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BingoBoingo: Wait, is lnovy Dashe's IRC handle?
benkay: i think not. strippers can't handle rotational inertia.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well he started with two other noobs. One had sense to quit hours after my blog post. The other didn't quit until a few weeks ago. The one unfortunately stuck with the forum handle has sent me so much angry correspondence.
kakobrekla: you can ask people who rated you to rate you again on the new handle if you can convince them so
benkay: maybe, but channel that into focus on important things and learn how to handle humans. it /is/ a learnable skill.
mircea_popescu: whoa it can handle the recoil ?
benkay: never put into the blockchain that which you can handle on your own machines.
Namworld: You've just proposed x then y then z upon seeing the first things were already there so wouldn't work. If you couldn't figure it out, you're not fit to handle customer Bitcoins. Because when first thing will work, there won't be other things to try.
benkay: deanclkclk: you're unfortunately trading on exchanges run by derpy web developers that don't match orders like professionals, and so you come to the conclusion that order matching is a) a hard problem and b) something you're qualified to handle.
mircea_popescu: MisterE their problem, cause nobody's askin what you can handle.
MisterE: mircea_popescu: American's can't handle that
BingoBoingo: Twas on the night I almost finished a handle of Vodka
BingoBoingo: MisterE: Exchanges don't have their own internal chains. They just handle the actual chain poorly
asciilifeform: X and Y become your 'handle'
asciilifeform: (everybody's handle is their addr)
moiety: liking trains is not a prerequisite to being able to handle graphic death in front of you
Namworld: Wouldn't be able to handle it.
benkay: okay, so how do we get from that graph to "that vol spike would be very hard to handle as a trade"?
herbijudlestoids: benkay: that vol spike would be very hard to handle as a trade
punkman1: random tweet: "What the fuck is this #whoisneo ??? Can't handle it anymore!!!!"
herbijudlestoids: but how does it handle in a fire asciilifeform? :D
ThickAsThieves: i'll either handle it, or i won't, or the crowd will
ThickAsThieves: MaxKeiserTV has 39K subscribers. His “personal” twitter handle has close to 91K followers and the Maxcoin “official” twitter handle has 4.2K followers. Pretty impressive for a coin that hasn’t launched yet!
BingoBoingo: benkay: What can Yogi handle? Oh Lord Jesus its a fire? Fuck no!
Vexual: i can handle it
BingoBoingo: Max difficulty within the first hour. It would actually be a useful experiment in how BTC would handle a catastrophic break of SHA-256
herbijudlestoids: so i need a mixnet to handle the traffic
herbijudlestoids: i cannot handle this fuckstick any longer
kakobrekla: yea but phantom will handle gox default
benkay: perhaps its that i live in america where men don't know how to handle women or cats and so all cats i encounter are of the 'let me out now let me in now let me piss on your rug' variety
mircea_popescu: one of those "pay through the nose or waste your money" sort of situations which institutions handle so poorly.
mircea_popescu: "remember that it’s the individualists who seem to work together best towards the collective — the BIG collective — society as a whole — a nation, for instance. meanwhile, the “collectivists” (as hofstede calls them) — or the clannish groups (as i call them) — don’t manage to handle, or even to create, commonweals hardly at all."
mircea_popescu: fun fact : loan granularity only becomes fine in systems which well handle coarse.
benkay: s/name/handle
pankkake: screen has a bug and can't handle utf-8 with too many bytes
mircea_popescu: you're going to have stuff built on top of btc to handle the subsidiary and marginal task of retail.
ThickAsThieves: never knew his forum handle
herbijudlestoids: you dont think HFT bots can handle the job mircea_popescu?
assbot: - CoinBR - https://coinbr.com/about - IRC handle: jurov
assbot: - BTCTC: https://btct.co - IRC handle: burnside
assbot: - Havelock: https://www.havelockinvestments.com - IRC handle: topace
assbot: - MPEX: http://mpex.com - IRC handle: mircea_popescu
BingoBoingo: I wonder if any of these people speaking has ever had to handle a classroom where one has to anticipate any degree of retardation and ignorance from student questions.
mircea_popescu: obviously the correct way to handle terrorists is not negotiating.
BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Ths hasn't even been my IRC handle for a whole year yet.
herbijudlestoids: this is my irc handle since high school
benkay: tattoo your current handle around your anus
BingoBoingo: I guess reading the logs it looks like I idented and offered to sell some molars. Sober me thinks drunk me's pricing works out rather well. I think I could handle pulling my own teeth at the price I offered last night.
nubbins`: he's like those anti-railroad people who claimed that the human body wasn't designed to handle such speeds
BingoBoingo: I am ready. I have been readyl I can handle leik all of the niggers.txt.
kakobrekla: no, we are on the edge of technology here punkman1 , offset would be too much to handle
BingoBoingo: Huh, Handle of Vodka, Why do you have so little magic juice left in you?
