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deedbot: http://www.contravex.com/2017/08/10/unboxing-and-set-up-of-nosuchlabs-fuckgoats-on-macos-openbsd-linux/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Unboxing and set-up of NoSuchlAbs FUCKGOATS on MacOS? OpenBSD? LINUX!!
asciilifeform: ( not a high bar, but probably enough to say now that next FUCKGOATS will NOT feature a xilinx no moar )
asciilifeform: elsewhere , for all of asciilifeform's gripe re the trinitron d00d -- he immediately grasped 'why FUCKGOATS named'
asciilifeform: ACHTUNG S.NSA CUSTOMERS! all outstanding FUCKGOATS orders shipped.
mircea_popescu: i eagerlyexpect the imperial "fuckgoats" bowdlerization
a111: Logged on 2017-06-28 17:55 asciilifeform: ( this was very near the time when FUCKGOATS was beginning to happen , and it took over asciilifeform's head for a long while )
asciilifeform: ( this was very near the time when FUCKGOATS was beginning to happen , and it took over asciilifeform's head for a long while ) ☟︎
lobbes: in other news, I'm happy to report my FUCKGOATS has arrived!
mod6: <+asciilifeform> ACHTUNG s.nsa customers!! all outstanding-through-today FUCKGOATS have shipped << cool
asciilifeform: ACHTUNG s.nsa customers!! all outstanding-through-today FUCKGOATS have shipped
mod6: <+asciilifeform> ^ d00d pushing 'onerng' over FUCKGOATS, with argument that the former 'is open source, mathematically verifiable, ...drivers for all current os, even openbsd...' while the latter 'no drivers, connection using obsolete medium - serial port, limited entropy' << limited entropy?! herp.
mircea_popescu: "you can always recognize a fuckgoats by that sure sign, that all the dounces in the county are arrayed in a confederacy against it."
asciilifeform: ^ d00d pushing 'onerng' over FUCKGOATS, with argument that the former 'is open source, mathematically verifiable, ...drivers for all current os, even openbsd...' while the latter 'no drivers, connection using obsolete medium - serial port, limited entropy'
mircea_popescu: kinda how fuckgoats even got started, their we-are-idiots naming conventions.
asciilifeform: ( would need a rs232 FUCKGOATS attached )
BingoBoingo thought FUCKGOATS was a natural path to other product names like PASHTUN and BLANKET and HAYBARN
erlehmann: i assume FUCKGOATS does not help here?
BingoBoingo: It's pretty clear that without scintillator'd FUCKGOATS that NoSuchlAbs needs to produce PASHTUN to herd FUCKGOATS
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-31#1663994 << 10mbps is still cheaper to make with fuckgoats than through whatever alternative they have. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: problem is, when we wake up tomorrow, the dumb cunts will still be dumb cunts ; while fuckgoats will still work.
mircea_popescu: if only we agreed to agree the dumb cunts are important they'd gladly agree fuckgoats works!
a111: Logged on 2017-05-31 19:16 phf: i wonder what they mean by "large amounts", could they just run a handful of FUCKGOATS in parallel? is there some hidden flaw in FUCKGOATS approach that makes the solution non-viable? so many questions!
phf: i wonder what they mean by "large amounts", could they just run a handful of FUCKGOATS in parallel? is there some hidden flaw in FUCKGOATS approach that makes the solution non-viable? so many questions! ☟︎
asciilifeform: ^ very real problem when i was building FUCKGOATS
Framedragger: damn, that response re FUCKGOATS somehow made me sadder than random $afk emotional things. "you had your chance" and any onus to follow-up is now on their end (demarcation line has been set), yes, lost cause, but still, damn. such a waste of flesh.
trinque: and you're handing them a FUCKGOATS, lol
asciilifeform: so we have him, who won't test (phree!111) sample of FUCKGOATS...
asciilifeform: ftr , for people who refuse to read the source : FUCKGOATS emits at 115200 baud STRICTLY!!!
jurov: http://www.bing.com/search?q=fuckgoats put nosuchlabs at first place
mircea_popescu: !~google FUCKGOATS TRNG
asciilifeform: !~yandex FUCKGOATS
jhvh1: asciilifeform: i fuck goats - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DAr_ezvLRxvE>; RobustPopehatAgenda on Twitter: "If you fuck goats because it ...: <https://twitter.com/popehat/status/833525845046071297%3Flang%3Den>; # fuckgoats hashtag on Twitter: <https://twitter.com/hashtag/fuckgoats>
asciilifeform: !~google FUCKGOATS
Framedragger: asciilifeform: do basically want to invite him to audit FUCKGOATS?
