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asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-04#1534197 << bought any? ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-09-04 20:30 mircea_popescu: aaand in other lulz, the city of buenos aires is selling ~500 acres of public property for gentrification projects ; including the all time favourite spot for the local "trabajadores" to "luchando", in front of the casa rosada
mircea_popescu: nah.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: why not?
mircea_popescu: what am i, their mother ? let whoever loves them buy early
mircea_popescu: i'll buy when they're on hands and knees ; capable to fit average ripe pear in anus without tearing the fruit.
asciilifeform: lolk
mircea_popescu: o btw, didja see most recent polls ? trump ahead of loser by a point nao.
mircea_popescu: how the fuck idiot woman managed to lose a ten point lead in two weeks is anyone's guess. except, of course, for they who don't need to guess.
shinohai: It's the Russian's fault
shinohai: >.>
mircea_popescu: surely.
mircea_popescu: anyway. some dan quayle level performance from mz clinton.
mircea_popescu: and in other "this is going to be shinohai in a few weeks" news, http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loum6zERIr1qka4tpo1_400.gif
shinohai: I can only hope she brings the hot blond over too
mircea_popescu: she certainly knows the job.
mircea_popescu: oh, and plumbing the washing machine : http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lolje3Jh1f1qe0fxmo1_r1_500.gif
BingoBoingo: <pete_dushenski> speaking of qntra and corn, there's nothing sweeter than taber corn this time of year. slather on a little butter and salt and omfg do the angels sing. << AHA, but that is VERY different from field corn
BingoBoingo: <mtrgt> First of all, you're rude. Second, my time is valuable. I'm here because I thought there's a business proposal, and I don't talk business in public chatrooms.<< AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
mircea_popescu: tis hard to let go.
BingoBoingo: Who knew money made people invisible?
BingoBoingo: http://oglaf.com/gongs/
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/09/bahamas-g20-landing-brouhaha/ << Qntra - Bahamas G20 Landing Brouhaha
deedbot: http://www.contravex.com/2016/09/04/myntex-a-case-study-in-security-theatre/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Myntex: A case study in security theatre.
BingoBoingo: http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=5164
pete_dushenski: "Seriously, Jeremy—this segment of my race is not worthy of succor. I agree with the three passersby that refused to help them. Indeed, I applaud the thug for abiding by the instincts that God instilled in his savage breast!
pete_dushenski: "
pete_dushenski: cold as ice. and delicious as ice cream.
ben_vulpes: in other hurrs: https://github.com/curl/curl/issues/578
thestringpuller: shinohai: nah. every rave had lines of hot chicks in skimpy clothes with tons of beta males around. honestly if mircea_popescu was around he would have stolen some wives for the night.
shinohai: ;;later tell mircea_popescu need a quick word on the auction when you arrive today, thx!
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/pXqvt << "Last week I received an email from a dear student with a serious case of writer’s block. She’s been writing a screenplay for the last four years, and her work is almost finished. To her despair, however, she recently discovered that her very project (idea, locale, plot, and timeframe, all) was made into a film about to be released next month. I’m sure you can feel her frustration and disappo
mircea_popescu: intment, just as I did."
mircea_popescu: no, i fucking can't. pro tip : if your "idea" is made while you're working on it, this means you're a boring, banal schmuck. have better ideas.
mircea_popescu: imagine the sort of tedium these "creative" people come up with.
mircea_popescu: !~late
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Error: "late" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: !~later tell shinohai nice.
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: !~ty
jhvh1: You are very welcome Daddy
mircea_popescu: ok so dear all : replaced gribble with shinohai's own jhvh1 ; because it is always preferable to have person ion charge here present.
mircea_popescu: feel free to test and complain.
mircea_popescu: you can still use gribble in pm if you prefer, i'm not kicking it.
shinohai: The Bickening: Part Deux
BingoBoingo: !~bcstats
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Current Blocks: 428415 | Current Difficulty: 2.2075590833037228E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 429407 | Next Difficulty In: 992 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 9 hours, 26 minutes, and 42 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
mircea_popescu: !~help
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: (help [<plugin>] [<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what <command> does. <plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin. You may also want to use the 'list' command to list all available plugins and commands.
mircea_popescu: !~help sex
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Error: There is no command "sex".
Framedragger: ;)
Framedragger: nice.
mircea_popescu: !~list
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Admin, Alias, AutoMode, Bible, BitcoinData, Channel, Config, GPG, GPGExt, Google, Later, Listener, Market, MarketMonitor, MarketMonitorTicker, Misc, NickAuth, Owner, Seen, User, and Utilities
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all --currency rmb
Framedragger: that reminds me
mircea_popescu: you got search ? yes ?
