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mats: so i looked at the remaining judge's case history (Charles Wilson) and he doesn't have any that meet the qualifications
mircea_popescu: mats say leave a comment with link to the csv you used for source, and with your extracted set
mircea_popescu: ima give it a week or something see if there's objections or anything ?
mats: ok
mircea_popescu: anyone else with an interest in paralegal work - now's your chance btw.
mircea_popescu: shinohai kinda almost not really qntra item huh
mircea_popescu: anyway, eth is going up up up i see.
shinohai: I thought about it but they are a pretty small pool in terms of total net hash.
asciilifeform baaaak
mircea_popescu remembers fondly the times back... oh, was it like maybe two weeks ago ? when the victorious forces of derp bought their way out of the hole because hey, they got enough moneyz to bury me or something ?
mircea_popescu: such good times.
mircea_popescu: "For the other thing, rape’s no fun if the meat’s not at the very least squiggling and the #etherape’s no different."
mircea_popescu: wb asciilifeform
mircea_popescu: looking forward to your first loperos article as a real estate mog-owl.
asciilifeform: i didn't buy any
asciilifeform: reckoned up the cost of the missing parts, and it + base cost is > what i got.
mircea_popescu: lol
asciilifeform poorphag
mircea_popescu: i'm curious what ending up paying 10x more to host servers than you pay to host women in a given month will do to your "i dun wanna rent" perspective. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: but in other news, the best pears ever got in season here, they're fabulous
asciilifeform: mm
mircea_popescu bought a coupla dozen, chopped them off, stuck in jars with clove, muskatnuss, a little alspice and about 3 bottles of cognac ☟︎
mircea_popescu: now i have an army of delicious jars
asciilifeform: the locals were an interesting set of mental case
asciilifeform: old white bloke on electric wheelchair going up, down, up, down, the street, all day long
asciilifeform: buncha duded hanging around doing ~nothing
asciilifeform: the whole lafond safari set in one place
asciilifeform: *dudes
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495363 << waiwut? ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 01:31 mircea_popescu: i'm curious what ending up paying 10x more to host servers than you pay to host women in a given month will do to your "i dun wanna rent" perspective.
mircea_popescu: in other news nobody cares about, ethereum komoonity turning ugly with "what if fork doesn't get consensus" and other anxieties. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what part ?
asciilifeform: why would running a great many servers change my perspective ?
mircea_popescu: i dunno, perspectives change.
shinohai: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495375 <<< I am watching the topic eagerly, just waiting for a good Qntra to emerge. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 01:35 mircea_popescu: in other news nobody cares about, ethereum komoonity turning ugly with "what if fork doesn't get consensus" and other anxieties.
asciilifeform: as it is, i bleed megatonnes of money
asciilifeform: and would like to not.
asciilifeform: and dun see this changing.
mircea_popescu: $1mn in rents ?
asciilifeform: eventually.
mircea_popescu: nice castle you got thar!
asciilifeform: lel
asciilifeform: the idea of paying ~0 is so alluring, it is like dividing by zero
mircea_popescu: "Where Can I Find The Latest Update On The Path Forward? Its stressful here now on Reddit trying to navigate content with all the Trolls that have arrived lately trying to spread lies and FUD."
asciilifeform: l0l!!
asciilifeform: where is this
mircea_popescu: awww! funny how these always go the same way.
mircea_popescu: gaw veterans no doubt remember the same "1.oh we're taking over the world 2.no nevermind, tiny road bump ; 3. o wait we got a fix ; 4. crap the fix don't work but we'll pull together as a assburger community ; 5. omfg the trolls!!!!"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/4qwdjq/where_can_i_find_the_latest_update_on_the_path/ << the irony self-crit of that title...
mircea_popescu: but anyway, desperation mounts. kinda preview of hilary campaign come november.
shinohai: tfw entire community is made up of trollz
asciilifeform: https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/4qwdjq/where_can_i_find_the_latest_update_on_the_path/d4x18b9 << lel
BingoBoingo: Who ever knew there'd be a day when plumbing pressurized supply became easier than plumbing drain
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform aha. the chain of forced mistakes.
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
mircea_popescu: usually begins with a http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-18#1484667 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-06-18 17:54 mircea_popescu: and when i finally croak ima go to saint peter an' say loudly an' clearly "what are you droning on about, old man, i didn't do nuttin'. ASK ANYONE!"
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BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: What can't you fix in these houses that goes beyond two 100 ft rolls of PEX and crimping tools?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: missing floors, wall wiring, furnace, bathroom contents, entirety of kitchen, etc.
asciilifeform: it isn't that all of this cannot be fixed, but that the cost adds up quickly.
asciilifeform: tanstaafl (tm) (r).
BingoBoingo: Floors nbd, wiring... who needs more than 3 outlets, furnace < fireplace
BingoBoingo: ALso who needs more than one sink?
asciilifeform: ugh
BingoBoingo: What? Your hill and Kalash not comfy enough?
asciilifeform: need dry and at 20c or so.
BingoBoingo: Spend one outlet from your budget on dehumidifier, another on window AC for whichever room you choose to condition.
mircea_popescu: "I am hoping there will be a hard fork and all is resolved soon so that we can go back to normal days with the excitement of watching and reading about all the innovation that is going on with Ethereum. Maybe /u/vbuterin if you have time."
mircea_popescu: epic.
mircea_popescu: and this filth, this scum, these apeish subhuman objects of scorn and derision aim to participate in things ? with people ? form communities ? have a voice ?
mircea_popescu: holy shit on a stick NO. just NO.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Anyways if you use sharbites (even if you decide to use legacy copper theft bait) the entire spectrum of expenses incurred by the plumbing profession is eliminated on the water supply side
mircea_popescu: if he has to build a kitchen that's 30-40k ezy.
asciilifeform: ^
BingoBoingo: Maybe if he wants some sort of decorator kitchen with appliances and bullshit
BingoBoingo: What's wrong with white gas stove?
mircea_popescu: eh, prolly starts with fixing the floor, an' the pipes and etc.
mircea_popescu: the fact is, condemned property is usually more expensive to fix than greenfield development.
asciilifeform: it wasn't condemned ☟︎
asciilifeform: new roof and approved by city for sale.
asciilifeform: $16k.
mircea_popescu: ah
BingoBoingo: Are there termites y/n?
asciilifeform: surprisingly, no visible vermin
asciilifeform: possibly because no human habitation since '90s
mircea_popescu: still, it's a profession. job like this undertook by innocent party can easily cost 10x more than commercial value.
BingoBoingo: Stab any structural members with a screwdriver to be sure no vermin?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Still a profession of drains, but the push-to-connect fittings are pretty much it for anyone who can measure, cut, and deburr pipe.
mircea_popescu: you'd be surprised.
asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/873d0b0e13.jpg << kitchen. (more pics later.)
mircea_popescu: lol he moved off imgur
asciilifeform: on the left hand side: sink trap, yes.
asciilifeform: tired of the ad bar
asciilifeform: but this crapola ain't ever going on my actual blog.
mircea_popescu: why not?
mircea_popescu: jesus
asciilifeform: and i'm not wholly convinced that it isn't a waste of bandwidth, srsly
BingoBoingo: does that drain convey water down? if yes the expensive part of your one sink is done!
trinque: "this is not my real self"
asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/8744fd6ac2.jpg << bedroom.
trinque: :D
asciilifeform: trinque: my blog has an actual subj.
trinque: just fucking around man
mircea_popescu: this notion, "Blog has subj" is the fucking mind eater.
mircea_popescu: it's ~YOUR~ blog.
mircea_popescu: it's not "a sort of book".
BingoBoingo: 1 can of expanding foam, wall insulated
trinque: "I the eater of computer worlds one day saw this shithole" .jpg
trinque: nothing wrong with that
mircea_popescu: trinque well, he does have more blog than you :D
BingoBoingo: trinque: Also those articles are good for actual SEO
asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/874a35e17c.jpg << a craaaaaazi game of poaaaakah!!1 i lost it all!111ilost it all
asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/874a3eee3e.jpg << rrrrring. it's for you.
asciilifeform: ^ yes, hard-wired to the house. hence still in the rubble.
trinque: mircea_popescu: yeah but. but!
trinque: asciilifeform: this half demo'd?
asciilifeform: nope.
asciilifeform: new roof.
trinque: o good. lol
BingoBoingo: Sell phone on ebay, buy one GFCI outlet with proceeds
asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/874f207a2b.jpg << shitter.
asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/8751feb135.jpg << neighbour.
BingoBoingo: Intact
asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/87542d9ea6.jpg << tub, with can of cat food.
mats: mircea_popescu: submitted
BingoBoingo: Your sign "I have less than him here, your move"
asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/8755d5b992.jpg << where they eat.
mircea_popescu: ty mats
trinque: ATM 15.0 ... wtf
asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/87582032d9.jpg << moar tuna than you will ever see in one place. ☟︎
asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/875ad96a52.jpg << room-temperature meat thing. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Y you no want to live with catfolk?
asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/875dac0d89.jpg << gigantic castle-like thing on the horizon, with trees growing through the roof.
asciilifeform: abandoned eons ago.
mircea_popescu: 88cents a can ?
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: anyway this ought to suffice as a general picture.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Why did you not tour Castle?!
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: it wasn't for sale.
asciilifeform: and prolly exceeds what my organs are worth, at any rate
asciilifeform: perhaps it could be mircea_popescu's castle of doom
mats: it appears judgepedia has a better idea of how many federal magistrates there are than the website of the Federal Judicial Center
asciilifeform: has own crematorium even
mircea_popescu: lol thestringpuller been a busy little blogger lately has he ☟︎
mircea_popescu: mats howso ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: He's still not doing it every day, but is getting better at it.
mircea_popescu: word.
