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asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: after ffa is fielded, i'ma add gmp etc carmichaelisms to phuctor.
asciilifeform: ( phuctor connects to a local instance of postgres, so in that sense similar )
mircea_popescu: nah, i'd hope phuctor's better interfaced.
asciilifeform: so like phuctor.
asciilifeform: meanwhile, in 'mit phuctor'-style lulzattempts at thefts from republic, http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/vL8Rj/?raw=true << d00d implements keccak for z80, and naturally claims great 'invention', where , e.g., 'new meaning to retrocomputing-based perfect forward secrecy. In the contemporary concern about tampering and traps in our computing devices...'
asciilifeform: ( phuctor, ftr, uses a (patched, to enable bigger ints) old gmp. with asmisms enabled. )
asciilifeform: the 1 application where ffa defo dunwork, and koch -- does, is phuctor.
asciilifeform: the 'uncut' gmp is not afaik used anywhere in our mechanisms, with the exception of phuctor, where a (patched) variant is used for bernsteinization
asciilifeform: test was re koch's arithm engine (which does take arbitrary exps etc, and a patched ver is used in e.g. phuctor)
asciilifeform: phuctor was specifically conceived as a spiked, electrified cock to be driven deep into the arses of the 'we measured, won't say' people, whatever their nominal flag
mircea_popescu: there's a long history of "fuckers, phuctor" specifically driven by this behaviour, so no, it's not liable to be popular in general.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-12-16#1881163 << fwiw in the end i tuned phuctor so has transactions + indices + fast + sliced bread ☝︎
asciilifeform: meanwhile, in phuctor q&a, http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/1zcrs/?raw=true
asciilifeform: all i can add , is that i get a coupla MB of phuctor traffic from cn on a typical day.
asciilifeform: ~if~ yer pushing the very limits of what's physically possible on your iron, as in e.g. phuctor -- THEN is the time to massage/hyperoptimize. not otherwise.
a111: Logged on 2017-02-19 03:54 asciilifeform: (iirc we had a thread where i described how corporate ameritards, if given a problem like phuctor, would happily soak up a few $mil and megawatt of iron)
asciilifeform: showed up in reaction to the phuctor pop of same.
asciilifeform: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/1F1F9C0BC12E7C73E78AA81364660EEB11D235950DB7509E5927D826A2ED721B fwiw, has been alive for at least that long
asciilifeform: ( laugh all you like, this was actual problem in phuctor initially )
asciilifeform: ( phuctor keeps errything, even raw keyz, in db, nowadays )
asciilifeform: ( even phuctor did! back when it weighed a GB or 2 )
asciilifeform: ( current mass of compressed phuctor snapshot )
BingoBoingo: Consider Phuctor is a sorta bespoke thing. DB software architect can't antipate a Phuctor and how its filled. On the other hand most mysql installs power wordpress.
asciilifeform: phuctor ( and in particular, some of the 'heavier' / unusual pheatures, like search ) i baked specifically around postgres.
asciilifeform: there's imho a niche for the above -- items like phuctor
asciilifeform: ( even phuctor made it into some ru thing 1ce )
asciilifeform: ( or was it 'blue wall of silence', phuctor-style )
asciilifeform: it is possible that there's some format gnarl that i haven't accounted for , tho, i haven't tried erry elephantine key on it ( should really test by walking phuctor db )
mircea_popescu: taking the evident and less fraught example of phuctor -- yes, "tel you what, ima dake djb results and apply!", genius. but "let's actually divide some numbers" absolutely spade, and it is this latter that yielded.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: it's an empty niche, sorta like phuctor's pre-phuctor
asciilifeform: it's actually one of the reasons i haven't ever finished rewrite of phuctor in cl. erry time i sat down to do it, barfed on one of these things
mircea_popescu: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=cuckoo << nb even.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: phuctor goes in <1s
asciilifeform: until recently i also 'why should phuctor have search, i can search in postgres console'
asciilifeform: initial draft is a plain phuctor-like www display tho
asciilifeform: speaking of trb, i dusted off an old conveyor item, phuctor-like www proggy that maps out noadez ( you give it ips, and it connects to'em, then issues 'version' and 'getaddr', and builds a graph )
asciilifeform: ( i expect same result as my phuctor propaganda, but imho mircea_popescu is right in that it oughta be tried, repeatedly , before can say 'it all goes to /dev/null' )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: for long time i repeatedly 'hi omfg-rsa-xyz-of-the-day people, here's phuctor, i speak for...' etc. 0 result. but possibly was doingitwrong
asciilifeform: trinque: somehow! e.g. phuctor, displays on vert- and horiz- pnoje, vga, whatever.
