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mircea_popescu: the car theft thing was very briefly +ev, right after fall of su when a lot of otherwise powerful and important people didn't have their power and importance correctly credentialled by the western pencildicks
asciilifeform: iirc, 'dardick's system'
punkman: "Really need to suck some dick right now. All I’ve thought about for days is cock. My body literally shakes when I think about it. Is this how addicts feel when they’re in withdrawal?"
mircea_popescu: "When she's done I take her back to my place and initiate foreplay because I have to fucking get swabs if I want optimal prophylactic medical treatment for my dick area."
mircea_popescu: the overarching point being that whatever paper dickery they choose makes exactly 0 difference in the field.
mircea_popescu: (and you will also note that elephants in zoo may break cages/lay waste to the hay depot, but do not as a rule figure out hjow to use gps to locate the central bureau of zoos and burn the local pencildicks in charge.)
mircea_popescu: eh, rubber duckling's more than the average dick.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Prolly 10 oz or so. Less than a steak but more than the average dick.
mircea_popescu: because you know, bitcoin is not backed by lulz and drama anymoar. it's backed by inept pencildicks in pretendsuits.
pete_dushenski: sure, if you're fresh out of school, you know dick all, which is quite specifically why architects aren't 'licensed' until damn near a decade of practice
assbot: What a dick: The porniest grave in Paris’s Père Lachaise cemetery|Dangerous Minds ... ( http://bit.ly/1NRM6e1 )
mircea_popescu: dicking around with it long enough.
BingoBoingo: "Women" also exist who can not get actual vaginal penetration without 24 inch dicks
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Originally idiots used it to refer to male FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) which isn't gendered. So I created a better meaning for FUDA: Fat Usurping Dick Apex
BingoBoingo: A candidick I can stand behind http://www.newsjs.com/us/rand-paul-supports-gun-violence-against-the-us-tax-code/
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> i bet the author is this stupid fat kid that's "a feminist" and also "really supports" womenz. << You forget the FUDA: Fat Usurped Dick Area... Basically when the pubic fat is too much for the dick to be externally visible
trinque: that colbert guy gave biden a lavish dick polishing on CBS recently
BingoBoingo: Gawker Media being dicks to legit working men https://archive.is/4ulHC
trinque: gets his dick sucked the rest of the time!
pete_dushenski: of course, behind the scenes, is proctor and gamble, which is to say, that senile old limp-dick from omaha
pete_dushenski: why learn anything or do anything when you can just dick around until the cows come home ?
mircea_popescu: what i would like is if they stopped dicking around and made holo displays already
mod6: if some vagina on the train told me to "watch my man spreding, i'd be like. ``fuck off, dickhead''" it's the only reasonable response you hvae left any more.
mod6: the fact that the one guy didn't outright say to the other "fuck you." is totally limpdick pansy-ass bullshit.
trinque now considers that the dick-clam is probably delicious.
Bingo_VACAY: Kidneys agents surround me. May have to dick my way out
trinque: the latter being a gay app for dick-shopping
moonpunter: i actually have lost count, but three times last year by the same local dick.
BingoBoingo: trinque: ANd for that purpose, gotta keep the cabin utilitarian so the help doesn't get temped to burn gas dicking around.
punkman: "1/3 of pictures are dick pictures and we won't dump."
mircea_popescu: probably some inane brit-pulp a la dickens.
kakobrekla: shitload of pages has this in their tos ... ' if you came here, you agree with all what we say below: you are a dick. '
Vexual: phf: some dick owns the rights
trinque: must've been some serious run-away dick selection in human history ☟︎☟︎
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-08-2015#1234461 << i've been listening to his podcast ever since his article on the dance party for the shamed fat guy; the show is just barely interesting to have on in the background thanks to his somewhat libertarian-leaning co-host, Dick Masterson. Maddox himself is a damn dirty socialist, and also a self-described 'programmer' who frequently speaks to the virtues of winbl0ws ☝︎
mircea_popescu has seen this first... dick, so to speak.
trinque: how does one pretend with his dick, may I ask
BingoBoingo: Taylor Swift could actually get the dick though. Britney Chain always had the crazy.
williamdunne: He replies to every message with dick
pete_dushenski: re: binaries vs. winbloze. this is perhaps like saying that sticking your dick in a blender is nothing like sticking your head in a shark's mouth.
trinque: and still work with non-dickheads
mircea_popescu: pencildicks wanna use the heads. because dicks frangible.
asciilifeform: and one dick cheney to fellate'em
trinque: then parallel threads trying to dick with said indices?
shinohai: I know dick about emacs :/
trinque: hell we should probably all go swing our highly competent dicks in Buenos Aires at some point.
mircea_popescu: he had a bag of dicks.
trinque: they're well conditioned to chuckle about "govt sees my dick pics"
trinque: I only tweet dickery, as a matter of principle
trinque: oh, I was a dick on twitter?
shinohai knows dick about cross-compilation.
cazalla: i thought mircea_popescu's black dick tumblr shots were bad but BingoBoingo is in a league of his own
BingoBoingo: Systemdick appologist gets fucked by systemd-ism https://phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=Btrfs-System-Fail-4.2-More
trinque: gabriel_laddel: did you punch him in the dick?
nubbins`: why not smash your dick with a hammer?
trinque: so this guy cut his dick off to land a TV series?
trinque: ascii-dickbutt
ag3nt_zer0: trinque: yes but these ridiculously reductionist tolerance ideas put into the heads of idiots just amounts to, as MP says something about in a blurb about professionalism on trilema, amateurs playing the racist card or what not... any number of limp-dicked excuses and diversions from what should be the teacher's right to maintain a fucking orderly environment
decimation: yeah, gonna take makefile dicking
trinque: put your dick down, bitcoin
jurov: lol, that's actually true that dick continues deeper in the body
trinque: williamdunne: no one can tell you where your dick begins and ends... this is AMERICA!