BingoBoingo: http://www.naturalhandyman.com/iip/infhomesale/infhomerehab.html
mats: actually, never mind
adlai misread "microwavable douche" <<< http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495477 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 02:17 asciilifeform: https://i.imgsafe.org/875ad96a52.jpg << room-temperature meat thing.
mats: i was looking at the wrong comment in the thread
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: this thing was in the middle of ladond's red zone map
asciilifeform: and pretty much everything he wrote, as far as i could discern, was true.
asciilifeform: i especially liked this kind of motorcycle that the local orcs ride, it looks like it is made for a boy, their arses just nearly touch the ground !
asciilifeform: whole thing is maybe as tall as a chair's seat ! ☟︎
BingoBoingo: lol
asciilifeform: they were tiny, truly, could fit in a car's boot
asciilifeform: oddly enough there were many white folk
asciilifeform: but they had a certain peculiar appearance about them
asciilifeform: haggard, if you will
asciilifeform: possibly moved from the 'trailer parks' to the cheap row houses
mats: the nice thing about alf is that he's an equal opportunity racist ☟︎
asciilifeform hates everybody but the catfolk
mats: i was just thinking about the bug men comment from earlier (no i don't take it personally) ☟︎
mats: people smell funny
asciilifeform: funnily enough, i liked the orcs.
asciilifeform: they did not bother me.
asciilifeform: (why? i dunno)
mats: do you dress like you're poor?
asciilifeform: i dressed in ordinary civilian clothing.
mats: on a different subject, i admit i have trouble imagining how to make uci useful
trinque: orcs have no pretense to being something better
trinque: everyone else in US.. does.
mats: the plan is to run it on bare metal, isn't it? doesn't that end up being pretty expensive? ☟︎
trinque: same reason I don't mind rednecks
mats: what kinda services are going to be involved that it'd be profitable to operate the infrastructure and build the code in the first place
trinque: would anyone pay for a reliable way to ensure bitcoin txn are broadcast widely?
trinque: that one seems obvious
asciilifeform: http://www.jameslafond.com/btg/inspiration.jpg << house was ~at 'death'
trinque: j/i
trinque: aw crap.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495509 <<< ahahaha ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 02:35 mats: the nice thing about alf is that he's an equal opportunity racist
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495511 << hm, i parsed that in the sense of orwell's "bug men". you think he meant azns ? ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 02:37 mats: i was just thinking about the bug men comment from earlier (no i don't take it personally)
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495521 << not sure what you mean ? ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 02:46 mats: the plan is to run it on bare metal, isn't it? doesn't that end up being pretty expensive?
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2015-07-06#1190095 << these. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2015-07-06 20:54 mircea_popescu: which is why no cows, no trees, everyone on tatamis
asciilifeform: life as anthill.
mircea_popescu: hm
mircea_popescu: ftr : to force google to use the fucking sane index as opposed to "localized" and other bullshit, google.com/ncr
mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ripple/ << in other ethereum news. the previous incarnation, that was going to "take over" 2013-2014, is so fucking hot right now a two week suck-up is front page news still.
mod6: asciilifeform: yeah, that would have been quite the ambitious remodel to say the least.
ben_vulpes will be attempting something like that next move in all likelihood ☟︎
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Are you in the camp of fixing putting in essentials and being cool with not doing everything at once, or are you in camp alf who want to turn ghetto dirigible into yet another suburan cookie cutter thing. ☟︎
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: my style of remodeling is to install the range and hood and for baby doll to apply finish and molding as nursing cooking laundry and meal planning afford time
BingoBoingo: aha
ben_vulpes: upper body work for those with upper body strength, finishing work for those who want things pretty.
mircea_popescu: sounds like what made america great.
BingoBoingo: No leaks in the plumbing, no arcs in the wiring, and you're good
ben_vulpes: p. low bar
BingoBoingo: High bar for camping tho
deedbot: [Trilema] Why is that ? - http://trilema.com/2016/why-is-that/
mats: mircea_popescu: I was thinking of this http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-05#1477296 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-06-05 13:40 asciilifeform: 'civilization' yields bug-men and cn has 5000 yrs of practice, while white man is a n00b.
mats: mircea_popescu: bare metal as in, a server intended for a single tenant, in contrast to 'cloud'
trinque: mats: seems moar like you'd pay per request of whatever is offered through the UCI
trinque: I'm thinking of it like "pay for access to API"
trinque: whether that's me advocating what I want or describing what's been said
trinque shrugs
mircea_popescu: mats myeah. the european notion of china is still very much a sort of "empire of cockroach". absurd yet perennial.
mircea_popescu: mats no, the unobvious part in all that is, i suppose for lack of vocal underlining, the owner. in the uci model, any individual piece of hardware has one owner, who makes it available through the uci, sets the prices, etc ; and some tenants.
mircea_popescu: trinque no, it's pretty close, a sort of universal api for computers.
asciilifeform: re china, lulzy : http://lithub.com/modern-china-is-so-crazy-it-needs-a-new-literary-genre ☟︎
asciilifeform: 'Early in 2015, a department head at the National Development and Reform Commission was investigated for corruption. In his apartment they found more cash than they could count by hand. They got currency-counting machines so they could zip right through the counting, but they burned out four of the machines before they got a final tally, which was more than 200 million Renminbi, which is about 31 million US dollars.'
asciilifeform: 'Second example. Guo Boxiong is a retired general in the People’s Liberation Army. When Guo was investigated for corruption, they found so much cash in his home that they couldn’t even try to count it with a currency-counting machine. They had to weigh it by the ton. They needed a truck to haul it all away.'
mats: should've bought some buttcoins
asciilifeform: reminds me of mavrody's 'mmm' chumpatron
asciilifeform: where they ran out of where to put the dough ☟︎
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495543 << insisting on working kitchen, so that i can eat food, and working climate machinery, so my five figs of b00kz dun rot, is 'suburban cookie cutter'? lolk. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 05:24 BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Are you in the camp of fixing putting in essentials and being cool with not doing everything at once, or are you in camp alf who want to turn ghetto dirigible into yet another suburan cookie cutter thing.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495502 << continuing re the motorcycles, after reading some moar lafond, i realized why i've never seen them elsewhere: they aren't street-legal in usa - no tags, no lights ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 02:31 asciilifeform: whole thing is maybe as tall as a chair's seat !
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495542 << ben_vulpes could literally buy entire street in bmore for what he is almost certainly paying in the white man's land ☝︎☟︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 05:13 ben_vulpes will be attempting something like that next move in all likelihood
phf: you get complete climate control with a combination of dehumidifier, window ac unit and an air purifier, which you can scale as needed. extra ac in bedroom, extra dehumidifier in bathroom, etc. ☟︎
phf: i suspect it's a dodgy proposition in the death area, because someone will definitely try and steal AC out of your window
asciilifeform: this also.
phf: (that's why you sometimes see cages shaped to window and ac)
asciilifeform: but also that if you add it all up, it begins to resemble the cost of 'actual' house.
asciilifeform: which makes the entire project wholly uninteresting.
phf: well, i've added it all up, and it doesn't ever
asciilifeform: for reference, 'actual house' in bmore is about 100k.
asciilifeform: (of same type as the pictured one, but in working condition)
phf: yes, and necessary parts for kitchen/climate control will run you 2-3k ☟︎
asciilifeform: LABOUR
asciilifeform: not parts.
mircea_popescu: in other news, http://trilema.com/2016/why-is-that/#comment-117906 << i just produced a proper definition of slave empire! formal and all!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: link in the comment is broken
mircea_popescu: fixing.
mircea_popescu: thar
asciilifeform: nope
asciilifeform: still not clickable
mircea_popescu: grh
phf: asciilifeform: oh you're not thinking of installing those things yourself?
mircea_popescu: did you reload the page or something ? i can click it.
asciilifeform: reloaded. same.
mircea_popescu: what the shit.
phf: mircea_popescu: "<a hrerf=..."
asciilifeform: phf: it is possible to install wiring yourself, yes. but the house will not be sellable unless you are licensed electrician.
asciilifeform: this may or may not also apply to plumbing in that city.
phf: i thought goal was zero rent, rather then resale value?
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/cXrc0 << somehow clickable there.
mircea_popescu: ahahaha what.
asciilifeform: phf: the goal is to not also have an albatross.
mircea_popescu: phf no ?
asciilifeform: quite aside from all other goals.
phf gives up
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not clickable.
phf: mircea_popescu: A _HRERF_
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu must be using a 'postel's law' - 'attempt to transform barf into html' browser.
asciilifeform: i'm about to ~hrerf~
asciilifeform: srsly
mircea_popescu: hm
mircea_popescu: o wait, i was fixing another one :D
mircea_popescu: sorry guise.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495562 << and the literary genre in question is "the us is so assburgerdly fucktarded it is its own, if marginal, genre fiction." ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 15:00 asciilifeform: re china, lulzy : http://lithub.com/modern-china-is-so-crazy-it-needs-a-new-literary-genre
mircea_popescu: meanwhile rest of world continues, disinterestedly.
mircea_popescu: get a load of these schmucks. step 1 : pretend inept, boring shit like "star trek" and "the assvengers" is fiction. step 2 : pretend even more inept, boring shit like "star trek 8" and "assvengers 7.3" is ALL THE POSSIBLE FICTION. step 3. pretend like the ~everyone who never gave a shit about the little island of crazy "needs a new something or the other".
mircea_popescu: i suppose mormon smith imagined europe needs "a new kind of mormon bible". you know, the one they've had for about 2k years.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen Framedragger_
gribble: I have not seen Framedragger_.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen Framedragger
gribble: Framedragger was last seen in #trilema 4 days, 19 hours, 49 minutes, and 24 seconds ago: <Framedragger> http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-28#1492083 << out of loop; soo, many awesome bitcoin nodes actually run on the same host? kinda hilarious / sad
mircea_popescu: trinque can has $seen ?
mircea_popescu: or hm, prolly should properly ask of phf, actually.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495567 << regarding this from a purely engineering perspective, what better proof that government fucked up with the printer, than when there's more dough THAN WHERE TO PUT IT ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 15:01 asciilifeform: where they ran out of where to put the dough
mircea_popescu: now you know where Guo Boxiong's truckful comes from. it's a dropplet of the rain falling on all things from the comrade xi's fountain.
asciilifeform: eh, the american variant (where sc4mz0rz stow imaginary printolade in faux 'havens', where their accounts get promptly zeroed out upon discovery) is scarcely an improvement
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495574 << omg window ac units suck wtf. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 15:13 phf: you get complete climate control with a combination of dehumidifier, window ac unit and an air purifier, which you can scale as needed. extra ac in bedroom, extra dehumidifier in bathroom, etc.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it is an improvement for the trees!
asciilifeform: window ac sucks mightily. but perhaps 1% of houses in bmore have modern central air.
mircea_popescu: there's a space between "window ac" and "central air". you can get a proper split unit installed.
asciilifeform: incidentally an ac buildout needs a licensed freonist in usa to be street-legal.
asciilifeform: what's a split unit ?
mircea_popescu: just thinking about "window ac", wtf is this "feel good" nonsense. it clearly doesn't solve the problem, it just what, gives you the impression of a cool breeze ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform a split unit is this thing where the compressor and hot phase sit outside, for instance on roof, and cold head inside.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: window ac is actual ac. just clunky. my first flat was inhabitable solely on account of one single window ac.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: that ~is~ called central air, where i live.
mircea_popescu: unlike central air, you move freon gas around rather than air. so no huge tubage.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no, central air is when you have a huge tube and the conditioning happens entirely outside.
asciilifeform: it NEVER happens 'entirely outside' ! wtf
asciilifeform: only compressor ever lives outdoors.
mircea_popescu: usually done for warehouses (originally, a thing from positive pressure clean rooms)
mircea_popescu: but also done for condos here and there.
asciilifeform: at any rate, ~any~ freon plumbing --> $$$$
mircea_popescu: sure.
asciilifeform: hence window boxes, where the hot end hangs out and cold end blows in.
asciilifeform: ruinously inefficient on account of their proximity.
mircea_popescu: yep. and on account of wtf, window, srsly ?
asciilifeform: yes window. the only usable opening.
asciilifeform: and installable in 5 minutes.
