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BingoBoingo: !up Birdman
mircea_popescu: oh shit, 2.2k linmes today . no wonder the log seemed endless.
mircea_popescu: yo Birdman everyone's looking for you like the 2nd coming in eulora on account of those recipes.
Birdman: Ah, i'd been inactive as there wasnt anything i could do until i get my bank roll up
mircea_popescu: talk to danielpbarron or diana or something
BingoBoingo: Look who returns, the whale clubber http://qntra.net/2015/09/consumers-begin-revolting-bitcoin-is-not-visa/#comment-54127
assbot: Consumers Begin Revolting, Bitcoin Is Not Visa | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1L31LVP )
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-09-2015#1269003 << even here we have the fake cn drives, in all form factors even, from doctored thumb drive to hollow laptop ssd containing lead weights and sd reader, etc ☝︎☟︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 09-09-2015 23:59:51; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-09-2015#1268184 <<< this because you never looked at it seriously ?
asciilifeform: even from american retail shops
asciilifeform: e.g., 'best buy'
asciilifeform: and no, you will not read about it in the birdcage liner or the fishwrap, because It Never Happened
asciilifeform: iirc the shop boss claimed that 'someone returned the package with this fake re-shrinkwrapped into it'
mircea_popescu: aha
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24750 @ 0.00074843 = 18.5236 BTC [+] {3}
shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269012 <<< I actually got one of these abt a year ago, a thumb drive with a couple of cheap bolts hot-glued to the case. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 00:05:33; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-09-2015#1269003 << even here we have the fake cn drives, in all form factors even, from doctored thumb drive to hollow laptop ssd containing lead weights and sd reader, etc
BingoBoingo wonder what interest there would be for physical media containing a WoT attested Blockchain shipped. Rates roughly 0.3 BTC for the media and shipping prices 4 BTC to 400 BTC depending on where the media needs shipped
BingoBoingo: Expensive shipping, because simplest chain of custody is WoT member hand delivers
asciilifeform: shinohai et al: i keep waiting for that magical day when these fakes become something like the real thing in the sense of having an embedded wireless nic, silently storing blocks in 'cloud' somewhere
asciilifeform: it'll be quite like a real drive, but slower, cheaper
asciilifeform: as i understand this presently exists as a deliberately-crafted commercial product, used in cameras. but picture if it were picked up by cn artisans of flimflam
asciilifeform: it will be quite the ideal nsatron
asciilifeform: perhaps even sold openly: 'buy this bottomless drive!'
shinohai: Remember cn already has the usb chargers that call home
asciilifeform: shinohai: i keep looking for this, because it'd make a glorious esp8266 substitute
asciilifeform: but somehow they only ever get sold to folks who aren't me
asciilifeform: ditto the famous teapot
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: 4 BTC to 400 for shipping ?! what do you intend to use, ballistic rocket ?
shinohai: Should I stumble upon an example I will gladly hip it to you.
shinohai: *ship
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> BingoBoingo: 4 BTC to 400 for shipping ?! what do you intend to use, ballistic rocket ? << Self + vehicles
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: what is the purpose of this? i mean, you can transmit a pgp sig and post the disk
BingoBoingo: Minimum could probably go lower for exceedingly local deliveries
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Purpose is anyone who doesn't want to mess with wires at all.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: l0l! what would this fella use for a node ? gurlz with pencils ?
shinohai: !s EK-928-C
assbot: 0 results for 'EK-928-C' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=EK-928-C
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Maybe?
BingoBoingo: Price is kinda to filter out people who wouldn't use girls with pencils
asciilifeform: at the risk of repeating myself, shipping blockchains is sad.
asciilifeform: the thing is supposed to sync itself, that is part and parcel of how bitcoin is meant to work.
asciilifeform: every full node is rightfully a walk through all of history
asciilifeform: if it isn't, it is rather like merely an expensive sort of 'sybil'
asciilifeform: kinda like what gavin&hearn make.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: unrelated but useful for you, http://web.alfredstate.edu/quagliato/ti92/tiintro/tiintro.htm
assbot: TI-92 ... ( http://bit.ly/1L340sr )
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: the 'equation solver' is actually half of why people bought the thing ☟︎
shinohai salivates like Pavlov's dog ...
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> at the risk of repeating myself, shipping blockchains is sad. << Other reason for oppresive minimum cost
asciilifeform: shinohai: didja have one of these as a boy ?
BingoBoingo: Equation solver was why I got TI-89 in HS
shinohai: I didn't unfortunately :(
asciilifeform: btw these humble machines were superior to pc in a certain respect - greek symbols on kbd !
asciilifeform: (via a meta key, sure. but worked seamlessly!)
asciilifeform: greek appeared on the early lisp machine keyboards, as well
asciilifeform: i regard it as the mark of a thinking man's computer
asciilifeform: who the fuck wants to type the word 'lambda' ?!
asciilifeform: or 'delta'
shinohai: This is what I had: http://www.oldcomputers.net/trs80pc1.html
assbot: Radio Shack TRS-80 Pocket Computer ... ( http://bit.ly/1UI4LYC )
asciilifeform: shinohai: some folks even today do crypto on these
shinohai: srsly?
asciilifeform: aha.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13450 @ 0.00073621 = 9.902 BTC [-] {5}
shinohai: Found a decent ti-89 for ~$200.
asciilifeform: http://web.alfredstate.edu/quagliato/ti92/tiprog/tiprog.htm << even the asinine 'basic' of these things beats just about anything given to pc novices now
assbot: Programing with the TI-92 ... ( http://bit.ly/1UI4ULw )
shinohai: Welp my poor ass won't be getting one anytime soon.
asciilifeform: shinohai: if you're not a schoolboy, avoid the 89.
asciilifeform: it is ~identical~ to the 92 but has no qwerty
asciilifeform: 92 is ~25 usd surplus.
shinohai: O.o
asciilifeform: believe or not, they let u.s. schoolchildren use '89' on exams.
asciilifeform: but not 92.
asciilifeform: somehow, automagically doing most of symbolic manipulations through sophomore uni maths or so, is a-ok, but oh noez, keyboard could be used to... what?
asciilifeform: save questions from exam for crib sheet?
asciilifeform: it never made sense to me.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if you're mystified as to wtf all of this was, these old gadgets are (literally) 'derive.exe'-in-a-can. ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15806 @ 0.00073555 = 11.6261 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: complete with the 3d grapher thing
shinohai: I must have one.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11844 @ 0.00073456 = 8.7001 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> perhaps even sold openly: 'buy this bottomless drive!' <<< "unmetered badwitdh!!1"
asciilifeform: e.g., http://web.alfredstate.edu/quagliato/ti92/tigraph/IMG00042.GIF
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1UI5cSB )
asciilifeform: http://web.alfredstate.edu/quagliato/ti92/ticalc/IMG00013.GIF << maximi
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1UI5dWK )
asciilifeform: http://web.alfredstate.edu/quagliato/ti92/ticalc/IMG00009.GIF << double integral.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1UI5gBW )
asciilifeform: etc.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> at the risk of repeating myself, shipping blockchains is sad. << so guy wants to meet a guy with girls and pencils.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: if you're mystified as to wtf all of this was, these old gadgets are (literally) 'derive.exe'-in-a-can. << Seriously on the AP Calculus test machine and knowing how to use it was THE trump card.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> <asciilifeform> at the risk of repeating myself, shipping blockchains is sad. << so guy wants to meet a guy with girls and pencils. << mircea_popescu gets it
BingoBoingo: Or person paying premium to see what someone else's blockchain looks like
BingoBoingo: Perhaps to compare stored forklets
asciilifeform: it's like cutting somebody open to count their tree rings or sumthing.
