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shinohai: http://archive.is/IGurI <<< so my TV is a samsung, I am assuming it isn't long until it blows up and takes me with it. I hereby bequeath my Eulora loot to mircea_popescu
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trinque: hell he does reality tv iirc
BingoBoingo: Lafond does TV http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=5559
mircea_popescu: what do you mean how so ? like tv killed the radio star, they were there and jewing the place up then the jews came along and stole it from them.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: domain 'investment' was so closely a premonition of modern shitcoinery scams, that it is almost of a same relationship to them as nipkow's mechanical televisor to modern tv.
mircea_popescu: it's fucking incredible just how bad trump's speech writer was, by the way. dude's a reality tv star, like that jenner chick or whatever, you'd expect he'd come prepared to kill it.
ben_vulpes: http://portland-shopping-list.shithouse.tv/
mircea_popescu: anyway, cnn trading places with al-jazeera to report supportively about wedding ceremonies "accidentally" bombed in santa barbara by a "stray" russian rocket would be something i'd even turn a tv set on for.
asciilifeform: and, eh, 'v', or trb, or various other items contemplated here, fall much closer to the jet than to the tv set.
mircea_popescu: ality tv in the world will be able to invite two kids who are brother, sister, and cousins. to tell the world all about their failed relationship / lovechild, of course.
trinque: "I will put her in prison" could only be trumped by "I will flog her on national TV"
mircea_popescu: that's THE thing neh ? "oh fascinating, oprah also has a tv show"
BingoBoingo: Lettuce not forget the late stage of the game when Al Sharpton got a "news" tv show
BingoBoingo: es and (just wait) the creation of Trump TV. But we cannot and should not forget: A couple days ago it was still fathomable that America could have voted into office the biggest threat to the country in decades." << An urban practitioner of pete's religion who enjoys marijuana
mircea_popescu: n somewhat other news, http://www.evz.ro/un-interviu-de-pomina-serghei-lavrov-cabotinul-acuza-sua-ca-nu.html (entirely obscure romanian "expert" of the usg.nato.romania.experts indirection has... WATCHED TV! and has oppinions! as to how reality is! and things! consensus! international community!
mircea_popescu: til. check out what the made-for-tv jew stereotype is named! BEN STEIN!
catvorg_cultist: alf is that american tv show about an alien who eats cats.
trinque: it's like living on a cheap TV set. my neighbor's door - when kicked in two weeks ago - broke like balsa wood right along the only (soft) metal in the door, at the "lock"/"latch"
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo in other lulz, i reviewed over coffee the TWELVE PAGE ad some local tv beauty / whore took out for herself.
mircea_popescu: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160917/#547 << wait, what ? you somehow believe the same helping of paracetamol kills all people or somesuch ? because what, you've seen on tv that the same gunshot hole kills all people ?
thestringpuller: cuz really a monthly series should be like an episode of tv
mircea_popescu: wasn't on tv.
asciilifeform: one starts on front page of völkischer beobachter and american tv, the other - sits in cafes sadly and wonders why it gets 51%ed for 7th time
mircea_popescu: if trump goes on tv ? yeah they'll come over.
thestringpuller: but who am i to judge "boring" the countless hours watching tv to kill time while waitng to get in an FFXI party to play for like maybe 30 minutes of combat
asciilifeform: who were originally a plastic toy, and the maker commissioned a 'toyetic' (actual term of art) tv show to market it with.
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asciilifeform: (this also makes for a clean transition to comms over shortwave, hijacked tv satellites, or whatever other twist the future holds where packets come with NO return address)
mircea_popescu: ("would you trust surgeon x to cut out your appendix ?" "it depends. would he be watching tv while doing it ?")
a111: Logged on 2016-08-18 22:32 asciilifeform: 'The situation is somewhat akin to a retarded girlfriend trying to flood your apartment, that not only opens all the faucets and stops all the drains, but also takes the "extremely clever" measure of puncturing the water pipes, so she can then preciously inform you that "turning off the faucets won't help" and you must work with her to somehow create a raft out of your widescreen TV so as to navigate the marshy terrain that used to b
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-22#1526624 << this, as all attempts to solve a 'tv raft' problem, is EVIL. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: you know, contrary to the tv version of blinkenlichten, in cockpit design, and ESPECIALLY for combat or any sort of emergency situation, more items are regarded as a serious liability.
asciilifeform: 'The situation is somewhat akin to a retarded girlfriend trying to flood your apartment, that not only opens all the faucets and stops all the drains, but also takes the "extremely clever" measure of puncturing the water pipes, so she can then preciously inform you that "turning off the faucets won't help" and you must work with her to somehow create a raft out of your widescreen TV so as to navigate the marshy terrain that used to b ☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: the one where 'removing the plug, or closing the water, is not ever to be considered an option, instead you are expected to build a raft from the flat tv'
asciilifeform: what, exactly, will reading this on the surprise tv screen do to the typical 'patient' ?
asciilifeform: http://idlewords.com/2007/04/tv_solidarity.htm << also of interest.