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, i dunno that i loathe anything us as much as THE MOTHERFUCKING WINDOWS.
mircea_popescu: they have these tiny shits, more insult than window. and then IT ONLY OPENS HALFWAY.
asciilifeform: there are perhaps 3 or 4 separate circles of hell in usa re windows.
mircea_popescu: bitch, i grew up in a land where the window is an entire wall and it opens out all the way ☟︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: photo ?
mircea_popescu: uh.
mircea_popescu: i dunno, stuff like http://www.ferestrepvc.md/ro/blog/preturi-modele-la-ferestre-si-usi-termopan-pvc-metaloplast-in-rep-moldova-chisinau ?
mircea_popescu: obviously not the historical window in question.
asciilifeform: ah hm
mircea_popescu: for one thing, they were wood rather than plastic frame then
asciilifeform: in usa this also exists, typically doubles as the back door of a house.
asciilifeform: favourite place for burglar.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform usually this is done for the 2 rooms (of 4) that have "a balcony"
asciilifeform: aha, same here.
mircea_popescu: it's a 20sqft slab whose main purpose is to allow the master bedroom to have proper windows.
asciilifeform: quite typical in posh flats in usa.
asciilifeform: quite impractical in ground-level dwelling.
mircea_popescu: as opposed to http://www.crl-arch.com/Images/systems/us_alum/hurricane_resistant/iw8000/iw8000_hurricane_window_1.png inept bullshit.
asciilifeform: ^ these are sop pretty much everywhere there is a window.
mircea_popescu: yes, and it makes me want to put the drink down and leave.
mircea_popescu: we'll fuck in the park.
asciilifeform: the glass is double-layered and there is typically inert gas inside.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform same for the ones i linked. of course.
mircea_popescu: "termopan"
asciilifeform: but yes, miniscule windows are mark of poverty, now just as in 16th c.
asciilifeform: older american dwellings have titanic windows.
mircea_popescu: ttp://calculator.fereastracora.ro/calcul-pret-termopan
mircea_popescu: such poverty.
mircea_popescu just did the calc, ~800 bucks for 3.55 x 2.0 meter window, 24mm float glass x2 with argon filling.
asciilifeform: no, no
asciilifeform: the thermal cost.
asciilifeform: amortized over the life of the house.
mircea_popescu: lower than concrete wall.
asciilifeform: american house has no concrete wall
mircea_popescu: this window insulates better than anything full brick or below.
asciilifeform: it has hollow wooden thing with fiberglass.
mircea_popescu shurgs so run a miner.
asciilifeform: how does that help in the summertime ?
asciilifeform: recall, shit-climate, cold winter, swamp summer
asciilifeform: 'white man was not meant to live here'
mircea_popescu: for srs
asciilifeform: ergo tiny portholes instead of windows. and the other joys.
mircea_popescu: such, such were the joys.
mircea_popescu: incidentally asciilifeform anyone bothered to run the "fire hazard cost" "amortized over lifetime of house" for the shitty wood-glass napalm mix ?
mircea_popescu: or for that matter the disadvantage of porthole + neon light "for energy efficiency" ?
asciilifeform: what do you think.
mircea_popescu: since we're doing externalities, let's do the whole shebang, not like i'm a fucking redskin and the oh-so-clever ustard is going to get to count MY externalities and just mine.
asciilifeform: incidentally the bmore house had massive skylights.
mircea_popescu: so let's hear it, brick and termopan window vs vinyl siding and shit on a stick.
asciilifeform: it was astonishing, no mains current, and ~whole place was lit!1
asciilifeform: i was floored.
mircea_popescu: will end up costing 100x more before i even get my sleeves pulled up.
asciilifeform: i brought a miner's head lamp with me, and scarcely had to use it, except in the cellar.
asciilifeform: nobody counts fire hazard costs.
mircea_popescu: "nobody". the usg doesn't. i do.
asciilifeform: poor schmuck burns down, another will come in his place.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile, the usg counts "corruption" against me. i don't.
mircea_popescu: it's a war, after all. i count their "innocent victims" even as they count mine.
asciilifeform: i was speaking from the pov of the gosplan folk who designed this crapolade
asciilifeform: the cardboard houses and all.
asciilifeform: and one of the appealing things re the bmore structures was that they were from a previous age
asciilifeform: and actually made of things like brick and lath-n-plaster
mircea_popescu: yep. kinda what's driving the entire resettling of the injuns.
asciilifeform: built in 1920s at the latest.
mircea_popescu: people want the houses of the grandfathers back, can't built them anymore.
mircea_popescu: apparently, they want them back so bad, it's even worth destroying the police over it.
mircea_popescu: (yes, the deep reason amored truck is "needed" is exactly this : moving the injuns around will require some caterpillaring.)
asciilifeform: i saw 0 tanks in black bmore.
asciilifeform: they are used to keep it out of the white cardboard.
mircea_popescu: to slowly resettle it out of historic east coast districts.
mircea_popescu: which they infested in the 60s/70s.
asciilifeform: i dun see it.
asciilifeform: nobody's squeezing those folk out.
asciilifeform: though, interestingly, i did see a freshly-built block of cardboard condos right in the middle of the red zone. empty.
asciilifeform: just like the ones near where i live.
asciilifeform: they are built by the thousands as a straight scam of the banks on themselves.
mircea_popescu: aha
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495657 << i have that one, it's available here, but premium feature. the kind of stuff you see on those "rich people in new york apartments" photos ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 16:07 mircea_popescu: bitch, i grew up in a land where the window is an entire wall and it opens out all the way
phf: but have that at the expense of builtin "carpet" in bedroom
phf: it seems like they can't quite get it right here
ben_vulpes had that while attending uni. 8th floor, poured concrete building, enough ac to make nipples pop, gas fireplace but *electric range*
ben_vulpes: they cannot get it right here.
asciilifeform: fireplace?!
ben_vulpes: (swimming pool! parking garage! 1100/mo for ~750 ft2 and 2 br and 1.5 bath!)
asciilifeform at a loss for words
ben_vulpes: 'fireplace'
ben_vulpes: $newbox has one too
ben_vulpes: but also -- electric range.
ben_vulpes wtfs
mircea_popescu: phf builtin carpet is a misery anyway.
mircea_popescu: parquet, area carpets, women with carpet beaters a few times a year.
ben_vulpes: never vacuum the kilim
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes electric range ? wtf is a range ?
asciilifeform: american 'carpet' is a horror
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: 'stove'
asciilifeform: the main perk of my current dwelling was its absence.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform irani imports, "persian carpets" in romania. the shit that was common middle class in my parents' house and is now untold luxury omfg.
mircea_popescu: did we live through ww3 and nobody noticed ?
ben_vulpes has several of these
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes if memory serves, they cost ~2-3k a pop, which is to say about the same as a hundred vinyls or so.
ben_vulpes: i get the ~40 yo ones, only ~1k
mircea_popescu: ~month's pay
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes in dollars it'd have been maybe 30 lol.
ben_vulpes: wat
mircea_popescu: oya
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: re persian carpets, recall that we also had sturgeon caviar.
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu didn't6 like it.
asciilifeform: and that in usa it is roughly same, by mass, as eating pentium-iv's.
mircea_popescu: aha
asciilifeform like it
mircea_popescu: well, kids taste
mircea_popescu: i also hated eucalyptus
asciilifeform: my point was that much of what was ordinary or even commonplace then, is scarce and precious now
asciilifeform: as result of the march to ant-civilization.
asciilifeform: from mircea_popescu's felt top hat to the bmore brick house.
mircea_popescu: aha.
phf: black caviar at local ru store is like $100 for couple of grams
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: from sturgeon caviar to cars made of actual iron
asciilifeform: phf: i found it interesting that EVERY ru store in dc area stocks it
asciilifeform: folks buy to celebrate something, remember old civilized times
mircea_popescu: well, i imagine half their patrons are riggers.
mircea_popescu: you know, like wiggers but russian
phf: also i looked at the apartment in philadelphia that had wall window for the street side room, 14'' ceilings, hardwood floor everywhere. was built end of 19th century. and of course the rent goes exponential. instead of $1000 that was sop for the size, it was something like $2500
mircea_popescu: phf but for the floors, this is actually what the smart "fixers" do.
mircea_popescu: high end stuff such as oak (we didn't count oak parquet as anything. we did peach, and cherry, and nut tree for the up end) costs to put in 1/5 of what it gets priced in as.
mircea_popescu: so they'd blow up a ceiling in the entryway to make the house "look" tall, and so on.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> what's a split unit ? << motel wall unit. Pretty good actually for previously unconditioned spaces.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495572 << which reminds me of this girl i knew back in romania, whose grandfather had bought her uncle an entire street as a 18yo present. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 15:12 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495542 << ben_vulpes could literally buy entire street in bmore for what he is almost certainly paying in the white man's land
mircea_popescu: things... didn't go well for them.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo aha.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: didn't go well how
phf: makes sense, though i suspect particular house was untouched, or touched up anyway. reminded me of some of the golden youth moscow apartments, thick beams of hardwood floor, tiny rooms with high ceilings, certain way the place smells
asciilifeform: the smell! some of the bmore houses have it
asciilifeform: it was quite astonishing.
asciilifeform: prolly comes from civilization-era construction material.
asciilifeform: shit-age houses, just like shit-age b00kz, have 0 smell, or unpleasant faint petro smell.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well, jews from bukovina. first pass, the nazis. 2nd pass, the russians
mircea_popescu: then communism...