BingoBoingo: Everything has a price. Even the bad ideas. Someone has to present the possibility to them.
asciilifeform: http://web.alfredstate.edu/quagliato/ti92/tialg/IMG00049.GIF << lim.
asciilifeform: http://web.alfredstate.edu/quagliato/ti92/tialg/IMG00044.GIF << compositor of functions.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1UI5lp7 )
asciilifeform: i'll leave it there.
asciilifeform: who really desperately wants this, can download emulator
asciilifeform: it exists.
asciilifeform: (if you need the rom, ask me)
asciilifeform: i have a:
asciilifeform: Dec 25 2000 TI92.ROM
asciilifeform: sha512:9924f6921f3fcfd9069a79bfb5f49336789a0cf798cabc26660e4d0129d0708cfd32e6960367b5ebc5f34475d24940d244e1f15c752d1f6c9990f10380038873
asciilifeform: it is EXACTLY 1MB.
asciilifeform: impressive, what they fit in there, no ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16250 @ 0.00074082 = 12.0383 BTC [+]
shinohai: May I obtain this rom asciilifeform ?
asciilifeform: interestingly, ti is (or at least was) one of the most tightfistedly-drm-besotten hardware makers; to the point that PEOPLE GANGED UP AND FACTORED THEIR RSA KEY - http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/14/145/145273.html
asciilifeform: back when it was nontrivial
shinohai: jeez 2009
asciilifeform: shinohai: your key is not self-signed
asciilifeform: gpg: 73708B0E: There is no assurance this key belongs to the named user
asciilifeform: pub 2048R/73708B0E 2015-01-21 shinohai <shinohai@sdf.org>
asciilifeform: Primary key fingerprint: FDF6 3798 C83A 7B13 75F7 2468 E335 8571 3E18 4252
asciilifeform: Subkey fingerprint: 7B0D 6C5D D3C6 46DE EB0D F73D B4A0 4553 7370 8B0E
shinohai: my bad
mod6: <asciilifeform> please consider updating therealbitcoin www to include the actually usable version thereof ? << The only reason I'm holdin' back here is we don't have a certified release as of yet. Will consider putting up v0.5.4-TEST2
asciilifeform: shinohai: i sent it to your email addr
asciilifeform: shinohai: i guess hitler can decrypt it also, and use the rom.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8950 @ 0.00073451 = 6.5739 BTC [-] {3}
asciilifeform: shinohai: please consider using a civilized pgp key in the future
shinohai: I should make a new key, since I discovered keybase was a waste of time.
BingoBoingo: shinohai: You could do far worse than picking up a TI-92 and some dice
shinohai: true
asciilifeform: mod6: i was recently in a slightly awkward situation of explaining therealbitcoin to an intelligent n00b, but not able to recommend anything hosted at therealbitcoin.org for actual use
asciilifeform: mod6: hence why i asked.
asciilifeform: iirc mircea_popescu even has rel2-beta going on an actual battlefield box. but he's a brave fella, and has fallbacks
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=06-09-2015#1264281 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 06-09-2015 20:42:32; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-09-2015#1263954 << 188.68.240.159 is also online, running pressed stator.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ^ which head did you press to ?
mod6: <+asciilifeform> mod6: hence why i asked. << it's been on my mind lately. thanks for prodding me.
BingoBoingo: Gawker Media being dicks to legit working men https://archive.is/4ulHC
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1L38zmn )
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: lulzy. i'm slightly surprised the thing sold at all other than to a junkyard
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18750 @ 0.00073775 = 13.8328 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Not really. It is hard to get a road worthy title on the things
BingoBoingo: Even when they run
BingoBoingo: And the military hummer has a certain stotting value the Ford "King Ranch" doesn't ☟︎
BingoBoingo: $12,000-$15,000 also fits the sweet spot for "toy" vehicles. Less than people pay for a boat and more than they can sell it for. ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10400 @ 0.00073435 = 7.6372 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Not quite something I can qntra an article about myself http://www.dailydot.com/politics/ashley-richards-animal-crush-video-conviction/
assbot: Texas woman convicted of producing 'animal crush' porn films ... ( http://bit.ly/1L3b4Fi )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11500 @ 0.00073367 = 8.4372 BTC [-] {3}
shinohai: https://www.reddit.com/r/bitcoinxt/comments/3k7pxl/fun_project_make_a_smart_contract_that_pays_out/cuvwbbk
assbot: peoplma comments on Fun project: make a smart contract that pays out if # of BIP101 blocks stays under a threshold. Possible on BTC if we had OP_CAT & OP_CLTV! ... ( http://bit.ly/1L3cHmu )
shinohai: ISP "obliterated"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2617 @ 0.00073612 = 1.9264 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: shinohai: My hometown made a FTTH project a few years ago, obliterated themselves and the other ISPs by installing the big laser backwards ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12941 @ 0.00074692 = 9.6659 BTC [+] {2}
shinohai: top kek
BingoBoingo: Took out both other ISPs for the better part of a day, killed the laser too.
mike_c: asciilifeform: http://i.imgur.com/bssAWaw.png phuctor not accepting submissions?
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1LYf9t6 )
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: ^ which head did you press to ? << wait theres multiple ?!
BingoBoingo: mike_c: Phuctor is down, moving hosts
mike_c: ah, thanks
BingoBoingo: Hopefully Phuctor is back up by November
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: aha it takes a destionation dir name and a patch name (called in this case 'head'). applies sequence up through and including head.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform_dnsseed_snipsnip_192f7bc7c14c1d31c7b417c9cd77be51c4d255f2.patch
asciilifeform: srsly ?!
asciilifeform: iirc that's not even rel1 !
asciilifeform: in fact that would leave dns invocation in
asciilifeform: and prevent a functioning stator, period.
mircea_popescu looks
asciilifeform: and certainly will not build in rotor.
asciilifeform: http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-August/000161.html << sequence displayed here is current.
assbot: [BTC-dev] V examples. ... ( http://bit.ly/1MXJGZq )
mircea_popescu: bitcoin < asciilifeform_dnsseed_snipsnip_192f7bc7c14c1d31c7b417c9cd77be51c4d255f2.patch < asciilifeform_orphanage_thermonuke_2d219fdd1a0da960be38797566e9c0820df11ce6.patch < asciilifeform_tx-orphanage_amputation_6ed529e594301a791fb2f8becbe344dd2de9c45f.patch < asciilifeform_zap_hardcoded_seeds_a367b89765d0b82ce2c7f8043f52006399a1e0b8.patch < asciilifeform_zap_showmyip_crud_ebf527ba3b180b1952c4c8b5af990c1fd61e04da.patc
mircea_popescu: h < asciilifeform_dns_thermonyukyoolar_kleansing_691f046b0a66c2c80deecd8df0b42d11665b0396.patch < asciilifeform_ver_now_5_4_and_irc_is_gone_and_now_must_give_ip_ebed1af0253ef629bbef4bf2b2d1a94742a81f0e.patch
asciilifeform: this is not a 'v' build...
mircea_popescu: hm you know i think you're right, this is an older thing ☟︎
asciilifeform: it won't even function. lacks the db locks correction
asciilifeform: unless you went and put that in by hand.
mircea_popescu: it functions somehow. mebbe in in the wrong box
mircea_popescu will sort this out later.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23710 @ 0.00074717 = 17.7154 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 239.61, Best ask: 239.64, Bid-ask spread: 0.03000, Last trade: 239.6, 24 hour volume: 14022.04967604, 24 hour low: 238.38, 24 hour high: 245.57, 24 hour vwap: None
BingoBoingo though after last night believes FYIAD may become a standard #b-a retorn to hearnianites
BingoBoingo: We hoard wealth, are conservative as hell, and eat idiots
pete_dushenski: didn't dragons fight men noticably more heroic than the power ranger derp brigade ?
