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asciilifeform: on a unixline, FUCKGOATS shows up as a modem.
asciilifeform: (there is a red alarm lamp on the pcb to alert in case of analogue rng failure, but it is theoretically possible for the circuit to break outside of FUCKGOATS proper)
veen: put it this way, i couldn't figure out how to generate a gpg keypair with fuckgoats, because gpg reads /dev/random, and i couldn't work out how to get fuckgoats (or any other file-like) shimmed in there
veen: up to your fuckgoats hardward or driver, i suppose
veen: by way of example, imagine /dev/random is just an alias for e.g. /dev/fuckgoats
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: is there a guide on making this fabled kernel module for fuckgoats?
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: would i have to modify how OpenSSL is initialized in order to use FUCKGOATS with TRB? >> https://wiki.openssl.org/index.php/Random_Numbers#Hardware
trinque: danielpbarron: http://danielpbarron.com/2017/fuckgoats-for-sale/ << I was perhaps interested, but your old blog posts are all gone ?
asciilifeform: this is why i did not make FUCKGOATS a usb device in the usual sense. and did not give it any 'test mode command' or in fact any way to manipulate its state from the connected comp at all.
asciilifeform: (for some applications, e.g., FUCKGOATS, this is exactly what you want)
asciilifeform: i can trivially cause it on my box by throwing, e.g., FUCKGOATS genesis, into trb dir...
asciilifeform: e.g., FUCKGOATS, is technically MAEDINUSA!!1!!1!!!
asciilifeform: i can easily picture, e.g., FUCKGOATS, staying in that shape for the rest of eternity.
asciilifeform: the way, e.g., FUCKGOATS-genesis, is today.
phf: FUCKGOATS extension board..
mircea_popescu: lol check that out alf, FUCKGOATS reselling as collector itamz lel
deedbot: http://danielpbarron.com/2017/fuckgoats-for-sale/ << Daniel P. Barron - FUCKGOATS For Sale
asciilifeform: i cannot speak for the folx mentioned above, but for me the appeal of, e.g., 6502, or of (pure 'sea of gates', a la FUCKGOATS) fpga work, is that there is 0 shit-in-the-dough
gabriel_laddel_p: asciilifeform: yeah, but FUCKGOATS has _lots_ of text, whereas this is a video.
asciilifeform: gabriel_laddel_p: notice, for example, that complete schematic, cpld, etc. for FUCKGOATS is posted on www.
asciilifeform: during FUCKGOATS release.
asciilifeform: in other lulz, herr kako loves us enough to try to make own FUCKGOATS and try to undercut
asciilifeform: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/3NXcp/?raw=true << what FUCKGOATS release would have looked like, in that mode.
asciilifeform: it is ~= FUCKGOATS output.
mircea_popescu: the fuckgoats part seems easier. so where's this address of yours and are what deal are we looking at here ? machines for fuckgoats ?
a111: Logged on 2016-12-28 05:08 mircea_popescu: oh speaking of which, gabriel_laddel_p why not packaging fuckgoats with the masamunes ?
mircea_popescu: i'm saying isis is as good a referent as FUCKGOATS. have you met him ?
asciilifeform since release of FUCKGOATS, spent much time studying 'serpent' block cipher. ☟︎
trinque: clearly was just testing her new FUCKGOATS
mircea_popescu: oh speaking of which, gabriel_laddel_p why not packaging fuckgoats with the masamunes ? ☟︎
asciilifeform: fwiw whoever wants can also make own FUCKGOATS and sell.
asciilifeform: wai not, gabriel_laddel_p ? e.g., FUCKGOATS, has a www
asciilifeform: now i gotta wonder if anybody read, e.g., FUCKGOATS
a111: Logged on 2016-12-25 16:17 ben_vulpes: http://cacm.acm.org/magazines/2017/1/211100-pure-randomness-extracted-from-two-poor-sources/fulltext << asciilifeform: in which the acm tells the world that fuckgoats was tin woman overkill
ben_vulpes: http://cacm.acm.org/magazines/2017/1/211100-pure-randomness-extracted-from-two-poor-sources/fulltext << asciilifeform: in which the acm tells the world that fuckgoats was tin woman overkill ☟︎
asciilifeform: sorta was the point of FUCKGOATS.
asciilifeform: in other lulz, FUCKGOATS www is getting regular hits from places such as honduras, panama, etc. via search-engine referrer. and i am beginning to suspect that these folx were looking for material concerning the fucking of ordinary goats.