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i suspect you detect turpentine.
mircea_popescu: (~distilled pine resin)
asciilifeform: where? in the new houses ?
BingoBoingo: A<mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo aha. << Actually I was thinking mini-split. But yes "central air" in US residential use almost always means a split system.
mircea_popescu: in the old.
mircea_popescu: neh ?
BingoBoingo: Anyways cutting a hole in brick to install mini-split in book room is nbd, just use a sawzall
phf: tmsr's own S.GCON
mircea_popescu: http://environmentalairsystems.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/100_0571.jpg << central air. here depicted, cheapskate marginal unit with flexible tubage. proper units have rigid tubes, do air purifying etc at intake point, force air through tubes.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo even easier in autoclaved cellular concrete, w/e they call it in anglolands
BingoBoingo: AHA!
mircea_popescu: can use tootpick
asciilifeform: lel for a second i thought mircea_popescu dug up the photo of asciilifeform's attic posted last year !!
asciilifeform: it looks almost exactly like this.
mircea_popescu: lol na
asciilifeform: $s from:asciilifeform attic
a111: 8 results for "from:asciilifeform attic", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=from%3Aasciilifeform%20attic
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495583 << i would like to see your calculation, because actual experience contradicts it something sad. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 15:15 phf: yes, and necessary parts for kitchen/climate control will run you 2-3k
mircea_popescu: just proper fridge (1k at the very least) ; proper stove (about 500, fittings et all) ; dishwasher (another 500) touches your 2k. this includes no cabinets or other furniture, no retiling the walls, no holy shit expenses such as redoing the floor, fixing holes in walls or adding a section of roof etc.
asciilifeform: nor rubbish removal
mircea_popescu: and this is with free female labour to paint walls and scrub surfaces clean, and with paint, solvent and detergent included in the figures for the items (which alsoinclude transport etc)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i have slaves.
asciilifeform: not all of which can be done with own hands and simple equipment
asciilifeform: do mircea_popescu's slaves have a duct cleaning machine handy ?
mircea_popescu: last time i took over a place, ~50 girl-hours went into scrubbing surfaces.
asciilifeform: it is typically a trailer-sized blower/vacuum
asciilifeform: to remove rubbish from forced-air ducts
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform as i said, "no holy shit expenses"
asciilifeform: scrubbing surfaces is something one can do, if pressed, personally.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform cheapo scheme above, cheaper to replace the ducts.
asciilifeform: l0l!!!
asciilifeform: replace !?
asciilifeform: tear up remaining walls, floors ?
asciilifeform: havefun
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if pressed enough, can do with own face!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform hey, depends. sometime "tear the whole shit down" is cheaper than fix. besides, if i'm going to pour concrete in my kitchen, i'd much rather pour the whole floor plane.
asciilifeform: cheaper to dynamite the carcass and build new, than to replace plastered-in ducts.
mircea_popescu: paster is fiddy bux the ton, neh ?
asciilifeform: whole gedankenexperiment was predicated on 'fix carcass'
mircea_popescu: myeah.
asciilifeform: vs 'build house'
ben_vulpes: 'reanimate zombie'
asciilifeform: the real estate agent, an old woman, send me long list of similar properties i could look at.
mircea_popescu: anyway, "<mircea_popescu> asciilifeform cheapo scheme above, cheaper to replace the ducts." denotes that in the "central air" image i linked, the ducts exist in the attic as free standing tin foil. they're connected to a grate in the roof of rooms.
asciilifeform: but i dunno if worth the bother.
mircea_popescu: for THAT arrangement, new ducts will run you 3-400 bucks and you're done.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: they are such in the place i live now.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: but not the bmore house's.
mircea_popescu: myeah.
phf: mircea_popescu: my calculations assume that you're not trying to move into up to standards place upfront. mircea_popescu: i'm thinking how much it takes to put it in a survival mode. fridge, stove and window AC, then you spend the next year working over the place on weekends. i had a few friends who did it that way, ended up with high resale value places when the area inevitably gentrified 10 years later
phf: of course you have to actually be poor to do it that way
asciilifeform: and yer time has to be worth ~0
asciilifeform: for it to even begin to resemble making financial sense.
asciilifeform: (either that or you have to ~like~ shoveling shit)
phf: some people like to go about that way as an avocation
asciilifeform: i suppose, the same folks who build ships in bottles
phf: my time is expensive, but it's non linear. i can't be hacking 24/7, or parsing information, sometimes i need to build things out of wood to let brain reset
asciilifeform likewise
asciilifeform: which is why i contemplated the bmore thing
asciilifeform: i like the idea of slowly building 'dirigible' ☟︎
mircea_popescu: phf so your survival mode includes what, food spoliage ? eating frozen dinners ?
phf: no no fridge, stove and window AC as absolute minimum
mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform like it or not, the time of about 1/4 of us female population IS worth 0.
mircea_popescu: it's either "paiont and scrub this property" or else "go to school" / "look for a job" / ruin perfectly good food "cooking" and be bitchy about it.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you familiar with the house structure as a cultural item in the middle east ?
asciilifeform: hm?
asciilifeform: probably not ?
mircea_popescu: see, to you, or in general to white people of the tribe that invented houses, a house is a thing, a definite item.
mircea_popescu: but to this dubious race of the east, a house is not a definite item. instead, it is a tower.
asciilifeform: lemme guess, it is more of jet fighter to them
mircea_popescu: the land surface of this tower reflects the importance of the clan inhabiting it.
asciilifeform: ~nothing without crew
mircea_popescu: the height reflects the family fertility.
mircea_popescu: so, they do not have rooves, per se. just an unfinished floor, which has a foot or two of pillar reinforced concrete, with the rebar exposed.
asciilifeform: ah yeah those
mircea_popescu: should any of the girls manage to get knocked up, the family is drafted to pour more concrete, make another "roof" ie floor, and fill brick in between
asciilifeform: worx great in latitude without snow.
asciilifeform: or much rain.
mircea_popescu: yup. ie, middle east.
mircea_popescu: the thing being, that you walk around the item and know the social rank of the inhabitants, and then look up and see the sluttery of the X chromosome baked in.
mircea_popescu: for the anthropologist, god damned fascinating, they're like a family-sized snail building its conch. ☟︎
asciilifeform: makes sense.
mircea_popescu: the question to you is, are you building a dirigible in the white man sense or in the sand nigger sense ?
asciilifeform: the former.
asciilifeform: i have 0 use for the latter.
mircea_popescu: not altogether clear this can be done http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495856 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 17:31 asciilifeform: i like the idea of slowly building 'dirigible'
asciilifeform: well that was my tentative conclusion.
asciilifeform: possibly it can be done, but ~not~ on shoestring budget.
mircea_popescu: well, not on shoestring meat, in any case.
mircea_popescu: there's ONE thing the middle eastern guy has that white man can't replicate, and that is, a stable, and here i kid you not, a stable, of dozen+ pliable obedient females WITH offspring. ☟︎
asciilifeform: meatrobots.
asciilifeform: aha
mircea_popescu: the reason white man doesn't build the middle eastern tower may be whatever you wish it to be.
mircea_popescu: but from HIS perspective, it's that you can't afford the tools.
asciilifeform: crashed pilot on pacific island, eating caterpillars, also lacks meat robots.
mircea_popescu: i guesd
asciilifeform: asciilifeform's position is considerably closer to that, than to the egyptian paterfamilias.
mircea_popescu: note that you're drowning in cunt, meanwhile.
mircea_popescu: so no, not island.
asciilifeform: 'water water everywhere, and still the boards did shrink'
mircea_popescu: cairo, for the record, is a city ~the size of california.
mircea_popescu: no joke. and yes, built and run like this.
asciilifeform: army of meat robots may as well be cern's particle accelerator as far as i'm concerned.
asciilifeform: not available, not gonna be available, not worth considering
asciilifeform: not even certain that i would know how to operate it if it ~were~. etc.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> whole gedankenexperiment was predicated on 'fix carcass' << White gase camp stove is $50 to $350. There, kitchen.
asciilifeform: maybe BingoBoingo's kitchen. not mine.
asciilifeform: mine bakes cakes, etc.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there's exactly two ways to construct value into this world. one's to take the 1/4 * 350mn / 2 = 40 or so million currently useless refuse and turn them into women. even if you only manage a small %, it's still something. aka, uranium water filtering.
mircea_popescu: the other's, in the words of that pawnbroker ( http://trilema.com/2015/the-pawnbroker/ ) jew,
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> and yer time has to be worth ~0 << NO, it just has to be worth less than (tradeperson wage)/(2 or 3)
mircea_popescu: "You people? Oh, let's see. Yeah. I see. I see, you... you want to learn the secret of our success, is that right? Alright I'll teach you. First of all you start off with a period of several thousand years, during which you have nothing to sustain you but a great bearded legend. Oh my friend you have no land to call your own, to grow food on or to hunt. You have nothing. You're never in one place long enough to have a geograp
mircea_popescu: hy or an army or a land myth. All you have is a little brain. A little brain and a great bearded legend to sustain you and convince you that you are special, even in poverty. But this little brain, that's the real key you see. With this little brain you go out and you buy a piece of cloth and you cut that cloth in two and you go and sell it for a penny more than you paid for it. Then you run right out and buy another piece of
mircea_popescu: cloth, cut it into three pieces and sell it for three pennies profit. But, my friend, during that time you must never succumb to buying an extra piece of bread for the table or a toy for a child, no. You must immediately run out and get yourself a still larger piece cloth and so you repeat this process over and over and suddenly you discover something. You have no longer any desire, any temptation to dig into the Earth to gr
mircea_popescu: ow food or to gaze at a limitless land and call it your own, no, no. You just go on and on and on repeating this process over the centuries over and over and suddenly you make a grand discovery. You have a mercantile heritage! You are a merchant. You are known as a usurer, a man with secret resources, a witch, a pawnbroker, a sheenie, a makie and a kike! "
mircea_popescu: the only question before you, mr alf-form, is : are you a jew ?
asciilifeform: supposedly.
mircea_popescu: well in that case.
phf: :)
mircea_popescu: film's definitely a must watch, in any case.
mircea_popescu: $s makie maker
a111: 1 results for "makie maker", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=makie%20maker
mircea_popescu: o i mean,
mircea_popescu: $google makie maker
deedbot: https://mymakie.com/makie/design/ << Makie Maker | Makies | https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/makies-fablab-design-create/id806174619?mt=8 << Makies FabLab: Design, Create & Style Doll Fashion Maker on the ... | https://mymakie.com/ << Makies - Create Your Own Doll! (US)
mircea_popescu: apaprently, makie's fine!