asciilifeform: sorta like phuctor usedto have
lobbesbot: esthlos: Sent 2 weeks, 5 days, 21 hours, and 51 minutes ago: <asciilifeform> http://summaries.logs.esthlos.com/#2018-08-17_1 << again it's 'phuctor' , not 'phunctor'
asciilifeform: usg.tor was precisely the 'faux-phuctor' they built to distract thinking folx from the very idea.
asciilifeform: at one time asciilifeform burned 20-40min erry day manually banning . then got tired of this and went to properly optimize the phuctor db so that it doesn't give a damn re load, up to line speed.
mircea_popescu: it's not a matter of "oh, we handled phuctor story" ; it's a matter of "failed to present republic with fifty virgin transsexuals and fifty million in cash post haste ? awwww..."
mircea_popescu: cocksuckers somehow managed to conjure up imaginary millions for donations to try and drown out http://trilema.com/2014/the-public-burning-of-bob-beck/ ; i don't recall the mns in donations post phuctor, for instance.
kristof: The only reason I was in #asciilifeform today was that I finally read all the phuctor phun in its entirety (yes, I was being a bonehad and didn't read the stats, sorry MP), thought "wait, that happened?" and dropped by.
mimisbrunnr: Logged on 2018-09-01 17:04 kristof: Can anyone tell me about how many broken keys phuctor has found?
asciilifeform: unrelatedly, lulzy phuctor thread in phuctor castle today, http://logs.bvulpes.com/asciilifeform?d=2018-9-1#422638
mircea_popescu: phuctor's.
asciilifeform: ( phuctor is only exception i know of , but not general purpose )
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-30#1845869 << i solved this by biting the bullet and actually baking a desk clone of phuctor ☝︎
asciilifeform: it prolly aint lang barrier -- recall, they saw phuctor and translated, correctly, and even avoided swallowing boeck etc
mircea_popescu: if phuctor stayed forever in the "oh, if someone wants to... he could..." bla bla, we'd still have nothing there, and presumably be very happy with it, too. god knows kanzure amstan whatever other tard in the circus has nothing for their decade+, and are VERY happy with the state of affairs.
mircea_popescu: when phuctor came about, we spent a short while with the whole "oh, whoever wants can put in his key" and a comparatively much longer whole with the "will get all keys in existence not asking anyone anything". this is an important lesson, and it is 20-fucking-14 or some shit.
mircea_popescu: " 1. phuctor gets search feature 2. phuctor then runs out of disk"
a111: Logged on 2018-08-21 13:06 asciilifeform: !Q later tell esthlos http://summaries.logs.esthlos.com/#2018-08-17_1 << again it's 'phuctor' , not 'phunctor'
asciilifeform: !Q later tell esthlos http://summaries.logs.esthlos.com/#2018-08-17_1 << again it's 'phuctor' , not 'phunctor'
asciilifeform: for some reason phuctor took'em 5y, i've nfi why
asciilifeform: which is imho next proper order of biznis for phuctor, generally speaking
mats: asciilifeform: have you put the 'CRoCS' set they refer to, into phuctor?
a111: Logged on 2017-04-05 14:07 Framedragger: mircea_popescu: what original thing did they take from phuctor, may i ask?