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: BTCChina BTCRMB last: 4068.48, vol: 117798.04190000 | Volume-weighted last average: 4068.48
Framedragger: $rate scriba 3 An instance of a bot I wrote and manage. I trust it with log history, but if it becomes sentient and starts asking for money, do beware.
deedbot: Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/6c97fd43-421c-41a3-bf05-828dab10ff9c/
mircea_popescu: !~google pisi dot ar
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Pisi dot ar y otras temas. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2016/pisi-dot-ar-y-otras-temas/>; pisi o tar meye ke chodar golpo: <http://yials.gcylq.com/pisi-o-tar-meye-ke-chodar-golpo-183645.html>; koakjon mile masi pisi ke: <http://yials.gcylq.com/koakjon-mile-masi-pisi-ke-125203.html>
Framedragger: $v 60ABEF920DBF55ADD38D19C435A2BB51C6A7AD7313F209F23A85FA91AE103B7B
deedbot: Framedragger rated scriba 3 << An instance of a bot I wrote and manage. I trust it with log history, but if it becomes sentient and starts asking for money, do beware. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: !~translate micropenis
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: (translate <source language> [to] <target language> <text>) -- Returns <text> translated from <source language> into <target language>.
mircea_popescu: !~translate EN to RU micropenis
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: микропенис
shinohai: lel
mircea_popescu: this in particular should be useful.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/09/bankrupt-hanjin-desperately-fighting-to-prevent-seizure-of-ships/ << Qntra - Bankrupt Hanjin Desperately Fighting To Prevent Seizure Of Ships
mircea_popescu: !~translate RU to FR 'У меня пропали ракетные установки и лазеры. Даже те 4, которые вчера построил!!! Shocked Админ ИСПРАВЬТЕ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА...'
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: «Je suis allé lance-roquettes et lasers. 4 Même ceux qui ont construit hier !!! Shocked MEND Administrateur S'IL VOUS PLAÎT ... '
mircea_popescu: close enough.
shinohai: For google haters, ddg search coming soon (tm) (r)
mircea_popescu: there was something else i had on gribble wish list but can'tfucking recall now wtf it was
BingoBoingo: !~bait
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Error: "bait" is not a valid command.
BingoBoingo: ^
mircea_popescu: nah. do the porn by hand.
shinohai: got to have lazerkittens too
BingoBoingo: !~roundhouse
jhvh1: And so I called the Roundhouse the Roundhouse
mircea_popescu: shinohai incidentally, if you want to expand, we're still looking for someone to do the btcalpha wot visualizers ever since mike_c disappeared.
mircea_popescu: ahahahah OMG
mircea_popescu: !~he was in heaven
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Error: "he" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: !~heaven
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Error: "heaven" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: "He was in heaven and I was in hell!"
shinohai: !~heaven
jhvh1: He was in heaven and I was in hell!
mircea_popescu: win.
mircea_popescu: trinque plox to move deedbot to !! command whenever convenient.
mircea_popescu: shinohai alternatively, if you don't feel like gfxing - you can make this into its own V root. or else - you can do a logging extension to it.
mircea_popescu: or for that matter all three lol.
shinohai: I had actually discussed with mod6 doing V-style wot viewer with ascii graphs
shinohai: bot could return simple .html file
mircea_popescu: o hey. pretty cool idea.
mircea_popescu: if svg weren't such bullshit this'd be pretty stupid. but as it is - i actually prefer it. but txt plox not html.
shinohai: works for me
mircea_popescu: oh wait. no, dun work - can't traverse without links.
mircea_popescu: nevermind. html.
mircea_popescu: mod6 guy that started as a tester a year ago is now qualified to the point of check him out huh!
shinohai: ok mircea_popescu you ready for some lulz from theymos?
mircea_popescu: sure.
shinohai: RE: "Sorry, I won't accept your ads. Due to this, I view Mircea Popescu as totally unethical."
BingoBoingo: LOL
mircea_popescu: so good for him, let him advertise derpy "kibo lotto" or w/e the fuck until he falls over.
BingoBoingo: https://archive.is/Xl8Ij << How Do Make Thermos?
BingoBoingo: "One father I heard from avoided the word fat at all costs, turning even the Very Hungry Caterpillar from a “big fat” insect to a “great big” one. Another parent said she left the word alone when it was used to describe an animal but would replace it when it was used about a person. Another specifically sought out books where fat was used descriptively and without judgment since she didn’t want her child to think that the word
BingoBoingo: should carry negative connotations."
shinohai: $gettrust theymos
deedbot: L1: 0, L2: -2 by 1 connections.
mircea_popescu: kinda lulzy how wrapped up in their own alt-world teh kids become. mexican whoever "doesn't discuss business" privately. you know, business. because he;'s a businessman. because he says so. meanwhile that hardworking kunicks kid made more money hauling ore by hand the past week than the mexican made dicking around with sites in his entire career.
shinohai: Amazing how economies work.
mircea_popescu: and amazing how much wilful effort it takes to insulate one from 'em.