asciilifeform: dafuq
mircea_popescu: it didn't luck out to be picked by the "identity politics" circus, so it's not an insult at all! fancy its luck.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile, sand nigger is "intrinsically" insulting, dontchaknow.
asciilifeform: anyway, asciilifeform is not a jew in the sense contemplated in the quote. this requires 'heritage' to stand on the shoulders off - uncles who will invest in your schemes, etc. -- but instead is more of crashed flyer.
mircea_popescu: welllll then...
asciilifeform: working with own hands.
asciilifeform: (and 1 set of pet)
mircea_popescu: so what, you're moses ?
asciilifeform: whatchatalkingabout, moses had mega-meat-army
mircea_popescu: only after.
asciilifeform: before - it was army-in-being.
mircea_popescu: seems to be the dream here - if i carve the right words into immutable functional space, mega meat army pops.
asciilifeform: much more modestly.
mircea_popescu: there are things upon which modesty is impossible.
asciilifeform: testing hypothesis 'it is possible to build box to keep the rain out, with own hands and minimal expenditure'
mircea_popescu: "modestly, m'lady, i just want my spunk coming out your nose, s'all."
asciilifeform: y'know, the thing ~100% of our ancestors managed to do.
mircea_popescu: no such wonder.
mircea_popescu: no fucking ancestors built house for themselves.
asciilifeform: plenty of folks did
mircea_popescu: the ones like you, without uncle, fought hyena for cave. about as likely to "construct" cave as hyena.
mircea_popescu: the ones like the jew, lived in house invested by uncle, see above re cairo.
asciilifeform: at any rate, caterpillars are not find cuisine but that's what i'm gonna eat on this here island.
asciilifeform: because what else.
mircea_popescu: well, i'm nor one to ineptly suggest stuff. "Hey, you building house ? look into geodesic dome / $random crap!" because that's what i last read in Nature and i fancy myself a cultivated fellow.
mircea_popescu: instead, i'm merely exploring the known, as found in this here endless library.
mircea_popescu: perhaps it's useful, though i have no idea how it would be.
mircea_popescu: that's your job.
asciilifeform: hey i enjoyed experimental test for a change
asciilifeform: vs armchair.
mircea_popescu: you know what the next step is, right ?
asciilifeform: hm?
mircea_popescu: "bitch, get your ass to baltimore and don't come back until you've picked up a local."
asciilifeform: ick
mircea_popescu: this is why slavery doesn't work as an educational ploy without the whip.
asciilifeform: why not send to fuck monkey in the zoo, also
asciilifeform: and bear in the woods.
asciilifeform: mega-project.
mircea_popescu: it's not yours to question why.
mircea_popescu: and importantly, pick up makes no specification re fuck.
asciilifeform: wtf do i need the local fauna for.
asciilifeform: srsly
mircea_popescu: local fauna lives there, amirite ?
asciilifeform: if you can call 'food depot' etc. living.
mircea_popescu: do they or don't they ?
asciilifeform: apparently
mircea_popescu: and you wish to do the same. on your own terms, sure, but the point is - the same.
mircea_popescu: gee whiz, what the fuck sense could it make to interact with the very subject of your interest!
asciilifeform: when i go sailing i will be sure to also ask her to pick up some fish so we can learn from them how.
mircea_popescu: aha. do so.
mircea_popescu: da vinci also.
asciilifeform: and learn to breathe water.
asciilifeform: from them.
asciilifeform: (notice i said 'go sailing' not 'build boat')
asciilifeform: incidentally i factored in cost of NOT going to 'food depot' etc. and it is quite high.
deedbot: [Qntra] US Plagued By Tainted Flour - http://qntra.net/2016/07/us-plagued-by-tainted-flour/
asciilifeform: ^ quite pertinent !!
mircea_popescu: yeah you'll need cellar etc.
mircea_popescu: but - on the upside, teach girl to cure meats etc, loads of fun uber valuable skills.
asciilifeform: potentially.
asciilifeform: cellar was not very large tho.
mircea_popescu: in principle a household should be capable to intake 500 lbs of freshly slaugthered pig and craft it into food supplies worth ~1 1/4 mn delicious calories
asciilifeform: whole experiment went precisely like my 'what would it take to launch a satellite' thing.
asciilifeform: ... conclusion being, ~other~ folks, with serious economic weight behind them, can and do indeed launch sats.
asciilifeform: poorfags - not.
mircea_popescu: what capital figure did you come up with as ther threshold ?
asciilifeform: i could say a number but it will be misleading, for same reason as the private jet thread
mircea_popescu: hm ?
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-21#1486041 << it ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-06-21 00:38 mircea_popescu: it's a "have a hundred slaves" machine.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-21#1486039 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-06-21 00:38 mircea_popescu: in the sense a luxury car is "100k" or a cellphone "1500". yeah, right, read the maintenance contracts.
mircea_popescu: well, let's have it, worry about that after.
asciilifeform: again, the number is potentially $maxint, depending on how much of civilization you gotta rebuild in order to even play
asciilifeform: because it isn't available 'retail'
mircea_popescu: your experiment will have to be re-done.
asciilifeform: as per http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-29#1492732 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-06-29 15:39 mircea_popescu: no warehouse, no bauxite.
asciilifeform: so for instance, upon first look it appears that 20-30mil u.s. will get you a simple 'bent pipe' launched into orbit, but then you notice that you gotta be in 3 different wots that asciilifeform isn't in.
asciilifeform: and so forth.
asciilifeform: and the cost of ~getting~ in, even if physically possible, is not calculable in any straight manner.
asciilifeform: (what is the cost of becoming a circus acrobat?)
mircea_popescu: i'd say high six figures in actual, liquid capital, should be sufficient. that's ~1k btc atm.
asciilifeform: high six figures + being mircea_popescu
asciilifeform: probably would work
asciilifeform: high six figures and being a rube ?
asciilifeform: just makes a dead rube
mircea_popescu: work that asshole!
asciilifeform: just makes for sore arsehole, neh ?
mircea_popescu: but yes, granted, the spot's not for everyone.
asciilifeform: see, that was my contention, that the thing HAS NO COST
asciilifeform: not in the sense those 88 cent cans of tuna have a cost.
asciilifeform: you have to 'be someone'
mircea_popescu: right.
shinohai: http://archive.is/MdA2J <<< Obama dreams of being nubbins` when he leaves office.
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
asciilifeform: note, quite a few folk have 1k btc, but no - afaik - launches.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform complex. pretty thin middle class in btc. people > 10k or <100 , broadly.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform bear in mind, however, that ~ANY woman can be trained to, eg, http://66.media.tumblr.com/9e19e1efb34b4219d13570f08d85a19f/tumblr_nv091t4hkt1uwpmxro1_400.gif
asciilifeform has no pertinent recent data and will take mircea_popescu's word fo rit
mircea_popescu: it's deeply unclear to me the acrobat, rather than the stripped that comfortably dps, is at issue here.
mircea_popescu: stripper*
asciilifeform: and any house can be rebuilt
mircea_popescu: in other words, i don't believe manhood to be much of an innate talent. there'\s good arguments for the position.
asciilifeform: question is the labour.
asciilifeform: not everybody is a born animal trainer.
mircea_popescu: howevert yuou state it, manhood can't be much of a talent.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu likes to roll all manners of particular mircea_popescuinities into concept of 'manhood'
asciilifeform: so, e.g., if you dun like taming scorpions, you ain't man
asciilifeform: etc
mircea_popescu: yes. who's to call me on it ?
asciilifeform: the alert reader!111
mircea_popescu: the alert man-reader or just merely reader ?
asciilifeform: the alert martian-reader, hell.
mircea_popescu: mno. no such wonder.
asciilifeform: this isn't a sin peculiar to mircea_popescu either.
mircea_popescu: so far we're working on whether it's, strictly speaking, a sin
asciilifeform: only in the sense that a furniture store run by a giant is 'sinful'
asciilifeform: selling chairs that ordinary man could put entire living room on
mircea_popescu also defines the grammar of languages, eg. romanian. and then "alert reader" calls him on it, and mp says fuck you, language is codified by the languagemaker, the poet and the genius generally. which is me, not you. now fix those cookbooks and laundry lists you call "grammar books"
asciilifeform: next phase is of course full-bore tolkien
asciilifeform: where existing langs aren't even enough for the truly 1333333333337
mircea_popescu: or late days gauss, of course.
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform understands this quite well.
asciilifeform: the arses, however, expand very slowly, to fit the chairs.
asciilifeform: a good chunk of gauss hasn't even been typeset yet (!)
mircea_popescu: aha
asciilifeform: in other adventures, i made the mistake of trying to set up a 2nd bl0g, for rubbish
asciilifeform: and realized that if i were starting first one today, would prolly have just given up.
mircea_popescu: heh
asciilifeform: there is NO public software worth considering.
asciilifeform: it is all liquishit.
asciilifeform: and normally you can even tell from 5 seconds! of looking at author's page.
asciilifeform: without even READING
asciilifeform: just watching the js turds flicker.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes, trinque, BingoBoingo, et al ^^ anyone have a counter-example handy ?
mircea_popescu: you can just use my wp neh ?
asciilifeform: i fucking hate wp
mircea_popescu: sure. but it ~works.
mircea_popescu: no shit.
asciilifeform: would really like to dispense with the db crapolade.
asciilifeform: i dun need multiple concurrent editors or whatever other rubbish.
asciilifeform: strictly files on disk plox.
phf: asciilifeform: https://github.com/kingcons/coleslaw ?
asciilifeform: 'git for storage' ?!!
asciilifeform: tr0l0l0l
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform then just write straight html, what.
mircea_popescu: you can do it, all i use are like 5-6 tags.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: too much sweat per rubbish photo.
mircea_popescu confesses to being tempted by such a scheme many times past, because that way the headers would be historically accurate.
asciilifeform: it is probably what i'll end up doing, but it crosses over the worth-doing threshhold to wrong side.
mircea_popescu: you can tell a shit language (html) by the fact that as it matures it goes back where it started from : infancy.
mircea_popescu: write markup by hand wtf barbarism is this
asciilifeform: aha.
mircea_popescu: on the upside you can prolly have emacs macro to properly handle image linkage if you have a fixed scheme
mircea_popescu: for names i mean.
asciilifeform: probably but this is again the bmore house
asciilifeform: suddenly what seems like 'trivial' work, balloons into a lifetime of crud.
mircea_popescu: aha.