BingoBoingo: And far less if you read up on Komodo dragon kills in WWII
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14550 @ 0.0007518 = 10.9387 BTC [+]
pete_dushenski: weapon of japanese army ?
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Nah, hazard of fighting where the big danger isn't the explicit enemy
BingoBoingo: For both sides
pete_dushenski: biological landmines essentially
BingoBoingo: Only in the sense that the predator in Predator II was a landmine for Danny GLover and the drug gangs
pete_dushenski: never seen a predator movie, but can imagine
BingoBoingo: Not a weapon, a more capble discounted enemy.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Predator II is actually one of the classics of its time
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20250 @ 0.00075184 = 15.2248 BTC [+] {3}
pete_dushenski: http://www.wsj.com/articles/japans-gangsters-find-extortion-no-longer-pays-forcing-yakuza-split-1441773870
assbot: Japan’s Biggest Mob Group Splits Under Money, Police Pressure - WSJ ... ( http://bit.ly/1KFxjm3 )
pete_dushenski: sorry if re-post
pete_dushenski: still logging up
pete_dushenski: "The Yamaguchi-gumi still boasts some 23,000 core and associate members, around 44% of all yakuza in Japan, according to police estimates. But membership has been shrinking along with an overall decline in yakuza groups, and Mr. Shinoda’s control has grown shakier. “The prolonged economic stagnation steadily chipped away at the yakuza’s financial clout,” "
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269147 << it's really quite bad ass, the hummer. assuming the heater worked, i'd pick one up for $15k ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 01:20:40; BingoBoingo: And the military hummer has a certain stotting value the Ford "King Ranch" doesn't
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: How does the heater not work in a way that wouldn't be cheap to fix?
pete_dushenski: i have nfi what parts on a hummer'd cost
BingoBoingo: It's just an extension of the engine's cooling system
BingoBoingo: Parts roughly would cost one or two unlicensable or untitleable examples at most
pete_dushenski: probably somewhere between monte carlo and maybach, but where, i know not
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: which could be thousands.
pete_dushenski: or double-digit percentage of purchase price
BingoBoingo: Well, probably would cost somewhere between a Chevy monte carlo's breakpads and a maybach quarter panel
pete_dushenski: lol sure
pete_dushenski: $150 - $15k
BingoBoingo: But for a car person pete_dushenski it sounds like you need friends in lower places.
BingoBoingo: Fuck, a roadworthy chevy monte carlo can be had for $500
pete_dushenski: while in general this is most certainly true that i could use more lowerly placed contacts, i'm in no need of classic mercedes help
pete_dushenski: i have what i need and more isn't hard to find
pete_dushenski: but expensive to maintain any contacts if you don't need them
pete_dushenski: solid web browser logs
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-09-2015#1268238 << would be far more interesting if their website could be navigated. like at all. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-09-2015 18:48:51; punkman: http://archillect.com/
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Well, the best band for buck autocontacts I know are the demolition derby crowd. They know the parts and cars that fail.
pete_dushenski: ;;google alberta demolition derby
gribble: Alberta demolition derby 09 - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVh-x_oL724>; 30th Annual Lions Demolition Derby - Rocky Mountain House, Alberta: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i4vZxw4l5w>; Wembley Demolition Derby: <http://www.wembleydemolitionderby.com/>
pete_dushenski: "The Wembley Demolition Derby is Proud to announce our 10th Anual Demolition Derby which is taking place on September 12th, 2015 at 11:00 a.m until 6:00 p.m."
pete_dushenski: Anual !
pete_dushenski: definitely lower placed
BingoBoingo: Nah, They've got cultural standards to conform to.
pete_dushenski: oh sweet, webley alberta is only a 5 hour drive away
pete_dushenski: *wembley
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11503 @ 0.00075194 = 8.6496 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17033 @ 0.0007512 = 12.7952 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Every year I've got a combine (as in the farm equipment) and car demolition derby on back to back days hundreds of feet aways
pete_dushenski: and do you go ?
BingoBoingo: some years, usually if I go for the big tractors
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.00075201 = 13.7994 BTC [+] {2}
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-09-2015#1268355 << complete with ALWAYS-ON MICROPHONE. awesome. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 09-09-2015 19:28:28; trinque: but we made a new iPhone
pete_dushenski: apple's equivalent of 'hello google' or whatever that motorola had last year
pete_dushenski: so yes, hanging out with girls and their iphone 6s' is a liability. welcome to the future.
mircea_popescu: it's for in case they get raped.
pete_dushenski: or if a guy says "hey cutie"
pete_dushenski: gotta capture the moment
pete_dushenski: share on social medias
pete_dushenski: for popularity
mircea_popescu: guys still do that ?
pete_dushenski: now BingoBoingo has me looking as muscly old off-roaders. and this is too, too sharp in red http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mercedes-Benz-G-Class-5-Doors-/262036024935?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3d02906e67&item=262036024935
assbot: Mercedes Benz G Class 5 Doors | eBay ... ( http://bit.ly/1iyeBAf )
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: for sure.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Isn't it?
pete_dushenski: big time.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31607 @ 0.00075335 = 23.8111 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Since I missed my last fiat window I've been looking also at the basic Chevy Blazer ZR-2, cheap 2 door beasts
BingoBoingo: Take out the back bench and there's a solid looking living area
pete_dushenski: aha, the rollover kings those things
BingoBoingo: Hard to beat the Ford exploder for rollover champion, but the early 70's GTO pony car is a serious competitor
BingoBoingo: It is an enginering balance though. Attack angle versus rollover potential
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: you'd love the f-150 raptor
BingoBoingo: And fret the expense of every scratch versus having expendable machines plural at the ready?
BingoBoingo: Raptor is also rather wide and long for an off roader
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 238.98, Best ask: 239.04, Bid-ask spread: 0.06000, Last trade: 238.98, 24 hour volume: 13735.96112931, 24 hour low: 238.38, 24 hour high: 245.57, 24 hour vwap: None
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32599 @ 0.00075003 = 24.4502 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3ka7ic/bitcoin_is_not_visa/cuwcz3y << why the fuck is reddit so racist ? ☟︎
assbot: StubNuts comments on Bitcoin is not Visa. ... ( http://bit.ly/1LlidMT )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26900 @ 0.00074955 = 20.1629 BTC [-]
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: btw that piece was invictus, not br
mircea_popescu: ?
ben_vulpes: the numbers-fudging piece
BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269269 << Because, they see you rolling, they hating ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 04:09:34; mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3ka7ic/bitcoin_is_not_visa/cuwcz3y << why the fuck is reddit so racist ?
