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phf: "The key piece of evidence that led authorities to Vaulin appeared to come when
Apple handed over his personal details after investigators matched an IP address used to log in to the KAT Facebook page with one linked to an iTunes purchase."
ben_vulpes: and it is heinous
apple box, and so there is no unified way to split, shuffle, collapse.
mircea_popescu: one of my secret lulz, for all the extra holes
apple gets in here, nobody goes "stfu winamp"
a111: Logged on 2016-07-20 12:23 mircea_popescu: every computer (well, except for windows and
apple i guess ? but they're not computers) has a repl built in as some sort of bash. in most cases you also have both perl and python out of the box. how could it possibly be faster to first upload a chunk of data to some webserver somewhere ?
mircea_popescu: every computer (well, except for windows and
apple i guess ? but they're not computers) has a repl built in as some sort of bash. in most cases you also have both perl and python out of the box. how could it possibly be faster to first upload a chunk of data to some webserver somewhere ?
☟︎ mircea_popescu: if you build alf a web tool that looks and feels like whatever
apple doohickey he fell in love with as a kid, he'll love you long time.
mircea_popescu: if qntra sells to... i dunno, who hasn't bought anything in a while,
apple say ? for a perfectly market-reasonable hundred billion dollars, then a shareholder that bought however many shares for however many bitcents will receive however many hundreds of millions of dollars.
ben_vulpes to investigate how
apple has broken his whitelabeling toolchain. again. still. now.
mircea_popescu: wikipedia has a meagre dozen, ie, abour 2%. "paginas amarillas" like 9. buenosaires.gob.ar a derpy page with large fonts and nice graphics, nothing useful. (in line with the entire government here, they're basically made by
apple, 0 substance, harsh colors, foot tall fonts. smartphone sites.)
BingoBoingo: (german concerns like festool dun count because "
apple-icized"
mircea_popescu: anyway, usage suggestion : fill whiskey glass with good raisins, add rum to the top, leave for an hour. then take the raisins for
apple pie, drink the remainder while chatting on irc.
mircea_popescu: it's this scheme to grow
apple trees against a trellis
mircea_popescu:
apple orchards now are constructed for robot. ie, tree isn't even recognizable tree anymore, but this lengthy thread on a stick.
phf: t it), but unlike federated gcc, llvm is owned entirely by
apple and greater extent other
apple aligned corporations. their interests are ~opposite~ to those of enterprising individuals.
mircea_popescu: sooo...
apple "withholds" "tech aid" from trump campaign. best fucking thing that ever happened to those people, not being bogged down by macs & shit.
mircea_popescu: trinque the
apple you're thinking of got pancreatic cancer, they got a replacement from central casting.
trinque: I do not recall a worse keynote ever given by "
apple"
mircea_popescu: hence "
apple could buy russia - if only it wanted to!" "oh yeah, what about russia ?" "oh, putin just doesn't understand how the world works" "oh yeah ? and who;s going to show him ? you ?" "democracy! humanrights!" "fuck your mother."
mircea_popescu: speaking of side effects : this morn i woke up, executed a bottle of champagne with homemade
apple pie and scantily clad damsels to the backing of 70s/80s italian made-for-tv comedies (atti impuri, anyone ever seen ? THAT is how you make shit for the tv!).
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this is like "
apple could buy russia" talk. no, they do not. they like to pretend they do. and much like the dumb housewife of some random local tough, some people BELIEVE THEM.
a111: Logged on 2016-05-22 00:31 Framedragger: "<product-security@
apple.com>" hah!!
a111: Logged on 2016-05-22 00:37 Framedragger: ^ re. product-security@
apple.com's key, or is that some broken sub-key of the master key, or somesuch? (broken 'cause of the "Modulus has mirrored low-order 32 bits !", for whatever original cause/reason)
Framedragger: ^ re. product-security@
apple.com's key, or is that some broken sub-key of the master key, or somesuch? (broken 'cause of the "Modulus has mirrored low-order 32 bits !", for whatever original cause/reason)
☟︎ mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo yeah, monsanto is very much
apple'd. the original idea seemed promising, in the 90s. sometime years ago, dunno exactly when cuz they've been keeping it secret and i never cared that much, they found out it's a doomed entreprise. ever since then... MON's been pretty much a stock scam.