shinohai: Only after rigorous testing, such as shown above, do the finest fuckgoats units leave the lab.
mircea_popescu: but as far as alternative fuckgoats testing goes, http://collarspace.com/cdn/cinema/queensnake/computer-love-ad1.mp4
asciilifeform: speaking of which, i wonder if they'd like a FUCKGOATS.
mircea_popescu: see alf, that's the problem with fuckgoats, that nsa doesn't have an email spam service. THIS GOES AGAINST PRINCIPLES!
asciilifeform: but then again someone could point same type of finger at, e.g., FUCKGOATS
mircea_popescu: so tmsr computing wishlist goes a) ram insulating motherboard ; b) fully open nic to fuckgoats standards.
mircea_popescu: and they will continue to, for the indefinite future, hide behind "oh, i can't say fuckgoats and THAT is why my brain doesn't work -- it's my principles!!1"
pete_dushenski: also, for anyone looking for dc at which to host ssdbox+fuckgoats, you now have an option! http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/tHFsH/?raw=true (cad$189=usd$138 currently, dc located in montreal)
asciilifeform: iirc mircea_popescu recently discovered that you gotta buy a colo if you want to emplace something as small as even a FUCKGOATS
mircea_popescu: "oh, there's a game that actually works, run by the only guy who actually has money or understands business in this cloud of idiots. tell you what -- we'll pretend to be offended at "fuckgoats" and stick with some utter derpitude run by a mentally ill runt. then a year or two years or whatever later we'll go ... "unfortunately" and act like no one could have fucking predicted".
shinohai: I'm still incredulous that one guy is so hoity-toity he won't say FUCKGOATS
BingoBoingo: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-27#1648605 << Disappointed this convo did not get FUCKGOATS is the captain now pilot joak ☝︎
asciilifeform: i have devices with 0 kernel. e.g. FUCKGOATS itself.
phf: i suspect that no vocal nonwot bought FUCKGOATS. it's either inwot, or else lurkers, that otherwise don't have any kind of presence. won't start participating with a review (even though that's probably a reason way to put self on radar)
a111: Logged on 2017-04-26 20:35 asciilifeform: in other lulz, https://v.teknik.io/v/MlDDG << 'FUCKGOATS unboxing' ( pankkake ! )
Framedragger: btw there are like 770 people sitting and talking on ##crypto, it might not even be 100% hopeless, curious if they would respond well to FUCKGOATS advertising ☟︎
mircea_popescu: you may think eg pete_dushenski is a little strange for desiring nothing other than you know, making a new website where to retell fuckgoats shop page "in his own words". but who does anything else, on that sad continent ? where ? when ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ask if he wants to check out the FUCKGOATS
asciilifeform: in other lulz, https://v.teknik.io/v/MlDDG << 'FUCKGOATS unboxing' ( pankkake ! ) ☟︎
mod6: http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fuckgoats-unboxing-1.jpg << this addressing "scheme" is quite lulzy
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform nope. a solved instance of this problem would be me going "hey x, i want a new server for eulora, what do you got that's good and where do i send the fuckgoats" which returns within a day or two with options and quotes which i pay which results in the server being live sometime next week.
mircea_popescu: i want something like a dual or quad e-2650 say, with a coupla fuckgoats physically installed. i can't say "do this" in #trilema, in 2017.
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2017/fuckgoats-unboxing-of/ << Trilema - FUCKGOATS, unboxing of ~
asciilifeform: apparently, when reading slow or variable-speed source ( such as FUCKGOATS ) dd will sometimes fail to fill an entire block (default block size is 512 on most boxes) and PAD WITH MOTHERFUCKING ZEROS
asciilifeform: ( the FUCKGOATS schematics you get in the parcel, came out of it )
danielpbarron: if you have 100 to spare i can throw them in with my own FUCKGOATS orders :D
asciilifeform: originally i was ready to include them with FUCKGOATS but found that it would require even larger and costlier (shipment overseas is already outrageous, costs > the hardware ) parcel .
asciilifeform: pressed disks -- happen at FUCKGOATS speed.
asciilifeform: i'd also much like to hear from other FUCKGOATS users.
asciilifeform: ( incidentally -- FUCKGOATS worx ok (if very slowly) with toggles instead of analogue rng modules. )
asciilifeform: woz drew up a 6502 box with slightly reduced glue logic chip count, vs the state of art at the time. about same level of accomplishment as, e.g., fuckgoats.