trinque: I tend to use static site generators
mircea_popescu: i ftr am very happy with my frozen wp cube
mircea_popescu: from this pov.
phf: trinque: i suggested one, ascii couldn't get past first line ☟︎
trinque: so write one alf
trinque: they're an afternoon tops
asciilifeform: mno.
asciilifeform: not if you want it to actually work.
trinque: wtf is this "actually"
asciilifeform: (e.g., spit rss for trinque's bot)
mircea_popescu: alf admits he is shitty codewright ?
asciilifeform: i dun even DO wwwtronics!11111
asciilifeform: ferfuxsake
mats: psh
trinque hated on the wiki recently; maybe I'll write a CL html generator sometime soon
trinque: I'll want one for bot doings soon anyway
trinque: the idea of a "web framework" generating pages each request is insane, even on high-churn sites
trinque: they do this, then "caching" gets involved
trinque: cache on disk! in a file!
asciilifeform: what i want is to generate them ONCE, when EDITED.
asciilifeform: then serve up static.
trinque: right!!!
trinque: exactly that.
phf: trinque: coleslaw is a static site generator written in cl
mircea_popescu: trinque it's not as bad as it seems theoretically, on the grounds of apache being utter shit.
asciilifeform: but 0 public examples.
asciilifeform: 0.
phf: ffs
asciilifeform: phf: git. so no go.
asciilifeform: i want NO DEPS
trinque: V ?
asciilifeform: srsly what is so hard to understand.
phf: asciilifeform: git is an optional deployment option
mircea_popescu: lol. srsly.
asciilifeform: and editor via wwwbrowser. ☟︎
trinque: my emacs is not in wwwbrowser!
mircea_popescu: in entirely unrelated news : so yesterday because pears were exceptional, http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1495366 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 01:32 mircea_popescu bought a coupla dozen, chopped them off, stuck in jars with clove, muskatnuss, a little alspice and about 3 bottles of cognac
asciilifeform: a rubbish blog gotta be augmentable from devices other than battlestation
mircea_popescu: today, tried the contents. pears delicious, the liquoir a bit strong. brewed fresh pot of coffee, added it in. OMFG best coffee ever.
mircea_popescu: mpailey's!
asciilifeform: sounds like mircea_popescu takes in more ethanol than water nao
phf: wwwbrowser disqualifies coleslaw
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform bout the usual quart a week.
asciilifeform: ah then normal adult man l0l
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> strictly files on disk plox. << werc?
mircea_popescu: anyway, to the topic : the lot of you've got to be insane to opine on the matter without actually trying the set-up i declare to be happy with, which also carries the endless millions of trilemawords, longer than any codeball ever written.
mircea_popescu: but hey, that's just me.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform how much is normal per your book ?
asciilifeform: about quart, lel
mircea_popescu: aokthen!
mircea_popescu: we're white, what. that's what it's for.
asciilifeform: prettymuch.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: By the cat-v plan9 people
phf: BingoBoingo: that one's missing browser integration
BingoBoingo: lol
mircea_popescu: wait, so no www, no non-www ?
mircea_popescu: and no emacs ?
mircea_popescu: what is this, "do what i dream" ?
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1496119 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-07-03 18:58 asciilifeform: and editor via wwwbrowser.
mircea_popescu: ah
asciilifeform: AND it needs plan9!!!!
phf: i'm not even sure why i'm participating in this conversation, y'all just ranting over each other :>
phf goes to setup wordpress
asciilifeform: i just downloaded, states quite clearly, that it runs strictly on plan9.
mircea_popescu: phf gimme a sec ima package what i run.
mircea_popescu: it's slightly modified.
asciilifeform: oodles of shell crapolade in there.
mircea_popescu: mostly for spamhandling purposes.
phf: kk
phf: by the way, what's wrong with current %seen?
phf: %seen phf
mircea_popescu: %seen naked sluts
mircea_popescu: i dunno... you tell me ?
phf: ;;seen phf
gribble: phf was last seen in #trilema 35 seconds ago: <phf> %seen phf
mircea_popescu: heh
phf: though could probably use same nick matches as that's used in from:, so that $seen ascii will return last of many ascii_field, ascii_orc, ascii_butugychag ...
mircea_popescu: mhm
asciilifeform: i looked at 'flatpress', and barfed, it is 1000s of lines
asciilifeform: WHY
asciilifeform: THE FUCK
asciilifeform: does a motherfucking blog engine need to weigh 1000s of lines of ???.
phf: presumably needed to "actually work"
asciilifeform: retardation.
asciilifeform: compare mass of, e.g., 'v' vs 'git'.
asciilifeform: does v not actually-work ?
phf: i dunno, nobody's actually using it
asciilifeform uses.
asciilifeform: i will note that, e.g., 'Doom', was under 50,000 lines !
asciilifeform: in other nyooz, phuctor has crunched all of sks circa may 2016.
phf: so do i, but we don't send patches to each other. v needs a distribute team to put it through paces, but every time we do, we et lively philosophical conversations as to how it supposed to actually be used
phf: *we end up with
asciilifeform: phf: iirc it ended with mircea_popescu's pithy observation that perhaps folks should not even expect to be able to use other peoples' patches directly, but rather each maintain own tree
asciilifeform: and hand-pollinate
mircea_popescu: not quite.
asciilifeform: this, however, is considerably more painful than it has to be, because wwwtronics is liquid shit
mircea_popescu: the statement was that PEOPLE SHOULDN'\ EXPECT TO REUSE other people's patches in contexts not intended by those other people ; but instead hand pollinate.
asciilifeform: for some reason you can't presently go 'gimme asciilifeform's latest patches'
mircea_popescu: this says nothing re common trunk ; it's a discussion of #import idiocy.
mircea_popescu: it's strictly a "yes, shit and myelin both go into body, but there's a membrane between them".
asciilifeform: thread concerned merging.
asciilifeform: ended with 'merging is for lamerz'
asciilifeform: 'Real Man merges by reading, then burning the telegram, and rewriting'
asciilifeform: i did not come up with any serious objection. but it may yet be the case that this is a chair for giants.
asciilifeform: as phf seems to suggest.
asciilifeform: four-handed sword.
mircea_popescu: it's just that i see a lot more compartments, separate, than is customary in "the profession"/"the biz".
mircea_popescu: there's an inviolate margin between ideal-code and deployed-code for instance. which this crude notion of "merging" aims to breach.
asciilifeform: how's that
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> AND it needs plan9!!!! << It needs plan9 UTILITIES, available on any nixen
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: realize, yer still talking about a WHOLE OS USERLAND
asciilifeform: you don't get to not count it in the weight of the proggy.
phf: only acceptable solution is 200 lines of ADA, that you can run on dos (equivalently baremetal) and needs www interface
asciilifeform: wouldn't go this far, but ought to use the pieces already in the rubble
asciilifeform: e.g., python, or whatever
asciilifeform: 'phuctor', say, is 600 ln of py and 200 of c.
asciilifeform: and probably could be considerably smaller.
mircea_popescu: phf http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wp-mptargz.gpg << it's all there ; run a grep over the files for "fill your own" to see what you need to add ; you'll also need a theme (goes in /wp-content ) and obviously a mysql db. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: let me know if you have trouble standing it up, i'll debug for free!
asciilifeform: ty mircea_popescu, this might come in handy
mircea_popescu: if anyone else wants it sure - jus' say.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's to his key. you want also ?
asciilifeform: ah yes
asciilifeform: plox.
mircea_popescu: kk. anyone else ? save me an upload and speak nao ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wp-mp-alftargz.gpg
asciilifeform: ty mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: also - if anyone feels like undertaking maintenance for this, on like a V tree and everything, i wouldn't be at all against. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: for one thing - splendid entry level project to learn v without having to know wtf project 9 level arcana is. for the other - still some crud that could do with taking out etc.
asciilifeform: it's got binaries
mircea_popescu: fine apprentice job altogether.
asciilifeform: so not v-able.
asciilifeform: at least not in the whole.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform a) which and b) why would binary be un-v-able i dun get it ?
mircea_popescu: i could keep blockchain a
asciilifeform: bitmaps.
mircea_popescu: s a v item
asciilifeform: gnudiff doesn't generate patches for bins.
asciilifeform: so none of the extant vtrons are able to eat them.
mircea_popescu: so ? translate them to chars like phf did for lisp.
asciilifeform: yeah but this is not done in any extant vtron.
asciilifeform: and it would result in gargantuan patches.
mircea_popescu: as i said - still some crud that could do with taking out etc.
mircea_popescu: nothing HARD tho.
asciilifeform: i don't consider a project v-able unless it is 100% ascii text.
mircea_popescu: everything is 100% ascii text. notwithstanding the damage iconoclasts of your tribe try to do to alphabet.,
mircea_popescu: oops i mean, iconophiles.
asciilifeform: convertible-to: yes
asciilifeform: ~is~ : no.
mircea_popescu: mno.
asciilifeform: hex dump != source.
mircea_popescu: us farmland is not "covertible" to cussack range.
mircea_popescu: it IS cussack range temporarily converted to shitplain.
asciilifeform: one of the few useful concepts we got from rms was 'source == form-preferable-for-modification'
mircea_popescu: "preferable" doesn't mean anything. also bitmaps should be svg'd.
asciilifeform: svg is liquishit
mircea_popescu: PROPER svg'd.
asciilifeform: dun exist.
mircea_popescu: so make it.
asciilifeform: there's 10,000 man-years of undone pyramid.
mircea_popescu: sure.
mircea_popescu: 110408 total says wc -l. holy shit 100k loc omfg wtf bbq.
mircea_popescu: anyway. most of the shit should be cut out with irons, there's room for maybe 2k lines there in like 3 files once one's done shaving the hairball.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how come all yer php has winblowz line endings ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: also, what 'allow from' ought to be used in the .htaccess in your wp-includes/js dir ?
asciilifeform: also phf mircea_popescu there are remaining trilemaisms in there
asciilifeform: grep -i trilema
asciilifeform: (easy to fix)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform whatever ips you use to admin it.
asciilifeform: ahok
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform possibly because original development by automattic was done on windoze ? nfi.
asciilifeform: lel: '// special handle for idiots:'
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the thing is damned flexible.
asciilifeform about to test-fire mircea_popescu's thing
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform does it wurk ?
asciilifeform: not yet
asciilifeform: fighting with db
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: wordpress barfs MOUNTAINS of 'deprecated: xxxxxxxxxx'
asciilifeform: php crapolade.
mircea_popescu: yup.