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: that recent piece isn't half bad
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00074955 = 11.0184 BTC [-]
pete_dushenski: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3k8uez/youth_are_the_killer_app_of_bitcoin/ << "After many failed attempts at convincing friends/family/co-workers that Bitcoin is beneficial, one of my Minecraft server players asked me about it. I decided to send over $10 worth on Circle just so he could experience it first-hand. I didn't expect much, since he's young he might not understand even some basic financial c
assbot: Youth are the 'killer app' of Bitcoin. : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1KFCLp4 )
pete_dushenski: oncepts. I was shocked that within 30 minutes of sending, he was already linking bank acounts to Circle and signing up for multiple sites such as purse.io"
pete_dushenski: i loled at this one
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269052 << i routinely aced ME tests simply by virtue of knowing basic linear algebra transformations and how to solve sets of equations with the calculator. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 00:25:20; asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: the 'equation solver' is actually half of why people bought the thing
ben_vulpes: despite having nominally progressed through the *exact same curriculum*, my 'peers' never mastered this 'one simple trick'.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2750 @ 0.00075508 = 2.0765 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: i too had an 89
ben_vulpes: and the misfortune of replacing it with the 89 'titanium' ☟︎
ben_vulpes: which 'featured' perceptible delays between keypress and screen render.
pete_dushenski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlJkec-CQRM << bitcoinica 'taint' analysis
assbot: Bitcoinica Theft with unusual transaction to Theymos - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1LljvHO )
trinque: speaking of which, asciilifeform could you provide a hash of some sort for your derive.exe ?
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: i seem to be to only one here who used ti-83
pete_dushenski: 83 not an american thing ?
ben_vulpes: oh no i had one in middle school
ben_vulpes: quite adequate, rather nifty
pete_dushenski: aha.
pete_dushenski: we used 83 up to grade 12
ben_vulpes: and probably worked...just fine!
pete_dushenski: university was 'fits in head'
asciilifeform: trinque: i signed it! see log
ben_vulpes: where did you top out in maths, pete_dushenski?
pete_dushenski: entry-level calc
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: the '83' was actually mandatory at the school i went to. but normally the warde^H^H^H^teacher wouldn't notice if you had something vaguely shaped like '83'
ben_vulpes: did your stats as well?
asciilifeform: aha
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: yup. part of 'med school' path i once walked along
asciilifeform: i think all the ti widgets had stats
pete_dushenski: maybe i misunderstood 'stats'...
pete_dushenski: thought ben_vulpes was referring to uni course
ben_vulpes: ^^
ben_vulpes: whence the fork, pete_dushenski?
BingoBoingo: <ben_vulpes> and the misfortune of replacing it with the 89 'titanium' << I made this mistake in college. Sold my 'titanium' at a loss
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: 3rd year. after i didn't get in off waiting list for med school in ireland that year, i never reapplied.
BingoBoingo spent two weeks of dishwashing checks on ti-89 senior year for the AP calc test
asciilifeform: trinque: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/derive.zip.sig
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1KFDHK6 )
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: didn't have the grades to stay in canada, decided to make most of opportunities closer to home. not entirely 'for girl' but in no small part was this the consideration.
trinque: asciilifeform: interesting; I found another one on some math uni site
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> pete_dushenski: the '83' was actually mandatory at the school i went to. << i never had a calculator in school. of any kind.
asciilifeform: trinque: there are several versions floating around, including v6 for winblowz
mircea_popescu: couldn't be bothered to
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Big problem with F-150 'raptor' is it is too wide and long. Off road demands oppisite virtues of penis
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the funny part is ~why~ they were required
mircea_popescu: whyssat ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: they actually tried to force the kidz to memorize key sequences for various statistical ops ☟︎
mircea_popescu: oh ffs
asciilifeform: aha.
mircea_popescu: see, school i went to took the exact opposite path.
asciilifeform: hey, if microshit excel can be a class
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: unless 'off-road' is baja dunes, then same.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> <asciilifeform> pete_dushenski: the '83' was actually mandatory at the school i went to. << i never had a calculator in school. of any kind. << I college math calculators became verboten
mircea_popescu: we were doing the cantor proof in 10th grade. what's the use of a calculator for that ?
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Or just inclines and rocks in general
mircea_popescu: math anal was like 40% fundaments of math.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the funnier part still is that the childrenz cooperated eagerly, because you could play 'tetris' and 'dope wars' on the thing
mircea_popescu: i still dunno who drew up that zany curr, but i loved it. prolly gavra.
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: snake !
mircea_popescu: oh chgeck im out, he's the prodean now!
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269148 << at 2x stella's cost, i'd get one ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 01:22:43; BingoBoingo: $12,000-$15,000 also fits the sweet spot for "toy" vehicles. Less than people pay for a boat and more than they can sell it for.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24300 @ 0.00074953 = 18.2136 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: one day someone will explain to me the point of buying a $megabuck machine to sit in traffic jam in.
asciilifeform: does mazerati idle more luxuriously at the red light than ford pinto ?
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: the ti game, snake ;)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if there's black chicks working the street next to you they'll look at you ?
ben_vulpes: "baby we need a military hum-v"
ben_vulpes: "think of how many babies we can put in it!"
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> does mazerati idle more luxuriously at the red light than ford pinto ? << Moar cylinders, smoother idle #truefax
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: well that's your problem for living in congestion hell.
ben_vulpes: not much i can explain to a man sinking into quicksand about the joys of hard land.
mircea_popescu: some people build roads to have where to park, some people build roads to have where to drive. #truefax!
BingoBoingo: ^^
pete_dushenski: http://www.sjsu.edu/faculty/watkins/cantorth.htm << for those, like yours truly, ignorant of 'cantor proof' mentioned by mircea_popescu
assbot: Georg Cantor, Cantor's Theorem and Its Proof ... ( http://bit.ly/1KFE736 )
ben_vulpes: ("it's only like 2 vintage sports cars!")
BingoBoingo: Oh shit I now own #truefax
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269157 << shut. up. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 01:50:19; BingoBoingo: shinohai: My hometown made a FTTH project a few years ago, obliterated themselves and the other ISPs by installing the big laser backwards
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski or from the days before logs : http://trilema.com/2013/squares-do-morals-a-porno/#footnote_9_49613
assbot: Squares do Morals. A Porno. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1KFEdI3 )
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: No seriously at the time the local FTTH gig, the cable co, and the phone co all rented the same inbound fiber line.
BingoBoingo: Now just cable co and phone co share line. FTTH had to get bigger line
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: hehehe
ben_vulpes: jesus shit
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Also phone co still has microwave tower as a fallback
ben_vulpes: well that's nuts.
BingoBoingo: But people using microwave over serious distance make it too expansive to put mere phone calls on it
BingoBoingo: Welcome to middle west reality ben_vulpes
ben_vulpes: expansive or expensive?