shinohai: ben_vulpes will then become a Stephen Hawking and only be able to communicate using a fuckgoats strapped to his wheelchair.
asciilifeform: btw most of the folx reading this now own a perfectly good example of a non von neumann comp and program for same -- FUCKGOATS
mircea_popescu: BenBE do you also know the FUCKGOATS, so as not to ever again use a "prng" for as long as you live ?
mircea_popescu: walking, talking, rotting meat-based FUCKGOATS.
trinque: really the right thing to do here is sell a buncha fuckgoats, get asciilifeform rich, hire stable boy
asciilifeform: (apparently no moar than 13 FUCKGOATS can be plugged into 1 usb host. because Reasons.)
Framedragger: "Note: Both RNG-TW (Analogue) modules must be present and in working order during power-up, or FUCKGOATS will remain in a SAD state (steady RED lamp.) When performing basic tests, start with a powered FUCKGOATS, with BOTH RNG-TW (Analogue) modules installed. "
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform dja remember where receiving of 1st batch FUCKGOATS was announced ?
asciilifeform: FUCKGOATS includes a lowpass filter and three separate voltage regs, but the itch remains, does it make a diff if the thing were 1) powered by battery 2) isolated ENTIRELY from pc
Framedragger: re. FUCKGOATS customs hold-up in UK: according to their story the hold-up with uk customs was due to them having to apply import duty (had to pay a bit) from u.s., *even though* i've had plenty of shit sent in from u.s. of a. before, so who knows (they wouldn't tell me more) :D ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-28#1633177 << i'll point out, FUCKGOATS even doubles as a (very small, actually 2nd smallest chip they sell) xilinx dev board... ☝︎
asciilifeform: doppler: FUCKGOATS is still in stock and available, if that's what you wanted to learn.
asciilifeform: last outstanding FUCKGOATS shipped today.
asciilifeform: 'FUCKGOATS is broken, won't plug into my shitphone'
asciilifeform: in other lulz, ACHTUNG s.nsa customers! aaalmost all FUCKGOATS -- shipped
asciilifeform: (which is why it is in FUCKGOATS)
phf: speaking of FUCKGOATS, project PITCHFORK? i still can't get over that one
asciilifeform: for instance, i wanted to make FUCKGOATS in otp. no dice.
a111: Logged on 2017-03-22 20:38 asciilifeform: meanwhile, ACHTUNG s.nsa customers! moar FUCKGOATS shipped today. see your invoice www pg to learn if yours was in this batch.
Framedragger: congratz on fuckgoats shipments asciilifeform btw
asciilifeform: meanwhile, ACHTUNG s.nsa customers! moar FUCKGOATS shipped today. see your invoice www pg to learn if yours was in this batch. ☟︎
asciilifeform: ACHTUNG s.nsa customers! http://nosuchlabs.com updated with certain instructions for Linux users of ganged sets of FUCKGOATS.
asciilifeform: 6 FUCKGOATS units have shipped today
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-14#1626858 << we already gotta patch the kernel to FUCKGOATS. ☝︎
asciilifeform: Framedragger: the auditability is the entire point of FUCKGOATS.
asciilifeform currently occupied with printing FUCKGOATS manuals, colour laser
mircea_popescu: expectation is the equivalent of the continuous tense, you may have expectations out of your household. but no expectations are involved in fuckgoats. if the current is what it was specified it'll work and if not it will burn. what do you ~expect~ ?
asciilifeform: asciilifeform, drawing up FUCKGOATS, had to pick what voltage regulator to use, they come in wide variety of max & peak voltage and current ratings
asciilifeform: and incidentally FUCKGOATS also has !!
mircea_popescu: same way fuckgoats works neh.
mircea_popescu: so it may make sense as a convenience thing to symlink it to your fuckgoats tty. but don't expect you've now thereby fixed the system
veen: surely we all agree that linux-csprng < FUCKGOATS
veen: proposal is replace output of linux csprng-crazy that underlies /dev/random with the output of FUCKGOATS
veen: my reasoning is that if the semantics of /dev/random is that, taken over infinity, it emits flat spectrum of octects, and lots of binaries in the wild have that assumption baked it, why not coax kernel into allowing FUCKGOATS to fulfill the contract of /dev/random directly?
veen: asciilifeform: what are known-good, currently-doable usecases for FUCKGOATS