BingoBoingo: $up Themakat
deedbot: Themakat voiced for 30 minutes.
shinohai: Nice brazzers article BingoBoingo
shinohai: bwahahahaha
mircea_popescu: wait wut ?
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2016/09/brazzers-hacked-800000-user-records-leaked/
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/09/brazzers-hacked-800000-user-records-leaked/ << Qntra - Brazzers Hacked, ~800,000 User Records Leaked
mircea_popescu: o lol
mircea_popescu: Following a hack on an online forum run by the pop-pornographers at Brazzers << win.
trinque: mircea_popescu: like so? !!up trinque
mircea_popescu: yeh
trinque: k
thestringpuller: dam
thestringpuller: Can anyone get me a Grandmaster Flash Pelle Pelle jacket?
shinohai: $rate theymos -1 Thanks for wasting my time and sorry my submission didn't meet you rigorous criteria for scams http://archive.is/NoL2y
deedbot: Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/d792dd65-7406-48f2-9c5f-1828e3add50b/
shinohai: $v 24C4B894077A8A358AD5377F6414613D778C9B6225A57B8ACBBDEF4DA2E72AE8
deedbot: shinohai rated theymos -1 << Thanks for wasting my time and sorry my submission didn't meet you rigorous criteria for scams http://archive.is/NoL2y
mircea_popescu: "Roger Verified theymos refuses to advertise Trilema ; tardstalk moderators have to take a 30% pay cut this month."
shinohai: ^
mircea_popescu suspects this is going to turn into one of those typically maqruardt things where "the auction fees go to pay moderators" if anyone asks, except you know. not really.
trinque: !!google test
jhvh1: trinque: Error: "!google" is not a valid command.
deedbot: http://www.speedtest.net/ << Speedtest.net by Ookla - The Global Broadband Speed Test | https://www.test.com/ << Platform to Create Organizational Testing and Certifications | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Test << Test - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
mircea_popescu: uhhh
mircea_popescu: shinohai what did you doo!
shinohai: one sec
trinque: alrighty, that's done.
mircea_popescu: nice.
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Pls to submit explanation for to explain publically
BingoBoingo: brb.
trinque: !!help
deedbot: http://deedbot.org/help.html
trinque: ^ updated
deedbot hands you a broomstick.
trinque: lolwat
mircea_popescu: ^ hola ?
deedbot hands you a broomstick.
mircea_popescu: %hurr
mircea_popescu: #hurr
mircea_popescu: $hurr
BingoBoingo: >durr
mircea_popescu: >hurr
mircea_popescu: !hurr
mircea_popescu: !!hurr
mircea_popescu: !~hurr
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Error: "hurr" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: win.
trinque: I know what it is
deedbot hands you a broomstick.
trinque: one sec
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> win. << Nah, should return "And I called the hurr the hurr" this way all eggogs are handled by "Artificial Elliot"
BingoBoingo: brb
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo wait, wait, you're going to feature me on qntra ? so that i get more traffic than via tardstalk, and for free ? instead of you know, distributing bitcoins in the luzerdom ?
mircea_popescu: those sly, sly fuckers! oh how it stings!
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, if shinohai submits piece
BingoBoingo: brb
shinohai: hmmmm ....
mircea_popescu: where's that "you can't win" seinfeld scene
shinohai: See but if *you* write article BingoBoingo it won't appear I have bias
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlIMmuMQozc
trinque: I now test whether single character first words choke the bot.
trinque: yay
shinohai: !halp
trinque: !!google seinfeld you can't win
deedbot: http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheRevenge.htm << Seinfeld Scripts - The Revenge | http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/seinfeld-the-ryethe-caddy-61400 << “The Rye”/“The Caddy” · Seinfeld · TV Review Seinfeld: “The Rye ... | http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheStockTip.htm << Seinfeld Scripts - The Stock Tip
mircea_popescu: shinohai what exactly is your bias ? you're making money on this or something ?
mircea_popescu: "i met this asshole on irc and i'm biased because hey, totally, this is a thing, asshole-from-irc bias. you know, just like with relatives, except not."
shinohai: Perhaps you are right, I was worried it may come out sounding biased.
shinohai signs up for remedial journalistic ethics class
mircea_popescu: entirely your call, but conceptually i dun see the basis for this bias.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: do you have any trilema's about girls and daddy issues?
mircea_popescu: i mean, writing for qntra pays shares, but it's by length not by content ; you played auction agent on tardstalk for me for free, at least according to my papers. it's true that i asked you to, but then again it's also true submit box asked you to not exceed 5k chars or w/e. maybe you're biased in favour of it!
mircea_popescu: !~giggle girls and daddy issues
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Error: "giggle" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: turns out not thestringpuller !
shinohai: Auction agent was for glory of the republic
mircea_popescu: or greater lulz, as it turns out.
mircea_popescu: FTGG&LOTR. for the great glory & lulz of the republic.