KRS-: Isn't that too much weight for a cyber punk's waif body to handle
nubbins`: once you get a handle on the font, even a fairly low-res image would narrow things down to a reasonable set of possibilities
mircea_popescu: so on paper 1 it says "we don't handle third party assignments" and on paper 2 it says "this is for buying directly"
pankkake: I wonder how colored coins can handle panics
diametric: mircea_popescu: top tier hosting, we hosted all of JP Morgans main infrastructure, USPS, Ford Motor Company, tons of big players. We one had a janitor take out an entire farm because he backed his mop handle into the emergency power stop switch
kakobrekla: cause people with money dont know how to handle money
BingoBoingo: *not fifth, handle as per the picture I linked earlier.
BingoBoingo: That roughly seems to be it. I've traversed quite a bit of this handle of vodka I trekked through the polar vortex to acquire, but it sounds right. Depositors just weren't inputs.io victims yet.
mike_c: it's not that they can't handle, just raises the bar for doing so. you'll get fewer comments.
benkay: sheeeit, mike_c, if someone can't handle comments by email i don't want 'em commenting.
benkay`: In a paper entitled “Regulating Digital Currencies: Bringing Bitcoin Within the Reach of the IMF,” Nicholas A. Plassaras suggests that the International Monetary Fund is ill-equipped to handle the widespread use of bitcoins into the foreign exchange market, highlighting the inability of the Fund to intervene in the event of a speculative attack on a country’s currency by bitcoin users.
benkay: if you can't handle txn fees, and you don't understand their impact on transactions, you don't hold bitcoin for long.
asciilifeform: there's a fellow who appears to have a good handle on this phenomenon.
fiat500: now this external library of functions must become aware of this change and handle it
mircea_popescu: the20year2 yeah, i handle ipos.
pankkake: so much volume, can't handle it!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this is the first time a dns server has to handle 10gb of cruft to resolve a query.
mircea_popescu: pankkake yeah, noobs handle their ignorance differently. but still, how else do you know a noob's a noob ? by their ignorance.
mircea_popescu: anyway, there are instruments to handle these problem, as described http://trilema.com/2013/the-positive-market-effects-of-the-delivery-bet/
Apocalyptic: <KRS|Gotyawallet> to handle the number of transactions that visa handles in 3 months the bitcoin system will require 14 Terabytes of storage space. That's 14 terabytes of hard drive space you would have to add every 85 days! https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Talk:Scalability#Disk_space // that couldn't even be possible
KRS|Gotyawallet: to handle the number of transactions that visa handles in 3 months the bitcoin system will require 14 Terabytes of storage space. That's 14 terabytes of hard drive space you would have to add every 85 days! https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Talk:Scalability#Disk_space
nubbins`: i had a great idea for 3d printing an adjustable-length squeegee handle last night
nubbins`: not sure the human brain can handle that sort of abuse tho
KRS|Gotyawallet: yeah they probably handle like a go-cart..thats one thing they've always done well.
ThickAsThieves: i have no idea if my brain could handle that lifestyle
pankkake: too much users to handle
jamespeerless: so it's to handle bets that range over long period of time or where information is leaked over time
davout: as a matter of fact i have two reports made by pankakke that i should handle diligently
mircea_popescu: lol the "you can't handle the truth" giuy ?
benkay: for the first time since late nineties i'm using this handle in public and my record is going to forever be "i bitcoins derp gpg derp wat asic derp quantum!"
Tulak_: people would never handle 100000$ in such a carefree attitude, but sending 200 btc here and there
pankkake: and again, exchanges already know how to handle their shutdown
mike_c: "I understand that it's hard not to take it personally when you've lost BTC, but no, seriously, if you're into BTC I think it'd be great if you spent the time and the energy (this isn't "condescension", again; it takes a lot of time and energy, far more than most people are used to expending, to wisely and correctly handle Bitcoin"
nubbins`: whether the market can handle it is, in fact, the same story
topace: whether the MARKET can handle that is another story
pankkake: not all of them are easy to handle
pankkake: but I would never write a web appliance, I usually write the exact opposite, stuff to handle websites from the command line
Apocalyptic: y u no handle diff change ?
benkay: how do you handle your gold acquisitions?
Namworld: Indeed, quite the replicas. As a grumpy old businessman and sociopath, I cannot handle company.
benkay: in other news, passwords are too hard for ios users to handle
mircea_popescu: yeah, the ssw is the correct handle for this class of problems
mircea_popescu: (c) The agreement between the parties is that Stanislav Datskovskiy will handle the operational, research and technical aspects of the venture, and jointly with Mircea Popescu the strategic management of the venture through a consensus process ; whereas Mircea Popescu will handle marketing, accounting and MPEx-compliant reporting for the venture, and jointly with Stanislav Datskovskiy the strategic management of the ve
kakobrekla: ThickAsThieves, no the way you handle it is to raise the bar and offer a pro support to those who deserve it
ThickAsThieves: the way you handle it in bitcoin, is have to have enough of those customers that are fans, and answer questions for you
mod6: i mean, the idea of a 'successor of unix' is appleaing to me, eventhough I <3 *nix (in general compared to whatever, windows). it would be amazing to have something abstracted to the level where it can handle physical systems and be virtualized too and be next gen
deadweasel: Maybe some takenobu if you can handle cello music
zacm: activemining should hire that exchange's programmers to handle the trading of shares