BingoBoingo: both
ben_vulpes: beam, cost
BingoBoingo: All
ben_vulpes: you and alf with the gawdawful quality-of-life, i swear...
asciilifeform: hey not everybody is rich
ben_vulpes: what rich?!
asciilifeform: that rich.
ben_vulpes: right parents.
ben_vulpes: right geography.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Hometown may have congested pipes, but has open roads
ben_vulpes: i drove from my office to the heart of downtown in ten minutes today in the middle of rush hour
ben_vulpes: what about those roads isn't open
mircea_popescu: so im seeing some maybe interesting errors.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ??
mircea_popescu: 1sec, im prepping.
asciilifeform was about to sleep but will stay awake for this
ben_vulpes: argh and google maps has nuked the "type anything and get directions function"
ben_vulpes: (a 2.4 mile drive, i must point out)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21500 @ 0.00074953 = 16.1149 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: http://punix-os.blogspot.com/2012/03/first-time-real-calc.html << possibly of interest to you
assbot: Punix OS: First time real calc! ... ( http://bit.ly/1KFEZom )
ben_vulpes tenterhooks
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ~20 mins
mircea_popescu: i was about to sleep also
ben_vulpes resigns self to logs
BingoBoingo: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--b58Fer1BZw/VaSGOESUfOI/AAAAAAAAMEk/PrTJbNzHTqk/s400/8cd3631ac0567459431880c72a5a9ccb192ec65f8f57e8afa6c39565d7db6ab9_1.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1UIngvO )
asciilifeform: http://cdn.omg-facts.com/2013/2/7/36a5cd01a61e425274ac73c3726e0151.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1UInoLZ )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.00074953 = 7.1205 BTC [-]
asciilifeform to bed
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15607 @ 0.00074922 = 11.6931 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16243 @ 0.00074589 = 12.1155 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: SigOpCount out of bounds : 4219 occurences ; nonstandard tx types : 99695 occurences. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if you're still around
mircea_popescu: 44821 nonstandard txout ; 54874 nonstandard txin ☟︎
mircea_popescu: also getting spammed with unsolicited old blocks. about 2k/hour or so. all in the 200k range.
mircea_popescu: (this in particular is a very clever ddos vehicle for the bitcoin tx relay network, because the inept implementation generates a lot of such spurious nonsense anyway) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/3k8mmx/so_im_running_out_of_space_on_my_home_directory/ << meanwhile at the lolfarms.
assbot: So I'm running out of space on my home directory and the btc blockchain is like 50Gb, How do I move it to another drive? : Buttcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1OepfIs )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28887 @ 0.00074502 = 21.5214 BTC [-] {3}
cazalla: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-09/national-facial-recognition-system/6761266 "It keeps Australians safe.."
assbot: Facial recognition: Privacy advocates raise concern over 'creepy' system Government says will enhance national security - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) ... ( http://bit.ly/1OeqzeH )
mircea_popescu: "safe".
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31945 @ 0.00073883 = 23.6019 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00075303 = 11.0695 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4402 @ 0.00075424 = 3.3202 BTC [+]
punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269012 << I guess I don't buy enough SSDs (and/or the local vendors are not fucktards). I've never chanced upon usb flash or sd card with fake capacity though. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 00:05:33; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-09-2015#1269003 << even here we have the fake cn drives, in all form factors even, from doctored thumb drive to hollow laptop ssd containing lead weights and sd reader, etc
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11745 @ 0.00073391 = 8.6198 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32950 @ 0.0007523 = 24.7883 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6572 @ 0.00073391 = 4.8233 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24676 @ 0.00075536 = 18.6393 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22400 @ 0.00074376 = 16.6602 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00073391 = 9.4674 BTC [-]
punkman: fwiw, the new, fixed, improved, amazing Firefox likes to crash several times a day on me.
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41122 @ 0.00073391 = 30.1798 BTC [-] {2}
shinohai: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 239.03, Best ask: 239.31, Bid-ask spread: 0.28000, Last trade: 239.2, 24 hour volume: 13249.03512761, 24 hour low: 237.01, 24 hour high: 241.9, 24 hour vwap: None
cazalla: punkman, lol same here, yet i click that upgrade button because want to see what's behind door xyz
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12439 @ 0.00073672 = 9.1641 BTC [+]
shinohai: https://www.reddit.com/r/bitcoinxt/comments/3kcwm9/take_a_step_back_xt_has_already_won/ <<< morning lulz
assbot: Take a step back: XT has already won : bitcoinxt ... ( http://bit.ly/1iyAXSa )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19300 @ 0.00075537 = 14.5786 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31200 @ 0.00075679 = 23.6118 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00075493 = 4.1144 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18608 @ 0.00076039 = 14.1493 BTC [+] {2}
cazalla: i guess asciilifeform didn't win the makeathon :\ http://www.coindesk.com/blockchain-insurance-consensus-2015-makeathon/
assbot: Consensus 2015 Makeathon Winners Create Blockchain Insurance Solution ... ( http://bit.ly/1JY6xBW )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8700 @ 0.00076113 = 6.6218 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7150 @ 0.00075677 = 5.4109 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41150 @ 0.00075599 = 31.109 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9900 @ 0.00075404 = 7.465 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6900 @ 0.00075113 = 5.1828 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19190 @ 0.00075945 = 14.5738 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48167 @ 0.00076154 = 36.6811 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59587 @ 0.0007474 = 44.5353 BTC [-] {6}
punkman: cazalla: seems like the winner was a deedbot
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16090 @ 0.00073431 = 11.815 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2043 @ 0.00073675 = 1.5052 BTC [+]
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269288 << ah I was too late for the original 89 so this is the one I had from the get-go, but the thing still rocks. I would play with it during non-math classes, trying out all sorts of different integrals and derivations ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 04:29:54; ben_vulpes: and the misfortune of replacing it with the 89 'titanium'
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269326 << why I dropped out of college. In order to advance math degree, I would have had to take calc 3 with a prof that I knew from calc 2. She gave us assignments such as writing reports on what keys to press on the calculator to do whatever thing ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 04:41:05; asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: they actually tried to force the kidz to memorize key sequences for various statistical ops
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4557 @ 0.00073848 = 3.3653 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3250 @ 0.00073431 = 2.3865 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7050 @ 0.00073431 = 5.1769 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28704 @ 0.00073647 = 21.1396 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24626 @ 0.00073402 = 18.076 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6125 @ 0.00073394 = 4.4954 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11125 @ 0.00073374 = 8.1629 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24128 @ 0.00073942 = 17.8407 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15750 @ 0.00074251 = 11.6945 BTC [+]
deedbot-: [Trilema] The trade hour - http://trilema.com/2015/the-trade-hour/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17617 @ 0.00074951 = 13.2041 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3833 @ 0.00074813 = 2.8676 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15245 @ 0.00075057 = 11.4424 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1935 @ 0.00075807 = 1.4669 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15273 @ 0.0007486 = 11.4334 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6394 @ 0.0007486 = 4.7865 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16000 @ 0.0007548 = 12.0768 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20600 @ 0.00074639 = 15.3756 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2500 @ 0.0007548 = 1.887 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29652 @ 0.00075693 = 22.4445 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2921 @ 0.00075909 = 2.2173 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269404 << got any captures ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 05:13:44; mircea_popescu: SigOpCount out of bounds : 4219 occurences ; nonstandard tx types : 99695 occurences.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269406 << needs some 'entomological' work, yes. gotta log'em. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 05:15:49; mircea_popescu: 44821 nonstandard txout ; 54874 nonstandard txin
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269408 << betcha no one would bother if this weren't one of the only two working public therealbitcoin nodes ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 05:18:31; mircea_popescu: (this in particular is a very clever ddos vehicle for the bitcoin tx relay network, because the inept implementation generates a lot of such spurious nonsense anyway)
asciilifeform: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-10/bullying-allegations-against-monash-senior-surgeon-upheld/6766046 << linked from one of the earlier items
assbot: Bullying allegations against Monash Medical Centre senior surgeon upheld - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) ... ( http://bit.ly/1JXsa3g )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 67650 @ 0.00076187 = 51.5405 BTC [+] {6}
asciilifeform: '"She was awful to me ... you know, just constantly being made to feel that I wasn't good enough, constantly being made to feel that I was missing things, that I was lazy, that I was stupid," she said.' << i suppose au no longer needs surgeons who are not lazy, stupid
asciilifeform: !up analmaster
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29100 @ 0.00076261 = 22.192 BTC [+] {5}
analmaster: yoyo
asciilifeform: analmaster: dig up your pgp key!