Framedragger: could someone voice scriba temporarily please?
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: ^
mircea_popescu: $up scriba
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: !!up scriba
deedbot: scriba voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: does it need voice ? what does it do ?
Framedragger: testing http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160829/from:3/to:3#3 testing
scriba: [00:23:10] <BingoBoingo> Dd you spray first or cut first? Because if cut first you are doing it wrong.
mircea_popescu: excellent.
Framedragger: it cites log lines. needs to be polished. that's all i wanted to test for now.
Framedragger: i need to take it off because i want to finish reading the main bot's source - don't trust it yet. this will be completed real soon now. (tm)
mircea_popescu: np
mircea_popescu: !~heaven
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Error: "heaven" is not a valid command.
Framedragger: :D
mircea_popescu: scam
Framedragger off for beer, back in rainy island. (btw visted edinburgh yesterday - botanic gardens etc - nice town, nice town...)
mircea_popescu: just don't be caught there in november.
Framedragger: hah! weather?
mircea_popescu: myeah, great suicide weather.
Framedragger: word..
Framedragger: right, ttyl.
Framedragger: [oh, and there's an off-by-one error in the bot - ahem. will fix]
shinohai: Ok mircea_popescu I open the tardstalk message in firefox, and this is the reason theymos considers you "unethical" http://trilema.com/2015/theres-a-one-bitcoin-reward-for-the-death-of-pieter-wuille-details-below/
shinohai did not see this link before
mircea_popescu: o hey, the plot thickenz.
thestringpuller: at some point sipa will fake his own death and collect the reward when he goes broke
mircea_popescu: honestly i was just going to add rotation, http://trilema.com/?r=tardstalk
mircea_popescu: maybe make a special one for the tits article, tho whatevs.
mircea_popescu: but anyway - so the guy doesn't like trilema. not a crime.
mircea_popescu: also not much of a qntra story.
shinohai: Oh well, onward and upward
shinohai: !~later tell jurov Can you check and see if I borked my latest order upon your return? thx
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
trinque: ^ neat
ben_vulpes: standby 5, doing some work on the paster
ben_vulpes: !!up
deedbot: Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/oiv1h/?raw=true
ben_vulpes: !!v 20832135E6975F34517D5DE94717CBDA14E70D2868598A281A9ADC0942EFCC64
deedbot: You are now voiced in #trilema
ben_vulpes: have at
mircea_popescu: !!key ben_vulpes
deedbot: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/rtm34/?raw=true
mircea_popescu: Nothing found at that URL.
ben_vulpes: dns probably hasn't propagated to you
mircea_popescu: my dns never propagates, remember ?
ben_vulpes: ah
ben_vulpes: then
ben_vulpes: huh
mircea_popescu: shinohai would you consider adding something like !~bash curl http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/rtm34/?raw=true | cut -d " " -f 3- | head -c 712 ?
mircea_popescu: with the understanding that whosoever fucks up the box gets fined for it.
shinohai: Lemme look into that. shinohai fines can be worse than beheading tho.
mircea_popescu: limit it to l2, if they don't pay they get unl2'd at the very least.
danielpbarron: !~bible matthew 22:21
jhvh1: danielpbarron: [KJV] Matthew 22:21 :: They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.
trinque: I should've known, bot with the tetragrammaton as nick...
shinohai: lol, I thought danielpbarron would be offended when it first appeared.
trinque: shinohai: what you mean for evil danielpbarron uses for good
shinohai: I meant no evil though, just a church of subgenius reference to all-seeing jhvh1
trinque made a bible joke, will now listen to metal to cleanse his soul
mircea_popescu: in other "harem fun and games", here's a little bit of sport : girl, naked, on her belly, on bed, such that her ass is more or less on the edge. you grab hold of her ankles. if you can't properly hold her ankles, grow better fingers / send the peasants back to farming and start over.
mircea_popescu: now so arranged : her job is to get out of the spot ; and you don't let her.
mircea_popescu: see who gives out first. fucking afterwards optional.
mircea_popescu: !!up GoldBoriska
deedbot: GoldBoriska voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: !~bible sjw 6:66
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
mircea_popescu: !~bible 6:66
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
mircea_popescu: !~bible alex 6:66
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
mircea_popescu: !~bible candi 13:37
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
mircea_popescu: i must be doing something wrong
shinohai: lol
mircea_popescu: !~help bible
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: (bible [--version akjv|asv|douayrheims|kjv|web|ylt] <passage>) -- Returns text from specified Bible transation matching search parameters. Ex: Job 3:14, Acts 3:17-4:2, Amos 7; Psa 119:4-16, Acts 15:1-5, 10, 15 By default, will consult KJV version. Use --version to utilize a different translation.
mircea_popescu: !~bible KJV 13:37
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
mircea_popescu: !~bible KJV 6:66
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
mircea_popescu: fail.
shinohai: !~bible Rev. 21:4
jhvh1: shinohai: [KJV] Revelation 21:4 :: And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
GoldBoriska: hello
mircea_popescu: hola
GoldBoriska: i have wrong when register rpg key
mircea_popescu: do it here let's see
GoldBoriska: why
GoldBoriska: here
mircea_popescu: so we can see what is going wrong.