asciilifeform: cost of failure, sometimes you simply live with. i signed FUCKGOATS, and it is a 'sapper makes 1 mistake' item, it is not possible to repair the units if i had made a mistake.
a111: Logged on 2016-12-20 22:11 phf: i'd imagine in sane world they would have something like FUCKGOATS or an expensive variation of (like john walker's hotbits) so can publish schematics all you want. in reality it is probably a prng with a seed under two keys
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-20#1586849 << the thing with fuckgoats is that, much like in the case of, say, dildo - more expensive variation doens't usefully exist. ☝︎
asciilifeform: fwiw (and i may have explained it in the past) FUCKGOATS will work with, e.g., a geiger, or anything else that can supply 1/0 signal
phf: i'd imagine in sane world they would have something like FUCKGOATS or an expensive variation of (like john walker's hotbits) so can publish schematics all you want. in reality it is probably a prng with a seed under two keys ☟︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: aha, it is lovely, a FUCKGOATS rng board could run for year+ on one.
asciilifeform: unrelated, and of 'historical' interest, http://nosuchlabs.com/fg/photo/yoke.jpg << first FUCKGOATS slave yoke test, from last week.
asciilifeform sent 1st crate of FUCKGOATS on its way.
a111: Logged on 2016-12-17 23:11 mircea_popescu: incidentally asciilifeform : actual usecase for FUCKGOATS in eulroa play : because the current mining software uses random to position the miner, the quality of the rng generator decides how likely you actually step outside of the coords you are. ie, if your rng is biased, you're more likely to go outside.
mircea_popescu: incidentally asciilifeform : actual usecase for FUCKGOATS in eulroa play : because the current mining software uses random to position the miner, the quality of the rng generator decides how likely you actually step outside of the coords you are. ie, if your rng is biased, you're more likely to go outside. ☟︎
asciilifeform: this also lets the owner test the functionality of his FUCKGOATS cpld and clock crystal SEPARATELY
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/12/fuckgoats-schematics-released-as-devices-ship/ << Qntra - FUCKGOATS Schematics Released As Devices Ship
asciilifeform: FUCKGOATS can now... fuck.
asciilifeform: shinohai: it is everything you theoretically need to make YOUR OWN FUCKGOATS
mod6: if I were him, this is what I would do: take the schematic blob, encode it, clearsign it with a note at the top and a hash of its output value. submit to deedbot. next, edit the code somewhere or prefereably create a README.txt that points to that deed, create a new fuckgoats_genesis.vpatch and fuckgoats_genesis.vpatch.alf.sig on nosuchlabs.com, point to them with your www.
asciilifeform: unrelatedly, and i have to dig up a week-old thread, but this has to be done, i gotta deebot FUCKGOATS
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: toyota then. lexus if you sell a million fuckgoats.
BingoBoingo: Put on a camper shell and you have a FUCKGOATS transporter
mircea_popescu: fuckgoats is basically one part of the original cardano, specifically, the one actually worth making, turned up to 11.
asciilifeform: it is not obvious from the brochure, what FUCKGOATS does ??
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: from peterl in contravex comments : "I could be wrong (have not ordered one yet myself), but isn't the cardano a sub-piece of the FUCKGOATS? So they are delivering a bigger, more complex, more useful item (but later) than what they originally planned to sell?" i must say i missed this difference b/w fuckgoats and cardano as well. i guess i'd assumed that the latter'd been renamed to the former
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: meatwot says congratulations on fuckgoats
trinque: as with fuckgoats -> cardano, sell every useful increment towards goal
asciilifeform: fuckgoats is made of motherfucking search!
asciilifeform: but when xilinx's synth tool stubbornly refused to map the collective reset in FUCKGOATS to the global reset pin, i found the answer with, yes, a few hours of google.
asciilifeform: with that in mind, neither 'rotor', nor fuckgoats, nor phuctor, would exist if asciilifeform had not been able to do ~10,000 google searches.
asciilifeform: $ gets N bits from your FUCKGOATS
mircea_popescu: first fuckgoats, then laundrygoats!
asciilifeform: i would like to deed FUCKGOATS
thestringpuller: While asciilifeform is diligently building fuckgoats the lamestream media will inevitably "white wash javascript" crypto. Above is evidnce of it happening in the making. Maybe not suprising to you. But surprising to me to see it more rampantly.
jhvh1: shinohai: Fuckgoats
shinohai: !~translate en to zh-CN Fuckgoats
mod6: i love these FUCKGOATS pics.