mircea_popescu: phf he has a point, if you consider that have you saved the money back in 86, put it in
apple shares, and then use it to bid now 4k would be what, 3% ?
ben_vulpes: nobody finds the proximity of this to the '
apple invests 1b in didi" story interesting?
phf: (and since nobody should be arsed to read that shit, i'll spoil the names for you, "But Todd Combs, who joined Berkshire in 2011, and Ted Weschler, who arrived a year later", rest of article is a mix of head scratching and guarded
apple praise)
jurov: "Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Takes $1 Billion Position in
Apple" lol the end is nigh!
mircea_popescu: " The result was an onslaught of mentions so great that it occasionally caused my iPhone twatter app to crash." << perhaps
apple could ~literally~ wink wink nudge nudge buy russia ; then make it crash now and again.
mircea_popescu: apparently there's some sort of
apple shenanigans at work here. you reclal,
apple, the dedicated-to-privacy company that recently wouldn't do something or the other to some phone or somesuch, i forget.
mircea_popescu: ima have to file this as "the
Apple standard" next time i have to come up with a term.
mircea_popescu: funnily enough, ~nobody sought to burn down
apple for this.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform
apple "internet suite" pre getting lucky with the pods.
mircea_popescu: about as bad as the shit
apple came up with in the same period, you'd just look at it and wonder wtf is this
BingoBoingo: The slants as
Apple's confused idea of me downloaded: 天天萌萌消2016魔法经典版(正版授权) - 糖果星球连连看，每天不停消消消！单机免费免流量也能开心玩的消除小游戏！
BingoBoingo: Huh, apparently
Apple let some Chinese into my old unused "
Apple ID" account.
mircea_popescu: usg.microsoft, usg.
apple, usg.nsa, usg.sfpd along with usg.* are still our little bitch.
mircea_popescu: as it is today, chinese plants run two shifts a day to make iphones for
apple and one shift to make bootlegs for themselves.
mircea_popescu: ironically, this shit was signed with
apple's whatever.
mircea_popescu: suppose, alternatively, that tomorrow china declares that
apple is banned as a terrorist organisation, and no azn corp can do business with them.
mircea_popescu: wywialm i sympathize with the "not every asset is a scam angle". but consider say
apple. could it buy russia ?
mircea_popescu: somehow "
apple is mostly mp's fucktoy by mass" and "reddit could buy china" don't collide in her head.
trinque: danielpbarron: yup,
apple, google et al
BingoBoingo: Prolly Just something
Apple's going to use to speed adoption of iOSX
trinque: I assume they plan to beat
Apple on the head with "your phones aren't as s3kur3 as you claim" until... something
mircea_popescu: it got in trouble, was reorganized, works again. this is more reputation than
apple has
ben_vulpes still waiting for integrated
apple/ms/mobile linux
trinque: perhaps usg asked something drastic enough
apple is concerned
trinque: asciilifeform: perhaps usg's threat is they will shame
Apple in public unless they privately bend over more obediently
BingoBoingo in k-12 watched computer training degrade from turtle graphics on
Apple II, to adobe dreamweaver/flash on Crapple OSuX
assbot: FBI could force us to turn on iPhone cameras and microphones, says
Apple | Technology | The Guardian ... (
http://bit.ly/1pkIQyn )
mircea_popescu: some idiot somewhere last year looked at whatever the fuck they look at and came to the conclusion that "we'll win this one
apple - style, vc and software plox!"
ben_vulpes: the fbi's side - why would they argue
apple's side?
pete_dushenski: "Now, in my first week in the states, something got trapped in the earphone jack of my laptop so I went to an
Apple store to see if they can fix it. The genius there told me that he would need to first check it in and that I would only be able to come back and pick it up after four working days. I knew there were other computers in line before me and I really didn't think I could survive four days without a laptop an