analmaster: one day my friend. how about thanksgiving break.
analmaster: gobble gobble
asciilifeform: l0l i thought we didn't do holidays analmaster
analmaster: i think you are right
analmaster: i think we might still get 2
analmaster: im used to not getting any holidays. When i worked at mcdonalds everyone had to work 2 hours so we could stay open on thanksgiving
asciilifeform: one day analmaster will return to his farm
analmaster: one day when we get nuked you will all come be my farm hands
mod6: +1 solid nick & job offer
asciilifeform: mod6: analmaster toils with me in the minez. but he is also a mega-farmer in his off hours.
analmaster: i almost completed the melon challenge this year.
analmaster: To eat fresh melon every day for 60 days
mod6: im a gardening n00b. i grew two zucchinis. my cucumber plants died. i did get 1 metric fuckton of tomatoes tho.
mod6: had 22 plants haha.
mod6: 60 days of melons tho, that's some fortitude right there.
analmaster: i can do it next year. i just have to stagger my planting
analmaster: tomatoes are prolific. zucchinis even more so
analmaster: how did u get only 2
analmaster: squash beetles?
mod6: apparently, "asian beetles" or something. they were fucking all over the leaves of the cukes, zucchs and rasberries. little bastards.
analmaster: oh
analmaster: where do u live
analmaster: do u mean
analmaster: jappanese beetles?
mod6: yeah, im up near minneapolis
analmaster: ah, u mean new syria
mod6: yah, aha.
analmaster: i also get raped by the japp beetles. my suggestion, every morning ( and night during peak season) take a hand heled vacuum and suck them off
analmaster: hand hield hitler
asciilifeform: good marketing name for a vacuum
analmaster: lol
mod6: not a bad idea. ima try that next year if I see 'em. year before didn't see any!
analmaster: they are slowing taking over our country.
asciilifeform: 'dirt devil' is a snore. 'handheld hitler' is a sure winner.
mod6: ^
analmaster: i would buy a handheld hitler for sure. will leave no stone unturned in search for the filth.
analmaster: the beetles just left my back yard a few weeks back.
analmaster: you can cover ur plants if u have few enough
mod6: I wanna build some potato boxes for next year too, at least, give it a try. Was going to do that this year, but ... got too busy.
analmaster: why boxes
analmaster: ur soil is fine
analmaster: isnt it?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6800 @ 0.00074671 = 5.0776 BTC [-] {3}
analmaster: btw potatoes were my main crop this year
analmaster: potatoes and melons
jurov: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/elon-musk-reveals-plan-to-drop-thermonuclear-weapons-on-mars-to-prepare-planet-for-humans-10494346.html fuck yeah, let's assemble some nukes on orbit!
assbot: Elon Musk reveals plan to drop thermonuclear weapons on Mars to prepare planet for humans - News - Gadgets and Tech - The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1JXwYWj )
thestringpuller: analmaster: you're like a cool version of Dwight Schrute.
analmaster: lol
analmaster: whats that movie he was in
analmaster: the drummer
analmaster: as a drummer i should say
analmaster: oh the rocker. i quite enjoyed that movie.
mod6: <+analmaster> why boxes << oh, yeah it is im sure, but i heard that if you're short on horizontal planting space, you can do the boxes and get them to grow vertically so you can produce more in a smaller space. maybe I'm wrong though?
analmaster: nope your right
analmaster: its recommended you 'hill' your potatoes when they are in the ground
mod6: ah. good to know.
mod6: bring ur pgp key next time! :]
analmaster: next time!
mod6: !up analmaster
analmaster: analbot
jurov: beongs to #bitcoin-anal
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17860 @ 0.00074761 = 13.3523 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10388 @ 0.00075563 = 7.8495 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3900 @ 0.00075563 = 2.947 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: !up analmaster
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19957 @ 0.00075689 = 15.1053 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1727 @ 0.00076018 = 1.3128 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17450 @ 0.00076118 = 13.2826 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/09/coinwallet-turns-stress-test-into-dust-givaway/ << Re: proliferation of weird tx recently ☟︎
assbot: Coinwallet Turns Stress Test Into Dust Givaway | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1UEv1bs )
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: they did almost exactly this last time
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: except then it was to brainwallets (using the classical hash algo) with words like 'password'
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: But this time they save themselves the trouble of actually broadcasting tx
asciilifeform: but then it was also largely idiot dust collectors doing the heavy lifting
BingoBoingo: Ah
asciilifeform: 'Tomorrow’s test will not occur as planned. CoinWallet.eu will not be sending a single transaction. Instead, we will be giving away over 200 Bitcoins to the community. Previous tests have involved splitting bitcoins into hundreds of thousands of tiny outputs. Now, as a gift to the community, all of the private keys that contain those outputs will be posted publicly, making the coins free for the taking. ' << l0l
BingoBoingo: So now instead of one derp spamming transactions, many derps spam transactions
trinque: uh so... curl script?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25100 @ 0.00076184 = 19.1222 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: !up analmaster
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9700 @ 0.00076271 = 7.3983 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: https://archive.is/QpMZW << Oh look MIT technology review readers are flocking to qntra nao
assbot: Qntra.net Traffic and Demographic Statistics by Quantcast ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lmngww )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19550 @ 0.00075898 = 14.8381 BTC [-] {4}
mats: isn't that because you're linking to them?
mats: that is, its qntra readers going to technology review
BingoBoingo: mats: No, I linked to archive.is
BingoBoingo: of the MIT review thinger
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22140 @ 0.00074975 = 16.5995 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6900 @ 0.00074275 = 5.125 BTC [-] {3}
ben_vulpes: good morning!