asciilifeform: it fills MOST OF THE SCREEN
mircea_popescu: i've been ignoring it ever since accidentally got upgraded.
asciilifeform: unusable unless can be disabled.
asciilifeform: holy fuck, ho w???
mircea_popescu: well yes.
mircea_popescu: there's a setting in php.ini, "shut the fuck up".
mircea_popescu is hazy on the details.
mircea_popescu: iirc this was in log tho, one second.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2015-12-22#1350358 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2015-12-22 14:29 mircea_popescu replaces E_ALL & ~E_NOTICE & ~E_DEPRECATED & ~E_STRICT that apparently GETS IGNORED ANYWAY with E_ERROR and fu.
mircea_popescu: here we go.
mircea_popescu: you want error_reporting=E_ERROR
asciilifeform: where?
mircea_popescu: php.ini
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, http://67.media.tumblr.com/37905f5f3ad030995ecd4893d1589546/tumblr_nrc05kjNv61uy0bt6o1_500.gif << linked mostly for the amusing circumstance where the penis resembles a lengthy stick with a ballsac-bow at middle, and it's unclear to which of the two it's actually attached. such social commentary.
mircea_popescu: "is the man fucking himself on the stick portruding from the woman's butt ? or is he contraiwise, impelling an attached probiscus into her hole ?"
asciilifeform: hah i thought it was in a piano
asciilifeform: but it is toilet and sink.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: the sturgeon eater, concerts on piano.
mircea_popescu: the beans eater, concerts on ... organ.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the php thing worked, ty.
asciilifeform: or hm, nope.
asciilifeform: i still get barf.
mircea_popescu: you restarted teh apache ?
asciilifeform: aha
mircea_popescu: quote some barf ?
asciilifeform: Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Comment::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /home/public/wp-includes/comment-template.php on line 1282
asciilifeform: and a bunch moar.
asciilifeform: INSTEAD OF SITE
mircea_popescu: it's not set correctly somehow.
asciilifeform: (in wp admin panel - in addition to, on top of screen.)
mircea_popescu: is it reading some other config file or somesuch ?
asciilifeform: nope.
asciilifeform: definitely it.
mircea_popescu: hm.
asciilifeform: THIS is the kind of idiocy i was hoping to avoid.
asciilifeform: the 2 hrs spent fighting with db, that is WASTED work, also
asciilifeform: because i did it before, years ago, and remembered 0
mircea_popescu: make a call to phpinfo() grep for "display_errors". should e Off Off.
mircea_popescu: eh it's not wasted, simmer down. we fix it okay ?
asciilifeform: 'display_errors => STDOUT => STDOUT'
mircea_popescu: also
mircea_popescu: error_append_string no value no value
mircea_popescu: error_log /dev/null /dev/null
mircea_popescu: error_prepend_string no value no value
mircea_popescu: well so fix it!
asciilifeform: fixed
asciilifeform: i still get the strict_standards bullshit
mircea_popescu: o.o nfi.
asciilifeform: not only that,
asciilifeform: but the site NEVER DISPLAYS
asciilifeform: the control panel - does. site - no.
mircea_popescu: did you get a theme ?
asciilifeform: nor any page thereof.
asciilifeform: no?
asciilifeform: i thought mircea_popescu's tarball was complete ?
mircea_popescu: that's what i said @phf. you'll need a theme.
asciilifeform: oh forfuckssake.
phf: hehehe
mircea_popescu: well wtf you're gonna make a blog with my face on it ?!@
asciilifeform: lel
asciilifeform: if i find out how to vanish the idiot barf, i can think about theme
mircea_popescu: gimem a minute here, this is a little odd.
mircea_popescu: but i have spun up half the php army, so something better come of it.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform apparently this is not possible, to be in a situation where the right php.ini contains a display_errors off switch and yet the page barfs warnings.
asciilifeform: for fucks sake.
mircea_popescu: what php version you got thar ?
asciilifeform: 5.6.23
asciilifeform: soo apparently 'error_reporting = 0' works.
mircea_popescu: aha.
asciilifeform: but silences ALL msgs.
asciilifeform: and apparently now i have to write a motherfucking theme ?!
mircea_popescu: well, alternatively download one :D
asciilifeform: 0 published good anything.
asciilifeform: as usual.
phf: ok, i got it going (i'll shuffle it elsewhere so don't bookmark it or nothing)
mircea_popescu: $google wordpress themes
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asciilifeform: GOOD
asciilifeform: anythings.
mircea_popescu: lol.
asciilifeform: they all have half a meg of css etc.
mircea_popescu: oh.
asciilifeform: incl the crap on my 1st site
mircea_popescu: you can prolly reuse THAT theme acvtuall.
asciilifeform: it is horrid
asciilifeform: i have to massage every single graphic to avoid spilling over
mircea_popescu: well yes, but you're currently using it.
mircea_popescu: uh. ouch.
asciilifeform: yes, using, it, because never found any improved
asciilifeform: nor have any idea how to perma-fix this idiocy
mircea_popescu: oh btw, this auto-resizes images. i just upload whatever and it gives me 560xblabla fit for the page.
asciilifeform: and what about when viewed on a 4000x6000 display ?
asciilifeform: also 560px?
mircea_popescu: hey, what can i tell you!
asciilifeform: none of this shit WORKS
mircea_popescu: phf it has a pretty powerful antispam mechanism. it spits on people who try to send pingbacks from other ips than the blog in question ; it quarantines people who try to add posts with links to anything other than your own blog ; and it auto-spams people it recognizes on the basis of the already marked as spam.
mircea_popescu: which is why originally you'll get some spam quarantined, but after a while it goes away. i see ~1-2 pieces / week atm.
mircea_popescu: but to get this benefit, mark spam as spam rather than delete it.
mircea_popescu: that's about all.
phf: kk
phf: this is smooth
phf has never seen wordpress
mircea_popescu: old wordpress was pretty cool.
asciilifeform: holy SHIT a theme called 'simple skeleton' is 400+KB.
asciilifeform: nor does wordpress.org's directory let you sort by weight.
asciilifeform: mega-unsurprise.
phf: asciilifeform:
asciilifeform: phf: i have that one, turns out, on old disk
asciilifeform: but it lacks essentials, e.g., search box
asciilifeform: this has been a VERY depressing exercise.
asciilifeform: not even because bit rot;
asciilifeform: but because the LAST time i did this, i had ~0 standards and didn't give a fuck
asciilifeform: about ~anything.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> but it lacks essentials, e.g., search box << not an essential, jsut do qntra style archive page
phf: asciilifeform: it's a widget you need to enable in settings
phf: witness
asciilifeform: where do the themes even go
phf: toplevel
asciilifeform: and with what chmod
phf: wp-content goes into same folder as wp-content, wp-includes
phf: same as your apache www-data
asciilifeform: chmod
asciilifeform: not chown
phf: well, so far i have everything as rw r r, but i suspect to edit theme you'll need to either chown to apache's user, or chown to group and add rw rw r
phf: pretty sure everything except wp-content/uploads can stay readonly
asciilifeform: i don't even HAVE a wp-content
phf: asciilifeform: i linked it for you
phf: you gotta engage with my blarg brah
phf: i'm looking for those massive impressions
asciilifeform: lel ty
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform incidentally, you can make theme as css light as you wish. heck, make it pure html barf. or for that matter, plaintext.
mircea_popescu: also, trilema doesn't have search box either. wtf search box.
asciilifeform: 'strip away the marble until statue is left'
asciilifeform: so easy!111
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform incidentally, merely formulating those standards precisely would be useful. why not.
mircea_popescu: you could put it in a blog post.
mircea_popescu: seeing how you'll have to come up with something EACH DAY, soon enough the broken state of the world becomes a revelry.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how to set upload dir path ?
asciilifeform: doesn't seem to exist in the config
asciilifeform: i created the default, but all uploads silently fail
asciilifeform: (all failures will be silent, considering that i had to destroy the error printer)
phf: asciilifeform: wp-admin/options-misc.php
asciilifeform: i created the dir
asciilifeform: NOTHING happens
asciilifeform: it is writable.
phf: well, you want to go to wp-admin/media-new.php, try and upload something, see if it lands in the dir?
asciilifeform: it does not.
mircea_popescu: phf can you upload an item ?
phf: yeah, has a media uploaded file
phf: it's like none of you read my blog!
mircea_popescu: (incidentally, this, at least on my setup, very quick and easy "host this file" basis)
mircea_popescu: phf word.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it needs structure, iirc it is something like /wp-content/uploads/2016/07/x
mircea_popescu: so make that whole path and try again
asciilifeform: it is supposed to mkdir'em
mircea_popescu: it is yes.
phf: fwiw i only created uploads, and it made the structure on its own, after i fixed permissions
asciilifeform: what were your perms phf ?
mircea_popescu: 777!
mircea_popescu: luckiest perms there are.
phf: drwxrwxr-x 3 root www-data 4.0K Jul 3 17:59 uploads/
mircea_popescu: close enough lol
phf: oh yeah, pretty much
asciilifeform: worx, ty
mircea_popescu: phf hey, you gotta fix the antispam bit, which prolly has a fixed path in it or something ? currently not letting me comment.
phf: kk
mircea_popescu: ahhh i know what it is.
mircea_popescu: one second ima give you the fix. theme needs some salt for comment form to work.
mircea_popescu: phf http://trilema.com/2009/trilema-anti-spam/ << see the part going "si respectiv in comments.php a temei," aka "in the comments.php file in your theme"
asciilifeform: soooo turns out none of the current wp themes work with this wp.
asciilifeform: only phf's.
asciilifeform: blank screen
phf: of course, current version is something like 4.8, mp's version is 2.7, 2009 vintage
mircea_popescu: aha.
asciilifeform: and of course not debuggable
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this is a blessing, of course. you want 2015 theme like you want karachi street whore.
asciilifeform: i want the default theme like i want to hand-html.
mircea_popescu: next time that guy comes in that was trying to fix qntra, i guess we get him to make you a special wp 2.7 theme to spec ?
mircea_popescu: my treat.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it is quite unclear to me what part of the rewrite rule is necessary for the spamatron
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform which rewrite rule you mean ?
asciilifeform: aha
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if you want to debug, you can just make a 2nd install. can share db, even, it has this table-prefix scheme baked in. that one you can restrict to yourself and use for hacking upon.
asciilifeform: ugh
mircea_popescu: phf you'll also need a favicon.ico that's not a T lol
phf: and a picture of myself on a camel
mircea_popescu: well, at least barking at a camel's feet.
