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trinque: you've got a giant wad of incomprehensible shit, so at least if you snapshot the turd at various life-stages you can return to one when you've screwed up everything
mircea_popescu mildly regrets having linked the turd sample.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> think, how would massive_turd exist ? << shared with unreasonably personally WoTed person
mircea_popescu: think, how would massive_turd exist ?
asciilifeform: where he perhaps gpg --decrypt ..... ... >> massive_turd.txt
asciilifeform: (and anyone who thinks i ought to be considering a thing that uses openssl, or a winblowz turd, or something for mac, -- go eat a caltrop.)
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: http://dpaste.com/3M0W299.txt << have a turd
ascii_field: (original turd at https://www.verisigninc.com/assets/whitepaper-advanced-encryption-standard.pdf )
asciilifeform: ^ lengthy turd concerning 'corporate partners' (telecom stoolies et al)
asciilifeform: you're in for a world of turd.
asciilifeform: for all we know, original key is shared by the 1,001 nsa contractors who wrote the turd
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Idea of it was, then he released some binaries earlier this week for turd platforms. Now declaration of forking.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: for some reason i thought that his 'if enough of us, let's open fire' turd was released ages ago
assbot: Logged on 13-08-2015 17:21:57; asciilifeform: but upside is that we aren't passing around a massive binary turd.
asciilifeform: but upside is that we aren't passing around a massive binary turd. ☟︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-08-2015#1237135 << so, i read the slides. 1) 20MB powerpoint pdf turd?!!! wtf, people. 2) the picture which implies priv escalation is disingenuous. there is, just as i said earlier, no esclation. you gotta be in ring0 to move the apic window. NONE OF THIS SHIT WAS SECRET, how did they even get a talking slot at 'blackhat' ? ☝︎
ascii_field: it's quite another to propose that this can be a little pc peripheral turd that i can get 10,000 of and somehow still not crack
ascii_field: as i understand, it is a snowden turd
ascii_field: astonishing turd.
asciilifeform: just like a turd isn't normally given a name before flushing
asciilifeform: this was mostly understood by the enthusiasts around a decade ago, but some of the response was also pathological: 'let's bolt on a huge turd of a standard library'
asciilifeform: where is that canonical mega-turd...
asciilifeform: all good & well until you need to display that browsable svg turd
n6: I built the turd to see if it might work, but it still wont let me grub anything.
kakobrekla thought you were at building the turd
BingoBoingo: I think alf may be onto something with the BIP 14 user agent strings. If nodes are claiming maxint protocol version and not serving a user-agent string to turd nodes.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: golden turd runs winblowz
ascii_field: that's because the output of 'encrypt' is a base64 turd that isn't expected to coexist with text the way a clearsigned string is.
ben_vulpes: putrefaction of corpses, it was the sovereign smell of their first meeting, and her emblem. The turd slides into his mouth, down to his gullet. He gags, but bravely clamps his teeth shut. Bread that would only have floated in porcelain waters somewhere, unseen, untasted—risen now and baked in the bitter intestinal Oven to bread we know, bread that’s light as domestic comfort, secret as death in bed . . . Spasms in his throat
ben_vulpes: But thoughtful Pointsman, anticipating this, has been sending laxative pills with her meals. Now her intestines whine softly, and she feels shit begin to slide down and out. He kneels with his arms up holding the rich cape. A dark turd appears out the crevice, out of the absolute darkness between her white buttocks. He spreads his knees, awkwardly, until he can feel the leather of her boots. He leans forward to surround the hot turd
assbot: Logged on 26-06-2015 21:23:15; jurov: ok ascii_field not turd , but this leaves things to be desired, too: http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-January/000033.html
assbot: Logged on 03-08-2015 14:06:53; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-08-2015#1223002 << at this point i gotta ask, why are any of you still using the phoundation turd for anything
assbot: Logged on 03-08-2015 14:06:53; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-08-2015#1223002 << at this point i gotta ask, why are any of you still using the phoundation turd for anything
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-08-2015#1223002 << at this point i gotta ask, why are any of you still using the phoundation turd for anything ☝︎☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: china: 'we already discovered it 5,000 yrs ago. here, have some fried rat turd dumpling'
BingoBoingo: Random turd. Could be OpenBSD memory handling weird
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: are you still using a random phoundation turd instead of therealbitcoin for your measurements ?
assbot: Logged on 05-07-2015 15:33:42; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187470 << what i was saying there bears repeating. if we had a fleet of pogos deployed, they would ~all~ be paperweights now. and for so long as we use the cpp turd, there can be no guarantee of this kind of thing not happening in the future.
BingoBoingo: Big, lots of fees wonder where the turd is https://btc.blockr.io/block/info/367851
ascii_field: phf: c++ on x86 will be a turd, yes
trinque: every irc bot is such a turd
asciilifeform: even some of the most bitterly chumpatronic drm-encrusted turd formats aren't paginated
asciilifeform: 'how would you like less of everything, plus intel turd, plus 2x the cost'
asciilifeform: tcpdump -s 0 port 8333 -w turd.pcap
BingoBoingo: Sources and binary for my Bitcoin 0.7-ish turd http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/bitcoin-0.7.2/
decimation: ^ usg should raise all its money this way, voluntary taxes: "Funding the $1e9 joint strike fighter: at the $1e7 level:recieve turd hand-polished to the same specifications as the canopy"
asciilifeform: it'll have to be put in 'recovery mode' and the whole turd overwritten with something reasonable.
