to know if its mjr i.e. father of buttonwood or dog.
mircea_popescu: this is more like the equivalent of dog sniffing.
mats: a weighted vest is incredible for training a dog
assbot: Logged on 24-05-2015 15:09:42; mircea_popescu: mats eh, this is just a dog and pony show for young rand etc. what'll happen is the wh backe,d house vetted solution where the nsa doesn't keep the records, phone companies do, nsa just asks for what it needs.
mircea_popescu: maybe dog knows but believes it somehow is exceptional for him.
asciilifeform: and yes, if dog could get ddt - he would
asciilifeform: i like converse 'on the net, though no one might know, i am still a dog'
jurov: "on irc, no one knows i am a dog"
asciilifeform: and phone flash is typically dog-slow
mircea_popescu: mats eh, this is just a dog and pony show for young rand etc. what'll happen is the wh backe,d house vetted solution where the nsa doesn't keep the records, phone companies do, nsa just asks for what it needs. ☟︎
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: hard to trust a tree that struggles to live twice as long as a dog << brings up a point re: another tree. in ru, folks traditionally are fascinated with the huge birch forests. but consider, birch is a short-lived 'pioneer species'
BingoBoingo: It's just... really hard to trust a tree that struggles to live twice as long as a dog
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cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-05-2015#1137291 <<< i wouldn't send my dog to free childcare let alone my actually son ☝︎
ben_vulpes: mats: as a new dog i must piss on each and every electric fence
mats: asciilifeform: as a new dog i must learn old tricks
Namworld: Will start destroying/chewing stuff if I'm not home for for more than a day. Kind like a dog, but you don't see that behavior often in cats.
ben_vulpes: "i am medicated for schizophrenia and what is dog"
cazalla: i'd bet a cat or dog costs about the same to feed a toddler
Namworld: The convenience of owning a cat and a dog in one, with all the disadvantages and not quite all the benefits.
Namworld: It might be a dog that is disfigured and has bad vocal cords. Might just happen to look like a cat.
cazalla: anyway, be a man and get a dog
mircea_popescu: he also has the social skills of a rabid dog.
assbot: Logged on 09-05-2015 02:34:43; asciilifeform: as to dog 'food' means 'dog food', to homo derpicus - 'isp' means his local telecom monopolist
asciilifeform: as to dog 'food' means 'dog food', to homo derpicus - 'isp' means his local telecom monopolist ☟︎
funkenstein_: gabriel_laddel, no i can't get a dog to pass the BC calc test but that is hardly a proof of causation
gabriel_laddel: Lemme know when you teach a dog calculus.
BingoBoingo: Yellow Dog linux similarly could not improve. Was PPC Mac linux, when PPC Macs faded and other *nic found the platform faded
BingoBoingo: Same way Yellow Dog linus failed
nubbins`: "All I need is <username of my dog>, <my motorcycle>, and maybe a little adventure now and then."
mircea_popescu: anyway, dog ended up with strange ideas about the world, scared the shit out of this chick i visited with once.
mircea_popescu: hey, dog spent the night, k ?
mircea_popescu: for the record, i knew a chick that had a relationship with her dog.
ascii_field: to be fair, the first time i wrote it, it sucked donkey cock (wrote gcd in python, it was dog-slow and O(n^2) )
pete_dushenski: "As the only woman likely to run for president as a Republican, Carly Fiorina, who officially announced her candidacy Monday, is the GOP’s counterweight to Hillary Clinton." << o hey look what the dead dog of silicon valley dragged in.
mircea_popescu: maybe you know, random idiots who failed in academia and took to the internet with their dog and pony "scientific" show did this FOR A REASON,
mircea_popescu: but the diode was not made out of your dead dog.
Adlai: somehow the streets of tel aviv are still paved with cement, beneath the dog shit
asciilifeform: <mircea_popescu> the computer's job is NOT to be the fucking master, and make its own decisions a la windows. the computer's job is NOT to be a solipsistic retarded geek and just do its own thing like anal children do ... the computer's job is to be a most humbly abject slave, perpetually and consumatedly on its knees following you around, with the dedication and unwavering insistence no dog can summon << obligatory http://ww
mircea_popescu: the computer's job is to be a most humbly abject slave, perpetually and consumatedly on its knees following you around, with the dedication and unwavering insistence no dog can summon.
Adlai: stfu my dog is a mutt
Adlai has never met her sober, he's home alone now, aside from dog
jurov: and when she was sober, there was no dog concern?