a111: Logged on 2017-02-19 03:54 asciilifeform: (iirc we had a thread where i described how corporate ameritards, if given a problem like phuctor, would happily soak up a few $mil and megawatt of iron)
asciilifeform: shinohai: funny how they never bother to straight up and lift the popped mods from phuctor
asciilifeform: meanwhile in lulzplagiarism, https://cybermashup.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/amiet-romailler-reaping-keys-final-slides.pdf << ( yes pdfturd ) >> best usg.phuctor to date
asciilifeform: in other lulz: phuctor has reader in... nigeria
asciilifeform: ( note, candidate modulus must already exist in phuctor collection )
asciilifeform: in other recent lulz, somebody submitted a http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/2FF2BB54467E196A58785C82FC6B74E789ACA48679FF310D31DDFDCD0C934C7C . the item in the username corresponds to http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/03C39D10AC31A5845BE14895E18743165B7BA74E71D3D4A0D62710232203DAC3 . but the N of the former does not divide the M of the latter ( dunno whether the submitter thought that it does ? or what specifically he was tryin
asciilifeform: aaaand http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/faq updated.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not only it, but just about surely the other recurrent idjiocies in the zoo ( http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/factors )
BingoBoingo: I'll have to start reading the phuctor chunks from the bottom up
BingoBoingo: A lol in the spew: "deedbot> http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/23B2173C2FF1A9C43007D526720EA2B9EC1CB4AC21503429ACFBA1DA022517B3 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 3 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'James Bottomley <jejb@kernel.org>; James Bottomley <JBottomley@Odin.com>; James Bottomley <JBottomley@Parallels.com>; James Bottomley <James.Bottomley@HansenPartnership.com>; '"
a111: Logged on 2017-02-07 18:49 asciilifeform: hanbot: conceivably, a sabotaged generator that yields 2**32 possible keys, will result in ~0 natural collisions, and remain invisible to phuctor unless i first find it via some other means.
asciilifeform: buncha phuctor output, btw, in #asciilifeform , and prolly will through the night
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-12#1841047 << ok, but i mean, can't have phuctor grind to a stop because of it neh ? << If it's critical, it's critical, and will sell disk to S.NSA. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-12#1841047 << ok, but i mean, can't have phuctor grind to a stop because of it neh ? ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=bitcoin << very probably some "platform" or other, keybase ?
mircea_popescu: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=amd+turd << ok this is beautiful. nice work stan!
asciilifeform: ... in fact, loox like there won't be any moar phuctor output until i get a 1TB disk hooked up ( will have to be on a usb snake, luckily i left BingoBoingo with one -- as all 4 drive bays on dulap are full )
diana_coman: ahahah -> http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=diana
Mocky: lel >> http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=me@
asciilifeform: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=bitcoin << holyfuq the liquishit tonnage
asciilifeform: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=eulora << lel who are these
a111: Logged on 2018-08-11 00:12 asciilifeform: so we can e.g. !phuctor , !phuctor foo@bar.com , etc
trinque: congrats on the phuctor upgrades btw
asciilifeform: can do various things, e.g. from old log, http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=amd+turd
asciilifeform: currently max query output is wired to 10k, e.g. http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=GPG
asciilifeform: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=82.185.
asciilifeform: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=mircea+popescu
asciilifeform: e.g. http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=aliteralitatii
mircea_popescu: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/factors << also very fast. nice.\
a111: Logged on 2018-08-11 00:12 asciilifeform: so we can e.g. !phuctor , !phuctor foo@bar.com , etc
mod6: <+asciilifeform> please welcome the new & improved phuctor www frontend, 4th rewrite ! << nice!
asciilifeform: so we can e.g. !phuctor , !phuctor foo@bar.com , etc
asciilifeform: please welcome the new & improved phuctor www frontend, 4th rewrite !
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-10#1840769 << nonprime e per se dun make for simple break ( tho it tends to go along with other sad, which is why i mark'em in phuctor ) ☝︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform fellow's about to discover phuctor, i guess.
a111: Logged on 2018-08-10 00:08 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-09#1840596 >> e.g. http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/factor/5411 , http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/factor/5367
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-09#1840596 >> e.g. http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/factor/5411 , http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/factor/5367 ☝︎
asciilifeform: meanwhile, in castles, http://logs.bvulpes.com/asciilifeform?d=2018-8-9#411725 << thread of interest to phuctor readership
lobbesbot: trinque: Sent just now: <asciilifeform> phuctor is soon to grind several megatonnes of keyz; can haz deedbot copying the output to #asciilifeform ( currently goes to ordinary asciilifeform ) plz ? ty