GoldBoriska: like this Import failed for A28D33C4DDC87533BA1A9EE53DDAB37948261874.
GoldBoriska: it is not my key it is example
mircea_popescu: possibly hasn't propagated yet. try again in half hour.
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2016/the-story-of-two-boys/ << Trilema - The story of two boys
shinohai: 99% of time, they skip the part where you are supposed to upload key to server.
GoldBoriska: how much does mellow ads pay for one pageview
mircea_popescu: incidentally trinque since deedbot is keeping its own set anyway, can there be register pastebin_link as well ?
mircea_popescu: apparently 4 satoshi
trinque: certainly can
mircea_popescu: no need to force people to sks ; not like we're supporting the kochabomination
GoldBoriska: sorry but how much does mellow ads pay for one click
shinohai: !~sks
jhvh1: Go back to sucking off Hanno Bock and leave me alone!
mircea_popescu: apparently 1k satoshi. not that any of this matters - from what i hear they went under. why do you ask GoldBoriska ?
GoldBoriska: i gonna make faucet site
mircea_popescu: lord have mercy.
trinque: lel
GoldBoriska: i am thinking what are the best ads
mircea_popescu: you're wasting your time. do something useful.
GoldBoriska: i heard mellow ads is top best network
GoldBoriska: why waste
mircea_popescu: because "online advertising" is a fucking stupid idea ?
shinohai: Have you made an entire bitcent from these ads yet GoldBoriska ?
GoldBoriska: i havent any ads
mircea_popescu: GoldBoriska do you have any tits ?
shinohai: !~tits
jhvh1: http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/
mircea_popescu: haha nice.
GoldBoriska: i have any pennis lol
mircea_popescu: figures.
GoldBoriska: wow fap time
mircea_popescu: !!key Pawkevic
deedbot: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/61w8n/?raw=true
GoldBoriska: popescu sounds like on my native languge like a pennis lol
mircea_popescu: !~translate RO to RU popescu
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Попеску
GoldBoriska: пиписко
jurov: mircea_popescu: pls to mpex
mircea_popescu: presently.
ben_vulpes: openbsd plot bickens with the inclusion of llvm: https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-cvs&m=147294297501630&w=2
mircea_popescu: is this good for gnucoin ?
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> mod6 guy that started as a tester a year ago is now qualified to the point of check him out huh! << yeah! pretty helpful over the last year to have a dedicated individual such as shinohai to help specifically test. and yeah! seems to be a handy bot mechanic.
mod6: one thing that's pretty nice, is that he seems to be readily available when I've got something to test
mircea_popescu: cool huh.
mod6: results within a day or so, which is very very helpful.
mod6: indeed, Sir.
shinohai: o7 mod6
mod6: :]
trinque: anybody have a real critique of llvm/clang aside "is more clearly written, has API for hooking in tools, and is therefore evil?"
mod6: i think alf has said a number of things about it in the logs.
trinque: I've seen all the threads.
mod6: alf would you be willing to write up a critque/review of llvm/clang in your blog -- something that rounds up the previously stated?
trinque: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-20#1485758 << this kind of thing. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-06-20 18:35 asciilifeform: Framedragger: because it is a political instrument of the enemy.
trinque: and RMS is an ally? looks like a communist to me.
mod6: well, this, of course. comes from shitgnomes, et. al.
mod6: maybe i should have said "technical critque". anyway, he probably doesn't have the time. i'd hate to distract him from the one big project he's working.
mod6: on
mircea_popescu: trinque i never used it.
mod6: maybe review should be left as an exercise for us all
trinque: seems technically excellent and the only criticism has been "apple made it" of which, nazis made this and that modern medicine, what ☟︎
mircea_popescu: i think the whole discussion there was moreover political, in the sense of ecosystem struggles.
mod6: that seems more like a condemnation to me. they make a lot of things that "work". what of it?
mod6: fact remains, i couldn't trust it, any farther than I could throw it.
trinque: and you trust gcc?
mod6: tmsr will probably, eventually, have to write its own translater/compiler.
mod6: <+trinque> and you trust gcc? << lol. f no.
mod6: but better the devil you know...
mircea_popescu: but you don't know it.
mircea_popescu: no one does.
trinque: aha.