mircea_popescu: phf 2008 vintage i'm pretty certain.
asciilifeform: my comment thing dun work, aha.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform trhe idea is you want either both of the chunks linked or neither. currently you have only the top one (in wp-comments-post.php ) but not hte bottom one (in /wp-content/theme/comments.php )
asciilifeform: i dun get it, do i need the rewrites? and if so, which? what does 'RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} .t-1813 [OR]' ~do~ ?
mircea_popescu: uh lemme see wtf is this
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform where is this ?!
asciilifeform: http://trilema.com/2009/trilema-anti-spam/#selection-57.1-57.41
mircea_popescu: ah, can safely ignore that part.
asciilifeform: well i get a blank page when commenting.
asciilifeform: and 0 comments.
asciilifeform: literally a 0 byte page.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2009/trilema-anti-spam/#selection-81.0-109.41 < section of interest. ☟︎
asciilifeform: i don't even HAVE a comments.php
mircea_popescu: it's in ~your theme~. do you have one ? no ? WELL THEN!
asciilifeform: ah that
phf: asciilifeform: wp-content/themes/default/comments.php
asciilifeform: holy shit, i have to manually massage every theme?!
asciilifeform: to make commenting even WORK
mircea_popescu: you could alternatively take the thing out of wp-comments-post.php ; all it does is it prevents serious spam operations from working
asciilifeform: and live with spam ?
mircea_popescu: way these work is, they collect form data once with spider, come back and spam it for years afterwards.
mircea_popescu: it won't likely degrade the scheme enough for you to notice.
mircea_popescu: ie, this specific bit is a load control measure more than actually spam-killing per se.
asciilifeform: so what should be taken out then ?
asciilifeform: $suffix .......... null; ?
mircea_popescu: $suffix = substr(md5(date('Y-m-d')."salt.no,rly.salt."),0,6); to become $suffix = "";
asciilifeform: i still get a 0 byte page when commenting.
mircea_popescu: of course. as you've no theme. neh ?
asciilifeform: i HAVE a theme
asciilifeform: the default.
asciilifeform: that i got from phf.
mircea_popescu: ah.
asciilifeform: well, one of his 2
asciilifeform: http://www.asciilifeform.com
asciilifeform: (dns existed for eons, and there was an old and bitrotten thing there which is no moar)
mircea_popescu: well, when this engages what it does is, "Looks like you tried to comment off a stale page. Reload the article, count to three and try again."
asciilifeform: i get 0 anything
asciilifeform: just empty.
asciilifeform: no messages.
phf: mircea_popescu: i think the anti-spam instructions are missing bit for comment_post_time
mircea_popescu: tsk, i think you';re right phf!
mircea_popescu: get the two hashes to line up, ima make a comment on article with update. it has been 7 years huh.
mircea_popescu: <input type="hidden" name="comment_post_time" value="<?php echo time(),"-",$_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']; ?>" /></p>
asciilifeform: ??
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform he crafitily discovered there's a missing bit.
phf: ok comments work
mircea_popescu: so they do!
mircea_popescu: :D
mircea_popescu: phf also paginated comments are fucking stupid, take that shit out
asciilifeform: anybody gonna say where this piece goes ?
phf: one sec
shinohai: responsive
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform in the theme, same file, comments.php. part of the comment form, grep for "comment_post_ID" and put it under
asciilifeform: so i can't actually use virginal themes ??
mircea_popescu: it's flood killer / antibot measure, otherwise you can actually get destroyed by botnet relaying the same comment over and over 100times/s.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not exactly, no. gotta fit them in trilema socket.
asciilifeform: i found the barfatron:
asciilifeform: wp-comments-post.php: ln 54
mircea_popescu: re "paginated comments" : http://trilema.com/2011/concurs-de-injurat-blogari-editia-a-ii-a/ ~700, loads just fine.
mircea_popescu: i wanna see the blog that gets more.
asciilifeform: SELECT comment_ID FROM tril_comments .....
asciilifeform: what to do with that thing
phf: mircea_popescu: i think that's just some default setting
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform heh. should be SELECT comment_ID FROM $wpdb->comments
mircea_popescu: oh no, i mean. should be :
mircea_popescu: $myrows = $wpdb->get_var('SELECT comment_ID FROM '.$wpdb->prefix.'comments WHERE comment_author_IP = "'.$_SERVER["REMOTE_ADDR"].'" and comment_approved = "spam";');
asciilifeform: is the thing ~supposed~ to send all comments to the mod queue ?
asciilifeform: because mine does.
asciilifeform: or hm, odd:
asciilifeform: main page shows 0 comments
asciilifeform: admin panel offers comment for moderation
asciilifeform: but clicking on post reveals already approved comment
asciilifeform: whole thing is broken
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform at first, yeah.
mircea_popescu: wait, what ?
asciilifeform: what i said
asciilifeform: thing behaves inconsistently.
mircea_popescu: i still can't send you a comment fwiw.
asciilifeform: you cna
asciilifeform: can
asciilifeform: but it only displays if you click on the post
mircea_popescu: ah look, it autapproved.
mircea_popescu: now let's try some spam.\
asciilifeform: it doesn't actually work consistently
asciilifeform: the admin panel offers me to mod comments
asciilifeform: the overview root page shows 0 comments
asciilifeform: clicking on post shows all attempted comments.
asciilifeform: this thing is b0rk3d.
mircea_popescu: nope, spam comment didn't make it through.
mircea_popescu: dja see it ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: nope.
mircea_popescu: cool then.
asciilifeform: or huh i see it in spam queue.
asciilifeform: where it belongs.
mircea_popescu: should be in comments if you click on "Spam" aha.
mircea_popescu: so there.
phf: asciilifeform: i also made a patch, but sounds like you don't need it anymore ☟︎
mircea_popescu: nice job phf!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: all comments other than spam show up in 'pending' in mine.
asciilifeform: and show as summing to 0 in root page.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there may be some issues with theme display for logged in admin.
asciilifeform: nononon
asciilifeform: NOT LOGGED IN
mircea_popescu: then hm. i only see my test comment myslef
asciilifeform: http://www.asciilifeform.com shows 0 comments.
mircea_popescu: and also do me a favour and delete my spam comment ; now it doesn't let me comment anymoar :)
asciilifeform: but if you click, they appear.
asciilifeform: i'ma delete whole thhing prolly
asciilifeform: it is ~useless
mircea_popescu: click where ?
asciilifeform: on the oly post
asciilifeform: *only
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/2lD84 << they do not ?
asciilifeform: dafuq
mircea_popescu: i dunno man, your blog :D
mircea_popescu: WORX ON MY SYSTEMZ
asciilifeform: http://www.asciilifeform.com/?p=1&cpage=1#comment-3 << ?
asciilifeform: what do you get
mircea_popescu: my test comment.
mircea_popescu: no other comments on page.
asciilifeform: notice it even prints 'no comments'
shinohai: ;;later tell BingoBoingo Bundy ranch for sale http://listings.listhub.net/pages/MREANV/1116509
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i dunno ; seems to me like a theme issue. this isn't phf's theme, actually, is it ?
asciilifeform: it is one of the 2 themes in his tarball
mircea_popescu: well, it is evidently the broken one.
asciilifeform: whole thing apparetly needs 1,001 hand-coded exceptions from sop in order to work.
asciilifeform: none of which i am equipped to actually understand.
mircea_popescu: shut up gentoo boy! unlike that pos, this actually works for a decade once settled down. and the settling down is a few hours not a few weeks.
mircea_popescu: arguably more useful, also.
asciilifeform: my other thing also works
asciilifeform: and similarly
asciilifeform: and is precisely what i was trying to avoid
asciilifeform: when making 2nd www.
asciilifeform: if i wanted massive 7yo pile of hand-tuned shit, i would just copy old site
mircea_popescu: yeah vhell! gl avoiding computing in this life.
mircea_popescu: maybe our children. if we had any.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how does the comments ending in displayed AND at the same time in 'pending' have anything to do with my theme ?
mircea_popescu: there;'s no "displayed" though. there's All | Pending (4) | Approved | Spam (15,875)
asciilifeform: hm they only display from the ip of the poster dont they.
asciilifeform: so that answers my q
asciilifeform: all comments seem to get queued
asciilifeform: why ?
mircea_popescu: well no, the spam one didn't get queued.
mircea_popescu: but yes, dubious comments get queued, so you can approve them or not. once you approve some, the dubiousness evaluator gets better.
mircea_popescu: you rarely have to approve the same person twice.
mircea_popescu: gotta appreciate, you just made this, so everyone's yet a stranger.
mircea_popescu: anyway, fi on trilema just now, i had to approve that Anonimescu;s fellow first comment ; as he never was seen before. his subsequent ones, i didn't need to touch.
mircea_popescu: you can prolly fiddle with the knobs to make this work more to your liking, but in my experience it's ~perfect.
phf: mircea_popescu: what's the point of wp-includes/js/.htaccess?
asciilifeform: this thing is catastrophically broken
asciilifeform: the spam counter shows '1'
asciilifeform: but it isn't clickable
asciilifeform: and i cannot zero it
mircea_popescu: phf prolly to limit access to javascript ?
mircea_popescu: seems more like a passive "bury this shit" measure than anything else. who's to trust js.
mircea_popescu: anyway, ill be off to partay, tty darlings laters.
asciilifeform: this shit dun work.
asciilifeform: phf: does yours also show a non-zeroable spam counter ?
phf: let me try it out
phf: i'm fixing some warnings
phf: i'm hacking on PHP with VIM, i feel so deliciously white trash
phf: asciilifeform: you mind commenting on for me to try it out
asciilifeform: posted
asciilifeform: 'awaiting mod'
phf: ok i see it
phf: i marked it as spam
phf: it is now in spam
asciilifeform: now reload panel
asciilifeform: and see if spam is clickable
asciilifeform: mine isn't.
asciilifeform: i have an eternal spam.
phf: like spam link?
phf: Spam (1) thing in that top bar?
asciilifeform: aha that one
asciilifeform: not clickable in my panel.
asciilifeform: even though it is a 1.
phf: it's clickable
asciilifeform: oh huh
asciilifeform: the 1 is clickable ☟︎
asciilifeform: the 'spam' is not
asciilifeform: unlike in my actual blog
asciilifeform: motherfuckers.
phf: that is ~odd~
phf: in fact i could send it to spam, and then approve and it appears where it's supposed to be
asciilifeform: well at least thing is ~usable now.
asciilifeform: with pig-ugly theme.