BingoBoingo: morning
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1931 @ 0.00074351 = 1.4357 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: lol the technologyreview.com hopped up on the list
thestringpuller: zerohedge readers are still the #1 audience
thestringpuller: For what reason or at whose behest does such poor article get published in this reputable venue? << from http://www.technologyreview.com/news/541121/allegations-of-dirty-tricks-as-effort-to-rescue-bitcoin-falters/#comments
ben_vulpes: http://daringfireball.net/2015/09/thoughts_and_observations_on_todays_hey_siri_event
assbot: Daring Fireball: Brief Thoughts and Observations Regarding Today's 'Hey Siri' Apple Event ... ( http://bit.ly/1LZXWzo )
ben_vulpes: "There were around 1,500 people in the audience — but at least 1,000 were Apple employees... At WWDC (and in years past, Macworld Expo) Moscone is filled with paid ticket holders. Having that many employees in the room changes the tenor of the audience considerably — the cheering and applause were raucous."
trinque: ben_vulpes: put the "event" on yesterday, found myself bored quickly
trinque: Steve's dead, and they put the supply-chain bean counter in charge ☟︎
thestringpuller: Woz is off doing Woz shit.
trinque: which lately seems to be what, squinting and giving talks?
trinque: sitting on a few boards
trinque: his wheels of zeus went under, and at fusion IO I think he's more of an ornament than someone driving the company
trinque: poor guy took quite a crack on the head once upon a time, so I can't blame him
thestringpuller: Woz just chillin' man. He retired long ago. ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24231 @ 0.00074305 = 18.0048 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13979 @ 0.00074267 = 10.3818 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5877 @ 0.00074281 = 4.3655 BTC [+] {3}
mats: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/09/10/dozens-intelligence-analysts-reportedly-claim-reports-on-isis-were-altered/
assbot: Dozens of intelligence analysts reportedly claim assessments of ISIS were altered | Fox News ... ( http://bit.ly/1M01Jg8 )
mats: >According to the report, some analysts allege that reports deemed overly negative in their assessment of the Syria campaign were either blocked from reaching policymakers or sent back down the chain of command. Others claim that key elements of intelligence reports were removed, fundamentally altering their conclusions. ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19887 @ 0.0007592 = 15.0982 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25050 @ 0.00074345 = 18.6234 BTC [-] {4}
trinque: mats: looking like this will be quite a war, when it rips loose
trinque: there's a case to be made here that the US has (with the Saudis and Turks) created a monster; I wonder if someone such as Putin will address that.
trinque: he seems to be hinting at it with his "international coalition against terrorism" rhetoric, whatever he called it
shinohai: ;;later tell mod6 came home to find lappy stolen, need copies of our previous experiments.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
shinohai: Also nice article BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/09/coinwallet-turns-stress-test-into-dust-givaway/
assbot: Coinwallet Turns Stress Test Into Dust Givaway | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1UEv1bs )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00074167 = 4.6725 BTC [-]
jurov: Putin wants to keep their naval bases, fights anyone who isn't Bashir Assad without distinction
trinque: he does, but perhaps there is also a longer-term game to play which results in a diminished, financially crippled USA
shinohai: http://www.ibtimes.com/al-qaeda-wants-kill-warren-buffett-bill-gates-magazine-releases-911-assassination-2090759 <<< Al Qaieda puts out hit on Bill Gates for bringing the world Windows.
assbot: Al Qaeda Wants To Kill Warren Buffett, Bill Gates: Magazine Releases 9/11 Assassination List ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ns9n62 )
trinque: how many more Iraq-sized (or larger) conflicts do we have in us before exhaustion?
trinque: shinohai: lol
shinohai: ^^
trinque: I've amused myself with the thought that the United States has been on a mission to unite humanity (against itself).
trinque: seems to be going marvelously
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3213 @ 0.0007592 = 2.4393 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57187 @ 0.00076281 = 43.6228 BTC [+] {3}
mod6: (15:05) <+shinohai> came home to find lappy stolen, need copies of our previous experiments. << oh no!
mod6: just busted into your place? did they get a copy of your PGP key?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30050 @ 0.00075912 = 22.8116 BTC [-]
shinohai: Nope they didn't get in the library, just the little room where my routers and spare computers are. they left my pogo lol.
thestringpuller: "what's this piece of shit computer?!?"
shinohai: I'm sure they are in for quite a surprise when they fire it up and find it doesn't have an X server.
trinque: wd on not losing your keys as a result
mod6: ^
mod6: this weekend I'll get you sorted with stuff that you need for experiments.
shinohai: Mainly I wanted that cucumber script we tried, I was playing with it some but could have been worse.
asciilifeform: 'The stated goal of the attacks was to derail the “revival of the American economy,” NBC reported.'
asciilifeform: plot of trotskyite wreckerz! (tm) (r)
cazalla: https://twitter.com/lopp/status/642001050564698112?replies_view=true&cursor=APDW4mDZ6Ag top keks and lulz
thestringpuller: isn't that the guy who works for the company who wants to bring FDIC to its users to scam their bitcoins
trinque: "qntra started a useful conversation regardless of views" << l0l
trinque: aw qntra is participating in teh consensusification
trinque: I think not.
trinque: as for whether tech review acknowledges it, who gives a fuck?
trinque: also, why isn't Matonis here? The guy sounds halfway sensible.
thestringpuller: trinque: he has his reasons.
mod6: shinohai: yeah sure, i'll get you all setup again with cukes, rotor, V, etc.
thestringpuller: trinque has a point. BingoBoingo cazalla you should invite Matonis to irc. He is a big Qntra fan.
cazalla: trying to make a recruiter for the cult outta me eh thestringpuller ? people can find their own way
shinohai: Thanx mod6. Appears to be all I lost besides an old crummy BTC wallet that only had dust in it. ☟︎
shinohai: Notes, but I believe I made backups of those somewhere.
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269598 <<< i think i recall he wanted to chill down under, not sure if he ever went through with it ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 18:31:52; thestringpuller: Woz just chillin' man. He retired long ago.
trinque: woz in oz
trinque: lol
shinohai: kek
trinque: http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-phoenix-highway-shootings-20150910-story.html << “These are bad people trying to do harm to good people,” Col. Frank Milstead, director of the Arizona Department of Public Safety, told ABC News.
assbot: Anxiety builds in Phoenix after another mysterious highway shooting - LA Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1UF8Ce8 )
trinque roars with laughter
trinque: thanks frank
shinohai: What a quote. In other news, the sky is blue and grass is green.