trinque: it is undecidable which is better aside having read and understood both
mircea_popescu: well, "better". a comparator being defiend first would also help.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> but you don't know it. <+mircea_popescu> no one does. << indeed, Sir.
mod6: it's just what we currently are shackled with. chains will be broken.
trinque: to ben_vulpes link, it does not diminish my regard for openbsd that it is moving towards llvm. considering solely the political aspect, they've previously used their own old (and maintained) fork of gcc. ☟︎
mod6: not that I'm saying "i'm going to write a tmsr compiler this year."; however, seeing the need for this years ago, having one written by us that we can trust, is a worthwhile project. i've taken steps in this direction by doing some very much required reading on the subject. ☟︎
mod6: So again, eventually.
trinque: I would not be surprised if they forked llvm if they ever needed.
mircea_popescu: possibru
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-05#1534601 << freebsd did same, and at the same time removed ~all~ entropy from rng. and distributed this crock of shit for year+. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-09-05 20:27 trinque: to ben_vulpes link, it does not diminish my regard for openbsd that it is moving towards llvm. considering solely the political aspect, they've previously used their own old (and maintained) fork of gcc.
mircea_popescu: and it cost them their head, pretty much
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-05#1534586 << ~maintains~ it. for own ends. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-09-05 20:21 trinque: seems technically excellent and the only criticism has been "apple made it" of which, nazis made this and that modern medicine, what
asciilifeform: understand the difference.
trinque: idiot can injure himself with whatever he wants
trinque: this is not an argument
asciilifeform: llvm is a work of evil and i will actively avoid any project that rests on it.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform his idea is that any software is made of discrete software-states, and if he doesn't like something definite later on he just freezes and forks.
mircea_popescu: how does work rest on the compiler ?
trinque: asciilifeform: also not a damned argument! obviously I cannot reason about "work of evil"!
asciilifeform: aha lel you're gonna freezes it with 0 support for non-x86/arm, and sans ada?
trinque: point isn't "llvm is good"
asciilifeform: have fun
asciilifeform: it is a work of evil, what.
trinque: I would go to church if I wanted to make decisions based on that kind of argument.
mircea_popescu: evil is not actually a theological category.
asciilifeform: we had the thread.
asciilifeform: work on llvm helps hitler more than it helps us.
asciilifeform: i have 0 interest in using or improving facebook, either.
mod6: help africa, give them fb!
trinque: mircea_popescu: "drugs are bad mkay" form of argument I mean.
asciilifeform: the last thread had a quite complete summary of the history.
trinque: asciilifeform: I could as easily say this whole "free software" thing ruined the industry and start from *there*
asciilifeform: trinque: but that's idiotic.
asciilifeform: it was, and remains, the only escape hatch from microshit.
trinque: it may very well have reduced the market price of building software to *below* what could sustain actual software companies
trinque: and in this, GNUshit is an ally of Microshit
asciilifeform: trinque: the market value of programmer was doomed to zero.
asciilifeform: long ago.
mircea_popescu: this much is not so.
asciilifeform: would have happened sooner yet without microshit.
mircea_popescu: observe that even whores manage to extract > 0.
mircea_popescu: it never happened for it to reach 0 ; nor ever will.
asciilifeform: software stays written.
mircea_popescu: and tits stay seen.
mod6: haha
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-05#1534602 << i am not convinced that this is possible. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-09-05 20:28 mod6: not that I'm saying "i'm going to write a tmsr compiler this year."; however, seeing the need for this years ago, having one written by us that we can trust, is a worthwhile project. i've taken steps in this direction by doing some very much required reading on the subject.
asciilifeform: c++ does not fit in head.
asciilifeform: do you own a copy of the standard? obtain one and see.
mircea_popescu: the problem here (as well as above, with llvm) is that without the strongarm to kill sipa / force obedience from hardware vendors etc, you will never be able to make a compiler that works
mircea_popescu: for a definition of "works" you'd accept today
asciilifeform: this also
mircea_popescu: which is how i interpreted your "freeze it ? pshaw!"
asciilifeform: but i am speaking of fundamental problem with the language.
mircea_popescu: this also.
asciilifeform: and so, the only remaining pill is ~age~
asciilifeform: gcc is old.
mod6: hm.
mircea_popescu: but in this sense, merely writing c code is the sin ; compiling it in the nazi flavour of socialism or in the soviet flavour of socialism, llvm vs gcc, is sort-of like, what flowers to leave on the raped body, roses or tulips.
trinque: very much this.
mod6: This sort of leads us back to the original question: to Ada, or not to Ada.
mircea_popescu: or maybe lisp
mircea_popescu: or maybe who the fuck knows.
asciilifeform: there is no lispm.
mircea_popescu: tgere is no adam either.
asciilifeform: all else has c in the mix.
trinque: coupla forth-a-trons about
mircea_popescu: but the worst part about all this, and the true reason i'm inert on the topic, is this : the situation is evidently unhinged, and changing much faster than the sort of process which is involved in making a software stack, compiler kernel et all.