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2016/fuckgoats-first-batch-assembles-successfully/ << Trilema - FUCKGOATS first batch assembles successfully
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform so the tor enthusiasts will buy fuckgoats.
mircea_popescu: check it out, alf's fuckgoats + trinque's wot work + ben_vulpes 's brunnr + things -> btc goes up 10%.
a111: Logged on 2016-12-03 04:35 mod6: you are backing us away from "number of seconds from 'midnight' of rsacalypse" one step at a time. first lamport, then FUCKGOATS, each step helps.
mod6: you are backing us away from "number of seconds from 'midnight' of rsacalypse" one step at a time. first lamport, then FUCKGOATS, each step helps. ☟︎
mats: FUCKGOATS is impressive, thanks asciilifeform
asciilifeform pictures a dildonic analogue end for FUCKGOATS
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: problem is not that you cannot turn a radio-in-faraday-cage into a baroque version of FUCKGOATS
mircea_popescu: did you see the guy who had a "for free just as good version" consisting of buying a software radio thing (for slightly more than what FUCKGOATS costs) and you know, listening to man made "entropy"
asciilifeform: and in yet-other lulz, http://qntra.net/2016/12/no-such-labs-unveils-fuckgoats/#comment-80421
Framedragger: congratulations on FUCKGOATS, asciilifeform and mircea_popescu
pete_dushenski: many congrats to asciilifeform and mircea_popescu on squeeking in under the nth xmas deadline for #fuckgoats. looking forward to getting my hands on one, whatever batch that may be. will probably order a few and give as gifts to sufficiently nerdy friends.
mod6: so now, i see that 'nosuchlabs.com' homepage is the 'fuckgoats' page -- no middle finger
mod6: asciilifeform: did you guys take down the order form for fuckgoats?
ben_vulpes: congrats on FUCKGOATS, asciilifeform!
asciilifeform: original design of FUCKGOATS featured on-board usb. was removed quite deliberately.
asciilifeform: lower-case fuckgoats are simply goats, such that are supplied to bagram airbase for the troops to fuck.
mircea_popescu: it's FUCKGOATS!!1
phf: ooh fuckgoats
mircea_popescu: i had no idea what hotcakes means prior to FUCKGOATS
a111: Logged on 2016-12-01 04:11 mircea_popescu: and in other news : http://nosuchlabs.com/ << can now order FUCKGOATS
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/12/no-such-labs-unveils-fuckgoats/ << Qntra - No Such lAbs Unveils FUCKGOATS
mircea_popescu: and in other news : http://nosuchlabs.com/ << can now order FUCKGOATS ☟︎
a111: 5 results for "fuckgoats", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=fuckgoats
Framedragger: !#s fuckgoats
asciilifeform: Framedragger: it is actually largely done. but unreleased, will come after FUCKGOATS
a111: Logged on 2016-11-14 12:27 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-14#1566990 << there is no such thing as "tld". there's just strings. if you query r-dns for "fucksgoats" you get ip for "fucksgoats". if you query for "hurrdurr.fuckgoats" you get ip for "hurrdurr.fucksgoats". if you query for "Pwgaf,H6X/LJ8yt..OLjoNn+kyfFsOG5a?FpPbf!uxOS6" you get ip for "Pwgaf,H6X/LJ8yt..OLjoNn+kyfFsOG5a?FpPbf!uxOS6".
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-14#1566990 << there is no such thing as "tld". there's just strings. if you query r-dns for "fucksgoats" you get ip for "fucksgoats". if you query for "hurrdurr.fuckgoats" you get ip for "hurrdurr.fucksgoats". if you query for "Pwgaf,H6X/LJ8yt..OLjoNn+kyfFsOG5a?FpPbf!uxOS6" you get ip for "Pwgaf,H6X/LJ8yt..OLjoNn+kyfFsOG5a?FpPbf!uxOS6". ☝︎☟︎
BingoBoingo wondering if FUCKGOATS are indoor or outdoor pets, and what their feeding requirements are
hanbot: "S.NSA is expected to realise operating revenue next period." << exciting bonbon in this month's s.nsa report. if FUCKGOATS didn't knock one's tongue out, anyway. ☟︎