Framedragger: (i recall reading his post on polish astronomy pirates, wasn't aware this had happened: http://idlewords.com/2007/04/balloon_pirate_radio.htm ; and http://idlewords.com/2007/04/tv_solidarity.htm)
mircea_popescu: "what kind of house can i build if you and your wife aren't seated on a couch watching tv as we build the walls around you!!!1"
mircea_popescu: or at least what he's seen of it on tv.
mircea_popescu: it is ; but this isn't the problem. the problem is that he's proceeded in the "Scientific American" manner of contemporary MIT engineering. he created a "hockey stick pattern" out of putting some data through a process that always yields a hockey stick pattern ; data that he's obtained from extrapolating a tiny dataset of dubious relevancy (ie, last week's tv guide contents).
asciilifeform: when i was a boy, mother went, briefly, to finland, and came back with tales of unfathomable civilization, with megatechnological wonders such as clean streets, japanese cars, and tv sets with REMOTES
asciilifeform: but usually it ends with 'and then i drank myself to sleep in front of tv.'
asciilifeform: 'nuffin, watched tv, sad there sad'
mircea_popescu: https://www.twitch.tv/lindsayelyse
mircea_popescu: turns out it wasn't the tv making people stupid - people were stupid to begin with, tv fit like a glove. with its demise - the cowsies moo for a replacement. so they watch others play games.
jurov: undergrads are content with reflashing tv dongle and listening to cops
BingoBoingo: The math is simple Action Movie > Reality TV
mircea_popescu: be wary of consensi generally, for it rarely is more than a device in late night tv commercials.
thestringpuller: what's with the evil government lab tv trope?
mircea_popescu: fucking hillary clinton, all of them. "very important" and a big deal and "informed" and bla bla for the five fucking minutes the show's on. just like any stripper cum tv anchor / us "corporation" etcetera.
mircea_popescu: laughing, flying through the air - it's a can of soda. Have you ever been standing there and you're watching TV and you're drinking the exact same product that they're advertising right there on TV, and it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs, jetskiing, girls in bikinis and I'm standing there - "Maybe I'm putting too much ice in mine."
mircea_popescu: The bad thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. Did you ever see anybody on TV like just sliding off the front of the sofa with potato chip crumbs on their face? Some people have a little too much fun on television: the soda commercial people - where do they summon this enthusiasm? Have you seen them? "We have soda, we have soda, we have soda", jumping,
mircea_popescu: ftr, there's a tv franchise called "sit down, shut up". it never caught on.
mircea_popescu: but all this aside, the "reality tv" put a half dozen 20yos in a house and film the drama bs made a billion easy.
mircea_popescu: then it got mainstreamized into "reality tv" or someshit, a whole franchise.
mircea_popescu: it's a tv show. like the price is right and jeopardy.
mircea_popescu: tho it starts and ends with credits, so im guessing prolly stolen from some polish tv ?
mircea_popescu: oh and speaking of http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-18#1504500 : so i was scammed into watching A TV SHOW. not substantially different from "pride and prejudice"/random televisa production. lotta spurious "interpersonal relations" shots without much logic interspersed with meaningless "warfare" shots without much logic. ☝︎
asciilifeform: see the part with 'played on tv'
asciilifeform: fact is, there ARE NO phreeedom phighterz in usaschwitz. which is why they conscript the occasional illiterate orc immigrant to play 't3rr0r111st!111' on tv.
asciilifeform: those folks ought to be watching tv.
mircea_popescu: whreas the fucking internet is not made to be a cable tv substitute omfg. website should mean that the user can do a bunch of shit, according to what he may need, some of which not necessarily foreseen by author.
mircea_popescu: trinque incidentally, i suspect the entire website model is dumb as presented. currently, under pressure from ustards/business majors/other unwelcome masses, a website is a collection of webpages that is very similar to how a tv show is a collection of tv frames. MAYBE they'll let the user have a tivo, but that's at the most.