trinque: asciilifeform: lemme restate that the "stuckness by sheer mass, age, etc" of gcc brings to mind a giant's dead body that, before it decomposes, maybe serves as shelter or warmth
asciilifeform: unhinged?
mod6: i agree mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: even if i could spend a million engineer hours a second, brought from another galaxy, i would not commit them to making me a sane compiler+kernel by friday.
mircea_popescu: BECAUSE in another three years we'll have to redo it.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform as in, unanchored.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: without ability to make hardware, we have exercise in polishing brass on the titanic.
mod6: ^
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the thing here, which of course isn't visible from english, because anglopress is made by niggers and retards, and so forth :
asciilifeform: i came to this conclusion years ago. the hard way.
mircea_popescu: chinese world infrastructure is in flux right now, and with humongo changes afoot
mircea_popescu: it's pretty impossible to make predictions of the scale required here.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i see 0 signs of demicroshitification in china.
asciilifeform: it is as hidebound as ru in that respect.
asciilifeform: 'What, abandon warez?!'
mircea_popescu: how would you see anything in china ?
asciilifeform: it leaks into ru sphere
asciilifeform: to limited degree.
mircea_popescu: what the ru understand, leaks. what not, not.
asciilifeform: there is also the fact that making wholly new arch , on new model of computation, is lunacy, of the precise kind that no respectable confucian would contemplate.
mircea_popescu: these are micro considerations.
asciilifeform: maybe in another 500 yrs.
mircea_popescu: the macro problems is that it's not altogether clear which side of what will end up facing where.
mod6: well, they probably don't need a new model of computation.
mod6: they just need to stab "wintel"
asciilifeform: mod6: they love wintel.
mod6: i very much doubt this is their long term strategy.
mircea_popescu: mod6 they actually have multiple discernible alt models. one we even discussed in logs, ifyou recall. alf, much in character, hated it etc.
mircea_popescu: it's just that little meaningful can be said about any of them. and im sure not a complete lsit.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the license-built arm?
asciilifeform: mega-snore
mod6: ya. but alas, not a different computational model; just new hardware. non-usg shit.
mircea_popescu: right.
trinque: loongson is there if usg.intel fails
mircea_popescu: anyway. point being the situation's windy rather than calm.
trinque: not as fast yet, but who cares?
asciilifeform: trinque: it is unobtainable. like elbrus.
asciilifeform: is elbrus 'also there' ?
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> anyway. point being the situation's windy rather than calm. << agreed.
asciilifeform: and both are straight cribs of western designs.
mircea_popescu: trinque the big state secret here, and the problem the chinese are spedning about five trillion over twenty years to solve is
mircea_popescu: that they want to pilot ten billion rockets in flight over their geosphere.
mircea_popescu: this is a project roughly of the style that created the us bomber command after ww2 victory.
asciilifeform: i will point out that if their solution involves c machine, that's five wasted trillion.
mircea_popescu: china can't waste.
asciilifeform: typical asian tunnel vision.
trinque: mircea_popescu: iirc you discussed this area denial strategy a year or two ago
mircea_popescu: trinque i discussed all sorts of things ; including "buy a boat" about a month before the world was "shocked" by a certain bankruptcy. not that anyone notices, to my eternal amusement.
trinque: lol
shinohai: " Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later. " <<< perhaps theymos should reconsider taking you ad revenue in order to buy functioning servers.
asciilifeform: again who the fuck needs a rustbucket that costs a dollar per metre to move??!
trinque: asciilifeform: god does not deduct points for cribbing, ftr. see: mongols
trinque: that thread too was "already had"
mircea_popescu: anyway. it's evident that the cray which the us used (ie, max centralization) doesn't work for this. arguably it didn't even work for the us, in 1950. it's vaguely clear that per-rocket chips as currently used (ie, max decentralization) also doesn't work - for obvious computational reasons.
asciilifeform: trinque: crib the goods, crib the bugs and boobietraps.
mircea_popescu: whether they find a real root in between these or not is up in the air.
asciilifeform: trinque: who cribs, has not ~understood~. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: shinohai database not needed when one has "ethics".
mod6: ah, mircea_popescu, maybe i'm wrong then; in that sense of "models"
trinque: asciilifeform: I do not claim to know, but hesitate to say the major industrial powerhouse of earth lacks understanding of what it does.
mircea_popescu: it's usually a safe bet.
mircea_popescu: i can't think of one historical example where they did.
asciilifeform: trinque: c machine is physically incompatible with understood software stack.
asciilifeform: trinque: if you disagree, you are welcome to demonstrate to me how , e.g., openssl 5.2 produced the recently broken keys
asciilifeform: or show me all of the overflows in linux kernel, and mathematically demonstrate that there are no others.