BingoBoingo: <thestringpuller> trinque has a point. BingoBoingo cazalla you should invite Matonis to irc. He is a big Qntra fan. << He know where to come. His problem if he doesn't act on it.
trinque: man, you guys are terrible at culting
BingoBoingo: trinque: Anyways Matonis was involved in the Vessenes Fundnation, pretty sure if he came he'd have to be ready to grovel and appologize for that personal failing of his.
thestringpuller: ^^^yea
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9550 @ 0.00074234 = 7.0893 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15200 @ 0.00074801 = 11.3698 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up analmaster
thestringpuller: mega farmer returns
BingoBoingo: Well, you know where the fertilizer comes from on that farm at least
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00075225 = 17.9788 BTC [+] {3}
ben_vulpes: love the fertilizer, worship the peasantry
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00075924 = 9.8701 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20600 @ 0.00074113 = 15.2673 BTC [-] {2}
trinque: http://www.rt.com/news/314945-syria-help-isis-lavrov/ << inching closer still to "US made ISIS"
assbot: US backs those who want to use terrorists against Assad – Lavrov — RT News ... ( http://bit.ly/1QrAE71 )
mats: everything proceeding according to plan
mats: assad's regime and isis on the field of battle, with hopes that ru gets to enjoy afghan part 2 ☟︎
trinque: maybe they die together, the US and Russia
trinque: fitting if nothing else
trinque: ru though seems wisely intent on playing diplomat aside our arsonist
BingoBoingo: https://slimgur.com/images/2015/09/09/8875b1a5e58debc5125630a96961ac6b.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1EQQSpj )
trinque: http://www.latimes.com/world/middleeast/la-fg-russia-saudi-syria-islamic-state-20150811-story.html
assbot: Russia on diplomatic offensive to defeat Islamic State, end Syrian war - LA Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1EQR1ZJ )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30220 @ 0.00074301 = 22.4538 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: trinque: It appears a certain bot isn't on the job...
trinque goes to kick it
ButtBotButt: http://qntra.net/2015/09/former-reddit-ceo-surrenders-legal-fight-after-losing-media-outlet/
assbot: Former Reddit CEO Surrenders Legal Fight After Losing Media Outlet | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kbulzo )
trinque: and yet... tcp 0 0 172.30.0.227:56649 94.125.182.252:7000 ESTABLISHED
trinque: what in zee fuck
mod6: ;;later tell asciilifeform website updated.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
shinohai: Nice work mod6
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7156 @ 0.00073782 = 5.2798 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24750 @ 0.00074678 = 18.4828 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: So on the local TV news apparently St Louis is going to put in a bid for 1200 syrian refugees.
BingoBoingo: I'm fine with it if they move them into North City. The Bosnian resettlement program in South St Louis was a huge success seeing how the bonsians run that place now.
BingoBoingo: I wonder how the new blessed orcs will get along with the established blessed orcs
hanbot: so, folks: mircea_popescu is out of order with apparently some sort of stomach bug; hopefully he'll be able to stand tomorrow. ☟︎
cazalla: australia put in a bid for 12,000 followed up by announcement the gov wants to bomb syria even more
BingoBoingo: Example of the established blessed orcs http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/glocks-out-teen-gets-four-years-for-bringing-gun-to/article_3aa972d4-8193-5451-8a39-82ce9263a297.html
trinque: hanbot: sorry to hear that; wish him a speedy recovery
BingoBoingo: "A St. Louis teen accused of telling others to "Pop Out With Y'all Glocks Out At The V Game" on social media was sentenced Friday to four years in prison for bringing a Glock to Vashon High School,"
BingoBoingo: hanbot: Hope the repair team tends to him well
cazalla: i gues those big macs didn't go down so well!
hanbot: i've heard he gets extra mean when sick, so prolly for the best he isn't chattin'
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell gabriel_laddel plz for to record some interactions with this magical realtime 3d system you've banged together ☟︎
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: It's alright, we'll generate some logs so when he's feeling better he can still be mean
hanbot: most excellent :)
BingoBoingo wonders what the food taster was doing slacking on the job
shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2015#1269700 <<< Send him best wishes from his beloved cult. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-09-2015 22:28:12; hanbot: so, folks: mircea_popescu is out of order with apparently some sort of stomach bug; hopefully he'll be able to stand tomorrow.
jurov: From me too.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27900 @ 0.00073614 = 20.5383 BTC [-] {3}
mod6: <+shinohai> Nice work mod6 << ty
mod6: <+trinque> hanbot: sorry to hear that; wish him a speedy recovery << yeah! send him our well-wishes.
lobbes: hanbot: tell him to smoke some 'jazz cigarettes.' usually good medicine for stomach issues
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33012 @ 0.00074074 = 24.4533 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: https://i.imgur.com/nyFe8jk.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1O4n0IF )
BingoBoingo: <lobbes> hanbot: tell him to smoke some 'jazz cigarettes.' usually good medicine for stomach issues << WHat if it is the other end of the stomach? That often responds better to Opium
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11700 @ 0.00074074 = 8.6667 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Also, all of the lols https://blockchain.info/block/00000000000000000aa2f66af1d99558e44a942c2b98ad75f8aa0c68afc71457
assbot: Bitcoin Block #373947 ... ( http://bit.ly/1O4n6QA )
shinohai: http://kxan.com/2015/09/10/texas-man-admits-sending-military-technology-to-russia/ <<< heh I missed this.
assbot: Texas man admits sending military technology to Russia | KXAN.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1gcYEh7 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31800 @ 0.0007359 = 23.4016 BTC [-]
trinque: unrelatedly, here is a picture of the asses of several soldiers
shinohai: lolz
mod6: ;;later tell asciilifeform I've been testing/looking at 'v' quite a bit. Re-implementing on my own for better/full understanding (since I'm not a python guy). I'm confused about why here 'asciilifeform_and_now_we_have_eatblock.vpatch' is not listed as a descendant of mod6_fix_dumpblock_params.vpatch : http://dpaste.com/08X2Q6P.txt
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1gcYYg2 )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mod6: omg
mod6: asciilifeform: im mentally retarded. nevermind. lol.
mod6: i think i've been staring at this for too long haha.
mod6: *sigh*
shinohai: Take a break mod6, I am sure you deserve it.
mod6: you know... actually, i think im still on to something here... i just didn't mean 'asciilifeform_and_now_we_have_eatblock.vpatch', ... but im going back over all of this again. the paste above & stuff was brain fart.
shinohai: Did you get v to work w/perl ?
mod6: ok no nevermind. i think its fine.
mod6: yeah. well, its pretty far along.
mod6: ;;later tell asciilifeform ignore my previous message. I'm retarded.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31000 @ 0.00073527 = 22.7934 BTC [-] {3}
mod6: you just can't help it, if you were born retarded. you know?
BingoBoingo: https://archive.is/XBMXJ
assbot: Bingo Boingo on Twitter: "@lopp and seriously now go Fuck yourself long and hard @bitstein @pierre_rochard @qntra @jonmatonis @adam3us" ... ( http://bit.ly/1gd0Wgp )
mod6: what's all that about?
BingoBoingo: Some asshole was calling qntra a bunch of slanderous lies beneath the gloryholious MIT Technology Review
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33909 @ 0.00074613 = 25.3005 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: See also https://archive.is/KCSuk
assbot: Bingo Boingo on Twitter: ".@lopp I didn't start the slander, but you can always go and Fuck yourself @jonmatonis @adam3us @Joi @qntra @techreview" ... ( http://bit.ly/1gd1BOH )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34900 @ 0.00073314 = 25.5866 BTC [-] {3}
shinohai: loooool
BingoBoingo: @BitGo engineer · creator of http://statoshi.info · founder of http://bitcoinsig.com · find me at https://onename.com/lopp << Derp in question's bio
assbot: Grafana ... ( http://bit.ly/1gd1LWv )
assbot: Bitcoin SIG ... ( http://bit.ly/1gd1McQ )
assbot: Jameson Lopp's blockchain ID - registered via onename.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1gd1Kli )
BingoBoingo: I assume on other venues he goes by 'statoshi'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44408 @ 0.00075371 = 33.4708 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18600 @ 0.00073637 = 13.6965 BTC [-]