phf: i feel like that's more of a su thing, 90s in russia were handheld camera times, so it was more likely someone will start own tv station or try and get a spot on a fringe one like 2x2
mircea_popescu: which is why in highschool interest tv dramas, the 2nd choice never gets laid. it's either the main or the dark horse.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: xilinx and altera make $B+ of them / yr and they aren't going into tv sets etc.
mircea_popescu: what's your idea of watch ? i don't think i sat through a whole tv show at any point in my lyf.
thestringpuller: you wouldn't watch a tv show on youtube?
asciilifeform: satellite tv outfits use a somewhat more efficient - but ~considerably~ more complex - version of luby
BingoBoingo: Anyways modern combine follows any path you plot into its gps. Once its set you just sit in chair, watch tv, and nap
mircea_popescu: ascii_deadfiber smugglers have bazooka ever since rambo was on thirld world tv.
mircea_popescu: guy is ~a bankrupt tv star, "all his money" stuff is bs. he's poor as a church mouse, all his capital is imagologic.
mircea_popescu: diana_coman i'm pretty much convinced by now that what the ro crowds actually meant in 1989 by "wanting western democracy" was "we want italian tv"
mircea_popescu: well, they're sorta like the girls watching tv hoping to one day grow up into oprah through the mediation of being rap video sluts. except they're boys, and they read reddit, and hope to one day "make a company that sells for billions".
mircea_popescu: "big star" of the http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-25#1471914 tv school. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: speaking of side effects : this morn i woke up, executed a bottle of champagne with homemade apple pie and scantily clad damsels to the backing of 70s/80s italian made-for-tv comedies (atti impuri, anyone ever seen ? THAT is how you make shit for the tv!).
BingoBoingo: In other news, political ads are different in Missouri http://www.riverfronttimes.com/newsblog/2016/06/07/in-new-tv-spot-gubernatorial-candidate-eric-greitens-blow-stuff-up
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski if you own rather than rent, buying a large unit is a good home improvement move. for one thing, all electronics benefit from power filtering etc, tv sets, whatever has chips in it. for another thing, redundant power is great and brownouts a thing everywhere. not the worst 5-10k you ever spent, can just sit in the basement and make your day for a week each decade or w/e.
spandrell_: TV
mircea_popescu: why would i want to read a tv show script, good lord. even the people paid to do it don't.
spandrell: there might be a version of the tv show with english subtitles
shinohai: Not a single camwhore in site. At least I can waste money with sluts on xotika.tv
a111: Logged on 2016-05-25 20:44 mircea_popescu: listen, romanian tv exists ~ for a single reason : so a group of like minded twentysomething chicks can advertise they're available. goes ~500 bucks unless you're very weird.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform in burbank is the closest thing the us has to a tv station (as described in now classic thread of eysterday, http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-25#1471909 ) ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-05-25 20:44 mircea_popescu: listen, romanian tv exists ~ for a single reason : so a group of like minded twentysomething chicks can advertise they're available. goes ~500 bucks unless you're very weird.
mircea_popescu: these dudes/dudettes figuring "they should change the world" or w/e the fuck they're figuring, i have no idea. average joe on a mission of ruining his own life because too much tv.
mircea_popescu: though credit where credit's due, the italian tv invented the method.
vc: what like any female on TV?
mircea_popescu: you see that she is on tv, and know what that means, pretty much.
vc: so how do these chicks advertise themselves? from TV shows, or adverts?
mircea_popescu: http://www.romanialibera.ro/actualitate/eveniment/stenograme-in-dosarul-prostitutiei-de-lux-cu-asistente-tv-si-politicieni-366566 << even got teh secret services involved lol.
mircea_popescu: next time tv crew pops up, ask them.
mircea_popescu: listen, romanian tv exists ~ for a single reason : so a group of like minded twentysomething chicks can advertise they're available. goes ~500 bucks unless you're very weird. ☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: at least until something happens on tv, or w/e.
ben_vulpes: http://django-forms.shithouse.tv/
mircea_popescu: look. a tv host can not be anything.
mircea_popescu: he read unspecified "central texts" and references some william buckley. who the fuck is william buckley ? turns out, a tv show host.
asciilifeform: i will add one detail that mircea_popescu may find interesting. amidst the piles of rubbish from floor to ceiling, the black mold in the single solitary toilet, carpet of stinking laundry, etc. there was a, i shit thee not, ~2metre tv in every room.
mircea_popescu: of course as far as the crap on tv went, "la cererea publicului [tele]spectator"