mircea_popescu: or bake him a pie.
trinque invents the universe
asciilifeform: at any rate i have entire www devoted to subj.
asciilifeform: afaik the ~only~ such www
asciilifeform: and if you have not read and understood every single page on it, you are unfit to even contemplate subj.
mircea_popescu: lol simmar down alfie.
trinque: I am not easily moved by feelings.
asciilifeform: but apparently easily moved by crapple's free candy?
mircea_popescu: you know, some little girls actually enjoy the penis.
trinque: the claim that china cannot do anything involving what's currently understood as "computing" is not nearly the same one as "can create asciilifeform's personally designed diamondputer"
asciilifeform: and the might of the asian anthill ?
trinque: GNU's political philosophy is exactly communism.
trinque: since we're bouncing everywhere at once.
asciilifeform: trinque: their bureaucrats sit on winblows. just like in ru or usa. or were you thinking of 'meta-china' hidden beneath the sea somewhere..?
trinque: ahahaha so china cannot meta!
trinque: only nsa
mircea_popescu: lol ima go watch soutpark.
asciilifeform: i have nfi, trinque , but 'read and understood the complete c stack' is a proposition on the scale of 'built undersea cities and no one noticed.'
trinque: nobody said this once.
mircea_popescu: speaking of which : one of their latest episodes was sheer genius. they completely deconstructed the sjw + advertising bullshit. and their conclusion ? you know what it was ? WE WILL HAVE TO DO A BETTER SJW!!!!
trinque: only "will not need usg for anything"
mircea_popescu: i fucking kid you not.
mircea_popescu: i nearly fell down
trinque will have to watch.
mod6: same
mircea_popescu: defo. must watch.
mircea_popescu: incredible example of "smarts don't help the castrated"
phf: hmm, just returned into civilization. so before leaving for my vacation i replaced the bot with trinque's reconnecting version, i haven't touched the server since, so obviously reconnecting worked. for 29th specifically i see a flooding spike of bogus http request, which presumably saturated the digitalocean connection, because ping/pongs were still going through, until only pings were being sent, until bot would timed out. then it
phf: attempted to connect for the duration of attack, which in turn timed out for the rest of the day. i'm not sure how i could've mitigated this attack, short of running bot and web on separate machines, with bot's ip hidden.
phf: i'm sorry for failing, whoever put this nailgun in my bed, congratulations. there were no similar spikes in the past, and the attack happened precisely on the day i left for vacation, which was publicly known. given the swift and strong reaction i'm not quiet sure i'm even welcome on the channel anymore, which sucks.
trinque: after it went away for a while I did a wget -R on the www as a backup, hoping the www wouldn't also disappear.
trinque: that actually ended up bringing the bot back, then was bouncing on/off, so I slowed the crawl
asciilifeform welcomes phf back
shinohai waves to phf, hopes he enjoyed vacation.
phf: trinque: i think that the timing is just overlapping, i'll have to grep for you wget's specifically, but the day is basically an endless stream of /log/2016-05-22&docid=nDn56WVkvV-86M&tbnid=wQqrCY5i08s2qM:&w=245&h=244&hl=en-US&source=sh/x/im and /log/?date=01-05-2014%27%20or%20(1,2)=(select*from(select%20name_const(CHAR(111,108,111,108,111,115,104,101,114),1),name_const(CHAR(111,108,111,108,111,115,104,101,114),1))a)%20--%20%27x%27=%27x
trinque: ah, someone's dicking you for sql injection
diana_coman: !!v 63BCBF85AEBECBA84E6539E0984DC1FF79BF6F51CF12651E1E5F88F15B95BCDE
deedbot: diana_coman rated phf 2 << Only known fault so far is making public the day he leaves for vacations. ☟︎
phf: right, second one, don't know what first one is. maybe it's metasploit doing fuzzing? i took two representative examples though
phf: diana_coman: thank you
trinque: !!rated phf
deedbot: trinque rated phf 2 at 2016/02/09 09:32:36 << provided example CL code for next deedbot, made excellent v-patch viewer, intelligent fellow
phf: ha, well, so far i've ensured that http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-30#1531824 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-08-30 13:49 mircea_popescu: the republican experience with lisp to date is very sorry indeed.
trinque: cmucl!1!
phf: that is fair, but i'm not yet sure if it was cmucl networking stack not keeping up, or digitalocean being saturated. in either case it could've been brought down by increasing the number of attacking bots.
shinohai: !!rate diana_coman 1 Eulora sorcery, I bow to your greatness.
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shinohai: bah
shinohai: !!v C02DB3894AE08B7AAC411C1DAFFFCCE7F1DAAFF63A113987B91C63E4AB87DB67
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diana_coman: ha! welcome shinohai to the mess of planeshift legacy code
shinohai: I won't lie, it has made me reach for the excederin already.