decimation: asciilifeform: worst case you can use it to watch turd tv
ascii_field: not to be confused with the turd from 3 month ago
asciilifeform: http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-206-397-1975/4#p633425372283376590 << also lulzy rumour turd re: 'telco 214'
BingoBoingo: <assbot> Logged on 16-07-2015 14:21:09; asciilifeform: also, learned that the 'EXCEPTION: St12out_of_range CInv::GetCommand() type=3 unknown in ProcessMessages()' often found in therealbitcoin log comes from phoundation nodes sending 'bloom filter' command, a turd only they support << From my limited understanding it isn't Phoundation nodes, but SPV shit running Hearnia's BitcoinJ doing that
assbot: Logged on 16-07-2015 14:21:09; asciilifeform: also, learned that the 'EXCEPTION: St12out_of_range CInv::GetCommand() type=3 unknown in ProcessMessages()' often found in therealbitcoin log comes from phoundation nodes sending 'bloom filter' command, a turd only they support
asciilifeform: also, learned that the 'EXCEPTION: St12out_of_range CInv::GetCommand() type=3 unknown in ProcessMessages()' often found in therealbitcoin log comes from phoundation nodes sending 'bloom filter' command, a turd only they support ☟︎
assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 18:35:24; ascii_field: the current turd is not 'pogoable' and i'm surprised that danielpbarron bothered to test it there
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: read the linked ml turd yet ?
ascii_field: all artifacts of the cpp turd's bottomless well of stupid
ascii_field: the current turd is not 'pogoable' and i'm surprised that danielpbarron bothered to test it there ☟︎
asciilifeform: ^ incidentally, this touches on what imho was the major reason for the appeal of the soviet offering in the 'turd world.'
jurov: z80 is closed source turd, too, no?
ascii_modem: all of these turd polishings are 20+ years of wank by now,
ascii_field: but that's the source of the 1mb monolithic tx turd from earlier
ascii_field: nothing really remarkable in the turd, just a 'complete set'
ascii_field: but the n00bs-get-ddosed turd still stinks. no matter how dresses as sausage
trinque: I just grabbed it with requests *and* verified it with the gnupg turd by hand
decimation: asciilifeform: would you include binary driver turd?
asciilifeform: and their standard x86 turd boards.
BingoBoingo: Suffers labeling issues though. Hard to tell buy ordering if you get actual part or Chicom turd
ascii_field: as i pointed out before, it is being done for two disjoint reasons. one is so that hearn can write the turd linked above, re: 'it is crowded and we need blocks of $maxint size'
jurov: maybe i'll catch aneurysm from that cpp turd first
asciilifeform: ntp means that you now have a multimegabyte leprous turd on your box.
decimation: interesting. I didn't see any updates on openbsd saying that the nfs turd was no longer needed
decimation: it was already such a turd, we are just trying to find out what to do about it
ascii_field: and now we've turned bitcoin into a centralized turd
kakobrekla: i was chicomfying your turd only
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu minor nitpick with article: 'bitcoin core' is what the gavinists call their turd. the traditional client is generally known as 'bitcoind'.
assbot: Logged on 05-07-2015 15:33:42; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187470 << what i was saying there bears repeating. if we had a fleet of pogos deployed, they would ~all~ be paperweights now. and for so long as we use the cpp turd, there can be no guarantee of this kind of thing not happening in the future.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187470 << what i was saying there bears repeating. if we had a fleet of pogos deployed, they would ~all~ be paperweights now. and for so long as we use the cpp turd, there can be no guarantee of this kind of thing not happening in the future. ☝︎☟︎☟︎
ascii_modem: one one hand, i don't give a shit, yes. on the other, a human turd pressed a button, my nodes are halted, and there is no guarantee that they don't have a bottomless magazine of these
ascii_modem: so far i'm not sure any of you apprehend just what a steaming turd the thing is
assbot: Logged on 15-02-2015 22:34:28; asciilifeform: 2) tearing out 'boost' while keeping the project in cpp will turn it into an unreadable morass of crud that makes the existing turd look like the finest sausage
asciilifeform: i bet the linked turd is not long for this world
Jautenim: I coaxed it to compile the turd but segfaults straight away
trinque: yet another "lets try to layer tape upon the turd and hope that solves the underlying derp of the system"
asciilifeform: elisp, incidentally, is a world-class turd
ben_vulpes: <decimation> ascii_field: shit, you are right, the amazon s2d is just a pretty TLS wrapper around the openssl crypto turd << one stops being surprised eventually
trinque: at least our turd politicians aren't even clever enough to make those
ascii_field: ought to move to a cached disk turd
ascii_field: it's how we got the blkxxxx turd in the 1st place
decimation: ascii_field: shit, you are right, the amazon s2d is just a pretty TLS wrapper around the openssl crypto turd
mircea_popescu: mind publishing the plaintext somewhere, say on your blog ? the turd is uselessly opaque, and for instance google doesn'ty know it
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: consider preserving the turd for dissection
asciilifeform: go and strace the thing and yes, it snarfs up this perfectly-irrelevant turd from disk
assbot: Logged on 28-06-2015 02:30:30; asciilifeform: if mircea_popescu asks, this turd will be deployed to dulap (s.nsa box)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: read linked turd
trinque: mircea_popescu: because layering another turd atop iptables is surely what you want... I find ufw a nice tool to deal with trivial firewall setups
asciilifeform: if mircea_popescu asks, this turd will be deployed to dulap (s.nsa box) ☟︎
asciilifeform: (see the gconv-modules turd? fucking lamers)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i wasted years on this. destructive dead end, because ibm pc is a turd
jurov: ok ascii_field not turd , but this leaves things to be desired, too: http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-January/000033.html ☟︎
ascii_field: where is this 'turd.patch' ?