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Was recently gifted second laptop. Single core AMD 64bit atom-like processor. Testing stator 0.5.4 build, once sync'd will likely dick around with electrum server against a foundation build with aim of eventually setting up a dedi-box
BingoBoingo spent some time dicking around with it when did OpenBSD 0.7.2 -ish build
ben_vulpes: dickbutt.ascii hyuuuu
trinque goes off to encode dickbutt.jpg as transaction outputs
awokestillY2K: neighbours know whats going on like ur dicks on tumbler
nubbins`: of course the fucking dog dick is a "web designer"
ascii_field: 'vending machine' is inevitable because, unlike torquemada's chambers, it ~can be built by 'pencil dicks'~
mircea_popescu: for the record, that system already exists, for wall street pencildicks.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field but to round it off : i am unimpressed with that utter fear of all usian pencildicks, "omg prison". seriously, lifetime pension ? tyvm. i am also unimpressed with the "difficulties" of "orcs" aka niggers in the us. i have never had a problem making sense of them or the reverse. and THIS is why i say the flight to suburbus is a purely sexual problem.
mircea_popescu: fucking bullshit. the dicklets are fleeing to escape their own ~sexual~ impotence.
pete_dushenski: "The French generals were a lot tougher and better educated than almost anyone in US uniform today. They'd started off doing Jedburgh team jumps into occupied France in WW2, went on through the meat grinder of Indonesia (many through Dien Bien Phu) and Algeria. In the meantime, they'd gotten real educations, not degrees in Business Management from West Dickhole State like your typical US officer."
mircea_popescu: "Nevertheless, if at issue is to find out if FartFarer was the DukeDickwalker's father or uncle one can always trust the wikidorks got it right."
shinohai: @ thestringpuller i had a pm from a guy using a mac last night using gpg on a mac (gui) I couldn't help because I know dick about macs.
BingoBoingo: funkenstein_: And then ATC or Doge abandoment dicks your averaging effort over
mircea_popescu: fuck it, make one planet time and whoever doesn't fly enough can eat a bag of dicks.
cazalla: not sure.. i read one about black dicks and some other weird shit, was a bit too far out there for me (sorta reminds me of the kid at school who never stfu about sex and knew far more than he should in all honesty)
pete_dushenski: "In 2010, LEGO unleashed LEGO Universe, a massive, multiplayer game where builders of all ages could create whatever they wanted on their own digital plots. Well, almost anything: LEGO didn’t want any of the players to endow its online world with penises. After all, it was meant to be a kid-friendly place in which phalluses had no role—even its mini-fig citizens were dickless."
mircea_popescu: http://sd4.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cip3.jpg << and that's the 90s version. by then only the poor kids were still dicking around with z80s tho
mircea_popescu: on its own strength, two kids pulling their dicks in zurich aren't worth the time of day.
danielpbarron: obligatory re: birds on dicks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEZL4ult9n0
assbot: Birds On Dicks ... ( http://bit.ly/1APUIMX )
shinohai: https://www.reddit.com/r/birdsondicks
BingoBoingo: alphonse23_: Well, if you want to be a dick you could use botnet slaves as IRC bouncer, but easier to leave an old machine on at home to bounce IRC. Black and white Macs are ideal
mircea_popescu: black men with small dicks.
nubbins`: er well i guess babydick bros now
nubbins`: babydick bus
williamdunne: Lol, small dick studios
pete_dushenski: mats universities as businesses, which is what they've certainly become with their 20th century 'mass adoption' approach to education, couldn't possibly lead their students to be anything other than broke dicks anymore than apple can with the kids who buy their iphonez
ben_vulpes: > broke dicks
mats: the number of broke dicks getting churned out of ranger school is a leadership failure not a fact of life
thestringpuller: yea. everyone is lining up to suck Gavin's dick more eagerly.
decimation: he's a dick but that's his personality
assbot: Logged on 22-05-2015 03:11:31; BingoBoingo: I think someone stuck their dick in numbers and made this pattern possibru
BingoBoingo: I think someone stuck their dick in numbers and made this pattern possibru ☟︎
gabriel_laddel: I took an early demo (long before I discovered CLIM) to large company X, demonstrated all the information I could collect, that I could write lessons integrated into the whole desktop environment. This company has the sneaking suspicion that people sort of dick around during the onboarding process and there is a huge variation in how long people ta
assbot: Logged on 19-05-2015 13:59:00; nubbins`: they did make me hold my arms out like an airplane while they touched my dick tho
nubbins`: they did make me hold my arms out like an airplane while they touched my dick tho ☟︎
trinque: fuck it all; everyone has to bolt a dick massager to everything